/heem/ - Natty GOAT edition

Who is your actual most loved woman mma fighter, be true to yourself and me in your answer. UFC only.

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>>77599126
>UFC only
no

>>77599086
Is that Silva?

Damn

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>>77599211

>>77599298
great facial structure desu

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>>77599298
Where does Rizin find all these huge chicks to fight ? Why does UFC has to poach BW's from feeder leagues to fight Cyborg ?

>>77599298
3 men literally

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connor clearly pushed

>>77599481
I felt a push.

>>77599481
it did kinda look like conair tripped him if you watch the angle that includes the legs

>>77599481
anyone even talking about this is an uncontrollable casual. this is NOT MMA. please contain your discussion to /box/.

>>77599419
Invicta has an entire WFW division so there's really no excuse. The situation with Meeeeeeeeeeeegan pulling out was pretty odd, not sure what happened there.

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hehe two can play this game
*pulls guard on you*
betcha didn't see that one comin boi

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>>77599625
gadoosh

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>Paulie is still chimping out on twitter

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YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>77599086
>hurt

who is your least favourite woman in the ufc? fighter i mean

>>77599876
I dont know you tell me who is my least favourite female mmartist

What's your most damning indictment of UFC President Dana White?

>>77599876
Tyrone Woodley.

Imagine what is gonna happen to Floyd's little peanut head when this shot lands in 8 oz gloves.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BXrdc2Ygo-H/

Cody beat Domicuck Cruz so bad he literally needs a therapy dog lmfao, you shouldn't be allowed to fight if you're so unstable mentally you need to bring a therapy dog to the mall

>>77600110
ahah based it was really fun seeing dominick snooze get BTFO

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Who's your favorite female dock worker?

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>>77600002

>>77600218
get me her number i'll treat you for lunch

where do you live again docksperg?

>>77600069
>when this shot lands

It won't.

>>77599481
>i was beating him so hard he had to push me away

McGregor was right about not bringing in any high profile boxers. No matter what, he's still viewed as an outsider and they would inevitably stab him in the back.

Paulie got his ass clipped, rocked and knocked down. He got humbled for all the shit he talked and his ego got the best of him afterwards. He was definitely looking for an exit and was going to back stab Conor regardless.

Paulie was probably the one who leaked the info to Floyd on what Conor will use during the match. The little fookin weasel.

>>77600291
She said she doesn't date obese proxyfags that sit on 4chan 18 hours a day.

Marcos Rogerio de Lima removed from UFC: Rotterdam after potential USADA violation

Brazilian light heavyweight Marcos Rogerio de Lima was notified after an out-of-competition test.

every brazilian cheats

>>77600458
This is the spammer

there's absolutely nothing wrong with steroids

fuck the UFC, bring back PRIDE

>>77600507
Fine detective work, Lou.

>>77600218
Dockbro give me a crypto tip. Bless me with your knowledge.

>>77600521
All your women wear hijabs

>>77600218
>>77600458
fuck you lil dicked assface mod. I say it again:
The standards in the usa are really low. now you can delete again you lil sperglord

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>>77600304


>australians actually believe this

>>77600462
not claudia she is pure

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I didn't even ask for a second scoop when we all went out for ice cream I'm just a part of the team

>>77600740
God bless you anon
You're killing me with this shit

>>77600110
Cruz has had a therapy dog since 199, dumbo

why is rockhold training in florida guys

did he ditch AKA

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>>77600740
Single scoop ice cream ? That's super harsh from Conor, even orphans from orphanage get at least two scoops.
Not cool Gooby, not cool

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>>77600740
>>77600807

>>77600740
can anyone link me the vid of this pic

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>Chael thinks Floyd is gonna win

So Magiga has this in the bag right?

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>>77600942
Chael picked Jones to win tho, but that was a gimme you'd have to be retarded to think that DC ever had a chance

>>77600942
Chael picked JBJ in the rematch, I think he's turned a corner.

>>77600976
>JBJ looked like shit against OSP!
>LMAO USADA

>>77599481
Conor clearly pushed, after Malignaggi was stumbling around like Bambi on ice.

