49ers vs Chiefs gamethread

stream plz?

>>77586432
Lets go 9ers!

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This is the year

>>77586439
nflstreams on reddit

ALEX DRAGON THROWER SMITH

smeth is elite

When does the SMETHposting starts?

SMITH NOT LETTING NOBODY TAKE HIS JOB
NOT GONNA PULL A GLENNON

Spaghetti

>smith makes a big play
>almost immediately fucks it up the next play

>woman ref
>fucking up already

surprising

SMETH
_E
_L
_I
_T
_E

COME ON $)ERS! BEAT UP ON THOSE KC FAGGOTS

Now that the dust has settled, is Armstead officially a bust?

>niners defense is still shit

jdimsa

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CHIEEEEFS

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ELITED

Smith has still got it
How many more seasons does he have?

Im excited about Mahomes too

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BOLD BRAVE BERRY UP IN THIS NIGGA

I KNOW Y'ALL 'BOUT TO SHOW THAT RESPECT TO THE MOTHA FUKKIN' CHIEFSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

MAKING THEM $('ERS SORRY ABOUT LETTING ALEX 'DRAGON THROWER' SMITH LOOSE.

SUPER BOWL BOUND, THE SMITH MACHINE LEADS THE CHARGE, RAIDER DON'T STAND A CHANCE, BRONCOS ARE WASHED UP, CHARGERS ARE NEVER COMPETITIVE, CHIEFS TAKE THE WEST, AND THEN WE TAKE THE MOTHER FUCKING HOUSE.

What is this Mandella effect. Jamal Charles is on the Denver Broncos? The fuck. What timeline am I in anymore.

lol
>chefs preempted by a more interesting preseason game

Did bendy knee man permanently curse the 49ers?

>bananars

BRING BACK KAP

NFL Network know the 49ers are garbage and switches over to giants/steelers

>>77586624
As a 49er fan I believe so. I fear it will only be lifted if he signs with another team or regains his love of America and its boys in blue so never. Sad!

Note how the new 49er coach has a worse choke on his record than Russell Wilson himself with that idiot call in the SB to pass when a FG would win it.

Why the fuck is Hoyer still in the league

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0-16 BAY BEEE

>>77586652
"G-guys the 49ers will get 8 wins this year" is all I hear from 49er fans. Meanwhile vegas has their wins as over/under 4 wins. As a 9er fan, we have the most delusional fans in the world.

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>>77586432

if the nanners kept that rugby faggot at least there would be something worth watching on this team

>>77586671
I was hoping for 4-5 wins but this is looking like another 2 win season.

Oh man

FLAG DRAGON

>>77586671
I don't
I knew the team is still going to be shit
It's still going to b 2-3 years until we're anything resembling an actual NFL team
why else would they give lynch and shanny 6-year deals

LoL refball

BOO

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So we winning the owl this year or what boys?

>>77586673
he grassed it, he grassed it, he grassed it

>>77586671
browns fans think kizer will take them to the playoffs
you're not there yet

>>77586688
Digits confirmed

>>77586700
>>77586688
Nice dubs.

I remember a bro coming up to me at work: "hey did you see our awsome draft!?!? We got a DE with some upside" or some shit.

I say "its all a big waste of time until we get a QB" and I stand by that. Broke his heart but he needed that honesty

Nice pick amd moves

queefs intescepted

Is mahommes coming in now? Want to see what he's got

PICK

>bray
Bring out mahomes

Welp
Put in mahomes

Smiff is still in?

LoL

Is there any redeeming qualities for the niners?

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It's time for Mahomes

>>77586757
>taking a backup bowl seriously
Calispic detected. Dont stab your screen

>>77586774
They aren't the jets

lel 9ers should've re-signed Sack-or-Pick

GOOD AS GOULD

Get fucked haters, that FG went str8 up your ass. Eat shit.

