/heem/

Favorite Woman Fighter?

I been the man!!

Give and go then I run it in
Ain't no circus I be juggling

10 toes gotta know what I do it for
Everyday I'm hustling
Slipping, why they stumbling
While I’m underground tunneling

Found an entrance now I’m coming in
They don’t want to see me coming in
Doing 80 in a 50 zone
Then I made a left on Cumberland

OT, on the hunt again
All the hundreds they be falling out the sky
End of winter till the summer end

Kick the door down, how you mean
Now the whole team coming in
Now the whole team coming in

I just want the riches
Know the lifestyle dangerous
But we only gon grow they be lying if they said it wouldn’t change us

But we always gon remain us
We gon never ever change up
We gon never ever change up
We gon never ever change up heyy!!

Money money money team(x12)

Im a pull up on another scene
I ain't playing for no other team

Money money money money team(x2)

WAY too early

>>77573954
fuk u goof

>>77573915
Mayweather wins by KO

>>77573969
It's refpunch, it's always refpunch.

thoughts on aspen ladd's ufc future?

>>77573997
First 145 title shot after Holm.

Theres only 1 (one) Conor Mcgregor and theres no fighter better, and hes gonna knock out Floyd Mayweather

>>77573997
>aspen lard

misses weight repeatedly and ends up the first woman's 185lb champ

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>>77573969
>can't even KO Kevin Lee
>thinks he can KO Conor McGregor

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Could Aspen Ladd beat this fighter at 145?

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*deletes your thread*
Heh, nothin personnel kid

>>77574089
i-is this dan henderson?

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>>77574083
Unironically yes.

>>77574064
this desu

>>77574095
It's Dan "Hollywood" Henderson

>>77574064
how is he doing, i heard he had one too many scoops.

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Why dont we see more unique fighting styles clashing against one another in MMA like in my favourite Asian action movie bloodsport? Why dont the UFC sign Saenchai?

>>77574121
how's his tdd

>>77574121
Because people learned over time that you have to mix your martial arts to succeed in mixed martial arts, crazy I know right ?

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Muh prospect

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Is the ufc fake?

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>>77573930

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>>77574160
Sometimes

Why doesn't the UFC rematch Gomi and Penn?

>>77574160
yes

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>>77574177

Who else would make a good "battle of the JUSTs"?

Hendricks vs Weidman?

>>77574212
Weidman's back in the win column, sadly. Browne rematching Arlovski?

>>77574150
CTE: the webm

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>>77574212

>>77574212
Vitor vs. Rashad

Where will you be posting August 26th, /heem/ or /box/?

>>77574285
When did Nate get all these tattoos before 3rd fight ?

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>>77574305

/heem/ stays in /heem/ and /box/ can go fuck themselves

>>77574305
We should have a special /heembox/ co-thread, but if not than heem.

>>77574327
i like this idea

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>>77574312

guy in the pic is twice the size of conor. everyone knows nate was 3 times the size

>>77574305
There will be a series of giant laggy stickies, possibly made by janies themselves with lame titles

I know we pretend we're all tough guys here but lets face it, we're probably betas. So I'd like to ask, how does a beta male sign up to martial arts classes and walk into a gym to train?

What's the betas guide to not being a beta anymore and learning to fight?

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>>77574341
Nate looks smaller cause it's at 155

>>77573941
cringe cringe cringe cringe team(x2)

>>77574363
What the fuck are you talking about? I train Boxing, wrestling and muay thai. Fuck off beta, you will never make it. Fucking cunt.

Having a mate to go to it with doesnt hurt when you're a newcomer though.

>>77574363
mma gyms are generally full of nice accepting people, just find out one that has an opening day at some point and go in. that way you wont be the only new person (even though you wouldnt be anyway, always loads)

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>>77574363

wat

The hardest thing about starting and walking into the gym for the first time is literally that, just starting. Once you do it it's a piece of piss. And no one cares if you're fat, have shit hair or no technique.

Just do de damn ting.

>>77574363
If going to a sport gym is a problem for you start by getting fit. Fitness gyms are more welcoming to newcomers and after you get in shape your confidence will get higher and going to martial arts gym won't be a problem

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>Gasman vs Silva is actually happening

wew

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>>77574160
It's slowly becoming more like WWE, I blame Gooby

>>77574378
Lad I wasn't being overly serious please calm down. Thanks for the tip though.
>>77574411
Thanks mate, good to know.
>>77574418
>>77574419
I'm already in decentish shape so I'm not worried about that part. It's more a mental hurdle I need to get over.

