Boston Red Sox vs Tampa Bay Rays game thread

>>77549641
Red Sox

>>77549663
yeah same

>>77549663
suck, lol

Who is the MVP and why is it Chris Sale?

rock and roll babyyy

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garrop looks like a funnel of depression. I worry.

Filming is due to begin soon on the beebo brother movie. Mark Wahlberg slated to potray beebo and Martin Shkreli will play 17 year old millionaire bro. The story revolves around beebos participation in an anti-papa Doc covert operation in Haiti which goes arwry when his family abandons him in the beebo mansion while they fly to Florida to secure mineral and diamond rights in the everglades with 17 YO bro.

Beebo has written a song for the trailer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMIr80v0xbA

>>77549820
wtf really?

>>77549844

Yeah it is debuting at the Sundance film festival. Expected to sweep the awards.

Actual umpball

wtf is that allowed???

why dont they do that at every at bat?

FUCKING HORSE SHIT

>>77549820
Is beebo pedo brother and why beebo

woow good job hanley really contributing for the team

Our baserunning is gay aids

>>77549912

Hello. This questions has been ANSWERED a number of times. Thanks for your CONCERN THOUGH.

>>77549641
Mods?

>>77549936
Well answer it again

>>77549940
fuck you brazil

it would be absolutely hilarious if the Sox don't end up scoring this inning lol could you imagine that

the umpires rooting against the red sox anyone agree

>>77549958
yeah i just did

>>77549950

Is it not OBVIOUS???

>>77549970
imaginer

>>77549970
did you laugh lol I laughed

>>77549975
no i got mad at hanley

imagined becomes reality

Moreland has been struggling offensively for too long. When Pedroia comes back we should have Hanley at first and Nunez at DH.

>>77549992
smartest post i ever saw

what a knee slapper

>>77549992

How long is Oritz out for?

ass

>>77549992
Moreland has more runs and more RBIs than hanley though

>>77550018
because they didn't give hanley a fair chance

>>77550033
but they have pretty much the same amount of at-bats

Remember those times Tropicana had a rain delay lol.

>>77550040
right but in those at bats moreland was given a chance not hanley, who is picked on and abused

>>77550057
maybe you shouldnt be so hard on him then

porcello kind of sucks if you look hard at his starts this year

>>77550080

Rick

The

DIck

THROW STRIKES

>>77550000
I like those digits

im starting to think you red socks fans are compensating with these ass threads every day

>>77550113
wtf also check my nines in the post before they're just as good as this, be fair

>>77550120
compensate for bieng GAY haha

>>77550126
No

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>>77549820
it's still in development so please do not leak anything until it's final

>>77550126
ive seen better

>>77550120

It is a psyop. The OP uses the image to draw in traffic making it appear as though /nesn/ has 50-70 memesters a thread.

spoilers pedo brother family leave pedo brother at home for family vacations

>>77550014
thanks for stopping by

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>>77550139
>>77550151

>>77550143

Hi Yes I won't security has been stepped up since the HBO intrusion and the "Black Death Group" revelation.

is remy going to die

>>77550187
we're all going to die someday

>>77550187
yeah actually probably

>>77549820
Fucking Wahlberg. Does he have to be in everything? He is like 60 now. It is time for some new blood to take over. Yes ok Deepwater Horizon was great but what the fuck.

>>77550215
angry failed actor

I CAN NOT WATCH THIS TEAM

I feel the do better when I don't.

since when is Jeff Garlin an ESPN commentator? shouldn't be taping the new Curb right now?

>>77550240
worst whiner in the thread

>>77550225
No he is a good actor. I just find his dominance problematic.

>>77550253
only women should dominate

will we see a single home run from the boys in red sox today?


Probably not

>>77550251
good post

So we know that Lyons was a shitty announcer but a shitty person too.

Now that he's fired who's going to be Eck's backup?

I'm pretty sure the Gomes is going to show up drunk and keep mumbling like a retard so you won't be able to tell.

So who's now in the backup slot as Remmy ain't coming back because of Cancer.

>>77550265

asl?

>>77550283
home runs are for stupid idiot teams

I hope this game goes 15 innings.

>>77550301
23 woman tech ceo heels wearing silicon valley woman

>>77550320
LOL!

