Redskins vs Ravens preaseason game uno

About time someone did it.

>tfw we're not an elite thread

both teams look terrible
they're acting like the new jumbotron in baltimore is the second coming of jesus
skins suck
birds suck
why do i even bother living

I'm going to be watching the Broncos Bears game, but I hope you have fun OP

>>77564864
Ravens will be fine. We just need BASED FLACCO back

Aand colt mccoy is on. That was shit

Anyone have a stream?

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Gooooo bestskins!

>>77564909
I don't say this often but...

>>>/reddit/

>>77564909
How many times do we have to direct you faggots to r/nflstreams?

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Why are my skins shitting the bed already, at least wait till the end of the regular season

>>77564953
Ravens defence is actually the second coming of Christ this season get hype

>5 punts in 7 minutes

Why is this shitshow the only game I get?

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>>77565001
It will def pick up later anon.

>>77565067
Based redskins optimistic poster!

>Defense looks gr8
>offense looks like cancer
>Koch still the gawd

Yep sounds like this team is ready for week 1

Tucker what's happening

Friendly reminder that redskins winning in the preseason is historically bad for the redskins chances in the regular season.

So GO RATBIRDS.
>go redskins

>>77565307
>when the mental gymnastics hit hard

ZERO YARDS

>>77565323
>leaf

ZERO FOOTBALL TEAMS

>>77565357

The CFL exists though

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>>77565307
this is a historical fact

>>77565378
But does it really

>>77565415
I can't confirm or deny your insinuation

>>77565378
we did an ancestry thing and i'm part leaf from those islands in the atlantic hundreds of years ago

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>tfw football is back

>>77565543
You're a fucking Acadian!

>>77565634
i used to enjoy street fighter 2 and mortal kombat and the like how did you know

How do we stop the ravens D bros?

>>77565863
find out their home addresses
post to craigslist that there is a submissive asian woman inside looking for love, just come in, if it's locked it's just part of the game hehe.
the rest will take care of itself.

Well if that's not foreshadowing for how shitty this season is going to be...

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>>77565943

>harbaugh still crying in preseason
Sit the fuck down, you pansy

>>77566043
Its hard when you've had a taste of greatness

>>77566124
>greatness
Ray Lewis is the ravens literal reason for greatness

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>>77566158
They had a lot more talent than just that you dismissive mong

>dedskins
Y isnt my team on today this game sucks

I think tucker will be fine #MyTwoCents

Tucker is going to break his record this season, I can feel it.

>r******s

>Baltimurder
Just one weekend cmon nogs

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Things are gonna turn around real soon redskins can do it!

Shitskins getting shutout

Another year another joke of a season

I know its just a preseason game...but JESUS CHRIST

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Redskins can still come back and win, right?

These technical difficulties with Clinton Portis are hilarious.

Is Woodrum going to be the next qb?

Woodrum is a fucking beast. Harbaugh better not fuck this up again.

>>77568593
It's nice seeing him in action. Early to say, but he was having a lot more luck than Mallet

>>77568645
Mallet always struggled but this guy came out with 3rd stringers and was gun slinging with no effort.

I know the redskins are shit but it's still impressive.

Which city is worse to live in, Balitmurder or DeeCee?

>>77568873
Baltimurder for sure.

Source: I live in the DC Suburbs and all the cool, social, rich young people live in DC.

It sucks, as a single guy, I'm going to have to move in closer in about a year to increase my social chances.

So yeah, DC has a great upper-upper middle class scene. Baltimore's scene at a similar level is probably 1/5 the size of DC's.

>>77569200

How the hell does DC suck as a single. Step up senpai

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>>77569386
Look where we are, dude.

I only just realized how in demand we men are, it's a numbers game and that I'm sitting pretty.

Since then I've upped the quality of the chicks I date significantly, but I'm still growing into the new role.

>>77569200

DC women are some of the worse bitches in the country m8

fav female mixed martial artist?

>>77569443
I live in moco and can confidently say that there are absolutely no women in the DMV. Just a bunch of preppy stupid rich bitches or slutty ghetto bitches

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>>77569443
There are plenty of kind women here, too.

But yeah I can't believe the meanness/negativeness of this one lawyer I dated. Beautiful, 8/10, thin, nice boobs, nice ass, absolutely well put together.

And she was just plain old mean. She loved me and was very affectionate, but total dead fish/weird in bed, and was just straight up mean to me verbally.

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>>77569490
I just went on a date with a chick that works in "sustainability" so she's idealistic, pretty, very well employed (she's a Global Manager of Sustainability at one of the Big 4) and pretty cool.

So as long as I stay positive, I can find nice women.

OMG this one teacher I dated...

I really hope ravens offense can get their shit together. Our defense really deserves a super bowl ring holy shit

>>77569527
"So you don't make six figures? Oh wait you're joking right? Hahaha"

>>77569550
It's one game, calm down. Redskins gave them this game on their own, the were totally clueless

>>77569635
LMAO she made $85k and she couldn't switch counties because she'd go back to making like 60k or something.

And yeah, when I meet people that don't make $100k+, especially in IT, I have to look closely to see if they're like in their first job post-grad or what.