NYM: Walker's four-hit night leads Mets past Phils
CLE: Francona calls Kipnis (hamstring) day-to-day
WAS: Goodwin hits go-ahead homer against Marlins
NYM: X-rays negative for Jacob deGrom (triceps)
CLE: Kipnis aggravates hamstring injury vs. Rays
LA: Update: Puig out with knee/hamstring soreness
PHI: Vince Velasquez departs with finger numbness
NYM: NYY nearly acquired Neil Walker on July 31
BAL: Chris Davis sitting Thursday versus Athletics
ARZ: Robbie Ray to throw simulated game Saturday
SEA: Haniger (face) nearing rehab assignment
CHC: Contreras avoided 'worst case scenario'
Royals
>>77570035
Mets will get the top pick of the draft
Daily reminder that sweeping the Astros is like winning the World Series for White Sox fans.
Mest desu senpai
>>77570057
i mean yeah
these are supposed to be meme posts, not actually true
The Astros are finished.
When we look back at the 2017 season we will reminisce on their trade deadline failures when the Boston Red Sox win the AL
>>77570057
YOYO
>Paxton has left the game with an apparent injury
Are the mariners fucked?
>>77570070
as opposed to when?
>>77570070
Why does this happen to you every year? Even though the Memeiners generally have shit depth, you would think one of these years they'd get lucky.
Mariners!
>>77570070
The Mariners recent success has been entirely dependent on dingers and Paxton winning every game he starts
he is the only good pitcher they have.
so yes, they are fucked
I'll warn you guys, just so you don't get a brain aneurysm when it happens.
The White Sox will finish 94-68 in 2017.
I warn you the Royals will never win another game
>>77570111
And the bears will make the playoffs
Astros have gone 4-10 in their last 14. 7 of those losses are to below .500 teams and 3 to a team barely above .500
Are they finished?
>>77570111
>They will finish 94-68
Next year
>>77570070
possibly
https://www.lookoutlanding.com/2017/8/10/16110706/nobody-has-ever-made-the-playoffs-with-pitching-a-starting-rotation-as-bad-as-the-seattle-mariners
>>77570111
>whos cant even tank right
>>77570133
>it's habbening
This is just what the Astros do, gentle anon.
>>77570133
no
but it's only because the rest of the AL is shit
we are all Kipnis
The Injuns are going to ass-ravage the AL playoffs, aren't they?
>>77570144
kek
Tim Tebow
>>77570125
Also will happen. You don't need a offensive line, a receiving corps, or a defense when you have Mitch Trubisky and Jordan Howard.
>>77570182
they, or the Red Sox.
>>77570193
Indeed
Inter-thread reminder that the Browns won tonight
>>77570220
THATS A SEXY CARTOON BROAD
WHOA DAMN I WANA FUCK THAT DRAWING
Which team will sign him?
>>77570246
Literally who?
Chupo la polla de tu mamá
>>77570265
>>bustcada
>>77570258
万波中正
>>77570302
Whes't them scribblins
>>77570302
4chan is an English-language imageboard
https://twitter.com/YourSports/status/895761704415637504
future /mlb/ tripfag gets to witness the future GOAT
Was the signing of Tim Tebow the greatest decision ever made by a general manager?
>>77570322
そんなルールはない
>>77570302
>>77570351
https://www.2chan.net/
Bros...
I remember this bullpen.
I lost my calendar
what month is it?
>>77570498
Dodgers all year bay beee
Alright guys, how are your fantasy teams holding up?
Since the All-Star break, I've lost all the following guys to fucking injuries:
Carlos Correa
Stephen Strasburg
Lance McCullers
Robbie Ray
Willson Contreras
I also lost Cole Hamels early and got rid of him, plus dealt with injuries to Robinson Cano and Adrian Beltre.
I'm still in first in my division and winning this week, but not by much. What are my chances of winning it all?
Kenely just went through the heart of the DBags Lineup on only 7 pitches. He's the best.
>81-33
Dodgers win!
bros...
we can't stop the Dodgers bros
>>77570653
We need to put the Dodgers logo on the top-left of the gif.
Damn it why do I suck at Photoshop
>>77570666
le bros how do we stop le dodgers?
Pool Party
>>77570684
Me in the bathroom as the toilet
The Dodgers choke in the playoffs
>>77570558
you posted this as if anybody here gives a fuck about you or your mental illness. Kill yourself.
JUST
the runaway AL MVP hit a go-ahead bases-clearing double in the 9th tonight
"dont stop... believin"-yoan 'el no busto' moncada
>>77570035
>questionable fashion edition
those pirates throwbacks are fly af and yinz know it
Dodgers make my butt hurt!
>>77570772
T. Average /mlb/ poster
jays will make the playoffs
>>77570558
I traded for Trout when he got hurt and already had Harper, I also picked up Bellinger when he was called up
best record in my league and I'll prob win playoffs
>>77570790
>capital t
>>77570805
only 4 games out of a wild card actually
/ourguy/
>>77570848
T . Reddit
>>77570864
i'm not sure what's worse, the absolute shitshow of mediocrity the AL is, or having the three half-decent ninny league teams devour the rest of the dumpster fires
>>77570920
This is the strongest the NL top teams have been in a while. Way more complete than past teams.
