Americans are lucky that the world doesn't like their sports.

>>77554352
(You)

>>77554368
It's true and you know it.

7-1

>>77554352
Americans are strange, and our obsession with American Football is just an example of that.

We just want to be different I think, different in an arrogant way..

>>77554352
>Don't even talk about Olympics: Only USA, Canada, China and Russia care about that shit.

Says the dummy whose country just hosted the most poorly run Olympics in history.

>>77554352
Stick to divegrass threads, monkey

>>77554437
Our athletes win olympic medals by pure will and determination. They have no decent sponsorship. Brazil isn't pouring money into Olympic athletes like China. Brazilian criticize brazil for this but it hasn't changed.

Our athletes also have to face the crowd who are used to win or win only because they only follow football. That's why you saw those booing crowds. They didn't even know there were an etiquette because they only follow football. They're like "either you win or you're a loser" mindset

>>77554441
We have achievements in other sports too

>>77554457
*win gold
We have a drive who was 3 times runner up in f1 and people treat him like he is a loser.

>>77554457
Your dumb country can't play any sport besides soccer and spent billions on an Olympics it couldn't afford.

>jerks off fellow teammates
>eez only bhanter eez gude

what did brazil mean by this?

>>77554352
Is that why u shit skins want to immigrate here so badly LMFAO

>>77554484
We have a f1 legend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faYEj8efQX0
2 of them won 3 times and another one won 2 times.

Both female and male volleyball team are #1 in the world.
We have top judokas
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gustavo_Kuerten
MMA champions
Baseball is starting to grow. They bought a brazilian dude for 1 million dollars recently.

>>77554518
I didn't migrate to your country and we aren't Mexico. Also Americans also migrate to other countries including Brazil. There's an American with a relatively big channel on youtube where he speaks Portuguese.

>>77554437
>>77554441
>>77554515
>>77554518
Resuming: We have legends in two European sports.
Football(soccer): many many
F1: Senna
While Americans have none.

We also have Guga who is former World No. 1 tennis player

>be american
>get shot

>>77554568
>be brazilian
>eat monkey

*throws banana*

Didn't read.
Ask 100 Americans if they could name one Brazilian on the planet, and 99 would tell you no.
Meanwhile you monkeys consume our entertainment like candy, and come on our websites begging for our attention. It's unfortunate for you moot made flags visible, as nobody here takes non-American's opinions seriously anymore.

>>77554574
We don't eat monkey though. If you pay attention the meme was pushed by br themselves(probably the ones with inferior complex)
IF you come here and ask for monkey soup people will look at you like you're fucking crazy

The BRs actually think they are winning arguments ITT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA stay irrelevant fucking shitters when was the last time an American made a thread about Brazil?Stay obsessed with us I know you secretly want to be American

>>77554585
Brazilians care more about Europeans than Americans when it comes to sports.
>Entertainment
Only movies because when it comes to sports and music people care more about Europe(sports) and local music.

>>77554594
We are irrelevant depending on the topic but when it comes to sports and we are in a sports boards we aren't. Just look at the amount of threads that are started about our athletes and what was the highest price paid for an athlete again? Oh that's right... Neymar
Brazilians are more relevant than Americans in Europe when it comes to Sports.
We are more EUROPEAN than americans when it comes to sports.

>>77554621

Yes, but nowhere else where it matters. God /luso/ is right. BRs really do have inferiority complexes from what I can tell ITT

>Be Brazilian
>come home from playing soccer
>get shot by Corinthian fans because you were a Palmeiras customer

>>77554352
uma delicia

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>>77554352
huehuehue
we airplane inventor
huehuehue

>>77554670
No. You're wrong. /luso/ is the place where people have an inferiority complex. People from /luso/ are cowards who instead of trying to better their countries chose to larp as being better than the rest. They suffer from the mongrel complex:
>By "Mongrel Complex" I mean the inferiority in which Brazilians put themselves, voluntarily, in comparison to the rest of the world. Brazilians are the reverse Narcissus, who spit in their own image. Here is the truth: we can’t find personal or historical pretexts for self-esteem.
I'm different. People from /luso/ would sell their mothers in exchange for being American.

