Official NRL Saturday Thread

Poogans
Poobourne
Poothers

Lads

Poogons
Poosters
Poothers

Hope the Poosters murder the Storm so they're vulnerable for GOATcastle next week

>>77589420
Me too fellow GOATcastle lifelong customer

TYBJ

>>77589442
(You) are NOT a lifelong customer. Stop bandwagoning.

Just put poo at the start of a word to try to fit in lads

This thread is now property of LawGOD.

>>77589512
Hey it doesn't matter if I've been a lifelong customer one week or two I'm STILL a lifelong customer stop bullying ME

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Lmao walkcunt reporting every post of a picture of him

You can't escape this cunt

reality cunt on aborted narrative watch.

>>77589549
(You) are a filthy, bandwagoning, TWOWEEK customer.

BASED FOXTEL

Unironically forgot a game was on lads

Can someone hype this game for me, kinda bored and could be watching unforgiven instead

>>77589679
Understandable mate, not much can compare to GOATcastle + BroncGODs double header

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There is no leaving walkcunt

Report all you want

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Off the bottom of the ladder, lads

Whats the point of the bunker when they keep getting it wrong?

Not as bad as the off the ground offload last night.

>>77589830
to flog KFC

How was that not a strip on dugan? What fucking planet are these refs on?

>>77589830
The biggest advantage of the bunker was being able to instantly intervene in penalties and other full retard things during play but that got removed because people whined about it

>>77589865
Hand was both on the ball and there was a clear cut pulling motion.

I just dont get it, i refuse to believe punters dont influence refs.

>>77589882

All seaaon they have made some dud fucking calls in every game. They need to be accountable for their shit calls.

>>77589830
the bunker is a purely reactionary solution to a fundamental problem with the game - shit reffing decsions

insteading getting better refs, they pours 3m into setting up the bunker, and 2m p/a to run it

I remember one of you cunts told me the bunker was great because it cut decision making time by 13%

-13% for 2m a year lmao

>>77589945
>cut decision making time by 13%
Wut.
It slows down the game and makes it boring as fuck

>exciting try happens
>crowd on their feet
>roars and crowd going off
>lets go to the bunker

Nah it's shit. Get all female refs and the game would improve 87%

Bout to do a shit, finish my rumbo and head to the local grand final

Penalty not a knock on.. fmd

You can delete me on Snapchat walkcunt but you can't delete all the photos of you on my hard drive.

Heard that Sean Royce, the promising Canberra Raiders junior, crippled himself in a training incident, lads.

Raiders on suicide watch

How is everybody passing the time until the Roosters game?

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>>77590266

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>>77590391
delete yours m80

>>77590424
Been hitting the rumbos and for a moment thought somebody else was at the game

Ilfracombe scored a try after half time but fucked the conversion, score us 12-4

C'mon poosters

>It's a Poorm come out and play like retards episode

My fav tbqh

Just remembered NRL is a sport ladies

Things are about to get wetter than your mum when she thinks of me ladies

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>poorm taking the poo

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Hmm

>Taking the two when your opponent was just giving a warning

Why are sydney teams so grubby ladies?

>penalized for a "lifting" tackle
It wasn't dangerous, fuck off

This game is LITERALLY refball. Play is getting interrupted every fucking tackle.
Imagine paying to see this shit poort.

>all this refball

Up the devils and down the rumbos
Getting a bit blitzed at this stage tbqh lads but Winton came through vs Ilfracombe

>>77590817
No idea who the fuck they are m80 but I hope you had fun.

Disgusting Poosters refball lads

LawGOD here, having a quiet Saturday in, msged a few girls on tinder but none of them replied. I even told them my friends call me LawGOD but they didn't seem to care.

Go BASED Melbourne

cancelled my ps plus subscription lads

Ferguson just had potato famine flashbacks

>>77590831
Kys cunt.

>>77590831
Based LawGOD, owner of this thread.

