Tyske liga

aua aua is losing

>it's a denmark thread
Saged. And no this isn't /bundes/ as long as this danish retard is here to blogpost.

>it's a fatty fatty boom post
Saged. And no this isn't /bundes/ as long as this germanboo retard is here to post the same unrelated pics all the time.

night

sleep tight

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>heard you talkin shit about my mixtapes

>>77547402
A FORWARD PASS, THAT'S THE SHIT I DON'T LIKE
CREATIVITY, TECHNIQUE, THAT'S THE SHIT I DON'T LIKE
A BAVARIAN CULTURE, THAT'S THE SHIT I DON'T LIKE
A NCELOTTI, THAT'S THE SHIT I DON'T LIKE
A GOLDEN BOI, THAT'S THE SHIT I DON'T LIKE

geeeeeeeeerd moooorninggggg

>>77554009
good morning anonos-samoro-kun~

Waaaaaaaay too many qts here desu desu lads.

>still no interesting marches on today
Ugh

>>77555091
Well there should be some tomorrow. There's still athletics on tonight.

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hello i am here now

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Brondby's new away shirt...
Ugh
And just look at Simon Tibbling LOL. He does not look like a professional footballer, but oh well he's already a legend a few weeks after signing for scoring the winning goal in Klassikeren.

>>77555385
If you looked at the picture without knowing Tibbling (on your right) you'd think he was an e-sports guy Brondby had signed.

Wow, only two hours until Feierabend; these recent days fly by.

hello

>>77555385
right one looks like he got 1 chromosome to many.

>>77555091
>still no interesting marches on today
50k walk race at the leichtathletik-wm in london on saturday

Hello where are the upsets?

11 August 2017 TuS Koblenz v Dynamo Dresden
11 August 2017 Rot-Weiss Essen v Borussia Mönchengladbach
11 August 2017 Karlsruher SC v Bayer Leverkusen
11 August 2017 Holstein Kiel v Eintracht Braunschweigl
12 August 2017 Germania Halberstadt v SC Freiburg
12 August 2017 Chemnitzer FC v Bayern Munich
12 August 2017 LSK Hansa v Mainz 05
12 August 2017 Leher TS v 1. FC Köln
12 August 2017 SpVgg Unterhaching v 1. FC Heidenheim
12 August 2017 TuS Erndtebrück v Eintracht Frankfurt
12 August 2017 1. FC Rielasingen-Arlen v Borussia Dortmund
12 August 2017 SV Eichede v 1. FC Kaiserslautern
12 August 2017 Rot-Weiß Erfurt v 1899 Hoffenheim
12 August 2017 Jahn Regensburg v Darmstadt 98
12 August 2017 Arminia Bielefeld v Fortuna Düsseldorf
12 August 2017 Würzburger Kickers v Werder Bremen
13 August 2017 1860 Munich v FC Ingolstadt
13 August 2017 VfL Osnabrück v Hamburger SV
13 August 2017 Bonner SC v Hannover 96
13 August 2017 Sportfreunde Dorfmerkingen v RB Leipzig
13 August 2017 Schweinfurt 05 v SV Sandhausen
13 August 2017 SV Morlautern v Greuther Fürth
13 August 2017 1. FC Saarbrücken v Union Berlin
13 August 2017 FC Nöttingen v VfL Bochum
13 August 2017 Eintracht Norderstedt v VfL Wolfsburg
13 August 2017 1. FC Magdeburg v FC Augsburg
13 August 2017 Energie Cottbus v VfB Stuttgart
13 August 2017 Wehen Wiesbaden v Erzgebirge Aue
14 August 2017 MSV Duisburg v 1. FC Nürnberg
14 August 2017 SC Paderborn v FC St. Pauli
14 August 2017 BFC Dynamo v Schalke 04
14 August 2017 Hansa Rostock v Hertha BSC

>>77555979
hertha and schalke will lose

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F

>>77556024
Who was in the wrong?

>Wie das italienische Online-Portal ‚tuttomercatoweb.com‘ mit Verweis auf exklusive Informationen berichtet, wird sich Jeremy Toljan in diesem Sommer den Schwarz-Gelben anschließen.

>"Wir sind uns darüber im Klaren, dass wir höchstwahrscheinlich in der Saison 2018/19 Naby Keita nicht mehr im Kader haben."