>>77554675
Dumont's airplane was recognized by a french institution as being the first airplane.
>d the Eiffel Tower. He then turned to heavier-than-air machines, and on 23 October 1906 his 14-bis made the first powered heavier-than-air flight in Europe to be certified by the Aéro Club de France and the Fédération Aéronautique Internationale.

You also should read about:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santos-Dumont_Demoiselle

>The June 1910 edition of Popular Mechanics published drawings of the Demoiselle and wrote "This machine is better than any other which has ever been built, for those who wish to reach results with the least possible expense and with a minimum of experimenting."[7] American companies sold drawings and parts of Demoiselle for several years thereafter.

>>77554545
>gets on knees
>proceeds to jet off "legends"
>while other "legend" records on phone

dumb favella monkey poster

>>77554722
You don't have arguments so you just resort to name calling.

>>77554732
Nigger

>>77554732

Your "argument" is that China would be better at American Football than the United States if it was a popular sport there.

sage this retarded shit

>>77554736
Thank you for proving my point. You prove that the average American is dumber than a bag of rocks.

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you hues make a nice plane, i'll give you that

>>77554754

>hurr if our best athletes played sawker we would dominate durr

where have I heard that argument before?

>>77554352
>7-1

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>>77554808

>>77554996
why are hues taking so many showers???

>>77555009
We like to be clean

>>77554352

Germany would dominate handegg. Smart white guys with superior coaching. In the history of the NFL there has only been one team like this, current Patriots. The coaching and innovation in the league is primitive at best. And the players are thick as shit.

>>77554437

Don't Munich and Atlanta at least have a man in the race with the whole murder and terrorism plots?

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>>77554352
I don't understand why American handegg is so popular. It's just rugby with tons of gear, niggers and basically no real play time.

>>77554352
I couldn't see other countries playing american football... How odd would it be seeing people in europe having an american football tradition like they do in texas or alabama or something. Just out in the hot blistering sun practicing two a days, lifting, studying film. They just wouldn't ever do that. much like how the MLS will never be an elite soccer league.

you know. it is more likely that americans get good at soccer than the rest of the world getting good at our sports.

>>77555076
NFL players aren't as dumb as you think. They memorize entire playbooks and then watch hours of film each week of the team their going to face to try and learn their playbook. When you see a cornerback get a pick before the WR even finishes his route that's how you know that cornerback studied well that week.

>>77554352
sorry I don't speak 7-1

>>77554352
Didn't read lol

Why do we (USA) get triggered over 3rd worlders talking shit on a Cambodian soup cooking forum? Imagine if some favelanigger told you this in real life would you even give a fuck?

>>77556744
Probably not but we're all on here to talk shit to each other.

>>77556668
Baseball is already popular in other parts of the world, and a good indication that is also played on high level is that 1/4 of all MLB players are foreigners, and that Korea has won more Olympic gold medals than USA, and altough I don't think Baseball players take the Olympics that serious, it is something to be considered.

Basketball is not popular enough in other parts of the world, so I can see NBA being the dominant force from years to come.

And frankly nobody gives a shit about Handegg, >we already have rugby, I wanna see amerilards playing Rugby in a level as high as European countries.

>>77556778
>for years to come
fix'd

>>77554352
Good thread, joão

>>77555186
Because the entire article was retarded and knew nothing about football. It considered the huddle and formation to be "non action" when those are the most important aspects of the game. Shots of the coach are usually when they're about to issue a challenge, and replays are mostly for when a play is disputed.

>>77555186
>shots of the players standing around
>67 minutes

Americas was a mistake.

>>77556933
There's only about 10 minutes of actual action in soccer, the rest of it is botched shots and passing the ball sideways, backwards or to the other team

>>77554457
The US Olympic team is all privately funded with sponsorships.

>>77554484
>Football
>Volleyball
>MMA
>Surf
>Judo

We're not that bad honestly.

ITT: proxies

>>77554595
>>77554621
Wait, all shitposting and baiting aside, are all of you South Americans so devoid of national pride that you measure your self worth only in terms of how much recognition your sporting exports receive in Europe?

Is this self hatred or just the usual Sudaca inferiority complex? Im not even trying to bait you.

