/nfl/ General - Bandwagoners edition

Based Kansas and Missouri repping the GOAT

>>77553479
>3 florida teams
>they still choose brady

Based Minnesota and South Dakota repping the GOAT

>>77553527
>3 teams
>so many jerseys to pick from
>the goat comes out on top
pretty simple to understand.

>>77553479
>that map
>Florida
>Illinois
>Indiana

Jags, Dolphins, Bucs, Bears, and Clots unequivocally BTFO

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>tfw we actually have a chance against the panthers

>>77553600
Also Ohio, Maryland, and Washington. Fuck bangwagoners. At least Michigan is pure (except those faggots in the UP who like the Packers).

>>77553616
Zeke went to Ohio State, so that one can be forgiven.

>>77553572
>>77553494
this.

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>carolina
>buying jerseys for a rookie who hasn't played

>>77553616
People in Ohio buy Zeke jerseys because he's a tOSU star.

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Has there ever been a gayer officially licensed NFL product?

>>77553606
Nah

>i live in a bandwagon state
How delusional do bandwagon cowcuck fans have to be to buy a prescott jersey over a zeke? Very.

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What's our season look like CAR bros?

I'm saying 8-8. Won't be surprised by a 9-7 or 7-9 though

>>77553600
So long as Illinois doesn't go Rodgers then all is good.

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>It was 28 to 9

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>>77553479
Not mad at my state desu

>>77553725
Nice catch, anon. Bill and Tom chilling and joking about the madness of it all in that moment is priceless. Everything about it.

>>77553682
>>77553658
If he was drafted by the Jets I doubt his jersey would be as popular

>>77553834
It would. Nobody gave a shit about the Cowboys in Ohio before he got drafted.

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>>77553725

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>your team
>season MVP prediction
>SB prediction
>what you are currently listening to

Titans
Mariota
Raiders > Cardinals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Uizb8feoVg

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Can the Jets run the table and go winless or will they Jets it up and win a game or two?

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>>77553849
Pats
Brady, maybe Gronk if he stays healthy
Pats over Packers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0ZkhlJUQAM

>>77553849
Buckeyes
Zeke
Cowboys > Raiders
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElbViA41_L4

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>>77553849
Loins
The NFC Flavor-of-the-month QB who makes it to the Owl
Raiders > NFC Meme Team
https://youtu.be/rBSYajkNPlY

>>77553865
>Pats Packers owl

Please stop, this is a very stale meme.

>>77553865
that music sounds like literal farting

>>77553606

>Panthers defense is loaded

lol no you won't

>>77553849
vikings
BREEZUS
Steelers>GB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfuVF8bxAag

>>77553708

13-3 and at least NFC Championship Game appearance

Offense and defense are both too stacked with talent not to bounce back and it's an alternate year

>>77553888
well, the Cowboys are allergic to winning in the playoffs
Seattle lacks roster depth
Atlanta lost its OC

Puckers are a safe but bland choice

like the Stoolers in the AFC but their habitually inability to beat New England makes them less attractive as a pick

>>77553912
>it's another "Brees throws for 4,700+ yards and goes 9-7" episode

It's a valiant performance every year, but it's not MVP worthy

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>>77553849
>Buccaneers of Tampa Bay
>Mike Evans
>Patriots vs NFC placeholder
>The fan in my room

>>77553849

Toxins
Rodgers
Patriots > Seahawks 2: Electric Boogaloo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xElp-lYnyE

>>77553840
false, cowboys are like the third most popular team here behind the steelers and browns

>>77553929
Puckers are choke artists in the playoffs too. I see them reaching the Conference championship and getting BTFO by the new NFC meme team.

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Raiders

>>77553947
>steelers
>"here"
Appalachian hillbilly spotted.

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>>77553947
>stoolers more popular than Bungles

That's bullshit but I believe it

>>77553934
>>77553849
I thought you meant MVP for our team.