>>77550300
why don't you call the boston globe and ask them

>>77550331

Are you a Mexican? if so "JELLO"

That is how Mexicans say "hello"

JELLO!

>>77550350
mexican can't be ceo because of systemic racism

>>77550368
OHHH SEXY SEXY.

>>77550379
i have many thoughts on this i would be glad to share

I hope this game goes 18 innings.

>>77550390
i hope it gets called after fifth inninug because of the mercy rule

>52 pitches in 2 innings

we are doing pretty good if you really think about it desu

I'm a wildly successful businesswoman in the big city. I kick assess an take names as the head creative director at the biggest advertising firm in the world and make 8 figures. though all I want in the world is to be a housewife. I need a baseball watching meme loving hot stud to whisk me away so they can impregnate me. I cook I cook and I do all the postions. any takers?

>>77550349
Because the Globe is shit.

>>77550385

Did they pay you to fire that Mexican :(

You want go out for drink tea and Khat?

>>77550408

How is Tampa's bullpen? I don't watch them very often.

I'm a wildly successful businesswoman in the big city. I kick assess an take names as the head creative director at the biggest advertising firm in the world and make 8 figures. though all I want in the world is to be a housewife. I need a baseball watching meme loving hot stud to whisk me away so they can impregnate me. I cook I cook and I do all the postions. any takers?

>>77550415

cook twice

>>77550440
they are professional baseball players

>>77550459
breakfast and dinner

>>77550475

0_0

http://www.enterprisenews.com/news/20170808/police-stoughton-man-raped-woman-next-to-dumpster-behind-brockton-school

>>77550490
not clicking on this

why do girls use makeup and perfume?

because they are ugly and they smell bad

>>77550502
do you find men more attractive than women then

>>77550519
attractive in what way???

>>77550530
nice to look at and smell even with no make up or perfumes

>>77550502
printed this post out and will put it on my wall

Gross!

>>77550542
i dont do that

if girls get to wear make up then I should be able to stuff a pair of socks in my underwear without getting any questions.

>>77550552
imagine

>>77550565
doesn't work because woman's ideal man has a smaller than average penis

I am sending this thread to Manfred lol.

>>77550566
i cant imagine smells desu

>>77550594
i read that smells can make you remember memories

>>77550579
wtf women are GAY

Nice catch

SNIPER

benintendi is good

why he didn't cathc

>>77550631
he smell women from stands lol

lol what a dumbass

>>77550579
I need to go update my Tinder bio now

Why is the warning track fake lmao

>>77550653
you just don't understand the game, that was the smart play

Horrible base running. Benintendi needed to tag.

wowowow hanley very impressive warning track power

what happened ferrari sandaval?

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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VERY WELL DESIGNED PLAY

OUTSTANDINGLY DONE

DO THAT MORE

>>77549686
>t. Orange duck

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moreland doing what hanley couldnt

>>77550005
Must be serious if he's been out for half the season.

>>77550712
hanley's hit was much more impressive , rays let moreland on base out of pity (they don't really respect him)

Is the Moreland experiment finally over and we can chalk him up as another bad DUMBrowski move?

Fuck Bogaerts swinging at a pitch outside the zone on a 2-0 count. Force him to throw strikes with base runners.

>>77550741
ok maybe next time

>>77550741
>Fuck Bogaerts

mmmmmm..

any1 want to play lucioball with me???

>>77550782
is that in the new game lawbreakers

would pablo sandoval have caught that

recommend me a cheep beer that doesn't taste like TOTAL shit

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>>77550787
no its povertyball in a video game inside of a video game

>>77550782
I only play random heroes desu

>>77550801
miller lite

>>77550807
>>77550813
i don't know that game, i do know this new game called lawbreakers , is that one similar to lawbreakers the new game

>>77550813
lucioball is the best and only good mode in that video game thanks

>>77550807

OMFG LOL ARE YOU A PEANUT????????????????????


WHAT IS THE GOAL OF THE GAME? TO FIND PARKING AT KFC WITHOUT THE POLICE NOTICING YOU ARE DRIVING A STOLEN CAR?

>>77550824
boom gottem

>>77550801
miller
pabst
rolling rock

>>77550821
i dont know ive never heard of that game but i think its not as good as lucioball

>>77550824
yeah its kind of like that soorta

>>77550823
Ok well play by yourself because I don't play the dumbest game mode (lucioball)

>>77550801
Moonshine. After drink punch self in chest to show you a real man and you can take it.

