/heem/ no fights

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>>77564968

Absolutelly fucked my sleep cycles m8s. Fuck watching ufc until 9am

I tried to fix it but now ended up with slefping 3 hours every 8 hours

>>77564995
C'mon bud, who are you trying to fool you don't even like GSP

>>77565025
I feel you senpai

>>77564995
Holy shit is that an alien on the left caught on camera

>>77564995
why does he have the haircut of a balding black man?

Anyone notice that ever since Schaub came up with this concept of angles for fighting a lot of other analysts are talking about it too?

>>77565065
Is Schaub really the first person you've ever heard talk about angles in combat sport.
Seriously.

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>>77565065
Absolutely my guy

>>77564968
Good OP, I like it.

>>77565003
this ones no good calendernigger

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>>77565103

>>77565096
He originated it my man, at least at the angles he's coming it with.
>>77565103
>1 post
>3 jealous h8rs

>>77565034
If you think that's me, you'd better get it through your head real fucking fast that I happen to love GSP bud you can get fucked he's going to beat Bisping and then he's going to beat Tyron fuck you

>>77565178
Dillon Danis sucks, get over it

>>77565186
Don't tell your mom or she'll ground you.

>>77565184
>GSP
>beat Tyron
lmao bud gooby lol!

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>>77565065
no

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maymac is relatively soon so i just wanna confirm how we're doing the picks. we're not doing the prelims at all? there's 6 other fights we could include in the picks but since nobody really cares i think we can skip them.
so that leaves the fight and the choices are
>winner by tko/ko + round
>winner by retirement + round
>winner by decision + ??
its the last one im not sure about. do the judges score cards get released right away for boxing? if so we can do rounds won for each fighter and average between the judges. we cant just do winner by decision because that'd be 90% of the picks for floyd. what do?

mayweather looking old and slow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78CxSiIg5hw

>>77565222
>222
checked but you're gonna get banned for that image and post probably

>>77565103
Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't Hardy been on Twitter saying Conor's going to get annihilated? I like his analysis but it seems weird they've got him when he doesn't reckon it's even a fight

>>77565222
>Mods are running a tight ship now
Not really, they just get pissy every now and again when they run out of hotpockets and suddenly try and enforce the rule. Give it a few days and they'll stop bothering, spergs will sperg no matter what

>>77565222
they shoulda permabanned you

>>77564968
Fuck this goof

>>77565249
Don't do the prelims, only the main fight.
Go to /box/ if you want to do picks for the whole card, /heem/ should really just be for the main event.
I think those choices are good, decision + rounds won is fine.
So something like "Mayweather by Decision, Conor wins 2 rounds" would be a valid pick. That said, if this is how you're going to go about it, you're going to have a stupid number of picks to manage

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A beautiful sunset from your pal in Coral Springs.

>>77565279
Rusing you.

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America, why Shaub is so successful.

Pls explain yourselves

>>77565360
Noice lad. Doesn't compare to Cali sunsets, though.

>>77565376
Calendar, stop being a diva you know damn well that webm served no purpose on heem threads

>>77565393
So cloudy here today. Gonna have to experience a Cali sunset one of these days.

>>77565390
He's charismatic, funny, athletic, handsome, tall, fit, and has the drive and will to succeed.

>>77565356
yeah even without goofs submitting multiple picks i'd bet there would be a lot of picks so im guessing there will be at least 200 picks

also the thing about rounds won by decision is how do we know how many rounds they won? i dont know if the judges scorecards get released right away

>>77565360
>the absolute state of that footpath
what a shithole

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What went wrong?

>>77565308
Because Dan Hardy is an intelligent man who is grounded in reality. Slob is a groupie

>>77565401
This. That webm was probably part of a tangent of multiple webms and bikini pictures.

>>77565284
that's hilarious

>>77565434
he lost all his energy and power beating on schaub

>>77565439
>cynthia in a bikini
W H E R E ? sign me the fuck up nigga

>>77565390
He sells out shows around the world. His podcasts are smash hits internationally. Get it straight. He is successful because he is a combination of hilarious and insightful.

>>77565423
>there will be at least 200 picks
Maybe more, considering casuals are going to be all over and they might mess around too. Honestly I wouldn't blame you if you didn't bother, it's a lot of shit to go through.
Good point about the rounds won, I don't know actually. I don't into Boxing, don't they read the scorecards like MMA?

