Tanaka V Tepesch
>>77549667
Yankees:
LF Brett Gardner
DH Chase Headley
RF Aaron Judge
SS Didi Gregorius
C Gary Sanchez
3B Todd Frazier
CF Jacoby Ellsbury
1B Garrett Cooper
2B Ronald Torreyes
Blue Jays:
Bautista
Donaldson
Smoak
Pearce
Pillar
Aoki
Barney
Goins
Lopez
>minor league journey man with a 7 era
Seems fit the Yankees will get shut down by him
>>77549685
>headley batting 2nd and dhing
HAS THE BINDER GONE TOO FAR?
>>77549693
>>77549702
Post that Sierra girl
a >rags and t___s castoff? If he sucks and Tanaka keeps the ball down on Jash then its an L, I suppose the opposite could happen but its been one of those seasons
>>77549709
Sierra Skye on instagram
>>77549713
>If he sucks
Stopped reading there. He won't.
>>77549693
yeah, this is a definite win for the jays as tanaka gives up 3 bombs in the game
>>77549702
headley is on fire desu it makes sense
>>77549746
Gritner says otherwise
Fucking retarded ass fans trying to grab that ball.
>>77549766
Canadian baseball is a mistake
>>77549758
>He's in scoring position now
I'm sure this'll only work out well for the Yankees, and they won't mess it up at all.
>>77549773
mr strikeout is at the plate
>>77549782
You mean Mr. Strikeout looking at pitches right down the middle?
>>77549793
no, mr strikeout on pitches down the middle, and mister swing and miss at dirt sliders
>>77549793
Now here comes Mr. Make contact but swing at everything and won't take a pitch
wow...so this is august yankees baseball...incredible
>yankees waste a leadoff double
Woah
fuck this bullshit team. finally get pitching and we don't hit.. we're a fucking joke
>>77549807
I'm glad my super stoned mind is causing this meme thanks :---Ddddd
Wow, I didn't see that coming at all.
>>77549773
stop out-pessimisting us dammit we need fucking prospects ffs
>>77549822
it's like you aren't a new york baseball yankee fan
gibe judge and a couple picks for whatever
before the 3rd inning hits tanaka will give up 2 homeruns
>>77549836
just tired of getting a dick tease. but I will still be here forever. hell, I even made this thread
>autista going yard just behind both foul lines
okay
>>77549829
This team has been an absolute bitch to watch since June. I don't think you'll find a more suicidal fanbase in baseball.
Why does Donaldson throw his bat so much?
tanaka displayed a lil autism
SANCHIZE
that's how you play cf, I don't care that he missed it, the fact he tried for that makes me like Kevin Pillar. Ellsbury wouldn't have even tried
KRANKEN
>>77550026
That wall is higher than it is in Cleveland too. Ellsbury is such a cunt.
>>77549876
ummm no sweetie no team has imploded like the Jays have all season
any other year Pillar gets that, but its not our year
>yankees are hitting all these home runs
wtf is this team doing? Get RISP and fail to drive them home
>back-to-back homers
>Ground out on first pitch right after
wewew
>>77550061
i love how we have a trip dedicated to the bullshit of one player
>>77550129
it's a namefag not a tripfag
thanks for coming ellsbury
>Yankees get 3 hits with no runners on base
>They can't get a hit when a runner reaches base
Really joggin' my noggin right now
Ellsbury can't even get a hot wife
>>77550196
Damn he is getting a handy under the table
AH
OH
KEE
>Tanaka instantly blows the lead
Why am I surprised at this point?
Lol Aoki with Thriller walk up song...
ribby for nori :3
Todd Frazier can have a monster end of the season
Soon enough youll see Ferrarioposting under a leaf flag
you think tanaka will throw at aoki's head for showing him up as a fellow nipponese?
and what the fuck was that shit?? we almost gave up a run
Damn they almost fucked that up
is tanaka a confirmed gold glove pitcher?
Actually surprised the Yankees didn't fuck that up
>>77550362
He doesn't get enough credit for his defense.