>>77570903
thanks tim
>>77570302
oh yah that guy
>>77570182
You know it
>>77570953
central is still a shitshow and east is a cesspit aside from the nast
What went wrong?
>>77571053
Matt Harvey for Manny Pina. You can take d'Arnaud too
Reminder that this weekend will feature ANOTHER set of gimmick jerseys, this time for fucking children
shoot me please
>>77571091
>stickman instead of condor for sale
lol why
>>77571127
Maybe he hates the White Sox and their fans
>>77571141
:[
Condor is pretty boss though
>>77571157
The other option is he doesn't give a shit and had someone else pick a name for him.
>>77571091
Wait what? More meme jerseys?
>Chris Rowley starts Saturday for the BlueJays, he is a former first lieutenant in the United States Army.
hmm
>>77571160
it's so random though. you have an established nickname and go with stickman
maybe he is indeed sending a fuck you to who's fans. major rude
>>77571198
>who's fans
>>77571182
can't wait til we have career scuba divers starting every fifth day
>>77571206
they do exist, we are disproportionately aware of this here too
>>77571216
I was just having fun XD
>>77571230
you rascal
at least these meme jerseys come in different flavors
>>77571303
I wish they didn't come in coloreds
What the fuck happened with this guy?
White sox, white sox, go go white sox!
>>77571752
>big kid
shitty
though not nearly as shitty as "Moakey" for Justin "420SMOAKIT" Smoak
>>77570903
I'm sure that when Tim Tebow is finally called up for the 2020 season, a 35 year old, sanctimonious, noodle armed, self righteous strike out machine virgin will be the final piece that will finally vault the Mets in to 3rd place in the NL East.
>>77571865
*4th place
WHO UP LATE? REAL NIGGAZ ONLY
>>77571902
Yeah. That's probably a little more realistic.
>>77571969
It ain't late, nigga. It's early.
>>77572152
OH SHEEIT
U RITE
>>77571969
nigga its noon
>>77572255
>being in /mlb/
>not living in the based Western Hemisphere
Mate...
>>77572328
im like 50 miles from the meridian I think, close enough
>>77572255
HI Belgium! Hope you're having a good day.
>>77572423
thanks!
WHY THE FUCK ARE THE CARDS WINNING FUCK YOU FUCK YOU GIB DEXTER BACK NOW
what happens now?
Select your character!
Jays tbqh
>>77573436
Dexter hasn't been great this season, and having him wouldn't change anything for the Chubs. They're mediocre this season, that's just how it is. Maybe they'll do it Giants style.
>>77571865
>2020
I believe you overestimate the Mets. He'll be up next year
>talking to guy at my work about baseball
>tells me he recently went to a Syracuse Chiefs game
>told him he should have went a few years ago and saw Bryce Harper
>other co-worker abruptly and loudly FUCK BRYCE HARPER
>mfw
>>77574067
>hating Bruce Hopper
>Astros lose 3/4 to the Rays
>Astros swept by the whos
Hmm..
resd
>>77574067
i will never forgive the chiefs for rebranding
>>77574208
They rebranded as the "Salt Potatoes" for a day
>>77574244
nothing about minor league baseball is allowed to be dignified
>>77574282
Why should it be? Minor league games are great precisely because of shit like this
>>77574282
That's a good thing. Minor league players should be humiliated by the team they player for, as a way to motivated them into getting in the big league. Honestly, they should have kept the turd with melted butter on his head as the official mascot
>>77574173
t.b.h.
https://twitter.com/robbiemoncada/status/895858154054991873
Hnnnnng
>>77575013
Adorable
>#Astros trade talks with #Tigers Justin Verlander accelerating.
Is it happening?
>>77571752
>>77573619
An absolute cringeworthy promotion. NBA ASG tier nigger shit.
>>77575136
>tigers about to get fleeced again
>>77575136
>yfw the Ms cuck the stros out of vrlndr
>>77575136
If the astros actually get Verlander, do they basically win the AL?
inb4 red sux and muh sale
Verlander has always been better than Sale and even been to more world series and won more cy youngs than him.
I think Vancouver should get a team. It'd be like the Mariners on steroids
>>77575211
>even been to more world series
And they both have the same amount of wins in the world series too
>>77575231
Vancity - Seattle pacific coast series would be lit af tbqh
>>77575231
vancouver deserves nothing but a nuke
>>77576070
>t. inbred balticfag
>>77574067
Is your co-worker an MLB umpire on the side?
>>77574067
Should've shouted "HEY FUCK YOU" back
Can you feel it? Can you feel the Cardinals Devil Magic Bullshit in the air?
I for one am looking forward to all the of the tears and butthurt from this board and all the desperate "B-B-BUT MUH METH ABLOOBLOO" when they bullshit their way to another World Series yet again. The Nats and Doyers are the chokingest NL teams, this is the year reds and dodgers fans bawl their eyes out once again and 99% of the board turns on us, I can't fucking wait.
>>77576939
Better yall than the cubs
>cubs suck absolute dick
>their fans are no where to be found
thank god.