>>77565390
He's a lanklet Chad

>>77565434
bad knees

>>77565460
its one pick to make ill personally be submitting at least 20

>>77565390
Americans are degerates

>>77565433
Yeah it's the largest hill in Coral Springs. It's a comfy little spot, wish the city took care of it better.

>>77565489
How about I slap you over the head with a maccers tray ya cunt?

>>77565485
This. I submit 5-6 every event whenever Calendar posts picks. I don't go as far as 20 that ruins it.

>>77565103
damn will swab ever recover?

>>77565485
Does /b/ still have ID's? Maybe you could make the picks thread there kek

>>77565460
it will be easier than a multi fight card because i can goof the entire thing before the fight actually happens round by round so all i have to do during the event is switch on and off layers of goofs. if there's picks spam that might be annoying. i had to filter a bunch of picks for 214 which isn't fun

also, reading the scores from the judges wont be enough because with 12 rounds, it could be 115 to 108 without any indication of rounds

>>77565463
>chad
He acts like a big goof with stupid feminine jokes. His face looks like a babies and his antics cringe worthy. Everytime I hear him speak I am reminded how obtuse he is.

Smh australia

>>77565557
No they got rid of IDs. I was on /b/ last night talking about Jon Fitch, what a shithole.

>>77565518
yeah i figure anything over 10 is overkill normally but if its a matter of picking one fight 20 seems like a good amount

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>>77565631
I'm not home bro, but everyone knows by now you're a casual fan.

>>77565557
thats not a bad idea. are there any blue boards with user ids? if its slow enough and the mods don't delete it i could post it on that monday just link it until saturday

>>77565631
insert screencap by coral springs

>>77565631
Great post

>>77565649
>are there any blue boards with user ids
None that come to mind, and certainly none that would enjoy having a random picks thread up. It'd get deleted and you'd probably get b&

>>77565003
>watching Luke Thomas Monday Morning Autist
>laughinggirls.txt

>>77565649
do it on pol

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>>77565646
you need to focus on cleaning the toilets bro, don't worry about what the cool dudes on heem are doing

>>77565601
>115-108
Wouldn't that imply Floyd lost 5 rounds and won 7?

>>77565649
Jesus relax lol it's fight picks on 4chan

>>77565360
>pedo_hunts_for_kids.jpg

>>77565631
Stop posting this every thread you fag

>>77565712
this, it will work if you throw some pepes in there

anybody else watching the MayMac open workout? It feels like watching a Rocky movie. Mayweather has a bunch of yes men around him repeating everything he says

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78CxSiIg5hw

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>>77564968
Newfaggot here. Why is it called /heem/ instead of something self-explanatory like /mma/?

>>77565749
>t. 36 picks guy

>>77565835
he's right tho and im sure people here have no shortage of proxies

>>77565886
damn dude, how badly do you want to submit multiple picks? its just picks on 4chan my guy

>>77565835
Nope sorry sweetie.

>>77565103

I wonder how many times Brondean repeated "MMA has a different stance!" like it was something relevant

>>77565822
it's an acronym, it means "here everyone enjoys mma"

>>77565822
because heem sleepy.

is Jones vs Stipe the GOAT fight to make?

>>77565060

Because he's one of those people who look better with no hair.

>>77565899
i dont give a fuck about this fight whats the point of submitting more than two picks anyways if we're picking 1 fight?

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>>77565994
but those hairline angles my guy

>>77565360
Nice tbqh

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>>77566048

Not everyone is blessed with glorious Slavic hairline.

>>77565279
is mayweather autistic? i'm not even memeing, I'm genuinely wondering.

>>77566103
Got any black bunda to post my guy?

>>77566212

Maybe later, when janny goes to get some tendies.

>>77566133

no he's just retarded. an idiot savant for boxing.

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>>77566267
I'll be around, thanks guy

Why doesn't Conor have an open workout for the media

>>77566133
THe x factor was FLoyd's 40 years of age, but after watching the training session for about an hour, he looks good, very good for a 40 year old.
Conor isn't going to have very many successful moments lads the dream is dead.

>>77566323
Yeah he's legit, doesn't seem anywhere near 40.

>>77566316

he does tomorrow senpai

Does boxing do the ceremonial weigh ins like the UFC does?

>>77566386
He's a Randy Couture type of 40

>>77566406
Neat

For sure there will be ceremonial weigh ins

>>77566417
or Romero

Does the calendar guy take /heem/ too seriously?