>Der RBL-Sportdirektor bestätigte im MDR, dass Keita eine Klausel in seinem Vertrag habe, die ihm einen Vereinswechsel im Sommer 2018 zu einer festgeschriebenen Summe ermöglicht. Den Betrag nannte er nicht, verschiedenen Medienberichten zufolge soll er etwa 55 Millionen Euro betragen.

>Zugleich nahm Rangnick Stellung zu scharfen Worten von Gladbach-Manager Max Eberl, der RBL für das Ausschlagen einer 75-Millionen-Euro-Offerte kritisiert hatte: "Eine Aussage, dass Leipzig es sich leisten kann, auf 75 Millionen Euro Ablöse zu verzichten, ist populistisch." Zum Verzicht auf das Geld sagte Rangnick: "Es ist eine Güterabwägung: Wollen wir jetzt ein paar Euro mehr kassieren und einen unserer besten Spieler verlieren, damit riskieren, dass wir etwas weniger erfolgreich sind in der Bundesliga oder Champions League oder wollen wir das nicht." Zudem erklärte er: "Wir haben das hier ja nicht fünf Jahre aufgebaut, um dann zum Zeitpunkt des größten Erfolges Kasse machen zu wollen."

based rbl btfoing traditionsmongos

>>77555979
Gladbach will lose. Also, Doofmund will have a very hard time but end up winning in Verlängerung.

>>77555979
Braunschweig gonna get KIELhauled. Does that count as an upset?

@dembouz war heute nicht beim Training. Wir haben versucht, ihn zu erreichen und hoffen, dass nichts Schlimmes passiert ist."

>>77556411
Cunt move desu

>>77556411

sell him asap. he's great yes, but he's also a huge cunt. he will play like utter dogshit next season if this transfer won't happen, simply out of spite.

>>77556488
>he will play like utter dogshit next season if this transfer won't happen, simply out of spite
Can he afford to though? It's a WC season and his spot's not guaranteed. Though I suspect they've resigned themselves to selling him anyway, and just want the best price, which is why the Real rumour popped up today.

is dembele good?

or is he just the black sterling

>>77556505
Watzke is friends with uncle Flo...

>>77556512
Yes. Better than Mbrappe imo.

>>77556539
Exactly. It's no coincidence that rumour suddenly came up again. They're trying to spook Barcelona into matching their asking price.

>>77556505
>>77556539
>>77556545

>realxwatzke playing barca like a fiddle

(x) doubt

>>77556512

the black pulisic tßh

apparently dembele is on his way to to barcelona ... just without having been bought by them at all. he just decided he wants to play for them and got on a plane.

>>77556712
absolute madman

who will replace dembele? brandt? draxler? no replacement?

>>77556712
>he just decided he wants to play for them and got on a plane
Literal autism

>>77556733
goatze

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>>77556712
s..shall i do the same?

i wouldnt mind playing for them

>>77556733
schürrle

>>77556733
Müller

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>>77556770
yes

>>77556712
Wasn't that sort of what Odemwingie did a few years ago

Aki Watzke should sell him to Real just to piss off Barca

I have bought that nigger

>>77556052
Zeit

>>77556871
behave or I'm gonna call the cops aki

You just KNOW what's gonna happen is that Dortmund will cave in an sell Dembele for a rather low price of like 100 mio max, then Watzke will buy some shitter from another Bundesliga team who won't be able to replace him. He should just end himself and retire.

Karl-Heinz Rummenigge will not be running for re-election as ECA chairman. More here: fcb.de/Rummenigge

Who was that nignog again that pulled the same shit with Hoffenheim and now is forgotten? Can'T remember his name

>>77556911
>like 100 mio max
>echte liebe AG

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I know it's so wrong

but I'm so far gone

Don't need you to tell me

I'm so cynical

>>77556946
Chinedu Obasi?

Shareholders will be sooooooooo mad

>>77556968
Looked at the squad list. Demba Ba. Such cases. Went from Hoffenheim to West Ham by just skipping training and then Newcastle, Chelsea, Besiktas and now is loaned to Shanghai

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>>77556984
>implying

>>77556994
such behaviour is the reason i do not like draxler anymore

>new neighbours
>they brought birds
my face when

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>>77556994
>now is loaned to Shanghai

>>77556712
>deletes #echteliebe
>doesn't appear to training
>can't be contacted
Why are black people so disloyal?

