OFFICIAL TEXANS vs PANTHERS GAME THREAD #1

D Wat will throw 4 touchdowns

What channel is it on?

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Who /dem boyz/ here?

Here's hoping the Texans drafted a good QB.

>>77549831

worst city in texas plz go

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>>77549755
A reminder that we're a Texans state and the North Carolina Panthers can fuck off

>>77549837
Dallas =/= Austin

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He's back lads

>cam not playing
Bitch

>WWIII about to start

This could be the last Texans game ever

>>77549858

Houston > San Antonio > Austin > Corpus Christi > Fort Worth > El Paso > Arlington > Plano > Laredo > Lubbock > Irving > Garland > Amarillo >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dallas

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>>77549850
>admitting to being communist traitors

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O7 fellow afc southers

>>77549906
Who am I betraying?

>>77549911

So is that banner still up or was Irsay sober enough for 5 minutes to have it taken down?

>>77549922
>South Carolina is a Texans State
Betraying your state team

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usually only watch sawker. all the whitebois at work were talkin about this all day.

not sure if i want to get cucked into watching a buncha commercials.

is this like a friendly? wtf.

>>77549945
Pretty much.

>>77549938
I'm pretty sure that the Panthers play up there in Yankee Carolina
They do not represent this state one bit

>>77549945
>friendly
no they're not friends

>>77549964
>He doesnt know they started out in South Carolina and still train there

>>77549964
As the owner says, they represent both Carolinas

>>77549929
Probably still up

>dealing with a bulging dick

McAfree playing tonight?

>>77549997
Unzip that dick bro

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>BULGING DICK

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>>77549997
>Jane will never deal with your bulging dick

>>77549978
>>77549982
A couple of weeks at a private college does not mean that they represent this state
Every been to their training camp
It's nothing but YC fags
Which is weird since most Yankee Carolinians are Steelers fans

dubs and maymay watt suffers another season ending injury tonight

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>Moved to Tennessee for work

I miss North Carolina.

>>77550052
Dubs and your mum dies in her sleep tonight

>>77549809
nfl network

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>>77550011
quadruple doubles for a bulging dick

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>>77550066

>>77550066
thank god i hate my mom

>>77549997
I thought I was the only one that heard that

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>>77550066

last 2 digits of this post are how many points the texans beat the punthers by

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>>77549755
WE GOT FOOTBALL BOYS!
I didn't think I'd make it. Thanks for getting me through, anons.

>>77549997
She was thinking about smiths bbc

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>>77550066
just need another set for dad

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I'm excited boys

>>77549809
Preseason games only air locally but NFL Network will have some of them

Why are we playing starters

>texans offense

wew

>>77550193
>walking upstairs to take a shit
>taking a shit in your room

>>77550193
looks comfy

yup. that looks like the toxins offnse i remember.

>>77550123
About a preseason game? Don't be, they're not an indicator of how the season will go

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>>77550193
>that toilet placement

>>77550218

>what is air freshener

How's it going so far?

>>77550227
it's football idiot it's just exciting that there's football

fucking skeletor with the bounce.

Holy shit, toxins O-line is crappier than last year.

>>77550193
location?

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I hold no stake in this game whatsoever, I'm just excited for football.

>le white RB for 2 yards

>first nfl carry
>mcaffery gets two (2) yards

BUST
U
S
T

>>77550193
not enough piss bottles, empty pizza boxes and vidja collectibles for my taste

LMAO that white boi get stuffed

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>>77549831

dem boy here

>>77550247
yeh it's a fuckih travesty

>DA
>KB

Jesus Christ, just say their fucking names and quit using their initials like you're best friends with the players. Fucking amateur NFL Network announcers...

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>>77550238
sort yourself out my man

I wanna see Watson get crushed

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>>77550254
AYYYYYYY LMAOOOOOOOO

>Anderson
>60 td 60 int

>>77550193
It's got the throne at a good height, so you can look down on the peasants while you sit upon it.

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>>77549858

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Who else /has no stake but wants Carolina to lose/ here?

>>77550267
Looking forward to going one and done again?

DOINK

Anyone got a stream?

