BOS:Red Sox place Dustin Pedroia back on DL
TOR:Blue Jays place Russell Martin on 10-day DL
SEA:Nelson Cruz homers in third straight game
MLW:Jimmy Nelson pounded for 10 runs by Reds
TEX:Hamels flummoxes Astros over seven frames
NYM:Amed Rosario blasts game-winning home run
CLE:Carrasco fans 10 in eight shutout frames Fri.
KC:Mike Moustakas launches pair of solo homers
PIT:McCutchen departs with left knee discomfort
PIT:McCutchen exits game with possible leg injury
SEA:Mariners place James Paxton on 10-day DL
MIA:Report: Marlins sold to Sherman-Jeter group
>BAWWWSTON
Royals
>two former Jays prospects facing off in Miami tonight
oh the memeries
>>77599770
first for leaf ball on a 16-game hitting streak
fuck the bankees
>>77599837
baseballs greatest tragedy is votto playing out his years in cincy
>mike moustakas is going to unironically lead the league in home runs after today
>he doesn't throw 95 mph curveballs
>>77599906
>Reynaldo
>Ronaldo
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>8 straight seasons of 20+HR's
Not done since Delgado on the Jays. If he retires tomorrow he will still get his name on the wall of excellence. Eternal assmad faggot haters can stay shitter-shattered.
>>77599770
what an ugly stadium
>>77599861
Not Trout in Analslime?
>>77599906
>there are still people who unironically want robo-umps
>>77599992
I guess they would be tied depending on your opinion of either city
Daily reminder that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the WS for NL West fans
>>77599954
>wall of excellence
Next to the toilet of who cares in the bathroom of gay fag suck
>>77600028
right now, it's votto, because he's older, doesn't have as much time left
trout is still young, and at least the angles are competing for the WC
>>77599830
Give me the quick rundown on this thick bear.
>>77599889
Home runs off James Shields don't count.
>>77600049
go the fuck back to bed Goose Gossage
>>77600112
james shields didnt pitch yesterday bro he pitches today
>>77600111
He's the GOAT what more do you need?
>>77600130
that's the point
Can we honestly call what he does "pitching"
>Chris "Rowdy" Rowley making his mlb debut today fresh from pitching in military college
12
2
TWELVE starting pitchers this year
>>77600179
should we make up a new word for it?
>>77600189
You are like little baby
Watch this
>>77600256
James Paxton died in a twister
>>77600256
what was wrong with rockbear again and what was his timelines?
>>77600348
Shoulder Injury, he might be back in September
>>77599770
Member when the Mariners were hopeful of a WC spot? Me too
>>77600256
you at least have decent catchers not named Russell Martin, Mike Ohlman, Luke Maille or Raffy Lopez. Salty isnt even good enough to get out of AA now.
just how big is Judge's cock?
i'm expecting a lot of well informed (You)s
Was getting Jay Bruce a good move?
actually Salty was released because he wasn't good enough anywhere, retirement incoming
>>77600535
rip longest name in baseball
>>77600484
You guys were busting a nutt when you got Russell Martin back
what happened
>>77600679
oblique injury, 10-Day but likely longer and eventual shutdown with >our luck
>>77600660
Howe much more money do you think it took to put his name on the back of the jersey?
he was the only catcher that could sometimes string a hit or two across a couple games, nobody else has sniffed the mendoza with a catchers mitt this year
>>77600808
Mmm thick mad bear!
>>77600526
yes
>>77600805
I imagine his jersey would be a fun meme jersey to own no matter what team you're a fan of
>>77600848
kek
>>77600848
Al Albuquerque was good too
>>77600848
I wouldn't wear it. Wearing another man's name on your back is the equivalent of being a cuck. Might as well just invite him over to fuck your girl at that point
>>77600457
Matt Harvey for Kyle Seager
>>77599770
>mfw the Twins are so streaky the madmen are now in control of the second WC spot
I know it won't last but it's a fun ride.
Twins and Cardinals fans out of literally nowhere
>>77601187
>Astros fans disappear
>Cardinals fans show up out of nowhere
Hmmmmmmmm.........
>>77601295
>Astros fans disappear
And hard, too. I don't think I've ever seen a bandwagon empty so fast, at least the Jays left some stragglers
>>77599770
Anybody else trying to make it to all 30 ballparks? Where do you stand? I've been to 7 (MN, AZ, CHC, CHW, TOR, WSH, SD) and am really itching to take a road trip to a few more next season.
>>77601374
Weird, I actually made that my bucketlist thing, with the caveat that the Yankees are playing at the stadium. I've only gotten 2 so far (The K and Yankee Stadium)
>>77601374
>>77601386
Good little consumers!
>>77601319
Why are people jumping the houston bandwagon
>>77602076
Elaborate
>>77602310
They can relate to that manlet
>>77602310
bc they forget the season is 162 games, not 60
>>77602310
Football's starting up and the team isn't a hot fireball anymore
>>77602344
>2017
>Watching NFL
>>77602366
Cool how the Reddit memes come directly here now, ty
>mfw the Orioles win their WC game
good start by Rowley
kid might have a future
>>77601319
I'm still here kinda. I kinda want to see an epic collapse now of historic proportions since it's pretty clear we won't get anywhere in the post season.
