/trans/ - Start of the Season edition

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>Real Madrid have held secret talks with Juventus over Barcelona target and Argentina forward Paulo Dybala, 23. (Don Balon - in Spanish)

Arsene Wenger says Chelsea boss Antonio Conte should call back some of his loan players if he is worried about the size of his squad. (Times - subscription required)

>Samir Nasri's hopes of leaving Manchester City could be scuppered by the club's £10m-plus valuation of the 30-year-old French midfielder, in addition to the player earning £9.6m in wages. (Daily Telegraph)

Leicester City boss Craig Shakespeare says he is not losing sleep over the threat of losing players before transfer deadline day. (Daily Star)

>Newcastle and West Ham are locked in a battle to sign Brentford's Spanish midfielder Jota, 26. (Daily Mirror)

Newcastle boss Rafael Benitez fears he will miss out on Arsenal striker Lucas Perez, who would prefer a move to Deportivo La Coruna. (Daily Express)

>Stoke City are trying to complete the £7m signing of Porto's Dutch defender Bruno Martins Indi, 25, in time for him to be eligible to play against Everton on Saturday. (Sky Sports)

>>77572144
>in the 60s

in a time when football was growing exponentially and he was one of the founding figures of all the historic big clubs? you can't compare that to a fucking russian laundering his money through a newly acquired prem club in the 2000s

>>77572169
>lol liverpoo do i fit in yet? im an american

manure customer?

>>77572192
>memegium customer

>>77572206
im actually on a 6 hour layover, shitposting with a new flag is like sex

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pompey are going up lads

Saints are going down

>two trans threads
>but the other claims it's "prem" too
ahh

>>77572274
im not really into the gambian premier leauge tho

>>77572192
Chelsea customer

hello yuropoor

>>77572311
fair enough but they're shit with zero heart

you have to live with this

>football clashes with only connect
hate friday night games

>>77572354
u gay?

>>77572354
>Football clashes with Take Me Out

JUST

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>>77572339
>but they're shit with zero heart
Didn't they just win the prem?

CHAD DE MERDA, VAI-TE FODER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>77572380
What are you on about?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40856491

I'm a pretty biased man city fan but it still seems weird just how manchester heavy the title predictions are

And I don't get what's so impressive with united, they replaced a good striker with a good striker but they've still got nobody else who can reliably score

>>77572377
an empty victory without much aplomb

such is the life of a plastic club

>>77572446
Did chelsea hurt you when you were little?

>>77572445
Man U old boys secretly own the english media

>football season starts
>the shitposters that plague this board return
Fitizen has already started in the other thread.

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>qtinho handing in a transfer request

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>>77572750
my sides

>>77572445
See >>77572485

There is a very heavy bias towards Manure in the media.

>>77572767
The absolute state of this transfer window.

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>>77572767
lmao this was obviously coming after liverpoo's statement

>>77572485
>secretly

>>77572767
300 mil then

>>77572750
>>77572767
Actually reliable sources say otherwise though.

Sky """sources""" also claimed yesterday that Dembele was on a plane to Barcelona.

>>77572767
FAKE NEWS

I'm now wondering what's happening to Sky
Could it be that Barca agents are trying to win them over to catalans' side or something?

Anyone have the klopp
>not fair
Pic?

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>>77572844
oh for sure

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>>77572445
BBC Head Sports Writer is McNulty who is a well known United fan. He is literally fucking obsessed. Also Ibra

>>77572881
This?

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Good goy

>>77572923
He was fined 2 weeks salary too. As a spud his comment really fucking hurt but he's not wrong.

>>77572791
>barca getting btfo by psg, liverpool and dortmund
I'm enjoying it. Just reading the comments on the internet from salty Barca fanboys has been very fun.

Dortmund will probably sell in the end, but they are in a very strong position while Barca reeks of desperation. The Qtinho situation doesn't help them either. They will pay what Dortmund is asking for. I just hope they jacked up the price or decided to report Barca for the crap for they pulled yesterday. That would be the cherry on top.