>I-I w-was beating him up prior to the push

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>>77599298

>>77601051
Why is Paulie holding his hands like that ? Is this the famed sweet science ?

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have you wished Pearl Gonzalez happy birthday yet?

>>77601066
think he explained it on his twitter. something about countering conor's stance. obviously didn't work.

>>77601093
this is the worst looking calendar i have ever seen, you completely lack self awareness

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>>77601154
have you wished Pearl happy birthday yet?

>>77601093
>>77601154
samefag

youre pathetic

>>77601093
what the fuck kind of format is this lmao

horrible

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>ayyy what the fuck?! I was just leaning down to suck his dick and whatnot and this Irish fuck hits me in da face! Sonuvabiiitch!

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>>77601093
What.

>>77601093
You should really just take the events off since the calendar's unreadable, that way you can at least use the old format for birthdays and such. You're not being trolled when people tell you this looks like ass

>>77601028
was it autism?

>>77601051
does that guy even exercise?

>>77601051
>going 100% in sparring

lol conor is such an insecure bitch

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>>77601198
>quit your highly profitable job that made you famous
>spend 2 years training full time
>get completely dominated for 2 minutes
>get embarrassed on tv
>get cauliflower ear for the rest of your life
>claim through tears that this is the 2nd best thing that ever happened in your life


the hamlet of cm punk

Alexander Volkov vs. Stefan Struve
Germaine de Randamie vs. Marion Reneau
Siyar Bahadurzada vs. Rob Wilkinson
Leon Edwards vs. Bryan Barberena
Darren Till vs. Bojan Veličković
TBA vs. Saparbek Safarov
Mairbek Taisumov vs. Felipe Silva
Michel Prazeres vs. Mads Burnell
Rustam Khabilov vs. Desmond Green
Francimar Barroso vs. Aleksandar Rakić
Nick Hein vs. Zabit Magomedsharipov
Bojan Mihajlović vs. Abdul-Kerim Edilov

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>>77601201
you heard that its Pearl's birthday today?

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>>77601387

>>77601443
Sorry, I didn't realize you were trolling

>>77601267


t. Paulie Ravioli

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>>77601387
>this is the first UFC event after MayMac

Surely there's more to life than this.

>>77601387
Why would anyone Dutch want to see Germaine after she vacated the title

>>77601267
>be paulimininiggi
>say I could beat conor with one hand behind my back
>get completely BTFO in sparring

lmao

>>77601387
inb4 50 billion idiot casuals screeching that this is le worst card ever

>>77601750
it is

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this was the biggest draw on the last card unironically, look at the numbers lmao

really makes you think when people say all wmma is a joke

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>>77601750
There's literally not a good card in sight until November at best.

>>77601314
>went home to his hot wife AJ
>counted his millions
>slowly healed and rested
>don't have to live rest of your life wishing you actually tried to do it and regretting it
all in all for a 40 year old dude with pretty much no training to come and try it on a giant pay per view shows he has some balls

>>77601820
why does she keep hangnig out with that old guy

>>77601824
>gallop in
>get taken down
>give up your back
>tap out
>suffer zero harm or injury

Yeah man, he has huge balls for sure.

>>77601848
alexa grasso is that guy's wife's daughter

>>77601820
It seems like most of the WMMA-driven cards do well while the ratings plummet for everything else. Like it or not, it's the future.

>>77601867
>suffer zero harm or injury

Short of badly torn ligaments and major brain trauma, cauliflower ear is the worst injury you can get in a fight

>>77601917
Yeah I'm sure when Frank Mir was breaking Big Nog's arm Big Nog was thinking "well at least it's not cauliflower ear."

>>77601867
again he only trained for like 2 years if that so still not bad and at least he did it and didn't bitch out and browse sp

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has 10th planet jiu jitsu been exposed?

>>77601950
Broken arms heal and pretty quickly like that.
That ear is gonna be fucked up no matter what for the rest of his life ain't no fixing that.

>>77601990
Actually you can drain your ears after fighting to keep them looking normal. You'd know that if you werent a WWE-watching casual.