F
>“Today we honor the countless, brave ballplayers who got on base but never made it to home,” said MLB commissioner Rob Manfred, who was joined by the tearful wives and children of the stranded baserunners during a somber ceremony that concluded with the reveal of the bronze statue of a player holding his hips on second base. “May we never forgot those who legged out a double or stole second base only to be stranded in scoring position, as well as the poor, desperate souls who spent an entire inning on third waiting for an RBI that never came. Their teams are forever indebted to the sacrifices they made along the base path, and with this statue, we will always remember that these men are more than just an item in the box score.”
We Burr now!
>>77576939
rally animal? You mean stealing the Royals? Are we actually witnessing meme thievery?
>>77577348
Rally squirrel predates rally mantis you dumbfuck. The royals stole our meme, as KC has always been the second banana baseball team in the state anyway
>>77576939
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>77577348
>>77577423
all of you are stealing from the Angels anyways
>>77577475
i was about to say, the rally monkey was the first i remember.
but even then, the rally monkey didn't run out on the field, they just made it up, the squirrel and the cat both ran out on the field and interrupted play
>>77577475
Literally who
>>77577554
t. Seething Jints fan
>Contreras out for the season
>Contreras out for the season
>Contreras out for the season
>>77577645
>>77577711
Hello Black Philip.
so this is the man that we (((HOPE))) can stop the Dodgers in a championship series, the team that has never in their existence won a playoff round?
wowzers
>>77577582
No, I kid, I kid, I'm happy you guys serve as our retirement home. Y'all are alright
>>77577826
>>77577645
108 more years
>>77576939
lmao tards will finish 3rd at best in their division
put the cardinals in the playoffs so the dodgers can drop 50 runs on that staff lol
>>77577222
finally a statue that makes actual baseball sense
>>77578190
>Cards win the NL central
>They make it to the CS
>Dodgers also make it
>They fucking sweep
I would be fine with this. Cards may have crushed the mets nearly 11 years ago, but the dodgers need to be exposed hard
>>77578190
Yeah, playing the cards in October always works out well for the dodgers
Friendly reminder that Clayton Kershaw is the only pitcher in MLB history to give up 7+ runs in back to back postseason starts
Friendly reminder both were against the cardinals
what does the cardinals roster look like in 2017????
>>77578798
About as shitty as the 2006 and 2011 teams
>its no longer the nats who will beat the dodgers but the old and decrepit 2017 cards
lmao
>>77579690
It was never going to be the nats.
Someone was always going to beat he doyers and nats given they're the two biggest chokers in baseball, it was just unclear as to whether it would be the Cubs or Methinals
>>77579898
It would be the cardinals anyway. They have his number, but it would be great if they make a wild card spot and fuck up both arizona and los angeles' shit up
imagine being so psychologically dominated by the city of Los Angeles that you begin to rationalize scenarios in where they lose to vastly inferior teams.
mucho triste!
>successful road-trip
>honoring iconic player all weekend
>playing against divisional opponent
>playoff implications
The mariners are fucked desu
>>77580205
>Vastly inferior teams
Cardinals have your number still, and they'll gladly beat the shit out of that team. To them, kershaw is te equivalent of montero
>>77580388
>Cardinals have your number still
how many games did the cardinals win against the dodgers this season? what did kershaw's start look like?
i dont even expect a response lmao
>>77580522
The cards went 2-5 against the doyers in 2013 and 3-4 in 2014, then ousted them in the playoffs both times
Regular season is meaningless, enjoy being the NL's answer to the 2001 mariners
>>77580522
Regular season means shit in the playoffs. Enjoy ending up like seattle and crumbling against a team that has dominated you for the past 4 years in the playoffs
i know hating the dodgers is a part of the new 4chan cool kid starter pack but if you really think the 2017 Cards can beat the 2017 Dodgers you really have not seen these two teams play.
You can tell how many newfans there are itt by the number of people pulling for the Cardinals over anybody.
>>77580629
>Enjoy ending up like seattle and crumbling against a team that has dominated you for the past 4 years in the playoffs
lol
>>77580701
Cardinals are a very streaky team. If they're hot, they could make it in. They've done it before, and I'm not even a fan of them. 2011 had a piss poor roster from them yet they beat the rags in 7 when they could have won the series TWICE in one game.
I know being a delusional dodgers fan is part of the new fat manlet burrito who just crossed the border into LA for welfare starter pack, but if you really think a team who has talked shit for the last 10 years despite not even winning a pennant since the Soviet Union still existed will magically not choke this season, you're deluded as hell and likely Daddy Greinke with his trip turned off
>#Tigers 2B Ian Kinsler was claimed
>#Tigers 2B Ian Kinsler was claimed
>#Tigers 2B Ian Kinsler was claimed
>#Tigers 2B Ian Kinsler was claimed
>>77580701
dodgers psychologically own everybody on 4chan, anytime a NL team wins more than 3 games they become the new hero's who will stop the dodgers.
First it was culorado and arizona who /mlb/ cheered for until Los Angeles drowned them in piss and left them 16 games back, then it was milwaukee, but then they got utterly blown the fuck out in epic comebacks, then it was the cuckies but they get swept in humiliation, and for about a week it was washington until it became clear that they'll be swept in 3 in the NLDS.
it's now August 2017 and all the cool 4chan kids are jumping on the cardinals posting ridiculous shit like this lol>>77580770 you just can't make it up.
