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Heute: Federer x Ferrer

Morgen: die welt
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ostapenko
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@77562016
Based dr. Ivo
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Gonna put 500 buttcoin on ferrer
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>Ferror
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NO ONE BEATS DABEED FERRER 17 TIMES IN A ROW.
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If there is anything bad about Federer it's the plastic chink gloryhunter fanbase
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>>77562054
Say goodbye to your e-shekels, goy.
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>>77562141
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>>77562054
They never had any real value anyway, rejoice you lost only some bits.
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Just finished Deus Ex HU
Didn't ask for these feels desu
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>>77562280
Better or worse than the first?
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>>77562308
*HR i meant, you talking about the reboot or the 2 old games?
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ferrer
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Fed's consecutive winning set streak stops :(
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>>77562327
The first, old game
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HAJAJSHAJAHAHAHAGAHAJAJAJA

COME ON FERRER. SMASH THE SERVEVABBY
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>>77562351
played mostly shitters thou
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>>77562351
Back to /r/tennis gaylord
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>>77562380
And now he's playing against someone he's never lost to.
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>>77562364
In terms of gameplay: a lot lot better
in terms of the story/theme: sligthly worse

I remember playing DE1 in middleschool and the philosophical implications blew my mind back then.
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>>77562467
>philosophical implications blew my mind back then.
I'd love to hear more. Will you tell me?
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>>77562016
B A S E Dr. ivo
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>>77562497
play it nigga
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dont fucking start talking about philosophy again you absolute worstcunts
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>>77562467
Yeah, for me too. I never finished though.
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>>77562570
No hace tiempo
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>>77562575
t. Brainlet that is literally to dumb to study philosophy
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you tell 'em rog
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>fed chimp out
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>>77562676
Federer's 'chimp out' is just him cursing a little.
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Art reaches its greatest peak when devoid of self-consciousness. Freedom discovers man the moment he loses concern over what impression he is making or about to make.
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We WTA now
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>>77562710
He did hit a ball in the stands.
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>>77562722
t. ike
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>>77562141
Where is this from? I know it was a different 10is spieler who said thos
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Fun is over Federer with the 'de' transformed in 'r'
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>>77562789
I would've liked to see a Federer/Ferrer vs Nadal/Nalbandian doubles match.
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>>77562788
Because nobody beats Vitas Gerulaitis 17 times in a row.

He was 0-16 against Jimmy Connors before his first win.
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>>77562789
>>77562811
get on this match’s level
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>>77562866
Two clay GOATs.
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>>77562866
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Not fair, ferror is too short
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>>77562866
Who won?
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Ferrer sperging, lol
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>>77562999
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>"Roger's" Cup
>Roger hasn't won it in 10 years

>Indian Wells
>America was found not to be India centuries ago
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>>77563040
shit res

>Djimmietov rustled once again
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Ferrer just drank potion from a tincture..
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>babby fedora BTFO
inb4 roger follows suit
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Lol @ keek's Snapchat video of kasatkina stretching
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Oh oh
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>>77563015
Looks shook, easy Fed win now.
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>>77563061
>Andy Roddick fastening both suit buttons
Uncultured american swine
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>>77563059
>this post
>very kc tier
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>>77563082
Soderling is easily the most handsome there.
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What did he do in the restroom
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>>77563061
>ferrer with a pack of ciggys im poket
Nice
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What is the Swiss-german naughty word federror just said?
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Let's guess what irritates Federer today

- Didn't shave properly
- That flying camera
- Something to do with Mirka
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>>77563138
-Quebecois French
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>>77563059
>Fed Cup
>Fed can't play in it
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>>77563155
this
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>>77563138
Going to an encore Coldplay consert and the 5 birthday cakes that he ate.
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>>77563138
Stan has hotter partner
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>>77563170
>implying they will still be together in 5 years
Donna might score a child and stop playing altogether
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>>77563059
>French Open
>there is no roof, therefore the courts are always open
nice
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>>77563166
>Going to an encore Coldplay consert and the 5 birthday cakes that he ate.