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>can't even make a first down off an int

>>77586786
I actually had to move to KC for work. I don't care about either team I just can't stand chefs fans. They are pretty bad.

>>77586771
Smith is always a one and done.

Literally every pre-season game, he comes out, first drive, get's a TD, then wears a ball cap the rest of it.

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>>77586816
If by bad do you mean loyal through thick and thin faggot?

>>77586816
fuck off we're full faggot

Nice flip

>conley wants to be #1
>pi and fumbles

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>>77586826
If by "loyal through thick and thin" do you mean they started selling their season tickets and decided to get more involved in the sporting or just stop watching sports because the chefs were so horrible a few years ago? you fucking autistic nigger tranny?

>>77586865
That's no fumble ding dong

OFFICIAL tablet holder

>>77586877
ummm sweetie....

Nice official review sponsored by Microsoft Tablet. "Buy your tablet and search Bing today!"

Fuck me I only watch the NFL for memes now.

That's down by contact. Why are they challenging that?

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>>77586870
lol no one who is genuine and heterosexual gives a fuck about soccer gtfo shill

>>77586901
you just described KC fan pretty well...

Lynch killing it

Bray is a giraffe but cant throw over the dline or to a 6'8 te

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How did the Broncucks look last night? Only AFC West competition gotta be the Gayders right?

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BRING
IN
BEATHARD

>Barkeley wearing #7

In all seriousness, the 49ers are going to be terrible. Should I bandwagon the Cheifs? I think the raiders are essentially a meme. Its either them or the Cowboys to bandwagon for me. Do the Chiefs have any hope of winning a playoff game at least?

Wait a minute
The 49ers have Hoyer AND Barkely?

That was the Bears QB depth chart last season, yet they expect to compete with anyone?

>>77586984
you deserve to root for the browns for this post

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>>77587001

>>77587001
>expect to compete
Nobody expects us to compete this year

is NFL network stream purposely delayed an hour or what?

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>>77587001
Tha's what they get for dropping based Kaepernick

Where is my boy Trent Taylor?

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I thought the game started at 7 p.m.

Holy fuck, is every ad in KC about grilling/

>>77586957
Broncos 24, Burrs 17

That #49 is built

holy shit this audio is terrible

Tomsula was a scapegoat

>not going for it on 4th down in pre season

That ball boy got hit in the face by the ball on the FG

YAS!!!!!

Another year of terrible red zone offence but perfect FGs. Get fucked rest of the league.

Leverage?

what the fuck is going on

I dont see that penalty changing a game no sireee

plz niners...plz

why the shit are they playing on a friday night

this game is 10/10

Lul, its a total shitshow. GG

>number 7 on SF
>not Kaep
>triggered

kek

49ers are such a joke

they deserve this for telling harbaugh to kick rocks

>naners

Chiefs redzone d elite

GO FOR IT

Shitshow

>>77587199
yeah, fuck the Kaepernick curse. How about treating the coach like shit who turned the fucking program around. Fuck the fagghet york.

Is it Mahomes time?

He has zero excuse, he better look sharp as hell against this piece of garbage team.

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why the fuck was I looking forward to football being back

You now remember kendall hunter

>>77587228
eh, its still better than baseball and the nba in all fairness.

>>77587233
Is he still on their team?

>>77587249
After that bad injury he fell all the way to the argonauts.

LYNCHED

Did bray flop?

STOP FLAGGING EVERY PLAY

Sup fuckers, what'd I miss

Flagb owl

>>77587334
BENULTY

Does anyone else hate this Verizon faggot as much as I do

>>77587343
dis

>>77587334
Flags

>>77587334
Mahomes out with an ankle injury
Smith looking like Smith always does
49ers shitting the bed in every single way.

Thats pretty much it

>>77587372
>49ers shitting the bed in every single way.
They always do that though

That girl looks pissed

Would you fug Katie?

>>77587372
>Mahomes out with an ankle injury
wait I didn't hear that, he's not playing?

