/heem/ - Terrorists Suck Edition

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Combine the best parts of other fighters to create the perfect fighter

>Stand-up/Striking
>TDD
>Wrestling (offensive)
>Submission Grappling
>Stamina
>Chin

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heeminder

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hendo bless

Masvidal won the fight, Maia won the decision

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>>77556715
my picks

>Stand-up/Striking
Silva
>TDD
Woodley ofc
>Wrestling (offensive)
Cormier
>Submission Grappling
Tim Elliot
>Stamina
Sakuraba
>Chin
Frankie

a composite image of my fighter looks something like this

who is your favorite tap by stipe?

what would your reaction be if your favorite male or female fighter goes out for a surf and loses his or her leg to a shark

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>>77556715
Fully roided Ubereem in every category except chin.

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>>77556694
>Saves lives on his vacation
Clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wacrLhytaBM

Full episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzTQRyvmdgo

1:09:48

"I heard you the first time you fucking midget!" And proceeding to make Willow jokes at Uriah Faber, classic Bisping.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbbku4b4G_E

>>77556761
unfavorite

>>77556761
they should get a loss on their record

>>77556715
Pride HW Edition:

>Stand-up/Striking
Cro Cop
>TDD
Fedor
>Wrestling (offensive)
Randleman
>Submission Grappling
Barnett
>Stamina
Nog
>Chin
Fujita

>>77556586
>literally only thing she has going for her is ''le toughest woman on the roster''
>pulls out of a card she headlines because of muh headache
>based Bobby fights fucking Yoel Romero with one leg and wins
Nah, fuck her.

>>77556768
stamina tho !

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Rose champ by the end of next year

Cap this

Who is the biggest chinlet of all time?

>>77556826
bulgaria JJ exists and while she exists shes the champion

>>77556828
Keep in mind that dude who fought Soukhamtath last weekend got dropped by a jab 3 times.

>>77556633
the cheeky shitposting smile

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>>77556851

>>77556828
Danel Cormir

>>77556813
>fujita
yah true.

Nakamura could take a crack too. He was never that great but he always hung tough. What a chin he had. I almost put Randleman on mine.

>>77556828
anyone who got KO'd at flyweight

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Seriously lads, how do we stop Tenshin from taking over the game?

>>77556826
>down syndrome natalie portman

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>>77556826

Dirty

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>>77556902
wew

>>77556870
like everything I read about that fight made it seem like it was a simple decision for Perez but there was some homecooking done with that decision

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>>77556845
Rose can do it

>>77556826
Holy shit are these recent?

Also it's a bit sad reading about her and Pat:
https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/8/8/16096916/pat-barry-recalls-battles-with-addiction-hurting-rose-namajunas-career-and-getting-sober

>USADA arrives
>Brazilian fighters disappear from the top 5 rankings

Hmmm

>>77556923
funny isn't it?

>>77556923

>USADA arrives
>Brits take over the game

Really doodles my noodle

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>>77556889
He's a prodigy for sure but he hasn't hit the mat with anything other than tomato cans. I have a feeling the first real grappler that gets him down will beat him.

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>>77556923


Cheaters never prosper buddeh

>>77556889
his 3 mma opponents have a whopping 1 win combined

I get he did something special in muay thai but Rizin is protecting him, as they should, but I just hope he does leave Rizin when he's ready, they are coddling him

>>77556955

Kid is only 18, by the time he's 22/23 with the right team and practice his grappling should be legit

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>>77556947
except when they do

>>77556915
They should just marry already

>https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/8/9/16119660/ufc-strawweight-rose-namajunas-womens-health-global-naked-issue-photo-mma-news

women's health..

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I could heem every single here.

>>77556991

its >tfw i could heem every here

Dont take my thing lad

>>77556912
>Get knocked down by a jab in two rounds
>Win

>>77556717
no hes not

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Who is the Zyzz of mma?

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>>77557021

>>77556955
Some of it depends on the success of Rizin, they're still getting started and haven't really found the magic formula for success yet. If they knew they had a reliable product they'd throw him in the GP but they need stars to build around and it's led to a lot of soft matchmaking.

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you're in a club in huetown and these 2 come up to you and say

>Ey sex boy you very cuteche, did you wanted coming with us for make sexo

What do you do?