Damn. Good answer. That kind of music makes you too soft for a competiton.
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>Federer on pace to destroy Ferrer for the 18th time

WEW
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Why did Canda change the flag?
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Currently eating the greatest cheese in the entire world
ama
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>>77563227
Canada
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You gotta love Roger's outfit today, pale pink mandarin collar shirt with navy blue shorts, perfect.
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>>77563216
Good enough against Polansky after the first concert.
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>>77563235
I'm French mate i know my shit about cheeses what is it ?
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Imagine being Ferrer and having what must be the LONGEST active losing streak. Imagine seeing grow again by the end of the match. Would you retire?
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>>77563235
Is it real cheese or american?
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You just know that after the first set, Ferrer was daydreaming about the post-match interview where he could say 'Nobody beats David Ferrer 17 times in a row'
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>>77563239
forgot to tell that I'm gay
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You gotta love this french ref who keeps speaking french and botch the english parts
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>>77563256
https://www.uplandscheese.com/cheese.html
The first.
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>Haase is in the QF
fucking what
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>>77563262
Haha non pas du tout lol aucune raison de le cacher si je l'étais mais le goût la n'a aucun rapport avec mon attirance sexuelle, le rose pâle se porte bien.
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Graf vs Natalie Tauziat:

Graf leads 21-0

1986-10-06 Zurich Indoor Carpet R32 Graf 6-1 6-2
1987-05-11 Berlin Clay QF Graf 6-2 6-1
1988-02-29 San Antonio Hardcourt QF Graf 6-3 6-2
1988-03-07 Boca Raton Hardcourt R16 Graf 6-2 6-1
1988-05-23 Roland Garros Clay R16 Graf 6-1 6-3
1988-08-22 Mahwah Hardcourt F Graf 6-0 6-1
1988-10-24 Brighton Indoor Carpet QF Graf 6-3 6-2
1990-05-28 Roland Garros Clay R16 Graf 6-1 6-4
1990-07-30 Montreal Hardcourt SF Graf 6-2 6-2
1990-08-06 San Diego Hardcourt QF Graf 6-3 6-2
1990-10-08 Zurich Indoor Carpet QF Graf 6-4 6-1
1990-10-22 Brighton Indoor Carpet QF Graf 6-2 6-4
1991-03-04 Boca Raton Hardcourt SF Graf 6-1 6-2
1991-05-27 Roland Garros Clay QF Graf 6-3 6-2
1991-10-07 Zurich Indoor Carpet F Graf 6-4 6-4
1993-03-08 Key Biscayne Hardcourt QF Graf 6-1 6-0
1993-08-16 Toronto Hardcourt QF Graf 6-2 7-5
1995-08-28 U.S. Open Hardcourt R32 Graf 6-3 6-3
1996-05-13 Berlin Clay QF Graf 6-1 7-5
1998-11-02 Leipzig Indoor Carpet F Graf 6-3 6-4
1998-11-09 Philadelphia Indoor Carpet SF Graf 6-1 6-4
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>dat dancing drug man
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>>77563285
>Haase/Schwartzman will make the SF
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>>77563283
Yeah i heard about this one.

Not quite strong though.

(Bleu fag)
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>>77563293
Almost made it to a tie break on two occasions.
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>>77563239
Aesthetic as fuck.
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>>77563293
So I'm right. Longest active loss streak. Poor guy.
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>>77563305
I like gruyere and Comte what can I say.
Which is the goat bleu cheese m8?
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This match is horrible. Ferrer getting gassed even though backhandintothenetman returned
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>>77563323
Comté has nothing to do with gruyère.
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>>77563283
>We can ship cheese to your home or send it as a gift anywhere in the lower forty-eight.
What did they mean by this?
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Canadian French accent is the most butchered accent in the world aside from niggerspeak of languages
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>>77563331
They can be similar desu
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Haha time for memes
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>>77563376
You never had great comté then.
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>>77563389
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>>77563394
This is likely true. Anyway, redpill me on some GOAT bleu cheeses bruv
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>>77563427
Maybe next time.
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Betting the house cripplegyos retireing
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Breaks

Myson 3-2 Batista
Donaldson 6-5 Schwartzman
Dimitrov 2-3 Haase
Ferrer 3-5 Federer