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I brought my own chapstick to the gym I'm not asking for special treatment here

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How does she rid herself of Pat Barry and become world champion?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4_GCI-XOQQ

>>77601990
>That ear is gonna be fucked up no matter what for the rest of his life ain't no fixing that.

Only if he doesn't get it treated. It'll harden up in a few weeks, but you can drain it and prevent the blood in the ear from calcifying.

>>77601990
It's not quick. I broke my arm and the doctors told me I couldn't do MMA for 6 months.

>>77602024
She dumped him and lost to Karolina. COINCIDENCE!?!?!??!?!!!????

>>77601957
nope just a lack of raw talent

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share stories from your gym
>some casual kickboxing dork wants to spar with me and has to resort to pushing me using his knuckles on my face because i kept repelling his straight lefts with my nose like a champ

>>77602024
She lost to karolina lol there is no hope

>>77601957
4,3,1,2.

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Was it a push lads?

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Did the main Road FC card have any good fights? The prelims were good.

>>77602022
>>77602045
It's a lotttery if draining works or not, it's hard to completely bring back ear to normal. If it was easy you wouldn't see all these fighters with deformed ears

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kehdzOWq2J8

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>>77602115
do people living in sicily generally look and act like this?

>>77602130
I keep forgetting how fucking goofy RDA looks.

>>77602154

North African invasion

>>77602115
It was a push. None of those shots landed to make him fall. Everyone is being autistic. The other vid on the other hand Conor landed a great left.

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"I beat the breaks off him, the push down was his frustration from it"
- Paulie Marinara, 2017

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>>77602060
I have a broken arm right now and I'd say that 4 weeks is pretty quick overall.

Breaking bones doesn't hurt nearly as much as people think either

>>77602175
I don't think it was a push, he might have tripped though
its hard to tell whether it was a knockdown but I think its fair to say he didn't push him
But the video proved Paulie has been lying though

>>77602181
why did you copy italy's flag

>>77602196
How does this affect your masturbation habits?

>>77602196
>Breaking bones doesn't hurt nearly as much as people think either

lol depends what you break

https://www.quora.com/What-goes-through-a-fighters-head-during-a-UFC-match

>Before a fight happens, I would just remind myself of a few things: how hard I had trained, try to relax, that I had done it a million times and it's not as hard as you think. I was always terrified, I never had the Nate Diaz swagger. I never grew up fighting other than with my brother, I wasn't the bully or the tough kid in school. Fighting never came natural I was more just an athlete and got pretty far with that.

>For me during the fight as long as I made it through the first round I never lost a fight (except a BS decision to Andre Arlovski) in the first round. Anytime the fight went past the first round, I knew if I got the nerves out, got comfortable and got in the groove of things I would be okay. The first few minutes for me though were always a bit like “what the hell am I doing, there has to be a better way to make a living”. Eventually I realized those thoughts were right and I think I made the right decision.

Remember that this is the same guy who said that he's been in way more fights than Bryan Callen growing up.

>>77601957
why do you think that?

>>77602217
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being not at all and 10 making it impossible, I'd say 2

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>>77602201
Looking at it again he tripped in slo mo

Back and to the left, BACK AND TO THE LEFT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVi3GcRcbqo

>>77602205
why did Italy copy France's flag?

>>77602261
>Back and to the left, BACK AND TO THE LEFT
what the hell are you talking about?

>>77602228
I've had broken ulna in my left elbow, two ribs and now right wrist, and none of those hurt very bad.
Broken ribs are kinda annoying to sleep with

who gives a fuck if McGregor even beat him

Mayweather is lightyears better than that bum, and Mayweather had a good ass chin. McGregor doesn't hit harder than 90% of the dude's Mayweather has faced

>>77602295
Maybe you should have a glass of milk every once in awhile, Rambo.

>>77602292
Do you seriously not get that reference? Are you 12 year old?

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Is he going to make it?

>>77602292
t.underage

>>77602318
as they say, better dead than red

>>77601820
You know what's interesting? A large part of the viewing demographic was those over 50 if I recall

>>77602295
How would you have reacted if exactly the same thing that happened to Anderson Silva happened to you?