>>77590853
LawGOD laughs at your jealousy just like he is laughing at Poosters

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/59390250

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>melbcucks think they got a try

Poosters getting ridiculous refball

>Cameron Smith better at refereeing than the referees

>>77590880
I think the refing is just fucking extra shit tonight

on report fo shizzle

Don't know why anyone would watch a match with zero female officials.

The grub cunt literally lined him up. Replay shows him square up.

>>77590903
It's really hard, I feel sexist watching if I'm honest, but I'm donating 200 bucks of breast cancer and carrie bickmore's charity so I should be right.

>>77590905
Walkcunt

>>77590824
Western queensland m8
smashed some rums and watched some pretty decent footy, good stuff

>>77590915
Yes it's me.

Sean.

>>77590928
What

Royce

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>tfw you remember you aren't walkcunt

>>77590918
Most of my family are from Roma or Barcaldine. I'd love to live out there somewhere if it was possible to have a job.

>>77591002
I'm working at Winton at the dinosaur museum. Might be some construction gigs out here at the moment too, the Waltzing Matila centre is being rebuilt at the moment.

Why is Jason Taylor in the rooster's box?

what a madman

I'm losing my shit hahahaha

Always wondered whether you could legally hurdle people
Based Vunivalu

WalkBro are you coming to the Valley tonight?

Just learning from Billy

>>77591153
No.

>tfw Connor 'best on ground' Watson is coming to GOATcastle next year

Game of the year.

>>77591186
Walkcunt.

So the ref said the penalty was for high knees when Vunivalu tried to play leap the manlet, right? So technically it would be legal to superman over the opposition?

>>77590918
Sounds really good m8, wouldn't have minded having a couple of rums with ya if I was there

>>77591222
Possibly.

Thanks Sl8r

ROOSGODS

inb4 penalty storm

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I'm in love

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>trainer on field micromanging
Poorm CONFIRMED to lose.

Reminder that Vunivalu tried to jump over someone in an early round as well

>>77591299
This forced meme is a failure.

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Fuck sake

I should have bought 2 minute noodles BEFORE putting my entire neet money on poosters

Reminder that a no vote is a vote for sharia law

Reminder this was the WORST refed game of the round by far.

>poosters thought they were going to win

Cameron Smith is on the refs about that obstruction in the first half again

webm of vunivalu catching the ball and then trying to jump cunts when

>>77591397
Yeah I want to see it, was busy with everyones mum

At least I get to watch the cowcucks lose now

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>>77591153

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>>77591451
>prohibition
>prohibition only effected Western Australia
>club is is Brisbane
What a fucking shithole club

This game is boring going to play some WC3. LawGOD is out.

>>77591451
lol club promoters are fucking gay cunts

What happens when a team has nobody left on the bench and more players get injured

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>>77590437

>>77591622
>tfw this will result in vunivalu getting btfo by bellamy and not being a unique player anymore

Pretty sure Smith was asking the refs why you're not allowed to do it kek

>>77591526
Literally the only thing lower is 4chan janitors

devilish

>>77591697
Can't imagine why you're not allowed to dropkick players.

>>77591733
It's just a jump bro

>not taking the poo

Good signalling there from the BFT

poogan ded

>panthers were at good odds all week before all these injuries

Hmmm, what did the bookies mean by this?

>freddy with a JUST haircut

based JT

>tfw a 110+kg guy jukes and outruns you

>losing to a team with this many injuries

That's a big fat round face right there

>It's an (((insufficient evidence))) episode

Still at the pub, could go to bed pretty soon, getting a bit tired
Haven't caught much of the games on tv tonight, just got grub
Bit of drama, one of the belgians went a bit troppo working the dining room
Should turn in have work tomorrow

There is insufficient evidence that I have ever touched a girl

>Clear shot of the ball touching the ground
>Insufficient evidence

White oppression

>((()))

Cringe

>>77592249
You have. You touched a girls pussy when you were born

>>77592275
You can't prove that

>Cringe
((()))

was that a trip or high shot? didn't have sound on.

