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BroncGODS

If knights win all their games and tigers lose does that mean tigers get the spoon lads?

>>77568777
Tigers have 14 points and -162 f/a
Knights have 12 points and -181 f/a

>>77568777

Tigers are only two points ahead of Knights, so yes.

going to put my cenno on the broncgods

>>77568777
Knights and Tigers will both win their way home and Fullwogs will get the spoon

The absolute STATE of Chris Grevsmuhl

>>77567277
Never forget.

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Blonde female touchie is CONFIRMED at Broncos v Sharks tonight ladies

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>>77569832
>my peem and a BFT
What a great night this will be.

>Perenara reffing the Knights game

RIP

Voting yes lads

Why do the poothers have such strong odds against the cowpats

>>77567277
I can't imagine being fucked in the head enough to go through with a suicide attempt and actually regretting it afterward. Does your life just magically get better after you try??? Maybe I need to overdose outside hospital...

>>77570458
It's because they want attention, not to die and after they "attempt" suicide they get attention.

>>77570474
Thanks Sigmund Freud

Actually my name is Andrew J.

Fucking (You) me when you speak to me cunt

Sharks Dynasty starts TONIGHT

BroncGODS*

Western Force have been cut lads, wonder if the NRL will go to Perth now

Move the fullwogs to pooth

>tfw the Knights will bomb, lose 40-0 and completely undo all the work they've done the last fortnight

walkie, you here brother?

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Just remembered NRL is a sport ladies

Gaz on mad watch

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I fucking love America lads

Why are cheerleaders tummies so nice lads?

>Jamie Soward commentating

fucking hell
i wanted to enjoy this game too

Knights WILL win tonight, I'm on the bandwagon and I've been a lifelong fan since last week lads

Will Smith score a try?

Test

Just remembered I have $500 on Parramatta

BASED KNIGHTS
THE DREAM IS COMING TRUE

>>77571421
Based Sammy "If It Ain't White" Thaiday

>>77571455
Get out. It's too late to bandwagon. No fairweathers allowed.

Fuck

>>77571466
Nah mate I said I've been a lifelong customer since last week after our win.

What the fuck am I watching

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>>77571468
kek

KEM

K E G

>>77571472
My peem kicking arse, thats what laddie

>Knights off to a great start

Only way from here is down

>>77571483
Didn't take you long to get off the bandwagon.

*farts in the thread*

>>77571483
Maybe if it was poocastle playing. Unfortunately for the Eels, GOATcastle are here now.

Peels look bored and uninterested in defense, no one is running up and looked garsed already

Shaun Kenny-Dumbass

HAHAHA-FUCKING HELL

Man it's a rollercoaster of emotions being a lifelong knights customer

>>77571508
Knights games are always the best to watch

It begins

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:(

>>77571524
DELETE

The refball against my peem begins

WALKGOD

"literally" none of these teams could ever survive in the muscular Super League

stream for goatcastle?

That pass was forward as fuck.

>>77571569
Yeah there are streams

Gagai almost got to Radradra from middle of the field before SKD got to him from 3 metres away

>>77571569
no need it is on foxtel. just turn on tv or download foxtel go

Jamie Buhrer is going to lead Newy to the promised land.

Reminder here at /nrl/ we are all friends who value and cherish each other.
If you need help please consider the following.

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https://www.lifeline.org.au/get-help/online-services/crisis-chat

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>Someone using my meme.
Now I know what GOD feels like.

>>77571587

I wouldn't piss in any of you cunts' ears if your brains were on fire.

Academy award

Should be a soccor player that lad

Guys I'm really worried about Jarryd Hayne. Can one of you go and have a talk with him..

Are Newcastle tanking for draft picks?

>>77571617
Do you ride everyone in town like a peel player?

BIFF BIFF BIFF

Best pick up line?

>>77571437
Yes.

Alvaro offside
Not a Knights game without refball

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>>77571630
Fucking this. Bunch of cunts

Are the Eels legit? I think they get blown out by the Sharks, Roosters, Broncos, Cowboys and Storm in finals football. Flat trackers?

Backed a few winners today

>>77571627
Oi Mum! Let's fuck!

Can someone reassure me that the based knights that I've been a customer since in the womb are going to win please :(

>>77571685
No she doesn't and never will again. Maybe if her current boyfriend does something similar to you then maybe but it will be a fleeting thought.

I wonder if she will ever give me another chance. I am in therapy and changing. She was a drug addict and I was watching my father die. Surely she will see things were not right back then and we can try again one day, right?

She just uploaded a new DP on facey and she looks really good

fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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Show us

there's no way im gonna upload my ex's dp on to here lmao

i swear she is try to bait me because i drunk texted her 'hey lol' at 1:30am three weeks ago

>>77571723

Smooth move, slick!