>>77556761
Now they can dominate another division since it's Jon and he lobes fighting manlets

>>77557050
sorry

>>77557055
I don't think I'd have much of a say in the matter

>>77557051
yeah if Rizin can form into something like Pride used to be then he could help build it. but people will always say "his opponents were not UFC caliber" in that instance

>>77557043
northcutt

>>77557055
'Look Out Random Drug Tester BEHIND YOU!"

Run away

Do you think joanna unironically goes to sleep at night thinking she can beat up an untrained 6'2 man?

>>77556826
Rose by the end of next year:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=919ip9_urEo

>>77556826
Imagine this picture when she had long hair. Dick = diamonds

>>77557084

She could though

>>77557084
She's a good christian girl who understands the differences between men and women.

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>>77557043

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>>77556550
The opposite is true. A man's preference for feminine women goes up with his testosterone.

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>>77557101
Oh yeah?

>>77556715
>>Stand-up/Striking
Rumble
>>TDD
Tyroid
>>Wrestling (offensive)
Yoel
>>Submission Grappling
Tiramisu
>>Stamina
Jones
>>Chin
Nate

>>77557101
i thought those small monkeys in south america went extinct

>>77557098
this was usada's biggest supporter

>>77556715

>Stand-up/Striking
Overeem
>TDD
Aldo
>Wrestling (offensive)
Khabib
>Submission Grappling
Maia
>Stamina
Nick Diaz
>Chin
Prime Hunto

Literally the perfect fighter

>>77557146
>Hunto
grow up

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>>77557152

>grow up

What?

>>77557092
>some people literally believe this

>>77557119
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/27511452

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>>77556715
no yanks edition

>Stand-up/Striking
Conor McGregor
>TDD
Jose Aldo
>Wrestling (offensive)
Khabib Nurmagomedov
>Submission Grappling
Demian Maia
>Stamina
Michael Bisping
>Chin
Korean Zombie

>>77556715
Jon Jones is the closest thing we've got to the perfect fighter. It's a shame he missed 2 years of his prime.

>>77557176
Bisping abandoned your country for fucking California. Also "yanks" is fucking embarrassing, just fucking pathetic.

>>77557157
GROW UP

>he's fighting Bisping because he's buddy buddy with Wonderboy
>no wait he's doing it because Woodley has someone else lined up now
>he's campaigning for this fight for years because he wants to be a champion in two weight classes
>he's not afraid of Woodley, he has nothing to gain by gaining his title back
>Bisping is such a credible champion for him to take on
>he's doing it because it's big money, woops Bisping vs Hendo 2, a money fight, sold less than 300k PPVs
>the 5 or so people waiting for a title shot at MW can wait
>GSP is totally taking the more dangerous fight guys
How can anyone defend this garbage matchup. Woodley has almost cleaned the UFC's WW division while Bisping has yet to defend against a proper contender.

This retarded freakshow retardation is 100% GSP's fault, Bisping is just being offered a lot of money and the UFC won't pass for a fight like this.He just doesn't want to get brutally heemed because he knows Tyron is a much more dangerous fight for so many reasons, if he got finished at WW it would be much worse if than if he gets UD'ed or even finished by Bisping, there's always the "he moved up and fought a 220lbs guy" argument

>>77557198

>Woodley has almost cleaned the UFC's WW division

No he hasnt

>>77556907
God bless you for not posting the horrifying parts.

>>77557192
are you a horrible troll or just cannot handle the banter

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>>77557192

Shut up you rootin' tootin' yankee faggot.

>>77556741
>>Stand-up/Striking
>Silva
there are over 300 Silva's in MMA. Any one in particular?

ugh brits

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;_;

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>>77557146

>>77557206
Who's left for him to beat? Masvidal just lost, there simply aren't any promising fights for him right now, but you could make easily at least 3 or so title fights at MW, the divisions are pretty much opposites when it comes to people in contention at least. Glad GSP is coming back to ruin MMA even more with his retarded bullshit circus fight.

He should just ask for a Dan Hardy rematch so he can lay on top of that can for 25 more minutes, just don't logjam other divisions.

>>77557236
gotta be wandy

>>77556805
underrated

>>77557251

>but you could make easily at least 3 or so title fights at MW

>Whittaker
Injured and recovering
>Rockhold
Coming off a loss
>Romero
Coming off a loss
>Jacare
Coming off a loss
>Weedman
1-3 in his last 4

>>77557271
>Rockhold
>Coming off a loss

how terrified are you? lol

you actually think Branch will win, don't you?