>>77566443
No but the guy who plays /heem/ police does

What are some vicious ground and pound knock outs?

>>77566443

heem has way worse spurgs than him

I appreciate what he and picks bro do

>>77566496
Stipe tapping Reem

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>>77566496

>>77566504
He is picks bro

>>77566543
how do you know?

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Bisping bless lads

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>>77566596
Bless

>>77565103
>bipsing

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>>77566641
Yes?

>>77566673
Dump it all

Why do Americucks hate BisGOAT so much?

>>77566719
Polish by blood lad, never forget.

>>77566719
The only american champions are Manlets, down syndrome croats and a BLM virtue signaler.

They're very bitter.

>>77566770
We have Max Holloway too you fucking nerd

>>77566798
Max is a Hawaiian tiki head man.

And Jones is a honorary mexican for the amount of nose sugar he snooted.

>>77566719

I don't even care that he is a thin skinned bully and hypocrite

it bothers me that he was 'injured' so we had to have this stupid belt but the second a non contender not even in his weight class wants to fight hes fine

All he does is duck contenders fuck him

>>77566843
canada has leaves

>>77566861
And rocks and trees, and trees and rocks and rocks and trees and trees and rocks and...Water

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxTpIMK5NSo

>>77566843
next time call it booger sugar

>>77566586
He is, he does loads of stuff for /heem/ desu

>>77566935
Noted.

>>77565822
iirc it was from some fight video of a black guy shouting "hit heem" or something

>>77566859
you triggered the scat/Bitchping spammer. Have a you

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>>77566911
I hate rocks and trees. water is okay.

>>77566859
Romero was never a contender.

>>77566908
>>77566941
>>77566971
y tho

>>77567013
>>77566969

>>77567023
>Being this bitter that your country will never be relevant ever again.
Go read some Homeric verses nerd.

>>77567000
Hahaha what the fuck. You're the kind of people who give us leafs a bad name

>>77556644

Coral Springs spamming scat because someone made fun of Schaub.

What a dweeb.

>>77567087
Not me dude

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thoughts?

What drives a person to act like this?

>>77567073
>Supporting cheaters and roiders.
Your Canadian citizenship is revoked.

>>77567147
that irish nig gonna win fo sho

>>77567147
Holy fuck that Mayweather is creepy

>>77567147
sad we didn't get a chinese schaub

>>77567152
Probably got molested as a child or was bullied. I can't imagine getting turned on by a fat man covered in scat.

>>77567186
creepily good

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Would you train at A-Rod's UFC Gym Miami?

>>77567249
probably just opened it purely so he could fuck the male students

>>77567072
A FUCKING LEAF... or more likely the scat spammer with a proxy

>>77567300
HARDY WORK

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>>77567289
lol
or everyone at att next door is too short

http://www.10thplanetjj.com/threads/17352-Q-amp-A-(Ask-me-anything)?s=84e8e52ddc70977d836e9ee17f240fa8

Eddie doing an AMA on his own forum. Good shit if you have the time.

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>>77567300
I'm the only good Canadian on heem.

Show some respect you austerity crippled bum.

>>77567306
that's someone else you stupid leaf

>>77567339
>t. the OTHER greek

>>77567333
Fuck that, I post news and links to live fights, along with another Canadian.

Speaking of news, here is this weeks wrestling observer, with all the pro wrestling edited out and only MMA.

https://pastebin.com/eQNhzkWp

>>77567328
trisha cicero has P4P one of the best bundas in MMA. sucks she didnt get onto tuf

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>>77567364
>Wrestling observer autism
wgaf

>links
Those can be useful. Good on you.

>>77567396
Say what you want, but Meltzer has been covering MMA since the first UFC, along with every other major MMA organization since. If you are looking for technical analysis of fights, there are many other proper sources. But he has a great understanding of the combat sports landscape. His meta analysis is second to none.

>>77567483
For most of that he's talking about The Hot One and how awesome of a pro wrestler he was.

Dave is autism personified.

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>>77567328
holy shit Tibau got USADA'd hard

https://www.instagram.com/p/BXoEtY1lLXb/
will vanzant be able to do this to jessica eye?

>>77567546
Looking like different person

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>>77567572

>Schaub couldn't even make it in the TRT/PED era

What a failure, pretty much anyone could have been a star

>>77567540
I assume you mean the first article in the pastebin. I only included that because of the guys MMA history. It didn't make sense to cut an paste the UFC bits. This week was a a weird issue, lot's of wrestling and mma stories mixed together. usually it's more separated.