>9ers intern is a girl
>chiefs intern is mike vick

Who here remembers 'J-E-T-E'?
That draft thread was fun as fuck

how many players do you think she's fugged?

>>77587418
yes

Chiefs backup D doesnt look good

f l a g s

WILLIAMS IS THICC

YOU GET A FLAG
YOU GET A FLAG
EVERYONE GETS A FLAG

>>77587395
He's full of shit, hasnt taken the field

Why are backups and rookie QBs fuckin overthrowing everything

>>77587474
nerves and being bad.

>this thread is 99.99% Americans
Good feel.

>>77587499
I like eurobros who watch NFL
Also this is a really dead thread, last night shit was booming on here

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>mfw I can't use this anymore

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PUT IN THE GREAT WHITE MANLET

>>77587512
Well, it's two shitty teams
If it was interesting teams then we'd be having a different discussion

I was posting a lot of memes, BS, and satire before I didn't actually believe.

Now that I see this team in action, the 49ers look ok except QB. Get Cousins next year and Kaepernick on a repemption arc and we may do good. Seattle and Arizona are teams on the decline. We may have hope afterall.

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k l i f f

>>77587539
>chiefs
>shitty
>swept the afc west, playoffs 3/4 years
fuck off faggot

ITS TIME

f l a g
l
a
g

GOD DAMN FUCKING REFS FUCK

>isaiah battle

m o r e
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r
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f l a g s
l
a
g
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He is a high stepping yellow black guy isnt he

LYNCHED AGAIN

LYNCH

Nice protection

Why does the helmet look so big on Mahomes' head? Why does his head look so weird?

fluh

T A Y L O R

Friend just texted me that Mahomes is on, but I must've missed him. How'd he do?

>>77587555
Also the Chiefs will never be relevant and there's nothing you can do about it

>>77587717
Ive been trying so hard to filter you for the past 5 minutes. Make a tripcode and this will be easier for all of us

That Matt Mcmullen guy looks like he has down syndrome

>>77587739
Keep trying kiddo

>>77587762
Its worth it

so...who's starting at qb for the naners?

>>77587808
I am so unfamiliar with that entire team
Who's even the backup QB?

>>77587808
Brian Hoyer

>>77587808
Hoyer

>This announcer botching name pronunciations this badly

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I told y'all liberal trannies that Mahomes Of Chiefs, Kizer of Browns, and Trubisky of Bears were ALL better and smarter Qbs than meme college Qb DeShaun Watson. Watson will be a dud. They will try to meme him like Kaepernick but he will be a dud. DeShaun is only a college meme babby.

>>77587706
threw a 40yd bomb that got pulled back due to a flag on his first play, rest of the drive was just more flags and losses/low yardage gains. wasn't really a good indicator of mahomes

>>77587906
Preseason games aren't a good indicator of anything.

>spartan shows up

Aaaaand the thread's sunk.

what's your favorite /sp/ name for a team/player? I like $('ers a lot

>>77587982

Go to reddit and cry more there my nigga. Or dare to adress me like a baller. Instead of your tranny lamentations.

>>77588022
razorcakes

Muh Homies time

I could never root for Mahomes, he looks like a faggot

>>77588173
he'd look better with a haircut

Chefs btfo

Thomas is looking good

>>77588173
I'd fuck him.

>not giving mahomes a chance to actually throw the ball

>mixed breed qbs

>>77586671
don't sell yourself short. Texans fans and Dolphins fans take the cake in that category.

So is Watson confirmed worst of the top rookie QBs?

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chiefs suck

>>77588270
Watson looked good aside from maybe 2 snaps
Mahomes is the only one that hasnt looked decent

Breida looks solid

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that should have been roughing the passer. Also
>dat block

IS MAHOMES ELITE?

Chiefs haters mad

IT AIN'T ME

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>Mahomie extends the play with his legs
>throws into quadruple coverage
>miracle catch

meh

>>77588368
>Balling on $(ers literally whos

Nah my man.