>>77550377
Tanaka used to be a catcher.
What do you guys think of the nicknames the Yankee players chose to wear on their backs? Do you think being able to have his name on his back will get Tanaka going?
>>77550411
>not using Ellsbury's proper nickname.
ELITE
didi is elite
>>77550411
>>77550430
We need to get a hold of Gardner and tell him to wear GRITT
>yaks actually thought they would lose this game
>>77550411
>pickles
why is he so good
baseball quiz
Q1: Which shortstop is E L I.T E ?
a) didi
b) anyone else
>>77550411
>Chad Green
>Greeny
>same name as amphetamines in baseball
Lol.
>>77550411
>big mike
lmao sorry he's gonna be a future tampa rays pitcher. we don't know her
>>77550411
>Kyle Seager, Mariners, COREY'S BROTHER
How cucked can you be?
>>77550485
Manny Machado is going to have MR. MIAMI
>>77550472
I didn't even see Pineda, kek he's on DL why bother wasting money on this
>It's a Sanchez strikes out swinging at a breaking ball that was never in the zone episode
>>77550411
>gardner confirmed for zero fun
its like he hates GRIT
>>77550503
we should sign him to like a 3y ~10m kinda deal, so if he harnesses his autism he'll be a steal and if he flames out it won't be a long or pricy commitment
Is it me, or has YES been showing and talking about Cone's perfect game a lot more
>>77550538
you're joking, right? i never wanna see him in a yankeee uni ever again
>>77550558
They just want to remind people that the Yankees actually had good pitching at one point in their history.
>>77550564
ehh he honestly could be solid
catchers interference ? nice umpball
Kay getting existentialist on us
>>77550581
Really makes you think
https://mobile.twitter.com/tabariusthegoat/status/875131503549837312/video/1
>GODAMMNIT
>>77550601
I'm surprised he yelled that in English
>>77550601
I wonder why he didn't curse in Spanish?
Jose Bautista is a total and utter failure, right?
>>77550581
How tall is she? Do you know?
>>77550625
ever since odor punched him something happened to him
>>77550637
6'4"
>>77550637
1.73 apparently, expected a bit more
>>77550599
whats that?
>japanese pitcher to latino catcher with an american pitching coach dealing with two interpreters
wew
>>77550667
3 inches shorter than I..... It could work :D
>>77550677
1 inch taller than me
perfect snu snu ratio
>>77550673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSsSfkaSc7Q
>>77550695
Who is this semen demon?
>>77550717
My sister
>>77550695
Has she done a Zarya cosplay yet? Also, I'm a mestizo, yet again another Mexican I am taller than. Get fucked, manlet
>>77550699
a sensible chuckle
>>77550699
>PIZZA!
>>77550745
No and who cares my dick is bigger.
>>77550771
No it isn't.
>>77550771
I have the biggest dick in this thread, and I'm only 3 inches.
>yankees threads devolving into dickposting
why am I not surprised
>>77550793
What else is there to post about? The game?
>>77550785
>>77550793
I've shown you guys mine. Everyone was impressed.
>Kevin Pillar changes the game
from a W to an L yes he does
>>77550810
>everyone was impressed
Everyone told you to fuck off, my man
>>77550828
That isn't true. I didn't even get banned for doing it. The mods and jannies must have liked it, too.
>not having the worst RISP average in the AL
le game changer man
>>77550778
yes it is
>Gets hit stolen by some literally who shitter.
so hows aaron fudge diing for you guys ogh lmao 0-2 doesn't sound so good lmao. christ carter has less strikeouts than him
is espn okay
DONALDSON DED
>>77550860
6.5" x 5"
THATS OUR SEASON BOYS
>>77550874
Someone call up mike and ask if a negative run has ever been scored
>>77549693
hmmmm those concrete walls are nice
Is Gardner ur boi?
sometimes i wonder why these people get paid so much money
how hard can it be to hit a fucking bat with a ball where none of the people wearing tight gay pants are standing
i could do that shit better than any of these motherfuckers could
>>77550885
6.9" x 5"
but close enough, above average bro
>>77550934
Get in touch with a small college and see if you can join as a walk on.
