/hoc/

>2 posts early
Kys

>>77546989
Teams gone next playoffs:
>Washington
>San Jose
>Calgary
>Boston
>Ottawa

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Reminder that the islanders will win the Stanley cup and Ho sang will win the calder

>>77547068
only san jose makes sense

TEAM 32 WHEN

>>77547068
Calgary and San Jose should make it again. Rest is a toss up, especially Ottawa and Boston

>>77547114
When Seattle finally builds a fucking arena

>Seattle battling Houston for 32nd team

I'd like one large bottle of vodka, please.

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>>77547139

imagine living in canada and your favourite hockey team being absolute shite
now imagine the face of your franchise being a spic
on top of that imagine that even your father doesnt remember your teams last cup win

>>77547144
>Houston team
>They're not called the aeros
>Seattle team
>They aren't called the metros

Whoever gets a team has to make that the name of the franchise. Anything else is a disgrace

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>>77547243
I concur

imagine living in finland and being a retard ugly mongol

>>77547087
That's because sheep like you never learn and read the real signs, every year you expect the exact same shit.

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ends in 4 and jets win 18' stornley tower

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>>77547316
feels good man 2bh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2tinqjEfqw&t

Imagine living on earth and being subject to gravity
t. ISS resident

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>>77547068
>San Jose

imagine doing your own dishes by hand

Fucking bettman.

>rags

>>77547786
why are you so fat and lazy you ugly retard mongol bitch?

>>77547827
why are you so angry you reddithawk

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*soars majestically into the national hokkei league*

Mcdavid career ending injury when?

>>77547931
hopefully never

t. jesse puljujärvi

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>>77547786
I always buy disposable dishes because I'm to lazy to do the washing-up.

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>>77547939

>>77547970
grim
i will never stoop that low

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>>77548125
>grim

no, im a hedonist, I enjoy my life.

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>>77547243
>>77547304
Seattle Totems are bust
>>77547867
Anyone else hoping the coyotes move to portland and keep the name as well?

>pulju isn't on your team
not fucking fair

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>>77548320
Totems are cool too, but if it happens they need to figure out a new color scheme because it's almost exactly the same as the Dallas Stars

>>77548380
just green + yellow
if anything they can just darken the green since dallas isn't changing anytime soon

>>77548348
imagine being a bottom tier shithole team living in a shithole city and through a magical stroke of luck get the bulju pick in 2017 nhl draft

lucky boys

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>>77548442

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>>77548417
so basically 2000's style Sonics colors? I could dig it.

I think we should wait until the Yotes are so despate they have to move to Seattle.
Anyway, Seattle is full of commie liberals so the odds of Seattle getting a new ice arena are very slim. They'd rather spend the money on books and a bunch of other retarded shit.

>>77548535
I live in a trailer and fuck my sister: the post

>>77548535
you don't even know the half of it. Voters approved a multi billion dollar underground tunnel, that supported on silt, in an earthquake liquefaction zone. The project was so tedious, it's 4 years behind schedule.

But letting a hedge fund manager build a 100% privately funded arena in an arena zoned area? nope, can't let that filthy capitalist do that.

>>77548535
Move them to houston and put the Avalanche in the pacific

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mmmm

When are the Blackhawks going to be good again? I want to see another Stanley cup win so I don't have to suffer the depression of being a Chicago sports fan

>>77548535
>>77548667
r/the_donald is leaking

>>77548667
>"muh evil capitalist system!"
>"A new Starbucks! YAAAASS"

Seattle summed up in general

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>>77548380
Dallas should just change back to their 90s looks, these totems unis are gorgeous

>>77548700
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF

>>77548657
>I don't know anything about city politics but criticize like I do
lmao

>>77548667
well, I legitimately feel bad for Seattle sports fans. Seattle used to be a half-way decent city, now it's gone to shit.

>>77548690
I don't think a second team in Texas would work.

>>77548700
justin, you should be running a country not shitposting and giving your country a bad rep on a sports imageboard.

>>77548711
Blame the Canucks, the old owner bought the Stars and changed the uniforms. I still find it bizarre that Derian Hatcher doesn't have his number retired despite being the longest tenured captain, and leading them to their only cup win.

>puljuposting
>cancer
>no bans

>kipps ass
>pretty good
>banned

>>77548735
Seattle itself is a lost cause. Liberalism for years has made their city go from a gloomy one to one where you cannot criticize a fat "women". Seahawks fans should be fucking murdered, but mariners have some of the best fans in the MLB. Texas could work with another team, but it's a toss up

you now remember that the flames traded Joe Nieuwendyk for Jarome Iginla

You remember that the islanders traded zedeno chara to the senators for alexi yashin

>>77548779
One of my buddies is a cunt of a Seacuck fan, but on the other hand I have to respect his dedication to the Mariners.

>>77548735
The city is basically out of the discussion at this point except for zoning purposes. Try using Google before you open your toothless mouth.

>>77548787
>looks at picture on the right

For me, it's Joffrey Baratheon.