>>77592292
t. Never seen a woman give birth.

You 100% have touched a woman's pussy man.
Your gonna be okay :)

Oh shit. BFT is in this game

>poothers just started winning
Might start watching lads

Another try lost by selfishness

>>77592339
Excellent post
Reminder this is a TEAM poort

>not taking the poo will cost the cowboys the game

Fucking pooylan

*farts in your thread*

>gassed

>>77592381
>>77592385
UNAUSTRALIAN

If cowboys weren't full of cripples they'd be winning by 50

>>77592385
It keeps happening

>yfw commentators browse /nrl/

Implying poothers can't beat the cowcucks any day of the week

Foxtel hasn't said gassed ONCE. It's been, tired and spent. Based foxtel being AUSTRALIAN

Lend the cowboys your power ladies \o/

>>77592453
no

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giv panthers win

>>77592515
>yfw pooboys drop out of the 8 in round 26

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>>77592539
>BroncGODS 2
>Cowcucks drop out of the 8

Reminder you can't spell cowcucks without cuck

Is there any real point to playing out the rest when we all know that Storm and Broncos are the only real GF contenders?

https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/323659

gonna order 3x boxes of 24 nuggets lads

Can I have some mate, I still haven't had dinner

>>77592638
>Broncucks
>GF Contenders
Pick one.

Broncucks playing anywhere but Suncorp where they're given 15 penalties a game

>t. pool gaylen the milk man

>3 games
>168 posts
>27 posters

wow...

>>77593434
Kek just move this cancerous general to /asp/ already

We are the pride of south Australia.

>Vunivalu providing ultimate entertainment AND getting himself suspended for GOATcastle to get an easier win

Is he /ourcoconut/?

this """community""" is so pathetic

/NRL/ is DEAD
gonna support /afl/ now lads
Go Swans

Little bit drunk lads

LawGOD

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bruh does /BBB/ run /NRL/
we out here

"Alt-right" completely BTFO at their own event by antifa lads

Based LawGOD

Just got back from the opening of "Famous" in the Valley. Fucking line was huge. I saw WalkBro and ivan there.

Based fucken LawGOD, lads

WallGOD

Based elite, muscular, intelligent WalkGOD.

What in the FUCK are the Tigers doing?

James Bracey is a muscular Bears customer lads.

>ywn sit on the hill under the fig tree at North Sydney Oval with your mate James Bracey and watch the Bears play euphoric Sunday Afternoon Footy™

Just end myself

>>77609356
I hope that person gets better.

Raiders
Manly

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>warriors game

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Fuck me lads, kiwis were a mistake.

Classic Worriers

thriving community

>>77610721
Why would this person be watching such a disgustingly sexist and patriarchal sport as this? Doesn't she know that they still don't let women referee games?

>Benji Marshall's NRL career has come full circle with the veteran playmaker to return to Wests Tigers in 2018.
Are the tigers dare I say it, saved?

>>77611116
No. Knights will be top 8 next year.

>>77611216

Knights will finish 14th

Vunivalu only hit with a 1500 dollar fine
Bargain

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>2 days
>can't get 200
kek this """community""" is so pathetic

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It's dead because joshy, Ivan and WalkBro are on annual leave right now.

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How will he fuck up today?

>implying /OurGuy/ doesn't carry Basedly week in week out

Sending my energy to Manly so they can help GOATcastle lads

Gus loves it when a little feller gives it to him

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>he doesn't have fox league
>he watches channel 9

>sunday footy
>still using the saturday footy thread
>not even 250 posts

P A T H E T I C N W E C U N T P O O M U N I T Y

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Cash out value is $510. Let it ride, or cash out?

>tfw your team doesn't have any recent success so they have to montage stuff from years ago

>>77611661
Guaranteed money

>>77611661
It all depends on how greedy you are.

