#2
Day 1 and we already have four threads because of OP autism
god help us all
Well done, a proper new thread in only three attempts.
this is the one
>>77606648
We are NOT posting in interracial threads.
this is how a thread should look
nice work chap
this is technically the 4th thread
delet
yep it's this
>>77606669
(Dead)
unlucky
>>77606648
why do you keep posting this picture of nick robinson?
waey niggers btfo
>state of /motd/
I've missed football but not Shearers """""analysis""""""
>>77606669
LMAO at you life son
We finally had people posting and everything is ruined by thread autism.
Why didn't he start today
>>77606669
Yeah fuck off faggot.
reposting for the bantz
THAT CUNT MOD BANNED ME FOR POSTING A BOG SIM PICTURE
FUCK OFF LA
>He doesn't rate Everton
>>77606682
I'd blame foreigners 2bh
>>77606648
It's the kind of shit that drives people away from /sp/. People bitch about it being dead and then spam stupid new threads.
>cheerleaders
This needs to stop
>>77606668
wrighty fucked gabby while danny murphy watched la
YORKSHIRE
>he rates Everton
boys, what happened at the beginning re: Gary
I've just got in from a 35mm screening of 1993's Groundhog Day and missed the beginning
>He doesn't rate Ederson
>>77606684
Isnt his pick to win the league United?
literally /pol/ kids ruin everything
even /brit/ is ruined for fuck sake.
hate them all.
DeBoer will be the first manager to get this sack this season. His appointment at palace is a fucking disaster. Bring in a dutch manager to manage an Alladyce team!
>>77606704
shithole
Wagner > Klopp
>>77606698
Are you calling this thread stupid or the cuck thread stupid?
>Everton could realistically win the league
wait frank de boer now manages palaces?
what happened to big sam?
in fact what happened to pardiola before that?
>>77606704
based
>>77606713
90% of BBC's pundits agreed too
god ive missed you guys
>Everton could realistically win the league
>de gay
>>77606598
I now remember trips on /sp/ actually being a thing
>>77606682
>tfw Paul Hunter Classic soon
>>77606704
/halifax/ here
>>77606694
>come back to /sp/ for the first time in 3 years wondering how much is same
>instantly see bog sim mentioned
>>77603671
>>77603671
>>77603671
NEW THREAD OP IS A THREAD DELETER
>>77606709
be still my dick
Fuck it I'm ordering a curry lads. Anyone want owt?
Bullet header
>second game is Hudds vs Da Palace
why?
>tfw didn't really follow football last season
>tfw almost never come to /sp/ now
>tfw this is due to be a good season, though, so I guess I have to start paying attention again
Is Claudio Bravo a good goalie? I put him in my fantasy football team at work and my boss openly laughed in my face, even though Bravo is surely GOAT at stopping penalties.
>mod deleted my thread
absolutely pathetic. his mum is clearly shacked up with a black man and he's mad
>>77606726
The initial thread and this one are proper threads, the other two were the stupid ones.
Palace need to get relegated this season, fucking sick of them. Need a few London teams to go down desu.
wagner out
De Boer will be gone by Christmas lads
>>77606736
If Leicester could...
>>77606679
Because it wasn't meant to be like this
>>77606737
hi ausbro
>>77606720
Pipe down or we'll take your sheep too.
Everton will finish 5th
>Huddersfield vs Palace
could be a 10 goal thriller and I still wouldn't care, these diddy teams should be on last
>Klopp jr
Fuck this meme stealing another meme
>>77606740
Does bog sim even post any more?
>>77606745
keema nahn pleas boss
>some foreign manager from the continent comes in
>says he's gonna play free-flowing football
>10 games in
>realises Crystal Palace aren't going to win anything playing free-flowing football
>better kick it up to Benteke for the rest of the season
>Palace fans already knew this before this new guy came in and don't flipping want free-flowing football for precisely this reason
If he's lucky he'll realise it before it's too late and Palace might not get relegated.
Never leave the alt-right in charge of making motd threads
>>77606753
Agreed. We need more midlands teams in the PL.
>>77606741
you can't do that anymore lad
Disgusting colour scheme in this game. Get a proper away kit or get relegated.
>>77606746
based
>>77606732
City are going to have it wrapped up by April
>you can't shudder the hudder
>>77606762
7th at best
>Citeh
>Utd
>Arsenal
>Yids
>Chelski
>LivPool
>Everton
>west ham
prove me wrong
>>77606759
Really activates my urge to colonise desu
>Everton could realistically win the league
>>77606758
'ello govna
>>77606740
his sargon
>>77606766
no hes got girlfirend now, no tim for posting on sp
>>77606777
Fucking awful isn't it, can barely make either team out
>>77606763
unfortunately true
Swansea defense is solid as f rn
On a serious note though, anyone else getting jungle fever after the athletics?
some of the black womyn there were absolutely beautiful
>>77606750
What porn do you watch mate?
>>77606793
Hmmm
Is that fucking Tom Ince at Huddersfield?! How many more teams will he con into believing he's anything more than a Championship player?
>>77606785
Chelsea will finish below Everton
>Everton could realistically win the league
>>77606786
>west ham
>mfw emergency-Klopp finishes above Klopp regular
>>77606799
the nice black girls don't want fat ugly white bois like you lad. kill yourself.
>>77606799
I hate you but yes I agree
>>77606809
remember when Liverpool were gonna buy him
Does fitizen still post here?
>>77606811
Literally no.