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>>77572923
tottenham are absolute trash
>rich owner
>stingy with transfers
>shit wages for players
>never win shit
lmao

>>77572934
lol any excuse for levy to save money

>>77572923
>>77572962

>google tottenham transfers
>no transfers in

Why?

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>tfw google doodle

>>77572957
lighten up man you're almost crying

>>77572992
the precious shekels la

>>77572916
Nah the one where he's gurning his tits off

COUTINHO HANDS IN TRANSFER REQUEST

>Philippe Coutinho has issued Liverpool with an official transfer request, according to Sky sources.

>Aa close family member of Coutinho's has told Sky Sports News: "Philippe has tried very hard to find an amicable solution to this situation but to no avail.

>"He has tremendous love for the club and its fans, but like Steven Gerrard and Luis Suarez have pointed out in the past, Liverpool does not let its players leave on amicable terms

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Why is Carlos Vela throwing his career away right before the World Cup? Los Angeles is a retirement home

>>77572995
they must've spent months on this

>>77572957
Their behaviour's been baffling.
>Dortmund know they're desperate for a replacement and ask for €120m up front
>Barcelona's initial bid is under that, with a large portion of it being tied up in bonuses

>>77572261
If we get back to back promotions we'll struggle in the Championship, I'm happy with a year or 2 in League 1 to find our feet

>de gay

So we using this thread?

post yfw Liverpool hijack the Sigurdsson deal

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>>77574096

why the fuck wouldn't Coutinho want to play for barca

it's like going from nuneaton town to man city

>>77574117
How do you know he's a tubby guy?

>>77574124
He's on 4chan?

>>77574097
I guess. Fucking hate this thread splitting shit.

Spastics.

Got a Vodouist gf lads

1. Fat head idiot somehow logs onto his computer by smashing the keyboard at full force with his fat head
2. Somehow manages to stumble upon a sports website
3. Story relevent to united or not relevent to united appears with comment section
4. Cunt fucking clicks into this articles and posts in the comment I H8 UNITED BBC ARE UNITED ASSLICKERS XDDDDDDD
5. A million more stupid dickheads click into the article to upvote that guys comments
6. Journalists report more on united because idiots constantly click into their article

>>77574134
ummm no u havent

>>77574132
>not being /fit/
embarrassing (to be frank with you)

>>77574133
Me too lad. Fed up of lots of stuff in these threads. The Australian shitposter, the Dutchfag posting Jews, Shitzen having meltdowns. Fed up desu.

>>77574142
Y-yeah, I know r-right? Post pics please. No homo.

>>77574144
Honestly, I don't really care as long as there's just one thread.

>>77574138
ummm yeah i have? she's very spiritual actually

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what happened to ye olde trans pub

>>77574133
blame the autistic eritreaboo

>>77574152
Yeah but it's just pushing me over lad. It's bad enough the threads split and it's ruined by cunts. The Finnish/Serbia war was terrible.

Loving this spurs collapse. They had their two year window. They choked twice. Now they're done. Alli and Kane gone next year too

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>>77574156

>>77572445
They should sack this one guy for betting on Tottenham, he clearly knows shit

can i fit return of the king in before the season starts

>>77574181
yes

>>77574181
in where?

>>77574181
Game or Movie?

>>77574205
movie

>>77574207
extended or regular

>>77574167
Liverpool is funnier... Oh.. Flag.

Putting all my money on neymar being more than 100 kg before the end of the season.

>>77574175
>a pint of slip for me please, and whatever the qt on the far left is having. Tell her it's from me.

>>77574214
extended

>>77574207
Yeah the ending is shit and is a copout anyway

>>77574223
dvd or blu-ray?

>>77574230
Video digital distribution platform

>>77572445

City have the best manager who is now used to the league. They made the best signings. They fixed their weaknesses. And even last year with so much going wrong for them they still finished 3rd. Easily the favourites for me.

>>77574238
Black or white?

still in bed lads

>>77574246
t. Shitzen seething still

>>77574253
ultraviolet

>>77574246
>They fixed their weaknesses

Except they still have shit for CB and poop exposeiola

1. Man City
2. Chelsea
3. Man Utd
4. Arsenal
5. Tottenham
6. Everton
7. Southampton
8. Liverpool

>>77574269
english or spanish?