Bellis 1-4 Garcia
Pliskova 3-0 Osaka
Safarova 8-4 Makarova
Radwanska 2-6 Wozniacki
Strycova 0-5 Halep
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>PCAK
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>Anderson - Querrey
That sounds like...fun
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>why is my carebear losing?
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>not a single Canadian ITT
They're all watching live in the stadium r-right
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>>77563566
There was this one slav leaf posting here a lot
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>>77563566
Maybe they just have real lives.
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finger
the
air
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>tfw I like these both unlikeable cunts
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Arpetheid's brace kev anderson gonna win the uso pen
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Why tf isn't tennis channel showing kyrGOD
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He's going to retire, won't he?
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>>77564027
Really can't tell which one you mean
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>>77564141
Kyrgios
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>>77564141
Mike bryan
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Does Kyrwog even have a coach?
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>>77564157
His mom
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>>77564155
Possible. Baby goat is also wearing a bandage on the left ankle.
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>Kyrgios director and executive producer of 'Converting Break Points'
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>>77564254
Federer tier.
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>le break point into the net man
Is Kyrgios the new Federror?
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>>77564273
>>77564280
delete this NOW
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tennis
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Tenni's
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>get outplayed
>"ouch my hip :("
every time
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>>77564403
He isn't giving the fuccboi false hope. 60 60 in the 2nd and third sets. Cap this post
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>the second he gets outclassed he's going to retire

How can anyone like Kyrgios?
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Must be frustrating to see you could be Sascha tier right now without the injury problems
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Is it just me, or does Kyrgios have kyphosis?
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>>77564462
I agree. Only a matter of time before he gets surgery and then comes back to save tennis
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>>77564462
>'''injury'''' problems
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How many litres of wodka has sascha Zverev the elder drank in his life time?
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>>77564484
If that means hunchback, yes.
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>>77564484
it's just chronic kyrgiosis m80
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Retirement imminent
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#respect
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What a fucking shot
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pls dont touch the children nick, thats for the winner
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In other news Venus getting bagelled
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I bet his hip wouldn't be hurting if he converted one of those fifteen break points
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kyjelly cant chimp out or retire with his mum there
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>Kerber lost in straights to a woman playing her 3rd mätch of the jahr
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>>77564651
Sascha is a clutch player
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Stop bullying Kyrgios this is his first tournament he's played in since Miami where he hasn't just given up
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>>77564715
She look just like here fathers
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>>77564846
angie is gnarly, god damn.
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How many fucking break points has this wog had
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Has Australia a professional basketball ball league???
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>>77564898
8
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Who has had more undeserving hype Kyrgios or Dimitrov?
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>>77564936
Zverev
*loses in first round of rain land sorrows*
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>>77564914
She's literally perfect
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pf chungs isn't going to make it ;_;
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>>77565066
This is a good nickname based new yawker
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Now, Zverev is the only one that can prevent a Fedal final.
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>>77565011
Here is tennisweekDE's drawing
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>>77565115
>prevent a Fedal final.
Why? Fedal is love, Fedal is light!
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>""""pipo""" actually think Zverev can get to the final
Lmao dude!!
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Reminder that you can watch Mugu if Nadal wins quickly
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>>77565238
Mugu~
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>>77565295
Is muguruthless officially tenni's gurl?
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>Gregorio

AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJ
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>>77565343
Me the miniature Thiem in the back
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>>77565162
Wut
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Jack Succ will win this whole shitty tournament

cap this
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Who is the "Lorde" of tennis?
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>>77565647
Creo que sea Garbiñe
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>>77565647
Pajeet memespeller is the lorde of /tennis/
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>>77565647
>one hit wonder who faded into irrelevancy
Really made me think
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How can I deal with the fact that I will never be as good looking as Shapovalov?
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>tennis players who are literally you
For me it's Kyrgios. Intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked serve
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>>77565824
This is worse than a shitpost. It's a shit post.
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>>77565824
For me, it's Nadal. Rabidly autistic, secretly homo and a wicked case of OCD
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If you doubted Fed reply to this post and apologize
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>>77565878
I never doubted him after he skipped the whole clay season to '''rest'''
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>>77565878
He will lose in 1. Round at the uso pen
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>>77565823
Funfact: he's Israeli
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man the squeaky shoes are in full effect tonight
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>>77565823
Is that his gf or sister in the box?
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Is there a hashtag next generation player that isn't a complete fucc boi
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>>77565914
>Took ASO, Miami and Indian Wells
>No Djokovic, Murray or Wawrinka
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>>77565939
Good looking AND controls the world.
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lmao watch Baldal lose this and Murrie stays #1
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>yfw Nadal loses to Shapovalov and then Federer cucks him out of getting #1 by leapfrogging past both him and Murray after Cincy
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this might sound unpatriotic but i want shapoovaloov to lose.
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Sharapovaslover is doing well so far.
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>>77566058
Pourquoi
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shaGOATvalov
shaGOATvalov
shaGOATvalov
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>>77566058
he's pretty gud. Nadal will win tho
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>>77566058
>if you kill your enemies, they win
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>penny oleksiak
Is this his personal slam piece?
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>>77566288
Not if he loses today
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are girl just bageled some australian
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This young leaf reminds me so much of Lleyton.
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>>77566445
>tfw no dyke amazon gf
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>>77566445
Mugrazer.
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>you will never make your country proud in front of wayne gretzsky
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>>77566751
Neither will Raonic.
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>>77566445
*puts on those glasses from they live*
Buy adidas
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>>77565343
no
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>>77566816
good movie
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itt: brainlets
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fat, old ballboys, its just not cricket
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>>77566962
t. kc manlet
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>>77567006
>tfw ESPN keeps shilling the Sachin movie during every changeover
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bold statement: shapovalov is more talented than zverev
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It's Nadal back to his JUST ways?
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>>77562497
quick Deus Ex rundown: Bartender is are guy
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Damn, I knew this guy would be trouble.
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>>77567136
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>Peru (Gay)
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>argentina
>white etc etc
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>>77567136
>>77567167
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stop choking you fucking leaf reeee
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hello mrs.
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>fail to break
>gets broken