>>77580701
As a cards fan it is very odd to see people begrudgingly support us instead of get butthurt and autistically flap their arms while posting subpar memes about meth. I'm still used to 2011-2014 era where we were arguably the most hated team on this board not named the dodgers
>>77581012
>instead of get butthurt and autistically flap their arms while posting subpar memes about meth
they're making burrito memes and dropping SPIC in every sentence incoherently hoping it does something
>>77580964
I'm a cards fan you disgusting yuppie, no way in hell did I ever support the Cubs or brewers
For all the milquetoast posters on here that didn't benefit from good genes and testosterone lmao
>>77581105
>Ctrl + f 'spic'
>one result and it's your post
Really made me think
>>77580964
Nobody gives a shit. Move on with your life.
>>77580678
this guy's right, the doyer teams that lost to the cards in '13 and '14 weren't as good as this one, at least from what we can tell so far. this cards team is about on par with the '14 team, the '13 team was better.
but you better believe that psychological aspect will be there, should they square off. it's an extra obstacle that the doyers (esp. Kershaw) will have to overcome in order to have a story to tell from the last 30 years that doesn't include kirk gibson hobbling around the bases
>>77581012
Id rather see another cardinals win then the dodgers winning a world series
leave me the fuck alone lmaoooooo.
>>77580753
This. Out of the 4 seasons this century where the cardinals were heavy favorites, they choked. In 2006 and 2011 they were counted out by everybody and barely snuck in; IIRC the 2006 cardinals still hold the record for worst winning percentage by a World Series champion (82 or 83 wins, don't remember exactly). They're at their most dangerous when they sneak into the playoffs with zero expectations.
>>77581308
>post dumb shit
>act surprised when called out on it
>>77581342
Exactly. Even if they have almost no good pitching, they could completely change come postseason. It's odd how the cards are like this, but I think the underdog status makes the players want to win more then them being heavy favorites
wait up lol
hol up
lmao
imma let up finish but wait
lol
are the cardinals lmaaaaao
let me finish tho
are the cardinals in playoff position, TODAY?
>>77581448
They're pretty much baseball's version of the (New York) Giants.
dubs confirm nats series win
>>77581489
They weren't entering the final day of the regular season in 2011 either, damn I guess they're done then
>>77581543
>nats
>>77581543
>walgreens
>>77581543
>Gnats
>>77580837
I'm guessing the Yaks or Broors
>>77581543
Marlins sold to Jeter and Bruce Sherman
https://mobile.twitter.com/Ken_Rosenthal/status/896102571865104384
https://mobile.twitter.com/Ken_Rosenthal/status/896102731047239680
>>77581694
At least he reacts like a normal competitor in the face of losing a big series, and not like a person who is accepting of a choke as if it was expected the entire time
>>77581890
Who are they going to sell Stanton to, that's the big question right out of the gate
>>77581694
>>77581957
post more picture like this
>>77582193
F
This is fantastic day for baseball
>>77582178
An all time classic.
>>77582178
>>77582178
> Dom Smith time
>>77582725
This is the better version
>>77577222
F >RISP
today is the day the angels permanently move into a playoff spot
>Your opponent has requested a concede
>>77576939
And Rally Cat has been found!
http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/metro/rally-cat-is-that-you-kitten-found-in-citygarden-likely/article_d2af6767-e6ac-5f3d-b83c-14333167bc51.html
>>77579690
the nats have never ever won a playoff series
>>77583900
D'aww
>Jeter group are going to keep David Samson
Oh ffs I thought they wanted to win
>>77583900
not the same cat
SF Giants vs WSH Nationals (#1 of 3)
7:05 PM ET | 4:05 PM PT
>>77584313
>>77584313
>>77584313
>>77584210
It looks similar to me and was found where the original cat was lost. I wouldn't put it past a team to lie about this for publicity/story purposes, but the details check out in this case.
>>77584210
do you have a detailed in depth cat analysis report to go with that claim?
>Ryan Divish @RyanDivish
>Paxton out at least 3 weeks with a pec strain
>>77584176
God the Marlins are so fucking screwed. Loria fucked them by not selling to Jorge mas
>>77570766
>circular hats
>>77584472
Sherman/Jeter won't engage in nepotism like Loria has with Samson so expect him to be out of a job quickly if things don't improve. Hill will probably be canned as well if he keeps trading away minor league talent for veterans that aren't worth shit.
>Martin ded
>man_who_lost_all_hope_loses_last_bit_of_hope_he_thought_he_didnt_have.jpg
/a/stros
I want women in MLB. Have there been any?
>>77585143
miss noah synderpiss
>inb4 Marlins move to Montreal and Jeffrey Loria buys them again just to spite us
>>77585164
>miss noah synderpiss
Why her?
>>77585143
Not at that level, a few nibbles in college or the minors.
