>He's a real blue-collar guy
>>77553743
He's a gym rat.
>hands in the dirt
For hockey it's
>a real meat and potatoes player
>hardhat lunchpail
>a student of the game
>keeps his nose in his playbook
>110% percent
>intangibles
>it's the intangibles
>coach on the field
>High Motor
>glue guy
>Locker room guy
>bounces didnt go our way
>student of the game
>He just picks them up and puts them down
>He's a former basketball player
>He likes to box out his defenders in the redzone!
>leaves it all on the field
>head in the game
>he does it for free
>whole lotta upside
>great team player
>all heart
>He's a real faggot in the locker room
>high football IQ
>veteran presence
>first one at the facility, last to leave
>real gritty
>you don't know he's there until something goes wrong
>>77553743
>>77553786
>>77553802
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>>77554069
literally never happened
why are amerifats so damn stupid?
>>77554093
you're drunk Maradona. Sleep it off.
>>77554093
>this flag
>knowing what american sports commentators say
>white
Pick one
>>77553743
>You could call holding on every play
>>77554109
>watching amerifat sports
this is a soccer board my friendo
>He's the first to arrive and the last to leave
>They won because they wanted it more
>It's a dream to sign for [X]
>There is no such thing as a small team
>I'm glad that I scored but the team is what it's important
>We have to keep working hard
>Heh, you could say, he almost hit it too well
>>77553743
Dumb Halal Muslim poster.
>>77553757
>>77553860
>>77553869
>>77553883
>>77553907
>>77553938
>>77554003
>>77554027
Dumb frog posters.
>>77553890
Dumb nu-male poster.
>>77553897
>>77553898
>>77554113
>>77553812
>>77553827
>>77553839
Dumb memes posters
>>77553994
Dumb slut poster
>>77553786
>>77553802
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>>77554115
Dumb blank image, green quoting posters
>>77554115
The fact that you used soccer rather than football acts contrary to your claim
>>77554154
>literal autism
>>77554157
I have an australian accent
;)
ah yes the greatest one of all
>the refs lost the game
>>77554162
t. Triggered post-typical
>>77554154
Thanks for the (you) and here's one for yourself
>>77554242
Dumb pintman poster.
I kind of wish someone would program a bot that would just spit out all these dumb announcer cliches at random.
>>77555006
Video games kinda already do. You could probably make an AI that could commentate a game now with prerecorded cliches and it wouldn't be that much different from a real person besides not mentioning current events.