Baby steps but you'll be on your way to millions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9qwRpfF2i8
Who invited this fat fuck to the game?
How does the conversation between Tanaka and Sanchez go?
>>77551025
PIZZA!
>>77550939
who is this semen demon?
I wish we had Gamel instead of Judge
>>77551025
they prolly have phrases of the type of pitches they wanna throw and just repeat it on the mound
>throw curr ball, si?
>i throw curr bol gary-san
>>77551042
Stefania Ferrario
She's a lesbian
>mfw having the worst season of my career
>tfw contract on my mind
>tfw can barely speak english
>tfw have no idea what my spic teammates are saying to me so I just shake my head yes and hope for the best
FUCK YOU TANAKA
>>77549667
why even have lopez at bat? He's just gonna get out, who cares
>>77551099
see, waht did I fucking tell you? Didn't do shit
>>77551085
no troubu
>>77551065
you better back that up because my heart is not ready for it
>>77551109
>looks like a bull dyke
>not lesbian
the fucking vampire is throwing a 1 hitter and is still fucking up
yankees have 7 hits but only 3 runs
when will the suffering end
>>77551109
Son....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zC2ra0e2FtA
I dont like shaky tanaka, pls fix him rothschild
>>77551112
no she pure, no lesbian whatsoever
>>77551136
eww, shes some sort of Australian or British.. dropped
>>77551161
I like that light, Brit accent on women
come on judge you gotta be mvp my man
>>77551190
same here
>>77551136
stop
didi is elite
how the fuck did judge manage 78 rbis again
>2 RISP
>only 1 out
Man, I can only imagine that this will entirely work out in the Yankees favor
HERE WE GO AGAIN
MEN ON 2ND AND 3RD
1 OUT
HOW
WILL
THESE
FUCKING
RETARDS
FUCK
THIS
UP
>>77551201
hmm...
>>77551230
>(((activist)))
Just throw a bunch of breaking balls out of the zone, Sanchez doesn't know how to not swing at those
>>77551259
>Personal trainer
What does she advocate, eating 500 calories above TDE everyday?
strikeout and popup
fuck this shit
>>77551283
Sanchez can slurp my dick
>the Yankees have left 810 runners on base
Holy fucking shit m8
>>77551314
About to leave two more
HOLY FUKCING SHIT A HIT WITH RISP??
BULLSHIT
TODD
THE
G O D
DFA Frazier, he doesn't know what it means to be a Yankee
FUCK YOU TODD FRAZIER I WAS GETTING A TAN
TODD
O
D
D
>>77551230
andro refers to aesthetics only!
CHIEF WAHOO GOT A FUCKING HIT AND RBI TOO???
SHUT
IT
DOWN
hitting with RISP? going against yankee fundamentals
>>77551356
Ellsbury clearly doesn't either but we've all known that
>Getting a hit with RISP
He really doesn't know what it means to be a Yankee
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
MY BRAIN CANT COMPREHEND THIS
>>77551373
>andro refers to aesthetics only!
I believe you believe that.
am I the only person who really likes Garret Cooper? He seems like a really solid hitter
>>77551432
He ain't Greg Bird, so yes
See? Cooper knows how to play like a Yankee.
>>77551472
10 laps for each run you drive in
>>77551432
yeah i like the fact that he at least puts balls in play as opposed to the other first basements that would just strike out on 3 pitches
>>77551490
You mean Chris "post on 4chan to defend myself" Carter?
There's the old Tanaka.
where have the Canadian posters gone?
>>77551500
Chris is hitting .220 in AAA
>>77551531
They went to go pray to the east. Trudeau has instituted it as a diversity celebrations
>>77551538
Probably wouldn't be hitting that if he spent less time posting her and shitting on Judge
now lets watch the "Best bullpen in baseball since the all star break" fuck this up
>>77551617
>Betances and Chapman will come into this game
>>77551542
What did the Yankees do to deserve this offensive production?