>>77585258
miss noah synderpiss and her porcelain elbow, a tragedy indeed, nothing to be done now, just tears and meme's are what is left of her """"""""""""""""""legacy""""""""""""""""""""""
>Pillar finally gets a RISP RBI with the bases loaded
>its a sac fly
>off the worst pitcher in the league right now
>Justin Smoak had to haul ass to do it
>its Pillars 27th RBI
>in mid-August
>a strikeout to end it all and the pirates take a 4-1 lead after
>>77585495
>>77585495
>McCutchen torn ACL
>James Paxton out atleast 3 weeks
Actually feel bad for memeiners fans
>>77585563
>Paxton out for his second injury
>Felix out for his second injury
>kuma ded
>Smyly will never pitch for the Mariners
>our top 2 pitchers are Ariel Miranda and Yovani Gallardo
offense looks good at least
>>77585505
>Willy dead
>McCutchen dead
Alright, Yadi and Braun are next.
Holy fugg that Buxton catch
Did McCutchen's injury actually look serious? I just turned on the game.
Hey guys
>>77585741
he lost two fingers on his left hand
>>77570035
Why is the marlels' park a green screen studio?
>>77571164
Player's Weekend. Nicknames on jerseys, custom socks, compression sleeves, and cleats.
>>77571539
All star break broke him. Should never have sent him to the ASG either.
>>77585774
attractive face, I can see it now
>>77585741
Season ending dreadlock injury.
F
Reynaldo Lopez holy shit
What was Walgreens thinking
>cuckees
>>77581012
>I'm still used to 2011-2014 era where we were arguably the most hated team on this board not named the dodgers
Darling you still are the most hated fanbase because your people in your city are terrible human beings
There is a reason STL lost well over 300,000 people in the last 40 years because that city and those people are obnoxious, uncomfortably rude .
I've been to Detroit. Friendly people
Baltimore. Friendly people
The subhumans that crawl around the queens. Friendly people
STL? The whites act like niggers and blacks are super super saiyan thug tier
>>77586198
I got more tho lol. first time on /sp/, I must enter with a kris bryant elsa photo
>>77586306
Nigga u AND Kris gay.
>>77586198 Oops I meant to reply to >>77586164
>lastros
Who's going to stop the Dodgers in the playoffs?
>>77586462
The Rockies. The asspain will be glorious.
rip no hitter
Why is Adam Wainwright throwing 80MPH fastballs?
>>77586530
This is fucking sad, why is he still in the game?
>>77586337
no homo I swear
>bustnaldo lobust
>tfw pitch a gem despite 4 runs and losing your catcher
>watch your team fail to score with 1st and 3rd nobody out down 4-2 in the 8th
I don't blame him if he wants to be traded. But he might be too loyal to even consider it.
How many home runs would John Carlo hit if he played for the Rockies?
>>77586780
whoops that was the 7th but the 1 in 123 inning has already begun for the 8th
>Brewers are using their based as fuck mb glove logo and uniforms
Was a real mistake to stop using those, desu.
theres 2 as dolan lines out and time for SmoaK to....
single into left and break the shift? well thats pro-
>Pearce inning ending flyout
>aaron judge is good
>he's a lock for the mvp
lol seriously kid?
>>77586611
(you)
>>77586911
No one ever said these things moron
He's slumping but it won't be for much longer
Cubes vs. Sneks
>>77586925
>>77586925
>>77586925
>>77586911
It's going to Altuve. Judge might even finish behind Sale.
>asstros
Ever wanted to punch your entire team in the face?
Like, line up the players, managers and front office in a nice smiling photo group and just knock them over all at once with one thunderous smash of your toonishly large fist?
Slow motion, too. With classical music. That would be fun.
>golden sombrero
Why do they let chinks play baseball?
Oh hey, I heard you guys like 2017 MVPs.
STOP LOSING TO THE PIRATES
>>77587061
>>77587069
Refsnyder played a horrible game at the plate and in the field. Why is he still in the majors?
Who /.500/ here?
>>77587061
I want to punch everyone except Altuve and Peacock.
>>77587091
Because half the team is from Buffalo now and the rest of the Bisons are 51-67
>Martin oblique injury
Shut him down, shut Sanchez down, shut it all down. I expect a bloodbath when Rays show up.
>Mike Moustakas has 34 HRs
>>77587175
How many of them are legitimate?
windians!
>>77587175
Pilates
why the hell do they have so many games. I was starting to get hyped then realized there's still another 30 fucking games this season
>>77587240
4chan isn't your focus group, Manfred. Fuck off.
>54-61 with 47 games left
can we still tank for prospects?
Is 90 losses within reach? Can someone bring Barry Davis back?
>>77587291
>>77587291
>>77587291
>>77587291
>>77587291
Padres y Los doyers
Fucking Yankees and their RF meme porch
>>77587211
all the ones hit off whos """"pitching""""
>>77587240
Because who wouldn't want to watch more based ball? Also there are just under 50 left, not 30.
>>77587240
Because baseball is a game where anything can happen
Angels Mariners
>>77587445
>>77587445
>>77587445
>>77587349
Anything?
The Mariners could win a ring one day?
>>77587329
kek
>red sux
>Lastros down 5-0 against the rags
I can wait to stretch our losing streak.
ROSARIO HAS HIS FIRST CAREER HOMER!
Goatmed Goatsario
Yes yes well done Aaron Judge.... HOWEVER
>>77587703
is he in red fang?
This entire season is all because Barry Davis left Sportsnet.
