/trans/ - Spurs are imploding as we speak edition

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>>77555434
Despite his public assertion that Manchester United’s chances of signing Gareth Bale have evaporated, nobody believes José Mourinho really thinks that. Tabloid reports suggest the Manchester United manager has urged his Old Trafford employers to offer Real Madrid £100m to secure the Welshman’s services.

>Newcastle central midfielder Jack Colback may have to look for another club after the Shields Gazette revealed he will not be included in Rafael Benítez’s Premier League squad. “We are trying to move players out to bring players in,” said Benítez, who is known to be most disillusioned with his club’s apparent unwillingness to secure his transfer targets since winning promotion from the Championship. “We know where we are and what we need.” A new owner?

Has Morata scored yet?

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Lads

LADS

>Spurs

Colback BTFO

>Arsenal haven't bought Carvalho
Bit baffling really. He's pretty good and what Arsenal need.

let's all be nice and friendly in this thread

>Spurs are imploding

???

Rose isn't leaving and who wants Barkley anyway?

>Monaco have been holding out for around £50m with Arsenal so far only bidding £30m.
What? I've read at least 10 articles stating they've bidded £40m+. Who is writing this shit?

>ARSENAL and Liverpool are reportedly preparing moves to sign Gremio striker Luan.
Why do Liverpool need him?

>ARSENAL and Liverpool have made bids for Real Madrid forward Lucas Vazquez, reports say.
Again, why do we need him? We have too many attackers. Klopp needs to buy some defenders.

Has Naymar scored yet?

>>77555479
don't really see the point in spurs signing barkley. he's not as good as eriksen, son, alli or lamela who all play the same sort of role.

>>77555499
Pochettino wants players who can make the first XI push themselves to stay in the team. So Barkley would literally be a squad player. And Everton wanted 45mil for him LOL

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can somebody please just fucking sign him to a real club

arsene where the fuck are you

>>77555494
>0 apps for PSG
give him a chance la

>>77555488
Liverpool's Chief Scout in South America told a journalist its bullshit. They aren't going for Luan. Liverpool don't need a striker unless they plan on selling 2-3

Hi Roman,
Can I please get any 3 of the following
>one danny drinkwater
>one serge aurier
>one danny rose
>one oxlade chamberlain
>one riyad mahrez
>one ross barkley

cheers pal

>>77555554
>sell Matic
>realise Bakayoko doesn't actually exist
>panic buy Drinkwater
lmao

>>77555554
>rating Ox and Barkey

>>77555554
Is chelsea looking for rotation players? what a shit list

>>77555566
I don't r8 them that highly but they will be better than literally nobody as depth

>>77555571
Yes, they are
Not really that shit for depth signings desu

>>77555554
>oxlade chamberlain
You certainly can lad

>>77555548
Exactly. So where is this coming from?

>>77555566
>not rating Ox
Piss off Shitzen, you're a joke that keeps on giving.

>>77555537
Just not good enough. Need some of dat ROI

>>77555584
>>77555571
>>77555566
Ox has literally improved massively last few months. He's a good depth player and not realising this for a 23 year old is useful for teams, then you'll never make it in football. Consider suicide.

>>77555596
I don't disagree with you, but Ox would still be considered a rotational player at Chelsea. He'd flourish in a team like spurs or liverpool.

Carvalho and Martins to Arsenal WHEN
WONGA WAKE UP

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>>77555606
That's what I said. Chelsea need depth. Better to get a guy that counts as home grown and can do 30 mins every game.

>>77555611
I remember when Austria used to pretend to be an Arsenal fan.

>>77555606
I doubt he'd start at Spurs either

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chinese's cartoon

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>>77555596
>and not realising this for a 23 year old is useful for teams, then you'll never make it in football.

>>77555596
Safe to say nobody here will make it in football

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>>77555621
I agree, lad.

>>77555626
I have a FA Coaching qualification if that counts?

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>>77555564
>realise Bakayoko doesn't actually exist
Explain how his ghost has been spotted at the bridge then?

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have you done yr morning yoga la?

