/trans/ + /pl/ + /efl/ - THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT! Edition

Ozil is shit

When was the last time two former PL winners played each other in the first game?

What a game. Arsenal never fail to disappoint, they lost 4-3 last year to Pool.

>no Sanchez
>no 1st team CB's

Well done Arse, that was a fucking amazing match.

I prefer /prem/ or /epl/ desu

>>77582975
>conceding three goals to leicester
lol

someone please buy oxshit-chamberpot.

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>efl

>>77582960
Chelsea vs Burnley 2 years ago.

>>77583012

MotM according to WhoScored. Will accept to Pool for 5 million.

>>77583037
Calm down Mr Customer.

>>77583130
>burnley
>PL winners

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>tfwith £20 on Arsenal

>>77583160
>Being a Premier League cuck

>a referee bailing out Arsenal

Wow the premier league really is back.

>Leicester had 30% of the ball and had only six shots in total, three going on target.

>three shots on target
>three goals
>Cech

>>77583189
Cech is the new bravo

>>77583187
Forgetting two Leicester handballs there?

>>77583182
>let me tell you about 1960 lad

>>77583187
Well it is Mike "LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME" Dean.

>>77582960
Good question. I just checked every opening day, and it has never happened before.

If we count teams that went on to win it, the last time it happened was.. Arsenal vs. Leicester City, Saturday 7th August, 1999.

>>77583203
>Getting the ball booted into you from 1 yard is handball

A fucking leaf

Stickies are fucking shit and so is everyone that posts in them. They just become a clusterfuck.

Robot or asian refs when?

>>77583211
1920s actually

>>77583000
And? Vardy is a good striker and their CB's are dogshit.

>>77583187
How? Dean was shit that match, he missed 2 blatant handballs, the first Lester goal was offside as well.

>>77583223
If his hand was out to the side to block a goal, yes? Either way it was ignored.

Another reason stickies are shit is that all the posts are gone after the game and you can't find anything in the archive without it crashing.

>>77583246
Sorry, thought you were talking about Burnley.

>Herbert "Die In The Job" Chapman

>>77583223
ozil using his arm to control a long ball is ok too

>>77583249
>the first Lester goal was offside as well.

It wasn't if you understand the rules of football. Okazaki wasn't interfering with play when the ball was crossed to the back post.

>>77583249
What fucking game were you watching?

You're a fucking retard

>>77583292
He was nowhere near it for starters.

Big H's header back was beautiful.

>>77583249
ugh just fuck off

Can we go back to talking about Liverpool?

>>77583292
He was in the box, that's interfering with play, lad. You're obstructing play. If his goal wasn't offside then neither was Sanchez in FA Cup.

>>77583304
Not an argument.

>>77582903
>Vardy is top scorer

>>77583321
BBC is reporting he's handed in a request, usually the mark of it being legit. But since they use Twitter as sources, I dunno.

>>77583324
He's a good striker, lad.

>>77583322
>being in the box is interfering with play
Not surprised an Arse fan doesn't know the rules of football.

>eplel

>>77583372
Not an Arsefan you fucking chucklefuck. If you literally read my comments I said they're shit, but you're blind due to your Redditius because you're obsessed with upboats and shit. Fuck off. I have, will and always will support Chelsea. I'd go take pictures of my 'customer' stuff but you'd just spam more reddit memes.

Don't reply, I've filtered you.

>>77582903
Are streams harder to watch in the UK now or something?

I couldn't find a single stream that worked, it was unusual

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Chadli is joining Swansea and Joe Allen will be following soon lads. I'm a very happy bunny

>>77583405
>go take pictures of my 'customer' stuff

Do it faggot. Show everyone what a good little consumer you are.
>buying a football top past the age of 14
Gay as fuck.

>>77583405
>lying about the team that you support to try to justify your shitposting
bizarre

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>>77583405
>Redditius

>>77583424
There's a crackdown. I thought I read that somewhere.

when do la liga, serie a and bundes start?

When does the transfer window close btw?

>>77583424
Just used the first one on soccerstreams and it worked fine
>>77583449
18th, 19th, 18th

>>77583456
31st

>>77583456
In 18 days according to Gary Neville.

>>77583469
Thanks la

Also once >we ship that monkey to Brazil, who will replace him?