It all makes sense now. Rogers let him go because he was a fucking white manlet male and they needed to fill their vaginal quota so they promoted motormouth manjaw Hazel Mae to do his interview bits, and everyone knows having to listen to Hazel talk even during an interview is an excruciating ordeal for any player or fan. Just uses up every precious nanosecond of her allotted time to spew out as much words as possible in her bits.
That - coupled with the aftermath of Muni Kawasaki going to Japan - has ruined the team mojo and condemned them to mediocrity until the day Nori Aoki leads off or they rehire Barry Davis.
Seriously Barry, your band sucks. Just come back. Pls. Hazel sucks so fucking much she isnt even hot just barely doublechin gmilf aunt-tier.
>thames hits a home run against the resd
i've seen this episode before...
>asstros finally scored
Springer is off my punch list now.
>>77570035
Episode 6: Return of Collapstros
Best viewed on a vizio
>>77587484
Literally anything can happen. White Sox just swept a series they had about a .0027% chance of sweeping, not even including the fact that they're tanking
>>77588070
The tank is off, we're coming for the wild card. Hold on to your butts.
>>77588082
>the tank is off
i almost spit out my drink
>Poonez
>Poopston Poop Sox
>The Shitty of Bombston
>>77588082
>tyler clippard
>ANOTHER walk
too bad Altuve grounded into a double play
Hey guys did the Red Sox win tonight?
i fucking hate how aggressive >we are on the goddamn bases, nunez tonight was just the latest in a parade of outs that >we have run into
>>77588223
They had 3-0 lead going into the 8th, they must have!
>>77588233
Teams have blown a 3-0 lead before :p
>the oxy infested shitty of BAWWston
>>77588187
It was a solid DP without hesitation unlike the one Bergman failed to do earlier
>>77588249
Yeah, but the Red Sox bullpen has been absolutely lights out, and the Yankees haven't had any offense lately. There's absolutely no way the Yankees could've come back!
>suddenly we're only down by 3
Can the collapstros actually pull this one off?
>>77588258
Your mum got a solid DP last night
>shittsepoopitts and shit york flinging shit at each other
i guess the sacks and yaks must be playing
>>77588316
Yeah, the Sox just beat the Yankees 3-0
>Selling the farm
>For second place and a shut out
kek
Old Bay is a nark
>>77588334
wow i dont care please dont @me again
Amed Rosario
>FOX has low standards for character but there’s no way they can let Pete Rose come back to broadcast after the latest revelation.
I thought Jon Heyman was a republican since he went to NU and is white
>>77588417
Thanks for trading Reed lmao
>>77588423
Wasn't he just convicted of rape? That shouldn't be a partisan issue.
>>77588417
This was literally the peak of Bustsario's career. It's all downhill from here.
I honestly feel numbness and apathy rn
I just know this is going to destroy the teams confidence down the line
>>77588471
Wait, what? Remember yesterday when Sux fans were saying that Nunez was the biggest pick up at the trade deadline? kek.
>>77588439
What did he do?
>suddenly only down by 2
>one more inning left to go
Will the asstros actually uncuck themselves?
>>77588456
You must seriously want teams to have busts then.
>rags
>>77588491
Quite unironically blew a 3-0 lead against the New York "how do we hit with RISP?" Yankees
How do we stop the Cardinals?
>2 guys on base
>2 outs
>Altuve up at bat
I hope the manlet can save us.
>>77588584
He's not going to if you call him names like that
>>77588540
Lol ouch
That's what they get for not sending over Devers
>>77588602
FUCKING ALTUVE!
>>77588540
Enjoy him. He's a fucking mess.
>>77588602
FUCK
I would let this Schwarber guy put his bat away in my cubbyhole if you know what I mean
>lastros
>diastros
>collapstros
>assstros
>>77588651
what do you mean?
>>77588664
He's a Boystown resident
>>77588668
FREE BEER
>>77588664
I meant I would let him flip his bat on my grass
Clayton Richard almost killed Rich Hill
>>77588680
More like Poor Hole lmao
Discuss.
>>77588696
>detoilet
lol
>The Red Sox are 3 for 64 with RISP against the Yankees this season
wew
>>77588471
it's really not that bad
>>77588696
he did literally everything wrong.
not only did he unnecessarily tag a second time, but after he did, he went for third anyway.
Jesus Christ lole
>>77588728
Bet you wish you sold now
>>77588746
Nobody worth anything besides Hosmer and even then it wouldn't have been enough to rejuvenate the salted earth farm
It was now or never, and now it's never
But hey kot got trophy, that was fun as hell
>>77588728
Astros on a 4L streak
Losing all 4 to <.500 pct teams and getting swept by the White Sox
>>77588728
roylels are finally done, press f to pay respects
Rally Mantis come back
>>77588807
cant you just smuggle him into Kaufman?
>>77588844
My ass is already packed full
>>77588844
he ded
Hey, where did all of the lifelong Astros trips go? Did you notice they haven't had a gamethread in days either? Not that I'm complaining or anything.
>>77588932
They were truly terrible posters
The descent of lifelong fan "spaceman" of trying to get along with everyone to him being aggressively rude for no reason was a treat to watch
Roll em up
>After three hours of steady drizzle, the Nationals finally announced to the remaining fans that the game had been postponed. By that point, the Giants clubhouse had long since cleared out as players headed back to the hotel or for an unexpected dinner. The Giants found out the game wouldn't be played because someone in the press box texted manager Bruce Bochy and told him the Nationals’ TV announcers had already left.