When is the ball going to be unjuiced?
Cervelli has a swing that reminds me of Nick Swisher
Which gamw e watchin is it a good one
Hey is it true that tripfaggot Old Gay got a bunch of Yankee fans banned AGAIN for posting pictures of hot women?
>>77602851
Pie Rats @ Jays right now my dude
>>77602879
Sounds fun ty
>>77602793
Is there any difference between a basic dab and a 'dimmadab'?
>>77601374
I did that trip this past summer, I hit most of them (24/30), with 3/6 of the remainder that I've been to before.
smoak isnt dongering atm but he is making the shift his bitch right now
also lmao @ pierats fielding
>>77603056
Lel it was a foul ball too
Pie rats coaches must be asleep in the dugout right now
>>77602876
Yeah
>#Tigers 3B Nick Castellanos will begin working in RF starting today. Weeks away from playing it in a game
>Ref follows up his platinum sombrero with 3 hits today
I dont know what the fuck to think anymore
>scoring 7 runs on 8 hits
>all singles
>>77603086
Harper's should be "HEY"
Which one is actually his?
>>77603553
Big Kid
Pie Rats tie the game
>>77603630
>>77603086
>>77603553
On a recent Nats broadcast F.P. Santangelo joked Harper's nickname jersey should be "YOU HATE ME."
>>77603855
>DU
>DU HAST
>DU HAST MICH
>>77603875
It'd be hilarious if that were Harper's walk up music.
>>77603875
I don't think that means what you think it means
>>77603855
I know he gets a lot of hate here, but I like F.P. Santangelo. I think he's funny.
>>77604500
It's supposed to be hasst, right?
RIP in peace
Press F to pay respects
>>77605381
Fug, that looks horrible. F
>>77603875
>Americans
>>77605381
if this happened to kershaw, the DH would be forced on the NL by next year desu
I know the Roid Sux are good but man they might be the most boring playoff team in a while. There's literally nothing interesting about them.
>>77605634
Sale is literally the most exciting pitcher to watch on the planet
>>77605634
They'll pass up the Astros soon record-wise.
>>77605595
How long have you been speaking German, Ahmed? I speak English and English only. Forgive me.
>>77605634
Sale in playoffs situation, that's about it. Division is all over the place this year.
>>77605604
no question about it. they changed sliding rule for a guy that got released 2 months into the 2016 season. ruben fucking tejada.
mets fans are fags, based utley is based. i don't talk about homeplate collisions, it rustles my jimmies too much.
>>77605667
He isn't though.
>>77605735
He is though. Scherzer is the only one that comes close.
>>77605720
The Dodgers choke in the playoffs
rockies sign ryan howard to MiLB contract
https://mobile.twitter.com/RockiesPR/status/896487427581198336
>>77606554
did kenny williams become the rockies GM? nobody else can quite sign a washed up slugger man like kenny can.
Neil Walker traded to the Broors
>>77605764
Kershaw is much watch TV. Sale is mostly uninteresting just like Kikeughl or Kluber. Talent but otherwise boring.
>>77606866
Kershaw is better than Sale and Scherzer, but not nearly as fun to watch.
>Plouffe tries to make a play that Gio or Jose could make in their sleep
>barely gets it to the first baseman at all
>>77606866
Bumgarner v Syndergaard was fun to watch in the wild card game last year. Every single ace nowadays is eccentric so they're all interesting in their own ways I suppose. The most boring would probably be someone like Keuchel.
>>77606866
>>77606952
Keuchel is fun to watch when he gets exposed.
>>77606978
He's one of the most normie aces though. Not sociopath/autistic like a lot of the others.
>>77606866
>Talent but otherwise boring
What the fuck does that even mean
>>77606952
The most boring are who I just named. Kike, Sale, and Kluber. Bums like Jay Grilli and Papelbon were more exciting to watch than the top AL aces.
>>77607013
Elite pitchers but boring to watch. No emotion. Zero rage. Non-existent passion.
You ever seen Kershaw vs. Bumgarner? That's must watch TV.
>>77607046
>Klubot
>boring
Nah, he just doesn't care for the well-being of others
>>77607110
>No emotion. Zero rage. Non-existent passion.
You should actually watch Sale pitch once and abstain from commenting about things you're inexperienced in in the future.
>>77607153
Kluber is boring as shit to watch. He's outstanding when he's on, but when he gets lit the fuck up with 6 runs in 4IP his expression doesn't change. He could carry 10K's over 5 or 6ER over 4IP and you couldn't tell a difference. Boring.
>>77607180
Zero emotion, muted emotion, pitch corrected, computed emotion
>I watch sports for individual athletes and their personalities
NBA might be more your speed, kiddos
Wait, why did the Rockies call up one of their top prospects to have him sit on the bench? Are they retarded?
SF Giants vs WSH Nationals (#1 of 3)
7:05 PM ET | 4:05 PM PT
>>77607260
>>77607260
>>77607260
>>77607180
Sale is boring on the mound. All the stupid shit he does in the dugout and autistic rages in the clubhouse don't make him 'interesting' on the mound. Tremendous talent, yes, but on the mound, in the moments when the ball leaves his hand, he isn't, he doesn't display it, even if we all know he carries it. Similar to Kenley Jansen, the best arm out of the bullpen in baseball but he's mostly quiet and controlled on the mound.