>>77606766
No. I spent about 10 hours a week here from 2013 until last year, and while I saw him post, I still do not understand the whole "Bog Sim" meme.
>>77606791
you know that image was made by the fat spurs guy
wouldnt use it if i were you
>>77606809
Was decent at derby tbf, should at least get a run of premier league games
>>77606825
Fuck off shitizen
can't wait for klopp vs klopp
>Sign player from France
>He dominates
Lads..
>could have been our year
>Coutinho decided to pull a macaco
>Klopp forgot to buy defenders
Back to 6th again.
>>77606809
he's what people need to realise oxlade-chamberlain is
>>77606818
>>77606820
Please don't reply to it
>>77606830
Are you LRL
palace going down
has anyone else noticed that king has started posting again
i fucking hate that cunt
>>77606809
He'll have a decent season and Liverpool will sign him back for 30m next summer when Mane goes to Real
>>77606809
They'll bring a rule in that teams need to be more diverse, like they're trying to do with managers. Remember the only reason no one wants them to manage their club is because of racists.
jesus christ, wagner sounds like an utter bender
Frank looks like he can't be arsed
>>77606831
hello paul
>>77606847
Y, why?
>>77606854
fuck off king
>>77606830
You know it is true, it's gonna be a season of memes and exposure,
I bet De Boer really inspires his side, right?
Feel bad for Fosu-Mensah having to play with a shit cunt like Scott Dann
>>77606854
Fuck off king
>>77606855
Real don't sign blacks lad
>>77606820
who's your blackfu?
mine has to be Muhammed 400m hurdles
her face is Cate Blanchett tier and her body is out of this fucking world
>>77606867
big sam really fucked them over by quitting
>>77606839
As someone who was born after Liverpool last winning a title, what's wrong with being upper-mid table?
We're never at risk of relegation, we do well in cup competitions sometimes, we've survived where clubs like Leeds have kill
It's a nice, comfortable existence.
>>77606854
fuck off king
>>77606865
Last season was a fluke, an implosion. Chelsea will not finish below third.
>>77606869
Can't understand why he's on loan and Tuanzebe is kept on.
Hate Mourinho sometimes
moonys a big cunt
>>77606809
Huddersfieldfag here
Unironically played well all pre season and looked ok today desu
>>77606862
I remembered you from a long time back, you were one of the best posters even if you did support Chelsea.
Are you feeling less depressed now than you were then?
Wagner
>German
>wears glasses
>sounds like a poof
>has a team full of young black lads
Really makes me think
Reminder to NEVER reply to tripfags.
>>77606825
Haven't seen the real one in quite some time.
>>77606854
fuck off king
>shearer's research
>>77606857
nicest man in football
>>77606883
>existence
And that's exactly the problem. Probably a remain voter.
>>77606890
They're doing a Leicester
>>77606880
Boys, boys, boys. I'm looking for a good time
>>77606882
Yes, but they were stupid in not going for a guy who could work with the kind of players Big Sam brought in. Try and turn the into footballers as if by magic.
>Swansea on last
GOOD
>>77606905
Why not?
I thought we were friends
>>77606923
should have just brought Pardiola back
feeling a little bit like goat /sp/ around here tonight lads
>>77606876
>ronaldo
>tsuunaldo
>higuain
>benzema
>bale
>marcelo
>varane
>>77606929
They should be first since Mawson and Abraham looked good
>This thread is now a sticky
>>77606893
I'm sure Tuanzebe will have a great season sat on the bench at best because we have to sign another shit cunt fraud from the Portuguese league.
>gives it to a Middlesborough player
the fuck has Wrighty been smoking
Is Wrighty drunk?
How many Trump jokes can Gary squeeze in before the show's finish?
What happened to the old trips like Bog Sim?
>>77606918
Holy shit, dem socks make my dick hard
It's G
>>77606915
Not everyone can be a champin anon
Many boxers accept their role as someone future champions beat in order to progress, knowing they will lose but fighting anyway for the income and acknowledgement
What's wrong with being a joiurneyman club?
>>77606941
did he get sacked?
>>77606929
This lad looks hard
>>77606839
>unironically starting Lovren
>Sakho rotting away in the reserves
Klopp a shit
>>77606951
made me cheque you bastard
>>77606957
Nah, he's pretty calm today
>>77606944
None of them darkest Peru black though
>>77606899
Jaggy, is that you?
Yeah, since 2014-15 started I am feeling a lot better. I still don't know what genuine happiness is, but I don't think about suicide anymore.
>>77606943
it's getting better now the /pol/ fags have quietened down.
>>77606918
yeah, she's nice.
I am actually considering getting a tall black girlfriend now.
>Where's Coutinho?
>>77606960
hes probably on holiday
>Actually having YNWA on the back of they're tops
ITS TIME FOR SLIPPING
>>77606893
Interested to see if Andreas Pereira will get any game time this season, he looked okay pre-season and needs to get a chance in the first team before we sell him and he goes on to be a great player.
This season is going to confirm that Klopp is not a good manager. The goals they concede are absolutely shameful. He clearly has no fucking idea what he's doing.
>Pantilimon on the bench
>Gomes is playing
Do I really know nothing about goalkeepers, or is that a shockingly fucking stupid decision? Pantilimon >>>>>> Gomes, surely.
Haha time for comedy gold now, lads.
>>77606943
>mfw
>>77606959
His Twitter acolytes appreciate it though, right?
>>77606974
Madrid are Muslim now they need to attract African Muslim customers
>>77606962
Reminder that brenny did nothing wrong
So is this 190cm manlet's gimmick that he's a cuck?