>>77588932
there were white sox vs astros gamethreads but only white sox fans were in them except the third game where some showed then left
>>77588932
They're new to baseball
>>77588999
Full House confirms.
>4.65
>5.38
>5.10
>12.27
>if the season ended right now, this would be a playoff rotation
was AL baseball a mistake?
>>77588991
based jints
Justin Wilson about to blow it for the Cubs. Was he an AL Babby?
>>77588932
>>77588999
Trips are cancer. For me, 99% of my posts are now just >disastros and shit like that.
did some of the down arrows' art get passed onto the red sox?
>>77589039
He was always a set up man at heart
Cubs are putting him in weird situations
>>77588540
>trading good irish boy jamie callahan away for addison reed
:^)
>>77588991
Why are the Nationals so incompetent at handling rain delays? This is like the third or fourth disaster they've had, defintely at least the second after the """"""""delay"""""""" they had against the Barves a few months ago
>>77588932
I'm not a trip but still here.
Remember that Astros have had almost as many people on the DL as the mets for the last 10-12 games, and our "Ace" returned underperforming worse than Mike Fiers. Then our Managing decided it was better to hold onto prospects than secure a better team.
It's a slump that will be remedied when Correa returns. Until then it's expected for there to be less astros fans after 11-12 losses in 2 weeks.
>>77588989
Lmao this. He went from agreeable nice boi to autistic shitposter before the all star break. I remember he compared Marwin Gonzalez to Mickey Mantle, and tried to act like he was only pretending to be retarded when people called him out for it. UT was the absolute worst tho
>>77589159
fans can still spend money at the stadium
>>77589194
Yeah, but I think we're fucked in the playoffs desu. Who are we going to go up against in the first round? The Red Sox? They'll whip us because we have no pitching besides Peacock and Fiers on a good day.
>>77589220
Nah. I mean who the fuck does the red sox have?
>>77576180
>being american-tier in geography
>>77589237
Their pitching is better than ours at the moment. I'd take Sales over anyone in our rotation.
>>77589220
The team will regroove offensively with the return of Correa. Pitching is still questionable with valuable bullpen/cullers on the DL, and if Keuchel doesn't wake up that's real trouble.
We still have a chance. We just need to get our offense producing again and the pitchers to allow less than 4-5 runs (since our offense can usually get that when healthy).
And of course, Gattis with a concussion...
Getting swept by post-Quintana White Sox should be automatic exclusion from the postseason
>>77589280
Keuchel is most likely still injured like McCullers is. I'm not going to bet on either of them getting back to 100% like they were at the start of the season. If we don't have both of them back in full health, we lose in the postseason.
>>77589322
Unless we trade for another quality SP, which we could always be surprised by
Holy fuck the A's are such a meme team... what up with the gay horns and shit as pitchers are pitching? Why is this allowed?
>>77589359
If we somehow meme Verlander here, then yeah we have a better chance. But right now, I don't see how we won't get killed by Boston. Hell at this rate, they'll probably pass us record-wise in the AL fairly soon.
>>77589359
There is literally no one available. Your only hope is if the T___s lose 10 in a row and trade Santana at the end of August. Unlikely.
Amed Rosario.
Kansas City Royals.
>>77570133
Add an L by the >rags
This team is finished
>>77588991
At game start time I predicted in the game thread it would get rained out. Why it took MLB 3 hours to figure it out I dunno.
>>77589375
O's still managing to blow the lead in the 8th just like the Red Sox.
>>77589537
Nah, the O's didnt spend 80gorjillion and trade away the farm for their pitching like Boston
Bros...
>winning pitcher: Santiago Casilla
>>77589294
This. How does this even happen I thought they only had a slumping Abreu as their only good player and no pitching?
>>77589598
We can't stop the Phillies from the #1 pick bros.
>>77589598
don't end it, the padres are stopping the dodgers
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>>77589612
Moncada is doing well, Delmonico is doing well, Anderson is doing well, Avi is back, Rodon is pitching well, Miguel Gonzalez is pitching well, we called up Reynaldo Lopez and he had a decent debut.
It's a ragtag group of kids and they're just clicking right now. We'll start losing miserably again soon I'm sure.
JUST
The Angels are making the playoffs. Absolute madmen.
Bros....
>>77585223
I wouldn't even care about the Marlins at this point
>>77589682
I hope they do, because it'll make the MVP discussions fun
>doyers
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>our bullpen is GOAT
>who can stop us?
Dodgers are tumbling down.
what do /mlb/ and a corner whore have in common
neither one can keep the big D out of their mouth
Daily reminder that winning the WS is equivalent to winning the WS to Dodger fans
;_;
miss you so much melkman but it was for the best...
>Have my DNA scanned for known problems
>These two things come up
Lads.... I knew I had it, but I didn't want it to be scientifically told to me, what shall I do?
>some lonely guy is staying up all night to shitpost a dodger loss
I wish I was that dedicated
>>77589959
how can I subscribe to your blog?
hey guys the angels won again
>>77589971
>all night
it isnt even midnight on the west coast
>>77589971
its friday night and among the vast possibilities of things you could have done with your life you chose to complain on 4chan so i dont see why you couldnt be like that guy
Like any of us "choose" to come here anymore
>be me
>brewers fan
>go camping for 2 weeks
>come back
>we're fucking 4th in the division
LET. ME. GO.