>>77607360
I think when people talking about being interesting on the mound, they mean quality of pitches and strike outs. Darvish is boring as fuck from a personality standpoint on the mound, but he's entertaining because his pitches are nasty.
>>77607225
>I'm autistic so I need my pitcher to twerk every strikeout or he's BOOORRRRINNNGGG
When did it become a meme that players acting like jackasses on tv makes the game more fun?
mest-lillies
>>77607501
>>77607501
>>77607501
>>77607487
brown people
Aaron Judge will not reach 40 home runs
Aces I've seen this year alone and how they did at the game.
CWS-Miguel gonzales, 8 shutout innings, won
KC-Vargas, 3 runs in 5, lost
CLE-Kluber, 4 in 8, won, 12 Ks
TOR- Stroman. 4 in 7, won
STL-Lynn 2 in 6, lost
I intended to see Keuchel on Tuesday but I ended up not going. I really regret it. I missed a massive bombing.
>>77607046
Kluber and Sale are definitely not boring. Pay for some good seats you fucking bum.
Aaron Judge will reach 41 home runs.
I'll gladly take Sale over the dumpster fire that is the Astros pitching rotation.
>>77607487
>>77607487
Them acting like jackasses can make it more fun, but it's not something that should be encouraged or discouraged. Just let the people be themselves. Some people are fun for their personalities. Some are fun for their skills.
>>77607533
Brown people ruin everything.
Why the fuck would anyone want the block c over the crooked c?
>>77607322
See that's the one I'm talking about. He carried a nono until the 7th until he fell apart completely and allowed a grandslam to Trout.
https://youtu.be/0g0bT2ao_gc
Sale was absolutely shot he was looking sick on the mound. Sale is obviously mentally ill and has anger issues IRL but on the field he doesn't show it.
He's the opposite of bumgarner and Kershaw, who are quiet and tame off the mound, but on the mound they look like lions.
>Corey Kluber is an exciting pitcher to watch
>the man whose nickname is "klubot" because of his dead-fish demeanor
He's a good pitcher, but boring as shit to watch. It can't web be argued . I'd rather watch Fernando Rodney close a game than 115 pitches from Kluber.
>Lackey has 5 straight wins
He CANT be stopped bros
>>77607588
Oh so now it's a white people only like non-flashy shit thing. You telling me you don't like seeing Rodney's dumbass do that arrow thing so you can enjoy his blown saves even more?
>>77607708
No, he's an amazing pitcher. Every start is a masterpiece. He's painting fucking art. Just because he doesn't bounce up and down and play the fucking air guitar doesn't mean he's a boring pitcher. A boring pitcher throws a fastball down the middle every fucking pitch, you ADHD millenial
>top 10 pitcher in baseball is boring to watch
>I need constant yelling and wacky antics to satisfy my stunted attention span
3/10, got me to acknowledge you
Once again we make the Stanks our bitch
Sometimes, you win.
Sometimes, you lose.
Sometimes, it rains.
>>77607487
Millennials
>Zimmermann can't hold a 5-0 lead
>>77607777
>but muh posturing and gameface
>>77599770
Is this the worst stadium in baseball? I think so
>>77607640
The game where Trout broke up a perfect game and the game where Trout hit that grand slam were not the same game, you're getting them mixed up in your head. He didn't have a no hitter into the 7th in that game.
>>77607820
Will the Tiggers be 2003-tier again soon when they're paying Verlander and Cabrera and Zimmerman six gorillion dollars apiece to be terrible?
I'd rather watch 3IP from Lackey chirping at an umpire with his fake fucking mouth than watch a 12K from Kluber.
>>77607745
I can assure you that before I turned 18 I had already watched more baseball than you had in your entire fucking life lol. I can recall entire pitch sequences from starts made in 2007. I appreciate Kluber and what he does, he's very good most of the time (except for when he gets lit the fuck up 6+ times a year with 6ER) but I appreciate his work even without any antics. It's just boring. Why would I watch Kluber when I can watch Max, Kershaw, or Bumshit?
Ladies and Gnetlleman Your AL Rookie of the Year
it appears trip-less DG has returned
>>77607861
So you think Darvish is boring when he has a 5 pitch arsenal with some nasty movement on his slider, curve, etc...?
>>77605634
>yankee fan
>>77607554
Is Gonzo really the most impressive of the Whos' rotation now?
>>77607898
Darvish displays passion on the mound. You act as if Darvish is some stone-faced pitcher, he isn't. Lol
https://youtu.be/klHP4bgxmWQ
There was some discusion in the Stankee vs Red Sox thread
We (red sox) said that we are /sp/'s team? Is this true?
>>77607313
You have a good point, but honestly baseball should have a bit more personality.
Niggaball is taking us by storm in social media and pop culture
BIG GAME JAMES
>>77607941
if you can pick someone else, ill be open to discussion. i didn't see Q this year, and he's obviously not on the team anymore.