>>77550841
i hope you never get told that u made a good post again

>>77550863
This is the last (you) you will get from if you're going to be a jerk

>>77550879
i feel hurted for him

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>>77550782
>tfw ctf is gone

i know it was a shit mode but it was my shit mode

>>77550892
do u have gold rights in the evergaldes now?

any1 else feel really tired right now

>>77550912
Alligators don't have rights

>>77550921

I'm running from my heart.

>>77550938
eah but

are you tired

>>77550950

Me on top of heart.

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wait i just realized

where the frig is our girl?

Anyone watching the game or what

Just got back boys, went with miller high life but now I'm seeing that guy said lite, oh well. Cheers

>>77550892
I really try to have fun in overwatch but every mode is cancer. I'm with you CTFbro. It's not great but it's better than most of what's offered. Go Red Sox.

>>77550977

Rehab lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-69SdYqXnE

it's kind of impropable that we are somewhere in the fourth or fifth inning and yet porcello hasn't given up six runs yet or even one single run

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>>77550977
WTF jerry gave her cancer

>>77550994

Champ of the champ world.

>>77551005

Her brain has no fluid because she drank 400 beers with Charlie Moore over a weekend!

>>77550994
it's the impending eclipse bringing good omens. the Sox finally broke the Curse during a solar eclipse in St. Louis back in '04.

>>77550977
She has cancer and will be out indefinitely

>>77551028
wow!

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does she visit /nesn/???

>>77551051
Wow is officially recognized by the NESN clubhouse as meme of the year

DID HE DIED

Oh fuck we killed him

Damn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuJzivuF1o

oh no

is he okay

SNIPER

>>77551074
Yes holy cow

i'm gonna be sick his leg got blowed clean off!

did he die

sheeit that looked like it hurt

wtf it barely hit his shoe

how does somebody die like that

RIP

just rub some dirt on it and walk it off; you'll be fine

ouch

>>77551098
you never heard of achilles?? they named a whole body part after him..

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Quality thread as usual. You jew englanders really are canadian tier posters

>>77551105
Like the good ol days

no replies to that please

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>>77551111
boston hater has posted

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>>77551111
i would refute that but i can't deny your quads

Nunez can do everything, maybe he can take out some Yankees pitchers on friday

>>77551111
Give my regards to Duquet

>>77551120
how to avoid getting bagets under eyes

>>77551110
whats he do

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>>77551111
Oh snap. I just broke boston for good

>>77551051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H--4R6m1mNs

>>77551139
he killed a mexican named hector because somebody got cucked

>>77551139
he wrote a bunch of old poems or somethig, but then died because he broke his achille's heel, but back then it was just called a heel, before they named it after him

>>77551134
impossible

>>77551147
good video

>>77551151
>>77551155
what a life

>>77551157
MACABRE

>>77551165
>>77551147
Bad posts

>>77551155

According to Ancient Greek legend, Achilles was the greatest warrior to have ever lived. He fought in the Trojan war for glory, but during a siege he was shot in the heel.

>>77551208
right, exactly what i said

How do the people who do MLB game streams get the game at 60 fps? Do they use a capture card to record the game off some streaming device on their TV like an apple tv or roku?

I can't get MLB TV to stream at 60 fps through the web browser. As far as I know, it's only offered for device like rokue, apple tv, iphone or ipad

MOOKIE

Betts with the salt

>>77551208
Did they pay him to fire that Mexican?

AFRAID OF HANLEY

>>77551271
he looks like a thug rapist

free runs

>>77551287
you stupid? wanna die?