>>77601957
Do they actually treat bjj as a branch of science over there?

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Post favorite Dana.jpg's

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>>77602378

>>77602261
their legs don't come in contact

>>77602355
Call an ambulance probably

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>>77602352
>when you're married with kids and this is the only thing to get you excited/you can get away with watching

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>>77602378

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did I buy a new beachball when we went to the beach? no I patched the old one because I know some camps are run on a budget

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>>77602023

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>>77602378

>>77602352
Everyone say hi to the reddit bitch! Hey there reddit bitch!

>A large part of the viewing demographic was those over 50 if I recall

Post a source for this, stupid little reddit bitch.

>>77602023


>people kept taking my soda that I had bought from the fridge at the house and I didn't even complain! Cmon I just wanna be friends!

>>77602465
Does Paulie have the heart of a rabbit?

>>77602352
>if i recall
Translation: I'm just parroting a comment I read on r/mma

Really glad I'm not a worthless loser like you.

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>>77602352
People shut off the TV before the main event lmao

>>77602477
he's right
think helwani said that on his show

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>>77601957
>using jiu jitsu terms in a math equation

>>77602261

are you retarded or just drunk?

>>77602513
Oh you think he said it?

So easy to spot the losers here.

>>77602504
>switching into fake mad mode

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>>77602506
>ywn bury your face in that crotch

>>77602536
I'm not whiteknighting for anyone, you stupid little low income bitch. I'm calling the britbitch a reddit bitch because thats what he is.

>>77601957
Looks like a dude

What happened to 10th planet Jiu Jitsu???

>>77602352
The TV numbers skew older because younger people are increasingly turning to streaming devices rather than conventional TV. It's nothing new, turn on any sports program and you'll see tons of ads for boner pills and prostate medication because the demo for everything is getting older. The median age for UFC viewership is 49 but I don't think anybody actually believes that's accurate in terms of total viewership.

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>le reddit boogeyman

>>77602576
Do something about it, obese loser.

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>Conor actually gadooshed and flushed a former world champ boxer in sparring

Fucking impressive lads, even with Paulie being retired and out of shape. He was still a world champ at a point and Conor is literally 0-0. I actually believed Paulie at first, but the video evidence is overwhelming.

>>77602352
How come youre too stupid to post the source for this claim?

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>>77602608
no one cares, take it to /box/ this is for mma

>>77602318
Why was he crying while announcing ?

>>77602522
>not knowing that the euclidean algorithm is perfectly applicable in BJJ equations

You need to higher your alpha brain intake my dude.

>>77602608

it's not like Paulie's last fight was ages ago, it was back in march

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Imagine being the kind of worthless loser that would post any of these comments.

>>77602592
It's a meme and hasn't taken off or been proven to be superior at anything, including MMA or no gi. Eddie 'Look into it' Bravo will claim this is because he has just a few students, ignoring that 10th Planet BJJ is one of the biggest jiu jitsu franchises and he has schools all over the world.

>>77602657
lmao i was actually there this morning and thought the same thing

is reddit just middle class middle aged nerds?

>>77602658
But recently something yuge happened?

>>77602636
lol you're over 300 pounds. I bet your home smells really really bad. It does, huh?

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>>77602657
>conor conor conor conor

>>77602675
Actually it's mostly underage twerps that hero worship mma fighters and wwe performers.

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I didn't even get paid

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who is your favorite female fighter in any division?

>>77602696
what is your favorite wwe performance

>>77602653
If you don't keep training it's incredibly easy to become out of shape after a month of inactivity, let alone four.

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>>77602261
Conor's left hand push him down when he was out of balance,but that left on the second part of the video was amazing imagine that with mma gloves.

>>77602741
Either Hardy Boyz vs Edge and Christian in the first ladder match or Benoit vs Angle cage match on RAW.

>>77602653
Floyd is both older and retired for longer, this doesn't look good

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>>77602378

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>>77602378

>>77602871
How do I achieve Dana mode natty?

dana conor and floyd literally the 3 most selfish people on the planet

>>77602871
why the fuck is this here?

>>77602653
He's been sitting on his ass for 5 months though, you can tell by looking at his flab.