>>77607961
Because he's learning from Kersh, Wood, Hill, etc.... He didn't do that against the Mets. He didn't do that all that often with the Rangers.
>>77607989
No.
>>77607861
>I'd rather watch 3IP from Lackey chirping at an umpire with his fake fucking mouth than watch a 12K from Kluber.
Know how I can tell you're autistic? I don't think this sport is for you
>>77607989
No.
>>77608023
>>77608029
Who else then? I think it's pretty obvious since we all dislike the Yankees.
>red sox win
>>77608073
The Doyers.
Triple header tomorrow Manfred. Do it.
>>77608073
/sp/ doesn't have a team.
>>77608073
Anyone with a modicum of self respect would not want to group themselves with Boston sportsfans. The only reason the Red Sox fans aren't the most hated in baseball is because of St. Louis.
>>77608085
Fuck anyone at the top of their Region's charts rn desu. (And fuck the yankees)
>>77608020
I have been watching Darvish pitch since 2009 lmao. He did it in the classic at dodger stadium in 2009 and he did it in Texas too. He does it exclusively when getting out of jams unlike Kershaw and Hill who let it out when they walk people or get a shit call. It's funny and I love seeing the passion.
>not having a roof
lel
>rockies call up top prospect to have him sit on the bench.
Idiot front office and management.
>>77608284
But the Rockies are winning the NL west! Le doydoys will have to burn Kershaw in the WILD CARD!!!!!!!
Houston Astros vs Texas Rangers thread
>>77608549
>>77608549
>>77608549
Mets 2B Neil Walker to Brewers
>>77608111
t Stankees fan
Angels @ Mariners
Edgar Jersey Retirement
>>77608585
>>77608585
>>77608585
Litteraly who can stop us?
>>77608008
From what I've heard BGJ, Dutch Oven, and Rodon have been business as usual, Gonzo had that shut out and had a very respectable 1 run outing vs the Dodgers and Kershaw.
I'll admit I'm biased since I liked him as an O, but other than Q I've heard more positivity toward him from the peanut gallery here
sEvY iS aN AcE PiTcHeR
>>77608583
this is a good move for the brew crew
Holy fuck Stanton just murdered that ball. Number 41. 100th HR in marlins park.
Shit took less than 8 seconds to leave the park. 114 mph, 468 feet
Who's a notorious lefty with a sidearm delivery?
>>77608844
my dirty dick
>>77608835
He's gonna break Barry's single season record
>>77608844
Aaron Loup
>>77608739
gonzo is definitely the best of our qualified guys. he had a great game in the cubs series
First pitch in DC at 10:05
>>77609306
Inb4 extra innings before the double header tomorrow
>>77609336
Say it ain't so, Joe.
Say it ain't so.
HOLY FUUUUUUUUUCK
>twinks
Jup with the bomb to end the worst game of the year
Too bad no Tigers fans exist that saw it
>Score 7 runs in the first
>slowly give them back
>>77605381
He pitched 2 scoreless innings after this, btw
Wow.
Brad is simply amazing.
>>77609555
in bed
Its football not soccer
>>77609725
is it football in italy? or is it calcio?
>>77609725
those are two different sports
https://twitter.com/Starting9/status/896545996586594304
Holy shit
>>77609839
that pitcher probably has a buddy who is toiling away in low A ball butthurt that teboq got promoted kek
HARPER DEAD
>bustcada
harper is kill
WHERE'S MY KNEE?
HARPER'S KNEE/ANKLE FUCKING BTFO.
Why is no one talking about the spectacular play that Ryder Jones made at 1st
guys i just looked at upton's walk off and noticed they fucking misspelled tigers on his jersey, what a joke of a team
>>77609839
what a fuckboi
Oh hey there Bryce
he fookin slipped lol
F
Just won a 13 inning DD game lads
>>77609907
because Harper died
>>77609907
It was amazing, not only did he make the play, he single handily killed the Nationals.
Aaron Judge. That's cute.
>>77609921
christ on fire. i'm not a fan of his but that's brutal
>>77609921
Just saw it on TV here in DC
What a painful thing to watch
>>77609921
Yikes
>76 pitches
>already pull out your starter
Collapstros
>>77609921
>WashingtonNationalsAlltimePostseasonRecord.webm
>>77609921
reminds me of that guy on the Braves last week, but that wasn't even during the game
baseball is weird
>>77609929
You're a big guy
>>77609921
At least his hair looked great as he flipped there
>>77609929
>be Mike Stanton
>lose the homer derby at home to Aaron Judge's little brother
>>77609921
>his helmet hitting him in the face before he gets a season ending injury
>>77609929
Maybe Giancarlo can teach him how to hide his PEDs
>the doyers need everyone in the league to get injured in order to win a pennant
>>77609921
laughing trout.exe
>>77609950
>trade a home run derby title for the season home run title
Pretty worthwhile if you ask me.
I feel bad for Clownbro but I'm laughing. It is comedy for anyone not a nats fan
>>77609839
"oh no Tebow got hit"
lets immediately start booing.
>>77609955
> doyers
> win a pennant
>>77609955
I don't even understand what you're saying
Sure looks like Harper's knee is done.