Moreland hits a 2bag
>check em

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welcome to rays baseball

Rick is due to give up a could of dingers tonight ho

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>>77551287

>>77551287
no

someone post the video of hanley greeting baby

FREE

RUNS

>>77551306
I enjoy it here

yee
>rasy catching

wtf i love this strategy

>>77551347
good strategy

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Nice!

bull shit HanRam was out

good job hanley

good baserunning hanley

Y is Hanley being a dongus

>Nunes has a higher war than hanley already

you guys aren't understanding that it was actually fine baserunning

CROOKED NUMBER

>>77551397

4D chess

leon is good

>>77551306

Hello. I have been told you have access to large cash reserves and infrastructure in Florida. I represent a company that is looking to purchase RPVs for the purpose of locating the lost "Flight 19" off the coast of Florida. How much can you buy into this venture for?

oh, wha't sthat?? holt scored on single because he was at second??? LET ME FOR ONE SECOND ASK YOU GENIUSES WHO WERE HATING HANLEY--- WHY WAS HOLT ON SECOND??? WHY COULD HOLT SCORE FROM SECOND?? GENIUSES, ANSWER

>>77551422
because moreland hit the ball

>>77551433
wrong

time for Porshello

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>>77551419
i can give you a gift card to DQ

two home runs this inning

So what DID happen to the legendary pedo ball anyway? Was it sold at auction on Sotheby's?

>>77551483
in one of the 17 y / o extensive vaults and safety deposits

>>77551466

DQ has the best fucking Burgers. I embarrassed myself when I went there though because an ice-cream came with the meal and you had to specify like cocoa-fudge twirl or something and I was flustered.

>>77551501
are you scared of girls

>>77551501
im playing dq8 rn

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>>77551483
it's in my brother's room

IMMACULATE

WOW IS PORCELLO ELITE???

>>77551506

It was a 40 yo white dude. :(

WTF is Rick an ace?

how much would you pay to lick the girl in the OP's ass

>>77551532
>white

racist

rick is back,

worlds eries is ours

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>this game

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>>77551551
where on ass

>>77551551
About a hundred

>>77551551
I just spent $4 on virtual cards so....

>>77551556

the fris were good.

>>77551522

12 foot steel walls????

>>77551571
the hole

>>77551593
$0 , no way, in fact you would have to pay me considerable,

>>77551599
wtf are you gay

>>77551551
how much would she pay me in return??

>>77551616
enterprising young man, future CEO, the rest of you: peasants

>>77551616
>>77551630
expecting something in return is really misogynistic. your kind has no place in the 2017 western world. typical white male attitude that is going extinct. you're not entitled to anything like you think you are...

where is tbhanon

>>77551657
if it was a balck or arab girl and you licked her she would be fair and pay you, they know their place

>>77551551
nothing, she probably has at least 1 STD

>>77551672

peanut licker has posted.

>>77551685
it was a hypotehtical

ON CUE

COLLAPSE

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there it is

>>77551737
actually i t was like an inning later than you said

>>77551769
you were saying?

We need cohesion we need dirt dogs and tek. Manlet lost it when he copped a plea during retaliation.

ALSO ONFG

COLLAPSE
O
L
L
A
P
S
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Wow, Tampon Gay Gays stepping it up.

>>77551790
>Tampon Gay Gays

OMFG

Any oldfags remember when rick the dick would have given up 12 runs by the 2nd?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnZUxzdZijg

>>77551814
umm do you really watch these

>>77551828

Um he was gonna be a pro ball player but he had a knee injury so now he makes EXCELLENT music. I don't want peanuts for neighbors but I will listen to their "bass drum jungle music" anytime.

who is the other loser in the booth tonight he isnt good and i feel bad

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>77551845
sorry, one thing i cannot tolerate is that tuneless peanut 'music'

>>77551851
that's Based Boggs you fucknut. don't you ever shit on Wade Boggs.

>>77551863
Really? Well what kind of music do you like?

Here is something more your speed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mCExFZBxX0

Boggsy geeting sick of Don 2.0's shit

>>77551851
>>77551864
though I do agree that Boggs isn't the greatest color commentator

>>77551851
This man drank 107 beers on a cross country flight than the next day went 3-4 with two doubles

>>77551874
oh, what kind of music do i like?

>*sits back in chair, pondering*

>*deep, brainful thoughts moving through mind- serialism, modernism, romantic operas, minimalism... - *

>*puffs pipe*

oh,, nothing you'd know i think...

STILL COLLAPSEING

>>77551909

I have never understood the passion for Schubert's sentimental Viennese shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_L4Rixya64

Take out Porcelain before he blows this.

>>77551864
>>77551888
Dumb trip

>>77551942
>Porcelain

loooool

any1 brush their teeth? just brushed mine

>>77551933
>schubert

manlet

>>77551959
did you have your wisdom teeth removed?