>>77555664
>tfw unironically one of the only 2 guys in intermediate yoga class

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>>77555664
yeah lad

>>77555445
>Chelsea has played only three pre season matches
>Morata only played in two of them
>Morata has only played 23 minutes as a number nine.
>was played out of position in his second match due to ospina going superman on pedro.
>Arsecunt customer acting like this indicates anything.
The absolute state of you cunts

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>>77555683

>>77555686
>morata apologists
lmao you lads are falling for it so hard.

https://twitter.com/kxsmo/status/894907081878261761

You now remember that time QPR players and fans celebrated city beating them because it cost United the league. A true ABU alliance

>>77555695
>Falling for a copy pasta

>>77555686
he's mentally broken already lad. biggest flop of the season, guarantee it

>>77555686
Exactly mate, the important thing is he got in the right position and worked hard for the team. The class always rises to the top and Torres will be no exception.

>>77555686
Has he got a penalty on target yet?

>>77555707
lad..

>>77555708
put your money where your mouth is

>>77555596
He's still overrated in the current climate cause any Premier league team will have to overpay for him massively. And we also have to consider that memes aside, Wonga is damn good at getting guys like ox to perform and there's no guarantee that he will pick up where he left off if he goes to the bridge.

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Why did Conte sell him?

>>77555713
I guess I can agree with that.

Is Morata's hair still red?

>>77555719
Drinkwater the GOAT

Has Morata put the shrimp on the barby yet?

>>77555434
>Tottenham's inactivity has been well documented
I'm sure their efforts to "document" complete absence of activity were titanic.

>Chelsea are ready to torpedo any potential offers
>torpedo
Ugh, the cringe is real.

>>77555709
So he is going to be like Torres when he first came to England. I don't have a problem with that

scenes when morata scores an OG vs united and celebrates by accident

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Has Morata scored yet?

What the fuck is wrong with Chelsea? All striker they touched turn into shit.

>>77555808
And the one good striker they do get wants to fuck off

Imagine telling your star striker to fuck off before you've found yourself an adequate replacement and then panicking and buying a career substitute for £70m. All the while praying that the season he had last year was a sign that he's becoming a goal scorer and wasn't just an exception to his otherwise completely average time in top flight football. HOWLING.

>>77555822
Better than spending £90m on Lukaku

https://streamable.com/tm98q

https://twitter.com/ArsenalohoIic/status/895003320233992193

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>>77555822
that would b pretty funny lel

>>77555828
>ignoring the goal he scored 5 mins later
Shitposter confirmed. KYS.

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>>77555723
>>77555733
>>77555783
>80m for a darker benteke
>62 billion euros for the twerking tielemans

>>77555834
£90m on a guy with a 50% success rate on open goal tap ins

HOWLING

>>77555840
>this sample size
Do you even statistics m8?

>>77555694
don't judge a man by the size of his cup

EN HET REGENT
DIAMANTEN

>Rose: 30k/w
>Walker: 150k/w
Is this what people call white privilege?

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>MoratGOAT: Humble, quality, about to prove manure customers wrong with Gonde
>Poocaca: Dabs, shit, will score a tap in against Swansea and spend the rest of the game getting a haircut with bogpoo while practicing handshakes

>>77555871
seems both those black men are more privileged than me

Morata apologists are really easy to trigger

>>77555871
The implication that 30k p/w isn't far beyond one person means

Top 4 this season,lads
1.City
2.Chelsea
3.Arsenal
4.Tottenham

United will come 5th and Liverpool 6th

>>77555888
oh fuck off already with this shit he hasnt even played a full 90 as a striker yet

https://twitter.com/SpursOfficial/status/894971850681462784

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>>77555705

>>77555889
its relative to other footballers
especially when the non-dabbing sissoko is on £95k/w

Wait, hold on, do United fans unironically rate Lukaku as a top striker? HAHA WHAT?

>>77555906
he's literally finished lad. pato tier.

>>77555828
>Kroos smirking
howling

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>>77555905
>3.Arsenal

>>77555905
if this happens after spuds/arse drop from 1st or 2nd then im ok with this

>>77555828
>being this triggered
lmao

Discuss
>>77555826

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>>77555927
>arsecucks 5

>>77555938
c u c k e d c u s t o m e r

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>>77555919
pato will be good again, right?

>>77555906
how does it feel to know they spent £70m on another Bojan?

