/trans/ + /prem/

>BARCELONA have opened talks with Tottenham over a deal for Christian Eriksen.

Barcelona are looking to sign new players ahead of the new La Liga season.

The Catalan giants have well over £200million to spend after losing Neymar to Ligue 1 giants Paris Saint-Germain.

Express Sport understands they remain determined to sign Liverpool playmaker Philippe Coutinho.

However, the Reds have so far rebuffed their advances with Jurgen Klopp determined to keep the Brazil international for at least one more year.

Coutinho would relish the chance to ply his trade at the Nou Camp but has not handed in a transfer request as he is mindful of how detrimental such an act could be for his relationship with Liverpool fans.

Paris St Germain may not be done with their big spending just yet. The Ligue 1 club, who have already signed Neymar for a world-record fee of £200.6 million, are reportedly on the verge of adding Kylian Mbappe to their squad.

The Sun claims the 18-year-old Monaco forward will cost PSG £160m after the player's father persuaded him to leave now instead of staying with the French champions for another 12 months.

PSG could recoup some money by selling Serge Aurier to Manchester United. The right-back has agreed a five-year deal with the Premier League club, according to Goal.

PSG could also be willing to offer 28-year-old Argentina midfielder Javier Pastore to Atletico Madrid as part of a deal for Slovenia goalkeeper Jan Oblak.

United may face a challenge to re-sign Zlatan Ibrahimovic when he regains fitness.

The Swedish striker, a free agent after his deal at Old Trafford expired, is wanted by former club AC Milan, who want to take the 35-year-old back to the San Siro, reveals this morning's Daily Telegraph.

There could be some good news for Arsenal fans. The Sun is reporting that Mesut Ozil is closing in on a new £225,000-a-week contract. Ozil has just less than a year left on his current Gunners deal.

Arsenal have also offered Chile international Alexis Sanchez a new contract worth £300,000 per week, says The Daily Mail, but Arsene Wenger has told SFR Sport he is "not super optimistic" that will be enough.

The Daily Mail writes Stoke have rejected an approach from Swansea for the Welsh club's former midfielder Joe Allen, while Sky Sports claims the Potters still hope to land Bruno Martins Indi in time to play in their first game of the season at Everton on Saturday.

After Danny Rose's interview with The Sun, the England full-back has been linked with moves to Man United and Chelsea.

West Ham are reportedly offering Argentinian Manuel Lanzini a new deal to keep him out of Liverpool

What was the biggest meme of this transfer window lads?

>>77571691
Lukaku for sure.

>>77571691
The Spanish Torres

>>77571691
Morfloppy

>>77571691
Morata desu

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[blooters intensify]

What has been the most contrived saga of the transfer window? For me it's TSU wanting to leave Real Madrid.

>>77571377
p-please watch our league

nice try nigel, personally ill be watching a real mans league where celtic will storm to another undefeated title.

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>Klopp believes Coutinho is the best player he has ever coached

Is he right? Is Coutinho better than Reus/Gotze/Hummels/Lewandowski

Sky is going to use Ultra HD and Dolby Atmos for every PL match this season.

>>77571959
Coutinho is overrated la, hes a decent player but not worth more than maybe 50mil.

I really, really dislike all of the supporters of Arsenal FC. They are always either extreme numale fuckboi redditors or the blackest of nignogs from deepest french africa.

>>77572004
yo senpai shut the fuck up blud, you get me?

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>>77572004
exceptions are rare

>>77571998
If the dabbing Djemba Djemba is worth £100m in the current market then Coutinho is £500m

>>77571959
>Is Coutinho better than:

>Reus
Yes

>Gotze
Obv

>Hummels
Hard to say, pretty even

>Lewandowski
Definitely not

>>77571959
I'm going to say Reus in the 13/14 season is the most impressive player he's coached. Just before he got injured in that WC warm up friendly.

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>>77572004
>They are always either extreme numale fuckboi redditors or the blackest of nignogs from deepest french africa.

Sounds like the perfect London team desu

is ian nacho likely to start tonight?

how many goals must morata score to not be considered a flop?

>>77572145
anything more than perru kaku

>>77572004
Agree. That's not even counting hongkong or indian ((fans)).