There's no 'g' in naiqama

>>77611661
Mate, surely Manly will NOT lose to the poogers. Let it ride.

>>77611661
Let it ride lad

>let it ride
>panthers win
>cash out
>panthers win

choose wisely

>>77611661
Cash out right now. Tigers getting extreme refball due to an agenda to keep Newcastle in last place.

Dylan WalkGOD

>>77611715
>>77611720
>>77611692

>pooly

>>77611739
If first try was relevant to winning Pooasslel would be top 8

What is the most dangerous lead in rugby league?

>>77611745
relying on manly to win you 1k

>>77611745

Any lead by Newcastle.

Brett Kimmorley has to be the most pathetic figure in the NRL

DCELITE

DCElite with the stabilizer

DCELITE

>THE ENTIRE Bulldogs NRL squad has been put on the open market with a $1 million salary cap crisis forcing the club to put a “For Sale’’ sign on every contracted player.
>The Sunday Telegraph has learned Bulldogs chairman Ray Dibb and Chief Executive Officer Raylene Castle have been personally calling rivals clubs and player agents in a desperate bid to off-load contracted players.

keg

David NofoGOD

>>77611793
>Hasler in charge of running a salary cap

Womanly getting absolutely DOMINATED

Manly will win 13+

>>77611803

He left Manly at the perfect time and left 2V to clean up his salary cap mess.

>>77611816
Manly will lose m8.

>poodesco

DCElite

DCELITE

DCElite delivering Poogers their spoon

https://youtu.be/xnRvZtS8B2U

>a queer la

Might bandwagon the DCEagles this year.

>>77611661
Hope you didn't fall for cash out FUD mate

Tigers lulling the peegles into a false sense of security

>>77611891
I didn't cash out, but I'm still not super confident of a manly win desu

Reminder to PooPees that the Warriors have finished their game so their designated posting time is now over.

>>77611919
They got absolutely BTFO by police and antifa and then one of them ran some cunts over but only got 1 kill
I'd be in meltdown too if I was that shit

>>77611793
Maybe they shouldn't be paying mbye more than minimum wage

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She doesn't seem too keen. Should I walk away from this?

>>77611939
Eastwood is on 700k next year

>>77611940
Are you gonna Walk™?

>>77611944
To be fair that's probably his food budget

(((FORWARD PASS)))

>>77611947
Progressive leftshit has gotten noisier so /pol/ has amped up in response
Add in some good old conspiracy theories and LARPing and you have a disaster

>>77611954
The 'ummmm' makes it seem like she isn't keen. And the fact she doesn't want to go far from home

Trump was the worst thing that ever happened to /pol/

>>77611940
Tell her that's too expensive and you're going to hungry jacks for drinks to take advantage of free refills.

>>77611978
>not being a kekistani magapede

So what's the news everyone is blowing up about?

>"We had our chances to really nail the game there but just ran out of gas in the middle there and that was probably a reflection of the changes that were made," Green said after the game.

>>77611989
Yeah, I'm going to The Flying Cock with her. Almost certain it will end in disappointment or embarrassment for me, but I won't know unless I try.

>>77612129
Yeah I've been trying to get out more and actually talk to girls over the past couple of months. It's been a bit hit and miss, but I've found that if I'm my usual autistic self, it generally goes better than if I try to pretend to be "alpha" or whatever

Tigers MUST lose so as a lifelong GOATcastle customer I'll be happy

COMEBACK

How elite has DCElite been today lads?

Fuck off cunts HEIL HITLER 1488

cringe

77612221
That BETTER have NOT been directed at me

>that guy with the backwards cap

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Weird how I survived my whole life without that sage advice, glad you've come to terms with it though m80

and it WAS directed at YOU

FUCCCCKKKKKK C'MON MANLY

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Cool shot lads

>>77612254
Never forget. o7

That try WAS thanks to DCE even if he was "directly" involved.

comeback?

Womanly on not finals material watch

If Tigers win will GOATcastle still be safe from the wooden spoon lads?