What's MLB going to say when by playing a game in the rain they end the season, or maybe the career, of their face of baseball?
>>77609967
would you not boo? lmao what the fuck
>>77609982
"That's baseball"
And the "How will the Nats manage to lose ANOTHER first round playoff series" sweepstakes has been decided.
>>77609982
maybe he should git gud
bruce hopper btfo
>>77609982
If there were a few less games in the schedule there wouldn't be as much pressure to get games like this in
>>77609964
It's bad for the game desu. And it makes the Dodgers happy
>>77610004
oh you don't have to worry about that. the dodgers will only be happy until mid-october
>ASSTROS
The Dodgers choke in the playoffs
>>77609921
Ban assault rain
>>77609982
It's the Nats fault though
>>77610003
This is true. Stop interleague play now.
>pisscups
>>77609921
LOL! LOL! LOL!
apology for poor english
when were you when bruce hopper dies?
i was sat at home styling hair when fone ring
‘brue is kill’
‘no’
HEY BRYCE HOW DO YOU WANT YOUR INJURY?!
JUST FUCK MY KNEE UP FAMPAI
Has Hopper talked shit about Trump?
>>77610104
Nigga dancin a jig
>>77610104
no, chances are that he voted for Trump
>Astros
>Nationals
Fuck the Cups lol
B'S R LOADEED
DUCKS R JUICED
BREWGODS
>lifelong cusb fans nonstop shit talking over luck win
>disappear early in the season
>briefly surface again after a lucky streak only to go back to being dudders fans once the Cards retake the division
Lmfao, legs aren't supposed to turn that way.
It would be funny to troll the Nationals reddit...... hint hint
>The Cardinals have now been blessed with meme magic and will now win the Central
>>77610279
Bryce Harper will never walk again.
>>77610335
ow, nigga looks like a centaur there
Confirmed HGHer Pisso and the Cups got their pilates supplier back
>>77609921
Torn ACL and PCL. Brutal. Where's that anon from a couple days ago that claimed Harper is a top 10 player from the last 25 years. This is why you don't proclaim greatness with such a short career.
>>77610335
>m'lady
>>77610361
Right. Aaron Judge is next
>>77610335
Is this real life
Someone fill me in I was busy watching the Astros lose their 5th game
>>77610379
Yes. Bruce is kill
>>77610279
Rally Cat!
>>77610383
He was good, too. Damn shame
>>77610374
I really wonder how long it will take for Harper to run and have power again. Will he have a similar career to Mickey Mantle, off an on?
Look at these entitled little piss drinkers from Shitcongo crying about a called strike three lol
Just give back that meme ring you bought and let the real championship team through
>>77610379
Yeah, couldn't put any weight on it, had to be carried off field by two trainers. No word from nationals.
The video is even worse, he goes flying into the air from the recoil of his knee going the other way.
>>77610413
I see a lot of parallels between he and Mantle. Everyone wanted to have sex with Mickey Mantle
>>77610425
me especially
>>77610416
based yadi poster
Meanwhile Hunter Strickland jacking off to the footage on loop
>>77610437
I know that's you, Horper
>>77610413
Unless he has magic ligaments it'll be years before he can come back, maybe never.
I'm hoping for magic ligaments, but it looked bad at the time and worse in the other angles and slo-mo.
windians! btw
Ruh roh
>asstros getting BTFO again
could you get a refund?
>yfw Asstros and Dudders totally collapse and miss the post season
>>77610446
Adrian Peterson is the only guy I know of that only missed one season with that kind of injury and who knows if he had any "help"? it is kind of sad to see someone so good be destroyed by injuries, but seeing as how gets hurt every year, I shouldn't be surprised.
>>77609892
top jej
At least MLB will finally fix it's shit rain delay policies
>>77610448
>>77610473
Asstros can collapse and still make it to the playoffs since their division is so bad. They'll get BTFO by Boston though. Dodgers won't collapse until they get to the postseason.
>the fucking trash heap of Boystown Memorial Stadium
Dodgers are using corked bats
Nationals dugout looking grim
Astros collapse ends the moment our team gets healthy. Correa, Harris, and McCullers are due to return soon.
Liriano confirmed himself as a bust trade tonight, as well.
>>77610556
What's the guarantee that McCullers is going to be healthy this time when he gets off the DL? Hell, Keuchel still sucks too. I don't believe we have any chance until I see those two pitching well again.
>>77610544
How's the booth taking it?
>Mets give up good players for shit
Why am I not suprised?
>Aaron Nola has had 10 straight starts of at least 6 IP and 2 or fewer ER.
Say it with me, /mlb/
E L I T E
>>77610597
>Mets trade away shit for shit
thanks fags, Addison Reed blows
NL West is so bad
it happened again
>>77610149
Criminally underrated filename
>>77610639
Enjoy him. He should get his act together....maybe
>>77610665
Another year, another missed world series...
>>77610592
Trying to be upbeat because it's their job, but they've said repeatedly that Harper's injury is serious enough that tonight's game is secondary.