>>77555942
the fuck is a roster

>>77555895
Post that one on the lad bible and a couple of the paki pages, they would love it

>>77555942
>again
when was this? at Milan?

friendly reminder that jose mourinho is finished as a top level manager having been kicked out of real madrid, taken the premier league champions to near relegation, and finished 6th with the most expensive squad the Premier League has ever seen

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>>77555947
like a potato fritter

>>77555957
>taken the premier league champions to near relegation
who was the manager when they were champions?

What's Chelsea gonna do with their shit strikers?

I kinda expected Morata him

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>Brighton are set to break their transfer record for the third time this summer after agreeing a deal to sign Colombian international Jose Izquierdo from Club Brugge. The 25-year-old winger, who will join in a reported £13.5m deal, will complete the move after a medical. Izquierdo scored 15 goals in the Belgian Pro League last term. Seagulls boss Chris Hughton described him as "one of the standout players" in Belgium over the past three years.

>>77555958
hello
i like this webm

>>77555971
but Batman is good?

>>77555968
Mourinho. Unfortunately he's gone and only mouyes remains. He's finished lad, look at him. No spark any more, not even his once trademark charisma, and now he's deluding mancs into believing he's not the worst manager in the top seven.... Sad really, how the mighty can fall

>>77555989
United have spent £90m on a guy that is about to be Chelsea's back ups back up.

>>77555907
Good post, you're the best /trans/ poster.

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It’s reported Juventus are intensifying their pursuit of Liverpool midfielder Emre Can, who refused a renewal.

>Sampdoria want to keep Patrik Schick until January, but Inter could reportedly raise their offer to do the deal immediately.

Reports in Spain suggest Juventus are ready to the €40m release clause of Barcelona’s Sergi Roberto.

>Emre Mor’s agent is heading to Italy, as Inter look to tie up a deal for the Borussia Dortmund midfielder.

If Kylian Mbappé joins Paris Saint-Germain, reports in Colombia say Monaco will go for Milan’s Carlos Bacca.

>Inter are reportedly meeting with Besiktas in Milan to discuss a transfer for Gary Medel.

Villarreal have agreed the sale of striker Roberto Soldado to Turkish giants Fenerbahce in a deal rumoured to be in the region of €8m.

>Liverpool have rejected Barcelona’s second offer for Philippe Coutinho, thought to be in the region of €100m

Valencia look to have missed out on Juventus midfielder Tomas Rincon who instead looks set to sign for Torino

>Barcelona midfielder Denis Suarez has rejected a move to Napoli and instead wishes to first for a first-team place at the Camp Nou

Geoffrey Kondogbia’s potential move to Valencia looks to have moved a step closer with the French midfielder telling Inter he wants a move to the Mestalla.

>Spartak Moscow are holding negotiations for Valencia defender Ezequiel Garay, who is also wanted by Juventus

Barcelona forward Munir El Haddadi is hopeful of landing first-team football next season and is keen on joining Italian club Roma

>Sporting Gijon are expected to announce the signing of Malaga forward Michael Santos on Thursday

Tottenham are set to complete their first signing of the summer in goalkeeper Paulo Gazzaniga, who spent last season on loan at Rayo Vallecano.

>Steven N’Zonzi wants to leave Sevilla with an agency representing him claiming they ‘hope he will be let go soon

>>77556017
>>77555907
We have flags, samefag.

Espanyol are reportedly considering a move for Villarreal midfielder Alfred N’Diaye, who was made available to other clubs last month.

>L’Équipe report that Marseille’s attacking midfielder Rémy Cabella is currently considering his options after struggling to make L’OM’s recent match-day squads.

Serge Aurier has reached a provisional 5-year contract agreement with Manchester United, according to @Tanziloic.

>Lyon have rejected offers from Köln (€15m) & Watford (€12m) for Maxwel Cornet, with Dortmund in active talks, according to L'Équipe.