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>>77583456
>Tfw haven't had sex since the transfer window opened
>Tfw haven't kissed a girl since the transfer window opened
>Tfw haven't spoken to a girl since the transfer window opened
>Tfw don't know any girls

>>77583490
bump

>>77583490
same

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Hahahahahahahah ARSEKEKS KEKED AGAIN LMAO

>>77583490
Kissed my nan the other day 8--D

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>tfw likely 12,000 at the KC tomorrow as the Ehab Tigers face the mighty Burton Albion

Delete us

77583429
You're a fucking plastic bandwagoner.

Fuck off.

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>>77583490
Being a Swans fan gets me punany

i have hated hull city ever since they embarrassed barclays in the europa league by failing to qualify

seeing them rot makes me so happy

hope all their inbred fans kill themselves

>>77583570
then you must be absolutely livid with West spam

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>>77583530
>12k
Jesus. Have >we gone down to League 8 yet?

Hopefully Larsson will be some sort of Snoddy replacement.

>>77583570
That was Bruce's fault.

>throwing away a historic European run to draw with Stoke

Bravo, Steve.

>>77583588
yes they are the only club in the premier league atm that I really want to see relegated. their owners really rub me up the wrong way too

blud pham, pham blud, blud pham. ting

Just saw coutinho handed in a transfer request

Liverpool BTFO

>>77583429
Fabianski
Olsson-Mawson-Fernandez-Naughton
Carroll-Allen
Chadli-Mesa-Ayew
Llorente (Abraham will probably get plenty of sub appearances)

Was never too keen on Carroll Britton or Ki as holding mids, they're all too small to play that position. If we get someone strong in there we'll finish top 12 guaranteed

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What do you think of the Lukaku-Morata rivalry?

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>>77583608

One thing I'll never forgive Bruce for. Can't believe the side we put out in Lokeren still.

>>77583678
uma delicia

>>77583666
Mesa is the deepest lying of them and the formation this is is likely to be a diamond with Chadli in the number 10 position

>>77583681
>McGregor; Rosenior, McShane, Maguire, Figueroa; Chester, Meyler; Brady, Boyd, Sagbo; Aluko.

Probably the worst XI of his City career.

Was sad to hear one of their defenders in the tie died at the end of that season: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/32537425

>Arsenal
HOWLING lads.

>>77583678
They will both put in a noble effort such that we wont ever get a real answer as to who was the bigger flop

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>>77583678

>>77583189
>recall Martinez when lads

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>>77583528
oh fug

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I TOLD YOU ABOUT CLEAN SHEETS AT THE EMIRATES BRO

imagine ranking arselel

>>77583821
>martinez
wenger hasn't had a good defence in years

>>77583893
Good thing Martinez is a keeper then m8

guys. in prem fantasy, if i make changes now, like taking my arsenal players out with somebody, will i still get their points?

>>77583921
lolno

>>77583919
>a keeper isn't part of the defence

>>77583930
thanks man, in the danish version of it, you can't do anything until after first matchday. here i could do something, so i wasn't sure.

>BBC doing Best PL Goal ever vote
>3 of the 5 are Arsenal goals
Fuck's sake those guys are embarrassing.

>>77583940
Get back in net Manuel

first home game of the season tomorrow cant wait

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this man will start tomorrow so be afraid Southampton

If the rumours are true, Spurs should let Eriksen go and splash 60m on Lemar.
He's absolutely worth it and could want to leave now that everyone has fucked off from Monaco.

>>77583989
this is a miracle because BBC is in the top 3 most ABA media in England

>>77584048
they'll probably just end up getting barkley

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>>77584058
u woot mate

>>77584066
Please no.
He's mediocre as fuck.
Clearly not a BAD player, but a downgrade from Eriksen in every way.

>Inters Kondogbia also on strike now

This is getting ridiculous. The clubs need to do something about this sort of behaviour.

>>77584068
BBC Sport is mostly United, City and Chelsea. Those goals are all good but it isn't a run away.

>>77583989
I don't see what's wrong with that desu.

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>>77583769

Aye, saw that, pretty bad. Their fans were brilliant both legs, until the hostilities after the match. Apparently it was banned fans and their NAC Breda allies.