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>>77550284

just rooting for Texas despite being Cowboys fan

Does Gano make it out of camp?

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>>77550284
Here

>>77549755
>Christian Mcaffery tears his ACL in the first quarter

Wouldn't surprise me DESU

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>>77550286

>>77550296
/r/ nflstreams

>>77550248

Greensboro

>>77550284
who dat?

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>>77550284
Fuck you too

>WE

>>77550281
ebin.

>>77550326
WUZ

>>77549850
>"I am a cock-guzzling fairy man"
this is what I'm hearing you say

SC forever KEKED

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>>77550254
>>77550277
>>77550284
>>77550307
>>77550319
WHERE ALL MUH /NFCW/ AT

>>77550341
PHARAOHZZ

>>77550341
KANGZ

>>77550310
History has a tendency to repeat itself so don't get mad I'm just stating facts. Over 20 years without a post season win

>>77550341
NIGGERS

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>>77550193

>classes start on monday

I don't want to go back

FUCK DALLAS

>>77550318
DAT BIRD

>this faggot beat out brock

how bad was brock exactly?

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>that 3rd down pass

lol @ not having a franchise cube

>>77550043
brother you have some serious autism to keep this up for 3+ years

>>77550372
So bad he plays for the browns

texans special teams is never getting better. fuckin kil me already.

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POST
YOUR
BEER
HERE

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>>77550375

Savage looks terrible. Now Watson needs to not be shit.

>>77550383
Lone star nigga

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>>77550383

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>>77550383
I'll post muh WEED here instead

>>77550397
Panthers will make the playoffs this year

this nigga is more accurate than scam newton

>>77550391
he's shook as fuck after that first possession his line wasn't protecting shit.

in savage we trust

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>>77550410
OK

>Mike Rucker in the booth

Remember when he got BTFO by Walter Jones in the NFCCG?

>>77550420
Every Qb in the league is

>>77550410
Cam will go full OBJ this season and break lockers

>>77550420
Scam is one of the least accurate qbs in the league so that's not a major feat

>>77550378
I've only done it for about half a season

>>77550420
I am

Benjamin is gonna be a star

and the old man ges rekt

YEEEEEEEE BOIIIIIIIIIIIII KB

>>77550434
would be funny a qb controversy by week 3

Cam out of a job

Nice defense Texas

Can Derek Anderson be our starter pls?

>you just put the ball up in the air and he'll go get it

>>77550483
Nice fifa trophy

>>77550494
autism

le chuck it up to the big guy play

>>77550494
>bulging dick

>>77550494
Kek

>>77550494
Unfortunately the Panthers would get Kaep treatment if they did that. That's why he's still starting

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we webms now

fucking finally

>>77550494

that's almost as cringe as the jag's dance

>>77550554
thx dad

>>77550494
that bitch on the digital kitchen looks fuckable

Butler ded

PANTHER DOWN

Murderball strikes again

RIP BUTLER

haha look at him twitch

>Injured in preseason
wew

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not already.....

>calling plays that get the ball to the receiver behind the line of scrimmage

fucking o'brien

>not even one quarter in and someone is already done for the season

>it's a "lineman gets injured" episode
no thanks I think I watched this one last year

>BUTTler

>>77550614

Are there really people on /sp/ with this little of game knowledge? Good lord.

What's next? "Why didn't the running back run around the people in the middle of the field?"

Should I watch this or play Half-life?

>>77550659
Why don't running backs just run around the middle though?

>>77550676
Why not both?

>>77550676
Both

So will this season the Panthers finally succeed in murdering their own quarterback?

>>77550676
You're not missing anything by not watching preseason. It's just exhibition games for the backups, free agent signings, and draftees to prove they deserve a spot on the roster

>>77550676
Play csgo

>>77550494

>Sir Purr returned a punt in the 96 season

ELITE
L
I
T
E

>>77550700

I don't know why Cam doesn't fucking leave. The rednecks in Charlotte hate him and his team lets him go and take 20 massive hits a game.

>another hold

Fucking Texans

the game seems so slow.