>>77612286
elite opinion

>dark person is a thief in the night
Bit racist there rabs

>>77612294
Probably not, Tigers will almost certainly beat Worriers

>>77612307
FUGGGG

If you can't call a based black man a thief in the night because he stole a try from the big house that is manly and now manly are trying to whip uate into getting a try then YOU'RE the casual racist.

Just awarded a soft as fuck penalty ladies

Elite play from DCE to get the ball back there

>>77612330
He DID that on PURPOSE

>these shit grubbers

Do you have to practice your "just got a technically illegal tackle but it wasn't really that bad but I still have to act like I'm severely dazed from the severity of it" face?

>this "peem" is actually in the 8

>>77612349
But Tigers aren't in the 8

D C E!!!

FIELD GOAL WHEN!?!?!?!?!

>inb4 penalty goal

EXPOOSED

>CHERRY

Refball tbqh. Good to see the Tigers win though.

>That autism from DCE

Somebody post JUST dce

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Well it was fun being a lifelong GOATcastle customer while it lasted

>>77611661
I'm so sorry

>IT WAS ALL DCE'S FAULT

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>that qt ginger

Why do Queenslanders say "orf" anyway?

inb4 manly win kek

poomeback

>>77611661
JUST

>>77611590
>>77611590
>>77611590

Someone get GOATcastle some pingas and peptides, they're gonna have to beat the Storm, Raider and Sharks on the trot

>>77612439
Need a Tigers one m8

Awful awful journalism from channel 9 news.

You may ONLY reply to this post if your team has more than 30 premiership points

>fhagt

>tfw my peem is still top 4 because the pee eagles can't beat the poogers

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>>77612519

>still on your saturday thread
nrlel eternally BTFO

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>>77612675
We're environmentally conscious m80.
We don't throw our soiled condoms from our gay sex parys in the toilet like some gayfl customers.

>>77612688
>even your sad attempt at bullying shows off your pathetic crowds
Just terrible.

>>77612766
Maybe NRL should have multiculturalism and pride round to spruce up the numbers hey m80
kek

Funny how we've been much more busy than /gayfl/ for the past 3 months and they were very quiet, and now they get one (1) weekend with more posts and suddenly get uppity.

How sad and pathetic.

>you now remember bitchly losing

>>77613343
I also remember that anon who lost his money

>>77613206
>cider
I found the yes voter lads

I'm honestly seething that I didn't cash out.

I've lost over 20k gambling since 2012 when I started.

Yeah, but you're probably wealthier than I am, so relative to our income, mine is a bigger loss.

I have lost zero money on gambling because Jesus Christ guards my soul against such vice.

>>77613657
ELITE post

Hayne getting released, who signs him ladies?

Knights

>>77613657
Bless you

When you're getting fucked AT LEAST twice every hour you learn to get real good at cleaning m80

>he eat the arse out of a prostitute
kek

KEM

K E G

and I thought DCE was a fuck up

scott bolton

>>77614087
I'd just need some stepped on ice more like it m8, don't kid yourself love is blind.

>>77614183
Glad you're over it, but you're one of the first anons I recognized so I wouldn't call it short lived. But do get better and I'm glad you're doing good these days m80 except for fawning over what is gone.

>>77614167
When I was young, my mother babysat for a prostitute some nights.

>>77614254
I think we all do that m8 don't beat yourself up about it.

>>77614350
Then get to it, use it as motivation to improve yourself. You're steps ahead of other people so get at it.

>>77614686
Tip giver here. You probably don't want a girl that fucks on the first date anyway.
Glad you got a proper date mate.

>>77614730
Yeah the conversation went well. No awkward silences or anything. I don't want to get ahead of myself, but I might have my first gf in a few weeks if things go well.

>>77614814
If she's into that, then yeah.

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Did you ask her what she thinks of the Hunt x Mccullough OTP?

>OTP

Cringe

>RoosterGOD

Praise

>>77613657
based