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Swans annihilating Freo
Cats on top of Tiges
Queensland Derrby
Depleted Dons vs Crowbots
Da Iggs vs Da Bloos
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First for papley
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who /dabloos/ here?
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>sydney reached 100 points before fremantle get 10 points

absolute fucking kek
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fourth for America
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HEAVE HO UNNA
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Basedbane tbqh
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>Fremantle conceding 100 points before they score 10 points
>Richmond, a top 2 team, getting flogged by a Geelong third's team
Which fanbase is on bigger suicide watch?
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>>77589842
There might be a few contenders, cbb looking up the matches but some look to have been pretty hefty
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>>77589908
Richmond, because they actually have a fan-base.
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>>77589868
>1899 Geelong 23.24 162 Def St Kilda 0.1.1
Based
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>>77589908
>4 goals
>"flogged"
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>>77589925
They had a 2 goal headstart.
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>>77589926
you literally dont know footy lmao
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C O M E B A C K
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>>77589924
Fuck meant to be to >>77589909
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>>77589924
Reminder that Port Melbourne were objectively the better choice for a club in the VFL but the Jews in Caulfield threw money and lies around to keep them out.
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>>77589886
what's fred?
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>>77589961
Wtf I love Jews now
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>>77589961
Racist Check.
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What stupid fucking sports allows for a 36m field length discrepancy? No shit Fremantle aren't going to do well. It's taken them an entire half of football to adjust to the retarded dimensions of the SCG. Why are the AFL so inept? Is it THAT fucking difficult to make the competition fair? To give the deserving team the home ground advantage in the GF? To make ground dimensions of equal value? What a fucking joke.
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>not pressing for a 120+ point win
Fuck off Sydney
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>>77590001
>implying this is the first time freo has visited the scg
lol
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>>77590001
Sorry mate this isn't cricket where the field is arbitrarily changed between series' and matches to always advantage the home team as decided be a pissant nobody groundskeeper. The dimensions of AFL grounds have been known and static for decades, if it's taken Freo this long to adjust then they don't deserve a license.
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>>77589961
Liar.
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>>77590001
ITS OVER 9000!
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>>77590001
umm sweetie there is this thing called "home ground advantage" the 36m factors into this
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>>77590036
Yeah, lets make the new Perth Stadium a rectangle playing field and say that it is just part of the 'home ground advantage'.
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>>77590003
Sydney is full of low test poofters and asians, go figure
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>>77590043
Uhh, honey, AFL can't be played on a rectangular field.
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>>77590049
Who says that? You can play AFL on both an oval and circle it seems, why not a rectangle?
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>>77590056
>You can play AFL on a circle
citation needed
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>Leave bitchmond to me
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>>77590043
false equivalency argument sweetie
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>>77590062
Circle
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>>77590049
I mean, if they can play cricket on square """""ovals""""".....
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>Considered a contact sport, AFL is held outdoors on a large oval-shaped grass pitch, and revolves around the advancement of an oval-shaped ball. At each end of the oval are two tall posts[...]

>Every AFL game takes place on a grass oval which does not have to be a specific size, but must fit into a certain category; 135 to 185 metres in length and 110 to 155 metres wide. There are four posts at either end of the oval, with the inner two being the goal posts, and the outer two the behind posts.
>On the pitch, white lines are used to outline the various areas of the oval, with the obvious being the outer boundary. There is also a 50 metre wide centre square with two circles in the middle of it which is where the bounce takes place at the beginning of a match. In front of the goal posts at either end of the oval, there are goal squares, and further out – the fifty metre line.

Apparently Etihad Stadium is not a legal place to play.

http://www.aflrules.com.au/afl-game-rules/
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>>77590062
>>77590083
Oval
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>>77590085
forgot pic
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>>77590083
oval
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mcguire is a top-tier commentator
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>>77590100
The MCG is clearly more of a circle than it is an oval you idiot
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>>77590110
>more of a circle
do you know how shapes work?
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>>77590119
Are you brain dead? A square is closer to a rectangle than it is a circle
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>Geelong dominate the play
>Shank everything
Tigers are going to win, desu.
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>HOULI
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Maybe if he didn't have to pray 5 times a day he would have time to practice his set shot kicking.
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what happened to the "50 on fremantle" guy
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>>77590147
>(You)
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I should've gone to this Sydney game
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>>77590148
kilda himself
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who is the chick next to Hardwick
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>>77590147
He was kicking towards Mecca m8
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yow pork will be taken off of the menu on Brownlow night
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>>77590166
Mrs Hardwick
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>PEELONG
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tigers, lions and crows lads those are my favourite animals and also the teams I think will win
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God "Buddy" is fucking shit. If Kennedy were in that forward line, he'd probably have about 10 right now. Most overrated player in the game's existence.
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This Freo is depressing even though am supporting the Swans.
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>>77590194
You whinged about this last thread. Take your meds WAutist
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>>77590182
Based /ITC/
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And there goes buddy scoring yet another point. Make Kennedy an abo and he'd be in the HoF 10 times over already.
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>>77590194
Shame Kennedy can't save his team.
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>>77590212
>>77590202
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Neale has 9 disposals. What's wrong with this cunt
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>>77590214
Pretty difficult task when you miss almost a 1/4 of the season. Give Kennedy the games he missed and see us finish in the top 4 this year.
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>Sydney icing the clock and not pushing for the 100 point margin
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Is Dean Solomon Jewish, lads?
>That surname
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who else was here for GEE110NG?

freshies please LEAVE
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playing splatoon 2 lads. my squid is a girl ofc
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PEEEEEEMANTLE
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>>77590241

cuck
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so who wins out of Adelaide and Sydney? Should be a very interesting game
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>>77590281
Sydney will win, >we have a complex with them
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>>77590281
>another Swans grand final
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>>77590281
Tipett to kick a bag.
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>>77590281
I have no idea since at the Crows turf. How good are the crows when it comes to dealing with pressure?
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>>77590298
>Shitett
>ever kicking another bag
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>>77590251
doubtful his best mate is full degenerate goyim Chris Tarrant and they followed each other to Perth
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>>77590300
Awful, >our defensive pressure evaporates and >our midfield stops working
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>"i'm glad it's over"
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Is Motlop pulling his weight today?
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this game is bad for children

you can see players and couches saying the F word, it's so obvious
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bullshit goal
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Richmond going out on straight sets confirmed
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>Based GAJ isn't playing today
Pity, should be a good game nonetheless
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>>77590329
they'll finish fifth and lose to eight (alpha Essendon)
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>>77590317
I'm sure you were swearing before you knew it back in primary school with things like:
>"Dip dip dog shit you are not it"
>"I was walking through the jungle what do I see? A big fat monkey pissing on me, etc"
To decide who's it in tag
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>>77590335
GAJ is a selfish bastard who doesn't travel
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Anyone have how much time is left in the Cats vs Tigers?