Right on time
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what a twist. Nadal matches are so exciting
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>>77567304
Bonjour
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theory: devs wanted 2 straight up include Nick Land at some point but it wud've ruined the immersion so instead of an exiled british man writing tourist guides in Shanghai, they included an exiled australian man bartending in Hong Kong

few talk about this
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>>77567374
>few talk about this
because video games are for manchildren
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>>77567352
Non clay Nadal mätches
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>>77567374
Man, why do you come to a tennis general to discuss about Deus Ex?
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>>77567410
Shut up peruddit
This is /sp/ sports bar
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>P e r u
>( G A Y )

>>77567392
u didn't play Deus Ex when a kid and the imagery haunted u for years afterwards? lmao @ ur life pal
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>>77567392
I usually agree but DeusEx is pretty great.
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I only played sports video games and gta + some racing games
Me = patrician
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quake 2
c&c red alert
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That was sheet luck.
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>leafs supporting a leaf player
Feels bad '''american''' crowds cheered Succ's UE
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Jesuschrist, earlier is was Fred, now is Nadal's time to suffer.
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turbo brainlet: civilization
tiny brain: deus ex
normal brain: gta
fired up brain: james bond golden eye
galaxy brain: magic school bus
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>>77567656
>"Shapovalov"
>Leaf
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>>77567703
manchild: cares about video games over the age of 14
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>>77567703
>james bond golden eye
GOAT
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>>77567716
Not much different than Raonic, Polansky or Pospisil
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well done kid
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>>77567736
beta: not having an authoritative opinion on literally every single topic
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Is that a tranny on the right of Shapovalov's mom?

Her shoulders are broad af.
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tennis should change the scoring system so it's first to sixty points. The current system is too confusing for me and other casual fans
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>>77567888
Can you rate all Fischer-Price products then? What about current children's cartoons?
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>>77567769
It's more blatant with him, I guess.
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>>77567888
Ubermensch: calling everything shit

>>77567916
All shit
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>>77567915
git gud
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>bouncing the ball between his legs
What kind of autism is this?
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>>77567935
>>77567769
faggots
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>>77567996
the ol Isneroo

>>77567964
ah a fellow nihilistic rebel, let us celebrate this delightful encounter of great minds *raises challiceful of mead*
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>>77568129
Dan Evans please
>>
>>77568130
Terrible post. Don't even (You) me again
>>
This is why the ad scoring shouldnt go. Man, does it allow for so much fucking drama.
>>
>that delicious thick ball girl
>>
>>77568195
ye done goof'd
>>
>>77568232
t. Pedro gay rothenberg
>>
>>77568232
b-but muh predictable tv schedule for maximum advertising revenue
>>
>sold out stadium for someone ranked #143 in the world
>>
>>77568309
>Sold out stadium for someone losing to #143 in the world
>>
>>77568309
almost like he's Canadian or something really makes u think
>>
>canadians in charge of volleying
>>
>>77568340
This isn't hockey
>>
>>77568340
They wouldn't do that here ;_;
>>
>complain when canadians dont attend the tournament
>complain when too many canadians attend the tournament
there is no pleasing ""people"" in here desu
>>
>>77568397
Because Murrican's are all boring serve bots
>>
>>77568402
You forgot:

>complain about the falklands not being argentinian
>>
>>77568402
>observations are complaints
Really gets the pot boiling
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>>77568431
Unironically kc tier
>>
>>77568478
Shut your dumb mouth, fucking cancer.
>>
Mary Carrillo is such a crap announcer jeez
>>
>>77568524
t. mad mexican
>>
Nadal's third set has run 45 minutes and is still going? Dang.
>>
do ppel not even bother teaching kids how 2 volley nemore? shap attempting sensitivity volleys is sad
>>
>>77568559
>o ppel not even bother teaching kids how 2 volley nemore?
Correct
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>>77568559
bench press n serve is all that is taught in the northern americas
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>>77568559
>tfw no one plays the net anymore
I blame Djokoshit and Murrie
>>
>>77568555
about a third part of that time has been due to Rafa's pre-serving antics I figure.
>>
Whomst hath the mejor volley
Rafa oder Federer
>>
If I have to hear another squeaky, broken-voiced, low-test "vamos" I may kill myself
>>
Is Denis Shapovalov, dareth I utter it, the "Real Deal"?
>>
>>77568661
Take a shot every Thiem he EEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHs.
>>
>>77568642
Your mom, she really has a good feel for the ball if you know what I'm saying.
>>
>>77568674
I unironically rate him don't (You) me
>>
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>>77568686
Epic, simply Eric post /b/ro
You're really coming into your own, finding your form
>>
allez >>>>> vamos >> come on > that german gibberish federer says occasionally
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>>77568674
>utter
>>
>>77568728
Come on >>>> alles
Even non anglos utter the goat exclamatory phrase

Also here's a gen from Mary Carrillo: "shapalov is the most impressive teenager since Alex Zverev "
>>
>>77568728
>that german gibberish federer says occasionally
Chum jetze has a name
>>
>>77568758
God bless you
>>
Nadal's shorts have entered 70s territory of shortness

inb4 >>>/fa/
>>
4-5

The most dangerous score
>>
shaGOATvalov >>>>memerev
>>
P*ru the most reddit poster
>>
>>77568807
5-6 the even more dangerous score
>>
Can he even survive the tiebreak?
>>
Can this kid volley at all
>>
>>77568981
>can't break for shit
nope
>>
>Carlos Bernardes has not even called out Nadal once for taking too long in between serves.

Well, aint that strange
>>
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>A single set lasting more than an hour
Literally everything that is wrong with tennis. How is this supposed to attract millennials?
>>
Well, fuck
>>
Rip in piece shapoovalov
>>
what an absolute clown
Canadians should kill themselves
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHA

JUSTDAL
>>
>>77569043
(You)
*picks sweaty ass then proceeds to shell finger and wipe his face*
>>
>>77569071
This is a weird argentine flag
>>
>>77569099
It's new, that's why it has a darker color
>>
CHOKE
>>
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C/C

CANADA IS THE FUTURE OF TENNIS
>>
GOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOAT
>>
Holy shit JUST
>>
w e w
>>
>the spanish commune of nadal

kek
>>
There goes the early n1 ranking.
>>
BALDAL
>>
>the impoverished favela of Roidal
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
HOLY FUCK MURRIE IS STILL GOING TO BE #1
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This is your 2017 Montreal Coupe Rogers ATP Masters 1000 Men's Singles Champion. Say something nice to him.
>>
>yfw Federer gets the #1 at Cincinnati.
>>
FEDERER WILL LEAPFROG NADAL AND MURRAY FOR #1 IN CINCY AND NADAL WILL NEVER BE #1 AGAIN IN HIS CAREER

FEDERER WILL LEAPFROG NADAL AND MURRAY FOR #1 IN CINCY AND NADAL WILL NEVER BE #1 AGAIN IN HIS CAREER

FEDERER WILL LEAPFROG NADAL AND MURRAY FOR #1 IN CINCY AND NADAL WILL NEVER BE #1 AGAIN IN HIS CAREER
>>
FWL
>>
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>''''''next''''''' gen star
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Didn't someone call nadull would lose to save face from getting btfo by fed