>>77606982
his poster has been removed from the liverpool shop window :^)
>>77606981
>>77606981
>I am actually considering getting a tall black girlfriend now.
m8 i'd love one, so she can crush my head between her big legs, but im a manlet
i'd need to settle for a black womanlet like asher-smith
>>77606982
"injured"
BULLIED
>Salah was playing against Liverpool in the game where Gerrard slipped
>>77606981
better chance of getting a black nob you ugly bugger
>>77606991
I can't wait. Liverpool fans are so fucking defensive when it comes to him and don't want to criticise him for anything. Everyone else can easily see his faults.
What happened to UTV?
I remember when Liverpool had amazing defence and terrible attack
What the hell happened?
Why don't Soton ask Liverpoo for 50m plus Sakho for Van Dick?
Good deal imo :)
>>77607005
Taken before his time
This is a bad kit for Liverpool, it looks like a failure season kit.
>>77606980
>Jaggy, is that you?
Yup
>Yeah, since 2014-15 started I am feeling a lot better.
I'm glad to hear
>I still don't know what genuine happiness is
I know that too well
How are you feeling about the season ahead and the Costa situation?
Kiss my todger end, lads
I like the manager Silva but I'm sick of Watford's literally who chop and change team of random foreigners
Can't get used to Watford in Adidas
>>77607016
wait, steven gerrard slipped?
>>77606994
Gomes is still a very good keeper. He has a reputation for mistakes but he is a class above Pantimilon in terms of shot stopping and distribution.
>>77607005
Literally who cups
>>77607025
Making mad stacks on his plantation. 190 should pop by and see if he can buy a gf from him.
>>77607027
Brendan Rodgers
that mane goal was actually pretty nice
>>77606769
Done mate
>>77606943
Enjoy it while it last, the world cup will ruin everything.
YOU DON'T WIN LEAGUES WITH SALAH
>>77607034
Based Jaggy
>>77607027
Carragher retired
>>77607033
Especially having Western Union on the fucking sleeve kek
>these kits
it's like i've gone into a time machine and it's taken me back to 2003
>>77607063
london? that is cheap as fuck mate
>>77607051
Dug this out. I miss good Pantillimon. But then Pickford wouldn't have played.
lol
>>77607067
Did Salah not win the league at Basel?
>>77607059
>Attack is the best form of defence
>>77607063
you absolute diamond
>>77607025
Looking for more data for your stalking folder?
>>77607066
like a year down the line lad
by that time we'll all have gfs and have left this place
Watford would have won without Gomes, he needs to Fuk off to Chapecoense or something
Maybe Dalglish wasn't so bad after all
>>77607082
Good decision or you might have ended up relega-
Brazil looking pretty good
Neymar_____Jesus______Lucas
_Coutinho_Casemiro_Paulinho
>>77607093
I remember thinking that in 2006
>>77607083
other than the occasional blooter, he always was armless
>>77607087
p-please don't ruin meems
>>77607066
>not becoming yfmoc
>>77607063
that's fucking cheap
where'd you live?
>Club record signing
>Salah
>winning a game with minutes to go
>take off one of your defenders in a pointless like for like substitution
>the guy who comes on concedes the free kick that leads to the corner and subsequent goal
Klopp is a fucking fraud
>>77607080
lol no Northern price. I imagine the rice alone is a fiver in London.
>>77607063
>fried broccoli
>>77607087
with chelsea too
>>77607124
I miss when Djibril Cisse was our record signing
Karius is worse than Gomes
>>77607063
thats cheap brother. where are you based? i couldnt get that under a tenner in london
>this isn't the Swansea game
What is the point in watching it then?
>>77607121
i missed the euros last year, are they still badminton threads?
Liverpool BTFO
>they let it slip again
oh my dayz blud
>>77607123
London
>>77607126
>Only just realising that Klopp was carried by Wagner
>>77607105
We didn't get relegated because of Pickford, that much is clear.
>>77607123
Sheff
Not had this curry house before though so I'll let you know if it's shit
>>77607139
agreed la'
>People actually rate Mingolet
>>77607145
>get 33% more points than any team that lost
>BTFO
ok kid
>>77607034
Somewhat positive and the Costa situation was handled horribly by Conte. He should have waited for a striker to have signed before telling Costa he didn't need him.
>>77607093
Though I wish to know why we are so alive now. Since trans started this place has been alive and fermenting.
Can't wait for Everton match desu lads, proper rate 'em me
>>77607156
no one rates Mingolet
do wagner and klopp have the same glasses?
>>77607156
He's better than Karius though
>>77607158
0 x 1.33 = 0
>>77607158
(You) BTFO
>a-actually I'm not even a Liverpool fan, b-bu-
Liar BTFO
>>77607154
I'm in Sheff, where've you ordered from?
>>77607168
I heard they might win the league
>>77607168
I reckon they could realistically win the leage
>>77607171
they are best friends
>>77607143
Either that or most of the time iirc it was field hockey.
>>77607168
Neverton are a gay club that can't even afford an £5 million extra Gylfi
>>77607168
I need them to finish above Liverpool and finish in the top 4 so I can see the delusional Liverpool fan at my work cry.
>>77607171
buy one get one free at specsavers
>Getting that butthurt at somebody mentioning Coutinho's name
Klopp is a joke
is wagner a shitskin?