Here comes that fucking wojak again
>>77610104
>young, rich, alpha White man not voting for Trump
Arizona Diamondbacks 2017 NL Champions
Cap this post
>>77610684
>trump
>alpha
Lmao
>>77610722
This meme has gone a bit overboard
>>77610544
>>77610592
>>77610681
https://twitter.com/NBCSGiants/status/896559941741191168/video/1
>another nats outfielder id ded
>>77609921
That shit was funny as fuck
>>77610684
>Brooz
>An alpha
>>77609921
>>77610739
Hyper extension. He'll be back for playoffs
>>77610456
what a day to be alive
>>77610456
what a fucking mess
>>77610780
Initial reports are torn ACL and PCL.
F
>>77610780
this. his knee probably already bends pretty close to that far back, a lot of people have knees like that
>>77610856
what are you, guillermo?
>>77610856
Are they getting rid of that monstrosity?
Oh shit
>disastros are about to be swept by the rags
Jesus christ.
Reports are that harper tore both his acl and pcl. Mri tomorrow to assess the extent of the damage.
Any armchair docs here? How long is the recovery time?
Bryce is out 6-9 months
>>77610889
fake news
>>77610907
According to a page I saw
>>77610916
Until heavy work can be done
>>77610780
Nats gotta get there without him though.
95% sure they will since the rest of the NLE is memes and they have a commanding lead. But it IS baseball.
Bryce Harper's leg to be amputated. Questionable return for this season.
>>77610920
BTFO
https://twitter.com/JonHeyman/status/896506284291305472
https://twitter.com/JonHeyman/status/896506284291305472
https://twitter.com/JonHeyman/status/896506284291305472
>>77610930
>finally, a reputable news source
HEY WHERE'S MY LEG lol
Like from the commercial
Bryce Harper had to have his brain transferred into another body due to complications.
He's day to day and will run the bases tomorrow.
>>77610907
source: fake ken rosenthal
https://twitter.com/BreakingSprtNws/status/896561811784388614
bryce machine broke
>>77610930
Sweet karma after the faggotry he pulled on Hunter :D
>>77610973
I slipped down one step and dislocated my knee. 2 years later and I had to have surgery on both of my legs to correct the way they had grown which had become apparent from MRIs. Bryce is done
Harper will be in a wheelchair for the rest of his life.
>>77610988
I did this but with my scrotume
>>77610992
He batting clean up tomorrow, as well
>>77610957
League is so desperate for marketable stars wouldn't be surprised as a body farm full of backup Harpers, Trouts, Altuves etc
>>77610992
So he's getting traded to an AL team? I'm going to miss watching him, he was cute.
>>77610992
Still enough to be a DH
>>77610998
"Harper lays down the bunt...he's wheeling himself to first...SAFE!!!"
>>77611022
Imagine how big his arms would get =O
>>77611031
Whoa thick bear OWO
>>77611031
>Armathy
>>77611045
You may only reply to this post if the face of your franchise did not suffer a career-ending injury today.
Not so fast, Walgreens fans.
>>77611051
Why does Morty look like Bruce from the Kids in the Hall
>>77611080
>>77611088
Is this Tyler Clippard ? lol
>it's another Nats eliminated in the NLDS episode
>>77611080
It's supposed to be Michael J Fox you dipshit
>>77611022
and this is why if you live in third world least coast/midwest, retractable domes should be mandatory
>Wanted that big FA payday
>Refused to sign extension with Nats
>Suffers career-ending injury
>Will never collect that free agency money
>Will never get a big payday of any kind
>yfw Harper bet on himself and lost
>>77611128
>retractable dome
GREAT post
It begins...
>>77611135
bros....
Dodgers win
WE CAN'T STOP THEM BROS
we can't stop the Dodgers bros
>Bryce only slips because of rain
>yfw God himself was on Strickland's side
>>77600525
6,5
>>77611156
>>77611155
>>77611150
Fuck off.
hey guys the angels won again
>>77611165
what the fuck are you doing mariners
>>77611157
I didn't know the caption man ever left his desk
>>77611182
>Yfw the angels win the AL west because the Astros blew it
>>77611188
>Mfw
:)
>Heaney coming back
>Richards on his way back
Looking good boys
>>77611188
That would be hilariously sad.
>zero astros fans ITT
kek
>>77611275
Name of this girl?
>>77611265
No, I'm here suffering.
>>77611279
>girl
These teams have never made the playoffs in the 2010's
>Chicago White Sox
>Colorado Rockies
>Miami Marlins
>San Diego Padres
>Seattle Mariners
Will any of these teams make the 2017, 2018, or 2019 playoffs?
Is Swarbar the GOAT?
>>77611352
the rockies and the mariners
>>77611357
>mariners
>brooce hooper
>can't even get to first
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA
time for mlb.com to give us secondly updates on his recovery and call off all the other games the day he returns
>>77611352
Rockies are WC and maybe if god is feeling merciful the Mariners COULD edge into a wild card spot this year. In regards to 18 and 19, who knows? In baseball anything can happen
>>77611355
He's probably the worst LF in the game right now, let alone (non-pitcher) hitter
>>77611362
This is what Papelbon was trying to prevent by emphasizing the importance of hustling to first even when you know it's hopeless
Harper had to do it for real this time but since he always just walks back to the dugout, he had no experience with with it and fucked up
The Dodgers choke in the playoffs
Bros...