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>>77557236
not like one is far and away the better than all the others

>>77557271
Rockhold would be a rubber match, isn't this about money fights at all?
Weidman is coming off a good win, and would be former champ vs champ.

>>77556717
poor The Chris

>>77556826
Smiling helps.
And nudity.

>>77557271
Also Hendo was 2-3 before getting his title shot.
lol

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Branch +325
Rockhold -400

>>77556889
who is she?
the asian kd lang?

>>77557346
Gonna be embarrassing when Branch puts him to sleep

>>77557367
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>77557367
have you actually seen branch fight

>>77556768
and penis

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>https://streamable.com/j1mjw

>>77557175
That referred to facial features. What about body shape?

>>77557251
>Glad GSP is coming back to ruin MMA even more
lolwut?
GSP is the reason MMA is as big as it is now, kiddo. MMA had a very limited audience before St. Pierre. Learn the history of the sport if you're going to shoot your mouth off about it.

>>77557244
imagine thats how he holds her waist and he bounces her up and down on his dick w/ her crying the same tears doing the old uncle badtouch roleplay

>>77557433
In Canada yes, he wasn't a big draw in the States.

>>77557289
Andreson's strength is his creativity, there are at least 2 Silva's with excellent stand up

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>>77557383
trying so hard to get people to like him lol

anyman see those posts on facebook that claim people don't like Floyd b/c hes black? all of my black friends were closet boxing fans apparently and they all like Mayweather.

worst part is this video that was like "You won't hate Floyd Mayweather after watching this." and in the video he has the audacity to say he thinks its important to give to the less fortuante and he does this photo opportunity handing homeless people bagged lunches...this coming from the guy who is vehemently anti-chartiy and said he doesn't have to give money to charity just because he's rich, he's collecting the money for himself

this is always the worst part about Floyd fighting. people don't know how much of a piece of shit he is and they act like long time fans

>>77557420
>that respect from Luke to Bisping

wow, Bisbong is a piece of shit.

>>77557445
who are the other Silva's you thought I would pick over Anderson? use your fuckin noggin

>>77556775
>his son is a mixed martial artist and can almost kick Bisping's ass now, you dont need to worry about him there little snowflake

hm

>>77557420
still amazes me how the fuck Herb 420 Dean didnt stop the fight at the end of the 3d

that ws 30 seconds of unanswered strikes

he may have wanted to see Weidaman die

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>>77557443
That's absurd. Canada wouldn't have mattered, there are like 36 million people here. He's important BECAUSE of his popularity in the US. All the mainstream talk shows, the Grammys, the magazines, the celebrities flocking around him, etc.
Learn your history. He was the fighter who attracted non-hardcore fans, casuals, and women to fights. He was the ambassador for the sport for years, bringing it to mainstream American media, growing the audience and fanbase for years, getting it to the point where idiots like John McCain could no longer shut it down by calling it "human cock-fighting", etc.
He raised every other fighter's profile, he exploded PPV sales and merchandise sales.

>>77557533
The hue is right, Wgaf about gsp and his boring fights. UFC stacked the cards very well he was on to give the illusion that he was a draw

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>Casuals: He was robbed that fight he should have won
>still beats your favorite fighter

>>77557354

>She

>>77557561
>*ducks contenders*

>>77557558
t. 194er

>>77557561
poo spammer

>>77557576
117er tbqh, you?

It is what it is. Everything happens for a reason.

God willed it.

For sure GSP is a yuge draw my guy, puts it all on the line every fight 100%

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>>77557574
>Agrees to fight winner of Whittaker v Romero
*Bisping laugh*

>>77557577
Like I said before
>>77556645

>>77557618
>literally bragging about scatposting

you're one sad motherfucker but you already knew that

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>>77557609
>Wrestle fucks you to a unanimous decision victory

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>tfw you bully spain into retirement

>>77557438
Thanks for the boner Anon.

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Middleweight Champion buddeh

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what happened to her foot?

>>77557672
That's her face

>Whenever an american flag posts something someone doesn't like, they refer to him as "le scat spammer!!!"

just imagine

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>>77557648

>>77557692
This is the spammer

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>>77557692
They can't accept facts buddeh

>>77557703

why dont you spam scat some more spammer

>>77557692
Talking about personality spergs is the biggest problem on this board. Their existence needs to be ignored like tripfags

>>77557692
hello obese spammer you can stop posting now

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>>77557764
>*spams reports*

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>>77557737
>Complains about them
>complains about slow threads

You guys don't care for discussion just literal shitposting. Like I said you guys are cucks and it's on every section. Like how /tv/ rages over sjw articles.