Anyways if you don't like it don't read it. simple as that. Some people here like it.

>>77566586
you still not fucking fooling anyone lol

>>77567620
That's because he never used steroids.

>>77567655
>Growth spurt at 25 while playing football. A sport notorious for doping at the lower levels due to zero drug regulations.
Sure thing buddeh.

>>77567655
Fucking retard, that's like not wearing a helmet in the NFL. Funnily enough that would land you with CTE just like Schrub

How do I become an outgoing alpha male with confidence like Lithuania? He's the John Cena of /heem/.

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UFC Fight Night 114, which took place in Mexico City, Mexico, last Saturday, was headlined by male flyweights Sergio Pettis and Brandon Moreno. Traditionally, the main event of a fight card generates the peak viewership. However, the main card on FS1 generated 859,000 TV viewers, while the peak viewership came during the 12:00-12:15 am ET quarter-hour during the strawweight fight between Alexa Grasso and Randa Markos with 988,000 viewers.

This is the second time Grasso accompished this feat. The first time occured during her debut UFC fight against Heather Jo Clark on the UFC Fight Night 98 card in November 2016. The fight, which was the first fight on the main card, generated the card's viewership peak (932,000); average TV viewership for the whole card was 860,000. Remember that event featured Tony Ferguson, Rafael Dos Anjos, Diego Sanchez, Ricardo Lamas and Charles Oliveira--hardcores would have argued before the event that those established male fighters would have generated the best TV ratings.

>>77566302
he pulls his pants all the way down to pee?

r8 my new entrance song:

https://youtu.be/5LitDGyxFh4

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>>77567777
You left out the best part

>More impressively, the last two fights on the show beat out Top Rank boxing on ESPN, which featured the Vasyl Lomachenko super bantamweight world title defense against Miguel Marriaga, which did 728,000 viewers.

RIP boxing

Anyways, Markos was robbed.

>>77567653
what?

>>77567808
10/10 just for actually being able to have a walkout song. We all can only dream of walking out to a song and fighting. I don't have the guts nor skills

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>>77567810
>Anyways, Markos was robbed.

Will Iraq ever recover?

>>77567782

It's the best way to pee. It's also why I use stalls and not urinals.

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>Rizin announced a women’s 108 pound Grand Prix tournament that will start on its next show on 10/15 in Fukuoka, which is the show with the Kazushi Sakuraba vs. Dan Henderson grappling match. It’s an attempt to put over Rena (Rena Kubota), a popular shootboxing star, and basically focus around attractive women. Rena will face Andy Nguyen in the first round, and also expected in the tournament are Miyu Yamamoto, whose weigh-in for her fight with Cassie Robb got international attention, Saori Ishioka and 19-year-old Kanna Asakura.

My body is ready.

Lads, whenever May remembers Conor talking shit he looks nervous and insecure

Conor is bound to start talking shit in the fight

If May starts to engage we might actually see his chin tested

>>77564995
le ruin the other division face

>>77567997
take it to /box/ big nose

>>77567365
Got any proof of bunda ?

>>77568026
/box/ is an abandoned cesspool

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>>77567933

Based japs.

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>>77567810
did you wish randa happy birthday yet?

>>77568080
>That girl in yellow checking out her butt and adjusting her own tiny shorts to compensate for a lack of bunda.
CUTE

>>77568042
i first noticed in the TUF 25 try out video but this one shows some jiggle
https://youtu.be/afnDqfg71_M?t=5m29s

>>77567810
Who /Assyrian/ here?

>>77567147
Mayweather looks like rob dyrdek

>>77568088
that has to be the worst calendar design ever, did at no point you stop and think "this isn't going to work?"

>>77567619
forced doggy?

>>77565003
I liked the "podcastless" version more.

>>77567860
She's so perfect oh my Godge

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>>77568247
here you go friendo. there's a heeminder for everyone

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>>77566596
All day buddeh

>>77568088
Rubbed one out in celebration 100% my man. Don't even get me started on that Jap broad.

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>>77568247
here u go dude

>>77568263
Not this one, the one who had the weekends way bigger.

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>>77568088
It's Joe Rogans birthday tomorrow!