The season MVP will be Derek Carr

>>77553931
yeah and the giants had a shitty year and went on to beat the fucking undefeated pats in the owl

anything can happen bruh. as a vikings fan I still hold a grudge against the saints aka gregg williams
but goddamn can brees sling the fucking ball. dude deserves another shot at the owl. or if not that just let him have MVP one year. its not like he wont earn it.
>the sad thing is we are all so ho hum who cares about breezus just doing it year in year out that we've become desensitized to it
in the next 4 years all of the good QBs will be gone except for rodgers, stafford, flacco and ryan.

>>77553978
>I still hold a grudge against the saints aka gregg williams
>tfw I supported them because bounties are cool

>Tom Savage went 9/11 for 69 yards

>>77553993
eh I dont got a problem with a dude getting 500$ or 2000$ for laying the wood on someone.
good motivation and all. everyone did it. whatever.

but paying people to knock dudes out of the game? nah fuck that noise.
and yes Im aware that it happens at every level of football from high school to the pro's.

>>77553978
Don't get me wrong, I love Brees. The guy is a living legend. But his defense just isn't good enough to overcome that 8-8 or 9-7 hump. I'd feel bad for him never making another owl, but he's a first-ballot HOFer with a ring, so he's got his life figured out.

>>77553694
Found something to buy for mo'Lester

>>77554007
Well technically it had to be with a legal hit and the players had to pay back to the kitty if they got penalized. So nothing wrong with that.

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>>77554005
Savage is a 13 year-old, confirmed

>>77554039
Bruh he really passed for 69 yards that's the sex number lol

>>77553951
yeah but Aaron has overcome McCarthyball for at least post season. granted its been awhile since they won the owl. I guess I just tend to be more conservative with my predictions and I'm just not high on Seattle.

>>77553708
11-5 minimum. Offense and defense are way too stacked to have anything less

>>77554061
>Pre-season

>>77554012
I honestly believe he'd be almost as successful as Brady if he played for a great organization and not that shitheap. 3 rings minimum.

>>77553951
so were the falcons, plus can you really be playoff chokers when the current qb/coach combo already won a bowl? bound to happen at the rate they are going

>>77553849
>Chiefs
>David Johnson
>Chiefs over Falcons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTvbgA53thc

>>77553961
>bungles
>popular

I would be surprised if they cracked the top 15

>>77554074
>KC Chiefs
>winning a playoff game not against HOU
pick one

>>77554074
>Chiefs
>Superbowl
Why are you niggers so delusional every year

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What is Cutler's facial expression trying to convey?

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Its never too early to talk out of your ass

Am I fucked up in wanting Cutler to do well enough to get them to the owl and everyone forgets about Ryan then when everyone is celebrating you just see Cutler there bored out of his mind and just wants to leave but they force him to stay to hold the trophy

>>77554121
That's literally the same facial expression he has had since he joined the NFL

>>77554133
Tannehil was like 19 TDs 12 INTs last year

not a high bar for Jay to clear

>>77554128
>Legit
Chiefs
>Shit
Everyone else

>>77554133
Same.
I want nothing more than to see Cutler have the best season of his career so all the Kaepfaggots get put in their place.

>>77553849
Failcons
Rodgers
Xehawks v Raiders
Ballers the show

>>77554142
>kicks FG
cheifs eliminated

>It's a Derek Anderson has a literally perfect passer rating while Scam has literally the worst one you could possibly get episode

You guys have the GOAT RB now, you don't need to start that 2in1 QB/RB bargain bin guy behind center anymore

>>77554121
>These are the idiots that are going to drop the ball countless times and I'm going to be the one to get the blame.

>>77554161

The offensive line not sucking/being dead probably helped Anderson out a lot

>>77554156
This is Smeth's last chance, sadly. He doesn't win anything big he's on the chopping block.

dumb question

what's more impoortant in handegg, the qb or the wr?

>>77554200
QB.

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>>77554128

>>77554200
QB overall but WRs sometimes are a necessity for QBs to pad stats.