>Menegola has a broken nose
>Menzel has a ruptured testicle
Well Geelong are fucked for the finals.
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>>77590342
He's getting ready to travel back to Victoria.
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based Martin
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Imagine supporting Cuckelaide. No matter how good you are, no matter how weak the competition is that year, you STILL don't win the GF. It's literally going to happen again this season. Even worse is that it probably wouldn't have happened this year if not for Sydney magically becoming good again after a 0-6 start. Sad!
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>>77590346
>ruptured testicle
fuuarrk, as much as I dislike Geelong, I can't even joke about that, fucken poor guy
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>>77590339
I was drawing crude nudes of asian girls from my class in year 4 and getting reprimanded by all and sundry
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>>77590353
>Sydney magically becoming good again
*Gil hand-rubbing*
>>77590349
Won't be a good deal, Suns won't let him.
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>straight sets bitchmond
>straight sets cucklong
P O T T E R Y
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>>77590353
It's "literally" in the bag for the Crows this year. Shows how much you know I guess.
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>>77590353
>Sydney magically becoming good again

I mean they've probably been the most consistently good team over the last like 15 years or so
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Josh Walker on going bald watch
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>>77590367
I feel the same, they've been a team that after their shit start showed up consistently in a year of inconsistent teams and wild outcomes, plus the "back from the dead of 0-6 start" narrative is a good one for Gil
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2 tests out of three games, this round is really doing my noodle in!
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>>77590353
Sydney played youngsters for the first 6 games which worked out in their favour. They gave them the necessary experience and now they have the confidence and are in fine form. They can take the GF this year with the young kids on their team which is something that no other team could do
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This Rance guy, wasn't he meant to be the best full back in the league?
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>>77590361
>Magically good again
>All the core players arrive back
>With kids who were forced to get experience for six weeks

Wasn't a surprise.
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>>77590338
A fate worse than death
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>>77590365
cunt my cat knows more about footy than you, and he only watches cricket.
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Cats la.
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>>77590353
pls no bully
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>>77590379
I mean how many gfs have they been in since 05? Feels like it's probably around 7 or something
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>>77590407
>Adelaide finish 1st
>Geelong finishes 4th
>Geelong beat Adelaide in Adelaide in the first week
You best hope Port lose their first final otherwise bullying will be maximum.
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[cocaine use intensifies]

https://soundcloud.com/3beat/01-skepta-same-shit-different
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>>77590416
05, 06, 12, 14 and 16
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Umpball cucks Richmond yet again, they would've been very close otherwise, ahead at times that would've put Geelong off. Well, I'll enjoy the last two rounds being easy wins for top 4.
Also fuck the canary cunts.
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>>77590428
5 out of 11 is pretty decent, I don't think they've missed the finals in that period either
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>>77590416
using that COLA advantage to the fullest before it got shit canned
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>bitchmond
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Is "nutted" a regular calling term for besting someone?
Listening to the ABC radio the caller keeps saying Taylor nutted Rance.
It sounds like he's saying Taylor busting a giant load all over Rance's face.
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>>77590445
Yeah probably, but they do also seem to pull out decent younguns from outta nowhere too
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>>77590449
I mean, nutmeg is a thug you can do in soccer, which we always shortened to nuddy, so maybe it's like some shit portmanteau of those words?
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>>77590450
>outta nowhere
It's called the academy lad
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>>77590450
wasn't that due to them having priority or special access to certain academies too? I'm over in Perth and Sydney is notorious for getting very little air time they always fly under the radar until suddenly the media twigs and go "oh shit lmao Sydney into the second week of the finals again"
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I wish the AFL had more players of African descent; I miss watching games with my gf.
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>>77590472
Did she take some long service leave to Africa mate?
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>>77590472
but africans suck at this sport

bit racist desu shud be banned
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>>77590472
quite possibly the worst meme going in /afl/ you are gutter trash
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>>77590478
She did some volunteer work in Kenya while she was in Uni, yeah.
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>>77590481
They're athletic and strong AF though
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Solomon confirmed GOAT coach
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>>77590471
To be fair Sydney didn't use to get coverage in Sydney either
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>>77590481
2nd generation will be elite, plus the lack of birth control will mean every block of units should have a couple of squads to work with.
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>>77590497
which amounts to nothing when you factor in the non-existent negro work ethic

>>77590501
yeah true
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>>77590497
magic door is the strongest player in the game.

He also struggles to make it in a shit squad.
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>>77590511
Though need a strong work ethic to get into the AFL in the first place... unless you ADMIT that Africans are gifted athletes.
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>>77590517
That's just systematic racism inherent in the majority-white AFL which is infected by toxic 'bloke culture'.
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>>77590518
>be magic door
>be athletically ""gifted""
>do nothing for 8 years but get games because he's a 'groid who's "still learning the game"
please. you understand that blacks have to thank the white man for their "gifts" as only the strongest were selected and bred for field work. you're welcome niggers.
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>>77590523
>>>/tumblr/
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>>77590523
yet aboriginal players are the next biggest population and are often some of the best players in the game

its just a sport that doesn't gel well with Africans
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>>77590533
>be Majak
>be a naturally gifted athlete
>be pushed out of the team by Goldstein, who does exactly the same thing as Majak
There is literally no reason why Majak shouldn't be in the team

>>77590536
Nice 'argument'

>>77590538
If they are more exposed to the game, they will do fantastically.
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>>77590538
I dunno there have been a fair few basketball converts in the last few years and they're great at that game.
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>>77590544
>There is literally no reason
besides getting pushed off of every ruck contest he contests leading to the coaches spray of the season lmao
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more exciting than watching freo desu
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fuck up ya white dog kunt go and work for my centrelink and suck me off suck me off suck me off
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>>77590538
Pretty sure the game could grow in Africa, but soccer will pretty much always be the world game. It's just the easiest and cheapest game to play as a kid.
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>>77590555
ay mad dog ya mad cunt
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>>77590418
>poort
isn't that the same team that the crows towelled up at 'the showndown'
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Africans seem to struggle with the 360 degrees nature of the game. Take Aliir Aliir and Majak Daw. Both athletically gifted and can do some scintillating stuff like high marks and dashes out of defence, but they just don't know where to run and can disappear for entire games. They also don't seem to have a lot of spatial awareness and you will reguarly see them tackled from the side and behind.
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>>77590555
ayy bulay get out da front i'll make you skip dog, me in the shirt dog kunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mApojg2XEks
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What do we all think of the ford chick from the ad in front of the giant blue blackboard?
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>>77590472
Tell me about it. The GF has completely boycotted the AFL due to the Swans not playing Aliir Aliir and instead she watches the NEAFL.
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Hello I am here
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>>77590582
Based black swan poster
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>>77590554
>>77590584
explain this
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>>77590580
Unpopular opinion, but I think she looked better with longer hair
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>>77590569
Yes, but they should still be in the finals.

>Top place Adelaide loses at home
>Port wins vs. 5-8th place whoever
Port will be bullying the fuck out of Adelaide. With any luck it'll be a show down second week so sledging will be in maximum and whoever loses will have the biggest melt.
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>>77590592
Yeah I gotta disagree with that, she looks so good with short hair
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>>77590580
Hideous. She really has fucked her shit up.
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>>77590595
>poort
>bullying any top 8 side
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>Peter 'Two Metre' Wright
>Is 203 cm
What did bristle mean by this?
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>>77590595
has poort even won against a top 8 side this year
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>>77590592
of course she looked better with long hair. she looks like a chemo patient now. only people who like her new look are closet pederasts who want to fuck a 12 year old boy
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>>77590611
They're 1-7 against top 8 sides this year. Can't remember who they beat though.
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>>77590589
I dunno I watch a lot of stuff on Twitch but I can't explain this
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>>77590611
>>77590616
Sydney in round 1
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>>77590611
Sydney round 1 well before they were playing well
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>>77590589
Yu-Gi-Oh world championship from the looks of it.
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>>77590616
sydney when they were shit
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I might get some uber eats, what do you recommend lads
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>>77590638
Killing yourself you fat tit faggot.
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>>77590638
only experience I've ever had with uber eats was me and 3 mates were hot boxing a car near the train station and the guy ordered a shit ton of mexican direct to the car from some chink on a bicycle
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>>77590638
varsity bar is grouse lad
chicken treat is on there as well based fucking chicken treat
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Does it count as a win over a top 8 team if its round 1 and nobody has played yet? I presume a top 8 team usually means they're top 8 team before the match, doesn't it? Or is done by whoever is top 8 at the end of the season?
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Poort have literally had the easiest draw this year.
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>>77590638
>>77590656
can confirm, I've had burgers from varsity bar IRL and they are bretty gud
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>>77590638
You should cook yourself something nice to eat.
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>>77590657
it would be as the season develops because ports only top 8 win comes from Sydney who was nowhere near the 8 after 6 rounds
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>>77590657
Yeah, I wouldn't consider Port beating Sydney in rd1 a top 8 win. I believe they beat Eagles in the week the eagles were 8th on the ladder at the start of the round though. So that's what I consider their top 8 win desu
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>>77590657
Before a match or at the start of the round
Iggs were 8th at the start of the round when Poort beat them but had dropped to 9th by the time the match started when some other team won and jumped ahead.
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>>77590613
I just want the short hair meme to end.
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>>77590670
>>77590678
sounds about right I was gonna say I had a feeling they beat Iggs but I looked it up and saw Sydney and went with that instead. Port beat Iggs in Round 16
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>>77590688
the left had complained about her attractiveness and the producers had her cut her hair to make her appear less attractive.

