DODGERS @ D-BACKS

>not kershaw pitching
Good, maybe we won't see a game with 8 runs given by balks

BLUE
1. Chris Taylor (R) LF
2. Corey Seager (L) SS
3. Justin Turner (R) 3B
4. Cody Bellinger (L) 1B
5. Yasmani Grandal (S) C
6. Chase Utley (L) 2B
7. Joc Pederson (L) CF
8. Yasiel Puig (R) RF
9. Alex Wood (R) P
RED
1. David Peralta (L) LF
2. Adam Rosales (R) 2B
3. A.J. Pollock (R) CF
4. Paul Goldschmidt (R) 1B
5. J.D. Martinez (R) RF
6. Ketel Marte (S) SS
7. Jake Lamb (L) 3B
8. Jeff Mathis (R) C
9. Zack Greinke (R) P

Is this game like the WS for DBacks fans?

Remember when the dumbass DBacks traded Dansby Swanson for Shelby Miller?

>>77552234
it's DBags, and yes.

Doyers fans still salty about last night I see

FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS

BELLINGER!!!! GOAT!!!

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>ROOKIE SENSATION

>>77552314
Why would we be? We're 79-33 and WS favorites

Why did I put money on Greinke?

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Belli goat

>in arizona
>more doyer fans than dbag fans

say what you will about doyer fans but dbag fans are shit tier fans.

>crowd erupts for Wood's fly out

fucking lol, phoenix

Grienke is fucking shook

Why is Greinke so shook? It's just one dinger

Is it true that Greinke used to get into it with Puig?

>Puig thrown out stealing second

lol

>>77552817
That really was an awful slide

Why are the Dodgers so dominant this season? Are they really this much better than every other team?

What the fuck is up with the Dodgers acting gay? This is starting to piss me off because they are supposed to be the best team but aren't acting like it.

>dfags ace on the mound
>Only a sea of blue to be seen at chase
SAD!

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>>77553001

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>corey's brother

>>77553052
And a majority of it isn't even active payroll
Science and scouting

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is the magic over?

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>>77553096
>throwing money at a franchise is science

>>77553052
>Like half of that comes off the books after this season

Bye Carl Crawford. Hope you're enjoying being paid not to play baseball.

Bye, last of Matt Kemp's MVP year contract

Ethier's last big contract year too. hope Ethier stays on but takes the vet minimum like Utley.

>>77553150
Wouldn't the Dodgers price per win be lowest since its divided over 115 wins?

>Wood Exposed

Fuck.

Goldsmith is back to killing us I see

>>77552800
>In 2014, during the Dodgers’ annual trip to Chicago, the team bus stopped downtown to allow rookies undergoing hazing to walk into a pizza place…When the bus was ready to leave, Puig was outside, looking for his luggage inside of the bay underneath the bus. After Puig ignored multiple requests to close the luggage bay, Greinke hopped off the bus, grabbed the suitcase in front of Puig and chucked it onto Michigan Avenue. Puig stepped toward Greinke and was restrained by reliever J.P. Howell.

I hate to use the whole "Puig had just come over from Cuba and didn't understand the entire baseball culture here" but it really does apply here. And Greinke has a legit social disorder.

>Dodgers showing they can't beat good teams

Fucking hell this is when you start panicking.

>>77553171
If they had the same payroll as every team, yes. But they pay so much more overall that the cost for each win is greater.

>>77553192
he's autistic

How do I get Goldschmidt forearms??

>>77553198

So what you're saying is too stupid to remember how many over .500 teams the Dodgers whooped prior this season?

>>77553198
Literally nobody is panicking but you

>>77553192
Fucking kek what a great combination. Autismo vs foreign player that hasn't learned the unwritten rules yet.

>>77553207
>>77553237
Yeah, so it's not that they necessarily hate each other. They're just so far apart socially shit like that is bound to happen.

>>77553213
>>77553236

>Can't beat teams in their own division

The dodgers are spiraling downwards and it doesn't look like it's going to end soon.

lol is being tied with the Dodgers in the 5th of a regular season game the equivalent of winning the WS?

>>77553263
>>Can't beat teams in their own division

this is bait but here's your (you)

last series with the dbags and rookies, the dodgers swept them both.

>Joc

please stop

>>77553273
Hey man it's fucking hot here we don't have much to be happy about right now.

Just call up Verdugo already fuck

>line drives right at guys
christ, it's the 2015 dodgers all over again

>Be Joc
>Be in lineup

>Be A-Gon
>Come back

>Be Joc
>Be on bench

An MLB network commentator just referred to Greinke as a "baseball savant." What did they mean by this?

>>77553392
he can tell you his FIP

>>77553392
That's a nice way to say he has Aspergers

>zach grunty

Phew, got away with one there.

They just fucked Zachary over.

Really good pitch right there

>it's a "bullpen blows a quality start" episode

I think the autism got to Puig

>beat LA chants

WOOOOO
Martinez coming in clutch again

it's gonna be a SPECIAL night

Trade wood.

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STINKY
SMELLY
BEANER

Why did Lamb swing at the first pitch?

>a fucking hit
finally

>>77553699
I love that this can be applied to both of these teams

Belli gets on base
>Grandal
>Utley
>Joc
Why even try?

>joc

fuck..

ok but joc is still trash

JOC DOUBLE
WEW LADS

>JOC IS PRODUCTIVE

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!

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>RISP

>Joc gets a hit off Greinke
>Who had previously told Joc he was an "easy out."

greinke getting BTFO

THANK YOU BASED PUIG

>BASED PUIG

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>>77553776
FUCKING CALLED IT

Puig is literally a nigger

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TYBP

>Greinke surrenders the lead

>To the guy he told was an easy out and the guy he spergs out on

>>77553209
ask for "magical juice" from any personal trainer

sure got quiet. You okay sneks?

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Is anyone strangely attracted to the arco hula girl?

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>>77553887

Fields looking elite again.

>>77553889
Judy Greer has a sexy voice, shame about her actual appearance.

This Bradley guy is the one who gets visibly upset when Dodger fans cheer? Lmao

>>77553918
she's not that bad. if she said "anon, fuck me right here, right now" i wouldn't say no.

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somebody please remind me of who this nigga is and what his career highlights are, thank you^^

>>77553939
>"This is Chase Field. This is where the Diamondbacks play,"
-Archie Bradley

Looks like the sneks have a date with Jansen to look forward to

is Joc elite?

>>77554060
he appears that way sometimes, but then he goes on horrible month long slumps

dubs for grand slam

>>77553989
WTF ARE YOU DOING NIGGER

>>77554085
farmer's moment in the sun is over

>>77554090
Woops inadvertent (You)

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this team is SPECIAL

Here we go lads last chance

>butterfingers martinez

Is Greinke the unluckiest pitcher ever?
>stuck on roylels and brewers for bulk of career
>have greatest single season since Maddux, but don't win Cy Young because some Cub who only did for the 2nd half of the season what you did for the full thing got it out of pity for being a Cub (then they win it all next year so the pity card is thrown out the window)
>have 11 game stretch where you give up three (3) total runs, go 1-1 with 9 no decisions
>leave team to go to another who just dominated free agency and looked to compete, then literally none of the dozen pickups panned out (including you)
>next year they turn it around but it's all meaningless because the team you left last year are going 162-0

Why is it always Lamb at the bottom of the 9th? Every game

80 wins!!

gg dbags, see YU tomorrow.

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>first team to 80 wins
wew lads

Welp gg doyers should be a good rubber game tomorrow

ded sneks