>>77574257
>I'm burning me lads Barca top tonight
imagine that poor kid

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>>77574175
There should be either one of pic related or a tip jar with "transfer requests" on it

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You sure are.

>>77574277
esperanto

these could be the top 5 most expensive players by september
>poogba
>bale
>dembele
>coutinho
>nerman
lmao underwhelming at best

I have a question, what exactly does handing in a transfer request mean?
If a team can reject it, then what's that for?

>>77574272
CB wasn't really the weakness it was that the CB's were isolated because of shit fb cover

CM's the biggest remaining issue

Why did Liverpool lie to everyone about being handed a transfer request?

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>>77574314

>>77574306
Chinese censored version or digitally altered for Middle Eastern audiences version?

>>77574319
It can be ignored but it often isn't because if a player wants to leave, then their attitude will be a negative force. Klopp may wish to punish him by making him train with the U21s, but then he's too-good a player for that, so it will be an interesting season regardless.

Why do people think losing Qtinho is so bad?

Liverpool have like 8 forwards:

Salah
Mane
Lallana
Sturridge
Ings
Origi
Firmino
+Solanke (eh)

All competing for 3 positions. Even when you factor in memenpressing (say 3 injuries at any given time), they can still field a front 3 better than Chelsea, and United.

Put aside your ABLism for a second and compare:

Morata, Hazard, Batshuayai, Pedro for a front 3 playing 60+ games a season.

Or Lukaku, Mikitaryan, Lingard, Rashford, Mata.

Like even without Qtinho, you can't tell me that Liverpool don't have at least the third best frontline in the league after City and tottenham, and with qtinho they're still not better than City or tottenham.

I'm not saying liverpool are stacked, I'm saying they need to worry more about their backline, and that other teams are more fucked.

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>>77574302
Why are Liverpool fans fuming? FSG literally ignored contract clauses. They're not gonna have a problem with Coutinho. All they have to do is go 'well do another season then go'.


Also
>like the plaque

What? Does he mean plague?

>>77574352
>Geht Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp in eine Bar. Sagt der Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Klopp: Ich bin der Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp. Sagt der Barkeeper: DER Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp? Da erwidert Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp: Jawoll, ich bin DER "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo. Da ist der Barkeeper erstaunt: Dass der Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Jürgen Klopp" Klopp mal in meine Kult-Bar kommt, das hätte ich vom Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp ja gar nicht erwartet. Da sagt der Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp: Tun die wenigsten. Bis sie ihn fahren. Der Barkeeper staunt: Ach, Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Klopp "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo, das ist schon brutal geil, Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Jürgen" Klopp, muss ich wirklich sagen. Da erwidert der Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult Kloppo" Kult Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp: Dafür steh ich mit meinem Namen: Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Jürgen Klopp" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" "Jürgen Klopp" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Klopp.

>>77574319
Puts it out into the public and also means the player loses out on certain bonuses making it easier to move

>miss a penalty in your first match
>get trashed by the press, called a flop etc
Why is the british press so mean?

>>77574366
Bored

>>77574319
>we don't want to sell but the player wants to leave
many times it's all just an act so they can go ahead with the transfer

>>77574352
>The weak something something strong.

going to the shop you lads want anything?

>>77574366
He's £70m and is expected to score.

>>77574348
He's not bad he's just not that good

fucking man city alone have like 4 better players in his position

>>77574376
skittles

>>77574376
Pack of condoms

>>77574376
gf

>>77574376
Vanilla chewits

>>77574379
One match, a semi friendly too

>>77574376
Choc ice and a gf

>>77574366
>move to a country where your father is no longer a national media big boss with influence
>suddenly the press starts calling you shit
oh wow unexpected

>>77574399
wow, the national media dad idiot

will you keep repeting that for much longer?

>>77572923

Didn't realize he's already 27. The man needs to get paid asap. Transfer request right fucking now.

Spurs players always have shittiest agents. Kane has left millions in the table already in his career. Levy is some snake.