>>77588399
It was flawless. Literally brett favre

So much spaghetti

>>77588297

Watson looked like shit my nigga. He was just a tiny bit better than Savage who got raped.

Out of all the named famous rookie Qbs he looks rge most panicked and lost with NFL Football.

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>drops ball
>still gets first down

That female ref is thicc

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Pssst hey kid, wanna come in my tent?

>>77588449
wh-wh-what goes on in there?

>>77588449
>come in my tent

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>>77588454
Anything you want ;)

>>77588419
He floated a few passes, but he had poise and looked fine. About as much as you could have asked for from a rookie.
He must be a rival to your real life, non-alias-troll team

When did the 48ers go wrong? Was it when they drafted smeth?

>>77588482
When Eddie stopped being the owner.

>>77588482
>cut smiff*
Yes that was it

Is Smith all about shitting on the 49ers?

>>77588448


I would tap that azz, but she probably a feminist.

That was a pretty good toss under pressure there

The o line will keep letting Beathard get murdered.

Solomon Thomas is looking great though.

>>77588564
Hes shown his talent for scrambling and making something happen

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>>77588514
Pretty much famalam.

>>77588577
Unfortunately, that includes when he was on the 49ers.

>>77588449
Like the cut off your jib friendo

>>77588566
I was excited to watch Foster but it seems Thomas is the main attraction.

Shake and bake

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>>77588577
Andy Reid Time Management Meme

tied game

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NEXT
TOM
BRADY

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we got a game going now

>>77588614
He's been dealing with an ankle injury hasn't he? We'll probably see him pop off a bit more next week. I was hoping to see kittle tonight but it looks like I'll have to wait a week or two.

Who's down?

>>77588682
that can't possible hold up with all these TOs

>>77588750
Ur mum (is going down on me lol)

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who /smokin/ here?

C J
J

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>>77588802

Shanahan isn't gonna get away with all these bootlegs in the regular season.

>>77588802
I had to give up smoking. I still vape though.

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>>77588831
yeah, that probably better for ya

I bet that nigga Colon Kaepernick wishes he not washed out of the 49ers, and then turned down and fucked himself out of any backup position with his BlackLiesMatter and Anti-America protest.

I would not want that toxic nigga even in our 3rd tier shitty CFL.

He made history with 49ers though. He led them outif the playoffs 3 straight years first time in decades. And turned that once great American franchise into a shit stain colon cancer.

Is Pat Mahomes really not going to play any more? wtf are they doing with him?
if he's not going to be necessary in the regular season, then give him the whole preseason ffs

Mr. 4th string hand off machine is soo entertaining

>>77588890

He rookie. Good to only give him a quarter and a half. Did great. Good to get him out on a high to grow his confidence, and continue being groomed slowly.

Two number 4s? What

>>77588917
Preseason, the plebs don't have their own numbers yet.

>>77588914
he's not going to play at all once the season starts. they won't be in many blowouts so he won't even get garbage time. how the hell is giving this guy time going to help the team?

nice celebration, retard

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geez
what happened chefs?

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Is Beathard the future GOAT?
Trick question, the answer is yes.

>>77589058
I wouldn't go as far as to say that. Hes basically going to be a better Kirk Cousins.

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undefeated

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>>77589058
>future GOAT
>future
No. The Beathard era is already here.

Beathard 7/11, 101 yards, 2/0 TD/INT over 2 quarters. Good Initial appearance. Make a couple bad throws but overall solid performance. Loved him at Iowa and I'm excited to watch him in the NFL

Good

>Running Backs
>DL
>Beathard

Bad

>All the starters except Reuben Foster
>Most of the OL because of shit run blocking and penalties
>DBs

after other teams make cuts, they need to take a hard look at OL. Its hot garbage.

good first game for ShanaLynch. Hopefully they get to 4 wins this year.