>>77555380
hello konata

>>77555473
same for me. time flies when you do blacksmithing

>>77557012
means he now earns 5x as much as he did at Hoffenheim.

>alles richtig gemacht

>>77556186
>"Wir haben das hier ja nicht fünf Jahre aufgebaut, um dann zum Zeitpunkt des größten Erfolges Kasse machen zu wollen."
the cryptocurrency of football clubs

>>77547239
Good post

>>77556411
so whats the end of this? did one of his relatives die? its the only valid explanation

>niggers
>work ethic
hahahahahaha

everytime

>>77557017
no african knows dortmund until they get transfered there.

>>77556770
>chemin
>not calle
nah

>>77556819
was he successful?

>>77556712
take notes manbabbies

>>77556997
Name one (1) young winger that's as good as Dembelel and can be bought for 100 million.

did i tell you guys this before btw?

>know a guy who lives next to Dembele/Weigl/Reus
>told me Dembeles house is shut ALL DAY (like all window shades down, everytime)
>only every now and then, the window to the garden opens and a blue bag with garbage flies out
>garbage bags pile up
>he calls the BvB KGaA and says that "this is no appropriate behaviour in a neighborhood"
>they agree
>a day later some KGaA employees come and get the garbage bags

https://www.welt.de/sport/article167564885/BVB-ratlos-Dembele-nicht-beim-Training-erschienen.html

>Nach Informationen des „Kickers“ suchen die Dortmunder bereits eine Nachfolger für Dembélé. Ein Kandidat soll Maxwel Cornet sein. Der 20-Jährige von Olympique Marseille ist Nationalspieler der Elfenbeinküste und wie Dembélé auf der Außenbahn zu Hause.

>>77557046
No

>>77557038
if dembele actually transfers himself to barcelona i really hope he gets a career ending injury soon. not that i like echte liebe AG. i just despise such behaviour.

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>>77556712
you get the idea. im not gonna spend an hour on making this

>>77557073
I haven't seen it before. Great story.

>>77557073
sounds like the regular /bundes/ poster desu

>>77556918
something is off here. oliver kahn and philipp lajm rejecting an offer, now this.
or maybe karl-heinz simply wants to retire

>>77557074
>Nationalspieler der Elfenbeinküste

either he is garbage or he tranfers himself to bayern within a year after joining

>>77557071
Me
(I am pulisic btw)

http://bvb.ir-portal.de/cgi-bin/show.ssp?companyName=borussia_mobile&language=German&id=2010&newsID=1641441&companyDirectoryName=borussia

Dortmund confirms to their shareholders that no offer has been accepted

>>77557075
okay

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>Die Borussia Dortmund GmbH & Co. KGaA ("BVB")
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>77557113
>be "BVB" shareholder
>get BESCHISSEN

>>77556411
SHAREHOLDERS ARE SOOOO MAD RIGHT NOW

>>77554556

>>77557154
that would actually be illegal.
Watzke could get Uli's old cell

i found bundes

http://www.fcingolstadt.de/news/7305-tisserand-und-hadergjonaj-bis-31-august-2017-freigestellt/

>>77557174
>implying this is the first time shareholders are BESCHISSEN worden

Austrian shareholder on suicide watch

>>77557071
>he doesn't own stock
LMAO @ ur neet ass

>>77557183
>tissemand

I just gave my 3yo nephew a surplus >Schalke schal I had. Gonna make his life miserable from now on by forcing him to like >Schalke

>>77557183
The Rise and Fall of Ingolstadt
Act 3: The Fall

>>77557172
>paying to fuck a brazilian up the ass
jesus

>>77557183
Aren't those 2 some of Ingolshit's best players?

>>77557231
yes they are
Haderdjonaj more than Tisserand though

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+++BREAKING+++

Dembele definitely NOT in Oberhausen

>PSG cucks Barca
>Barca cucks BVB

where do we go from here?

>>77557262
well it looks like BVB rejected the bid

so theyll probably ask for like 100m+

bretty good 2bh

der neger is bestimmt schnackseln gegangn

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The U19s with a familiar face on the coaching staff.

>>77557306
Can't wait for them to all end up in the 3rd division 2bh

offer was €100m apparently

77557219
Shamefur

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>twitter mems

smhtobihoeneß

>>77557017
Africans have no concept of loyality and thus no understanding of it. True story.

>>77557279
saw your mother recently?