>>77551667
Why aren't those women wearing burkas??!?!?1
>tulos season ogre
and nothing of value was lost
>another RISP K to add to Pillars pile
disgusting
>>77551740
He'll be perfect for the Yankees
>>77551771
Yeah, torreyes always hits the first pitch, it's annoying
>Loup first pitch down the middle
>ball
time to bench headley until september
>>77551820
bench him when bird comes back. we have a few more weeks left
>still only 3 runs behind while outhit 10-2
>I have to go to work in 2 hours
>>77551838
That's the power of the Yankees
>>77551853
What kind of job do you have that starts at 11.
Green found his niche as a reliever, I don't think he was ever going to be a particularly good starter.
>>77551894
a 3rd shift one at a casino
>>77551894
I'm an oil refinery operator and we only have 2 shifts, 7am-7pm or 7pm to 7am.... Not who you were responding to though.
>>77551896
Look what you've done
>>77551896
nice jinx bro
the only way i can deal with the insufferability of this team is the hope that at least next year they'll get this rookie autism out of their systems and stop being retarded
>>77551906
What's your pay like?
>>77551903
How is casino work? I've thought about working at Foxwoods or Mohegan sun but I'm probably romanticizing it
>>77551906
well that sounds fucking horrid. Enjoy that money you make cuz you're probably gonna get some kinda cancer and die in your 50s
I FUCKING HATE THIS TEAM. I FELL FOR THE MEME THE FIRST HALF OF THE SEASON BUT THEY ARE SHIT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
gg toronto
im not watching this dumb fucking chokejob
>>77551927
I make $33.90 an hour.
>>77551949
>yankees are finally winning
>yes broadcast shows bullpen stats
>bullpen blows it
Like clockwork
I can't believe we're about to lose a game where we scored 6 runs.. fuck
>>77551929
It's funny I know some of them and they tend to blow it and most have nothing to their name but a big ass shiny truck or some stupid toy like a fishing boat.
>autista
a candle with a short wick burns brightly, but briefly
working with petrol is huge money, I manage the portfolio of some bigwig who runs oil refineries in North Dakota. oil is liquid gold $$$
>>77551906
In which state?
wew jash
>>77551927
Well considering I'm a janitor it's pretty fucking awful. People are allowed to smoke inside at my work because it's an Indian casino and they don't need to follow the white man's laws no more. At best it's super busy and my night goes by super quick, at worst it's dead as fuck and the only people there are old people gambling their pensions away on slots. I make 10.49 an hour and have sundays and mondays off. It's truly a dead end job
DOLAN
>>77552012
It's unstable work for the guys on the ground
>>77552015
I'm Kansas Yankees guy
Smoak is going to strike out or
pop out to end it.
I fucking hate this shitty team
>>77552039
Double for the lead
>>77551617
I hope you're entertained
>Fastball right over the plate
does anyone even care anymore that the umps always squeeze yankee pitchers?
>>77552027
casino? if your looking for a janatorial services job the building the company i work with always hires new upkeep ppl. You wouldn't happen to live near NYC would you? it's 100% a cushier job then casino managment
>>77552067
did you not see Loups first fucking pitch of the inning?
>>77552051
No, Donaldson is hitting again so Smoak
will fade back to being the team windmill.
>>77552044
Whats the matter Yankees fan? Sad that you dumped all your prospects for a mediocre starter and a third baseman batting .202??? LMAO
>>77552037
Did you have to go to school for the job?
>>77552108
>Dumped all of our prospects
>Still have the fourth best farm system in baseball
wew, How does your farm rank O'Connor?
>>77552068
I live in upstate. I'm about equal distances away from NYC and Toronto
>>77552117
No.
>>77552121
i was born in rome and live in rochester. nice
will aaron judge ever hit a ball again
>>77552149
he just did but it fell into a glove
Judge hasn't struck out today, if any of that shit matters.
Why does Judge suck so much now? What happened? HR derby curse is real?