For example there is a good event coming up in Japan with Claudia and Shogun Rua. Idk why Shogun is coming back but whatever.

Also Chan Mi Jeon is fighting. She did ok for her UFC debut.
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/07/claudia-gadelha-jessica-andrade-ufc-fight-night-117-japan

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>>77557798

>>77557798
Shogun is on a 3 fight win streak, why wouldn't he come back ?

>>77557798
>>77557817
took a while for me to get used to seeing women beat each other in wmma, but i will never get used to the banter. it's just too awkward to look at.

>>77557830
This is the spammer

>>77557826
No one on heem actually knows anything about mma

We're a glorified Yahoo comments section

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Can't even begin to articulate just how rock solid my benus would be in Claudia got in my face like this lads

>>77557798
Unfortunately we can't make these kinds of posts on /heem/

>>77557826
His last fight with Villante was good to keep him close to the top 5 but he was just standing there taking hits instead of moving around.

OSP is going to win mang.

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>>77557905
What is Dana thinking here

Bisping had a 5 round war with Thales Leties I think he's very beatable!

>>77557852
Are you kidding me? I got a boner from this webm >>77557817 not to mention this >>77557905

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>>77557957
Bisping MURKED Rockhold in under a round, he's a MUNSTERR

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>>77557798
>You guys

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>>77557956
>ngannou_takes_his_trunks_off.webm

>>77557980
For sure his fight with Cung Lee proved how elite his striking was my guy

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>>77557852

>>77558000
You say that like Cung Le is a bad striker

>>77558014
Kek, poor joannah

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>>77557915
It's dumb as hell.

James Gallagher fighting again this month. Was hoping Chinzo would beat him but Machidas can't into ground game.

https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/8/9/16118044/james-gallagher-to-meet-jeremiah-labiano-in-bellator-dublin-main-event

>>77558018
How old was he like 44? Dude did not belong in there

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>>77557905
is Claudia huwhite

>>77558014
Did they ever fight?

>>77558028
Bisping fights with one eye

>>77558041
Bisping fights with geriatrics

>>77558014
it's just awkward, like what girls did back in high school. hard to take seriously. boners are another thing though.

>>77558047
Rockhold may be heading for a retirement home soon but he's not old

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>Gasses second round

>>77558032
Yes, the ugly one beat the hot one once and the hot one won one match.

>>77556715
Alistair Overeem for all attributes except for chin, which would be Hunt, and stamina which would be prime EPO Cain

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>>77558000

Yeah RIP Cung Le

>>77558070
>*heems you in 3rd*

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The chin has to be tucked buddeh xD

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>>77557905

16 days till 49-1 lads

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>>77558092

>>77557956
>"Holy shit HEEM SLEEPY, HEEM SLEEPY"

>>77558097
No one cares

>>77558083
He learned nothing in his second fight with hendo, that chin was not tucked

>>77558076
It was this fight when I knew Bisping was a serious force.

>>77558102
no neck and man abs

>Getting wobbled by CB Dolloway and Thales Leites
Lmao pissping "fans" were too busy watching WWE at the time that's why they have no idea about how boring and pathetic these performances were.

>>77558121

Did you ever watch TUF3?

He murdered everyone

Hillary voters literally cannot comprehend that Bisping won

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>>77558134

Imagine being as salty as this goofer

>>77558134
Bisping's battle against Alan Belcher proved just how much heart he had

>>77558138
Funny, this was my first card so I just missed it:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFC_60

>>77558083
I could rewatch this all day.

Watching this smug british toilet smelling breath get knocked the fock out!

>>77558150
>Discussing MMA
>Pisspee fan: "so salty xD"
Go back to watching mandrama kid

>>77558150
Whats it been a week in a row where this turbo sperg has spent hours raging about Bisping?

Can you fucking autists stop this Bisping shit on both sides

You're literally ruining every thread

>>77558161

Give it a watch my dude, it's one of the best seasons.

>>77558169
For sure Alan Belcher had Bisping in deep waters my guy

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>I'm a good person

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>>77558082
Stool Gate was hilarious.