That being said, she was cutest in the third pic desu
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>>77590688
jesus what did they do to her, the wrinkles in her chin in pic 4 are so pronounced
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Fucking hell you guys have some retarded discussions
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>>77590700
I like the 2nd pic the most 3bh
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not all of us are pathetic enough to write fanfictions about ourselves
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>>77590554
Since when did Yugioh's tourneys start using that bloody new mobile game?
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>>77589872
Me.
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>people are talking about things other than me? noooooo, this cannot be!
Why are tripfags such attention whores?
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>>77590706
same. I like 2 and 3
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>tfw local footy season over for the year

depressed lads
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>>77590711
please have sex
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>>77590716
severe narcissism due to needs not being met and thus deemed "unworthy" as a child which leads to fantastical overcompensation.
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holy shit i hadn't seen that boot to the face by the gws dude

that's fucking hilarious, how did he think he'd get away with that?
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kfc for dinner lads?
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>>77590688
shes so adorable tbqhwy
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>>77590734
wicked wings mate get a bucket
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>>77590722
>Disliking Yugioh in a site founded on jap culture
YOU have sex, and only post it on whatever social media site you use.
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>>77590711
this is the first one I think. it's still better than the physical game which is completely retarded nowadays
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>>77590733
I watched it once while at the pub and I honestly thought he had his eyes on the ball and was "bracing" to hit dahlhaus in the chest but the manlet ran into his boot lmao
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>>77590734
how fucking dard is the 15 wings for 10 bucks lad?
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>>77590741
there's literally no way his foot ends up that high without it being deliberate
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>>77590742

good value, thinkin bout that and a mozarella zinger too
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>>77590719
>tfw playing finals
>tfw every cunt comes back from """"injury"""" and they'll all get games over you
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>>77590734
don't do it zerobese
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>>77590757
exactly, could have raised the knee to brace and dahlhaus would have stopped. deliberately threw the foot out

>>77590759
do it, was breddy gud
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>>77590722
>telling someone to lose their virginity for no reason
Degenerate.
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>>77590757
yeah, deliberately aiming for his chest. You can't give the guy credit for watching the ball and being able to kick a cunt in the face at the same time that's pretty skillful, now if his eyes dart to Dahlhaus or aren't totally on the ball for the duration of the play that's another story. Plus seeing him talk to the umpire it seems the ump gestured that you can tuck your knee up to protect yourself/the ball but extending the leg means he's fucked again.
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>>77590759
had one last night, not a fan if I may say
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>>77590769
>>77590775
Yeah extending the foot like that is 100% deliberate. If his knee is what makes contact that's a lot harder to call him out but that was just blatant

Had a guy do that in a soccer game once. our coach was reffing that game too
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taking a qt 18 year old girl out for dinner tonight lads, im 22 and she tells me about her problems which are extremely extremely basic. gonna come back after dinner and blow her back out

what you lads upto tonight
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>>77590815
wish there was a market on you not getting laid, I would make a fucking killing. enjoy your hand son.
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>>77590815
don't do her unless she's done her homework anon
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>>77590815
>"thanks for dinner hun, i'm gonna uber to my boyfriends now tehe"
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>>77590828
it sux because theres literally no way i could prove you wrong and your arrogance would be sky high after your comment but sorry lad this gal is coppin it tonight

im spewin im gonna miss iggs get rekt by carlton desu
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>>77590837
>I have no way to prove it
>but you have to believe me
lmao sad.
>>
turns out I'm gonna miss the footy tonight lads. last minute notice I have a dinner to go to. pretty fucked off if you ask me 2bh
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>>77590815
Do a toby greene on her face
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>>77590859
I was willing to give him the benefit of the doubt because I saw a different angle in slow-mo but that is blatant as fuck. I rekon 3 weeks easily
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What is Essendon's chances of winning tonight? I really don't want them to.
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>>77590870
Wogality Check tipped them so 0% chance
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>>77590870
fucking zero
>essenshit
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>>77590859
why didnt bulldogs fans chuck a can or two at him
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>>77590886
>bulldog fans being coordinated

plus they sell everything in plastic cups now, not even sure you can smuggle in cans anymore you used to be able to
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>>77590883
>DUH WOG TIPPED THEM :OOOO

No I fucking didn't retard. But they have a better chance of winning than people suspect. I would give it 29%.
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Fuck me, we're actually going to get the spoon this year. Hold me bluebros.
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>>77590902
>jags/buccs tier rednecks
I kind of respect it t bh fa m
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>>77590867
The first slow mo in this is probably the angle you saw. It doesn't look that bad there, but the other two slow mos make it look bad again
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>>77590930
yeah that was it. I'm surprised it actually looks worse in real time than slow mo usually it's the opposite. he's G A W N lads
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>>77590859
>>77590930
honestly, his team mates should have chimped out on that faggot that's a pussy move and a half
he also should have had the stones to roll through it and chase him down and punch him in the side of the fucking head image, incoming second boys
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You shouldn't be able to hit opponents with your boot whether it be in the stomach or the head. It's ridiculous that you're allowed to fucking knee someone in the back of the head just because you're taking 'le sic speccy mate'
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>>77590942
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>>77590942
>>77590948
you sound like a 15 year old nigger.
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>>77590930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKdKNtANMew
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>>77590954
24 year old massachusetts faggot
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>this suns choke
Sad!
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>>77590946
t. limp wristed, low test greens voting poof
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>>77590962
I wouldn't admit that readily lmao
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>>77590938
I think it's just the angle in that first replay more than the actual speed, like it just doesn't look entirely like he's tried to stomp his face. It's still there a bit, but in both the other replays it looks way more deliberate
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>>77590930
I think the most telling thing is that Greene puts enough force into Dahlaus' face to rotate his body mid air. If you watch closely he doesn't just use his foot for protection, he literally waits till his spikes are in Dahlaus' face then pushes all his weight through that foot to spin mid air. Something is literally wrong with him.
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>>77590973
do you really let someone kick someone on your team in the face let go unpunished? in hockey that's a bench clearing brawl for the equivalent, which is probably an elbow to the face
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>>77590988
I think he gets more weight into dalhaus's shoulder/chest after his foot slides off his face. But yeah, it looks 100% like Greene tried to use his face to pivot mid air
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>>77591011
thanks for confirming you didn't even watch what happened nigger. the teams brawled afterwards then got back to playing. btw no-one cares about hockey lol
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>>77590886
One of their fans poured beer over him after the game lmao
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See the Bombers shoot up, UP
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>>77591060
kek serious? don't cunts get lifetime bans for that shit now. I know that guys who spat on Richmond players got his membership revoked and a lifetime ban. How can one player be white yet consistently chimp out so much. this shit reminds me of the niggers during the Bengals Steelers game who couldn't contain their nigger long enough to win the game.
>>
>Spurred by talks of marriage equality becoming a thing a distant acquaintance of mine comes out as gay
>Cuckqueened gf says he's brave and still loves him
>Claimed his parents disowned him and is now fishing for sympathy/monetary help
>Get a save the date for a fag marriage next year

It wasn't supposed to be like this.
>>
Reminder that a no vote is a vote to support sharia
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>>77590988
If Greene didn't have the AFL he would 100% be in jail
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>>77591093
>calling it a "save the date"
>in australia
it is you who is the faggot. its an RSVP you homo
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>>77591101
I destroyed you last night on this don't make me do it again cunt.