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You are so creepy, she isn't even thinking about you.
You're the kind of creep that if you're a girl and you smile because it's good customer service and you think she loves you and wants your d. Get a fucking grip you fuckface.

>eels try offside
Try
>knights try offside
NO TRY

Makes me think

you cunts are fucked

Just heated up some mince and melted some cheese through it

Why is this thread an embarrassment, lads?

Will the Knights win?

>>77571780
No
I want to dream but no

sick of life

>>77571790
Hospital food will do that to ya

I used to tell my mates "don't put women up on a pedestal" and the what is the first thing I do when I meet a drug addict hooker; put her up on a pedestal. Why?

Please help.

>>77571780

They will with reffing like that.

>>77571796
u wot cunt. hospital food is GOAT. nothing better than a chicken dinner followed by a pudding and sponge bath from a smexy nursey (female).

Should have cashed out. The one time I bet against Newcastle.

>that dark haired peels fan that I didn't get a screenshot off
fuck
*calls lifeline*

Knights DYNASTY starts next season. Wests have finally bought them and the are going to be funding a lot of big changes. Get ready to see a lot of big names joining.

>Refball in favor of the Knights

BASED

NEWCASTLE DYNASTY IS HERE

>>77571786
YOURE NOT A KNIGHTS FAN LIKE ME

>>77571823
Knights can absolutely lose in 20 minutes

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>>77571827
shut up :(

Based Fuhrer Buhrer.

Where were you when Knights won the best Grand Final in NRL history in 2017?

Dogs for the spoon confirmed.

Where will Des ruin next with a shitload of backended contracts and a losing grand final appearance?

Can GOATcastle be stopped lads?

>>77571860
>deleting the spoon that I ADDED
kek

KEM

K E G

>>77571861
Yes, by themselves

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I'm sorry son but he can't do autographs right now, his arm has a boo boo

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We have injuries / it's at Bepper stadium and besides that we've lost our last few, besides that though, I'm still backing the boys.

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>>77571861
Only ONE man can stop GOATcatle now

>>77571867
>thinking you """"""""""made"""""""""" OC because you drew a little spoon in the OC that I made

top WALK

Gaz on fucking wizard watch

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NO WOODEN SPOON

Gasnier= Football Genius

>>77571870
why would he want James Tamou's autograph

>>77571921
Worst joke of the past 4 months of /nrl/ right here lads

Sad part is he genuinely believed that was a funny comment.

I have never seen a peem just stroll to a scrum when they're down. What a bunch of soft cunts.

>>77571870
Why would he want Jason Taumalolo's autograph?

Just got Jason Taumalolo's autograph, I'm fucking buzzing ladies

>>77571870

Why would he want Jason Taumalolo's autograph?

COMEBACK

No try

KEK

Moses should have thrown the ball at that Kiwi faggot's head. Cheating prick.

Just gave some faggot kid an autograph lads

>>77571870

Why is Gallen's dad so small?

Parra getting absolutely REFFED tonight lads

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>this game

>>77571982

Fuck off. How many errors?

Just woke up from my nap to find peels got expoosed

>>77571988
He's just salty cause the dickhead put 500 bucks on peels

UP UP NEWCASTLE, THE BOYS IN THE RED WHITE AND BLUE!

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IT WAS OUR YEAR

>>77571988
Eels 8 to Knights 2 in the second half according to Fox

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>knights won
>broncGODS will win
>getting a prozzie who might be addicted to ice (not sure) coming around at 10pm

Best day ever or what lads

>Sportsbet has seen the money run 5:1 in favour of Parramatta in the head-to-head market

RIP gambling addicts

Is Mcguire really blind or just telling porkies to get a good car park at the shops?

BroncFUCKINGgods

best men can get

Do people actually unironically think mila kunis is sexy

>>77572110
More cute than sexy. Has a nice voice though

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>>77572110
>he doesn't

>that fifita gut

>>77572110

I'd like to age her in a barrel if you get my drift.

I hope they boo 300 game man Gallen everytime he gets the ball lads

forgot to put a bet on lads

Based Fat acknowledging the skill of female touchies

If Sam Thaiday and Andrew Fifita were in an eating contest to see who could eat the most stuffed crust pepperoni pizzas in 5 minutes, who would win?

>>77572140
Only /pol/ cucks doubt the skills of based female touchies

>>77572140

Stop being a tight arse and get Foxtel.

Andrew Fifita is the Demarcus Cousins of the NRL

>>77572153
Thaiday, but only by one slice

>>77571980
lel

That tape job by the trainer is ridiculous.