>>77554200
QB > gloves > WR

>>77554207
>>77554216
>>77554222
why I hear OJ was one of the GOAT and the best at his time? wasn't he a receiver?

>>77554243
he was a running back

>>77553849
Patriots
Tom Brady
Patriots > Packers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO3BVyZXQwg

>>77554243
He played running back and there were better running backs than him like Barry Sanders and potentially Adrian Peterson.

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>>77554128

>>77553479
this pic is proof why nfl fanbases should not be viewed as 'by state'

>>77554243
when OJ played (the 70s) RBs were the majority of a team's offense

it has changed very much since then

>>77554267
More like Lynch is a giant meme that only swagfags and hypebeasts peddle on and Commiefornians are willing to buy more.

>>77553479
>Harrison Smith
I had not heard that name even once in my life
Looked it up and it's a white safety. That's Minnesota all right

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>>77553849
Packers~
Aaron Rodgers~
Packers > Patriots~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3syQ_4mdoTE

>>77554333
hi erin

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>>77554337
hey bby grl ;3

>>77554354
I'm not a girl, I thought you knew that by now

>>77554315
Same and he was on top 100 this year too. Had no clue

Give me 1 (one) reason why the patriots won't win the Super Bowl

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>>77554365
>implying
boys make the best girls

>>77554385
my digits

>>77554391
>my digits
>391
the number of points the Packers defense gives up this year?

>>77554385
McAdoo channeling the spirit of Tom Coughlin and getting into Bill's head during Brady vs. Eli: Beyond Thunderdome

>>77554385

Instinct.

I feel like something has to go wrong eventually. I mean, you're coming off of your team's greatest Super Bowl win ever, everyone and their mother joins you in free agency, people are talking about you going undefeated...There's no way there isn't going to be some catch to that.

>>77554385
Playoff trap game

>>77554411
nice quad dubs. so basically 2007 again?

>>77554404
gave up fewer points (like 3 lol) last season despite their number 1 corner barely getting promoted off the practice squad and now being like #4-5

Packers D will do just fine if they dont get hit hard by injury

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>>77554385

>>77554428
6 years and running since last playoff win

JUST

>>77554435
Sounds like he has them right where he wants them then.

>>77554428
lightning doesn't strike 3 times

>>77554416
what playoff team in the AFC could realistically be considered a trap? Chefs? Raiders?

>>77554438
WIN

>>77554333
tits or gtfo

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>>77554444
BABY

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>>77554444
4 4s for CARR
HOLY SHIT

>>77554438
>>77554444
>>77554450
>exactly 6 posts in between each
scriptfag

>>77554460
Actually mobileposting

Someone screencap this!

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>>77554488

>>77554488
>>77554444
>>77554411
>>77554333
>>77554244
>>77554222
>>77554200
>>77554133
>>77554077
>>77554066
>>77553944
>>77553911
>>77553900
>>77553888
>>77553844
>>77553766
>>77553677
>>77553600
ALL
THESE

D I G I T S
I
G
I
T
S

The raiders will dominate this season. This is a fact

>>77554447
>>77554447
nobody like a thirsty cunt mate :p


>>77554488
not everything needs a screencap

I don't even want dubs

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>>77553849

Patriots

Brady(I love you!)...or Gronk if healthy(by grace of sweet Jesus) has his best season.

Patriots over Packers.

Rocky 4 Training montage while drinking a Coors.