>>77574396
It's harder to qualify for the Community Shield than it is to qualify for Champions League. I think it's best to say that it's relevant in seeing two good sides fight it out. So yeah semi-friendly.

>>77574376
a twister and a can of d&b

>>77574376
Pack of wotsits and a bottle of pepsi max cherry la

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>>77574407
>ññgñngneeee
lmao

>>77574217

You can't collapse if you were never in with a chance. Liverpool were never going to win the league. Theyre collapse was 25 years ago. Spuds actually could have had a chance

>>77574376

One gf pls

>>77574421
What's that for?

THIS

>>77574376
4 pack of kronenbourg for the match later

>>77574421
>a can of d&b

May as well drink Baby Bio.

>>77574440
>What is the 2013/14 season
And what exactly is this 'collapse' you're talking about

>>77574440
This news has hit you hard, hasn't it Shitzen?

>>77574472
DOES

>>77574481
NOT

Is Drinkwater going to Chelsea?

>>77574457
>>77574397
>>77574393

they're all out of gfs they have some bfs left though

>>77574476
We're so close two years in a row. Now:
Signed nobody
Selling players
Players revolting
Manager upset

COLLAPSE

>>77574493
no

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Did you see that score G?

Surely Liverpool must realise Siggy is better than Countinho and half the price?

Any updates on Philando Coutinho to PSG situation?

my gf is going to share her apt with a "gay" friend lads

We are witnessing the collapse of all the big clubs outside Manchester. Soon the league will just be United v City with the occasional chelsea/arsenal second place finish.

>>77574506
>drinking tea when its 35 c outside

what the fuck is wrong with you

>>77574511
Don't worry, he will only fuck her in the ass.

>>77574499
signed no-one: fair, they need a CB and a winger but they have one of the youngest squads which has imprved year on year
Selling players, a RB they already have a replacement for and >Sissoko
Players revolting: one player did an interview then got fined and apologised
Manager upset: what?

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>>77574518
>tfw cold and rainy

>>77574515
>arsenal
they'll fall by the wayside as well. it's already started and will only get worse once sanchez, ozil and wenger all leave/die

>>77574531
>posting cocoa when talking about tea

>>77574518
>Everywhere is the same temperature

>>77574475
fuck off

>>77574518
technically drinking hot fluids when it's hot outside will help you deal with the heat better and drinking cold fluids in winter helps you deal with the cold better

not that it matters to me since I am above all of you and can walk shirtless at a comfortable -10 celcius

>>77574493
hope so he's fucking shite

when will british "men" realize drinking tea is gay

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Has Morata scored yet?

>>77574555
i dont mind the fucking cold nigger but the heat is fucking killing me, I was in the sun for 30 mins and I feel like death already

already drank 2 ice cold beers and im still hot

>>77574555
So can any Northerner, it's hardly impressive.

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>this year it was United's turn to fall for the Portuguese league centre back meme

>>77574555
Only because you can't afford central heating you caravan dwelling fat neet

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>>77574496

>>77574574
>alcohol makes me hot

no shit einstein
>>77574576
anything associated with north is usually a pussy tho
>>77574579
fatness is a sign of wealth in eastern europe you fucking mug

Any updates on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?

>peestern poorope

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pls watch our le-

>>77574573
I'm from the future
He scores a hat trick tomorrow and one of the goals is a penalty so he does a funny celebration referencing the fact that he missed a penalty last week. The celebration pokes fun at that miss but also recognises that it will be forgotten now. He gets MOTM and is embraced as a true premier league great by /sp/ users and journalists alike.

>>77574518
Dude South America is boiling hot and they drink mate all day long

>>77574577
They did it two years in a row now. Wasn't Bailly playing for benfica?

>>77574616
that pacy nig looks tailor made for the prem

>>77574567
i'm probably the hardest guy in the uk and i don't drink tea, it can't be a coincidence

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mfw anytime Mike Ashley appears to speak on SkySports

He just described his wealth like wallpaper and that it only looks like he is a multi-billionaire but he's not wealthy enough to run the club.