>>77602657
I must be the only fite fan who doesn't give a shit about what a fighter does outside the ring. I've literally never watched an MMA interview that wasn't done immediately after the fight in the ring. Don't even know what Helwani looks like. I don't see why it's relevant or interesting.

>>77602653
True, but in all fairness you can tell Paulie is quite out of shape just by looking at him. I mean, it's still impressive. I honestly like Paulie a lot as a fighter and commentator, so I believed him until the video.

>>77602477
>>77602504
>>77602627
What the hell, I didn't even think I'd get any (You)'s for that post, what got you all so triggered?

It was a pretty mindless post, calm your tits I'm not attacking your livelihood here. Bloody hell who even gives a shit. Seriously even if I was completely off it's not like I stated it as fact.

https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/8/8/16115044/ufc-fight-night-114-tops-boxing-show-head-to-head-on-saturday-night
>Top Rank Boxing on ESPN, which opposed the last two fights of the UFC show, built around Vasyl Lomancheko's WBO featherweight (130 pounds) title defense over Miguel Marriaga, did 728,000 viewers.

>Keep in mind head-to-head comparisons are slightly misleading, because the UFC audience during the last two fights was ahead of its three-hour plus average, so the gap in head-to-head audience and demos would be more in favor of the UFC show, even though ESPN is a significantly higher rated network than FS 1.

>But in the key demos, both shows were almost identical in audience between the ages of 12 and 49, with the boxing show having a small advantage between the ages of 18 and 34, but the edge for UFC was because its audience past the age of 50 was 44 percent higher than the Top Rank audience.

>>77602969
Docksmurf is an unstable wetback

>>77602969
That doesnt support what you claim. You said a large part of the viewing demographic was over 50. All that says what that more people over the age of 50 watched UFC than boxing.

>>77602085
It's okay you got beat up man, it happens.

>>77602952
there's a reason mayweather vs conor brings in 500 million dollars and a prelim card at bellator barely makes anything. it's because people don't wanna see randoms fight each other, they want famous characters. it builds up hype if you know the history, that's half the fun, rather than tuning in to a fight and not know anything about the style and history of each fighter.

>>77603018
I said "if I recall", turns out I wasn't completely right. 44% higher is a pretty decent amount though. Why do you care this deeply about viewership figures anyway. You seem to have sperged out completely for no reason, bit weird

>>77603015
Ah right

>>77602196
Yeah, my arm breaking barely hurt at all. I nearly didn't even get an xray because I thought it had to hurt more if it was broken. The surgery didn't hurt at all either. I took pain meds for 2 days and never had any pain and I started to wonder if I even needed them so I stopped and I didn't have any pain at all after that.

>>77603063
>44% higher is a pretty decent amount though.
You cant say that without knowing the base amount.

>>77602871
Dana must be huge!

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>>77603096
Just a manlet overcompensating.

>>77603032
You learn their style and history by watching them fight. I don't understand all the mandrama fags.

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>>77602378
someone post the 'fucking illegal' gif

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>>77599086

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Worst injury in MMA is undoubtedly a jaw fracture.

Once you break it, you're pretty much done, because it'll break even more easily the next time, and the time after that.

Plus if you have plates put in like I have now, breaking it a second time will mean going through a pretty shit surgery procedure.

Also try not eating solid food for a month and having unaligned teeth for life. Feels fucking shit.

>>77602657
Imagine being the kind of loser to go on reddit, take screenshots of reddit comments, then come back here and post them.

Just imagine

>>77603104
>millionaire
>has never been to a tailor

Does he buy his clothes at Irish walmart?

>>77603170
As opposed to being the kind of loser that spends his entire saturday on 4chan posting under different proxies?

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>>77603165
>sutoruvu

>>77600218
Always knew the obese dockdwarf was the spammer

>>77603184
Don't know about that

>>77602592
still good for no-gi but really it is just bjj with added techniques

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>tfw will never be able to use my elite MMA skills to crack some antifa/altright skulls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDev7kuqa9A

fresh sbgbedded
some paulie shit at the end

>>77603247
what's the point of gi bjj? in a fight you can maybe grab a dude's shirt but it's not gonna be thick enough to hold onto to submit them

>>77603332
What are the chances of you and your opponent being shirtless in the fight?

