FIFA ranks

>>77562290
FIFA ranking was always the worst ranks system.
>Swiss
>Poland
>Columbia
>Belgium

Retarded as fuck.

>brazylia

>>77562290
yes, poland will win the next wc with a lewandowski hattrick in the final against argentina.

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>I rate Belgium

>Włochy

WTF?

>>77562290
>niemcy
Every time. So cute :3

>>77562290
>the state of portugalia

State of the Polish language

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>>77563176
it's great

>>77562290

names of other countries in other languages are fucking weird

>Niemcy
>Wlochy

what? how?

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>>77563206
The Germans have like 50 completely different names. See this.

>>77563206
>Niemcy
"mute people"
>Włochy
from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vlachs, same as Allemagne for Germany in French

>>77563206
germany has a ton of weird names in various languages, english included. i assume it's because they're in the center of europe, so everyone who brushed up with them gave them their own unique name

>>77563176
At least they have their own language, eh leafy.

>>77563233
>>77563246

neat.jpg

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>>77563206
I actually find it hilarious how frequently different languages shock you Anglo imbeciles.

>>77563269
>france not '1'
yeah, sure

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>>77563188
>really complicated

>>77563269
>>77563297
You gotta consider that all those Pakis and Algerians probably speak multiple desert languages, that pushes the medium a bit towards 2.

>>77563319
True.

>>77563269

shouldn't you be standing in a breadline faggot?

the rankinngs are a self-perpetuating joke.

the only reason utter dogshit like switzerland are that high and qualify for every tournament is because they get piss easy qualifying groups every year, leading to them staying as first seeds.

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>>77563355
What did he mean by this?

>>77562290
>the US isn't top 10.
>the US is worse than sweden or mexico

what a bullshit ranking system

>>77563359
oh look, that's exactly what's happening with EPL in uefa league coefficient rankings

english teams get ez groups and they scrape just enough wins to not fall out of top3 so they can get more ez groups and barely stay in top3 again

but when someone who isn't spain, italy or germany does it, then suddenly it's cheating

fuck off

>brazylia at no1
It's coming home

>>77563269
Median is the middle observation if the population is uneven and it's the average of the two middle observations if the population is even. I highly doubt that population is even AND the two middle observations differ for so many countries. So many 1/2s don't make sense to me

>>77563269
How the fuck can you speak half a language?

>>77563429

>monkey doesn't know how averages work

how surprising

>>77563246
Yeah. It's because they had so many tribes, so some name it after the Alemanni, others the Saxons, some Germany as a whole, etc. Whereas other Western Euro countries are descended from, like, one single tribe (Franks, Angles, etc)

>>77563429
oi tudo bem rsrs kkk sopa de macaco uma delicia

that's half the language, the other part is about buying drugs and hiring 12yo prostitutes

>>77563371
>is bullshit because my country won le ConCACAf meme Cup
Kek, USA team is dogshit.

>>77563474
7-1. in your own country. no team is more dogshit than that. couldnt even get third place either.

>>77562359

kek stay behind

>>77563507

>it's an "American only knows about soccer from /sp/ memes" episode

stop embarrassing us

>>77563518
ok ill admit we shouldn't be top ten but there is no way in hell sweden, egypt, iran, northern ireland, costa rica and iceland are better than us

>>77563560
Iceland is a world superpower

> Niemcy

You should call it Naziland.

>>77563575
if you consider the mountain the entirety of iceland then yes, iceland is a world superpower

>not even in the screenshot

>>77563188
The verb "to be" is usually the most complicated and irregular in any language
t. linguistics student

>>77562290
>Switzerland 4th
>Germany not first
This ranking is fucking garbage

All we really did is not lose in years desu - who knew this would work on the rankings!
I rate this current NT - there is an actual no. 10 with Zieliński (something >we lacked in the Euros) and Lewa could probably play another 6 years as a product of sporting eugenics.
Foreigners don't appreciate what a difference this is, we were 70th in the rankings not that long ago and eating absolute shit - not getting to 2010 or 2014 WCs (2014 with an easier group than right now), dropping out of the easiest group of the Euros >we hosted, nobody expected anything from this team anymore.
ELO has us at 13th, so getting to the round of 16 in the World Cup - which is achievable with this current team.

>>77562393
>Lewandowski appearing in a big match
Doubt.jpg

>>77563434
>fatlad doesn't know what a median is

>>77563434
Median vs Mean, you dunce.

>memeranking

>>77563978
>4 (four) goals in one leg of a CL Semifinal against Halal shortly before they became the best team in the world

Ok dude

>>77562290
how come every country has a cool name in polish except chile and peru?