>>77611405
I'm still not entirely sure what an AL closer has to say on the topic of running to first but I guess so
>>77602793
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>>77611352
Mariners are one GOAT regular season year from being the only team to never make the playoffs in the 21st century. Thank God for their record year or they would be completely irrelevant.
>>77611474
>yfw the Mariners only made the playoffs 4 times in their entire history spanning back 40 years
Why are we bullying the Mariners :^(
>>77611474
>thank god
you mean thank roids
ichiro was probably the only clean player on that team
He's gonna make it!
>Bryce Harper is up and walking around without much of a limp. Had his leg wrapped below the knee but no brace or anything.
https://twitter.com/masnKolko?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor
Phew.
>>77610335
Harper's new form
>>77611512
As soon as he stretched it out at first I figured he'll be back after a 10 day trip
>Dan Kolko
>Bryce Harper is up and walking around without much of a limp. Had his leg wrapped below the knee but no brace or anything.
h-heh e-evrything will be all r-right
>>77611188
I honestly see this happening
>>77611512
*Scrolls down
>"Sounds like me within 30 minutes after I snapped my ACL; means nothing. Wait for the MRI."
What the best city or the best state in the USA, for someone who hates and detests the MLB (Major League Baseball) and baseball, and only likes and is only follower and fan of Major League Soccer (MLS) And soccer?
>>77611546
This is not the country for you, my island dwelling friend.
>>77611512
>aggravates it into an actually career-ending injury by trying to act okay in the hospital
>>77611546
NY would be your only option, enough spics here to care about soccer. Plus they play all the EPL games here.
>>77611546
Mexico.
>>77611546
why do you ask this question every fucking week you faggot
>responding to costa rica's stale b8
c'mon now
>>77611557
>my island dwelling friend
I believe you're confusing "Costa Rica" with "Puerto Rico."
>>77611599
Rainy season has been shit, nigga's bored. He'll be out of here by november.
T. Was there a few days ago
>Want to feel bad for Bruce Hopper, but then I remember all the times he's been a douche over the years and I can't help but laughing at his misfortune.
Am I going to hell /mlb/?
>>77611630
He's been doing this for over a year
>>77611647
I only recently started lurking this board, I don't know all the board regulars yet. Guess he just likes the (you)
>>77611265
We won't quit and we won't lose AL West.
DL-caused slumps happen. We will be healthy and win streaking by mid September. Screencap if you wanna
>>77611567
>Living in NY while hating baseball
That's a mistake
>>77611664
Unless you're a mets fan.
>>77611664
>>77611667
Great thing about NY is whether you love baseball or hate baseball there's a team for you.
>>77611747
Also fans often switch between teams depending on which one is doing better. Notice the complete lack of Mets fans during all the Judge hype
>>77611769
Not many people were hopping on the mets bandwagon when they went to the world series recently.
>>77611769
You ever think that people just simply don't post when their team is bad?
>>77611819
You tell em Metsbro! Fairweather and proud! "Go Judge" haha Verdict: Dingers!!!
imagine being obsessed with the mest
>Bellinger since all-star break: .286/.346/.582
>Judge since all-star break: .169/.342/.348
>>77612031
busts
>>77612031
>ninny league pitching
>>77612031
>BellinGOD hits most of his dingers late in the game to either help his team make a comeback or finish the other team off
>Fudge hits most of his dingers at the meme park when his team is already getting blown out and doesn't help them win at all
>>77612328
>1.033 OPS vs Arcade league pitchers
NL pitchers > AL pitchers confirmed.
>>77612346
how many PAs does he even have against AL pitchers
>Free outs league punching up at objectively superior baseball
White sox post for no reason you fags
Royals
>>77605634
This desu. Dont hate sox at all and they got a great park but theyre a pretty damn boring team desu. That game against the indians was awesome tho
>>77612427
This to be quite completely honest to my family.
93-69
Holy shit do the cards have a chance of taking the cubies out? Where did they come from?
>>77605634
Like most great pitchers Sale is pretty fun to watch. If he's not pitching then yeah, the team isn't very interesting.
>>77612898
Le rally cat
>>77609955
Lol dumbass half the dodgers team is injured
>>77612369
>100 years of baseball was built around the strategy of pinch hitting and double switches and the sort
>stankees lose for 10 years and the AL decides to compensate for lowering attendance by removing a core component of managing to try and play catch up to the NFL
DH was a mistake
I, for one, welcome our new Bruce Hooper Over........Damn.
>now, I'm sad.
>>77612898
The Chubbies finally sold out to satan for one meme championship they didn't deserve. Maybe they could've gotten away with it if their tourist bandwagon fanbase didn't act like complete faggots afterward, but no. Now God has sent >us to correct the problem permanently.
>>77610104
>tfw you've been hit by a smooth criminal
stankees lol
http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/sports/columnists/kevin-acee/sd-sp-anddy-green-contract-extension-padres-0813-story.html
>Officially now, the team has committed to Green being its manager through 2021, awarding him with a three-year contract extension that will be announced Sunday.