Whittaker shut down Romero it was beautiful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zr7y0PR8hIc

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>>77558164

You're literally seething. What set you off? It's just a sport

>>77558169
It's the same autists that spam/argue about Sch*ub every single day

>>77558181
>seething
I've been to /asp/ only a few times but I know this is their meme buzzword

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>>77558179

>>77558180
>Stool Gate was hilarious.
Was pretty funny seeing Kennedy cry afterwards, fuck that guy grabbed his glove first
>Whittaker shut down Romero it was beautiful
Indeed, Whittaker is just that good

>>77558181
>Using /asp/ buzzwords
So easy to sniff out you losers. I saw a bunch of you trying to ruin /box/ too.

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Is Hendricks done?

>>77558205
>>77558191
>knows asp buzzwords

You should both go back

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>>77558150
They are like Luke Rockhold. He's still so salty even over a sparring session he and Bisping had years ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o43W9Xg0ANU

>>77558210

He'll dominate at Super HW

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>>77558187
He was raised too close to Liverpool

>>77558217

He's from Manchester you fucking retard

>>77558205

You literally just copied Bulgaria's post you absolute salad.

>being this pathetic

People use "seething" here plenty, but I guess you wouldn't know that if you're spending so much time on /asp/.

The Bongistani is gonna sue every here for too much banter

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The spammer hates Brendan, Eugene, Bisping, Cody, Colby, and Dillon

Dallas Winston Bless

>>77558223
>30 miles away
not far enough

>>77558223
He's fucking not, he's from Clitheroe which is close to Manchester but to Liverpool too

>>77558234

Tell me more about /asp/, you seem to know a lot about it, is it good?

I haven't really got a reason to go there

>>77558257
Fuck off ellie is based

>>77558257
Justin is McGregor fan actually

>DC hates Jon because he joked that he could take him down

>Luke hates Bisping because he joked that he won in sparring

>Khabib hates white people because Kavanagh joked about religion

Potter

>>77558257
Bieber would heem CM Punk

>>77558263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTqEOdjOpFs

>>77558263
He's like an even shittier version of Helwani

>>77558278
Cain hates knees because ?

>>77558292
Conor won the decision
Nate won the fight

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What did he mean by this?

>>77558292
DELET
>>77558300
He's come a long way, interviews have gotten much better. Would be pretty funny if him and Ariel collaborated for Mayweather McGregor

>>77558257
Biebs is jacked.

>>77558292

For sure you should just ignore Nate getting dropped 4 times and being constantly rocked

For sure my man

>>77558321
If we count winners by how many times people get dropped Hendo should be the MW champ right now.

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WME trying to sacrifice the old guard to the blood gods

RIP Little Nog

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>>77558307
Cyborg is getting head kicked

>>77558332
Give your scorecard that shows Nate won so I can laugh @ you

>>77558335

They already did that when they fed him to Rumble

>>77558335
Low-key boy finna get another KO of the night!

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Rate my OC

>>77558360
Pretty good man

I like it

>>77558340
The chin has to be tucked bethe

>>77558343
It was a draw with round 3 being a 10-8. Nate ended the fight on top so he won the fight but Conor needed to win the decision for the sake of the company because if you have 2 losses there's no rivalry.

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>>77558360

>>77558400
>Round 3 being a 10-8

Howling

>>77558400

>R3 is a 10-8
>Some how R1 and R2 arn't

LMAOING at your life

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>>77558340
I don't think anybody's knocking Cyborg out, but Holm could win.

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>>77558409
>>77558412
Expected this butthurt 2bh

Imagine actually being not only dumb enough to like the Diaz sisters but to actually think Nate's second fight with Conor was a draw

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>>77558292
the embodiment of the diaz fairytale
>FOOK THE DIAZ BROTHERS
>AND IF YOU'RE DOWN WITH THE DIAZ BROTHERS FOOK YOU TOO
>I'LL BURY THOSE COCKROACHES

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>>77558126
fuck you
>>77558386
it's a shame that she's such a garbage fighter

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Imagine trying to pretend this never happend
<-----Gooby!

>>77558169
I don't understand why it's suddenly piped up desu

>>77558456
Imagine being stuck on one thing when many things have happened since then to redeem it

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>>77558472
>redeem it

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tohF2oV3p8

Skeeeup going on again about unconventionalism of Goober

>Round 3

>10-8

HYSTERICAL

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Thoughts?

Imagine being an MMA fan because of Magrega, just imagine.

>>77558472
The problem is that Mayweather has NEVER suffered a defeat that can be brought up and made fun of.

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>>77558456
don't be hatin'

>>77558486

terrible card

>>77558486
Decent card that I'd be willing to buy. DJ's my boy after all

>>77558492
Does the olympics count?