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>>77568218
how about this one my guy. fresh off the heem presses

>>77568324
Not gonna lie that Yamamoto birthday pic is pretty sweet

>>77568324
I unironically like this design.

i bet 30 dollars on conor is it throwing away or he has a slight chance

>>77568349
>>77568324
That said you for sure need to insert a pic for Joes birthday tomorrow

fuck each and every one of you

>>77568366
Probably throwing it away, but I put some money on Conor just in case he shocks the world

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>>77568126

>>77568126
Looks nice. Too bad shes wearing dude shorts. Got me curious

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bless

>>77568385
*kneebars you*
Heh nothing personal kid

>>77568324
How does one celebrate bday when he is dead

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>>77568437
Look at that doggy style

>>77568523
bottom left is how he would look like if he was white?

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>>77568437

>>77568523
WHERE IS THE CHINESE SCHAUB

>>77568690
We need more of her. Weigh in footage or the tuf 25 try out vid a heemster mentioned

If anyone gives a fuck

>Anderson Silva vs. Kelvin Gastelum will headlined an 11/25 show in Shanghai, China.

That card months away but it is going to be a good time.

>>77568823
I like Gas but he lost to CTEman.Silva is going to win. He's too short for middleweight.

>>77568813
G-got some good ones coming up... whew

>>77568877
Figures they'd push an over the hill fighter in Silva on the chinks tho

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I can't decide if Miesha is hot or not.

>>77568911
No.

>>77568911
you might be gay.

>>77568911
She is. Dont forget the fighter 1-10 hotscale theory. Automatically adds 2 points, thus making her an 8.

>>77568977
She's got a really nice ass when she's not cutting weight. 9/10 on that scale imo

>>77568882
We waiting

Daily reminder Cody Garbrandt will Heem TJ

>>77569096
Cody is a good guy he let that cancer kid wear the belt

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>>77569130
He will let him wear it after he Heems TJ also

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UFC 300: GoPro in Miesha's master bedroom toilet 4K live stream $199.99

>>77568379
i wanted to but i ran out of space. i wanted to do Joe and DJ

>>77568437
>>77568690
you're doing god's work anon

>>77569211
are you ever going to admit that you have a poop fetish? im not claiming that you're the scat spammer but you talk about shit in a sexual manner way too much

>>77569300
Dude there is no guarantee that Miesha will poop during the PPV, she might just pee once or twice. That would still be cool though.

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>>77567249
>elevator shoes on the right

W H E N
H
E
N

>>77569356
The stipulation is she ate 2 chipotle burritos an hour in advance and then chugs 2 cups of prune juice.

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Is she the female Tyrone Woodley?

>>77569442
no, she's actually engaged in the fight not backpedaling and over-reacting to feints

>>77569263
guess ya ain't a fight fan, I'll have to stick with and support old calendar guy.

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>>77569442
>elite wrestler
>power puncher
>defensive pressure fighter
right here my guy

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>>77567249
>>77569359
Why are short men so insecure?

who is your favorite woman in mma?

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>>77569494
natty natsuo

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I'm getting real tired of Dana's shit. When is he gonna sign my girl so she can save the 145 division?

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>>77569535
This is what a real 145 woman looks like

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Remember when Tyron chased GSP out of the weight class he dominated for years?

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>>77569547
How can other featherweights compete?

>>77569555
he retired after losing to hendricks

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>>77569564
Jason Genova-esque are her titties Joe

>>77565060
because he is balding

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If Conor McGregor beats Floyd Mayweather is he the greatest combat sports athlete of all time? Seriously.

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>>77569615
y u gotta be such a hater?

>>77569802
yes

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i'm getting "okay" at faceswaps

what mma related ones should i do for the most (You)s

wtf no USADA in invicta?

>>77569837
wtf no USADA in Bellator?
wtf no USADA in RIZIN
wtf no USADA in LFA?
wtf no USADA in Glory?
wtf no USADA in ONE?

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>>77569844
>>77569856
DELETE THIS

>hey anon, what did you get up to last night
>"spammed from the massive library of scat pictures i maintain to derail an mma thread"
>oh...uh, ok

>>77569916
jokes on you for never interacting with a real life vagina

>>77569916
You're gay though.

Thug rose nude pls

>>77569873
what are we even paying the janitor for?