You give Steve McClaren 80 Million yet can't give Rafa Benitez 13 Million to sign Lucas Perez

I kind of wish those anual christmas time rumours of Vince McMahon taking over from Mike Ashley would come true.

>>77574638
villarreal

>>77574376
Unos Fritos de chorizo y chipotle con un toque de salsa Valentina. De la negra

>>77574643
so you're irish. gotchu

keep forgetting poocastle are back

probably getting relegated haha

>>77574644
It's fucking nuts that we finally get a good manager and he's the one who doesn't get any money.

>>77574659
Palace, Swansea and Burnley will be relegated

>>77574640
that will be €60M plus tip ;^)

Is Liverpool really so beta? Why, for example, Barcelona can't do this shit with Chelsea and Hazard? Knowing Chelsea shit transfer policy, he would go for 90-100 milion.

And he is way ahead of qtinio.

>>77574617
Are you one of the premier league storylines writers?

>matched with cousin on tinder
what do lads

>>77574678
>Knowing Chelsea shit transfer policy
Huh? They managed to sell Oscar for 70 and Luiz for 50.

>>77574678
hazard is injured and can't play in midfield la

>>77574678
Hazard has a broken leg, Barca will want someone to come in to the first 11 straight away as they have shitters like Deulofeo as their only depth

>>77574672
>Palace
ummmmm no sweetie x

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>>77574678
liverpool don't have a jewish russian mafia boss as their owner

sucks to be them really

>>77574710

m8 he is like one game from being fit

>>77574705
make your country proud

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Bros...

>>77574726
3 + the international break.

>>77574711
They're gonna finish 19th

>>77574705
I heard it's normal for arabs to marry their cousins, so go for it mate

>>77574659
I like poocastle for as long as they have dwight ''scouse terror'' gayle

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>>77574729
just jump on the chelsea bandwagon m8 and you'll never hurt again

>>77574796
why is lrl so miserable all the time then

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>>77574810
because you don't do something that you like

>>77574810
he is a friendless neet closeted bottom

>C-Coutinho loves Liverpool la', he wants to become a legend here not another name at Barca...
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>77574837
I wonder if he'll be able to replace iniesta tho desu

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>>77574837
It's a fucking joke. Gonna kys myself lads

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heard u chattin' shit

It triggers my autism so much that the season starts before the transfer window is over

>>77574829
I wish I was a neet.

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>>77574829

>>77574899
bullying is a staple of /trans/

Lads how do I play fantasy football

Never used this gaywad app before

>>77574939
it's quite easy mate all you do is SUCK MY FUCKING BLACK DICK

>>77574939
the app is horrendous, make your team on a desktop/laptop if possible

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> British Owners

>>77574948
Ah yes, now I remember why I come here every season

>>77574348

Lallana is already ded, Sturridge will snap in half on opening day, Origi is inexperienced and so far I haven't seen Firmino do enough to excel when he doesn't have his Brazilian counterpart to receive passes from.

>>77574379
>58mil

>>77574959
>Hire Steve Mclaren and give him £80 mill
>Refuse to spend anything for Rafa

genuinely don't understand this logic at all

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>>77574366
People are bitter and overly critical of 10/10 men. Lukaku will be fine since he's charcoal black and 'looks' 40.

>>77574991
How many coutinhos is nerman worth?
Is coutinho better than Harry Kane or Sergio Aguero?

>>77575036
He never stops thinking about short term. Mike will want a season of that premier league money before deciding 'yeah he deserves some backing'.

>>77575062
Fuck I got my whole post backwards. How many nermans is coutinho worth?

>>77575062
no
neymar is worth 4 coutinhos

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Leave Arsenal to me

>>77575077
>>77575083
0.25 neymars

If I was an agent I'd get every client over to Liverslip, the amount of hype their inbred fans build around the players has helped coutinho get this move.

>>77575088
>Mahrez plays a blinder tonight
>Arsenal buy him for £50m
>Mahrez becomes a flop
>Leicester finish above Arsenal

Cap
This
Post

>>77575108
Mahrez will be seething he didn't push for a move like Kante.

>>77575088
Is that one of the orcs from LotR?