>>77607181
nice one cheers mate
>>77607165
it always starts like this, people are excited for football
then once the league is wrapped up by christmas by some team or another it gets slower, people stop caring
>>77607176
Yeah that Rooney has like a 90 rating on FIFA
>>77607175
Bollocks, you'll call them and ask for 30 Margheritas to be paid in cash on delivery
>>77607186
>I need them to finish above Liverpool and finish in the top 4
That's too bad anon
>>77607148
>>77607063
I thought London was expensive?
I was in an undisclosed location in Essex and life was expensive as fuck
>>77606772
He is such an odd choice for Palace. He was praised for bringing youth up at Ajax but at Palace they are not yet established enough in the current PL to afford themselves that kind of time and ambition. Their players are top Championship players or mid to lower level top flight guys and they'd do really well to just maintain themselves at this level for awhile. It is nice to see the owners going for that kind of ambition with a guy like De Boer but it is not what they need right now.
>>77607150
>You don't get relegated by losing games
>You don't lose games by conceding goals
>It isn't the fault of the goalkeeper when you concede goals
>>77607191
A tanned German
As Carragher explained, changing personnel will not immediately fix Liverpool's defence. The way Klopp sets up defences is dysfunctional.
>>77607168
D-do we have a buyback clause for Rooney?
>>77607191
Think he must have some nonwhite in him
>>77607191
definitely a US Army semen donation
How do you spend as much money as Liverpool do and end up with a team as shit as that?
Is there some gypsy curse which means they're only allowed one good player at a time?
>wijnaldum
fucking hell
>dangermouse
>penfold
is Ian pissed?
>>77607189
>can't into signings
>can't into defending
>can't into formations
>can't adjust tactics
>can't into set-pieces
>loses every final he's in
what exactly is he good for?
>man marking never concedes goals it's the proper british way of defending
>>77607199
you can say where you were now lad, you are safe back in yankland where we can't hurt you with our sharpened butter knives
Shearer has 260 prem goals
That's like at least 30 goals a season for 8 seasons lmao what a fucking goat Kane won't catch him
>>77607199
Black parts of London are cheap. They have to be or the blacks would commit even more crime. It's depressing living here.
>>77607191
Turk rape babby
>>77607211
We call it the Berger effect
>>77607182
>Wanting Glyfi
>When you've got Barkz, Klaassen (Class), Rooney and Tom Davies
>>77607204
they just need fast lads
CHEBS
>>77607181
They're /yfmoc/ now. I don't even think the OP image is an obscure sport; clearly shitposters are easier to deceive than they used to be.
>>77607201
>Djilobodji and O'Shea defence in front of him
>Average possession percentage of ~30%
It's probably down to Pickford that we didnt break Derby's record
>>77607199
london is expensive, thats not london mate. that'd come to about £10/11 where i am plus a couple pounds delivery
>>77607223
fuck off you non-jumping zonal marking euro cuck
>>77607219
>>77607229
>there are posters here who don't remember Shearer playing at all let alone in his prime
you guys talking about Wagner made me think you were referring to Wenger lel
>>77607233
Siggy is better than all of them though. I unironically think Koeman should just turn Barkley into a centre forward if he stays tho.
>>77607199
I'm not in London I'm in Sheffield
What's with the Danger Mouse jokes?
>>77607229
Yes, but he played 14 seasons in the PL
>>77607233
Even though Koeman froths at the mouth at the mention of Sigurdsson and has begged for him for years now
>>77607248
Shearer retired in 2006
There are single mothers in Newcastle who never saw him play
>>77607233
Siggy probably has better stats last season than they have combined for the past three AND he was in a relegation fighting side
>midget
>scores a header
>Vardy doing a scissor kick to st himself before him goal
Top lad.
>>77607247
>>77607219
Did the male mc finally fuck off forever?
>>77607229
He's got even more top flight goals, he was playing before the PL
190cm is the most intelligent and based poster on /sp/
I value his views more than anyone else, also he is sexy
>>77607247
Mitsu best girl.
>>77607249
i often call him wagner too
shame i probs can't now or people will get confused
>>77607211
>In order the 4 biggest spenders since the PL began
>City
>Chelsea
>United
>Liverpool
>If City and Chelsea hadn't had huge takeovers they would be comfortably 2nd
>If United hadn't giving professional memers the job after SAF and gave them (except >moyes) and a blank cheque Liverpool would comfortably be the overall highest spenders in the league
>Still less PL titles than Blackburn and Leicester
I unironically love watching Vardy play and am glad he isn't a one season wonder
YEAH YEAH YEAH HE'S STILL ABOUT
WEEEEEEEEEEELBZ
>>77607239
I honestly can't remember but I think >we still used obscure sports just because of tradition. But my brain isn't the best at remembering anymore. As long as we all find it.
The shade of red on this season's Arsenal kit is fully patrician. It's a lot deeper than previous seasons.
>>77607255
Alan and Gary thinks Ian looks like a black penfold
>>77607282
lol ok
>>77607229
I think the only player to score 30+ goals in two seasons
>>77607255
wrighty got andre and demarai gray mixed up and weirdly stated
>dangermouse
>penfold
was really odd
>>77607223
To be fair, Shearer didn't criticise zonal marking as a system. He just said you need to attack the ball in zonal marking for the system to work, which is a perfectly valid statement.
Henry > Shearer
>>77607282
I wouldn't take his advance on women lol he hasn't seen a vag in his life
>>77607272
>>77607263
>>77607251
>Actually rating Siggy
If he was good he'd still be at Spurs
Too many European teams are being fleeced by this Icelandic player meme atm
>>77607315
His name was Terry Henry
If he hadn't been French people would have taken the piss out of his silly name
Volume's too loud. Can one of you turn it down?