Thanks lads.

>>77574450

It'll be easier than you think. You're not gonna get picked on or anything, people in fight gyms are generally respectful dudes.

>>77574437
Why on earth wouldn't Gastelum move back to 170? What is this match even

>>77574473
You ever walk into a proper competitive gym where everyones trying to suck the coachs cock? they look at you like fresh meat

>>77574482
>>77574437
He needs time to lose weight, might as well transition with Silva.

>>77574327
>not /boxheem/

even sounds like 'boxing'

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>>77574501

I'm not making friends with boxing nerds

>>77574482
Easy win over a big name for Kelvin ? There's no rush to get back to 170 where the title picture isn't clear

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>>77574446
If it wasn't for pro-wrestling MMA as we know it wouldn't exist.

>>77574482
185 is a shitshow anyway, rankings mean nothing. Moose did the smart thing by leaving.
What surprises me a bit is that Spider seems to not give a shit about GOAT status anymore, taking pointless fights even after Jon retook his throne

>>77574377
t. easy work

>>77574446
Bitchping-GSP, Snoopcast, even the Bork thing which I doubt will happen. Sad, but obvious that's where the WME skypes are taking the sport

>>77574563
how does that even make any sense

>>77574488
>hey coach look at me I'm beating up this new guy!
Literally what do you have to gain from picking on a beginner? If you want to impress the coach surely you'd be sparring/rolling with one of the big dogs, not some noob.

>>77574488
>You ever walk into a proper competitive gym where everyones trying to suck the coachs cock

>british "men"
>british "sports"

>>77574590
Do you know anything about the history of MMA?

>>77574610
Far more than you.

>Vince McMahon created UFC

You're simply wrong.

>>77574627
Where did I say that? And if you knew anything you'd know that most of the early MMA organisations, including PRIDE were formed by pro-wrestlers.

>>77574639
>implying any of those matter in anyway outside of lowtest's minds

>literally believes Vince McMahon created UFC

wow.

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>>77574563

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>>77574607

I think you got cyber bullied by a brit

All English fighters are bums

>>77574649
You're fucking dumb as fuck. Don't know the history of this sport and should be ashamed. get off /heem/ you dumb burger.

>>77574665
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Bong Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Bong Close Your Eyes Haha

>>77574673
>only simultaneous 2-division champ in UFC history
>bum

>>77574681
>wwe fanboi

wrong as always, lad

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>>77574694

>replying to the burger with a severe chip on his shoulder regarding brits

don't make his pain any worse guy

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>>77574721
>le best striker in MW

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>>77574696
again, I didn't say anything about WWE. Just that one of the biggest and most important MMA organisations of all time was created by a pro-wrestler. Stay ignorant and mad.

State of UFCdrones.

>>77574757
Where is Pride?

how seething are you right now that you can't even hope to win this?

>>77574694
um citation needed

>>77574778
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conor_McGregor#Awards.2C_records.2C_and_honours

>>77574739
Thales Leties my guy, deep waters

>>77574771

>>>/asp/

>>77574771
>seething
ah right you're one of those people. Explains the ignorance and general shittery.

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>ayyy Conor made me suck his dick or whatever, he made me sign a contract that I had to sit down when I peed and whatnot

>>77574655
if you don't fite with bas' style you aren't a real man imho

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>>77574694
>only simultaneous two week world champion in UFC history

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>>77574803
>2015 Ireland's Most Stylish Man

>>77574824
>low test confirmed

stay dumb lol

>>77574803
>Conor Anthony McGregor (Irish: Conchúr Antóin Mac Gréagóir; born 14 July 1988)

>Conor Anthony McGregor[12] was born on 14 July 1988 in Crumlin, Dublin, the son of Tony and Margaret McGregor.[1] He was raised in Crumlin and attended a Gaelscoil and Gaelcholáiste at both primary and at secondary level in Coláiste de hÍde in Tallaght

>In 2006, McGregor moved with his family to Lucan, Dublin, attending Gaelcholáiste Coláiste Cois Life.