>lost 7-1 at home
>still #1 in fifa meme rankings bullshit
SUCK IT SUCKERS

>switzerland
>poland
>france that low

>>77562290
>meme-sico

>>77563233
>faak gwok
>dak gwok
wut

>Peru
>15

Do not believe these ranking if you see Peru in the top 30.

>>77563560
They most likely are since my little sawker holds back the US NT

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>>77562290
>Meksyk
>14th

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das rite we /bigbois/ now

>>77562290
>Szwajcaria

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>>77569989
What did Polan mean by this?

>>77569989
>MeksyCACA

>>77570056
The Australjizz used to inseminate your women

what is even the point here

>>77570292
to be disgusted by slav speak and spelling

>>77563233
>those stoner eyes in Netherlands
sensible chuckle.gif

>>77562290
>Italia
>Włochy

literally none letter in common

>>77562290
>Urugwaj
kek

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>7

>>77562290
>13
We're not even top 13 in Europe

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>>77562499
Vlach--This comes from a Gothic word meaning "Roman," and it is a very common designation for us in English (for example, this is the only title we are listed under in the Encyclopedia Britannica). The Slavs learned this word from the Goths, and so it has continued to the present; in fact, the Poles still refer to an Italian as "Wloch" and to Italy as "Wlochy."

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>>77562290
>Meksyk
>+2

>7-0
>4-1
>no even the fucking gold cup
>>>>>>>+ fucking 2

My god, FIFA rankings have become such a fucking meme.

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>havent lost since 3-2 to mexico
>tied with them AT the azteca
>win the gold cup
>we were at like 22 or something last time and now we're 26

WHAT THE FUCK DO WE HAVE TO DO

literally the only thing that matters is tournament performance

too bad rankings play into group seeding though

>>77571384
Play in CONMEBOL or UEFA. Just look at all the fucking meme UEFA nations in top 16.

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what has costa rica or mexico done in the last month other than lose the gold cup?

anyone?

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>>77562290

>>77570979

This picture should be banned

>>77571410
paid some bribes

>>77571410
It's not month to month dumbass, the FIFA rankings cover a 4 year period.

How is Brazil first?
How is Switerland 4th (FOURTH)?
How is Poland 5th (FIFTH)?

How?

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>>77571487
Are you actually retarded?

Fake. Can't see Finland there

we won the confed cup with a rag tag bunch of midtable Bundes and Eridivisie players, we should be 1st until the WC for that feat alone

Aren't the seedings for the World Cup based entirely on the rankings? Jesus Christ, the seeding and groupings for next year's World Cup is going to be entirely fucked up.

>Switzerland, Poland, Portugal, Chile, and Columbia will all be seeded, while Belgium, France, Spain, and Italy won't be

It's going to be a fucking crazy tournament.

>>77571384
beat teams that are stronger than Honduras, Cuba and Canada

oh wait you can't because you're forever stuck on the 2nd weakest continent, though luck

>>77571504
He´s right.

http://resources.fifa.com/mm/document/fifafacts/r%26a-wr/52/00/97/fs-590_10e_wrpoints_english.pdf

A team’s total number of points over a four-year period is determined by adding:
 the average number of points gained from matches during the past 12 months; and
 the average number of points gained from matches older than 12 months (depreciates yearly).

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>>77571567
>matches that took place 3 years are the reason Mexico moved up 2 spots from last month's rankings

>>77571595
Also, matches that took place 4 years and 1 month ago no longer count for this month´s ranking, so some teams probably go up or down not so much because of what´s being accounted for, but rather because of what is not. Also, confederation and opposition strength are factors (the higher in the ranking a team is, the more points matches against it are worth), and seeing how often Mexico, USA and Costa Rica play each other, when one of them go up, chances are the other will go up as well, because their games against each other suddenly award more points than before.

>>77563233

He is of Sacro Imperio Romano Germánico

The Netherlands are ranked #36. It seems like just yesterday they beat Spain 4-0 with Van Laal tactics.

>>77562290
>switzerland chile and colombia seeded
>spain france and włochy not
fifa rankings everyone

>>77571419
SAD

>Wlochy

>>77572078
Spain and Włochy don't even go out of the group stage in 2014 so it's makes sense

>>77562290
Exactly 2 (two) countries out of the top 10 deserve their position.
Argentina and Chile.

Such a shitshow

>Mexico
>BTFO 7-0
>BTFO 4-1
>can't even win the gold cup
>cartel soccer players
>+2
What is this bullshit

what is this fucking moon language

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>>77562290
>tfw not elite

fug, wat nao

>>77563233
>duitsland
dutch people are so cute

>>77574766
Portugalia is spot on for me.