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>>77554502

>>77554519
>raiders cap in the middle
You have no excuse to be alive fampai

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>>77554519
>owns merchandise for another team
>wears another mans name on his back
>drinks coors
>thinks Brady/Beli can beat GB with a healthy starting QB despite it literally never happening before

gross

>>77554519
This confuses me

>>77554519
>Raiders and pats gear
kys

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>>77554519
forgot
>is black
>no father
>got molested by BB

c'mon man

>TJ Carrie running with the 1st team and playing great
About time he got more playing time. He's been a stud since day 1. Another late round gem by Reggie.
>tfw mobile posting from my gfs phone so I have no images
:(

>>77554588
Those duba are all you need friend

>>77554610
wubbalubbadubdub

>>77554444
Carr breaking his leg in 4 places confirmed

>>77554610
I just hope conley's shins heal up soon. I wanna see our new and improved backfield. Also I hope borders continues his strong play. If only so I can say borders closed every time he breaks up a pass

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>>77554634

>>77554649
Fuk u

>>77554213
>Ravens legit

>seahawks sign Milhouse

OH SHIT THRILLHOUSE IS IN BOYS

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>>77553479
How bad are we gonna bop the Patriots in the 1st quarter tomorrow? I'm thinking 17-7

>>77554565
He's not me
Fucking idiot

>>77554850
>Jimmy G and Based B playing QB
35-17 win for the pats

>>77554918
>Jalen Ramsey, Aaron Colvin and AJ Bouye playing
17-7 Jags

>>77554918
BASED MEME QB

>people say the Seahawks have the largest bandwagon in the NFL

Patrishits own that title too.

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>be up 25 points in the 3rd quarter
>lose

really ooks my eek

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was julio's father a literal ape?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQJq9nFET5M

This interview makes me smile every time.

>>77553600

Don't forget to laugh at California.

>>77553479
>Illinois
>Brady
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

MY NIGGA
KELVIN BENJY
TRYN TA MAKE
ENDS MEET
AINT NO TELLIN WAT HE DO
FO DA PAPER

>>77555072
Seahawks have steadily lost bandwaggoners since the loss to the Panturds a couple of years ago. People up in the Northwest are back to their negative outlook on everything again.

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>>77554404
>McAdoo channeling the spirit of Tom Coughlin and getting into Bill's head during Brady vs. Eli: Beyond Thunderdome

Kek, nope. When the Giants made the playoffs in 2007, they won the Owl. When they made the playoffs in 2011, they won the Owl. This year? One and fucking done.

Eli's only half the autism magic equation, and I think he may be the lesser half, on top of that. It was always so much to do with Coughlin. Remember, Coughlin is a Parcells disciple just like Belichick. Coughlin understands Belichick at his very core, because he understands Belichick's origins, and that's because they're his origins, too. Coughlin can screw with Belichick and outwit him because he knows where Belichick begins.

Without Coughlin in charge the Giants have no hope of beating New England. I don't think they'll even make the Owl this year despite loading up on talent. Coughlin took all the magic with him when he left. That's why Mara was a moron to fire him, by the way.

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>>77554385
They won't be playing in it because they will have lost to the Raiders.

Picture fucking related

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>when you constipated af from all the codeine abuse
what do bruhs

>>77555148
do cocaine cut w/ baby lax

works for me

>cam has another MVP like season
>panthers rebound and make owl again
>against the goat brady this time
>cam doesn't fuck up this time and wins
How likely?

>>77555148
Drink a lot of coffee and eat a lot of fast food.

>>77555163
if anyone bets you 10000-1, always take it

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After the Raiders, who's the second-most aesthetic team in the NFL?

>>77555226
Bengals

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>>77553849
>Cardinals
>Jameis Winston
>Bucs over Raiders
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rkJ3L5Ce80

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>>77554649
>yfw Carr comes back even stronger and goes SSJG on everyone in his path

They call me Dr. Dubs

>>77555756
Well then call Specialist Singles

>>77555756
Was getting singles part of your plan?

>>77555775
Of courshe!

>>77553849

Bungles
Brody
Patriots > lmao it don matter
Delusional chilishits who think adding more receivers will mean anything when Dalton gets sacked 85 times this season

>>77554519
>Two teams
End your life

A. Fucking. Leaf.

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our fucking year bitches

>>77555933
>nearly had a great set of multiple repeating integers

Better luck next year

>>77555109
>shitcago fans getting cucked
At least there's still the Cubs though, right?