Are you trying to tell me that every English fighter with Irish blood is actually an Irish fighter? So, all of them? Including Bisping whos father is Polish and mother is Irish? Including Fury? Including Hatton? Nice.

>>77574819
>bong banter

the real m8s must have fallen asleep already

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Name one fighter who can beat this woman.

If you lived 10 minutes from this gym would you train there?

>>77574843
Every fighter from England is English, as is every fighter not from England.

>>77574869
shevchenko, why not?

>>77574858
>>77574840

Don't even use the word "banter" when yours is this disgraceful you unoriginal meme spouting cretin.

>>77574843
Bisping is American

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>>77574869
*blocks your title shot at 125*

>>77574878
My fighting nickname is "The English Dragon"

>>77574881
>unoriginal meme spouting
>cretin

lol try again, m8

>>77574150
>Jason Knight is the best grappler in the division, post your bet on Lamas so I can laugh at you

>>77574878
My fighting nickname is "The English Irishman"

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>>77574895

Just awful

>>77574883
Bisping is the greatest living American

>>77574910
>literally seething

lol lad, try to stop responding. (You) can't.

We both know you're the low test cuck your banter has proved it.

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>>77574915
Bisping is Polish you fucking racists

>>77574928

My guy all you have said is "seething", "cuck" "m8" and "lol"

Don't worry I'm perfectly comfortable, just wanted to see if you actually had anything interesting to say

>>77574150
>*forgets to put his guard back up*

What did he mean by this?

>>77574935
I like Shev but that's some cringey shit

>>77574928
>>77574942
Two "autists" trying to "banter" eachother when I would shut you both down irl

brutal

>>77574953

My dad would literally kill your dad

>>77574150
imagine being a diaz brother lol everytime some bum is getting his ass beat and taking way to many punches they get brought up

>muh hick diaz

Idiots ITT actually thought Manuwa was good

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>>77574990

For sure my guy Dimmy is a good fighter

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>>77574826
>Conor did not put hands on me! D-Don't look at my face

>>77575018
that was a nasty KO

i don't like the falling backwards ones

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If Bas Rutten and Brian Urlacher came to blows during their altercation, who would have won?

>>77575042
Bas Rutten is another American. Probably lives next to Bisping.

>>77574150
What's Homer Simpson doing back in the ring?

>>77575064
he went from being a badass dutch fighter to having half mexican grandkids

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>>77575024

>>77575087
*dabs*

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>>77575064

Who is your favourite American fighter?

>>77575099
probably florida's own amanda nunes

>>77575064
Even as a leaf, it's known that America is objectively the best country to live in if you aren't a poorfag. All successful Canadians move to the US, or at least out of this frozen cuckland. I imagine it's the same for Europeans. You can live in a faggy little nanny state full of terrorists where you can throw a stone and have it land two 'nations' away, or you can live in the US. Pretty easy choice. I'm stuck up here because I have a job that I'm incredibly fortunate to have, but hopefully one day I can escape.

>>77575087
*breakdances over a cold dead corpse*

Who is the current best non-american fighter who never abandoned their country of birth?

>>77575125
Elvis Sinosic, my guy.

>>77575087
savage

career ender

Daily reminder Cody Garbrandt will Heem TJ

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>>77575125

Did Whittaker move to america yet?

>>77575125
i was going to say whittaker but nevermind
probably karolina

Who was in the wrong here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NELG7o10V8s

>>77575139
left nz for aus!

>>77575146
Didn't CTE-kun say that he never got into a street fight as a kid in an older podcast?

>>77575147

Oh yeah shit

This is actually quite tricky

>>77575146
is this real...?

>>77574150
satisfying fight desu

friggin methhead btfo

>>77575146
Fuck Schaub, Callen is actually coolguy. You can see how Schlob looks at him like some punk rich spoiled brat

>>77574150
t.early ruined career

>>77575146
>i've been in more fights than you
lol

Lesnar v JJ, is the size difference too much or would Joanna be able to take it?

>>77575225
Joanna can take it, she's been against bigger men

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>>77575125
Aldo probably

>>77575125
McGregor, never forgot his roots in the slums of Dublin

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>>77575225
she is a large woman

>>77575155
yes

except that one time he threw his roommate through a glass sliding door. but then that was just bullying, not fighting i guess.

