Keep the public perception that you're the fastest by..
>your last public display of athleticism
>see you can't close the gap
>your team only lost because of a random """cheeky hamstring injury"""
>everyone forgives you and forgets
Prove me fucking wrong
>>77606371
Obviously he was faking, if he really had a hamstring tear he wouldn't be jumping up and down on his "injured" leg
he already lost the 100m what difference would it make
>>77606371
did Slippy G do it on purpose too?
>>77606408
double exposure < single exposure
>>77606371
>pulling a Michael "Chicken" Johnson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFcjJezL7lo
>>77606936
came here to post this.
>>77608160
Wtf is that roly poly, why would you even do that
>>77606371
who said it was hamstring?
>>77606407
When did Bolt say he had a hamstring tear?
>>77608443
Just call it a forward roll, fucking "roly poly" kek
>>77609184
>Being under 18
>>77609261
"roly poly" and I'm the one under 18, okay buddy.
>>77609184
>>77609261
>>77609317
>arguing about roly polys
Get a room fags
>>77606371
>He faked it
No kidding.
Didn't allow DeGrasse to compete in Monaco so he wouldn't lose to him.
Get dusted by Gatlin.
Gets "injured".
He's done.
>>77606936
exactly
>>77606936
>tfw there are people who can now buy booze who weren't born when this happened
This shit happens all the time in tennis. Every time a top 4/5 player loses they blame it on injuries.
>>77608443
"Pay attention to me! Look, I am injured so this loss doesn't really count guys!"
>>77609317
>"Diversity is our strength, GRANDPA!"
>>77608160
Kek
>>77606936
Wasn't his name Michael Jordan?
>>77606936
What a pussy...
>>77610143
Mostly just Nadal does that shit. If Fed is really injured he will sit out completely.
>>77610296
>he saves laughingcheetah.jpg
>laughs at world famous rich athlete
im assuming you have achieved greater things that warrant you to laugh at an accomplished human being. keep at it anon
>>77606936
how the fuck did Michael Johnson ever hold the 200m world record when he's so slow?
>Jamaicans literally freeze for an hour before the race in a waiting room
>British team gets a heated booth
>bolt pulls up lame, Britcux win the gold on home turf
Really activates my amygdala
>>77610553
Dude this injury is fake as fuck, I'd have more respect for him if he went out like a man. Usain dickrider.
>>77610648
30 degrees is freezing to them
>>77610676
Kys senpai
>>77608160
How strange that suddenly his """""injured""""" leg stopped hurting after everyone had passed him
>>77610648
The old cool runnings excuse.
>>77608160
very inconsistent limp. like he can't remember which leg he's pretending is hurt.
>>77606371
Limp faking should be a sport.
>>77613851
t. fat virgin that never had a limp
starting to believe that he faked it now.
What a sore loser. Jamaicans are finished. Can a mod get them banned from /sp/ please? xxx
>>77608160
why the headroll?