Manchester United boss Mourinho is intent on making at least one more signing before the transfer window closes - with Tottenham left-back Danny Rose, 27, and Inter Milan winger Ivan Perisic, 28, potential targets. (Manchester Evening News)

>Rose says he is not planning to leave Spurs, but he would consider a concrete offer from another club, and believes he should be paid more than he is. (Sun)

The England international has also urged Tottenham to spend money, but not on 'players you have to Google and say, 'Who's that?'. (Sun)

>Liverpool are stepping up their interest in Gremio's Brazilian forward Luan, dubbed 'the new Ronaldo', by sending a scout to watch the 24-year-old. (Daily Mirror)

The Reds took just 35 minutes to reject Barcelona's increased £90.3m offer for 25-year-old midfielder Philippe Coutinho. (Daily Express)

>RB Leipzig chief Ralf Rangnick has admitted the German club will likely sell 22-year-old midfielder and Liverpool target Naby Keita, but not until next season. (Daily Mirror)

AC Milan are hoping to continue their summer recruitment spree with a sensational move for 35-year-old former Manchester United striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic. (Corriere dello Sport)

>Middlesbrough manager Garry Monk is adamant that 24-year-old defender Ben Gibson, who has been the subject of interest from Southampton and West Brom, is not for sale. (Daily Mail)

We understand Brighton are close to completing the signing of Colombian winger Jose Izquierdo from Club Brugge.

>Middlesbrough have accepted a bid in the region of £13m from Italian side Atalanta for Marten De Roon,Sky sources understand

Chelsea midfielder Willian has revealed his agent held talks with Manchester United.

>Sky sources understand Danny Rose wants to join Chelsea or Manchester United this summer if Tottenham are prepared to sell him. The full-back has not asked to leave and has not put in a transfer request.

Chelsea have reportedly made a £35m bid for Arsenal’s Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain.

>We understand West Ham are interested in signing William Carvalho from Sporting Lisbon. The midfielder wants to move to the Premier League and has a £40m release clause in his contract, which has three years left to run.

Hope I didn't break up any important conversations this time

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Really made me think. Every other team in the league have won the title.

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>>77556031
a better one

The following teams will NOT make any more siginificant signings

>Arsenal
>Spurs
>Liverpool

United, Chelsea and City will all buy another player at least.

>>77556046
>>77556031
I don't get this desu. Liverpool hasn't won anything for 10 years. Arsenal have won three major trophies in 4 years. Also hasn't Arsenal won 3 titles in PL era and Pool haven't won any? Neither club have spent as much as United, City or Chelsea. If anything those three should be winning trebles.

>>77555976
crazy how much money everyone is throwing around

>>77556051
Weird, it's almost like the bottom 3 have much more money

>>77556077
Not an excuse. William Carvalho would improve those three teams and he'll cost £40m.

>>77556063
>three major trophies
LOL mate fa cup major LOL

>>77556082
They won the Community shield 3 times in same period, that's major. BBC counted it for United in their treble.

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>>77556063
>Neither club have spent as much as United
pic related is netspend. Even Leicester won it. no excuses desu

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>>77556091
>netspend

>>77556097
I know. Even on total spend (ignoring net spend crap) its more damning

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>>77556089

>>77556107
And yet City, United and Chelsea haven't won it every year. The fact Lester won it is indeed no excuse. Imagine spending nearly a billion in 5 years and not even winning a trophy lmao!

>>77555800
>>77555783
>>77555733
>>77555723
You are obsessed

>>77556097
>Why would you bother with nuance when it has explanatory value


Wages are an even better predictor, but you retards never post that

>>77556127
>wage meme
howling right now lad, howling.

>>77555822
There is nothing you can do if the star striker wants to fuck off every fucking window

Has Morata dunked his biccy in the tea yet?

>>77555947
a male chikn

>>77556140
Thanks for reminding me about my brew lad, I almost let it go cold.

>>77556131
Trying too hard now

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I did not change this filename, this is what it was when I saved it. Holy fuck is this page cancer.

>>77556031
Arse and livercucks are the gift that keeps on giving.

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what the..

>>77556169
t. oil club bandwagoner

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>>77556171
What the..

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Anyone support Walford FC?

>>77556175
SEETHING.

Lads I'm really scared. Chelsea haven't signed anybody of note and we're selling to our rivals. I need something that's positive, right now. I only have a few hours to cancel my club shirt and replace it with a City one. Please tell me we're gonna win something.

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>>77556171
>>77556179
wHAT THE

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someone 190kg this

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>>77556197
I'm waiting for Dutch anon to come on and do some others for me.