>>77562290
Apologize for starting WW2

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>>77571543
>It's fucked up if the european and south american champions are seeded but Belgium isn't

>>77562290
Romania was 10th once some years ago. This ranking is absolutely bollocks.

>>77562290
>Włochy

co?

Still have no fucking on how Portugal is so high

>>77563176
t. Ahmed Al-Albirtab

>>77575360
Ask that about Poland and Switzerland. >We at least managed to rack up some valuable points in the confetti cup.

>>77562359
>Flag

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WAKE ME UP INSIDE

>>77562290
no, now go back and clean some toilets

>>77563359
> rigging qualifying groups
Those damn jews

>>77563415
Based german bringing mathematical truth to the thread

>>77563429
And, of course, it would be my fellow countrymen to be this stupid when it comes to math and statistics..

>>77563434
And the American, apparently

>>77562290
We dem boyz

>>77575441
Switzerland haven't lost a match in regular time since like halfway through their Euro qualifying campaign, and have a 7 game winning streak now. That and they've been smart and haven't played many friendlies.

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be very afraid

> you're forever stuck on the 2nd weakest continent

Serious question, how do people around the world see the American continent? I mean, in Brazil we oficially consider all Americas as one continent (even though we separate them informally). Is that the same to the rest of the world?

>>77574815
They've been dominating Concacrap for the past 2 years unlike the US my little soccer national team that's done fuck all until now with winning a meme garbage gold cup.

>>77571410
Mexico is already qualified for the World Cup

>>77582700
The rest of the world doesn't care about third world spic insecurities so they separate the continents as well, just as it should be because there's a fault line going through them in central america.

>>77582924
> there is A line
> let's divide it by three

Makes total sense

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>>77583013
It makes perfect sense.

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>>77577018
Too bad you can't dive your way to the top.

Why is Peru 15th??

>Brazylia
>Niemcy
>Wlochy
you guys have some cool names for the countries

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>>77563233
>finsko

>>77563444
so it means I speak japanese as anime taught me how to order my older brother to pound my butt faster

>>77582700
Nortmally split it north/south at panama/colombia desu

>>77583159
damn dude are you still mad about that? I'm not even this mad about times my team actually got refballed

>>77582899

CHI

>>77583470
we are not mad m8, we actually like robben, but you were back then tho

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>>77583470
Nope. but it's funny to mess with you.

>>77563596
wow, how creative
and that totally wouldn't make Germans defend Nazism since all of them would be associated with it, I'm sure Poles wouldn't mind that anyway

>>77562290
Brazil #1 thats why you know we the best.

Meanwhile USA is literally about to explode of envy and... hahah.

>>77562290
fuck you FIFA, what should we do? Win the fucking Confed Cup twice?

>>77584010
you crazy? This ranking system is correct and right gives points to wins and ties in a 4 year time span of world cups.

Brazil lost Neymar in the Colombia match, that triggered the team for bad and it caused a panic effect with Germany just like in 1998 when we lost 3 x 0 to France.

Brazil forever had top teams. Germany title has just lucky just like Spain 2010 geneation.

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>>77584005
just fuck already you two.

>>77571498

>reached a WC semi-final with a shit-tier team
>years later BTFO all of CONMEBOL and secured a spot on Russia 2018

Even at our worse we're still World Class.

>>77584129
Pls stop

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>>77563233
saved

>>77584345
>reached a WC semi-final with a shit-tier team
refball is one hell of a drug

>>77584557

t. Mano del dios

>>77583201
No one knows

>>77563188
nie jest bardzo komplikowany, brat. nauczylem sie to juz.

>>77583201
Peru always try their best. We should learn with them.

>>77562290
How do you pronounce Switzerland?
Shhhwatchcaria?

>>77570056
HAHAHAHAHAAA

>>77571384
>muh draw at azteca after bus parking so hard the entire game
>muh meme garbage C team gold cup where we had to call up the best of my little sawker along with half the A team to beat everyone
>conCACAf games
(you) tried, gringos.

>>77591882
Sh-v/f(mix between f and v)- ay(as in ayy lmao) -za(as in pizza)- ree-a(as in Apple)
Ignore the flag. Am a pole

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>>77562290

we elite now

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>>77569989

>francuz
>niemiec
>white

lmao

>>77584518
If Chinka is polish for Chinese woman, in that case what would be polish word for Chinese man?
Chink?

>>77591882
You begin by softly whispering "shhh", then you hold your breath and go "fffffff", then you activate your inner nignog and yell loudly "ayy", add "tzar", make a screeching "eeeeeee" noise like someone just stepped on your nuts and finish with "aaaaaaa". Or something like that.

>>77592366

Chińczyk

>>77562290
why tho