>>77603392
but no-gi techniques work clothed too, whereas gi techniques, for example grabbing your own sleeve, don't work unless you're wearing something thick and lose, it's just not practical. not that bjj is anywhere near as practical in a fight as striking.

>>77603392
Pretty high actually, first thing many people do when fight's about to start is take off their shirt

>>77603476
>first thing many people do when fight's about to start is take off their shirt
Lol

>>77602592
>>77602658

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8Ccl5jY9do

Uh, no sweetie. 10th Planet is the pioneer of jiu jitsu for MMA

>>77602658
The rubberguard is an effective tool my man

>>77603509
>eddie demonstrates his revolutionary rubber guard
>rickson listens to everything patiently
>finally decides to talk
>"what if they decide to knee you in the hip bone/spine?"
>no response from eddie

>>77603095
Yeah but who cares. Boxing often has a demographic of old farts, maybe it's decent, maybe it's not. It's whatever lad. Don't get your panties in a twist so easily next time

Man Paulie should have just pretended he was pulling guard rather than this shove shit

>>77603505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMRX_orS9KY

believe you me, buddeh

>>77603509
I've been pronouncing Royce Gracie with and R, not Hoyce.

>>77601824
phil will be doing vh1 reality shows to pay his mortgage in your lifetime

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>>77602378

>>77602701

Christ Pekka, you're going all-out on poor Paulie

>>77601990
Shut up dumb pshek, you don't know what you are talking about, fucked up ear is basically a safe passage in bars and places like that, people see that you're a fighter and act cool while you can leave octogon and have a few days to live left or a limb that is fucked up for life.

>>77601824
>shows he has some balls
I'd fight Ngannou tomorrow in bare-knuckles for a million dollars. I'd even do it for $10k.

Has there been much of the Conor fight on TV, billboards, news etc. or is it pretty much just an internet thing?

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reminder Conor is a racist mick cracker and should be shot

>>77603718
nobody is looking at your ears i guarantee you that

>>77603744
I've seen it a fair bit on Sky Sports News. Never seen billboards for a fight unless it was advertising tickets for the event.

Just a SMOKESHOW my man, straight DIMEPIECE, I'd g-g-g-gadoosh for sure if you know what I mean. She's a monster in the gym, best work ethic I ever seen. Straight MURKIN girls.

>>77603744
Yes I've seen posters in my city

>>77603760
I'm not even a wrestler and I don't have broken ears but I'm not fucking with a lean dude with Khabib tier ears, I'll tell you that much. And anyone who has a bit of common sense too.

>>77603753
Fuck black """people""" yeh

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>>77601387

>>77602111
lol

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>>77603753
the absolute state of white americans

>>77601957
literally all it consists of is: weed smoking, sleeve tattoo having, libertarian, conspirary theorists

wanna know the best thing to do in a street fight?

i grew in a shitty town where i was mugged, attacked, sucker punched and ambushed by scumbags

i could have learned boxing or self defence or whatever, but i'm glad i did what i did

stay out of trouble, do well in school, get a good job and move to a nice rich area with mostly whites

problem solved

>>77604091
it consists of elite training get lost h8r

>>77603832
Don't know who you're talking about but I'm inclined to believe you 100%

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>>77603832
Lel

How would YOU make Alexa Grasso a better fighter?

>>77604415
you tell me how and i'll tell you what you told me

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who can aspen ladd bring in to help her make the weight cut?

who do you like in the ufc?

Anyone not signed you would like to see signed to fight in the ufc?

>>77604495
She never missed weight

>Conor puts on a short but commendable effort against the best boxer in a decade ultimately getting controversially DQ'd
>Returns on the last UFC card of the year
>heems Tony or khabeeb with his new honed boxing skills
>This will LITERALLY happen in our timeline

2017 is gonna be a comfy year if you're a mcgregor fan boys get in here

Mark Hunt vs. Marcin Tybura

Who is going to win?

also via what method?