>>77557380
THis post gave me cancer

>everyone talking about whether it will be 100m or 200m for dembele
>nigger just got stabbed by another nigger and no one gets anything

>>77557046
Should he ask google to change all calle into kalle?

>>77557398
no

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>sell le pacy negro #782748 for 150m
>buy Renato Sanches and Max Kruse for only 90m

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>>77557390
this is even worse

Jürgen Klopp when asked about Barça's Coutinho bid: "It's clear, Phil's not for sale. Liverpool, unlike Dortmund, are not a selling club and do not have to sell the best players. "

>>77557416
me on the left

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VfB Buttgart have loaned Jean Zimmer to Fortuna Düsseldorf

>>77557172
>be refugee
>want to rape german girl
>accidently attack brazilian tranny instead
>rape his boipucci because just rapefugee things

really happened in Innsbruck. Don't know if this was really a prostitute (girl) this guy fucked in Frankfurt.

>>77557486
loch ist loch uezs

>>77557486
>Implying you wouldn't fuck a Brazilian tranny in case of a sexual emergency

>>77557419
Eines schönen Augusttages war Barcelona etwas faul und geboten nicht die geforderten 120 Millionen für Coutinho. Kloppo nahm den Catalanen zur Seite, schrie: "Hast du 'nen Lattenschuß? Das hier is 'ne Vollgasveranstaltung!" Nächaten tag geboten Barcelona dann 200 Millionen. Kult-Motivator Kloppo!

heh

funny

>>77557509
Geht Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp in eine Bar. Sagt der Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Klopp: Ich bin der Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp. Sagt der Barkeeper: DER Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp? Da erwidert Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp: Jawoll, ich bin DER "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo. Da ist der Barkeeper erstaunt: Dass der Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Jürgen Klopp" Klopp mal in meine Kult-Bar kommt, das hätte ich vom Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp ja gar nicht erwartet. Da sagt der Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp: Tun die wenigsten. Bis sie ihn fahren. Der Barkeeper staunt: Ach, Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Klopp "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo, das ist schon brutal geil, Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Jürgen" Klopp, muss ich wirklich sagen. Da erwidert der Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult Kloppo" Kult Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp: Dafür steh ich mit meinem Namen: Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Jürgen Klopp" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" "Jürgen Klopp" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Klopp.

@bvb suspended @Dembouz from training and matches until Monday after he stayed away from today's training without leave of absence

Zorc: "Ousmane Dembele is currently in Dortmund despite some reports suggesting otherwise.

Zorc: "Dembele missed today's training without leave of absence. It was apparently a calculated step and will be sanctioned by us.

Thomas Delaney will captain Werder Bremen while Junuzovic is out injured.

>>77557560
there are still garbage bags flying out of his window

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>when dembele turns up at akis office to get that barca contract signed

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>when a kr*ut makes an abhorrent post

>>77557694
ehehhehehe kek

heh

good one

>DFB Cup winners Borussia Dortmund and FSV Zwickau have agreed to postpone their friendly, which was scheduled to be played at the third tier outfit's stadium on Sunday 13 August. Due to BVB's lengthy list of injured and unavailable players, the club could not guarantee it would be able to field a suitably strong squad for the match so soon after their DFB Cup First Round clash with FC Rielasingen-Arlen in Freiburg on Saturday.

Wow. We're witnessing a complete collapse here.

>>77557837
this wouldnt have happened with taktiktuchel. he wouldve kept it together

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>>77557908
;_;

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>>77557908
PRAISE THE AUTIST!

>>77557908
Dortmund was imploding after half a season thanks to his autism

>>77557908
Normies can't appreciate Tuchels autism, and that's why he had to go. Only /bundes/ is truly capable of recognizing his greatness.

>>77558023
Serious question? Why did he fired? Why people calls him autism?

>>77556946
Demba Ba

Tuchel was fired because he didn't stop to talk with Watzke when they were in the same restaurant.

>>77558058
Too much fiddeling with formations and the starting 11
It cost Dortmund points
He changed his mind so much he became unpredictable for the board and players
Can't run a club with a coach who says he loves player x one day and then never uses him for the rest of the season

goodbye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_7CzPDG6Us

>>77558119
Tuchel has always rotated like crazy. When he started out with Mainz, he didn't play an unchanged team for 10 games because he tried to exactly mirror the formation of his opponent.