>>77591105
will be become this generations Jake King?
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>>77591101
Good, that ought to show everyone.
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>>77591125
Fuck off ahmed
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Are the Lions back, lads?
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>>77591139
They aren't playing as good as Suns are playing bad
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Australia

YES
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>>77591136
>y-yuh a terrorist
fuck off mate, like I told you before voting yes for SSM furthers the mudslime agenda as they can shift the focus to "different marriage arrangements in a post same sex marriage society" i.e. polygamy and their many mudshit wives not only pumping out mudshit babies but collecting multiple payments from centrelink.

>in b4 polfag, because i'm right
>in b4 any derogatory ad hom directed at me because you don't have an argument.
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>>77591160
trip on you smelly greek failure
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>>77591159
DELET THIS
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>>77591175
lmao don't you ever compare me to that decades overdue abortion again you piece of shit. thanks for confirming you don't have an argument though xx
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>>77590714
how does it feel to know your getting yet another #1 draft pick
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>>77591160
>wait, you're telling me that if gay marriage gets through, I can legally register the 3 wives I already have, which will certainly remove the Centrelink benefits they already get as "single mothers" in exchange for a much smaller family tax benefit?
>Wtf I love gays now
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>I'd better support sharia law now, because if I don't there might be sharia law later!
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>>77591202
no one said anything about being able to legally register your multiple wives idiot, get your head out of your fantasy argument, but I'll play along.
>being able to legally register one of the tenets of Sharia with a yes vote
>a no vote is a vote for sharia
try again faggot
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FUCK ROZ WARD AND FUCK GAY PEOPLE!
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So it looks like Carlton will finish last again. You would think if the Blues have another bottom 4 season next year, the pressure will be right
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>>77591223
>like I told you before voting yes for SSM furthers the mudslime agenda as they can shift the focus to "different marriage arrangements in a post same sex marriage society" i.e. polygamy and their many mudshit wives not only pumping out mudshit babies but collecting multiple payments from centrelink.
>different marriage arrangements
>i.e. polygamy
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>>77591242
kek

>muh based Bolts
>>
always knew /pol/tists and muzzies were exactly the same tbqh
>>
>>77591242
on Bolton
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I would imagine with the number of homophobic ethnics in Western Sydney as well as the normal straight people of rural Australia, they will outvote the libcucks of Victoria
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Another test?!? That's 3 from 4! Wow I feel like a mouse being toyed with by a cat. Boy is my face red!
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>>77591255
>promoting polygamy as being acceptable =/= it's legally recognised and registered and thus mudshits lose money
no wonder you're too thick to understand what I'm saying you actually think a yes vote is a good thing lmao
>>
basedbane tbqh
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BASEDBANE
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>>77591177
VOTE

YES
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>full cup of beer thrown at Toby Greene's head last night
KEK what a legend
>>
Just got back from snorkelling the great barrier reef lads, it's shit. Had a quick Ménage à trois on the jet back to the estate and thought I'd check in with you lads and see what's up. I sure hope that imposter isn't still pedalling his bullshit here pretending to be me.
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>>77591283
>different marriage arrangements
>marriage
>not registered
you are fucking retarded, ahmed
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>>77591306
>le swedish flag gimmick
>>
>Gold Coast getting a new coach
>Ablett being a drama queen all year
Pretty much locked in that Ablett is off to Geelong now. A new coach won't put up with that shit.
>>
Go dons
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>AFL

https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PL88F439FF3F860813&v=syNvJhwKGY4
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>>77591335
>I know new coaches, they're all the same
>>
Fuck I hope Essendon win the flag and Jobe gets best on, would be perfect
>>
>>77591341
When a coach comes in they want to show their authority. Kicking Ablett is an extremely easy way of doing that.

Gone.
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Rev up your >essenshit, lads
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>>77591317
so you're telling me that all of these "married" mudshit men are declaring ALL their wives
wew lad
>still with the ahmed insult because nothing of value to offer
sad
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>>77591335
Ablett will retire
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>>77591318
YES
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>>77591346
he is not even best 22 anymore
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>>77591317
you are dumb as fuck mate, PROMOTING different marriage arrangements doesn't mean that these ""people"" are actually going to register their polygamous relationships they just want it to be more socially acceptable when they get caught and plead "so sorry, no english did not know was bad" while fucking me out of tax dollars. I mean honestly of all the edgy troll gambits to play you play one about mudslimes? Sad.
>>
>>77591354
>when you use the player to promote but you don't let him play due to racism

What is this next level game the swans are playing?
>>
How was not a trip?

He had his arms pinned, locked his legs over the black guy's legs and then shifted his weight forward so they both fell.
>>
>Punches the ball to the player
>Doesn't go for a contested mark

PLEB
>>
Gee that's a shit call.
>>
UMPBALL
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>the intevitable muh test
Nothing revolts me more
>>
Fuck everyone, every single one of you faggots. I don't care if you're a white cunt, a nigger, a spec, a gook. Fuck all of you, I hope you suffer for the rest of your life, and I hope you die in the most excruciating way possible, you little queer faggot fuck.
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>>77591348
>kicking a guy out who is openly known to want out
wew you sure showed him new coach
>>
Reminder that when Jake Lever inevitably leaves Adelaide, he will be exposed as only a decent third tall defender.
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>22.10
damn, Lions got some scoring power
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>>77591340
>not watching afl
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Whats he up to?
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>>77591419
>If you don't want to be here, get out
Kicking Ablett sends a message. Of course, he's bargaining that half the gold coast side doesn't want to leave.
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>>77591454
failing drug tests in prison

http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/ben-cousins-fails-drug-test-in-perth-prison-reports-say-20170810-gxtvlm.html
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>>77591460
I understand the message the new coach would be trying to send but it wouldn't matter with Ablett, probably the GOAT ever who has wanted to leave forever and you think booting him (with no recompense for the Suns) will do anything. I just think trying to make a point over Ablett would be a non-issue for the coach. He should be trying to engage Ablett to keep him and give him free reign to go and do whatever he wants on the field and coach the mids group if anything
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>>77591475
no need >we'll fold any time
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>>77591454
Being unfairly held captive in a prison because dumb as fuck brainlets think that meth is bad and that they're helping him.
>>
>free kick west coast
I see how it's gonna be
>>
Why can't I watch the afl on that plus7 shit online?
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>>77591502
that's not why he's in prison
>>
>>77591502
>meth using pleb who hasn't looked at the hard neuroscience thinks meth is ""good""
always makes me laugh
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>>77591509
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>>77591517
Don't drink water bro, 100% of people who drink water die!
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>>77591509
Because it's all tied to the AFL (((Telstra))) app
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>>77591516
Correct. If they sent everyone who used meth into prison they might as well build a gaol fence around Perth.
>>
Gee what a surprise, Lever fucks a one on one. He is the Josh Gibson of this generation.
>>
>>77591517
>inb4 real meth just hasn't been tried yet
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>>77591528
not an argument
>>
>iggs
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>>77591523
>>77591529
So fucking stupid. I could move like 10 metres to the lounge room and watch it for free, but if I want to do it in my room i can't