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>he put Iheanacho instead of Vardy in his FPL team

>>77572145
For his price, minimum 30 in all competitions

>>77571936
the coverage of that was so half arsed, you could tell all the journos were just flogging it because all the big deals looked to be done early

memebappy is a close 2nd, i just can't see it happening yet

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Remember to support the foxes tonight

Liverpool are so fucking selfish. Imagine having a player with the potential to go win trophies and shackling him to you.

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>>77572203
reeeee why wont they sell us VVD and Keita
reeeee Coutinho is not for sale

>>77572195
Mbappe's either definitely going to PSG in the next week or he's probably going nowhere (city would be the only team left in and they won't pay 180m)

>>77572266
if PSG did it, what would FFP actually do?

would they have an embargo placed on them after the signing?

seems like this FFP thing is a load of bollocks if it actually isn't deterring PSG from going ham

hello yuropoor

>>77572289
They might just squeak it this year with sales but they wouldn't be able to sign anyone else. They'll probably try a load more self-sponsorships and claim that because of neymar's star power sponsoring themselves for loads is fine

I think the PSG president is betting on UEFA pussying out

>>77572266

kek

>be nerman
>go to PSG to 'be the star man'
>finally out of messis shadow, eveyones talking about me
>everyone hypes up your arrival
>possibly the only young player stupidly hyped even more than you in world football, dappy from monaco, joins the club a couple of weeks later
>fee almost as high as yours
>hes french, playing in paris, theyll never stop sucking his cock

delicious nerman tears

>>77572370
Isn't Mbrappe also a Paris native?
Nerman has no chance if the deal goes through

>>77571691
Alvaro Morata
United cucked CHelsea

>>77572381
Yeah, don't think he supports them but they're his local club

>>77571691
Easily Matic
>Missing piece
>Chelsea handing united the title
>Perfect player
>Chelsea are mad

He hasn't played well for 2 years and he's not even a DM

Daily reminder Wolves are going to dick the Championship

>>77571477
Karren Brady (Mum)
>her Irish father, Terry Brady, had made his fortune in printing and property development. Her mother, Rita,[13] is Italian

>Paul Peschisolido
Can't find anything but sounds Italian or something

Wait, so this thread is... for both? Then /trans/ is just for transfers? Lads I'm confused. Which thread do I go in?

>>77572416
Her mother is 13? Fucked up imo

>>77571691
Sigurdsson

>muh dead balls
>muh 50m please
>won't play preseason for a club he's contracted to

Apparently Strootman is €45m.
It could be a nice signing for a lot of PL club..
Better than Sergi fucking Roberto

>>77572461
Its for both till tomorrow probably when we get the 3pm kick off thread again

>>77571998
>Austrian football opinions

>>77572487
Injury prone disaster waiting to happen.

>>77572187
>pelanty man

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Pussy.

>>77572559
Rose to Newcastle when?

>>77572559
Completely unrelated to that, but I hope Spurs lose 5-1

>>77572591
t. danny rose

>>77572519
>no argument other than >

How come Arsenal and Leicester are playing first? I thought only the champions played first.

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What did he mean by this?

>>77572626

They decided to buck the trend and have next year's champions play first ;)

>>77572633
based levy

>>77572626
Arsenal are morally the champions

>>77572609
flag is enough

COUNTINHO TRANSFER REQUEST IN

>>77572633
ISIS style apology like Verratis when?

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Livershit
>letting their best player slip a day before the start of the season

>>77571691
the 135-million holy trinity of Ederson, Walker and Mendy

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>>77572668

>>77572683
He's not their best player though.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>liverslip
>>96

>>77572668
>>77572683
https://twitter.com/SkySportsNews/status/895968374156660736

>Sky Sources
I'm skeptical desu

RAWK has gone into fucking lockdown. No talking about players la'. Literally the Pyongyang of football forums.

Can somebody explain to me why people reply to Shitzen when he goes on his autistic rants about Arsenal? Doesn't any of you realise he is a mentally ill person? This is a dude who literally fucked a toilet full of shit because he's so fucked up. Now that is one thing, but taking PICTURES of it? Why do you give this guy the time of day?

Liverslip cancerous fans deserve every bad thing which happens to them

>Release statement that they are won't sell plsyer
>player hands in transfer club.

KEK. What a shitty little selling tinpot club

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>>77572004
I know right? Liverpool fans are ubermensch.