I think what ultimately fucked him over are his weak communication and man-management skills. At the end he just had no rapport with his players. Rotation plays a part in this, but if he weren't such an autist, he could explain his rotations to the players.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx6HaaBqk2k

>dembele back in dortmund. suspended for upcoming dfb pokal game

>>77558195
You can rotate like that at Mainz where the players are cheap and the results largely don't matter
But when you buy Schürrle for 30 million and flat out bench him no amount of explaining will do

#EchteSöldner

>>77558058
he went completly aspergers and sperged out against mislintat (dortmunds chiefscout), zorc and watzke. he also let mor crawl over the whole field like an animal to discipline him and managed to fuck up with the most toothless captain (Schmelzer) and the senior players (sahin, bender, weidenfeller, etc.).
It was either change every single person in the club or change tuchel.

>>77557486
Lel

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ROTATIN'
DEY HATIN'

>martínez and boateng out for weeks
niklas süle

when was the last time you wholeheartedly laughed?

is shit

>Radwansk - Wozniacka match is up

Who is /ourpolack/?

>>77557509
tip top kek. Probably the best post i have ever read on /sp/

my face when i realize that i have to go grocery shopping today

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mfw there are leftists ITT

>>77559148
Kerber

>>77558458
Should have changed every player at the club desu

ignore >>77559148

>>77558575
kek

Pls halp
Which way is better to memorize vocabulary: native language to foreign language
or
Foreign language to native language ?

>buyern and dirtmund imploding before the start of the season

>bitcoin and ethereum exploding before the start of the season

>>77559916
>"""investing""" into a bubble

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>>77560013

>>77559176
Wow, that means a lot to me. Thank you.

>>77559129
Several years ago, in a movie theater

>>77560414
sorry

Nothing better than watching athletics in the evening.

>>77560549
this

>>77560547
I laught wholeheartedly once a week at least during NML
Truth

>>77560597
whats nml

>>77560642
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NML

>>77560732
its not in there

night

>>77560757
Norm Macdonald. American comedian. I find him pretty funny.

>>77560814
Canadian comedian

>>77560875
Right, I even knew that. Dumb mistake.

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>>77560799
yes sleep tight

Philip Billing and Huddersfield have agreed to extend their relationship to 2020 with an option for a further year.

>>77560875
Canada is in America

>>77561079
yes

>>77561129
it literally is

>>77561168
No

>>77561183
ughhh why do you have to start a fight everytime

>>77561219
But is the truth

>>77559198
guilty as charged ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>77559474
For me it was always foreign language to native language. Best way to learn a different language is to expose yourself to the language as much as possible (movies, books etc.) once you got the basics.

>>77561381
Wrong

>>77561409

>>77561219

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>>77561381

>>77561420
>>77561409

>>77561415

>>77561415

>>77561091

>>77561441
>visiting /tennis/

you have to go back

>>77561462
>not rating /10is/
Also

>>77561091

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>dembele acting like a bitch while mor is a total pro about his transfer
activates the almonds

>>77561485
>>77561091 should read >>77561219

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>>77561494
Literally only PuliGOD can save us from pic related

>Ganz überraschend kommt Dembélés Reaktion indes nicht. Das Toptalent war schon 2015 in Rennes nach dem gescheiterten Wechsel zu RB Salzburg mit einem ähnlichen Verhalten aufgefallen. „Er wollte nicht mehr trainieren. Am 31. August schickte er eine SMS: 'Ich gehe nach Senegal, ich bin mit dem Fußball fertig, ihr kotzt mich an',“ erzählte Mikaël Silvestre, Sportdirektor in Rennes, damals der L'Equipe
LAMO

>>77561494
I guess some of Mor's Danish roots are starting to come through. Apart from Bendtner, Danish players are known to be model professionals while still retaining character and personality. The Brazilians of the north, as people call us. The best of both worlds.

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>>77561415
>>77561436
>>77561441
>>77561485
>>77561505

bls stop this is getting confusing

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bunnis

>>77561667
>The Brazilians of the north

I have never heard of that term

>>77561667
>The Brazilians of the north
high corruption and homicide rates?

>>77561671 >>77559131

>>77561667
Wasn't Laudrup always a bit of a diva?

>>77561690
Well maybe it's just me then

>>77561700
No but we played good football from 1981 to June 1986.