>>77584095
no idea what ur on about lad

>>77584088
The buying clubs have no interest in doing so, only the UEFA can do something.
Something like a 5 matchs ban

How can anybody even question that footy is the GOAT sport after that start of the season?

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about time imo

>>77583130
He was talking about PL era only, not all English titles. Otherwise Liverpool-Arsenal last year would have counted.

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Am I safe lads?

>>77584141
NBA is better

>>77584088
It's becoming more and more common. The buying clubs need to realise if a player will pull that shit to join them, they'll pull it to leave them too and learn to stay away.

any updates on any situations?

>>77584399
gf to anon is dead in the water

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Any update on the ROAST to /sp/ rumors?

>>77584444
;_;

>>77584110
championship lol

>Lacazzete scored the quickest debut in PL history
>he touched the ball twice
>Once was header to score the goal
>The other?
>The kickoff

So he's also the debutant with the least touches required to score a goal? Also he earned the final corner.

I mean this is all irrelevant, Arse won't win shit cause they're terrible but that's a neat statistic. Like Giroud has scored 7 goals coming off the bench last season, most of any player in same period iirc.

>>77584399
Liverpool have officially rejected Coutinho's transfer request. Apparently he didn't request it but his agent did. Accusations that it's a 'tap up' by Barca, as in Barca ordered his agent to do it in order to stir the pot.

>>77584111
You said 'you woot mate' regarding BBC being ABA. They are pretty ABA. Was explaining why.

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>Merse

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>first match of the season is actually fun
>/sp/ is losing their shit claiming this season is going to be shit
>mfw I'm just sitting here enjoying the butthurt

just finished watching the highlisghts
jesus that was some embarassing defending, free headers everywhere, complete inability to manage an offside trap, complete lack of positioning...

really fun game though

https://twitter.com/i/moments/809417260213432321

>this autism

>>77584697
cool

>>77584695
To be fair on them; Arse had no senior CB's and Lester aren't the team they used to be. Amazing fun game though, no better start to the season I could have imagined.

Also the stadium was rocking and even commentators and articles mentioned it was loud; /sp/ told me the stadium was empty and quiet? Or am I thinking of City?

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>>77584636
you shouldnt make fun of the mentally disabled like paul merson

>>77584585
>The last player to score a goal faster on their Premier League debut was Thievy Bifouma, who came on for his Premier League debut for West Brom at half-time and scored after just 36 seconds in a 3-1 defeat at Crystal Palace in February 2014

shouldn't it be starting debut?

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>>77584904
>West Brom 13/14
You now remember Pepe Lel.

>managing to throw away 2-0 and 3-2 leads to Cardiff as well as throwing away a 3-0 lead to Spurs

>>77584960
Never as bad as the Derby season. The season where Addy-bye-your scored 6 (SIX) goals against them or some shit, scored 24 goals in total and then got sold to Spurs for like £35m. Then died after his debut season and left. Top lols.

Will any team beat Derby's shit season?

>>77584990
Not entirely sure where you got the link to Adebayor and Derby from a guy that barely kept WBA up.

>>77585024
That's my point. He managed to keep WBA up and Pepe wasn't as bad as Billy Davies and the other lad.

>>77585059
You were just making a point about shite managers then.

No worries.

On that subject: Solskjaer at Cardiff.

What a shambles that was. In fact, that whole season for Cardiff was a disaster.

>>77585227
You now remember John Carver.

https://youtu.be/I5Sg9K-O7iw

Sorry, got a bit OTT over that meme season where statpadding was real and Addy thought he was GOAT because he banged them in against the worst PL side of all time.

>>77585254
>John Carver
i think he is literally the worst manager to manage in the prem. can't think of anybody worse

>>77585289
Boob Badley

>>77585306
well at least he did quite well for the american national team

>>77585289
Brian McDermott?
Sean Dyche?
Aidy Boothroyd?
Mark McGee?
Chris Hutchings? (he did it at TWO clubs)
Tony Adams?

And, a personal favourite, John Gorman for Swindon. That was hilarious for me. Good to see them fucked hard.

>>77585329
What about >Moyes then

>>77585339
>>77585289
Steve Wigley is, I believe, officially, the worst manager if we go on stats. He had a 6.2% win rate iirc.

>>77585339
sean dyche isn't a bad manager wtf

>>77585424
For Watford he was, sub 20% win rate.