>>77550676
Fig newton isnt even playing

>>77550700

>Signing Matt Kalil to a fuckton of money

Looking good so far

>why cant i hold all these penalties

Texans' O-line looks like pee pee poo poo

>>77550715
They don't want to get injured before the season starts

>>77550709

The kids in Charlotte inner city tho. Also Charlotte's pretty not-white in comparison to a handful of other markets.

>>77550730
So does the panthers defense

Well the panthers still suck

>>77550709
blame Shula

Blue having a great showing so far

>Carolina tackling

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>prevent defense

>>77550753
>>77550758
like pottery

>cam likes that deep throat

>>77550383
Who else /LoseStarAtBDubs/ here

>>77550756
dude was a solid sixth round pick. a pick acquired by trading schaub to the raiders

what the fuck is on cams chin

>Cam's a competitor
>Doesn't dive on a fumble in the Superbowl

>black qbs

Was Hopkins injured on that last drive?

who the fuck is joe webb?

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Is Cam dare I say, elite?

>>77550803
i didnt see it if it happened.

>most td in first 6 seasons
>for a combined zero rings

>>77550780
What do you use to record webms of the screen?

>>77550805
dak will break this record

>>77550806
>Marino and Peypey
Elite choker, maybe

>Sam Mills Football Life documentary

About damn time he gets some recognition

Dude is a hero to anyone who's ever played linebacker at less than six feet tall

>>77550806

Yes.

>>77550830
Marinos the greatest qb of all time, homer scum

>>77550826
>Marino: 0
>Newton: 0
>Manning: 1st in year 9
you have to go back

>>77550805

A man with a playoff start.

>>77550851
>0(zero) rings

>>77550827
open broadcaster software + webm for retards

>>77550805
used to back up Favre

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>they call it the remainder, that's the number that remains
KINO

ASSABLOY ASSABLOY

WATSON IS IN

Watson is elite

>>77550856
i meant in those six years

>all those bandwagon clemson fans cheering

Disgusting

>First play is a sweet Tarkenton roll

Cool.

START WATSON

>>77550864
Worst fucking commercial

>Overthrowing by 3 meters

Is watson, dare I say, elite?

One play and I can already tell he's the second coming of Steve Young with a pinch of John Elway

this kid is already better than assweiler

DAT O V E R T H R O W
LMFAOOOOOO

>>77550896
>meters
In English, Pablo

why is my nfl network showing a football life when i live in ohio

WIDE OPEN TE

UBERTHROWS IT

TOPPEST NIG

>>77550911
It's on fox here

can NO ONE tackle on Toxins special teams? good LORD.

>>77550906
meters

>>77550864
Why is his self portrait white?

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>Eagles a top 10 fantasy defense

NFCE boutta get blasted

>>77550911
>why is a football network showing football programming
lmao

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>>77550896
>>77550897
>>77550899
>>77550900

>>77550911
>living in ohio

I'm so sorry

>>77550898
kek

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>>77550864
>>77550924
>tfw football is back

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>>77550911
'cos you're a flanposter

>>77550928
Tight ends fault. white boy cant jump for nothing

>>77550928
Probably just nerves

Cameraman fell for the fake lol

>>77550916
it's not on fox either, wtf

>>77550947
He made awful throws like that in college too

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>tfw don't own NFLN so just lurking in this thread

i miss bouye

>>77550864
Seriously such a fucking joke. I can't believe that got the green light.

Gotta love preseason flagball

>drafting a meme running back
>drafting a meme running back in the first round

kek

Zeke beat his girl but she honestly had it coming

Did they just die?

>>77550858
Do you write for bleacher report?

>>77550962
I didn't even know I had it nor that the preseason started. I'll watch it for the both of us.

>>77550962
>not watching the stream

>injuring your own player

FUCK PRESEASON GAMES

>>77550981
>Utilizing a receiving back by running him up the middle

and now toxins safety depth thins even more, even though they have no depth to begin with.

>More hurt players
wew

>>77551001
>receiving back

you know all about receiving from the back

>>77550962
>Not having an IPTV

Who here /vikes/?

>>77550962
Isn't it free for a week?

Is JJ an honorary nig?