THIS IS YOUR REMINDER

THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)
THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST
TO POP YOUR:
* ALPHA BRAIN
* SHROOMTECH
* KRILL & MCT OIL
* PRIMATE CARE PILLS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk <---- HIT PLAY NIGGA
>YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA
DUDE BOOOOM LMAO
DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
* Joe Rogan, 2015
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING
* Brought to you by SquareSpace©
cue the hempforce mustard

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Reem bless lads

I bet that faggot McGregor is playing touch butt in the park right now

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what kind

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>>77570139

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>Tfw too intelligent for the middleweight division

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>>77570158
does touchbutt traneing really work?

>>77570170
>tfw too intelligent to do things for free

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>>77570191

How do I become a touchbutt coach?

>>77570191
i don't know. how many other UFC fighters have held 2 belts simultaneously?

how many fighters have knocked out the P4P #1 in 13s?

>>77570213
good fucking reasoning

>>77570213
13s was such a blessing in disguise for Aldo fans because they can pretend it was all a fluke

imagine if Conor went out there and Alvarez'd their idol

>>77570213
Randy Cotoure both questions

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>>77570191

No, it's a meme. This on the other hand..

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>>77570209
consult luo dong

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>>77570229

Speaking of meme training sessions, anyone got that webm of Cain destroying his knees?

>>77570248
DO NOT search this name on youtube

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>>77570267

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>>77570010
HERRO FLEAK BITCHES

>>77570271
why not?

>>77570276
this doesnt look that terrible on further review

pretty short range of motion and not locking out his knees super hard or anything

questionable usefulness but not all that dangerous

>>77570264
He still held his titles simultaneously and he knocked out Tim Sylvia, the p4p king at the time, with the first punch.

>>77564968

stealthy legit prospect boys
LHW
Antigulov
Giles
Reyes
Pedro

MW
Borrachina
Anders

WW
Mina
C. Silva
Price
Meek
Bufando

LW
Teymur
J. Silva
Gilliespie
Klose

FW
Burgos
Allen
Volkanovski
Tucker

BW
Zahabi
Duquesnoy
Johns

>>77570287
joe actually looks straight as an asian

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>>77570276

What a goof.

>>77570300
you cant have more than 1 boy u faggot

ROAD FC WEIGH INS LIVE NOW

KOREAN MMA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zS2p7T_-QoA&feature=youtu.be

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>>77570287
AREX PREASE STOP A SAY THAT CRAZY TALK

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>>77570297
speaking of sylvia, free version of his fight vs Big Nog here

http://www.ufc.com/media/ufc-fuel10-nogueira-sylvia?id=

Edgy Brah used it on JRE as a great example of when your TDs arent working and being able to pull guard effectively as a backup. came up talking about the last Maia fight

>>77569211
kek

>>77570297
are you literally retarded?

he didn't hold 2 titles AT ONCE

and the fight vs tim was a 5 rounder...

>>77570354
>Sylvia trying to be the first man to stop Noguiera

good fucking luck

>nearly knocked him out a moment ago

still no

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I don't watch the contender series I just watch the Snoopcast highlights.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prnNj5pAkaA

>>77570414
>took his weed away but the gin is fine
another thing ruined by the jews, asian faceapp too

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Don't forget to tune in tomorrow at 5:30 P.M. for Mayweather/Inefficient Conor open workouts
>INB4 I'm not going to watch that shit, then proceeds to watch that shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2U89wDcVGY

>>77570414
I'm going to say it, snoop is awkward.

he's an awkward black guy.

I don't give a fuck.

Holy shit someone just said someone controversial on 4chan what should we do lads

>>77570414
shit I need to start watching the Snoopcast

>>77570433
Floyds was today, how much touchbutt should be expected in Conor's?

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>>77570504
you should kys

>>77570383
Still more impressive than beating up midgets.

>>77569492
paltrow is like 5'9 so that's pretty impressive for rdj's elevator shoes even if they are absurd looking

why are aussies such shitposters>>77570284

>>77570315
Are you that one guy that trets your boy like hes your boyfriend?

>>77570602
>implying he isn't my boi

Wrong again sweetie

>>77570568
It's kind of like /heem/ if everyone had the same flag

>>77570537
Rubbing my chin here, think that was uncalled for

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>>77570609
What did he mean by this?

>>77570611
i could heem him for sure m8

>>77570537
who shit in ur cornflakes missy?

>>77570628

who is your favorite girlboi fighter?

>>77565434
he completely ruined his career following rousey to GFC

imagine if he had stayed at jackson-wink or even fucking AKA

travis had so much promise then pissed it all away

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>>77570648
I HATE YOU