Based Wenger
>>77607299
he did it three times during his time at blackburn
probably would have done it more it he went to man u
>>77607315
lmao
>Giroo
What an undeserving end to such a good game
>>77607321
You rate Barkley though lmao
i rate ramsey
>>77607321
Koeman wants him you nonce so Everton are getting him even if you like it or not
>>77607282
He's not that sexy
>>77607327
Sorry mum
*turns it up*
;)
>>77607321
AVB played him on the left wing tbf
>>77607343
I'm sure the feeling is mutual
Great game 2bh
anyone else really fucking hate aron ramsey? he had that one good season, but it feels like he's been around for ages and he's still shit
>>77607352
Devilish :^)
>>77607315
As a player yes, as a goal scorer no
craig shakespeare looks like the kind of guy who shouts at his kids in public
>>77607353
was AVB also too smart for the prem?
Gee gee gee gee baby
>>77607341
Barkley is for patricians only
>>77607365
well he's white, so yeah
>>77607365
He looks like a lorry driver who shits in McDonald's toilets
>highlight Ozil handball
>fail to show two Leicester handballs in the penalty area
>>77607365
yeah, he looks like he gets really wound up at self scanners at tesco
>>77607374
fuck white people and fuck donald drumpf
>>77607282
You are 190cm's mum and I claim my five pounds.
>>77607362
I hope he scores a few blooters this season, because I've got a celebrity death league with a few friends and I haven't successfully predicted a single celebrity death so far this year. I need the Ramsey curse to save my dignity.
>>77607229
Kane can catch him if he stays in the PL his whole career. He could have a really long career Kane as he does not rely on space or physical attributes that can deplete in later years.
Shearer is the GOAT though
There's a lad who works in the shop at the bottom of my road that looks like Giroud
RHYTHM IS A DANCER
>>77607371
>>77607373
this
on his day he is up there with the very best in the prem
fat tune this la
>>77607365
the kind of guy who goes dogging with the wife
BANTER
>3.4 Million price tag
>>77607398
you probably rate oxlade-chamberlain too
>Des Lynam
I';m sad now
>>77607382
I fucking hate those though. The ones in my local Co-Op wouldn't accept four different 5p coins earlier today.
>>77607398
he's pogba tier
Post slags
>>77607410
>he doesn't rate da Ox
>>77607365
the kind of guy who reads the sun everyday on holiday in mallorca
Brighton's stadium is disgusting.
Brighton have no place in the PL. Sorry
>>77607415
Only thing I hate about them is you have to call someone over to take the security tag off your alcohol.
The premier league peaked in 2008. This is irrefutable.
>tfw to intelligent to play my three 50m+ wingers
>>77607430
why so homophobic?
>>77607428
it looked decent in the championship now it looks awful
>>77607430
I don't like the look of them
even robot wars can't make this match exciting
>>77607388
Genuinely believe Kane could do it. On the other hand I completely see Tottenham imploding because Levy is a typical coin clipper who's shit scared to spend money.
>>77607434
Torres pls
>tfw too smart for the Premier League
>>77607421
Not half-time, la
>>77607421
Its not HT
>>77607433
>he buys alcohol
Edgy.
>first home game of the premier league
>park the bus all game
>lose anyway
I want Brighton to stay up solely because Chris Hughton is a black man.
>about to post
>realise I'm half an hour behind
>>77607428
>he uses a tripcode
>he wants people to recognise that it's him when he posts
>>77607433
>>77607415
preferable to interacting with a human who knows you're just eating ready meals though
David Silva has cancer ;_;
>>77607430
need to get rid of brighton, bournemouth, swansea
get villa, leeds and wednesday in the prem. thats what dreams are made of
>>77607462
we all are lad, delayed due to athletics
This must be financially the biggest mismatch of a league game ever
also
>5 captchas needed
>>77607434
*98/99
The PL clearly isn't for you Brighton. Please LEAVE.
>>77607459
>he can get through life without having to drink himself to sleep every night
>he doesn't have to drink every day because he can't stand be conscious
must be nice
>>77607474
>Leeds
>premier league
Gabriel Barbosa > Gabriel Jesus
He just has a face like a loser
Brighton are just gonna be a gay Norwich
sack Hughton now
>>77607488
r u underage?
>>77607491
>>77607495
I suspect I'm the oldest person in this thread
>>77607461
He's white he's just been on holiday mate
>Still no Everton
>>77607479
remember Blackpool were in the league with half a stadium
Is this what happens when teams spend their pre-season playing meme matches in Cathay instead of actually training and developing tactics? City, Liverpool and Chelsea are three of the four teams representing England in the CL and they are getting mugged off by the relegation candidates.
>>77607474
nah we need Forest too
>>77607434
>The peak wasn't AGUEROOOOOOOOOOO
>The peak wasn't Leicester
>The peak wasn't Liverpool's collapse
>The peak wasn't the mid-'90s when Man Utd were actually likable
>>77607476
No I'm an extra 30 mins
had to pause it to do stuff
>>77607503
>>77607488
i hate match slags.
>>77607495
>being overage and on 4chan
>>77607504
wtf
you can't be serious
How is this Brighton team going to score goals exactly?
Derby season incoming.
it's really annoying how commentators and pundits think that "hard work" deserves to win games
such a league 2 mentality
>>77607507
They always put Everton near the end la. BBC's full of redshite.