>>77604684
Aspen Ladd was hospitalized due to an unhealthy weight cut. It's time to grow up and recognize the realities of this sport instead of blaming it on "food poisoning." The DOLCE diet might be the answer for her. Or maybe she is just too fat.

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>>77604667

>>77604667
i would like to see YOU get signed by the ufc so you would have an actual job and not sit here 18 hours a day like some lowlfie loser

>>77604722
Supposedly a lot of fighters are trying to come in heavier because of the extra time and fucking up their cuts, I suspect she's one of them. I don't think it's a coincidence that all these fighters have been pulling out due to illness since early weigh-ins were implemented.

apology accepted. what's the best scheduled mma fight of 2017?

>>77604843
You mean upcoming and already announced or any fight that happened in 2017 already or any rumored fight ?

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Walked across a fan today and got heemed out cold by the rushing air. When I woke up I was in the hospital and the doc Informed me I had chronic cte and Parkinson's and that I'd be a vegetable within a year. He showed me a pic of my brain and it looked like a grape sized piece of swiss cheese

>>77604694
hunto via rolling calf slicer

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>>77604912
upcoming schedule bout

http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/8/11/9134295/anderson-silva-defense-sexual-performance-medication-tainted-drug-test
Part of Anderson Silva's defense in a steroid case with the Nevada Athletic Commission (NAC) will be that his use of "sexual performance" medication tainted his drug test result.

>>77601066
its a defensive technique called "Philly roll" that Floyd uses a lot... against all other fighters than southpaws. Mali tried to mimic him and failed spectacularly, because he is a wop idiot.

>>77604592
Trtor

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>>77605073

>>77603186
that's how japanese syllables work when you try and write struve in kana

>>77605007
Dj vs borg ufc history being made

>>77602335
my fucking sides

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>>77604087

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who should alexa fight next?

>>77602641
shut the fook up conor is king of MMA

Who is your favorite featherweight in the UFC?

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>>77605499

>>77604686
>>Conor puts on a short but commendable effort against the best boxer in a decade ultimately getting controversially DQ'd

"He didn't actually die in the ring" isn't a commendable effort, Pedro.

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I'm not sure that I'm okay with this.

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>>77605596

what's the worst fight of 2015? ufc only.

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>>77605164
i'm from ireland, why are you directing this at me?

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>>77605692

>>77605353
Demetrius Johnson

>>77605596
this might be worse than the new calendars

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What are some brutal late stoppage KO's?

>>77605353
my dick desu

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>>77605815

This is a long shot but did anyone screenshot JackSlack's twitter last night?

He predicted Conor was going to knock Floyd out but deleted the tweet.

>>77605912
buddeh, that chin needs to be tucked

>>77605912
rekt

I got bored and baked brownies what should I write on them?

>>77606052
Schaub is God

>>77606052
Heem

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>>77606052
"Nighty night Hendo"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gB14m6pKMDs

>>77604956


no matter what happens I'll always be a fan, Brandon

>>77600449
>leaked the info to Floyd on what Conor will use
You mean dat left hand shot? I think Floyd could figure that out on his own.

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>>77606052
Benis :DDDDDDDDDD

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bless

>>77606326

how will that nerd ever recover?

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>>77602378

>>77606326
Kek wtf I thought Schaub was friends with Paulie

Not going to be able to deliver lads this has gone horribly wrong

>>77606326
geez, what a dick

>>77606326
holy shit is this true??? what a dick

paulie manletignaggi BTFO

>>77605945
Bullshit.

>>77606481
Try your best

>>77606481
Don't worry Conor just shoot and wrestle him till you get DQ'd and blame him for not wanting to fight you in MMA

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>>77606326
who pissed in his coffee?

>>77606739
I've noticed more and more that when Rogan isn't around to keep him in line, Schaub tends to run his mouth alot.

who is it that makes you motivated to train in the sport of MMA?

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>>77606794

>>77606806
who is your second favorite wmma fighter?

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>>77599419
>Where does Rizin find all these huge chicks to fight?

They're not that uncommon. Just get them on dick pills first so they get swole and toss them in a ring.

is this good training?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BXs6jy6FBXK/