>>77569180
>>
CUT MY ROIDS INTO PIECES
MY HAIR TRANSPLANTS DON'T WORK
>>
O CANADA
>>
They should just give the #1 ranking to Federer, no one else deserves it.
>>
>>77569185
GOAT
>>
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>>77569208
BALLBASHING, NO NET PLAY
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF THE OTHER HITS WINNERS
>>
What if Shapoovalov unironically wins this tournament?
>>
>>77569264
Everyone who wins a close match against Nadal loses right after.
>>
daily reminder that baldal had the #1 ranking on a platter and now he's going to get cucked out of it by a 36-year-old old man who skipped 3 masters and a slam this season
>>
>Alexander "Sascha" Memerev is unironically going to win another masters 1000
really rickles my pickles
>>
>>77569240
yo senpai, how's it going? has the gommiefinn been making his rounds?
>>
>>77569209
Terror de nosayeuxxxxxxxxx
>>
>>77569496
>>77569240
Tell us about the Zuela why does it still exist
>>
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What went wrong?
>>
>>77569677
No idea why, Cuba 2.0 in the horizon unless a Deus ex machina occurs
>>
is Benis Shapovalov /ourguy/? :DDDD
>>
>>77569209
>CANADA
Born in Tel Aviv to Russian parents. Currently resides in the Bahamas.
>>
apology for poor english

when were you when nadull lose yung leaf boy?

i was sat at home eating smegma butter when fedr ring

‘nadal is kill’

‘no’
>>
>>77569496
Nope. RIP commiefinn;-;
>>
Where are the Spanish flags?
>>
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Did he destroy Hewitt and Roddick's careers?
>>
>>77569886
Nah, but you can have him all for yourself, you gigantic cocksucker.
>>
>>77570219
Hewitt did suffer from some injuries but Fed already had turned the rivalry around at that point.
>>
>>77570591
>being this butt bothered
Lmao
>>
>not even Nadal can save us from FWL now
>>
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>"It's what I dreamed of all my life growing up, playing guys like Rafa (Nadal), Roger (Federer), Andy (Murray)," Shapovalov said

Djoketty BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>
>>77561965
Who is this SLUT?

t. non-tennis fan
>>
>>77570140
Good.
>>
>>77565878
I never doubted him because the games are rigged af
>>
Is the anything more pathetic than >le hit the ball hard nigress?

seriously I can't imagine.
>>
so did nadal win yesterday
>>
>>77571589
Lost to Sharapovalov. RBA is playing Fedora.

>the absolute state of men's tennis
>>
>>77570872
Babsi. And she's no slut.
>>
>>77571589
He was the moral victor.
>>
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>>77570105
based Shapo will provide much entertainment over the coming years

>>77570065
>pls don't offend my catagories, my mind is weak reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>77570872
that's the cock-eyed mascot of /10/
>>
>People unironically thought Roidal was going to stop Fed from winning the USO

KEK
>>
>>77571832
Why?
>>
>Azarenka also OUT of Cincy. Justified with "personal reasons".

Hmm, what could that be
>>
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>>77573781
brings to mind a recent quote
‘blood coming out of her wherever’
>>
>>77573781
The Israelis are keeping her baby
>>
Cilic withdraws from the real slam too.
>>77573427
Hmm...he helped with Shapovalov's career?
>>77573781
Custody battle.
>>
>>77573937
I thought she was still dating the guy she had the kid with.
>>
>>77573937
And that's a moral victory?
If you like..
>>
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>>77568686
>>
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All memes aside, literally who can stop him?
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muh fedal
>>
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>>77574218
Coldplay concerts
>>
>>77574533
I used to think he was pretty handsome
>>
>>77574556
He was
>>
>>77574218
Bautista Agut
>>
>>77574218
only federror
>>
>had to sleep early
>forgot to check leaf bowl results
>Nadal lost

HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA
>>
>>77574578
He has those FAS eyes. I've never noticed it before
>>
This may sound crazy but I want to see Memerev vs Shapovalov SF. I know that this won't happen, but still
>>
>>77574675
Did you forget to take your pills, amigo?
>>
>>77574218
Only Federror and Zverev.
>>
>if fed wins he will be 10 points behind rafa
>>
>>77575057

>Missed the entire clay season
>Still going to be no.1
>>
>>77575057
He would lead the point race anyway
>>
>>77575110
He won 2 out of last 3 slams, mate
>>
>>77575210

Dont use the word mate lad
>>
>>77575210
Would be funny if he won the USO too but didn't end as YE #1.
>>
>>77575259
Nadal is always a shambles in the indoor season, so I doubt.
>>
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>>77575220
He can and should.
>>
>>77575259
Btw, has something like that ever happened? That someone either on atp or wta won 3 slams but still didn't get n1 spot?
>>
>>77575344
Yes, it would be extremely unlikely but possible in theory. It would be such an unique record and make Nadal "a computer #1".
I gave Nadal some chances of winning/doing well in Canada since it's one his most successful masters but now he's only won two of the remaining events in the season before -- Cincinnati (thanks to Backerer) and USO. Not counting Madrid Indoors since it doesn't exist anymore. I guess he could win Beijing too.