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>>77585445
?

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WERE TOP OF THE LEAGUE
WERE TOP OF THE LEAGUE
OH ARSENAL
WERE TOP OF THE LEAGUE

>>77583213
Another anomaly is inbound, then.

>>77585467
Oh my mistake then. Dunno who I'm thinking of.

hey lads, some mexican soccer player who played for monaco/FCB at some point got indicted under the kingpin act for belonging to a drug cartel. neat eh?
http://www.borderlandbeat.com/2017/08/soccer-star-rafael-marquez-named-in.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rafael_M%C3%A1rquez#Kingpin_Act_designation

>>77585736
Why would you be a part of a drug cartel when you're making fat stacks as a football player? Pride? So dumb.

>>77585759
the guy he worked for was a family member
plus it's mexico
i guess.

>>77585759
He's Mexican, stupid. They just have to commit crime. Like vampires with drinking blood.

>>77585759
>So dumb
hate when americans just assume everyone involved in any situation they know very little about and does something they can't understand is just "dumb"

>>77585759
Implying they wouldn't have killed him if he left the cartel.

>>77583405
>getting this mad about 22 men running around having fun with a ball

>>77584181
>Rondon

Wew, lad

>>77584181
There is no way this team costs 100mil

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Watching Only Connect

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>>77586484
are ya winin?

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>>77586555
I'm doing ok

>>77586484
>>77586555
>>77586584
stop this

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>tfw 8 hours of premier league footy when I wake up tomorrow

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>>77586958

>Steve Bower: "Liverpool will set off with anticipation but also further expectation, following only a second top-four finish in eight seasons.

>w-we're h-huge la!

>be Liverpool
>Finish 6th, 8th, 4th after the 'book worthy season' aka 'Dared to Dream' where we somehow failed to win the Title with the worlds best striker in our team and refball
>Blame this results on everything from the selling of Suarez to it 'not beings Klopp's team'
>Barely scrape Top 4, nearly falling foul on an Arsenal team with so many injuries and suspensions they could field a team on their own
>Claim this as some pinnacle of achievement
>But you dismiss this as a 'sign Klut Kloppo' is finally come good
>You delude yourself into not only thinking you have top players in every area that 'would be competing for positions' with any potential new signings, but also with the belief that people want to go to Liverpool in the first place.
>Start spouting the usual crap about how with a few signings you'll be challenging for trophies (trophies you've not won for over 5 years)
>Start spouting that you'll be challenging the big clubs; Chelsea, City and United, for potential signings.
>Start spouting this all the while ignoring that you only managed Top 4 because you didn't have Europa League, let alone Champions League, football. On top of crashing out of all domestic cups, while only finishing ahead of a team that not only won a trophy but also had CL commitments
>But you ignore this, you just grin and pretend that this is the renaissance of Liverpool Football Club, you pretend this is the start of the new Golden Age and you pretend this is nothing more than a fluke due to external variables and the genuine improvement of teams like Spurs

Being a Liverpool fan is like being a straitjacketed pyscho in a Mental Asylum. You scream and shout and crash about, claiming this is it, this is the end of all those years of hurt. But all you're doing is pissing off the doctors and the poor mentally sound fans who have to walk past your window on the way to the stadium.

Baffling.

Who's gonna draw so much that they end up relegated this season?

>>77585339
Lawrie Sanchez was pretty funny
I remember when Hodgson turned Fulham around and Sanchez went to the public and said he'd already have Fulham safe.
Thought Houlier on his second go round was pretty special too.

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Listen to this shit, /trans/. Don't you dare to tell me it isn't good:

https://youtu.be/24pvX-vyyIc?t=1h10m25s

1:10:25 - 1:14:44

>>77588391
..is this the peruvian flute band music they made fun of on southpark?

>>77588391
Not sure when I'm sober, but I know it has the qualities that would blow me away if I was high.

>eplel shit in my trans thread
this semen slurping thread is a bit much for me

>>77589149
>he prefers less semen slurping

Bit gay.

>https://twitter.com/TheRedmenTV/status/895919839780458496

>>96
which one of you was this?

Any updates on the gf to me situation lads? It's almost September now and I don't want her to be cock tied for Halloween!