Like you show the same fucking ads too
>>
how is mckenna so based?
>>
>handballing that
You fucking idiot.
>>
>>77591528
You arr even dumber than the sharia-pushing muzzie itt
>>
Think the crows will fuck up?
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>>77591550
Telstra pay $$$ to get the online rights. Would be worth less if channel 7 could show it online, and I doubt 7 would pay extra for being able to show it on their 7mate crap.
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>>77591562
it wouldn't have been a bad handball if he hadn't fucked it up entirely, but he did so it was shit
>>
Which game should I watch lads
>>
>tfw you support the most Alpha club in the competition.
>>
>>77591575
Whatever gets you to stop tripping.
>>
>essenshit
The choice of olive and brown subhumans
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>>77591583
>LE FUG LE DRIB FAGS
You need to read this.
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>>77591583
I bet I have talked more about football than you ITT
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>>77591578
>Sultana size testicles
>Alpha
Sorry, mate, but it doesn't work like that.
>>
>>77591595
>>77591598

Damn that's some nice narcissism right there.
>>
>>77591570
could easily

implying it still mattters

just gotta stay injury free
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>>77591602
I don't understand. Who's testicles are small here?
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CARN BLOOS
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>>77591612
Suggest you google narcissism so you can learn what it actually means.
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>>77591624
Suggest you look up the side effects of PEDs.
>>
>>77591618
Well the main thing that will define the finals will be the game next week, so I guess a loss here doesn't matter too much.
>>
got a hemorrhoid lads
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>>77591572
It's silly for the AFL to restrict access to their product most people get for free behind a paywall though

I would watch way more games if they didn't
>>
McGrath confirmed worst #1 pick
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>>77591662
Nah would belong to McCartin thus far
>>
>>77591662
from one mis-kick?
>>
>>77591644
Interesting, you do realize that PED is not an acronym for 'steroid' yes?
>>
>>77591634
>A disorder in which a person has an inflated sense of self-importance

It makes sense with your record of posting
>>
>>77591662
McGrath is rising star you plebeian
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>>77591682
Two
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>>77591686
>PED is not an acronym for 'steroid'
It is.
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>>77591695
It's going to be Burton you clueless mongoloid.
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>>77591705
Fucking idiot. Please do at least 1 minute of research before trying to argue with me next time.
>>
>>77591731
Brett Burton is retired m8
>>
>>77591595
>Reality Check literally lives by what some underage Swede on /v/ made
Holy shit
>>
>>77591570
If they don't shape up right now they could.
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>>77591595
>unironically posting little bitch aka quinten pictures
Holy shit you just keep sinking lower and lower.
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>>77591748
>yuh agree with it so u must live by it
Try and refute what is written in the comic.
>>
>>77591738
PED
Acronym Definition
PED Performance Enhancing Drug

What does PED's stand for?
Medical Definition of PED. : a performance enhancing drug : a substance (such as an anabolic steroid or human growth hormone) that is used illicitly especially to improve athletic performance.

>steroid
>steroid
>steroid
Anything else?
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>Pooart
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F
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lmao Hardwick bitching about the free kick count what a mental midget
>>
Holy fuck Darcy is a retard
>the guy playing footy loves footy, so I love him
>>
>essenshit
>>
Based Eddie.
>>
>>77591826
Darcy and his giant widow's peak are pure garbage. I audibly laughed when they were putting on the all stars press conference and Carey said that if it was up to him Darcy wouldn't be captain
>>
>Eddie gets praised as a genius
That was a throw. If that 'tap' went to another player it'd be called a throw, so I don't see why it wasn't since the ball went to himself.
>>
>>77591848
kek
>>
This commentary is fucking horrendous
>>
Laird and Lever have both been very poor
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>>77591193
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reminder that Stavros is 1/4 this round
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>>77591861
Seriously, why do you trip? You aren't an interesting personality at all. You're just a first or second year kid from Canberra and all you post is mundane shit like this.
>>
>>77591884
>inb4 tests and history revisionism
>>
>>77591885
Like all tripfags, they do it for attention because they're used to people sucking their dicks on other websites. Ignore them.
>>
Wil the all-stars game be the only thing on during the weekend?
>>
>>77591885
Because my opinion on football is largely superior to everyone else, and so that when I make predictions I can be held accountable for them. It's funny how upset you are, did I lay a truthbomb on your favourite player?
>>
E S S E N _ _ _ _
>>
Reminder the Bombers should have been stripped of their license.
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>>77591768
....are you fucking serious? Read the post you just wrote then answer your own question.
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Fucking hell Lynch how the hell do you fuck that up?
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>>77591942
GREAT post
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>>77591926
>uh oh looks like I need to concoct a modicum of personality for muh tripcred
You'll never be as relevant as based RC. Just quit.
>>
>replying to tripfags
>>
>>77591961
Trip on you dumb swarthy poof
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>>77591961
Hahahaha you pathetic cunt, put your trip on.
>>
>>77591273

How did melbourne become the home of faggots in Australia? Mardi Gras is the gayest thing in the southern hemisphere, fuck i hate sydnry.
Also all of our non- white immigtants are from china or india, two countries that outlaw fags, or some muslim shithole.

The left is going to rue the day they encouraged immigration from countries that hate women, fags, drugs, alcohol and sjws.
>>
Fucking hell bloos, get it together
>>
Reminder that I'm a lot more successful than Reality Check could ever dream of becoming, but I don't think this is particularly the place to discuss it. Perhaps over olives and a glass of Txakoli. I know a great place, very secluded.
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>>77592030

Melbourne is constantly overshadowed by Sydney, in terms of location, weather and natural ability in citizens

This has caused generations of "pea cocking". Lots of Tumblr whores live in Melbourne, lots of alternative scenes, art fags, actual fags, "trendy" culture, lack of beaches, poor weather which means women can't get their gear off and men would rather go to Bondi/Manly or to the Gold Coast for women. Melbourne was doomed from the start
>>
Just make the finals between the top 6, everyone below Port are utter garbage
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Made too many contrarian tips today, rank pummeled down insane.
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>>77592089
>Hunble
Retard.
>>
>>77592138
Looks like you fell for the test
>>
>passing on the siren

carlton?
>>
>>77592192
>players have an internal clock and know when the siren will sound

idiot?
>>
>>77591928
I'd like to buy a vowel
>>
>>77592217
>what are runners
>what is the scoreboard
>>
>I still call Australia Hom-ophobic

OMG he's done it again! Tim Minchin is a National Treasure! How will libs ever recover from this skewering?
>>
>>77592246
>runners are accurate to the second
>he thinks the scoreboard counts down like on the television!
oh sweetie..
>>
>>77592246
Literally only the MCG displays the time remaining
>>
>>77592246
scoreboards count up at the ground dingus
>>
>>77592260
>>77592267
>>77592277
>it shows over 30 minutes on the scoreboard

Yeah better pass, that runner who said there was like a few minutes left a few minutes ago was probably wrong too
>>
>>77592277
MCG has a countdown on the gates though
>>
>>77592217
>>77592246
>>77592260
>>77592277
>What is Tissot
Watch the game next time.
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>>77592258
well...he got you triggered....
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>>77592304
>damage control
give it up mate
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>>77592310
Fuck up you degenerate pole smoking wog cunt.
>>
>>77592304
like I said
>players know to the second the quarters
>players are looking at the scoreboard during the play

>>77592309
>players are looking at the signage on the ground

lmao, sad samefag
>>
>>77592310
hah h-he sure showed us, r-right?
>>
>>77592325
They literally cover 3/4 of the ground.
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>>77592304
>>77592307
>(You)
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>>77592341
>calls others below intelligence
>posts anime
>>
>>77592334
>3/4 of the ground that players are on will display information to the accurate second to help influence play
and yet there have been so many games swung in the last 1 or 2 minutes this year despite this information?
lmao give it up.