>>77555981
i got dubloes you redard

>>77553479
>Ohio
>Illinois
>Florida
>Having an NFL team but not having one of your players being the top jersey

The cuckold states.

Who should I bandwagon this season? Please no black quarterbacks

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>>77555923
U wot m8?

>>77556044
Washington too, but this was already known

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>>77556073
Based Carr and the Raiders

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It's my turn to set up my work FF league, which site should my league go with this year? We used E!SPN last year because it was the autist of the group's turn to set it up, and there were several weeks when we were locked out of our teams due to server issues.

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>>77553961
TYBB for securing our bowl by taking out the Steelers. I will never forget

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What is this newfound meme that all you youngfolks are getting into about the Raiders being good?

You should probably let them win the division first before you crown them champs. Also a lot of their wins last year were close comeback wins.

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>>77553479
>still rock my Vinatieri Jersey

Is that hipster?

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>>77555933
wew lad

>>77556385
Nah, it's called being poor.

>>77556385
Nah, it's called being a try way too hard.

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>>77556395
>milk comes in bags
Every time

>>77553479
>all the shitty states like New Mexico and Alabama and Florida get Brady Jerseys

kek, that explains a lot

>>77553682
>t
kys

>>77554458
This picture is pure cringe, holy kek.

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dat AFCBest, are you even trying rest of NFL

Are the Packers good this year?

>Chiefs
>Tyreek Hill (Also gets superbowl MVP)
>Chiefs over falcons.

>>77556702
Still less cringe than replying.

>>77553479
I go to school out in illinois and it's actually surprising how many patriots fans are out there.

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All I want is a playoff win

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2018 superbowl MVP.

>>77556783
>chefs
>super bowl

Keep dreaming, kiddo.

>>77553849
>Browns
>Tom Brady
>Pats over whichever NFC meme team makes the owl
>Blondie - Heart of Glass

>>77556791
>The work Tyreek Hill did as a punt returner in 2016's season
>impyling he won't be one of the best WR in the league

>>77555082
like a black Daisy Ridley

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Which team will surprise everyone the most (in a good way)? which team will fall the hardest?

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>>77556783
>chefs
>super bowl
>winning

bizarro world

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>>77556856
Yeah, a world where Tai actually managed to get together with Sora

>>77556877
why do you hurt me

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>>77556608
>SO THE CAT IN THE HAT WAS A GOOD GUY AFTER ALL!

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>>77553479
Further proof that we are a Texans state

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I've never in my life been so excited to watch a preseason game. Only 9 and a half hours to go.

>>77556842
Imagine their awful kids? All gums and broad shoulders.

>>77556954
The Patriots are America's team, every state is a Patriots state.

>>77556608
>communications degree


it wasn't a very complicated book to be sure

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>>77556957
I thought Nihon hates Dorphins?!

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>>77556966
It was, it was all about the law codes involving sexual assault and character assassination.

>PEY PEY A GUD BOY! HE DINDU NUFFIN! THAT TRAINER AXED FOR IT!

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>>77556724
>Raiders have the easiest schedule in their division
>Raiders have the makings of a ridiculously strong offense
>Khalil Mack exists on an opportunistic abeit otherwise lacking defense

Can't wait for that home playoff game tbqh

>>77556358
/nfl/, imagine being such a cuck you'd rather see one of the other teams players injured for a week than have your team win their first playoff game in a quarter century. This is the existence of a bungles fan.

>literally named Dakota
>neither Dakotas want your jersey

is Dak a bust?

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Leave Green Bay to me

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>>77553849
Lions
Stafford
Lions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXYiU_JCYtU

>>77553479
You realize Zeke played for tOSU, right? A lot of people I personally know hate the Cowgirls but want to see him do well

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>>77556774
Don't worry, the wildcard is ours this year.

>>77557111
Trips confirm

>>77556957
Are they going to split QB duties between Cutler and Moore?

Is McCaffrey /ourguy/?