>>77572696
Fucking Murdoch la'. Sabotaging our season la'. IT WAS OUR YEAR LA'.

https://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=336036.2560

GET IN HERE

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>>77572668
>>77572696
post >yfw

>>77572733
>Spanish speaking players always want to end up at Barca, there's zero loyalty. Get rid if he wants to go and spend the money wisely.

The only way any of this makes sense is that if he handed in the transfer request yesterday or something and Liverpool came out this morning with that statement saying he's not going after rejecting his request in private as to not mess with team morale or something.

If it's not that then Liverpool are the ultimate cuck club

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>board says that it won't slip


>it slips
fucking liverpool ahahahahaah

>>77572696
Scousers BTFO

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Can the latest meltdown compete with this?

From RAWK

>Like I said before, go and spent the lot on Alli. Knew it was coming but still Absolutely gutted.

What world do they live in?

>>77572766
What's wrong with that statement?

>@PAdugout
>#Breaking Liverpool have denied reports that Philippe Coutinho has handed in a transfer request #LFC

Bit of a stand-off here.

>they thought Coutinho wouldn't "rock the boat"
>they thought he would be content playing at a club like Liverpool when there's an opportunity to go and play with Messi

HOWLING

Neymar cleared to play this wkend
>leave guingamp to me

Imagine having a midfield of

Britton, Mesa, Carroll, Allen

how the fuck do we lose the ball? LOL

>Like I said before, go and spent the lot on Alli. Knew it was coming but still Absolutely gutted.
ohboy the domino

>>77572773
>Alli
>leaving Tottenham for Liverpool

They think Liverpool has some kind of draw for players.

>>77572645
The damage has been done. If there were specific specifics in his contract which could've made it alot harder for him to have said that then it's their fault.

He should have the threat of tard hospital tours and a wage cut for a month.

>>77572803
Levy would drive Alli to Liverpool himself once he sees the money like the Jew he is.

send your power to Phil and Barcelona to allow the transfer to go through

\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

>Imagine being born in Liverpool

Top myself desu.

>Imagine not being born in Liverpool, but in UK, and STILL choosing to follow Liverpool

Kill my family for failing to get me to support the local side THEN myself.

>Imagine not only not being born in Liverpool, but not even being born in England, or even the UK. But literally being born in another country, a country which hates the UK, and out of all the clubs in UK and the world, you decide to support Liverpool

Literal mental retardation. I can accept people from around the world following United or a London team, but not fucking Liverpool. Utterly irrelevant as a club. Even their own sponsor takes the piss out of them.

Thank God nobody is that stupid though, huh? They'd be ridiculed like they should. Only way to fix the problem would be to kill themselves.

Shitzen BTFO BTFO BTFO HAHAHAHAHA!

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>>77572809
>He should have the threat of tard hospital tours

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>>77572733
>T D N F S

>Philippe Coutinho Correi
>Date of birth 12 June 1992 (age 25)
>age 25
Sell sell sell

Watch Shitzen sperg out about Arsenal some more if Coutinho moves.

>>77572795
>the guillotine of guingamp

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>>77572733
>44,332 posts

>>77572834
Woohoo!

120 million dollars....

>>77572847
I bet I have made over 100k posts on 4chan.

>>77572847
Who here is not a forum poster of 7+ years with +2000 posts though?

>>77572847
i've got over 11,000 posts with this trip on /int/ and I've only used this trip for 2 years or so.

I don't get why ABLs are actually HAPPY over the fact LFC are getting £100 million for a player they spent £5 million on.

So has he handed a transfer request or not? I'm so confused right now.

>>77572875
because as usual they will spend it on shit players that will leave the club in 12-24 months time.

Give us your Top 8 predictions lads

1. Man City
2. Chelsea
3. Liverpool
4. Arsenal
5. Tottenham
6. Man Utd
7. Everton
8. Leicester

>RAWK right now
>"Sky are lying la', they've got this wrong la'."

>>77572875
because having a good player is better than having a lot of money but nobody to buy with it

>>77572875
Because liverpool sure are good at spending money.

>>77572869
>‘!!0fFMSfJHLfv’. Returning only first 5000 of 6829 results found.

You need to sort it out, lad.

>>77572699
So glad RAWK_Meltdown is back as well

>>77572897
Wait? It is? Proofs? I thought it closed it cause he got doxxed by RAWK?