>>77592350
>changing the subject after getting BTFO
figures.
>>
>>77592320
>reee

>>77592330
I don't know you tell me
>>
Imagine thinking this """""team""""" would make finals
>>
>>77592309
Tissot is a watch brand mate
>>
>>77592311
it's not damage control when i'm not wrong

>>77592325
you don't need to know the clock to the second to know it's very late in the quarter, and to play accordingly

And players always look at the scoreboard, how the fuck do you think they know the score if they don't? You think the fucking count it themselves?

Also, he had a fucking set shot, it's not during play.
>>
That car company really needs to find a different song than "Go Your Own Way", swear I've heard that song for 4+ years now
>>
please Stavros, this shit is just left-wing undergrad revue tier tripe. Says literally nothing beyond what Minchin's fans will agree with and is basely condescending to the rest (aka the majority) of the population.
>>
>>77592383
>you don't need to look at the clock (which is my whole argument) to know it's very late in the quarter
>i'm not wrong srs guys
I'm literally not even watching the game and making you this mad, sad cunt.
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some memes write themselves
>>
Uh oh.
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>>77592416
based Wabeezy
you are tall cunt I saw you on Thursday
>>
>>77592372
Yes. They sponsor the countdown advertisement that appears around the ground and counts down the amount of game time left.
>>
>actually address the issue of fag marriage
>objectively more than the ALP ever did on the issue
>REEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKEN HOMOPHOBES IT'S 2017
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>>77592430
only at the MCG you illiterate tard
>>
>essendon fans
>>
holy kek the essendon cheer squad is full of bydlo
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>>77592403
>majority
the polls would suggest otherwise.

Also you're planning on trying to deny a minority basic human rights. And you're worried about some bonglandboo hipster being condescending.
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KEK PLEASE tell me someone got that wog in the Essendon gear. Must have been RC
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Get a load of those seething wogs and lebs lmao
>essenshit
>>
God I wish I was streaming this so I could have screencapped that.
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>>77592458
(((Polls))) suggested Hilldog would walk it in.
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>>77592463
none of them were wogs or lebs. they were all scabs and drongos you chink
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>>77592408
Hut you literally don't need to have a coutdown to know how late in a quarter it is

Hence why I said the scoreboard. Hence why i mentioned runners. I haven't even mentioned a players internal clock. Like, it's basically impossible to not know that it's late in a quarter. And even if one dude doesn't know, there's fucking 20+ other people around who should tell him that it's late and to take the shot
>>
comeback is on m8s
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>>77592480
Should have gone to Specsavers, my non-white friend
>>
Once again the Essendon Dolma starts punching WAY above his intellectual weight. Please point out a single homophobic slur I used. Point out what clicked in your """mind""" to think I am against gay marriage? I'm against smug cunts with overblown opinions of themselves and very questionable talent, nothing more.
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>>77592488
>pahtetic phoneposter moving the goal posts of the argument
checks out
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>>77592475
Actually they didn't, if you had an empirical model to work off.
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>>77592519
>What is fivethirtyeight
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>>77592519
>Reality Copper
>>
How do we solve the TQ?
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Based Cameron, wish I could kick like that without a shoe
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>>77592524
>Nate Silver is not a hack
This some kind of assault on my sides? Also I believe his poll gave Trump a 40% chance before the election, which is not a walk in for Hillary.
>>
/crows/ stream dead, might as well neck myself now
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See how Adelaide rushed that play so it could be marked before the siren went? It's because the players know how much time is left.
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>>77592565
His model gave him the most chance out of them all, like the New York Times and Huffington Post (which gave Hilary a 98.7% chance of winning). I'm not sure what you're getting at here, the polls thought Trump would lose Wisconsin and Michigan by around 5.8 points.
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>>77592545
You have to kill the telkine then Typhon in act 3, then go to Hades and kill Charon, undead Typhon and Hades in act 4
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>>77592565
t. retard
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>>77592595
Yeah I'm sure the NYT and HP have very credible models. Also Real Clear Politics I believe had Trump within a shot in Wisconsin. Michigan was a big outlier but that was seen in the Democratic primaries too. My point is that the polling for gay marriage is more than likely accurate.
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>clock fag is still going
>>
Stavros has mentioned "his sides" about 20 times in 24 hours, him saying that you are making him laugh is clearly is newly devised damage control. Rest assured he is seething like a moussaka straight from the oven.
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>>77592654
Your "point" is that the (((polls))) that agree with your feelings must be right and the most recent high profile example of (((polling))) getting it wrong doesn't count because you say it doesn't.
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>>77592514
My argument was always that it was a shit look for the club for the dude to not take the set shot given how late it was in the quarter, which one person thought was silly because apparently players can't tell the time.

I mentioned a few of the waysa single player can tell the time more specifically, but a few people seemed to take exception to me mentioning the scoreboard, erroneously presuming that I think the scoreboard at the ground count down. I have learned that the MCG scoreboard does count down though, which is slightly interesting

And now I'm moving the goalposts by mentioning more ways a player can know it's really late in the quarter? Is it moving goalposts to provide more support for my argument that the pass was bad? Like there's 30 people around who can get word to the one dude with the ball that he should shoot? I'm confused
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>>77592654
>I believe had Trump within a shot in Wisconsin.
My sides. You clearly have no idea and should just stop embarrassing yourself.
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>>77592630
Objectively the polls gave Trump a higher shot, only a day earlier he was into 34%, but the polls get shuffled around and recalibrated based on dickheads who think they know more than they do. Check the Romney/Obama election and you'll find it was exactly the same.
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>>77592654
Forgot link
https://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/wi/wisconsin_trump_vs_clinton-5659.html
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Up the fucking bloos
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>>77592669
Nomming him
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>>77592703
It really is terribly pathetic that you keep up this statgod narrative when you can't even compare two numbers and determine which is larger.
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>>77592750
kys
>>
>>77592744
CARN DA FUCKING BLOOS
>>
what was the point of a staged celebration of a drug cheat?
>>
>>77592682
Well they didn't get it wrong, most people did prefer Clinton over Trump, but not where it mattered and it didn't take into account voters who would opt for voting others. This is an entirely different scenario because people are voting on whether something physically changes or not, instead of which jew they're putting in power next.
>>
I would honestly prefer Toby Greene to win a premiership than Jab Fatshit
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>>77592688
>phoneposting this hard
damn son

btw sweetie "the pass was bad" is your opinion not an evident fact as I can tell you are not an AFL player, nor have ever been a serious athlete. The fact you have become so hell-bent on proving your opinion as "fact" this hard shows you don't have the mental fortitude to have ever been in even semi-serious competitive sport. You even owned up to the fact you had no idea how scoreboards work, and are STILL harping on that there are "30 guys who can tell them the time". Get this through your thick head; the players know there is no much time left but they are drilled to make good, team decisions. The pass to a player with a better/longer/more accurate kick was a good decision regardless of time left. Now take your zoloft and go to bed.