I see City have signed another world class keeper.
aesthetic kit 2bh
>>77607491
t. gabagool's mum
>>77607362
I've never forgiven him ever since he maliciously got Ryan shawcross to break his legs
>>77607515
as a west ham fan, i want milwall in the prem
that Stephens looked like a fat guy playing Powerleague with a hangover
>>77607394
Are you following the 4cc?
>>77607532
yeah lad
he's actually irish
>>77607537
this is why danny welbeck is an england international
>>77607537
Brighton got praised at half time by BT
City had missed two damn near open goals
>>77607507
>Peta is attacking this guy for defending his dog
>>77607474
>>77607430
>>77607428
>>77607484
>Literally disliking meme teams
>>77607535
they have glenn murray
That City kit is fucking disgusting
lol Brighton piss me off already
>>77607537
This.
Anyone who actually watched the game saw Brighton got dicked today. They are going down.
>>77607546
I'm an Arsenal fan, but I've never hated Shawcross. The man tried to apologise sincerely but Ramsey never accepted it.
>joe pasquale dubbing kyle walker interview
whose stupid idea was that
>>77607571
>not wanting all the big clubs in the prem
Kyle Walker sounds like he's from Brighton
We're all just here for Wazza, right lads?
>>77607587
He's clearly from yorkshire y abender
>>77607503
I'm 29. Get on my level, little child. I have a couple of very vague memories of the 1980s (it rained a lot).
>>77607553
No. I told you m8 the last time I watched was years ago. Why?
>>77607593
I'm here for Everton lad
>tfw they have a decent chance at winning the league
>>77607502
Exactly what I'm talking about that little Mulatto squished face that just screams Bully Me
>>77607230
>>77607241
Madras lamb 6.95
Pilau rice 2.50
Keema nan 2.95
Plus delivery unless you spend over 15gbp
>>77607224
Friend I was staying with still lives there and I've seen what people are capable of doing to another in this place just for a laugh
>>77607573
Have you seen Leeds' kit this season? It's a fucking disgrace.
Solly March is a pretty weird name for a white lad.
did anyone see Gerrard complaining about Mendy bantering the own goal?
he would not be happy if he saw how much you lot take the piss out of his "slip"
thank god he doesn't come here or you'd all be in right trouble
Rooney is starting to look like me da
>>77607514
that's exactly what I thought. serves them right putting money before preparation
>>77607596
>I'm 29
berahino should just fuck off to china at this point
>>77607604
Sunderland's is the worst
>>77607607
mendy will be riling up suits all season
Finally some quality La.
Everton On!
>>77607596
>I'm 29
Alright Grandad off to bed with you
>>77607607
>thank god he doesn't come here or you'd all be in right trouble
*sniff* yeah... thank god he doesn't...
>>77607607
>too much banter for gerrard
https://twitter.com/benmendy23/status/896458344331915264
Mendy is amazing and he hasn't even played yet
>>77607603
haha yeah maybe we'll track down some guy we have no information about apart from the town he lives in
>>77607596
interesting, did you like it when it rained?
>>77607607
What would he do? Snog his daughter angrily?
If Wayne Rooney was Australian he would be Kangarooney :^)
>>77607573
i like it desu
>>77607607
>hears knock on the door
>its stevie G
>'listen here, stop postin about me la i'll break yer legs'
I hear these blue lads have a decent chance at winning the league this year
Alright Wayne settle down lad.
Huddersfield will win the EPL.
Remember this post.
>>77607607
>you now remember Gerrard's biography about him crying in the car unable to drive home after the slip
>Rooney scores on his return to Everton
Gee, that totally wasn't pre-planned
I wonder how much they had to pay Stoke to let that happen
Based rppney
We should feel blessed to live in the age of him, lads.
1-0 at home is the perfect result
You know it to be true
>>77607639
kek
>>77607607
Geht Slippy-G Steven Slippy-G "Slippy" Gerrard "Slippy-G" Gerrard in eine Bar. Sagt der Steven "Slippy-G" Slippy-G "Slippy-G" Gerrard: Ich bin der Slippy-G "Slippy-G" Steven "Slippy-G" Steven Gerrard. Sagt der Barkeeper: DER Steven "Slippy-G" Slippy-G "Slippy-G" Steven "Slippy-G" Gerrard? Da erwidert Slippy-G Steven "Slippy-G" Steven "Slippy-G" Gerrard: Jawoll, ich bin DER "Slippy-G" Steven "Slippy-G" Slippy-G. Da ist der Barkeeper erstaunt: Dass der Steven "Slippy-G" Slippy-G Steven "Steven Gerrard" Gerrardmal in meine Slip-Bar kommt, das hätte ich vom Slippy-G Steven "Slippy-G" Steven Gerrard "Slippy-G" Gerrardja gar nicht erwartet. Da sagt der Slippy-G "Slippy-G" Steven "Slippy-G" Steven "Slippy-G" Steven "Slippy-G" Steven Gerrard : Tun die wenigsten. Bis sie ihn fahren. Der Barkeeper staunt: Ach, Steven "Slippy-G" Slippy-G Steven Gerrard"Slippy-G" Slippy-G, das ist schon brutal geil, Steven "Slippy-G" Steven "Steven" Gerrard, muss ich wirklich sagen. Da erwidert der Slippy-G Steven "Slippy-G" Slippy-G Slippy-G Steven "Kult Slippy-G" Kult Slippy-G Steven "Slippy-G" Gerrard : Dafür steh ich mit meinem Namen: Steven "Slippy-G" Steven "Slippy-G" Slippy-G Steven "Slippy-G" Slippy-G Slippy-G Steven "Steven Gerrard " Slippy-G Steven "Slippy-G" Slippy-G Steven "Slippy-G" Slippy-G "Slippy-G" Steven "Slippy-G" Slippy-G Steven "Slippy-G" "Steven Gerrard " Slippy-G Steven "Slippy-G" Steven "Slippy-G" Slippy-G Slippy-G Gerrard .