>>77589825
i had a meeting with her in london things went well

>>77583678
Over before it began

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fuck those friday night kickoffs. just got up here.

1-0: Wenger in

1-1: N-not over yet!

1-2: Wenger out

2-2: N-not over yet!

2-3: N-no first team CB's! Wneger out!

3-3: N-not over yet!

4-3: WENGER IN

rumours?

Any updates on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?

>>77590124
>tfw so conflicted about Arsenal
>want Arsene to retire as a winner
>don't want their shit fans to feel the joy of winning

wenger IN

reminder that there's football on today

>tfw the premierb owl is back on the meny boys

my body is ready

>>77590535
PogChamp

My friend doesn't have a team and wants a team to support for the new season, anyone have a graph or anything for all the teams so he can pick?

>>77590563

Check out the league table mate.

>>77590566
I meant more like a summary of a club/teams background so he can see what sounds more interesting to him.. ie

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I FUCKING HATE ROONEY GET AWAY FROM THE EVERTON STARTING ELEVEN RIGHT NOOOOOOOOOOOOW. Everton are already trying to accommodate him.

>>77590587
It amazes me that there are people who thought he'd have some sort of resurgence at Everton

>>77590593
I've been calling him shite for years. I was hoping an praying he would fuck off but then again most football fans are fucking retarded. On twitter multiple stated that if that Sigurdson cost 50mil Everton shouldn't just buy Renato Sanches, a completely different player who is legitimately shit.

>woke up early, probably because of football
>we're the late kickoff
ree so much waiting

>>77590587
Rooney is a club legend.

>>77590609
Everton fans have some retarded romanticism with Rooney

Customers especially loved the deal because it was the cleanest way possible to get Rooney to fuck off

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>janny delets the only decent thread on spee
well I guess /trans/ is anime enough

>>77590647
blame Asia

why dont all the games start at 3 ree

>>77590768
because then nothing would be televised

AHHHHH FOOTBALL IS BACK AHHHHHH

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>>77590843
football is overrated
the barclays is what's good

someone post the old fella with his shirt of and his sick tats

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>conceding three (3) goals
>in your first match
>against leicester

The fake news legacy media will not stop pushing false narratives in order to drive a wedge between Coutinho and Liverpool.

They are terrified of the fact we have the best attack in the league and are using mass` subterfuge in an attempt of sabotaging our title and CL chances.

>>77590929
preach brother

>>77590692
Everton fans are just plain retarded.

>>77590929
inshallah

>BREAKING: Real Madrid manager Zinedine Zidane has signed a three-year contract extension at the Bernabeu, report @English_AS

Will he be exposed in the next 4 years?

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it's back lads

why don't liverpool just take the money and buy mbapper

>>77590957
the only part about that that is bad is strongbow

>>77590958
>why don't liverpool sell one of the greatest playmakers in generations and replace him with french african pace babby no.873

>>77590958
i'm sort of thinking this but i reckon the dude can chose where he wants to play and probably pick real or barca

>>77590958
also see >>77590979

>>77590979
ayy

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>one of the greatest playmakers in generations

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he's good but he's not on neymars level

>>77590991
Complete list of great Ausfalian playmakers:

>>77591016
he's a replacement for iniesta not neymar

>>77591016
agreed, i'd say he's more on iniestas

>>77591020
that has to do with??

>>77590979
when did skrtelpower sneak in?

>>77591033
>6'6 250 "sneaking" anywhere

>>77591020
harry kewel

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he's not on ross barkley's level either
but hes brazilian and that will help barca meet their hue quota

>>77590960
Fucking stinks on their breath.

>>77591040
lol

the bald guy who played in italy was ok

me nan works for football, keep this quiet but here are todays results:

watford 3 - 1 liverpool
west brom 1 - 0 bournemouth
chelsea 2 - 0 burnley
crystal palace 1 - 1 huddersfield
everton 0 - 1 stoke
soton 3 - 0 swansea
bha 0 - 4 manchester city

the old show was shite but the new soccer am is starting in 10 mins on sky for all the ST holders

>>77591069
your nan is abl

>>77591069
stoke aren't beating anyone decent away from home

>>77591069
Your nan is senile mate

>>77590979
one is wanted by the best team in the world, the other plays for liverpoo

>>77591078
lester played yesterday

Liverpool loses

>>77582942
do you have the morgan handball when welbeck's shot was blocked?

brighton wins

>>77583235
Was there a sticky yesterday?