>>77575434
Don't know about WTA. Hasn't happened in the ATP, though there have been players who have won two slams in a season that didn't end as #1.
>>
>>77575537
Let's be honest, Nadal hasn't won a HC event since 2013, the #1 is Federer's to lose.
>>
>>77575577
>Nadal hasn't won a HC event since 2013

DELETE THIS
>>
>>77575593

t. Roidal
>>
move over mediocre milos

denis the menace is in town
>>
>>77575577
How could you forget Doha 2014?
>>
>>77575611
I can forget easily because it's a 250
>>
>>77575643
It was a joke.
>>
>>77575699
Haha.
>>
>>77575699
ebin
>>
Haase and Schwartzman -- GOATs
>>
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>There's a manlet on tv
>>
kiss the ring bitches
>>
Caro looking fine today
>>
punished robin: a man denied his bunnies
>>
>>77575537
Let alone winning; in which of the following events do you think Nadal could have a better performance than Federer?
>Cincinnati
>USO
>Basel
>Shanghai
>WTF
>>
wen will u learn, lanklets
>>
How "common knowledge" is basic german to english speakers? Does literally every Brit and American know Schwartzmann means black man?
Would you say your average monolingual Brit knows more words in spanish, french or german?
>>
>>77576237
He has chances in the USO and Shanghai if draws permit. I think he's also scheduled to play Beijing and Paris, which Fed won't play.
>>
>>77576314

We dont speak other languages because we're not cucks and you all have to speak English
>>
>>77576332
Soon you'll be speaking Arabic and Urdu.
>>
Just saw a some dude on a motorcycle with a beautiful girl riding with him and it kills me that that will never be me.
>>
>>77576484
classic gabe post
>>77576314
english speakers are usually awful at other languages even if they share roots with like german, so id say 1% of them knows about black man
>>
>>77576314
probably French because English has a bunch of French loanwords
>>
rec me a video game to play until the match
>>
>>77576586
Read a book
>>
Tennis is incompatible with the modern age. There are far too many beeaks of play. People in this day and age dont like to be sitting idly. When there are breaks every 30 seconds they are going to zone out and use these breaks to look at their phones or whatever; then before they know it they've missed the start of the game, or they dint remember what happened the last 2 points because they were still thinking about what to text back to the gf.

Cunts like Nadal are what is killing tennis by taking 30 seconds between points. We need a shot clock pronto, and it should be no more than 15 seconds
>>
>>77576586
Stardew valley
>>
Schweppesman chimpout
>>
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>>77576612
>>
>>77576608
spent the whole morning reading at the pool, no ty
>>77576631
eh, looks kinda boring innit
>>
>>77576314
No one knows that schwartz means black.

French is the most identifiable as it is a mandatory school subject from about the ages of 10-14.
>>
>>77576649
Do you realise you are doing the exact same tbing by posting on here between points you retard?
>>
>>77576314
It's French because a lot of people do French at school, also vicinity/invasion and borrowed words.
I did German at school too so Schwarzenegger has always been hilarious.
>>
>>77576780
I don't want the sport to change just to please me though.
>>
It's like watching a man play against a kid
>>
>>77576612
USO qualies are going to try the shot clock.
>>
This kid will be a really good player when he grows up
>>
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Kerber really needs to stop eating this shit. If you really need the bucks you can continue to promote it, but please stop eating this crap yourself!
>>
gasget blackmanlet doubles

the drugs do work
>>
What do you think male tennis players smell like when they leave the court? haha
>>
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>>77576900
>>
>HAHAase
>>
ok schwartzBOY try to run around instead of driving your backhand DTL
>>
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I'm like schwartzman and my girlfriend is 10cm taller than me
>>
>el schwartzmANO
>>
lob an manlet, the ultimate insult
>>
>>77577340
That's my fetish
>>
got £2k on haase to win