>>77556189
Better play it safe and go with a PSG shirt lad

>>77556220
But I'm British I don't want that. It's either Chelsea or City and I got Chelsea cause of the title win last year but City has spent more and I'm just sweating. Help. I don't want to buy both.

Does anyone else sit in their car on their lunch break and ponder their place in the world

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>>77556197

Why wont the mou sign forsberg?
He wanted a winger, he's availible/talented and cheaper than the others.

>>77556227
*walks towards signing Olympiakos leftovers*

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>>77556227
Oiii you didn't do this.

>>77556233
*walks towards 5 good kasami appearances in one season*

Holy fucking shit, North Korea just fired at Guam.

>>77556246
they probably hit India then

>>77556225
Well seeing as Chelseas main striker is a 70m shit show and they have no depth in midfield and fullbacks, I would go with city
They are pretty much stacked in every position AND they are not done shopping
It's a no brainer really

>>77556255
God damn it. Cancelling and reordering. Thanks lad. If you're wrong I'm gonna be pissed.

>>77555840
thats some advanced calculations, do you have a phd in statistics?

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>>77556237

>>77556268
fucking kek

>>77556268
You're my favourite Dutch poster on 4chan lad.

>>77556268
Good work, thanks lad. I'm saving them all. If I find any others worth doing, I'll pass it on.

howling at sperms fans praising Levy for penny pinching and bleeding clubs for extra money in transfers; then paying players well under the going rate and causing a revolt

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>>77556082
I bet you were a customer claiming the treble last year though

>>77555694
It would add another layer if Klopp were kissing his cup.

>>77556277
Thanks la, might as well do something useful while I wait on the microscope to finish

>>77556342
Taking pics of your dick again?

>>77556356
good one

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Swansea should be respected more

>>77556356
Actually I'm putting chlorine atoms on a copper substrate one-by-one to try and make stable polyacenic molecular structures to try and test if those could be used in generating solar energy

>>77556386
h-haha m-me too

i h-have success

>>77556386
nerd

>>77556171
It's well known that Zlatan came to Arsenal for a potential signing, but Arsene asked him to do a trial and he refused.

>The AC Milan player was a teenager when he met up with Wenger in 2000 to discuss a possible move to north London. Ibrahimovic, 30, said: "Arsene gave me the famous red and white jersey - the No 9 shirt with Ibrahimovic on it and I was so pleased I even posed for a picture wearing it. He never actually made me a serious offer, it was more, 'I want to see how good you are, what kind of player you are. Have a trial. I couldn't believe it. I was like, 'No way, Zlatan doesn't do auditions.'"

>Bosz: "Ousmane Dembele was not in training today. We do not know why. We tried to reach him but we did not."

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>>77556396
Based Zlatan

>>77556390
SEETHING

>>77556402
Real are apparently looking at him too. Which probably means he's off to Barcelona.

>>77556163
>liverpool
>stand-up

>>77556412
That dick comment actually bothered you? It was an obvious joke, slow your roll playa.

Daily reminder that Chelsea spend 70 (SEVENTY!) million on the spanish Torres

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First summer lads, who do I get rid of? I'm thinking Kharine is wasting that foreign spot so he's one of the first on the block.

>>77555686
so I guess that's a no
LMAOING at chelsea customers

>>77556455
Might as well, De Goey is probably better.

>>77556423
desu Matic really is great signing, so this customer is right in the end, despite his retarded "logic".

>>77556423
Twitter is embarrassing

>>77556455
sell everyone and buy Savicevic and win everything

lads its Tottenham

>>77556455
Sign George Weah, Ronaldo, Shevchenko.

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hello where are the tottenham transfer

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POOF ALERT
Ryan Atkin becomes first openly gay professional official in English football
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/aug/10/ryan-atkin-first-openly-gay-professional-official-english-football-referee

I'm awfully disappointed by Rose. I want to cry.

quick before the pl starts, predict
>Winner

>Rest of the Top 4

>Bottom 3

>Team(s) that go furthest in the CL

>Top Scorer

>Player of the Season

>Signing of the Season

>Flop of the Season

rose killed rosa

I thought Coutinho was hours away from being signed by Barcelona two weeks ago? I thought Liverpool accepted the bid 3 times now. Is this whole Coutinho saga proving that Trump is right about FAKE NEWS?