>>77607604
>>77607622
Wednesday borrowed the Ikea uniform for their away kit
>>77607642
kek
unironically want Rooney to do well
Rooney looks quality in a Counter attacking team
>>77607642
>his daughter
>>77607655
fuck, please tell me someone has a picture of that
>>77607642
chuckled heartily
Everton aka wtf I love Rooney now!
>Rooney has scored more goals than every Manchester United player combined so far this season
Customers on suicide watch
The Lewin lad is decent.
>it's a Rooney gets tired and just starts hitting long balls episode
>>77607664
>tfw you missed the GOAT 1-0 to the Arsenal days and now have to watch how shit we are
>>77607606
>White
>Solomon Benjamin March
He's one of the tribe.
>>77607658
you now remember stoke letting gerrard score in his last ever premier league game where they got twatted by stoke
>DE PICKFORD
rppney will outscore perru kaku
>>77607639
I did. I was in a pushchair which had a plastic cover on it to keep the rain off me. It was 200% comfy.
>>77607655
Fuck now I actually feel a little bit sorry for him
>>77607596
I'm older than you and I can't remember shit about the 80s. I remember the WC semi vs West Germany and Thatcher getting hoofed out and nothing much before.
>>77607703
I remember it well
That bullshit is the basis for my whole theory
> Berahino had 0 goals out of his 14 apperances for Stoke
>you now remember Saido Berahino
>>77607694
#banter #meme #twitter
>shaw
Why is he still at the stadium?
>after midnight
>Rooney is still at the stadium waiting to be interviewed
Wow
Now THAT is real dedication
pickford is really amazing and everton were very smart to buy him
rppney eyes are fucking spooky
>>77607662
>tfw I don't have the Age of Rooney screenshot on this computer
Truly the GOAT /sp/ post.
Huh I was thinking that an interviewer would make a "goal drought" joke.
>still there
wtf i love Rooney now
wayne rooney interview
Why didn't Barcelona hire Koeman?
It's the job he wants, I cringe hearing Rooney pretend he's been wanting to return for years
fucking fair play to wayne for staying at the stadium
>>77607725
his wife and kids left him and he's got nothing left
>waynes mummy hasnt picked him up yet
>I'm delighted la, just hoping I can play well and push through that move to Man Utd for £30m
go home rooney
Rooney has never given an interesting interview and never will
Real heart from Rooney staying at the ground, shows he loves the club
Rooney is staring in my soul
>>77607711
holy shit I have similar memories of when I was younger of exactly that while doing a snooze
>>77607733
here you go bab x
>>77607725
>>77607726
amazingly he was also interviewed live for BBC news so he's really going all out
>Still at the stadium
what heart
good to see Everton substitute Williams at half time
career is going down the shitter.
also chances Stoke sell Allen back to his true home club?
>>77607701
(((Solomon))) (((Benjamin))) March
>>77607730
True.
He is a future world top 10 keeper.
What a top lad, that work ethic
>>77607738
Barcelona board are retards that would rather promote the bus driver
still at the stadium
rooney is the GOAT
>>77607731
pure aryan beast
Why do the players wait in the studio to do those interviews? It's completely stupid.
>Wayne we're going to have to keep you 15 minutes longer than we initially expected, the alt-right have run someone over
>no problem Gary
This is why he NEEDS to be starting for England.
Wayne Rooney has eyes like Lana Rhoades.
>>77607758
Leroy Fer is better so it won't happen. Chadli and Bony only
found it
>“I sat in the back of the car and felt the tears rolling down my face,” Gerrard wrote for the Daily Mail as part of their syndication for his new autobiography, Steven Gerrard: My Story. “I hadn't cried for years but, on the way home, I couldn't stop. The tears kept coming. I can't even tell you if the streets were thick with traffic or as empty as I was on the inside. It was killing me.
>“I felt numb, like I had lost someone in my family. It was as if my whole quarter of a century at this football club poured out of me. I did not even try to stem the silent tears as the events of the afternoon played over and over again in my head.”
>He added: “A simple pass rolled towards me near the halfway line. It was a nothing moment, a lull in our surge to the title. I moved to meet the ball. It slid under my foot. The twist came then. I slipped. I fell to the ground.
>“The ball was swept away and the devastating Chelsea attack began. I clambered to my feet and ran with all my heart. I chased Demba Ba as though my life depended on it. I knew the outcome if I couldn't catch him. But it was hopeless. I couldn't stop him. Ba scored. It was over.”
>>77607753
nobody told him not to look right at the camera
>>77607769
He looks like the Night King brought him back, never mind Koeman.
>>77607770
They're contracted to do interviews, like in the NBA.
Why do the players wait in the studio to do those interviews? It's completely stupid.
>"Heha cheers m8, see you soon"
>>77607725
Getting ready for when he becomes Everton manager. Obviously. You idiot.
>>77607748
>Yfw Mou finishes 10th, SAF comes back and we resign Ronaldo, Rooney and Tevez next season
>>77607773
well that's ruined her then
>>77607760
You do know most Christian names are Jewish right mate?
>>77607773
Heh, true. But with Lana it feels better when she's looking at the camera.