>>77554243
Jim Brown is better

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What are you guys making for dinner tonight?
Eagles fan, I'm making kielbasa and beer cheese sandwiches to honor this Lambeau masterpiece.

>>77557204
as an eagles fan im ordering something a little more edible

>>77557204
Eagles fan as well. I'm making pasta with Italian sausage

>>77557204
Seattle fan here, I'm making some avocado toast and kale chips for my wife and her son.

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>Moss to Green Bay for Aaron Rodgers

Is there a bigger "what-if" in NFL history?

>>77557164
Cutler said he didn't want to play the first game but it wasn't off the table yet.

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>>77557204
Charcuterie with some local and imported meats and cheeses with some fresh summer corn on the cob and tomatoes. Got some Allagash Tripel and Sam Summer Ale to wash it down.

>>77557257
>ends Farve's career 3 years earlier by being a lazy nigger

>>77557111
>stripper name

I bet he wishes his Mom named him Barkevious

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>>77557204
Rice is my go to football food.

>>77557318
Do you throw a fried egg on top or some nice togarashi or smoked paprika?

>>77557318
filthy weeb

AHHH LOOKY LOOKY
TRUBISKY BISKY

AHHH LOOKY LOOKY
TRUBISKY BISKY

AHHH LOOKY LOOKY
TRUBISKY BISKY

AHHH LOOKY LOOKY
TRUBISKY BISKY


AHHH LOOKY LOOKY
TRUBISKY BISKY

FINGERLICKIN FINGERLICKIN FINGERLICKIN

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

>>77557340
You've obviously never had a perfect bowl of rice.

>>77557204
Eagles fan here, as well, I'm also making kielbasa but it is being stuffed up my ass during halftime
This too being a traditional Lambeau ritual

>>77557330
>he wants to change the flavor of rice

Maybe a tiny bit of rice vinegar, but it's it.

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>>77554128

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>>77557204

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>Dak's endorsement deals consist of: Beats by Dre headphones, Adidas, Champs, Campbell's Chunky Soup, New Era, DirecTV, Pepsi, Tostitos, and a private jet company

Considering he's being paid 4th round money, I wonder how many times higher his off-the-field earnings are to his actual salary.

>>77557442
>Campbell's Chunky Soup

Uh-oh.

>>77557459
?

>>77557501
Look back at the fine list of endorsers of that shit product.

>>77557501
mcnabbtrophycase.jpg

>>77557442
Wouldn't at all be surprised to see Dak take a discount deal like Brady when his rookie contract is up so the Cowboys can also resign Zeke.

He likes football more than he likes money, and he'll make bank off of endorsements as QB of the Cowboys.

>>77557608
>He likes football more than he likes money
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah no

>>77557649
Dak doesn't live very lavishly despite having enough money to do so (Estimated net worth of 8+ million). He enjoys typical Mississippi stuff like fishing and driving trucks.

Also it seems like he enjoys fame more than fortune anyway.

Dak is a great role model desu. My wife's son really looks up to him. Makes me proud to be a Cowboys fan

>>77557608
lmao

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superbowl match when

>>77557608
>>77557682
He's been in the league 1 year. He barely knows what money is yet. Give him 4 years of seeing Zeke, Dez and others flashing money big money and we'll see what he takes.

Cowboys could sign him and Zeke though, it's Jerry's job to figure out the salary cap and it'll probably be around 190 at that point.

>>77557740
tonight, when you fall asleep

>>77557682
Why take care of your family for generations when you could go muddin and catch crappie?

>>77557740
>Cowboys can't win a post season game
>Raiders can't even beat the Chiefs, much less the Pats.

Never

>>77557760
correction we can't beat green bay in the postseason

EVER

>>77557402
>bungles

>>77557782
but they beat them a few times in the 90s

>>77557818
>m-m-muh 90's!
The anguished cry of cowboy fans everywhere.

what type of people become cheerleaders in usa?