>>77592750
+1
>>
UP DA FUCKING BLOOS
>>
UP
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>>77592713
hmm it appears my memory failed me on this occasion. Of course I'm probably getting confused with my own model which gave him a far better chance in these states than this garbage.

>>77592755
Larger? Yes. But is 28.5% really considered a 'walk in'? If you think this is the case then you are seriously fucking stupid and should probably never gamble.
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GET UP YOU FUCKIN BLOOS
>>
fuck this fucking game not this fucking shit again FUCK OFF CARLTON THIS IS BULLSHIT, THIS FUCKING UMPIRING IS BULLSHIT, WHAT THE FUCK? WHY IS THIS HAPPENING

NOT AGAIN FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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>>77592789
I'm sure Jobe has the same petty grudges towards yourself.
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>>77592863
oh shit Perth chink is going to fucking explode
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How weird, it says someone replied but I can't see the post.
Oh well, was probably just some non-white defending a drug cheat
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>Carlton's best quarter of the YEAR comes against the flat trackers on their flat track
get that noose ready PerthGook
>>
>boooooooooooo
Also, incoming draw.
>>
>>77592926
>>77592904
piss off you motherfuckers we aren't going to lose to fucking poos despite this shit umpiring fuck u motherfucker
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>>77592863
>blaming the umps for carlton's best quarter on your home deck
honestly, kill yourself you worthless chink
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>that tackle
is now a free kick
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>they actually conceded 6 goals in a quarter against a team that doesn't have a forward line
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>that free kick
game is turning into a joke
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yo WABA get your fans in line mate
this shit >>77592974 is not on. tards should be in bed by now
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>another SEETHING wog on the sideline in essenshit gear
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>Scores are level
What? Iggles were flogging them.
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>>77593015
He won't be the only one seething when this turns into cross country basketball mate.
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yo WABA it's Myer guy here, you wanna get on the piss and punch cones after the game? I got half a bottle of jacks left and can drive you bring the weed
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What free kick did I miss? Watching the other game.
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>77592983
>he stammers, sweating relief as attention is drawn away from his complete inability to deduce what number is bigger.
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>>77593046
Ball was going into the Essendon forward line when a crows player got it.
Essendon player wrapped him up in a tackle and the ball spilled free and then continued on with the tackle, smacking the back of the Crow's player's skull into the turf. The ball that had spilled free was picked up by Essendon darkness who played on and kicked a goal.

The ball was called back because of the Adelaide free kick, they went down the other end and kicked a goal. Now instead of being a 8 point game Adelaide are going to win by 30 points.
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>>77593056
>MUH BIG NUMBERS
I get it, you're an idiot. We've already had this discussion.

>>77593046
You have to watch it to understand how inane it was. If I describe it I'm only going to sound biased.
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>>77592822
I don't know man, the pass being bad is kind of evidenced by the siren sounding during the flight of the ball, as opposed to getting a score on the scoreboard, or at least attempting to get one. That the pass being bad looks bad on the club is more my argument, which is definitely more opinion than fact, but I think I back it up pretty well given how available information is for the players on the amount of time left in the quarter

I definitely haven't shown I have no idea how scoreboards work though, and yes, there are a lot of people who can figure out it's very late in a quarter.

>the players know there is no much time left

But apparently this is incorrect, according to much of the responses I've had this thread

>The pass to a player with a better/longer/more accurate kick was a good decision regardless of time left

Now that's definitely incorrect, and is proven by the play. An attempt at a score would've been better than a pass, because the pass ran out the time, preventing the team from getting points, and an attempt at scoring could've got them points. I don't understand your logic, anon
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>>77593134
>he's still going
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>>77593190
Unlike the clock, which stopped after the siren, and that indicated the pass was a bad play?
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>>77593134
the fact you thought typing all of this out was a good idea proves how much of a faggot you are, fuckin hell mate.
>>
McGovern looks like a mong
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>>77593134
>>77593210
SEETHING
>>
clearly the pass on the siren was a masterstroke of brinkmanship considering the outcome.
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>>77593219
I mean, you're very much presuming my thoughts on posting on 4chan a bit there anon. It's not that much longer than the post I replied to, just with a bit of formatting. The quotes do make the length seem a lot longer though, I'll give you that
>>
Ahahaha that dickhead got smashed in the face lmao
>>
Who are the commentators in the WCE CARL game?
>>
>>77593286
>Vietnam

The fuck are you trying to run from m8
>>
>>77593246
I don't understand what part of my posts you'd consider angry anon. This one >>77593210 especially shows at least a tiny bit of humour on my part, don't you think?
>>
WE'RE THE PRIDE OF SOUTH AUSTRALIA
WE'RE THE MIGHT ADELAIDE CROWS
WE HATE WOGS AND MOUSSAKA
AND FUCK UP DAGOS
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>>77593210
your assumption here is again wrong and proves you aren't even reading what's going on.
good decisions and team play are good irrespective of the clock and you trying to shoehorn the fact the siren went which "makes it a bad play" continuously into your argument proves you know nothing.

I'm sure you'll write a lengthy reply that sounds calm to mask your underlying butthurt that I won't read, have at it.

btw put your trip on wog.
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>>77593302
maybe he's running towards cheap 14 year old sluts mate. more believable that anything RC has written
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e a s y
a
s
y

never in doubt
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>>77593302
Adam Papalia (host)
Dermett Brereton
Matthew Pavlich
Ben Dixon (sideline)
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>>77593334
>Locking in a final against either Geelong or Sydney
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>>77593302

Holiday. I'm trying to listen to the stream in the hotel room but the wifi is shit
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>>77593369
Who else is in your hotel room?
>>
>>77593306
autistic humour
>>
>>77593306
>admits to samefagging
sad
>>
>>77593366
please, >we'll choke hard, why is anyone expecting otherwise? Added bonus that >we're RC's tip for the hip, compare to 2016 GWS for simulations
>>
>>77593369
HANOI
A
N
O
I
>>
SHUT THE FUCK UP CLOCK FAG
SHUT THE FUCK UP GUY REPLYING TO CLOCK FAG
I SWEAR IF IGGS LOSE THIS I'M GONNA DRIVE MY CAMRY RIGHT INTO A FUCKING LIGHTPOLE ON MANNING ROAD
>>
>1.4
Iggies are gonna choke.
>>
u motherfucking carlton retards poo supporters are going to lose like u should, fking idiots
>>
I know the qt physio/runner for Iggs AMA
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>>77593521
>Killing yourself over footy
Idiot
>>
>>77593314
I've been forthright in my opinions all year and quite clearly I've been watching the Essendon game so have no fucking idea what you're talking about.

Seems to me I'm occupying so much space in your head that you associate anything conflicting with your point of view as being associated with me. I'm not surprised, you sound like an idiot I've schooled on more than one occasion.
>>
>>77593557
>perthchink comes out from under the fridge after 2 quick goals
so predictable
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>>77593623
casual detected
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>>77593670
But you're still alive and kicking too m8
>>
>all this celebration over beating Carlscum at home
lmao Iggs are gonna be a 10-16th side for the next 4 years
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>>77593729
>not good enough to make finals
>not shit enough to get high draft picks
gg iggs fans
>>
>>77593357

Thank you!
>>
>>77593314
>good decisions and team play are good irrespective of the clock

But how can that be when there's only so much time available to score. The objective of the game is to score more points than your opponents, and if you have 1 second left in the final quarter, the scores are tied, and you've marked 50 metres out, a passing kick to a teammate can never be the good play when that effectively denies you the only ability left to score points. Team play is doing what's best for the team, and what's best for the team in that situation is to go for points, because that's the only way you can win. I don't see how you can deny that.