>>77575129
Mahrez has played in the CL though. I reckon he has peaked anyway.

>Lewis Baker loaned to Middilsbruh
Not ready for big time I suppose

>>77575141
I remember him being linked strongly with PSG though. That's free CL every year with an overpaid wage. And Paris.

>>77575088
who/what is this

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*Walks towards you*
*Wins the league*

>>77575177

Why are they not wearing socks?

>>77575177

>cazorla is such a manlet he couldn't even get a tailor to cut his trousers short enough.

>>77575177
190kg this asap

>>77575088

BIG BOY
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>>77575175
danny drinkwater's dad who is assistant manager at leicester

mike ashley is fucking amazing, any one seen him BTFO stupid geordies who think they deserve to challenge city and man utd? its hilarious, the owner himself has to come out and say he cant spend 200million per season because geordies are hounding him about buying a whole cl tier squad

>>77575242
geordies are scouser tier deluded. they think they're a big club because of their attendance

>>77575088
>>77575130
>>77575175
>>77575237
Appleton, a lad who managed Oxford United and did pretty well with them. He got the assistant job because of it. He flopped real bad at Blackburn but he was loved by us U's lads as nobody chatted shit about him. He'd twat you one. He's probably on steroids.

>>77575263
at least liverpool have some history, geordies are the worst fans in the football pyramid, cant wait for them to get relegated and fuck off again

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>>77575213
Not fat enough. You know nothing of 190kgfu.

>>77575242
can't wait for them to start calling for benitez to be sacked when they aren't challenging for top 7

Have all teams had to make their players do meme celebration videos?

>tfw a Burnley fan, home town
>tfw eternal disappointment
>tfw too proud to glory hunt and support better club
Then again

>tfw Sean Dyche is a diamond
>tfw fifth most profitable club in Europe
>tfw Kekburn rovers in League one

>no + /prem/

>>77575175
Vardy, a week after hitting the gym

When will this retard stop asking for 190's face on every fucking image posted in this thread?

>>77575410
Trip on, fatso

>>77575410
>Sweats gravy

>>77575410
Keep walking

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>>77575380
not a dyche fan desu ngl

>>77575464

Tactically he's frustrating: rigid 442, often makes substitutes far too late.

But he's done wonders for the club. 2 promotions incl. winning the championship and managing to keep us up.

Its hard to complain when we realise we're just Burnley lmao

>>77575497
it's really impressive what he's managed to do with the budget/squad at his disposal, i completely agree

i just can't stand his constant whining about having no money and not being 'the market leaders'

he does deserve some credit for inventing 4-4-2, though

>JFs bandwagon liverpool of all clubs because its a hipster choice to them that doesnt win or spend as much as good clubs

>gets upset when it sells its best players

really makes me think

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>>77575410

>>77575242
Lmao, I remember after their promotion, Geordies were bigging up Rafa to get Newcastle back into top 4 (where they """belong"""...) if Ashley gave Rafa 120m for the summer

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>>77575558
why aren't the 15/16 champions an option?

not going to vote to be honest!

>>77574348
>that frontline of rejects and midtable players being better than Chelsea's or United's
uhhhh

>>77575554
>Geordies were bigging up Rafa to get Newcastle back into top 4 (where they """belong"""...) if Ashley gave Rafa 120m for the summer
I live in Newcastle and have literally never heard that before

No one expects us to get higher than mid-table, even if we had a bigger budget. We just want to be around where Everton is now, but also know that it's not going to happen overnight

>>77575104
You'd get fired by the player you'd be representing though

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>Conte on team: "Pedro is not available tomorrow, he has an injury from the Arsenal game and he hasn't recovered"

>>77575620
Like sterlings agent?

And Chelsea just loaned Baker, the only youth player that could have realistically sit on the bench as midfielder.

>>77575622
>Conte finally discovering injuries after Chelsea's last season

>>77575590
No you don't understand, Newcastle fans are all thick ex miners who demand 100 points a season or the manager's head. Don't you read the papers?

>>77575623
nice picture anon !