>>77556509
HAHA gaaaaaaaaay

THE REFEREES A BENDER
THE REFEREES A BENDER

>>77556525
I'd rather have the money than his overrated ass. Can't believe you still post here.

>>77556525
abl media has always spouted lies about 'pool la

>>77556423
Can't wait to see a midfield three of Matic, Carrick and Fellaini

>>77556542
Haven't seen any media outlets blatantly campaigning against Leicester though

>>77556515
>>Winner
united
>>Rest of the Top 4
city, chelsea, arsenal
>>Bottom 3
swansea, burnley, huddersfield
>>Team(s) that go furthest in the CL
city and united to semis
>>Top Scorer
jesus
>>Player of the Season
jesus
>>Signing of the Season
matic
>>Flop of the Season
morata

>>77556515
>Winner
Man City
>Rest of top 4
Man United
Liverpool
Chelsea
>Bottom 3
Burnley
Watford
Huddersfield
>Teams that go furthest in the CL
Man City
>Top Scorer
Lukaku
>Player of the season
Gezuz
>Signing of the season
Walker
>Flop of the season
The spanish Torres

Is there a /trans/lad fantasy league?

>>77556525
Everyone is gonna milk cuckcelona, they know they have only meme options like Paco Alcacer to replace neymar.

>>77556540
Not saying he's not overrated, and not saying that I'd rather not have the money, just saying that the journos and """""""ITKs""""""" have been creating fake headlines all month.

>>77556515
Winner; Man Utd
Rest; City, Arsenal, Chelsea

Bottom 3; Huddersfield, Liverpool, Newcastle

Furtherest; City

Top Scorer; Jesus

Player; Jesus

Signing; Iheanacho

Flop; Morflopta

>Winner
United
>Rest of the Top 4
City
Chelsea
Tottenham
>Bottom 3
Swansea
Huddersfield
Brighton
>Team(s) that go furthest in the CL
United
>Top Scorer
Lukaku
>Player of the Season
Pogba
>Signing of the Season
Lukaku
>Flop of the Season
Morata

>tfw you think Morata will be decent but you enjoy shitposting about his poor pre-season

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>>77556471
>>77556483
>>77556497
I'm liking the look of the team and tactics so far

>>77556575
now this is abl

Why don't Liverpool put a bid in for Mata?

>>77556580
everything points to him being a flop

>>77556585
Cant see Leicester hitting top 4 lad

>>77556565
>Signing of the season
>A 50m fullback
doubt 2bh

>>77556515
>Winner
City
>Rest of the Top 4
Liverpool
Spurs
Arsenal
>Bottom 3
Burnley
Stoke
Brighton
>Team(s) that go furthest in the CL
City, Liverpool And United go out in quarters
>Top Scorer
Kane
>Player of the Season
De Bruyne
>Signing of the Season
Mounie
>Flop of the Season
Lindelof

>>77556189
sad cunt

>>77556515
>Winner
Man City
>Rest of the Top 4
United, Chelsea, Arsenal
>Bottom 3
Huddersfield, Swansea, Burnley
>Team(s) that go furthest in the CL
Man United
>Top Scorer
Aguero
>Player of the Season
De Bruyne
>Signing of the Season
Bakayoko
>Flop of the Season
Lukaku

>>77556592
because United wouldn't even let them have Gabriel Heinze

>>77556227
Leave 190kg alone

lads will giovani lo goat be the new messi for neymar at PSG

>>77556592
Actually spending money upsets the shareholders

>>77556600
brighton have made great signings you homophobic cunt

>>77556452
58 mil actually but that spoils your narrative

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>mfw Americans call "wobbly flip-shutters" doors

>>77556636
>not hinged window portals

fucking southerners

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>>77555434
Someone buy Adrien Silva plz

Wait, the Spanish Torres thing became a meme?

Pretty sure I started that desu.

>reports out of England say the Reds instantly shot down a $118 million bid from Barca on Wednesday.
>Only about $18 million of that is in add-ons
Is Flopp retarded?

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>>77556635
https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/alvaro-morata/profil/spieler/128223

>>77556651
Dollars are worthless though

>>77556652
could

C O U L D
O
U
L
D

D L U O C

Why don't Liverpool just sell Coutinho and spend all the money on one player to replace him.