>>77575191
when in fact splob's family was wealthy as well

>>77575282
>Bro, I had many fights with my brother ya

>>77575282
i know you're not saying it, but what does that have to do with fighting, there was fighting literally every day where i grew up lol, maybe the only difference between our fights and poor peoples were we would stop once the person was on the ground/obviously quit

>>77575300
It relates because Schaub was being a cunt bringing wealth into it

>>77573915
Does anyone have the yoel pic of him walking away?

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>>77575146

This is so pathetic jesus fuck

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>>77575316
Go on, /heem/

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>>77575146

>Oh for sure B I've been in millions of street fights my guy more than you haha look at you you're mad haha you're mad lol

haha epic bants!! :PP

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>>77575316

>>77575146
LOL two meatheads arguing about who is more macho. Fucking pathetic. Real men do not get into this kind of bitch slapping kind of argument.

>>77575339
>literally a condom stuffed with walnuts

Is this the natty limit?

>>77575146
>Schmuck outright calls him a liar for standing his ground
Callen should stop taking this shit desu

>>77575369
They made more money that episode than working a year at walmart

>>77575339
This is a body of a 40 year old man.

>>77574935
>Player 2 wins

>>77575414
The scary thing is that he's probably even older, Cuba has been lying about the age of their amateur athletes for decades.

>>77575300
Pretty wealthy family here, didn't mean shit when you go to the pub and someone starts on you though. Here in London you have some of the riches areas in the world and walk five minutes and you're in the middle of a council estate.

Being wealthy (unless you're super rich and live in a gated community or something) doesn't insulate you from fighting and shit. In fact it probably makes you more of a target for random attacks if you wear your wealth. What a dumb thing to say.

>>77575146
this is the last time they spoke as friends.......

>>77575404
What does that mean? That there's a market of meathead brainlets who like to listen to two men call each other 'bro' while they argue about dumb pointless shit?

Who would of thought??

I don't get why people celebrate Conors victories at their own

>>77575452
>council estate.
used to think this meant large mansions etc. both council and estate sound kind of posh.

apparently that's not the case.

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>>77575531
it means they're not really arguing they're doing a show and making money so relax before i break your jaw

>>77575536
This, coming from the land of America's Own Michael Bisping?

>>77575536
Low IQs and savings accounts

>>77575550
This bothers me, Yoel didn't get wished happy birthday from UFC but this fucking tomato can does?

>>77575536
Relatable

>>77575551
Dumb post

>>77575563
>>77575580
I mean I'm happy when fighters I like win but I never jump up screaming and go trash talk pro athletes like they do thinking they won the fight. I remember seeing a bunch of irish keep saying "we beat Aldo" Conor and his team did not the fans

>>77575609
>I mean I'm happy when fighters I like win but I never jump up screaming and go trash talk pro athletes like they do thinking they won the fight

that's because you're not retarded

>>77575547
You're probably thinking of just estates, like those big country houses with loads of land.

GODDAMN RAMPAGE IS BIG AS FUCK

https://www twitch
tv/videos/166000742

>>77573930
Your mom still not gotten you a gig?

>>77575651
yeah probably. and if some english kid told me
>my dad is a member of the council!
i would think he's either full of shit or his dad is some sort of lord or whatever. mix the two words, and i'd imagine some medieval castle.

I'm thinking about buying the fight pass meme so I can start getting back into ufc and watching some sweet fights.

It isn't much to do pay but I don't know, can anyone convince me one way or another

>>77575711
If you have any interest in watching old fight's it's great.

If you don't, it isn't.

>>77575693
It's very odd and peculiar that calendar is here from 10 am to 3 am every day. I wonder if he's disabled or clinically depressed.

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>>77575711
The fights are online, don't support Dana's addiction

>>77575732
Does he ever sleep?

>>77575729
I've got a half finished list from about 2 years ago of fights you lot recommended, I was going to pick them back up and consider watching one of their meme shows they've got but I don't know if any of them are good

>>77575087
Holy shit is that Platinum? Totally missed that fight.

>>77575711
Get the free first week. See if it's for you and if you're making use of it.
It's not a lot of time but it should give you an idea

>>77575711
i'll support it if they do they start doing the ppv's live

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>look at my face
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8s2C_Ufy6g

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>>77575732
Isn't
>who is your favorite woman fighter
a meme at this point ? Surely this can't be doing of one man, right ?

