now that the dust has settled can we agree he is NOT the GOAT

Fuck off Eternal Anglo, you people should never open their mouth to talk about the quality of football players.

Fuck off Eternal Anglo, you people should never open their mouth to talk about the quality of football players.

>>77558395
Not denying his quality, he's brilliant. Just not the definitive GOAT.

The GOAT is Iniesta but he will never be recognize as such

8 Liga
5 Copa del rey
4 champions League
2 Euros
1 World cup

And many more i wont bother to list
Also a big game player.

Rooney > Robben > Diego Milito > Drogba > Luca Toni > Messhit > Poonaldo

>>77558395
Does this mean Brazilians can't talk about literature, science, art, music, philosophy, hygiene standards, diplomacy, economics etc

>>77558381

Sure, the GOAT is Ian Rush

>>77558721
>And many more i wont bother to list
hearty chuckle

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>>77558800
HOLY FUCK

>>77558381
He will be after Argentina wins the 2018 WC

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>>77558800
Hues eternally BTFO

>>77558886
Nigga fuck off. It was funny, but it wasn't BTFO MONKEY HUENOCIDE INKLUDE ME IN THE REDDIT SCREENKAP TIER funny

>>77559333
>333

Trips don't lie

>>77558800
>literature
We have plenty, if our language wasn't so irrelevant worldwide Machado de Assis and Guimarães Rosa would be GOATS.

>science
I don't understan alot of this field to argue about this.

>music
>what is Samba, Bossa Nova, Tropicalia and MPB

>hygiene standards
We are one of the countries that take more baths per day in the whole world.

>diplomacy
Who gives a shit about that? And Itamaraty is the most relevant diplomacy institution in Latin America.

>economics
In 2011 we overcome UK economy, silly Nigel.

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>>77559381

>>77559333
>Argentina wins the 2018 WC
couldn't even win 2 consecutive Copa America finals

>>77560034
it is 5 consecutive finals that they've lost lol
2004, 2007, 2011, 2015 and 2016

>>77558754
Holy Shit Batman...

>that list

>>77559439
>falling this hard for a bait

The GOAT is obviously Azpilicueta

>>77563056
>>bait

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>>77558381
>the dust has settled

the dust will settle once he retires, brah

>>77564025
Not thinking Messi is the greatest of all time makes me a troll? Tell practically all of Argentina that.

>>77558381
>His Portuguese rival
Eder?

>>77558754
Lads. this is historic. When you are 80 years old, wrapped in a blanket and comfy in your rocking chair by an open fire, surrounded by your great-grandchildren; you can tell the spellbound youngsters about the time you saw Sir Wayne Rooney equal, then beat England's all-time top scoring record with a refball penalty against a team of part-timers which has won one game in its history, and another penalty against the mighty Swiss.
The fire crackles as the children gasp in awe. Snow begins to fall outside the window and your tale comes to end, but the youngsters are thirsty for more 'Tell us about the two he scored against Andorra again Grandpapa!' one child begs. 'No, no! The legendary brace versus Kazakhstan!' implores another. The oldest boy pipes up 'Be quiet you two. Grandad tells those ones all the time. Go on, tell us the one you promised us last time - the penalty versus Iceland...Grandad...G-Grandad?'. The rocking chair creaks to a halt. A serene expression on your face and all of Rooney’s goals flash before your eyes in your final moments as the children embraces you. His one World Cup goal. The legendary double in Minsk. The tap-in against Liechtenstein. They know what is happening. They are scared, but calm. The last thing you hear as you slide into the black warmth of death is the youngest boy - old beyond his years, and a football fanatic who spends every free moment outside kicking his battered leather ball against the wall. 'Don't be sad. He lived a hell of a life. In the age of Rooney'

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>>77565032
5 stars!

>Go on, tell us the one you promised us last time - the penalty versus Iceland...Grandad...G-Grandad?'
Topkek

>>77561369
Jesus fucking christ.

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>>77558800
>literature
God tier: Machado de Assis and Guimarães Rosa (wrote the equivalent of Ulysses in Portuguese)
and many more but those two are the GOATs

>Science
We have a fields medal winner. Mathematics is not science but it counts

>art
>music
Now you have to be kidding me. This is our strongest area.

>hygiene
see pic related

>economics
Number #1 in South America. Number #7 worldwide.