>>77572896
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/username/190cm%20master%20race/

Statement on Coutinho's twitter anytime now.

>>77572887
Personally, I believe that he has, but the club are trying to convince him to re-consider and agree a 'deal' that will allow him to leave in the future.

LFC and FSG are in panic mode because they can't seal any of the key signings they need this summer, losing key players was certainly not part of the plan.

(source: my arse)

>>77572803
Tbh Alli is a Liverpool supporter and was going to go there before Rodgers went retarded. If LFC are willing to offer him actually decent wages he could be tempted. Unlikely but possible.

>>77572875
Well spent Suarez money rite?

>>77572887
It happened. Liverpool FC have a history of lying when it comes to transfers. Remember when they said Suarez didn't have a release clause, when he actually did?

>>77572910
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/77238765/#77238896

Confirmed 5'9?

https://twitter.com/JamesPearceEcho/status/895970489566408704
https://twitter.com/MelissaReddy_/status/895970144832413696

James Pearce and Melissa Reddy (most reliable Liverpool journalists) are saying that Coutinho hasn't submitted a transfer request. Likely the "anonymous Sky sources" were just SkyBet trying to get a quick few quid.

>>77572927
>Rodgers

Klopp has yet to make any bad transfers

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>>77572847
You have to have a lot of posts or no-one there takes you seriously.

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ITS COMING HOME
ITS COMING HOME
ITS COOOMING
FOOTBALLLS COMING HOOOME

>>77572857
Yeah. If you used this place for at least 5 years and use it regularly, it would take 55 or so posts each day to reach 100k.

>>77572936
ye that's not me.

https://desuarchive.org/int/statistics/post-count/

more accurate now

>>77572875
>sell Suarez, spend 107M on:

>MARIO BALOTELLI £16m from Milan
>ADAM LALLANA £25m from Southampton
>DEJAN LOVREN £20m from Southampton
>LAZAR MARKOVIC £19.8m from Benfica
>ALBERTO MORENO £12m from Sevilla
>EMRE CAN £9.75m from Bayer Leverkusen
>RICKIE LAMBERT £4m from Southampton

>>77572937
No, they're saying the club has said he hasn't. Not the same thing.

>>77572943
/fa/ as fuck

>>77572966
Which is your favourite meme image of yourself? I've always wondered.

>>77572940
>Karius

>>77572921
Alli will leave Tottenham eventually for United, City or Chelsea. Who players support is irrelevant. Why would England's only decent young player take a step down to a CL yo-yo club that has one league cup in last decade.

Sky Sports News right now quoting a family member confirming that Coutinho's handed in the transfer request.

>coutinhos family literally coming out saying he's been wanting to leave for ages and blaming them for not resolving it

Ultimate keks

>>77572988
Blaming Liverpool*

>>77572943
This is just rude. Reported.

Why do Liverpool fans think their club has some kind of draw to it?

RAWK in an absolute state right now.

>>77573009
Because the wind blows everything inside when you have no windows

>>77572988
What a bunch of ungrateful cunts, Coutinho would be nothing if it weren't for Liverpool.

>>77573009
5 times la'

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realistically how good would he be as a premier league manager?

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Will they burn the shirt again?

>>77572988
>signed a new deal in January

>>77573043
For ages meaning weeks in comparison to the transfer window and this whole thing isn't coutinho having a change of heart in the last day or so

>>77573041
A few posts on RAWK have said they've already burnt theirs, but the mods keep deleting them. There's twelve mods in that one thread.

>>77572875
Liverpool's recruitment is largely shite and there aren't any decent replacements available that would a) actually want to join Liverpool or b) not cost literally all the money they'll get for Coutinho

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>>77572988
>Want to leave
>Sign 5 year deal with no release clause

What percentage of RAWK do you think is falseflagging?

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O am I laffin

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EVERYONE REMAIN CALM, I CAN ASSURE YOU NO TRANSFER REQUEST HAS BEEN HANDED IN.

>>77572908
Just google it lad he's been posting again for a little while

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>>77571377

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>let's never sell a player ever again to any club

It's like a cult 2bh.

>>77572988
>>77573084
there's no turning back now

I wonder if coutinho did hand the transfer request and liverpoo lied to the journalists asking

>>77573093
lmao I think they are overrating catalan media's influence

>>77573062
For ages meaning when Barca put in a bid more like.