>>77575778
just kidding i wont, never pay for something if you can get it for free and don't care about quality, this monitor is so bad lol

>>77575808
>Surely this can't be doing of one man, right ?
It literally is just one loser, moron.

>>77575830
Oddly enough that loser is the most active heemposter

>>77575808
Not unless he's using proxies I've seen it from multiple flags. Then again as you said yourself it doesn't take much to make a joanna post every half an hour and go back to whatever you're doing.

do you think you could knockout travis fulton with a jab?

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>haha he is falling right into my gameplan

>>77575847
Yeah it doesn't take much but what's the point of asking the same thing multiple times a day when nobody answers ?

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Is Jessica Eye, dear I say, free money?

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Nate won get over it already

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<------Gooby!

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<--- nathan

>>77574121
Because slowly MMA is becoming it's own style that you need to compete in MMA fights.

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<----Tappy

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>I wuz winnin the fight nuhmean, weedlmao, uh I totally won he dindu nuffin u know

>>77575938
>>77575953
>>77575993
>>77576033
Here is your reply

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Imagine hiding your scars with make-up just so your teenage nuthuggers can think you didn't get hurt

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>>77574885
she couldn't even beat Amanda the first time. She's going to lose again.

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>>77576015
It's kinda shifting, used to be full of wrestlers with overhand right and ground and pound and now it's mostly kickboxers or even boxers with takedown defence.
Right now there's not a single champion who implements primarily grappling oriented gameplan

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ayo, STOCKON! haha! I fcked day guy up right nick? Ye, I totally won haha

Conor fags having a meltdown

>>77576069
probably via donkey kong smash
then val can move down and fight smaller women

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>ayy that was an easy fight, 420 yo! this is fake blood btw, just scar tissue lmao

>>77576077
axe murder victim? who is that

>>77576069
Nunes couldn't even finish her the first time. She's going to fail again.

>>77574935
Why the fuck is she dancing lezginka if it's a kavkaz dance? Kirgizia has nothing to do with them.

>>77576077
>>77576111
Why are you so butthurt?

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Jiu Jitsu brown belt yeh

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What fight should I watch during graduation?

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>>77576078
>>77576142

>lmao homie u so butthurt, im beating yo ass, Stockton son!

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>>77576111

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>>77576091
Her ground and pound was vicious the first fight.

>>77576120
I guess she failed since she still has the belt.

>>77576166
Nick Diaz vs Robbie Lawler

>>77576166
>Graduation
Aboslutely normie

>>77574564
Silva will remain a GOAT until someone at middleweight has a better run than him bud.

>>77576173
Why are you seething this much?

>>77575087
I gotta respect Mike for not going for the nigger tap when he was out.

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Cause there ain't no such thing as half-way crooks

Scared to death

Scared to look

they shook

>>77576247
Yes because this is MMA, not boxing. When Jones is 40 years old the young guys will feast on him too.

>>77576166
Cain vs JDS 2. Might prepare you for the real world.

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>ayoo dey be mad nick! dey be mad I'm executing my gameplan!

>>77576271
Ben Henderson beat his ass for five rounds and didn't even break a sweat, McGregor looked like total shit for 40% of that fight. Jogging around with his hands on his hips looking at the clock and shit.

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Last post on /box/ was over an hour ago

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>>77576166
McGoat vs DiCan

>>77576200
if you wanna divide GOATs into weight divisions, sure. Most people talk about "the" GOAT, making it a p4p thing

>>77576298
So what? I'd rather that than watching Mcgregory spergs sperg out every single thread with the same overdone webms.

Are there any fights tonight? Someone please tell me Lellator is capitalizing on UFCs break so we have something to watch.

>>77576247
Yes. He dominated for 16 fights straight in more than one weightclass and didn't lose the title until he was 38 you dumb goober.

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Gotta keep the pimp hand strong my man

>>77576327
In 2 weeks

Why do the Diaz brothers have such good chins?

>>77576368
do you not understand the concept of age?

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When will whitey learn?

>>77576374
I like the part where Bisping was kneed unconscious

>>77576361
losing your conciseness relies on you being conscious in the first place.

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>>77576399
He was never unconscious and he still kept his belt.

>>77576418
Why do women do this?