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Holy fucking shit I keked fucking hardddd

should have binned baloney

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>gaaaaaaaallen gaaaaaaaallen

>taking the poo
my fucking peem
take the fucking tap

>Taking the poo
Sharks win

PENALTY BRONCOS

Have a sudden unexplained urge for mcdonalds ladies

>It's a Broncos get lots of penalties episode

Mcguire looks like a cancer patient with a shaved head

PENALTY BRONCOS!

Ford girl looks yuck now

sharks the grubbiest cunts

Every time grubnulla are penalised they deserve it

>Knock on on tackle 2
Based Maloney

THATS MY PEEM

Broncos are taking Maloney out for a Barbeque XD

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>oates trying to catch a ball

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For me it's the BroncGODS burger

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Fuck sake

>poorey woates

>broncos in charge of catching kicks on their try line

Reckon the doggies will fall short against the giants lads.

>>77572448
muscular bants

I definitely know who that guy is

Suns or Brisbane, sports fans?

>>77572469
Moons XD

>that fucking huge divot
That's coming out of your pay moga

FUCK YES

I was 106kg when I finished high school too

fucking hell that bloke with the cripple arm

oh shit that was fucking close

>>77572492
you mean JT?

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We didn't win this week lads

>>77572502
Crash Bandicoot is based so that is an acceptable adversary

Reminder that you mean something to someone and you have so much to give. I promise you suicide is not the answer and you I promise you will get over whatever is troubling you

Frucking grub Malonley trying to shoulder charge a broncGOD away from the ball
Never hated a cunt more lads

>>77572365

Holy fuck- looks just like a Cowboys Burger.

LE PENALTY BRONCOS XD

oh look its baloney again

Broncos playing ELITE mindgames right now

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>taking the poo
FOR FUCK SAKE BRONCGODS
YOU DON'T MAKE IT EASY BEING A CUSTOMER OF YOURS

Even the commentators can see through this blatant penaltyball

>taking the poo again
WTF is going on lads

Every time I watch a Broncos game i'm reminded why people are sick of this sport

M
O
G
O
D

>future GOATcastle player scores another double
Really makes me think lads

Can someone give me a quick rundown on the penalty count

Moga has literally ripped up all the turf in that corner ladies

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>>77572603
giv more salt

STOP DIGGING UP THE TURF

Sharks are quaking in their boots at the thought of playing GOATcastle in round 26 so they can't concentrate

>>77572619
>>77572623
It's LITERALLY his land, so he can do whatever the fuck he wants white dogs

Oates fucking the turf even more

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>pooarks customers right now

>>77572631
He's Samoan m8

I don't think it's actually grass in that corner, it's just grass clipping scattered on top of some playground sand

>>77572664
bit of casual racism there m8

THE REF LITERALLY GOT INVOLVED AND STOPPED THE BALL FOR THE BRONCGODS

LITERAL FUCKING REFBALL

I LOVE IT

>gallen taking a dive
PUSSAAAAYYYYYYYY

https://twitter.com/GruntersEels/status/895946531907313664

based hungry knights staff

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>>77572748
yummy

Fifita runs like I would run if I had to run because I am also obese

>fatfita

Based hooker sammy thaiday

did the exact same thing as baloney in the first half

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>this game

That wouldn't have been a sinbin if it was any other team. Refs love to sinbin Broncos.

Reminder that if sus/shit calls didn't happen there would be NOTHING for all the radio, podcasts, football shows to talk about.

PENALTY BRONCOS

DYNASTY GOATCASTLE

BASED ME

>thaiday confirming himself for garsed

Good the grubby shark cunts deserve to lose that. Up up ya bum cronulla you shitcunts

>really gasses you
Thiaday confirmed to be African American

Broncos on 2nd place watch

How many pingas will the Knights ingest this evening lads? Kiwi international team or Ben Cousins levels?

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Knights winning just gets my hopes up we'll dodge the spoon but I know things will go horribly wrong

>>77572952
iktfb

>Knights
Vs Storm
@Canberra
Vs Cronulla

>Tigers
Vs Manly
@Roosters
Vs Cowboys
Vs Warriors

They both have the same points and f/a

>when you get beaten by the knights so bad your f/a goes into the negative

Walkcripple on murder watch

>>77573005
It comes down to the Canberra and NZ games desu

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Who lets this fully capable and fully equal member of our society do her own makeup?

Just remembered the NRL Rookie was a thing lads
Apparently the guy who won blew up both his knees

>>77573216
Was he a muslim then lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCWfkl0aQU8&t=0s

Still pretty happy about the Knights winning lads

>>77573575
sad

Knights WILL make the 8 in 2018. Save a copy of this claim for future reference.