>>77586966
feels good, mang.

>>77591092
>tfw even if they win coutinho will still be on strike
ABLs ALWAYS WIN

>>77591107
he's injured anyway

>>77591118
"sore back"

>>77591078
can't blame her, my uncle got killed because of mentally challenged scousers at the heysel

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Are year lads

an awful lot of seething ABAs in this thread today

>>77591158
to do what? get relegated?

>Coutinho isn't that kind of guy, la'
>The lads believe in Klopp's system la', they would die for each other
>Be a legend for the mighty Liverpool or just another name at Barca, I know what players would pick..
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA

Arsenal some how survived so who will be the first EXPOSURE of the season? I don't think its time for Spurs yet. City will make the pundits cum their pants with a 6-0 win or something, poops exposure wont come until the winter...so Chelsea United or Liverpoo?

>>77591118
Stubbed my toe lads, can't play

>>77591258
burnley are shit so definitely not chelsea

>>77591258
manure

>>77591258
Livepoo are going to draw with Coutinho sitting on the bench smugly ala Sanchez. United will draw because it's Mouyes and he'll have them playing hoofball all game.

>>77591287
Chelsea aren't good though. No Hazard and no good striker. If Burnley keep 10 men behind the ball how will Chelsea score?

>>77591258
liverpoo surely

>>77591258
Next week, Poo vs Palace I reckon, if not tottenham for the memes.

>>77591325
I think Spurs will be a slow burn, they'll stick together for now but the ongoing wage revolution and the strains of playing at Wembley will keep cracking them until suddenly spaghetti everywhere

>>77591311
i don't think a draw really equals exposure. and as you said no hazard so they've got that to fall back on

>>77591344
...SO this is the power of english defending + english hoofball

>>77591344
Kek, you could tell he enjoyed that

Everyone post 190cm memes before he gets ideas about posting here

>>77591344
world class defence that

>>77591355
>defending

Whats the fucking point in that? Play 0 center backs and just score more goals for the fans. If anyone argues that Arsenal aren't footballs good guys they are very obviously faggots

>>77591355
The two defenders, in a back 3, who lost Vardy were LBs.

>wenger

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>>77591342
>i don't think a draw really equals exposure

>>77591359
he's been quiet since Sigurdsson left

cant wait until Swansea are relegated and he can never show his face here again

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>>77591363
the pass was pretty good

>>77591342
>chavscum plastics

given the crisis chavscum is in off the field now anything but a win today at home to a literally who relegation candidate would be a total disaster

>>77591333
eyah but imagine the memes if they get EXPOSED 5-1 again. though last season Kane always looked world class against minnows.

>>77591342
A draw against fucking Burnley yes it would.

>>77591365
it's too early to be this bitter

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>Arsenal win 4-3
>OP is just two Leicester players in the foreground with some random Arsenal player faintly visible in the back ground

The absolute state of ABA OP

>>77585339
>Sean Dyche is a bad manager
>Sean Dyche kept Burnley up
pick the only one that actually happened you fucking moron

>>77591390
and albrighton had only just won the ball back from a terrible pass so they weren't as organised as a normal attack would have been

>>77591383
It doesn't really, losses are the only true exposure or maybe blowing a 2 goal lead to draw.

>>77591406
I wasn't being sarcastic though..

>>77591413
It's quite possible this post will be ignored, so just know you gave me a chuckle

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give watford your energy so we can see a major meltdown
\o/

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WTF

>>77591437
\o/

Hoping for a cameo from Harry the Hornet after Watford win desu

>>77591424
Maybe but I'll still have a cheeky chuckle

>>77591437
>Livercucks

https://youtu.be/JR1i--VCxD4
Japan's Keisuke Honda targets Champions League for small Austrian club

Japan international Keisuke Honda's family-run agency has bought into SV Horn of the Austrian third division, with an eye toward winning the Bundesliga. More videos: http://sport360.com/video

>lelsea fans pretending a draw against burnley wouldn't be exposure

oh dear. it's going to be a long season for them lol

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>>77591448

>>77591444
Which alien movie is this

>>77591355
>hoofball
it was an inch perfect cross

>>77591485
RIP ighalo

>>77591471
Surely austria has to be the stupidest league to try this in given RB salzburg

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>>77591471

>>77591471
>Honda's playing in mexico
why didn't he come back to afc

>>77591258
Liverpool lose. Finish 7th.