>>77552180
>Why does Judge suck so much now?
>Now
Did you not watch the first half?
>>77552132
I worked 14 hours today but I can't even imagine how tough that type of work is. I've always wanted to try it but I've never even seen an oil refinery.
>>77552184
When he was the triple crown?
>>77552119
Haha like I care
8 game winning streak in the show and 4 game lead against the skankees much more important than pathetic Coney island Cyclones games lol
Also all the Red Sox prospects are in the show tearing it up. Red Sox smart enough to keep them and use then to win games instead of panic trading them and getting fleeced by Billy Beane and Theo Epstein LMAO
>>77552121
Totally unrelated, but I never knew Woodstock wasn't actually held in Woodstock, New York
>pitching is tolerable
>people are hitting the ball though
>pitching is shit
>no one will ever hit the ball again
2018 will be a lot better
if this team manages to make the second wild card slot its been a successful season considering their starting pitching and hitting depth is phillies tier right now
>>77552199
I actually really like it because it challenges me both physically and mentally. As previously stated though, I will probably be fucked up by the time I'm in my mid-50's
>>77552209
Totally unrelated, but I actually held my Woodstock in your mom last night mate
>>77552206
>Red Sox smart enough to keep them and use then to win games
Just like the top 100 prospects they used to acquire Sale and Pomeranz? How are those big Price and Sandoval contracts working out for you guys lmao. The Yankees only traded two prospects barely in the top 100 prospects, and both of them would've been blocked anyway
>>77552247
That's nice, Clark.
What did Cooper say to Robertson that made him react like that? He looked weirded out.
bench Pillar
i'm fucking serious
that shit is embarassing
>>77552281
>I fucked your cousin thrice removed
That would confuse anyone
>That
>Not a strike
wew
>>77552318
your catcher a shit at framing
>>77552331
>He believes in the framing meme
wew
>>77552292
When I was little I thought that meant they got remarried and divorced a bunch of times
>>77552335
I still don't know what it means, and I'm 52
>>77552352
2bh I don't know what it means either, but I know it's not that
>ITS BETANCES CHAPMAN TIME
gg toronto we'll get you next time
>>77552352
It means how many generation removed they are
My mom's cousin is my first cousin once removed. My grandmother's cousin is my first cousin twice removed. My cousin's son is my first cousin once removed
>>77552352
>I'm 52
What brings you here, Hank?
>>77552257
>being this obsessed with the red sox farm system
Name one Yankees player that came through the farm system that has had a major impact in the last 5 years.
>>77552389
What about your wife's son's cousin?
how come judge only hits homeruns when the yankees are leading 33-2
>>77552404
Betances
Gardner
>>77552404
Dean Anna
>david cone: "girardi's nickname should be the binder"
>>77552404
>Obsessing over the Yankees farm system
>"lol please stop pointing out the the Red Sox farm is worse than yours, even though I keep saying yours sucks"
>Instead I'll deflect and say that the Yankees haven't developed any impact players in the past 5 years, disregarding the fact that most of these players are in their first full season.
>>77552450
ONE OF US!!!
>swing at two straight pitches out of the zone
>>77552224
From what? Working with chemicals?
taylor cole takes the major league mound for the first time in his career
>>77552478
That and lifting heavy shit, climbing up a shit ton of stairs all the time. etc.
>walk in
>see this
>what do
>>77552506
Let him hit a single.
What exactly was going through these guys minds?
>>77552522
>Damn, thats a titty
>Damn, thats a titty
>Damn, thats a titty
>Damn, thats a titty
>Damn, thats a titty
UMP DID IT AGAIN
HE CALLED IT A STRIKE WHEN HE CALLED IT A BALL THE REST OF THE GAME
>>77552506
If you reverse image search this, google thinks it's A-Rod
>>77552453
Yeah and the Red Sox farm system that consistently cranks out all star after all star are all already playing in the show and will be even better in the Yankees pathetic callups' second and third and fourth years. The Red Sox are good NOW and will be good consistently for a long time and you know it and thats what scares you.