how blacked am i
>>
>>77577535
shit meme
>>
>>77577535
(You)
>>
somebody pulled the string on blackman's back
>>
Shartpovalov is going to win this tournament don't (You) me
>>
>>77578187
He will lose to memes
>>
>>77578187
See
>>77569297
>>
Hate Fed
Hate life
Hate tennis
>>
>>77578845
*hugs u*
>>
>>77578845
*kills u*
>>
>>77576314
americans don't give two fucks about any other language than english. we are forced to take foreign language in high school for two years when i was in hs.. i think they raised it from 2 years to 3 years now but still most kids pick spanish and forget most everything about it after they meet their requirement
>>
Lets go Bautistic AGOAT
>>
Should Ljubicic drop NB and team up with Nike?
>>
>>77579147
NB is the patrician choice.
>>
>>77578955
Would you go to see if commiefinn has finished ice fishing?
>>
>>77579166
Is Raonic patrician?
>>
>>77579147
Nike is a SJW brand.
>>
>>77576586
deus ex
>>
>>77576586
http://rasterwerks.com/
>>
Already looking better than yesterday, but still far from his best.
>>
anyboy got a stream link?
>>
>>77579727
go to feed4u DOT tv
>>
>>77579727
http://hdtennis.ru/glavnaya-stranica/centralnyj-kort-atp/
>>
>>77579829
>>77579843
ty


reading the tw forums is funny. delusional grown men calling everybody not fed/nadal "scrubs"
>>
>>77579727
http://goatdee.net/212208/watch-atp-montreal-court-central
>>
>>77580086
holy shit go back
>>
that overhead is why we love Federer
>>
>>77580086
obv /10is/ is way more mature since we just straight up accuse nadal of roiding :^)
>>
>>77580086
TTW > MTF
>>
>>77580202
That's because it is obvious that everybody roids.
>>
>>77580231
/10s/ > ttw
>>
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/10is/ is better than any tennis discussion forum because it's the closest we get to free speech on tennis

>>77580277
>gaybe
>>
>>77580290
this, but i guess there are are cheap/expensive PEDS. Also some players might take more risk.
>>
>>77580335
they probably just take hgh and trt
>>
>>77580399
The richest players can afford a treatment designed specially for them and that's also untraceable.
>>
>1(one) break is all it needed for bautista to remember to spread his cheeks
>>
>>77580399
Sherapova's case is interesting regarding that.

She probably thought she laid of the stuff soon enough but either the drug stays longer in the system or the tests are better than they were intended.
>>
How many slams will RBA win in his career?
>>
Is that Autista's gf? Solid 7.
>>
>wozzles comeback

is it finally her turn?
>>
Does Federer have the power to make the opponent make UEs?
>>
>>77580537
The same amount as the legendary Tim Henman.
>>
Bautista NoGood.
>>
>>77580661
Using slices and changing the pace can do that.
>>
>>77580537
0 slams but at least 1 masters.
>>
>the slayer of Spain
>>
>the castrator of Castellon de la Plana
>>
RBA is literally a discount Ferrer. Federer is playing the same guy 2 matches in a row.
>>
>>77580842
nah
rba hits much flatter than ferrer and his grinding is kinda bad.
i have no idea how he wins matches tbqh.
>>
>Memerer
>>
Fatigue is more of a mental thing than physical isn't it?
Sometimes you see Federer looks completely gassed after a 3-set match. Yet the same guy at 35 yo beat fucking Nadal in a 5 setter of a Grand Slam final.
>>
>>77581038
Both had dips in that final.
>>
>>77581038
5th set in that final was trash.
nadal choked
>>
>>77581123
>choked
>saved like 9/11 BP in that set alone
>>
>>77581038
nothing suspicious about that.
>>
FWL
>>
>>77581144
didn't he break federer?
>>
>>77581249
he broke once and federer broke twice, but also had 4 break chances against federer's serve in total
>>
>>77581249
In the first game but most/all of Nadal's service games were a struggle in the final set.
>>
Murray was a bit unlucky no getting any points from the Olympics and Novak's route to the USO final. Wouldn't he have been #1 for longer if it weren't for those two things?
>>
>>77581396
That's one thing that still baffles me. Why did ATP give 500 pts for London but 0 for Rio Olympics?
Is it because
>uma delicia
?
>>
>>77581463
no its cause ATP are scumbags.
>>
>>77581463
London gave 750, Beijing and Athens 400.
http://www.tennisworldusa.org/news/news/all/27978/ITF-confirms-no-ATP-points-will-be-assigned-at-Olympic-Games-in-Rio-2016/

Didn't they stop giving points from Davis Cup too?
>>
>>77581673
Poor EBAM
>>
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Did Wozzle's match get delayed or something? They're still playing.
>>
>>77582143
Future Edberg
>>
>>77582143
FUCK UMPIRES AND FUCK HWITE PPL
>>
>>77582143
are guy
>>
Mugu as next thread's OP.
>>
b-benis where's your tennis
>>
>>77584644
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