>>77573084
>believing anonymous Sky Sports sources

>>77573112
Clubs don't really have anything to gain by lying about transfer requests considering the player can just come out publicly and say he did hand one in

>>77573100
Finally some no-bullshit transfers

>>77573123
I unironically believe them over Fenway Sports Group.

>>77573100
Their media room is literally a fucking shed

>>77573022
He'll do everything in his power to bring the league trophy to you

DEAD OR ALIVE

A Liverpool fan on talkSPORT just called in and said they should sell Coutinho, then use the money to buy Suarez back.

Based Coutinho working the Liverpoolfags.

>>77573022
Im not sure how his diet plan would affect the players

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Does this transfer window seem extra retarded to anyone else?

Besides the insane tranfer fees I swear we never have as much drama and conflicting claims about transfers before, Coutinho, Mbappe and Dembele or all simultaneously about to imminently transfer whilst also staying where they are, same as Neymar earlier in the Summer.

>>77573100
I don't like the curtains desu, they are too dark.

is anyone going to post in my MOTD2 threads this season?

might not bother making them to be honest

>>77573145
>>77573147
qt-know is going nowhere m8 leave him alone

>>77573124
but that's literally what a family member of the player just did, and he has even less to gain by lying about it

someone is lying

>>77573171
Let them go the way of the 606 threads, lad. Much-missed, but never-appreciated.

>>77573164
Just realised I missed the the chance to get yous with two different flags
I want out of this world

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>BREAKING: @Phil_Coutinho hands @LFC an official transfer request - Sky sources. #SSN

Is this real life?

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>>77572986
>>77572988
What a slip.

>>77573171
>MOTD2 threads
Heh no.

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>>77573145
Jesus..

https://twitter.com/rawk_meltdown?lang=en

>>77573177
if Coutinho was at the point of handing in a transfer request he would just confirm it publicly, not send an anonymous family member to speak to sky. See VVD just this week

Imagine Klopp managing a club that could keep their best players.

>>77573212
>imagine Dr Klopp fielding a RB that isn't Trent Alexander-Arnold

>>77573191
>be liverpoo
>try to make same joke the rest of the planet is making
>player hands out transfer request right after
lmao

Can someone tell me how many trophies Klopp has won as a manager?

I google'd it, but the number that came up surely is wrong

>>77573199
£500m, fuck sake PSG has ruined the mindset of the casual.

>>77573222
A couple of league titles is not bad desu.

>Alexandre Lacazette and Sead Kolasinac may make their league debuts for Arsenal, but Alexis Sanchez is ruled out with an abdominal strain.

HOWLING. Loss confirmed. I'm sure Alexis is actually injured *wink wink*.

>>77573164
Ice cubes and artificial sweetener

>>77573232
Thanks for the olds lad.

>>77573232
At this point I think it's too late for him to leave desu

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>>77573232
>abdominal strain

>>77573232
with the shit prices and the lack of transfers, right now he could end up in any team in europe

Has Coutinho been sold yet? :)

>>77573246
>Raj

>>77573246
why would arsenal sell sanchez for 25m

The Sun claims Flopba is to be released on a free transfer to make room for Fellaini

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11669/10983425/philippe-coutinho-hands-in-liverpool-transfer-request-after-barcelona-bids

Imagine how embarrassing this must be to Liverpoop.

>>77573232
This is bollocks. He didn't play CS because 'he had delayed return' and now he's 'injured'. This means there is obvious shit going on in the background. Perhaps he's refused to play and it's been kept in house?

>>77573254
Sanchez is a lifelong Liverpool fan

>>77571892
what a customer

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Which is it lads?

Is Coutinho supposed to be Nerman's replacement?

>>77573267
Coutinho + Dembele

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>post yfw when Arsenal lose tonight

Half of PSG's squad is for sale. Should get Ben Arfa, with the right manager he is better than Coutinho 2bh

>>77573281
Ben Arfa has one elite game a season.

>>77573278
I'm an Arsenal fan and part of me wants them to lose just to see the meltdown. Arsenal TV is fucking disgusting.

>>77572717
Looks like a proper la'.

>>77573286
Nah at Nice he was consistently amazing, and arguably the best player in L1.
The fucker is a child, he needs to be loved.