>>77557818
1990 was 27 years ago

>>77557818
>>77557834
if we cant beat them now then who fuckin cares

>>77557747
You're misunderstanding what how much of a discount I actually mean.

He will be paid more than Zeke or Dez no matter what because he's a QB. But instead of taking let's say a $30 million a year which is probably what the average going for a top 10 QB would be once his contract is up, he may take $23 million a year deal.

The lions are gonna be 11-5 this year right?

>>77557930
5-11

>>77557257
SF almost traded steve young to the LA Raiders back in the 90s

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>>77557935

>>77557402
>Filthy
>Bungles
>Tardinals
>Tits

>Bucs not legit
>Lions not legit
>Panthers not legit

Shit image. Shit brain.

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>>77557930
7-9 to 11-5 is our range. 6-10 is our floor and 12-4 is our ceiling.

>>77553677
one of my friends bought a pats tebow jersey when he was on the team for like 2 weeks

>>77557276
>Farve passing to Moss
>Rodgers passing to Megatron (because they would draft him instead of Russell)

These would put Montana-Rice to shame.

>>77557782
It's particularly annoying because it's not like Romo or Dak could have played much better than they did in both those losses. Both were great.

Aaron Rodgers just keeps dicking the Cowboys defense only to have his defense get dicked in the next round.

>>77557204
idk, i'm trying to think of an appropriate meal that would go with watching Wentz tease us for 5 minutes then watching Matt McGloin shit up the field for the rest of the time.

>>77553888
fucking brandon bostick

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>>77557987
Mmmmm time for another glass

>>77558048
They also picked a Punter in the first round, but he became a HOFer.

The Raiders are weird.

>>77558048
whew

>>77555072
is it really a bandwagon if they have been good for 17 years?

>>77558048
Delete this

>>77555756
DOCTOR DUBS DOT COM

Who wins the NFC East /sp/?

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Just a friendly reminder that the Cardinals are taking the NFC West championship this year. Xecucks are kidding themselves.

>>77556608
can someone shoop a book where all the words are omaha

>>77556839
>devin hester was going to be the best wr in the league in 2007

>>77558113
anyone but the cowboys, NFCE cannot into repeat champions

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>>77558113

>>77556839
>being sanic fast = elite WR

>Az-Zahir Hakeem
>Ted Ginn
>Darrius Heyward-Bey
>Marquise Goodwin
>Jacoby Ford
>Devin Hester

Why do people still fall for this meme?

>>77557239
kek

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John Elway is breddy gud at drafting offensive players

>>77558232
This, I feel like sometimes Ginn greases his hands rather than wearing gloves

>>77558016
Green Bay is just a really shitty matchup for the Cowboys. They thrive off of forcing other teams to abandon the running game and get in a shootout with them, but that's literally what GB does every game anyway, so our mediocre pass rush doesn't get any sort of boost like it would vs most other teams after making them one-dimensional.

Cowboys probably would have beat the Falcons because they're clearly a bunch of chokers, and the Cowboys had never once the entire year been in a situation late in the game where they were too far behind to win.

>#Rams Trumaine Johnson on taking off helmet in fight with #Chargers Dontrelle Inman: "I'm from Stockton. So some Stockton came out of me"

>>77558283
Fucking stockton

That's like Bakersfield lite

>>77558243
>michael schofield

dude was a 5'9 bank robber covered in tattoos he should have known better

Is trubisky playing tonight?

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>Earl Thomas is reportedly back to full speed

Yes. Yes. Yes. No one will be able to stop us.

>>77558553
Until he gets injured again.

>>77558243
I feel like Elway is one of the most overrated GMs in the NFL

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>>77555736
>yfw bosa explodes Carr's knee

>>77558283
>come back to LA
>immediately start getting cucked and bullied by the new team in town
>Rasm

>>77558667
Here's Keenan Allen tackling a Ram's player.

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Tonight in the beginning of a new era for the Cleveland Browns

:')

>bombstonians still believes their fans are only local guys and underdogs