>>77555554

Love to see Drinky and Kante again

I don't like the use of "top 6", it implies there are six serious contenders for the league when it's not like that.
There are 2, recently 1, teams that go for the title, the others end often way behind.

>>77556652
So it's 58 plus add ons

>>77556632
They don't have a striker good enough to keep them up

>>77556666
What a waste of a get

>>77556682
Bit rude.

Still though, you're right. What should I edit it to?

>>77556678
izzy brown la

>Mo Eisa struck a brilliant extra-time winner as Cheltenham completed a stunning fightback from 3-1 down to beat League One Oxford in the EFL Cup at the Kassam Stadium.

Only fucking Oxford. Only fucking us. This season is going to be painful.

>>77556666
Fucking waste

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Also I clicked on this https://weaintgotnohistory.sbnation.com/2017/8/10/16119846/the-battle-of-the-six-kingdoms-premier-league-game-of-thrones-chelsea because I thought it was referencing the three kingdoms period in China, instead it was about GoT.

>>77556632
>Ince
>Pooper
lmao

>>77556673
There are 2 or 3 in any given season, but they usually come from that top 6.

13: Man United and Man City
14: Man City, Liverpool, Chelsea,
15: Chelsea and Man City
16: Leicester, Arsenal, Spurs
17: Chelsea and Spurs

>>77556673
There are 6 teams who theoretically have a good chance to win the league and against each other idiot

>>77556651
i highly doubt barca made the bid in us dollars

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post some webms or not

>>77556673
it's because you don't know before the season starts which of the teams from that 6 will be challenging

>>77556690
Huddersfield got first choice between Brown and Palmer from Chelsea and picked Palmer.

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Snubchester Snubnited Snubball Snub

>>77556711
But they do not have a good chance to win the league. Three teams have it, Chelsea and the two manchesters.

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>>77556614

I'm literally still in tears over Oxford. How do we fuck up so much? How am I suppose to cope with my miserable life if we fuck up so easily. If we get promoted, I can cope, but if that performance is anything to go by, our defence is woeful.

Amazing how fast Spurs went from potential contenders to "probably going to finish 5th-6th again". Their fans must be ready to kill their Jew owner

>>77556666
Coutinho is worth at least $160 million in this crazy market

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the call that _____________________

How long will the /CrazyMarket/ last? The premier league is going to get more money come next TV rights

I think this is just the norm now

>>77556762
If Arsecuck fans didn't kill their owner over spending $1bn on a ranch and then setting up a TV channel which is about people going around the world shooting endangered animals, then Spurs won't do shit. You ever seen Jews in a fight? No? Exactly.

>>77556762
cool it with the anti-Semitism thanks

>>77556779
Dutchbro, you know what to do

>>77556779
190kg edit NOW.

>>77556782
>The premier league is going to get more money come next TV rights
Sky and BT are hemorrhaging subscribers as more people discover the magical world of online streaming. They won't be able to afford to make another bid like this one. It's the same situation the NBA is in with the insane ESPN deal.

>>77556782
players will start signing shorter contracts and demanding more clauses
maybe then the money goes down but not to normal levels

>>77556753
Are all the clubs in tiers 2-4 now signing foreign meme mangers with next to no experience in the hope of getting the next Wagner?

>>77556785
Dunno, they seem to be pretty handy when it comes to fucking up Arabs. You'd think that would be ideal given the current state of the league.

>>77556779

Is that a Combine Advisor behind him?

>>77556785
Arsenal's owner is an American who lives in Colorado. He never pretended to care about them. Tottenham's owner is a North London Jew always going on about how he's a lifelong fan.

I'm in trans lads

>>77556648
no i did

>>77556796
Yeah but the foreign market is being predicted to go up by about 20% by customers falling for the BPL meme

>>77556782
Until the whole world follows football as primary sport, or close to it, I'd guess.
And then there is also poorer part of the world being able to spend more money on it when/if they get richer.

I don't see the "crazy" market stopping in the short period.

>>77556796
Sure, but there's billions of people in Asia who are just getting to the point where things like paying for TV are becoming a possibility.

>>77556824
Ah shit, I was almost certain I was first to this one.