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>>77576361
Its that Cali bud
side note; who else misses the Bendo era? his style was irritating and he lost almost all his title fights but god damn he was fun on occasion.

>>77576461
Because they know it does odd things to our dangly bits

>>77576461
They like to eat cake and baking yourself is fun ?

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>>77576471
Yeah he was a quality meme fighter

>>77576471
>conor has an absurd reach
>can't even legpunch nate diaz

lmao
m
a
o

>>77576290
And now Bensons in Bellator losing to absolute trash

>>77576429
this really is the scat spammer

Benson should have got decision over cowboy right?

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>>77576621

>>77576664
Bud, go fk urself

>>77576621
not really, they both should have got an L, the shit was a weak sparring match

>>77576621
http://mmadecisions.com/decision/5921/Donald-Cerrone-vs-Benson-Henderson;jsessionid=A4499E4ECA43C51F0B62F6A6A26EECA4

>>77576656
he also keeps memeing "this is the spammer" posts thinking he's confusing anyone. he has a canadian and polish proxy that I've noticed. get a life, nigger

>>77576718
He's always American or Netherlands proxy

>>77576298
Nobody cares. /heem/ is combat sports anyway

>>77576605
Koreshkov and Chandler are top 10 fighters

>>77576621
Yes clearly

>>77576777
Bisping sucks, get over it

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>>77576741
>chandler
>breaks his ankle from one leg kick
>top ten

r u avin' a giggle m80?

Just looked it up and Henderson's fighting Freire in September. Larkin-Daley and Roy Nelson's Bellator debut are on the same card along with some kickboxing.

>>77576732
Netherlands is probably his scat proxy then. I also remember him doing it under Thailand. He keeps spamming Bitchping and had a meltdown talking about Trump & Hillary a few days ago

>>77576777
Hardyposter was someone else as I already told you, obese loser

>>77576803
>Anderson Silva
>not Top 10

>>77576828
I fear for Fedor, if Nelson puts on good performance he may ask for him

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Current undisputed middleweight champion

>>77576849
Oh god, Fedor needs to retire. I don't know why he's still going

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>>77576897
>undisputed

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>>77576936
It means he's the undisputed middleweight champion buddeh

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>it's a heem plays detective on the case of mysterious scat spammer episode

What are you gonna do when you finally crack the case anyways ?

>>77576974
>undisputed
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

>>77576887
there's been 2 Greeks posting in the last month, and I'm pretty sure the other one isn't Hardyposter either.

>>77576974
>>77576979
>>77576983
scat spammer

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>>77576983
He couldn't even beat Segal. Bisping is going to beat him easily.

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>>77577040

What is it about /Heem/ that are attracts so many autistic spergs?

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>>77577015
And STILL undisputed middleweight champion Michael Bisping!

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>>77577040
Captain America was on roids when they fought, GSP should appeal that loss

>>77577073
>undisputed
How does that work, exactly, when there's an interim title?

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have you wished Rogan and Artem happy birthday yet?

>>77577126
for sure i sent rogan a picture of my cock my man 100%

>>77577126
Tomorrows the 18th? wow where does the time go

>>77577146
how did he like it?

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>>77577126

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>>77577106
His stock market price was low

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>>77577126
Sorry, too busy prepping my bedroom for all the face sitting my wife will be doing.

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>>77576897
>can't lose the title if you duck contenders that aren't nearly retired

The madman. He will hold that belt for years to come. He is the thinking man's champion.

>>77577181
is she fighting again soon

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>>77577126
>a calendar that doesn't have every day on it
they figured this shit out 5000 years ago retard and you still can't seem to get it.

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>>77577115
It works by Michael Bisping being the undisputed middleweight champion

>>77577064

It went downhill when mandrama retards started watching.

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>>77577209
here you go, sounds like you need a heeminder

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can somebody please make one of those floating heads with this pic

>>77577214
But it's literally disputed. There are two champions.

>>77577214
Sir, I think you need a quick Google search on "undisputed"

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>>77577262
>>77577266

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>>77577191
Whittaker ducked Bisping. He doesn't want to get heemed like Rockhold.

>>77577126
Have you ever seen an actual calendar before? What the fuck is this layout

>>77577250
No you freak

>>77577262
>>77577266
stop replying to the scat spammer