>>77575623
MODS

Oh fug Moses is suspended, I forgot

----Rudiger--Luiz--Cahill
Aspie---Kante--Fabregas--Alonso
--Willian-----Batty-----Morata

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>>77575177
>>77575212
Tried it on Ozil, but it just looked too handsome
>>77575636
Gotze la

>>77575278
t. Pete Donaldson

Did Spurs sign anyone yet? if not, when was the last time a club bought 0 (zero) players in summer?

>>77575668
You're a dick.

>>77575709
>believing in "Batty"

sad!

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>>77575723
Not worth a save. None of them are fat enough. You've disappointed me.

>>77575772
What did he do?

>>77575751
what is this from?

>>77575766
Arsenal bought zero outfield players the year they got cech. No clue in general.

>>77575380
What can you tell me about Burnley?

Remember when Geordies begged Rafa to stay? They begged and cried to Mr Big Strong Rafa to 'Make Newcastle Great Again (tm)'

They made a big fuss about how Newcastle were a big cl club down on luck, that needed the wisdom and guidance of our fallen hero (Rafa)

But the real reason he stayed was that Ashley was smart enough to give him a juicy deal

>>77575784
It's more "literal lack of any other option" than "belief".

>>77575802
Northern shithole

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this really fired up my neurons

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>>77575793
Got Jannies involved and reported the LEGAL ass pic

lmao I told to livercucks to expect the worst. With kia joorabchian as your agent you'll move whether you like it or not

>>77575802
not too fond of the old darkies and coloureds

>>77575831
Exactly. Sanchez and Drinkwater not playing tonight is clear proof the newest meme is 'injury'.

>>77575838
I didn't report shit. I was just memeing.

>>77575861
>just a prank bro

>>77575861
not sure why chelsea want drinkwater, literally a poor man's matty james

Hi. I am from the future. Lestah win 2-1 tonight. Both their goals are easily avoided.

>>77575885
HG + ok with sitting on the bench

>Philippe Coutinho would do 'whatever it takes' to sign for Barcelona, says Guillem Balague
Looks like Coutinho's staying

>>77575793
Sorry la, just had an 190kg itch that needed scratching

at what time should i order my takeaway so it can arrive ready for the new premier league season?

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How many goals is Ian Nacho scoring tonight

>>77575951
45 minutes before kick off.

>>77575967
coming off the bench to score a hattrick, all assisted by the vardster

>I'm excited for a match between tarquins and diving racists
It's amazing how much a summer break makes me want football

>>77575972
seems like a solid time, not quite sure on it though, id rather get up mid match than start eating before it so may order it around35-40 minutes beforehand

>>77576019
>raysis

what the fucking fuck actually happened to goal.com? jesus christ

>>77575967
0 since he only score due to city's playmakers

Can everyone stop bullying 190cm please, he was on here earlier being really based and then people started picking on him

It's not fair, he's our best poster

>>77576067
Albrighton and Mahrez wipe the floor with City's ""playmakers""

>>77576067
All he needs is a through ball, Ian Nacho is a counter attacking machine

Who else /unbelievably excited/ for football here?

>>77576146
Trip on fatso

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>yfw this happens again tonight

Still howling at the inbred scousers thinking Coutinho gives a shit about their stepping stone club.

>>77576216
>left: northerner
>right: southerner

>>77576243
t. Nu-northerner

Did 190cm used to be Lisicki's Lover on here and /int/ or am I remembering that wrong

>>77576226

It's going to be another great season

>>77576260
He's right you know

>>77576293
I know, but I'm just pointing out that he's probably not a native-canadian, but still lives in Canada after he or his ancestors moved there. Hence, nu-northerner

>>77576216
>>77576243

Left - Anglo
Right - Londoner

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rate the new premier league trophy la

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>mfw americans pronounce premier as premeer

>>77576146
fucking kek

>>77576382
that's it, im off to the shops for comfy arsenal snacks, what do I get lads?

handing in my transfer request to liverpool fc to support a new club

in talks with Real Madrid and Chelsea

>>77576404
dairylea dunkers lad

>>77576216
BASED HARRY