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>>77561667
>The Brazilians of the north

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>>77561602
>'Ich gehe nach Senegal, ich bin mit dem Fußball fertig, ihr kotzt mich an'

why does a frenchman go to Senegal when he's pissed?

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>>77561702
>>77561183

>>77561681
Gud post la

>>77561681
T H I C C
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>>77561720
Maybe a bit, but okay his issues were mainly with Cruijff at Barca and he wasn't alone in having problems with him.

And also Ricardo of course, but he also alienated Brian as well as Jan Molby and several others.

>>77561759
beats me

>>77561771
is she autistic?

>>77561759
why not? he's free to go wherever he wants

>>77561759
i thought his parents are from mauritania

>>77561681
Tfw I no who is this but can not remember here name.
>>77561798
>>77561183

*dabs*

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Really need to get a gf läds. Lately if been horny basically 24/7. Feels like I'm 13 again.

>>77561943
use tinder

>>77561943
I gave up porn over 1 week ago

>>77561961
I don't even own a smartphone.

>>77561798
considering her regular outspergs it could unironically be.

http://www.bild.de/sport/mehr-sport/julia-goerges/zickt-gegen-hilfstrainer-52788180.bild.html

I also remember her insulting the romanian crowd because she made them resposible for her loss.

>>77561961
fuck off with your redditmemes

>>77561789
I see

>>77562110
*fucks off*

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>>77562091
WHAt does article say?
t. Watched D.C. And she didn't sperg out

>>77562242

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Be honest, who was it?

>>77562275
newbie assistant coach tried to build her up with first semester textbook sports psychology. Instead of helping, it got her mad.

Update
So me and fellow /r/the_donald buddies took our trip to Germany. We were due to arrive on Tuesday but after the plane landed we realized there must have been a big mistake. We were dropped off at a town called gelsenkirchen and literally everyone there was Turkish, don't think we heard our ancestors tongue (german) once. It wasn't until my buddy was almost bombed for asking for a pork chop that it hit us that the plane probably took a wrong turn and drove us to turkey. Such cases.

Should have gone to bed sooner....
Good night, then

>>77562766
good night

>>77562766
G'nite

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>>77562409
>spox
>/pol/
>phoneposter

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>I don't rate /pol/

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>>77547183
Pls include /autbundes/+/SSL/ in the next thread

>>77564040
meh...I think anything bundes in the OP will make the mods find us even quicker

>>77564040
Cashpoint Altach winning the league la

>>77564130
Then just include /aut/ and /swi/ (or /ch/) in the next thread

>>77564169
How did you even get into supporting Altach, Jerry?

Could be a DDACHL thread

>>77564194
Austria bro posted a autbundes thread of them vs Salzburg and their stadium was maximum comfy. Stuck around for the memes and hoofball

>>77564206
Lusosphere? I don't mind Brazil but the portugese frogposters should stay out.

>>77564281
Leagues. Leagues is the word she was looking for, you absolute moran

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>>77564206
>Goldenes DDACHL

>>77564423
>for me, it's grasshoppers fc

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>>77564423
How often do you think she fugged on that roof?

>>77564537
>dem braidz
at least once a week

>>77564423
How long how long before this is converted into a mosque?

>>77564649
>Tyrol
The mountains are too much for sandniggers

https://mobile.twitter.com/henrywinter/status/895787236872138752

ughhh I'm bored. just started rewatching twin peaks

>tfw cant watch the dfb-pokal quali tomorrow because I have to work

JUST

>>77564701
but werent there some idiots cutting off some gipfelkreuze a while ago or was this elsewhere?

>>77564735
>bear cum

heh

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>>77564735
Based kournikova

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>>77564262
Wolfsberg's Lavanttal Arena is also pretty comfy

>>77565532
based

>>77564755
Never heard of someone cutting them off, I really don't know

>>77565532
>two tiers
UGH would have been an 11/10 otherwise

>>77565756
https://www.welt.de/vermischtes/article157935810/Die-Angst-vor-dem-Gipfelkreuz-Hacker-in-den-Alpen.html

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>>77565840
Kapfenberg's Franz Fekete-Stadion is also nice

>>77565875
That was in Bad Tölz, Bavaria

>>77565977
whoops yr right. my bad

>>77565946
Yes, breddy gud. More comfy Austrian stadiums.
Linz's is ugly af

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>>77566037
Do you mean the large Gugl or the current TGW-Stadion?
More one tier porn for you, Gernot-Langes-Stadion in Wattens