>>77557199
What can we do if the European League have more money and influence then ours? We show or "national pride" in the World Cup.
inb4: 7-1

>>77554996
People shower without shampooing?

The butthurt will be unreal win USA wins WC in 2026. God I can't wait.

>>77558266
>2026
>58% of the population is chicano
>everyone hyping the national team
>lose 7-0 to Chile in the ro16

Ke, I also can't wait.

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>>77554352
>american sports top tier physique

>care about only 1 sport
>lose 7-1 in it vs white people
How can monkeys even recover?

You are a Brazilian, literally who cares about you or your 3rd world country

>>77558837
We still have players in every single one major american sports league.

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>>77554585
>Ask 100 Americans if they could name one Brazilian on the planet, and 99 would tell you no.

Attempts to claim victory by citing Amerishart ignorance of the rest of the world. topkek.

>>77558761
>an obese german man is the biggest Baseball idol

Kek.

SEVEN

>>77558870
>Posts an American character from an American show using an American file type on a website created by an American, not to mention using the internet (which was invented by Americans)
Really makes me ponder.

>>77558877
>an African manlet is the biggest soccer idol

>>77558914
At leas he was in shape and could run, kick a ball with strenght and precision and, you know, do athletic things, not waving a bat and running for 10 seconds.

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>>77558909
>Proves my point by getting moist over all things Amerishart. topperkek.

>>77559014
It doesn't prove anything besides your own irrelevance.

>>77558909
By your logic amerisharts should never shit on euros, all the science you have came from them.
Also
>he takes credit for something he is not slightly related

>>77559045
I don't go on bongchan and shit on bongs with Mary Popping gifs or whatever. Because I don't have to.

>>he takes credit for something he is not slightly related
Oh you mean like you and the rest of the sudas and yuropoors are doing right now?

UNA

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4chan is for anime

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post elite Amerifat athletes

>>77554352
>don't talk about olympics
>only countries that consistently win medals even care about that shit

>>77554457
>our athletes win olympic medals
No they don't

>>77560108
>>77560138
>>77560178
Post elite French athl-

nvm there are none

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Is there anything more american than Big Black Man? I don't think so.

>>77560236
pls stop posting my fathers

>>77554352
No anon, the rest of the world is lucky we don't care about divegrass

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>>77560292
>>77554352
Forgot pic

>>77560278
Crap, posted an average association football player by error

>>77560227
>>77560313
>having pictures of bears on your pc ready to go
>having pictures of twinks on your pc ready to go
So your gay, right?

Lmao nice

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>>77560108
>>77560138
>>77560178
>>77560236
You jelly?

>>77560343
>French
I think that goes without saying

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>>77554352
Last I checked the rest of the world cares about boxing more than US does but we're the best
Other countries care about golf, where's Tiger from again?

>>77554524
driving of any kind isn't a sport

>>77560429
Only Mexico cares more but they also have the titles to back it up. Britain would be third but the eternal losers strike again.

>>77560429
Dont forget Jack Nicholson

>>77558909
top kek

>>77560539
it's Jack Nicklaus, broseph

>>77554352
Our niggers are bigger and stronger than yours and the rest of the world's, we also have a lot of them. Sucks to suck

>>77554352
we've got a century of experience over everyone in football, a century and a half in baseball, and i couldn't care less about basketball.

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El gringo cornudo.

>>77560343
Just typed "baseball player" in jewgle

>>77560585
But it doesnt sucks for you to suck them negros dry, amerilard.

>>77561324
>Bra7il talking to anyone about sucking negro cock
Pretty funny.

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>>77560236
Didn't you get a ton of slave negros too? Even more than us

>>77554352

lmfao shit brazilian watching his divegrass. GTFO faggot.

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>>77558870
>another country doesn't know or care about American sports (despite obsessively consuming our products, music, film, etc.)
>"irrelevant"
>Americans don't know or care about another country's sports (who also has virtually nothing else to offer to the world)
>"ignorance"
This kind of logic is the result of hundreds of years of inbreeding. Honestly it's not even entertaining arguing with non-Americans by how lazy and retarded their arguments are. You seriously have no idea how much we fucking loathe you on here. Please just do us all a favor kys yourselves.