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>mfw watching this as a neutral fan

McCaffrey doesn't look like anything special

>>77551011
O bb u kno it

>Bersin out
maybe Jerry's bloodboy will finally be cut

>there's a white person starting at NFL running back once more

fuck ya ppl, not ready for these feels

JOE WEEZY E BABY

>>77550962
Its free if youre on comcast

WE PRESIDENT NOW

>McCuckfrey
This ain't Stanford white boi.

>>77551026
He's special for a white guy.

Panthers playcalling is so predictable. Marty ball on offense and Prevent D.

>>77551039
white CB again when?

>>77551021
no

honorary autist

>>77549755
More like Christian McBusty

>>77551015
>queens

>>77551041

wait how do I join this? I didn't know it was free.

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>>77551026
Avg 4.6 ypc

Not bad desu desu

>they unironically signed matt kalil
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

>>77550864
STOP GOVING THAT HORRUD COMMERCIAL ATTENTION

LIKE NAMEFAGS
IGNORE IT UNTIL IT GOES AWAY

theres only one GOAT commercial currently playing
>REALMEALFORFIVEBUX
>REALMEALFORFIVEBUX

>FINGERLICKINFINGERLIVKIN

I'm from the future. Watson wins ROY and McCaffrey hardly sees the field by the end of the season

>>77551104
go to bed

>>77551104
>taking Remmers in return
enjoy your new flag collection sven

Foreman confirmed bust

is it just me or is the texan's special teams kindof bad?

Lol say goodbye to your roster spot buddy

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>>77551104
there should be more irony in football desu
>not running the double wing offense

>>77551129
Anythings better than TJ Clemmings at tackle

eddie pleasant. please end yourself.

Texan's special teams just went full retard

>Toxins
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

>>77551148
Not just you

I know someone that wont make the next cut.

>>77551128
im in bed :3

god i love preseason

Pls post webm of texans fuckup, recording namefag

>>77551170

there's only one cut to 53 men this season

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could have been a lot worse

Who /munchiemashups/ here?

>>77551148
It's a preseason game. A lot of the guys on the field are trying out for the team.

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>work entire life to get into NFL
>fuck around in college, not taking classes seriously
>dumb as rocks but fast and strong and can remember plays
>completely unemployable
>get a shot in the NFL
>Want to impress coaches
>Run into punt returner early
>Cut and never see the field again

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Time to activate Riverboat Ron

>corn elder

>>77551189

>Clay
>Could have been a lot worse

I suppose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbc9f7Z5VZ8

DRAGON

>>77551203
That's my boy Byrd

le dragon

Well I'll be damn

>preseason dragons

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>>77551200

man >our backup dbs are awful

DRAGON ALERT

mfw an accurate joe webb dragon

Is Webb elite?

D R A G O N
R
A
G
O
N

>toxins special teams

are the texans trying to get penalties?

The Texans have a penalty problem

>the Holdston Texholds

>Houston Refsons

The toxins special teams won't stop shitting the bed

>>77551248
But the team that collects the most flags wins the game, right?

>Watson

What the fuck was that?

Another great throw by Watson

>the absolute state of watson

watson stares down his targets so fucking hard

Deshaun who?

>other team got a penalty
We did it ! Texans confirmed OWL

Punchline is Watson was blind all the while

>hmm the refs are nearly as flag-happy as they were in the previous few preseasons
>Houston: "hold my water bottle pham"

watson is wishing the browns drafted him right now

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>mfw Deshaun Watson is the next Alex Smith

>Debust Watson

>NIGGER QBS

BUAHAJJAJAHAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAHAAJAHHAHAHAHAHAH

texans 4-12 confirmed

>first good throw from watson
>ball fucking fumbled

>Watson completion
>receiver fumbles ball
wew

>>77551203
literally happens a couple times every year. I really don't understand

>signals the receiver to go deep
>still overthrows

Topkek

John Gruden is pulling his hair out watching Webb "hold" that football

>>77551248
If you lose but have a lot of flags, you can always blame the refs

lole that throw

>>77551330
That only works if you're the Lions

>>77551330
This. O'Brian is playing 4D chess to save his head coach job.

>>77551310
That's why some coachs force their players to give the ball to the ref as soon as possible after a TD

>>77551349
OR raiders

Does JJ Watt still play this sport?