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>>77566415
>dat mountain in the background
hmnnng

And whichever stadium looks like a horseshoe from above

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>>77566985
>horseshoe
Yep, that's the Gugl. I like the round shape of the roof.
Sturm's Merkur Arena looks very nice at night

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Stadium: Stadion Hartberg
Club: TSV Hartberg
Capacity: 4'500
League: Erste Liga (2. AUT)

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>>77567399
>tfw Austria seems so comfy and I'll never be able to visit

>>77567584
I'm pretty sure you'll be able to soon.
It doesn't even cost that much money

>>77567821
where in austria are u located at m8?

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Stadium: Ertl Glas Stadion Amstetten
Club: SKU Amstetten
Capacity: 3'000
League: Regionalliga Ost (3. AUT)

>>77567906
I'm not telling anyone where I live lol

>>77567976
kek then just tell the bundesland. just curious if I maybe visited somewhere near

>>77567906
Where in Holland u located mate?

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>>77567821
One can hope la
>>77567957
Noice
>>77568019
t. FSB

>>77567976
t. Fritzl

>>77568070
Eindhoven

>>77568145
Your specific address?

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Stadium: Sportanlage Stadlau
Club: FC Stadlau
Capacity: 5'000
League: Regionalliga Ost (3. Aut)

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The main stand of Cashpoint FavAC (4. AUT) was built into a block of flats

>>77568448
looks like a legit ostblock stadium

>>77568448
Kek nice
Spoiler keep them coming spoiler

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>>77568482
That's Favoriten for you.
>the stand on the other side

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The main stand of Austria Lustenau's Reichshofstadion

>>77568756
Reminiscent of the outfield at the old tiger stadium

been awake way too long
good night sleep tight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqUPW21yH8c

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The demolished Lehener Stadion had two absolutely orgasmic one tier stands

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>>77568797
Good night, sweet prince ;_;

>>77568603
>>77568756
cute

>>77568797
>demolished Lehener Stadion

backstory?

>>77568780
sleep tight

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>>77568774
Allow me to interject with the picture
>>77568797
Best one yet in terms of stadium itself

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>>77568876
Muh dick
>>77568846
It was demolished when Austria Salzburg moved into what is now known as the Red Bull Arena Wals-Siezenheim, which was built in 2003.

Firstly because of the small international capacity and secondly because the old Lehener Stadion couldn't fullfill UEFA's safety requirements.

There's now a library, a retirerement home and some other shit there with what was once the pitch left untouched

>>77569038
Not entirely untouched, since they had to change the pitch's dimension but there's still some history left

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>>77569038
interesting, thanks

>>77569123
*dimensions

Gotta go to sleep.
Have a soothing goaltune:
https://youtu.be/tDGg2Bm51lc

>>77569250
Oh, and since you're probably the only one up, post the next thread USAbro

so why did Mor get the boot? did everybody in that dressing room get tired of rotating his boipucci?
what did anon mean that tuchel made him crawl over the whole field like an animal to discipline him?
I stopped following closely bundesliga a while ago (2/3 years).

>>77560814
>>77560875
okay

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>>77569250
>>77569296
Nice goalsong. Bump limit is 500 lad. Thanks for posting comfy stadia and good night

im close to shaving it all off

>>77570185
Me 2. Worry about how people would think I'm a skinhead tho

Wow, Austria went fully autistic there, huh?
Interesting stuff, though.

hm got invited to play kicker managerspiel but i dont really understand it

>>77569495
they hate danish people

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??

Today's matches (CEST):

19:00 TuS Koblenz - Dynamo Dresden

20:45 Holstein Kiel - Eintracht Braunschweig

20:45 Karlsruher SC - Bayer Leverkusen

20:45 RW Essen - Borussia Mönchengladbach

>>77571855
they also bullied JBL and injured him

>>77571871
it's DFB-Pokal btw

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>>77569495
he was bullied

>>77571871
Dresden, Kiel, Leverkusen, Gladbach

https://youtu.be/v_mHQEV1Nfk

>>77572162
how did you find this video?

>>77572178
A German journalist on my bundes twitter list tweeted it today.

Baraca in charge of negotiating!

>120 million bid too low
>"""increase""" initial bid to 90 million plus 40 million which are never going to happen

>>77572162
>tfw NOT CO-HORRNESS