>>77558472
It's embarrassing. If they have another fight at 155 lbs, Conor is gonna knock him out inside 2 rds.

Angles my guy

Imagine thinking surviving a 48-47 majority decision served as redemption after being choked out mercilessly

>>77558486
Not a great card but it's really not as bad as it's made out to be. JDS-Ngannou and RDA-Magny are interesting matchups.

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>>77556745
Oh DC...

>>77558511
It literally doesn't cause everyone who actually watched that olympics knows that Floyd got robbed and should've won the gold.

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>>77558533
>McGregor was the one surviving

How many judges scored a Diaz victory?

>>77556745
Gotta admire Jon's fight IQ to go for that sweep right there, not a lot of fighters would do something like that in that situation.

>>77558477
oh for sure he's unconventional my guy

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>>77558548
How about you post footage from rounds 3-5? Those rounds actually happened and so did UFC 196.

>>77558533
It was at 170 lbs which is too big for Conor I think at 155 he'd enbarass Diaz. Also Conor showed the true heart of a champion in the way he handled his defeat which is something we needed to see given what happened with Ronda

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>>77558533
Not to mention finishing the fight on his back, then leaving on crutches and claiming that he was up against a super heavyweight. Mcfraud

>>77558548
holy shit lol u can slowly see his face turn into mush

i actually understand why he hasn't fought since now.. at least he got paid

>>77558571
Lol Round 4 where Conor won? Or are you going to say that was 10-8 Nate too lol

>>77558572
Diaz is not a 300lb monster, stop the myth.
He's a lightweight.
>inb4 b..but Dana said he's yuuuuge!
>h..he fought at 170 before!!!

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>>77558477
wait did he use errol's comment's as arguments FOR conor?

>>77558582
Conor did a number on him. He's waiting for him to come back and bless his life again. Lmao at Nate Diaz fans. They're just as pathetic as he is.

>>77558572
Conor bitched on Twitter like a woman for months then quit the sport

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>>77558585
Why is McGregor running away in the middle of round 3? Still a lot of fight left and he's looking at the clock, care to explain this dude?

>>77558592
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pF1ibAnnWoY

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Mfw Nate made Conor retire

>>77558292
>>77558607
see above idiot

>>77558456
I still love watching that little arm punch to line his head up with the choke. Just perfect

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>>77558607
>1 minute out of a 25 min fight

H-HE RAN THE ENTIRE TIMEE

Nate had to cut from 300 lbs to the HW limit while poor Conor had to eat 4 breakfasts everyday to make 169.9 lbs

Get the facts right boys

>>77558607
Oh so it wasnt Round 4 okay lol

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>>77558624
This

>>77558592
Only reason why Diaz won in the first and competitive was because of cardio. At 155 Conor is gonna embarrass him

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>>77558621
Nope he ran from rounds 3-5, refusing to engage, and flat out turning his back with hands on his hips, then for the press conference he had to borrow Dee's make-up to hide how marked up he was thats why he looks like such a ghost. Not to mention leaving the arena in crutches limping sperging out about how not to doubt him ever again when everyone saw him running away for the last 3 rounds.

This is the loser that you like to nuthug. Just imagine.

>>77558639
competitive in the 2nd *

>>77558639
Conor was in better shape than diaz, anyone that disagrees is a fucking moron

>>77558639
Ah yes, because he's the one who was in a full training camp and not off the couch

let's be honest though. conor lost to himself in the first fight. the heavy bag fell ontop of him after he got tired from beating on it.

>>77558653
>off the couch
>literally was completing in marathons before the fight was announced

>>77558647
Lol your life is so pathetic you need to bring down actual success to feel better about yourself

>>77558614
makes me think

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>>77558656
Yeah because heavy bags can sweep you and then choke you out

Which was the bigger robbery

>Diego vs Ross Pearson

or

>Robbie vs Condit

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>>77558614
mfw Jon made spainsperg retire

>>77558659
>triathlons
Was literally drinking on a boat in Mexico

>>77558659
lmapoo you believe everything you're told

>>77558673
Gsp Vs Hendricks

>>77558660
Nate Diaz won at UFC 196

>>77558683
And Conor won at 202

>>77558614
Why hasn't Nate fought since the last Conor fight?

>>77558682
GSP 2,3,5

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>>77558688
Yeah he won the decision thanks to 2 judges

>>77558682
*hits you with 70%*