The siren sounding does prove it was a bad play, when the other play would've been better for the team, no?
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Come on bloos
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>>77593743
>he's still at it
You are STILL missing the point. You are factoring in decision making retroactively AFTER the siren has gone. How fucking hard is that to understand?
jesus christ man.
>>
5/6 here lads, looking forward to this turning into a very average 5/9 tomorrow.

dees
hawks
pies
>>
>>77593409
I mean, it wasn't meant to be hilarious, but I had a wry little smile on my face typing it. There's no need for name calling

>>77593441
I mean, both those posts are mine, as was correctly identified by the person that post was responding to. It hasn't been too difficult to follow this clock conversation, has it?
>>
>>77593787
Saints will win lid
>>
>daniher is going to be cucked out of a coleman by a guy who missed 5 games
kek
>>
>>77593743
>and if you have 1 second left in the final quarter, the scores are tied
but how do you know there is exactly 1 second left
fuck off mate how retarded can you be to press a point this much
>>
>>77593743
>>77593806
trip on wog
>>
>>77593809

I was implying that, I thought. Actually posting my tips from Thursday at the pub with no tests
>>
>>77593743
>let me paint you a picture that fits my argument exactly and you try to refute it
you are a fucking idiot honestly, probably a tripfag loving the attention with his trip off
>>
+1 to the clock fag nom for autist team, his posting style is that of a very smug faggot who wouldn't dare talk this shit in the pub for fear of being dusted
>>
>>77594013
>autist team
kys
>>
>>77594055
>hating based Autism Team
you must hate fun lad, sad you didn't make the team?
>>
>>77593810
>Cucked
It's not really though.
Kennedy is averaging 4 goals a game. Danniher isn't even at 3.

The only person who could be cucked is Kennedy, since he obviously should win it.
>>
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>>77594098
Hi Team Autist!. Please point out the fun; where's the humour for you? Inb4 >you are le nommed XDXDXD

Bikecunt was literally the only funny one last year, but that was already funny, Team Autist Autist just co-opts other people's jokes and banter and put his name on it in an effort to make himself a pseudotrip who I can't filter. I will always be against the redditfication of this place and the desire to make permanent what was intrinsically designed to the impermanent.
>>
Sorry it's been a long time coming, I know you all have been waiting for it

>>77593786
That's not the point I'm making though. Literally the only think I'm using the siren for is to prove I'm right that the pass was wrong. Like there are very few situations in AFL where you can objectively say whether something was a correct or incorrect play, at least depending on how you think about one's ability to impact the future. By passing, he eliminated every single possible chance they had to score in the amount of time left in the quarter. It was an objectively bad play, analysed after the fact.

My entire assumption was that he shouldn't have been put into that position where he makes an objectively bad play, because

a) he should realise it's very late in the quarter
b) if he doesn't realise, he can look at the scoreboard and see it's very late in the quarter
c) his teammates should be telling him it's late in the quarter
d) the runners should be telling him it's late in the quarter

Hence why my original post >>77592192, was simply an observation of what happened, followed by a

>Carlton?

I was merely questioning how the entire team had failed the guy who had passed the ball on the siren. I mean, there have been countless situations where players have been told to go back and take a shot because it's late in the quarter and the siren could go at any second. He should know it's late, and if he doesn't he should look at the scoreboard, and if he doesn't do that, he should be told by his teammates, and if they don't know, he should be told by a runner. To prevent him from making what could potentially be an objectively bad play, and said play is proven to be objectiely bad after the fact by the siren going

>>77593812
Don't need to know it's 1 second left to know there's little time. And if there's little time, you take the shot

>>77593896
I mean, it is almost the exact situation we're talking about, just not the 4th quarter
>>
>>77594253
t. bikecunt
>>
>>77594253
>I can't filter someone wahhh
>my experience is diminished wahhh
poothetic
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>>77594295
>implying anyone is going to read this drivel
>>
>>77594295
trip on wog
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>>77594313
this makes no sense, read what I wrote and try again

>>77594336
trip on
>>
>>77594371
I feel like the formatting makes it look a lot longer than it actually is. Like trimming the shrubs so the tree looks bigger. It's a bit repetitive too, but I feel like I have to repeat some things because they seem to be being misinterpreted
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>>77594295
>someone actually spent this much time writing a post over a non-event in a game no-one cares about this round
wew
>>
>>77594418
t. Bikecunt
>>
>>77594424
LITERALLY SEETHING
>>
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>>77594494
again, the only way this works in this context is if you're too fresh to know who bikecunt is. No doubt I'm talking to an antisocial alcoholic reacting to the sparks going off in his peripheral vision.
>>
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Can't complain lads.
>>
>>77594470
Eh, it didn't take that much time to type, and I'm just putting off making some soup to have before I feel like sleeping

Also
>a watermarked.gif
why?

>>77594529
I still don't understand what makes you think I'm really annoyed about all this
>>
kek Worst Coast literally won't make the 8.
>>
>>77594611
t. bikecunt
>>
>>77594655
no one cares about your "life" mate
soup is for poofs btw
>>
>>77594655
ABSOLUTELY FURIOUS
>>
>>77594611
>fresh
t. nrlel
>>
>>77594737
>thinking /nrl/ has come up with anything original
try drinking water instead of your own piss from time to time
>>
>>77594761
drinking piss is a staple of nrl bikecunt you got your wires crossed
>>
>>77594720
I could grill some burgers I got the other day from aldi instead, or have on of their frozen pizzas cause I'm lazy and don't feel like grilling burgers. Hence why I originally said soup, but just now remembered pizza

>>77594729
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry
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Me seeing a photographer on the boundary using a Nikon
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>>77594804
>shopping at aldi
lmao he gets sadder by the post


>>77594835
was this photographer noticeably obese?
>>
>>77594867
I go there mainly for that laundry detergent, that apparently is like the best shit you can buy and is really cheap. I don't know if it's actually the best shit you can buy, but it does seem to work and is cheap. If I'm at the shopping centre they're in though, I will occasionally just go in and browse the weird shit they have in the middle of the store, or buy like random snacks and shit

My regular shop is woolies though. I can just walk there if I'm not doing a big shop
>>
>>77594963
trip on wog
>>
>>77594835
What's wrong with a cheeky Nikon? D3300 is a fine camera for trips m8
>>
>>77594963
>wogality check, with his trip off, is trying to craft a "salt of the earth aussie battla" narrative
sad
>>
>>77593314
>>77593827
>>77594399
>>77594978
>>77595033
I have to admit I was nonplussed by all these posts until the last one. You have me confused with someone else.

I'm definitely not trying to craft a "salt of the earth aussie battla" narrative though... I mean I think I could do a lot better job if I was. Like there's been no mention of alcohol until now, and I've typed far too much and for far too long for that kind of narrative to get any sort of foothold in this thread
>>
>>77595228
protip: Your innate ability to roll dolmades can be transferred to rolling White Ox darbs.
>>
>>77595418
I get the feeling you didn't believe me when I said you're confusing me with something else. Should I like take a picture of my eyes or something that will prove I'm not this wog guy you think I am?
>>
>>77595228
trip on wog
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>>77592132
>mfw got 9/9 last week and currently 6/6
>>
is tex walker the retard you ironically invite to parties?
>>
>>77598626
get some sleep Jobe.
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