One anon even said "wait till next year" which was the former rallying cry of delusional Red Sox fans. Funny how the tables have turned, very funny indeed.
WE OUT HERE
BIG TOE FO SHO
BIG TOE FO SHO
BIG TOE FO SHO
BIG TOE FO SHO
BIG TOE FO SHO
>rip espada
I can't believe how well Todd has been this game
>>77552502
That sucks, get into management. $34/hr is pretty good money especially for Kansas I would imagine.
>>77552551
Judge is a rookie and has a higher WAR than any of the players the Red Sox developed, and they still have 5 players in the top 100 prospects. Funny how that works.
Only the Yankees would need to put the third base coach on the dl
>>77552576
And Severino is right behind Sale in WAR
>cone wants to fuck meredith aka "rocky"
so he's the thick poster, huh?
what should meredith's jersey say
Kay would be "See ya"
>>77552643
THICC
>>77552643
THICC
>>77552643
XXXL
What would Christen Press's jersey say?
>>77552643
THICC
>>77552671
Choker
>>77552643
you decide
>>77552683
I'd still ask her to a dinner and a movie
>>77552697
We know you would TY
IF ONLY ESPADA BROKE HIS FUCKING LEG
>>77552707
It ain't me
Unfuck your shit Judge
Fucking hell, I thought faggot ass motherfucker would've gone a game without striking out.
>>77552576
Wow too bad Judge can't be cloned to play all positions in the lineup. Then the whole team wouldbhave good WAR. Keep hanging your hat on that bust who can't even keep his head straight after ESPN crowned him the new Mike Trout during the all star break.
BOTTOM LINE: 4 game lead going into the weekend series with an off day tomorrow. The future is now.
when will judge get it through his thick skull that pitchers have adjusted to his meme golf swing
>>77552758
Most of the Yankees farmhands have made their debuts this season. They don't have a big enough sample size to call them "impact players"
>8th inning lead
>Betances on the mound
gg Jays. Nice win
the next 3 hitters are hitting 220, 230 and 0
how will betances fuck this up
>it's shitty dellin episode
Great
>>77552766
Ask Chris Carter
SIR didi ELITE
I thought Betances was shit now?
>that would have been a base hit up the middle
HOW DOES THE MADMAN KEEP ON GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>77552834
He is, so that should tell you something about your team
>>77552849
It doesnt tell me anything I dont already know
didi is elite
>refsnyder finally being useful to the yankees
>bases loaded no one out
how will our band of merry heroes fucketh this up
>>77552966
Ground into a triple play
>>77552966
>$153 million pinch runner
>Bases loaded
>No outs
How can this possibly go wrong
Woah, careful guys don't want to score our monthly allotment of runs in this game
Nice debut
Cooper has really fucked some bitches today. I wonder how sustainable this is.
KEEP SCORING
I DO NOT TRUST THIS TEAM TO CLOSE OUT A GAME UNLESS THEY ARE LEADING BY AT LEAST 21 RUNS AND EVEN THEN IM WORRIED
>only player with a hit is Judge
>>77553077
>with a hit
Nice try
>>77553095
I whiffed harder than Judge there
ye of little faith pinstripe fans
shame on you thinking the Jays were ever winning this game
>>77553110
The Yankees left 14 runners on base last night. You'll have to excuse us for not having faith in this offense.
Why not save Warren and use Shreve here?
Does Kay not understand how pitching Wins work?
i pray they never see this ump again
Smoak is back to being shit I see
>>77553191
>If he fails to do so, he is ineligible to be the winning pitcher even if he last pitched prior to the half-inning when his team took the lead for the last time, and the official scorer awards the win to the relief pitcher who, in the official scorer's judgment, was the most effective.
My nipples are tender
YANKEES WIN. THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES.WIN!
BROOKLYN WINS!!!! BROOKLYN WINS!!!!! BOOKLEN WINS!!!!
I feel it.
>>77553335
Man, I didn't know we had a new one.
>>77553533
I whipped one up brother.