>>77610887
Yes thank fuck
Jeter's group is eyeing up removing that fucking thing
Harper bruised his bone, avoided ligament damage; he's expected back this year
>>77613606
>I like watching a pitcher go up twice a game to either swing through the pitch 3 times or watch 3 strikes go by
>then even if he's on a roll he'll get pulled because he's an offensive liability
>but hey, sometimes one pitcher will hit one homer, so that makes it all worth it
>>77615645
I love how the ump pauses, stares at him and then punches him out.
>>77613606
Ninnies have to actually invent history, sad.
>yfw it was ninny league that first seriously proposed the DH
STILL can't explain why if a pitcher batting is best then why does the Free Outs league opt for the DH EVERY SINGLE TIME
Just refuse to use it, it's elective.
>>77617603
Are you retarded? That would give an unfair advantage to the other team.
Why don't AL teams send the DH out to pitch? It's elective.
>that's how stupid you sound.
>>77617603
Pedro Alvarez made 4 errors in 9 chances in 2016 playing for the Baltimore Orioles for a fielding percentage of .556 for the season.
AL douches will 'defend' this
>>77617668
>unfair advantage
So you admit it's better
>It's elective for a DH to pitch
You're dumb, son.
>>77617778
Oh boy that's just air tight logic there, thank you Pedro Alvarez for being the very best and only argument against a DH rule
>>77617778
and EE had 5 over more than a thousand innings playing first from 2015-2016
not that EE is a great defender but I guess you were just shitposting anyway
My issue with the non-DH is I don't want to deal with NL chimp out fests where some pissy opposing pitcher throws heat at my team's pitcher's head. Or judt having to deal with inferior NL pitchers accidentally causing a injury.
>>77617949
>playing first
What a challenge.
>>77617970
>Suddenly position play doesn't matter
You faggots are just so special lol
Don't you guys think it's inappropriate to be making fun of Bryce? He's the face of baseball and his injury is the biggest tragedy in baseball history.
>>77617970
playing more than a thousand innings at first is definitely harder than 53 at third
but you just move those goalposts man
Either eliminate interleague play or enforce that each League plays by their rules regardless of the park. Or both.
>>77618049
>Eliminate interleague play
I like this idea the best.
>>77617778
>>77617970
You're embarrassing the entire Nothing League bro
Arguments for the DH
>More offense
>Pitchers can concentrate on just pitching
>Players who would otherwise be useless beyond pinch hitting get a chance to shine
>Less need for a deep bullpen
>Less chance for freak injury to pitcher
Arguments against the DH
>More strategy dealing with pinch hitting and defensive moves
>More emphasis on small ball with base stealing and bunting
>All players have to play defense and offense, no one gets a free pass for sucking at one aspect
>Some pitchers can hit well enough to cause problems for the opposing team
>>77618049
inter-league is gay, it cheapens things like the subway series
>mfw future GOAT Andrew Stevenson will get more playtime with Harper on the DL
>>77618189
>All players have to play defense and offense, no one gets a free pass for sucking at one aspect
great job wording this as if there are multiple players in AL teams who only hit and don't field
it's literally one dude who replaces the complete black hole of offense known as the pitcher
>Some pitchers can hit well enough to cause problems for the opposing team
ahahahhahahahhaha
>>77618262
>>77618006
Yes. Even more tragic than Lou Gherig
Enjoying pitching duels is the most reddit thing I could imagine.
>to smart too enjoy homeruns
Mock my words when they unjuice the ball you will all wish they hadn't
>>77618463
Pitching is fucking great though. Liking home runs and blowout games is reddit. "We need to have more action in the game!"
So who wins NL MVP now? Goldschmidt, Rendon, Seager?
>>77618463
I can't enjoy a baseball game unless there is at least 8 Ks from one side.
>>77618537
Goldschmidt
>>77615645
lul, karma. Harper always plays like an dramatic fag with unbuttoned shirts and trying half the time. Couldn't have happened to a better person.
>>77615645
We need to ban assault bases.
>Missed 6 weeks
>Will be leading the AL in WAR in by the end of the month anyway
Can anything stop Trout?
what the fuck is a bone bruise
>>77618720
Wait until his slump is over
>>77618770
The rest of his career he'll just be Joey Gallo
>>77618537
Arenado
>>77618537
Rendon
>>77618803
>rockies fans are this delusional
Can anyone tell me if this is good?
>>77618463
Reddit pls leave
>>77618869
The only reason you could ever consider Arenado a good hitter is if you have zero understanding of park factors or think RBIs is a meaningful stat. Arenado is an above average hitter and a good defensive piece, which makes him overall an all-star player, but not anywhere near an MVP canditate. Andrelton Simmons is better this season.
>>77618720
The Angels
>>77618770
No slump, Dudge is exposed.
>HR derby
lol
>>77618537
J.D. Martínez
>yfw Trout leads the league in WAR for the sixth straight year while Harper got BTFO by a little rain
>WAR
Home: .249/.311/.383
Away: .301/.358/.506
What did the Rockies meany by this?
>>77619096
Marijuana is legal in Cuckorado
mest-lillies
>>77619406
>>77619406
>>77619406
>>77618537
Bellingod
>>77618537
Votto
>>77618006
Sorry about your knee but I'm not buying Fallout 4 VR