>>77556806
We had Appleton and he was awesome. He's now assistant for Lestah. We have Cotlet now and he's... meh.

>>77556817
Good point. Still, not really much of an excuse either way.

theres going to be a hard economic crash soon that will price most people out of following football altogether

>>77556840
Fuming that Appleton did so well for you, he was shite for us (pompey)

>>77556840
>Appleton

Fuck, I forgot that he actually did well at Oxford. Where was he before that when he looked and spoke like he literally had some sort of serious medical retardation?

>>77556846
The only thing that could cause a crash would be people completely switching TVs for computers.

>>77556846
Transfer fees grew through 1929 and the world wars didn't stop them either.

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>Barkley is 100% leaving
>Barkley could now stay
the state of Koeman and Neverton

>>77556854
Yeah, bit funny that. Shame we managed two Checkatrade Cup Finals in a row with him, bottled them both and now we're out of EFL Cup Day 1. If Cotlet doesn't favour the League now, I dunno what to do. If we could do a long FA Cup run, even better.

>>77556867
Pompey probably. He's not a guy you'd say that to his face though. Kind of lad you'd expect to stay behind after the match to twat some Swindon fans.

>>77556846
People still spend on entertainment during crashes though.

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>>77556779
>>77556794
>>77556795

>>77556807
HL3 confirmed

>>77556869
the internet as we know it will cease to exist and streams will be virtually eradicated

>>77556878
Everton unironically the new Our Year La team

5 seasons without a trophy
12 seasons without a relevant trophy
27 seasons without a league title

>Danny Rose was a godawful left back before Pochettino showed up
>Pochettino made him good and offered him a new contract he didn't deserve at the time
>Fast forward a couple years, Rose now playing for the English NT and in the CL
>Demands to be paid more money
>Criticizes the manager/chairman
>Praises Man United/Man City
>Whines about meanies on twitter 3 years ago

And then to top it all off, he talks up Ross Barkley to make sure Spurs will have to pay as much as possible for him. Genius.

>>77556884
He kind of has a point though. Look how empty Serie A's stadiums are.

>>77556883
I just remembered, it was Blackburn. I saw an interview with him and he looked like he was on some strong antipsychotic drugs. Which he may well have been desu.

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What's the best Rppmey tweet?

>>77556909
That's because they haven't driven the working class out of stadiums in Italy yet.

>>77556917
I dunno how the fuck he was in charge of Blackburn, it ain't his level. I hope he does well but I don't see him managing a PL team.

>>77556716
that webm makes me laugh every time

>>77556922
Definitely the one where he threatened to beat the shit out of somebody

>>77556943
Scary

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>>77556716

>>77556922
i like this one because it very effectively conveys how dense he is

>>77556977
the one where he threatens himself is better for that

>>77556943
That got taken down because it's racist.

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There is a storm incoming, my prayers were answered.

Inter signing Dalbert for 20m is a damn bargain.

>>77557008
It has been raining here since yesterday. It's absolutely wonderful.

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>>77556922

>Swansea City say talks at 'critical' stage with Everton-Paul Clement
lol neverton gonna low ball again with no success

where is this season's version of this
http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/37040156

>>77557020
It hasn't rained at all today yet here. Fucking bizarre weather desu.

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>>77556975
>le dab man initial shot

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>>77557027
>low ball again
didn't they have 45m rejected?

>>77556922
https://twitter.com/waynerooney/status/298085914175995905

What do I think about The Telegraph Total Football Podcast?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/08/06/total-football-podcast-premier-league-season-preview-community/

tell me about spurs lads, is pochettino playing 4d football and planning to pull a class of '17? Any spurs youth who could come good?

>>77557047
The highest they have bid is 40 million according to sky and the BBC and have not gone above that

>>77557067
the entire premier league is about to get KANE'D

>>77557078
that's still not low ball

>>77557053
I can't believe that's a real tweet.

>>77557067
How many academy graduates do Spurs regularly play besides Kane?

>>77557067
Edwards and Oakley Boothe are supposed to be good

>>77557085
>50 million is the minimum valuation
>going under that by 10 million
>Spurs get 5 million of any of the fees
na not lowball at all

>>77557100
Winks.
Rose.

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>>77556716

>>77557053
fucking lmao

>>77557114
danny rose doesn't count