Well?
>>77585929
Rugby?
>>77585929
Smear the queer
smear the queer
Stump the Trump
>tfw no one ever could
>>77585929
smear the queer
>teachers got triggered
Search about the ball game in atherstone in the UK, its basically a free for all and the objective is to keep hold off the ball until a bell rings.
It can get pretty brutal.
Smear the Queen= hot potato with tackling
No rules (before 6th grade)/Rugby (after middle school)= this game
Central Cali here
>>77586071
Smear the Queer you definitely didn't want the ball
If you are trying to keep the ball you are playing a different game or you were a retard
Smear the queer
Smear the queer
>>77585929
Maulball
>>77585929
Smear the queer
>>77585929
funny fumble
kill the man with the ball
kill the carrier
I miss smear the queer
>>77585929
never played it but I heard people call it "smear the queer" all the time
some people called it: Bronco, Kill the guy (with the ball), kill the kid, Maul ball, maul the ball, etc....although some of these had different rules a little bit
Rumble fumble at recess because calling it smear the queer got us in trouble
Kill the Dill with the Pill lads
>>77585929
Kill the carrier
No one calls it smear the queer besides people trying to be edgy
>>77588185
This.
>>77588190
Lol you're living in a fantasy world.
Indian whoop-up
except the teachers told us that's inappropriate so now we call it Indigenous whoop-up
>Smear the queer
>Smear
What *exactly* are you weirdos doing? Sounds pretty gay iyam.
Smear the queer
>>77586185
Nah youre just a pussy
>>77588783
The greasy substance was the ballcarriers blood
SPEAR THE QUEER
>>77589127
Say that to my face faggot and whatch what fucjing happens I swear to God
Smear the Queer was just Hot Potato
We called it smear the queer here in so cal.
Also played (wall ball games) suicide and Butts up.
>>77589254
You and your friends are puffs
>tfw you enjoyed smear the queer but football bored you
>>77589270
Meet me outside the 7-11 on California in SLO in 10 minutes if you want an asskicking
>>77585929
smear the queer
>>77587861
This. But true patricians know that Butts Up was the elite childhood game.
Upstate New York
Kill the carrier
>>77586071
It's smear the queer you dumb fag
Northern California fag
>>77589400
you mean Red-Ass
>>77588190
You sound like one of my teachers that literally had AIDS from taking dick in the ass
kill the man with the ball
ky
>>77585929
Purge the euro
>>77589770
>playing smear the queer in middle
School, kid gets tackled and dislocates his arm. He runs around the school screaming in agony and teachers chase after him. Next day principal bans smear the queer
>>77586071
norcal here
we called it cover the sissy since principal didn't want us saying queer but sissy was fine
>>77585929
fuck the queer in the ass
>>77585972
>>77585981
>>77586048
>>77586282
>>77586316
>>77586407
>>77587875
>>77588083
>>77588823
>>77589230
>>77589254
>>77589305
>>77589643
>>77590220
mfw whateverthefuck this is accounts for part of your childhood.
>>77590246
>canaduh
Ghetto ball
We called it smear the queer, but a guy moved from a different state when I was in 4th grade and called it bag the fag so we stuck with that.
>>77585956
/thread
>>77591080
Let's not forget the texas variant, Romo the homo.
Or just plain ol' muckle
we've taken this game to the next level here in orkney.
there is actually teams in our version.
we've been playing this game since the time of the vikings.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpkucT9Fogg
I swear this was called spear the queer not smear but maybe I was just retarded or something.
Is that the faggot american version of this?
>>77591131
Your area probably just had more aggressive homophobia.
>>77591119
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirkwall_Ba_game
>Played in the Royal Burgh of Kirkwall, the two sides are the Uppies and the Doonies, or more correctly, "Up-the-Gates" and "Doon-the-Gates" from Norn gata (path or road), although it is also common in Scots. The tradition belongs to Kirkwall and the surrounding area of St Ola, and has always been played by men from those two areas since before records began. In the past 50 years, mainly due to improved transport, the game's popularity has grown to include players from all areas of Orkney, including some of the outer isles. This has not met with universal approval from those associated with the game as its sheer size is becoming a problem from a safety perspective.
>Scant information is available about the early history but some form of mass football appears to have been practised throughout Scotland and England for at least three centuries.[2] Records from 1797 indicate that "Football is the principal diversion of the common people, which they practise with great dexterity".[3] There is speculation that the game in Kirkwall may have its roots in folklore based on the tale of Sigurd and the Orkneyinga saga
bretty interesting
quite fancy taking a trip to orkney desu
>>77585929
There was a variant of this but with sticks that people bludgeoned each other with on a reservation I grew up near. I think it was called stick ball.
>>77585929
smear the queer.
>>77589711
my nigga
>tfw everyone was always too bitch to take the hits
RED-ROVER RED-ROVER,
WE CALL ANON OVER
>>77596896
queer just meant weirdo back then, like dweeb.
> kek at captcha
>>77596896
>He refuses to give cummies tribute to homosexuals
Why are you so homophobic?
Shag the fag
>>77585929
Smear the Queer in NoVA
>>77588783
You're smearing the queer across the ground, what's so hard to get?
>>77589258
>>77589400
What is going on here?
>>77590246
>not playing this with all your friends in a moon bounce on birthdays
What was it like growing up poor and/or without friends?
>>77600968
FIRE IN THE BUM
>>77589400
Holy shit I totally forgot about butts up.
>>77600968
>rump rounders
top fucking jej
>>77588083
murderball was a regional variant in canada too
Were me and my friends the only ones on /sp/ that called it throwback tackle?
Throw em' up bust em' up
but yeah smear the queer as well
>>77600968
We called it Peg.
>>77600968
>fourteen eighty-eight
>>77585929
We called it "kill the carrier" where I grew up.
hang the homo
>>77591111
Good post
>>77591141
Lol is this Neapolitan bull fighting?
Frag the fag
>>77591131
Nah, don't think you're alone. I remember this as well.
Scramble
>>77585929
We called it smear the queer in middle school
>>77589400
>>77600968
We called it Murderball and the victims were allowed to face the throwers and could get to safety by catching one of the balls.
Flatten the faggot
Kill that Bitch
>>77585929
murderball
>>77589711
That's what we called it to. Eventually we just changed the rules and called it whip, because you whip the ball at the person instead of the wall to get them out.