It's G
>>77607794
to try and reduce the traffic after the game
>>77607795
that was awkward
I've just been reminded of how uninteresting and irrelevant most PL teams are
>>77607780
A top 5 PL moment
>>77607795
pretty cute desu
>>77607794
because football is a whore for tv money
>>77607771
>alt-right
/pol/ has used it's collective autism and have found the driver who was a Bernie Sanders supporter.
>>77607780
>>77607795
>@'s himself on Twitter
brom are the only team who know how to defend
>>77607822
Really?
>>77607755
I-I love you <3
>>77607808
wazza is a very shy boy off the pitch
>>77607828
but it's literally the only thing they know how to do
Thought Everton were decent, realistically they could win the league
Why am I watching West Brom vs Bournemouth m8s? I could be fucking watching paint dry right now.
>>77607780
>I can't even tell you if the streets were thick with traffic or as empty as I was on the inside
Deep
>>77607822
nah it was his car but the guy said it wasnt him on his fb
>>77607780
>I can't even tell you if the streets were thick with traffic or as empty as I was on the inside.
>>77607836
sorry, i'm not into white boys
Rondon is so shit, fucking hell.
>>77607828
i dream of a team of Nyoms
>>77607849
>Frustrates ur team at home
If ur a fan of a big team u know this will happen
>>77607849
>still watching
>not just listening while shitposting
>>77607862
I hope that dream comes true
all part of Heghazi's plot to drive a truck of peace into the Hawthorns
>>77607849
>>77607805
yeah she's great desu
>Chadli on bench
>Pulis subs on a 17 year old instead of him
Chadli looks off then to somewhere
this guy's ears are huge
>>77607880
thanks :3
What's going on with Hegazi's eye?
Why am I watching this? I could be dead rn
S W A N S E A
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>>77607904
i just threw up in my mouth
>>77607904
Shrapnel from a ISIS blast
SWANSEA YAY
gonna go brush my teeth lads
can you pause it for me
>>77607913
Literally turned it off
yeah, gary's jokes are just getting worse and worse
it's time for him to go
every season Southampton just throw a dart at a map of Europe and nick the manager of that city's team and it doesn't make any difference
>>77607917
At Southampton's kit?
>>77607926
What would you rather have:
>cuck Gary and his shitty jokes
Or
>a woman
??
>southhamptons kit
NO ERA
>>77607893
Yes, my favourite rn.
>>77607939
Gabby please
southampton don't have enough black players
>>77607939
it's 2017 lad. we either need a lesbian black woman, or a woman in a hijab.
>>77607953
Why are people do obsessed with blacks when they are outnumbered by British Asians?
>>77607939
Roy Keane
Tadic will have a big year, Move to Liverpool in 2018
>>77607953
Liverpool bought them all
>>77607939
What's the difference?
Update on Gylfi?
>>77607970
Redmond will have a big year, Move to Liverpool in 2018
>>77607976
just need to agree fee. Been like this for a month now
>>77607939
They need Mark Chapman; the hosting on last season's NFL Show was truly GOAT. I'm sure he'd be willing to bring his exceptional banter and interpersonal chemistry to a sport that people actually watch.
>>77607966
blacks are cooler and more relevant/influential
>>77607987
only in america
FOY
Clement seems angry, wanting signings
>Southampton putting Yoshida on freekicks.
What the fuck?
pellegrini looks a lot younger than he did at man city
>>77607966
>British Asians
No such thing. If you aren't white you're already aren't British.
>LELSEA
>>77607983
Genuinely only watch Swansea because of him and Llorente
Does the league table really need to be sponsored by EA?
>>77607966
because nobody actually likes them
>>77608002
nah, you really can't underestimate the influence of black culture on modern, middle to lower class youth culture in England
>tfw we actually had two threads reach bump limit
feels good, man. I really missed you guys. Have a good night and sweet dreams. Night.
>>77608017
No but they give millions of shekels to the PL
>>77607966
Ok Pajeet
Rachel Stevens is so buff
>>77608015
Chadli and Bony are coming so don't you worry
>>77608031
night lad
>>77608036
and so strong
>>77608006
Think that was Pellegrino m80
>>77608036
havent heard that phrase in a looong time
>>77608031
night lad
best I've seen /sp/ in ages tbqh
looking forward to a great season boys
Is it over?
>>77608036
https://vimeo.com/91764843
Nostalgia Bomb Status:
[X] DROPPED
[ ] NOT DROPPED
Keema naan? Lads? Who ordered keema naan
>>77608135
That rice looks microwaved. It's not my naan, but you should hang onto it.
>>77608135
>sauce touching the edge of the plate
wew lad
I had keema naan before but I'm convinced 90% of Indian restaurants here are shite compared to in England
>>77608135
actually looks pretty shit to be honest with you lad
should have got a korma
>>77608210
>korma
u some kind of fanny? I'll be honest though this is pretty hot for me.
Tastes good but only complaints are stingy on the keema in the naan and it was delivered by a chav not an asian gentleman.
>>77608210
korma is rotten lad, too creamy and bland as fuck
gotta go with a madras or a lamb rogan josh or jalfrezi
>>77608253
Madras is best. You made the right decision. Anything less is too bland; anything hotter is for insecure small-dick Porsche-driving Chads.
>>77608282
never had a rogan josh because I don't like the name of it
>>77608309
i don't like the name josh either but i still like the dish
Josh is like chad tier in terms of names
What happened to the /pl/ threads? or /trans/?
Is it over?
>>77606779
>City are going to have it wrapped up by April...
is said just about every year