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is big game wade the best wade to ever play baseball

>>77551975
no, something's wrong with mine, the dentist said i have the mouth of a 12 year old

>>77551975
i told u yesterday yes

I am so sick of John Farrell. The moment he gave up that lead off single he should have been out of the game.

>>77551983
i'm glad you remember

i was testing you

>>77551995
did i pass?

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>>77551992
meh, at least we have a lead this time

if it was a closer game then he should have been out earlier

GOOD BOY BARNES

>>77551959

If you believe in yourself. Eat all your school. Stay in milk. Drink you teeth. Don't do sleep and Get eight hours of drugs you can get work.


>>77551969

You know something. I have been nothing but nice to you for years. But It is always something with you. It is almost like you want our /nesn/ community to be divided. Why is that? Are you going through the change? Something you want to say??

>>77552001
yes

>>77552011
>You know something. I have been nothing but nice to you for years. But It is always something with you. It is almost like you want our /nesn/ community to be divided. Why is that? Are you going through the change? Something you want to say??

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/75974132/#75977476

barnes good boy

>>77552026
did you have that bookmarked

you responded with that awfully fast

>>77552055
i have it saved as text file on my desk top

'betrayed_sp'

>>77552026

Well that was rather rude whomever did that. (I have my suspicions but I won't air them for the sake of the community).

This isn't Alaska. You are not an Island. You need to rejoin us by the campfire.

>>77552055
>>77552062
but really i shouldn't wrote just one post, i should post whole thread wbecause EVERYONE piled on, >>77552074not just one, ALL SNAKES< i forgot about it before and was nice, but now remember i am ANGEREY

>>77552081
why do they keep saying wilson???

RUNS

>>77552081

All things in time. What I want to see, what we all want to see is a reconciliation. That is a sign of growth. We can forgive those who wronged us and go forward to building something greater. All of us.

Also OMFG

how many more runs for mercy rule

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LOL

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>dirty Craig
>astros dad

What did they mean by this

tampa bay is being rly nice to us tonight its a very good strategy to be honest with you

>>77552165
>astros dad

is it real or is price trolling

>>77552198
his dog's name is astro

>>77552212
oh i see that explains, hope no houstons have same confusion i did

anyone else is just looking at th ejerseys and matching nicknames

no pedroia

>>77552248
i lied, he's right there

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>>77552165
>stick man (sale)
>dirty craig (kimbrel)

Is this a reference to Dirty Dan and Pinhead Larry?

>>77552282
i don't see how it possible could be

>>77552290
you dont SEE

>>77552296
i don't gleam how it possble could be

>>77552290

You have looked. But you have not seen.

You have looked. ButCyou have not seen.Ayyouhavelookedbutyouhavenotseen.NYou
have looked. YouHavelooked.you havelooked, butyouhavenotseenhavenotseen. The one's who would not look,Ycould not see. And i look downOon them now. DeprivedUof life. Bereft of sensation.SDead. yuohavelokedbutyouhvenotseeN.Eyou h av elEok ed. But youhaven ot seeenhavenotlookedhavenots 33 n. ? y o u H h v e e l o k e d b u t y o h a v e n t s e e n .

You have looked. But you have not seen. FUCKING BLIND FUCKING FUCK


It is all wrong.

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>>77552304
fun fact im 44-10 in yu gi oh duel links duels

so DONT mess with me

simple as

>>77552339
i don't grock how it possible coul be

>>77552339
pretty cool

>>77552330
i'll reply even thogh i'm not sure i'm going to read all this

>>77551777
>>77551888
ooh I do love trips

i loved a qt

now she's in another country

she'l marry soon probably


eaeaaaa

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home runs hit by the red sox in this 8 game winning streak - 0

games won in this 8 game winning streak - 8

thoughts???

>home runs hit by the red sox in this 8 game winning streak - 0

i don't think that's treu

>>77552443
they are FAKE NEWS

ESPN is fake news

i like baseball

>>77552455
liar

>>77552455
fag

>>77552469
The birth of Eve was the birth of Hell and her son, humanity is the devil.

>>77552510
eve wasn't borned

logan morrison looks like an IDIOT

>>77552550
looks like he's on steroids tbqh

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what did he mean by this???

>>77552546

Oh but she was. Did God did not cry in agony when he put her into the garden?

Did you know the garden of Eden was in Baghdad?