>>77573246
>you now remember barcelona tried to include alexis in the suarez transfer
>but the player, born in a poor jungle village without electricity in chile, didn't want to live in liverpool because it was too shit
lmao

>>77573267
iniesta, most probably

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realistically, how much would he be worth in todays market?

>>77572145
20 in the league, 5 in the cl.

>>77572955
>who is Brendan Rodgers?

why don't liverpool just sell countinho and buy sanchez?

>>77573306

Honestly how well did City do to snatch this moor when they had the chance?

If they'd tried to get him now I'm guessing they would be paying closer to 90 mil

>>77573306
~40m

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>>77573296
>using la wrong

Its definition is too subtle for Johnnny foreigners to understand.

>>77573306

The best playmaker in the world

So about 85 million

liverpool should just sell coutinho and buy ozil and eriksen

>>77573316

Because countinho is NOT FOR SALE. It's like the World can't speak English

why dont barnsley just sell their goalposts and buy cheese ?

what do LFC need coutinho for they have EBJM and he is pure class

>>77573321
Alrigh la

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What did the cartoonist mean by this?

>>77572955
I always liked Can. Has he been shit?

Scenes when >we sell our most influential player for £150m and don't see the money then FSG buy a nice new rounders player on a nice £150m salary

>>77572955
>LAZAR MARKOVIC £19.8m from Benfica
Baffling decision desu.

>>77573343
Can's off to Jj though

>>77573306
80m yuropoors MINIMUM.

>>77573248
Not yet la. Visca Barca la.

>>77573145
L E L
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How much would Obertan worth these days my lads?

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MADMAN
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>>77573346
Kekovic was there on a loan

>>77573341
>a sniper rifle at that distance

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How do you move from La Liga to Chicano retirement home at age 28? Why is Mexico's best talent so fucking lazy?

>>77573359
>talent

he's a fat shitter

Coutinho is a class player but he's not even worth half of what barca are willing to pay for him. Dunno why loserpool fans are so upset.

>>77573370
They're in denial about being a sellers club

@77573370 not even giving this a (You) for such shit bait

>>77573084
Were these the same sources that said Morata to United was a done deal and that Keita to Liverpool was a done deal?

>>77573255
Good post

>>77573370
footballs genuinely gone mad

we're on course for a 500m transfer in the next 18 months

>>77573402

Messi would cost 271 eurobucks. He will move before you see a 500 million transfer

>>77573402
If Mbappe does a 30+ goal season, he'll go for £400M.

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>>77573339
This is fine.

>>77573355
is him coming back the best transfer this summer?

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>Sky Sources

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>about to make 120 million english pounds on le occasional blooter manlet

BBC pundits predicted the Manc teams to win the league and the mouthbreathers in the comments are losing their shit

>>77573421
Qatar SC will buy messi for 500m in summer 2019

>>77573358
Could be a DMR. It could just be a scoped anything. The main problem? Got huge iron sights and a scope. He should be using the iron sights at that range.

>>77573440
>not blocking all comment sections everywhere on your adblocker

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Paul Joyce: "Philippe Coutinho has asked to leave Liverpool."

Its all over lads, the messiah has spoken

>>77573370
a) Because Liverpool can't replace him with anyone close to his ability.
b) Liverpool already have loads of money, doesn't matter if you have a spare £100m or a spare £200m, it's all the same

>>77573437
This actually happened though. He was just baiting for a new contract and everyone knew that.

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>>77573437
Really makes me want to bet for some reason.

http://www.football365.com/news/report-coutinho-hands-in-liverpool-transfer-request

Wow. Thanks for this article Football365!

>>77573449
>a)

kek

>b)

KEK

I notice Shitzen has disappeared. Think he's fucking a toilet to forget the news?

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Can someone explain to me, without memespeak, why he hasn't made a move for Sanchez when he's desperate for a goal scoring winger?

>you are now klopp
>coutinho has been sold for 100m

how do you replace him?

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>>77573437
>denial

>>77573449
you fell for the FSG warchest meme. Fucking hell la they want to replace Coutinho for the same amount they bought him for

>>77573100
Check your voicemail, m8

>>77573321
Whatever la'.

>>77573464
probably because arsenal didnt even sell debuchy to man united

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>>77573467

>>77573465
Sign Steven Caulker as a direct replacement

>>77573471
>you fell for the FSG warchest meme

Except they were trying to spend stupid money on both VVD and Keita earlier this season and would have if clubs hadn't blocked it. The money is there.