>>77590362
You weren't supposed to be good this year anyway
so now that the doyers are done, who wins the west?
Bros....
>>77590432
obviously the dads, duh
>>77570035
>CHC: Contreras avoided 'worst case scenario'
Post your face when the Cubs get their shit together while Contreras is healing to clinch the NLC outright and then Contreras returns for the playoffs and enters god mode like Schwarber did last year to have the Cubs go back to back.
>>77590485
Holy cow now THIS is a good post
>>77590465
desu be honest I think the jints are gonna make another run
>>77589959
what does it even matter, it's a spectrum for a reason, everyone probably has bits of it in different degrees but it's only called autism when you're unable to function
where do you even go to get your shit scanned?
>>77590498
No YOUR post is really good friend! +1
YOU FUCKING KIKES DONT GET RID OF THE FUCKING PINSTRIPES! I DONT CARE IF ITS ONE WEEKEND DONT FUCKING DO IT
>>77590640
-1
don't be racist
>>77589612
Moncada figured out how to hit from the left side in the majors finally and is working on the right side now
Rodon is still a pretty decent pitcher that was returning from injury and Lopez made a decent debut
However their bullpen is a wasteland running on fumes and their rotation is still crap with BIG GAME pitching next so don't expect the wins to last
>>77590507
we're a bit too far back at this point
>>77590781
they can still finish with 92 wins
Sexually speaking, would you rather get Judge'd, Stanton'd, Thor'd, or Bryce'd?
>>77590570
>>77590498
These are both good posts, send your good vibes to the Cubs and Javy 'Speed Demon' Baez
https://www.mlb.com/cubs/video/happs-rbi-single/c-1716907583
>>77591154
Kipnis'd
he'd be a great funny guy to hang out with and then an absolute animal in bed
>>77591254
Good choice desu
does shelby miller still pitch?
>Kevan Smith said he asked Melky Cabrera at the plate if he missed his old teammates, said Melky replied "Every single one of you"
>>77591534
always been a good teammate, would have him back in a heartbeat
>>77591534
would let this gay boy have his way with my ass for free
>>77591154
Syndergaard seems like a bottom
>Rob Refsnyder
>2 unforced errors that led to 4 unearned runs for Stroman
>0 for 4 with 3 strikeouts including the last one looking
Fuck you Yankees. Fuck you. Take him back
*sneaks into the lead and takes the league championship*
*shits the bed and rolls in it*
>>77595147
>mfw the best dressed in the league will play the Eries
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6itwR1BKeo
>2:19
Girardi confirmed for reptilian
>>77595477
Am I racist if I thought this was mookie betts at first?
>>77595644
what the fuck
>lose one game and pissboi disappears
rest in piss
>>77595644
I want to believe
business idea: Move the Rays to Jacksonville
>>77595678
They're both handsome blek men, though Lindor is handsomer
>>77595771
Nope, Rays are already confirmed moving to Pyongyang.
>>77595810
Lol that's in North Korea though.... that would be a shore sighted business move!CALLE ROAD
CALLE ROAD
>>77595810
Even more of a reason to nuke it then
California and Florida baseball was a huge mistake.
>>77595849
EXPANDING THE LEAGUE
Marlins to Moscow too don't forget
>>77595771
I'm surprised they don't have one. How does Florida's largest city only have one pro team?
Haha Cuckies suck
>Bitch Hill hit in the throat by pitch
Nice strategy ninny league
Corey Kluber drinks piss and likes it!
Clayton Kershaw chokes in the postseason and likes it!
>>77596038
It's funny because it's true
>"the Designated Hitter is bad" t. NL
>Every National League team pinch hits for relief pitchers
>Every National League team uses the DH every time they play in AL ballparks
>>77598113
Well, yeah. NL fan here, we use the DH in AL parks because it's more entertaining to watch. Getting to experience fun, full-outs baseball without pretending to enjoy watching the pitchers hit is a blast!
>>77598260
I unironically can't wait for Manfred to institute universal elective DH
t. NLfag
can't wait for DHs to start pitching, gonna be sick, yall
>>77598951
Can't wait to see this. Want a whole lineup of guys hitting below .100, and I want to see triple digit ERAs. I want to watch six hours of shitty assholes playing the sport so wrong it looks like a comedic parody. I want Mike Fiers.
I wish there was beisbol on right now
>>77599027
>6 hours
imagine that became the average game time
then think about how long a red sux-bankees sunday night fiasco would take.
What will stop the Dodgers this year?
>>77599033
>only early afternoon game is rats-blow gays
it's been fun, fellas, but it's time to end it.
>>77591534
>>77589901
>>77598951
>mfw
>>77598113
>>77598260
>>77598863
>falseflagging leagueposting
>>77599033
Watch the race war
this thread sucks
>>77590532
I took my raw DNA data and uploaded it to Promethease. I'm also at a high risk for hypertension and hearing loss :(
where do you get the lineups, news for general threads pasted from?
>>77599732
Rotoworld
>>77589589
As if Angelos would spend money on anything.