>>77591424
>Winningest side in PL history unable to fend off fucking Burnley does not equal exposure
Besides if anything exposure is good for Conte, allows him to implement his meme tactics

>>77591413
i see what you did there lad

none of the 15:00 games look very good
might just watch the mooy boys

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>Hull City Tigers v Burton Albion Brewers
Apparently "the" doesn't exist to the Allams.

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>>77591539
>winningest
>disgusting american words

This is an English speaking board Lemarius

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lost over 700 pounds on this fixtures last season after backing rovers double chance only to lose it in the dying seconds

eh lads
remember when city was the least likeable manchester club?

>>77591557
is this graphic to entice yanks

>>77591557
easy win today for the oranges

>>77591580
Remember when people cared about City? No that's right, literally no one in the history of English football has ever given half a fuck about them

>>77584960
and he still fucking stayed up

based mr lel

>>77591580
they've never inspired any feelings

Why do RAWK keep changing the title of their Coutinho thread to nonsensical shit?

>>77591599
They have the best active manager in football, arguably of all time. Plenty care about The City.

Just popped on Soccer AM to see if it's changed. It's somehow worse than it ever was.

Did anyone else notice the commentator go off after Giroud's goal yesterday
When did PL become this self obsessed

>>77591599
That one famous dude from oasis la

>>77591619
>genuinely thinking Jimmy fucking Bullard would improve anything
>Sky

>>77588391
It's shit

>>77591621
Years ago.

>>77591621
it always has been and that's why everyone loves it
just be confident bro is legitimate advice

>>77591555
Watch Bayern vs Chemnitz (nice trips btw)

Important 3pm poll lads
http://www.strawpoll.me/13687881
http://www.strawpoll.me/13687881
http://www.strawpoll.me/13687881
http://www.strawpoll.me/13687881

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>>77591258
It'll either be 'poo cause Coutinho will try his hardest to force the move by acting like a nonce or Lukaku because if the Super Cup was any indication, Romelu has forgotten how to play football.

>mfw I'm wrong and it turns out Toots will collapse first

jimmy is box office
get rid of the other two

just marathoned the highlights of last nights game

how do i think arsenal will do this season?

harry...your hands are freezing

>>77591642
>buyern vs. a 3liga team
uh no

>>77591659
>forgotten how to play football
Always been a flat track bully. No first touch or work rate either

>>77590503
This. I'm an Arsenal supporter and I'm sick of our glory hunting instant success fans. I just avoid them as much as possible.

>>77591555
Trips for Mooy

>>77591683
>I'm better than everyone else because I like winning nothing

>>77591691
>yfw this is the actual reason Arsenal bandwagoners have for doing that

>>77584464
DONT

>>77591599
imagine being this bitter. The absolute state of (you)

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>>77591685
here's my gf showing her support

>>77584464
Transfer incoming and the fans are going wild in anticipation

>tfw haven't had a wank yet today and unironically would bury my face in her snatch

>>77591691
Not at all. But you don't go to games and have these twats start spouting utter shit that makes you cringe.

>hur dur why don't we buy Messi? xD

Tier shit. It's fucking annoying. As I said, I try and avoid it as much as possible. Arsenal aren't a big club and don't have financial clout to mitigate that. Expecting top top world class players to choose Arsenal over say, City or Chelsea, is ludicrous.

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I'm at Maccas, lads. Want anything?

>>77591732
cornetto

>>77591725
>Arsenal aren't a big club

lol. hello spudcunt

>>77591737
Righto. I will swing by the Servo.

>>77584636
>sending Bouldy and not based Lehman

>>77591683
>>77591725
>audible fan screaming fuck off at ozil every 2 minutes on tv last night
>from the season ticket holders section
why do these people go if it makes them so fucking miserable

Are Juventus a big club? Seem pretty small time to me, equivalent to Huddersfield in terms of exposure I reckon

>>77591746
big clubs don't spend three seasons chasing lacazette-tier mediocrity mate