>>77573465
ask barcelona for a transfer or a loan

>>77573467
but that was over a year before he left Alejandro

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>he thinks Coutinho is leaving
Howling at you lads. Sort it out. Sky is full of bitter ManCUNTS and they they just want to stir the pot. If it has happened (and there's literally no proof it has) it's just him pushing for a new contract. He realises he is worth more than he's getting despite the new contract. He just wants a release clause.

>>77573467
and they didn't sell him that summer

>>77573467
But he didn't transfer in that season my dago amigo.

>>77573494
m8 Paul Joyce is saying it he wants to go la

>>77573494
https://twitter.com/MelissaReddy_/status/895989486877855744

https://twitter.com/JamesPearceEcho/status/895989633980350464

Not just sky anymore scouse shit.

>>77573370
What's half of what Barcelona are willing to pay? £50m? £60m? £40m.

>>77573503
little shit does this 1day before season starts

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>Mexicans

Human trash

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the fact that >we get a transfer request handed in the day before the season minght be the most Liverpool thing ever

>>77573171
>>77573182
Why not host them within /prem/?

>>77573489
And yet they havent bought either

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

ABLi's
ALWAYS
WIN

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>coutinho transfer request officially confirmed
liverpoofags, I have the ideal replacement for him, only 50m

Liverpool are gonna sign Mahrez for 60million

>>77573520
What's your point? Unless you're making the same point as me, which is that Liverpool already have loads of unspent money.

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>>77573501
And he's been wrong before.

>>77573503
I don't see any official announcement.

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Lads, lads.....

>LELVERPOOL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>there's a world cup at the end of this season

If S'hampton and RB Leipzig can tell Liverpool to go fuck themselves, why can't Liverpool tell Barca?

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JUST A FRIENDLY REMINDER BEFORE YOU POST YOUR NEXT COMMENT

>>77573523
What happened to Lincoln m8?

Liverpool are gonna sign de bruyne for 130 million

>>77573531
Shut up Shitzen. You can't fake this.

>>77573512

How are you captain but work for a Drug Lord?

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I broke the news to one of my mates about coutinho

>>77573464
Didn't Sanchez say he wanted ludicrous wages from anyone that wasn't City to ward off other clubs?

*dabs aggressivley on all the Liverpool haters*

>>77573548
Does he also think southampton are in the wrong about van dijk?

>>77573548
where is that customer from?

>>77573548
Ask for his opinion on the VVD situation

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>>77573542
>Livershit

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>77573549

Yes, he's a poop baby

>>77573548

Brazilians have zero honor. The Japanese immigrants taught them nothing

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Hand over Joe Allen Pootoke and no-one gets hurt

>>77573548
Tell Jake I say hi

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>>77573494
>[James Pearce] Coutinho has now informed #LFC that he wants to leaveVerified account

>BBC: Coutinho has handed in a transfer requestVerified account

Good luck, mate.

>>77573306
With /sp/ hyping him up this much I'm inclined to believe he'll have an average season as he competes with sterling for a starting spot and gets used to the style of the prem.

>>77573557
His mum is from liverpool and hus dad stockport so yer hes allowed to supoort liverpool i would say
>>77573555
>>77573558

Ok

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>He thinks transfer requests matter

>Two Evertonian taxi drivers in the shop have just hugged each other over the news

Despite your best efforts /sp/ you will never be more ABL than this

>>77573503
You already posted these, and I said then, this is only quoting the club. It isn't news. Fuck off.

>>77572937

I'm a Man Utd fan and I hope Coutinho goes. Not that I wish Liverpool any particular ill, it's just things are tighter at the top than your mom was last night.

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>>77573571
Tomorrow you'll be trying to rationalise that Coutinho isn't even good.

the reality is if one of the mighty triumvirate (Barca, Madrid, Man Utd) come calling for one of your players, you have to bend over and take it

we are the Chad clubs. we run this shit.

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How can Arsenal even compete?

Liverpool not going to sell Phil Coutinho, unless FSG get a proper replacement like Rickie Lambert.

>>77573517
People sperg about such discussion clogging up the /prem/ threads. Not unfairly, to be honest.

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I dont think hes impressed

>>77573559
>if I pretend to hate livershit then people will think I'm not Shitzen

Can't fool me!

>>77573586
>Snubchester