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Is he Cell key material?

>>77548830
What city, Seattle or Houston?

>>77548891
It used to be, now it's getting more liberal and overpopulated as fuck. Not to mention the boatloads of illegals.

>>77548787
Look mom!

>>77547068
Atlantic is a complete crapshoot

>>77547867
Of course they would steal Vancouver's colors

>>77547786
Ontario electricity costs too much.

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>>77547085
HOOOO SANG
HO SANG
HO SANG
HO SANG
HOOOOOO SANG
HOOOOOOO SANG

>>77548891
I'd go live there, but the state is slowly going democratic. It's almost there because every democrat wants to keep illegals in, which means more votes.

>>77548855
Seattle

>>77548891
come to western PA danebro. my county is /comfy/ and white

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Last digit confirms which seed the Minnesota Wild finish wish in the Western conference

If I get dubs, this means the Pens will repeat as champions. If I get trips, the Red Wings will win the 2017 stan lee cup

i buy solo cups so i dont have to wash my glasses. but its weird because they only ever get used for water.

>>77548988
Gonna need the name of this hoebag

>>77549067
THICC

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Canes pêh

If singles all mild fans are pedos who should be castrated

>>77549099
I second this

>>77549067
gonna need the name of this hoebag

>>77549067
good lad and nice juicy forearms

>>77549106
when are you bros moving to atlanta?

>>77549164
Maybe when you fall asleep

>>77547681
Burns is your only good player and you have no good prospects

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>>77549284
>Ignoring Vlasic/Couture/Pavs
>Ignoring Tim Heed/Marcus Sorensen/Danny O'Regan
We're not the best off but we've still got a few good pieces in place, and a couple decent prospects. I wouldn't be surprised if we make the playoffs again, but I also wouldn't necessarily be surprised if we miss them either.

>>77549427
also Labanc and Meier

>>77547114
O M A H A

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>>77548973
what if he's not gay?

>houston
Would never work, look at how much Dallas' attendance dropped this season after they got exposed

>>77549427
Of last year's 16 playoff teams, SJ scored the 2nd fewest. They then lost their 3rd leading goal scorer to free agency. The 1C scored 7 goals last year despite playing 79 games. He also suffered a knee injury at the end of the season and was already not the quickest. Basically, if you shut Burns down you shut the whole team down. That's what happened during their March skid. While the Pacific division looks to be weak again, the central looks to be more competent and it wouldn't be surprising if the Pacific only got 3 playoff spots. Anaheim is the best in the division until someone proves otherwise. LA, Edmonton, Calgary and SJ will be fighting for 2 spots.

next stan lee bowl winners:
2018 dallas
2019-20 winnipeg
2021-22 edmonton
-23 arizona after matthews gets traded to the coyotes

>>77546989
If I were to of sound mind willing to trade Tuuka, what would you give me /sp/?

reminder to ignore seattle cucks

>>77549591
then he shouldn't move to philly

>>77549873
>philthy is in western PA
ohio transplant confirmed

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>>77548891
>No hockey choice
Shit quiz.

>>77549891
>only one person can respond to you
south jersey no sports team cuck detected

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>>77549917
>only one person can respond to you
that was my first post in the thread, so only one person did respond to me

>>77549955
nice selfie, go flyers

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>>77549972
you seem upset

>>77549894
Yeh that annoyed me too
Competitive fishing but no hokkei?

>>77548973
Sounds comfy af (googled it too), cheers Amerifriend!

>>77549591
Wait what? What did I miss?

>>77550009
I feel bad for your autism

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/r1a6O%2BHymoIpf98g%2FYrLlQ%3D%3D/page/1/

>>77550042
western PA is historically very gay friendly

>>77550046
w e w

>>77549696
What an awful show of finnish hockey """""""""""""""knowledge"""""""'"""""""

>>77549696
'18: Ducks
'19: Jets
'20: Leafs

Don't see the oilers winning any time soon desu.. The McDavid + Draisaitl contract-bit might ruin their depth?

>>77550094
Aaah, alright; thanks!

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How accurate is this still? What is it missing?

frankly my knowledge of hockey is literally unparalleled

i have followed keenly every playoff series from ~2003 onwards, and can recite the score of every series even further back than that to about 1965 off-hand, thanks to online research since then.

aside from being a statslord, i also have a mental montage of literally 10,000 playoff games: the goals, the state of the goalie, the coach's demeanor, even the way the refs were calling the game.

i am an admirer of the finer nuances of the game and have a deeper understanding of certain hockey concepts than any of you can even conceive.

honestly, there isn't a a single name of a player you can throw at me that i won't have some kind of opinion of, i am even an enthusiastic follower of hockey beyond the professional world and take nearly as much interest in a boxscore from a Swiss developmental league game as i do from any playoff game.

>>77550275
Only chubbs is salty and should honestly be considered a canadian

t. Patrick in Plymouth

>>77550275
never was accurate, just another sad trolling attempt by some american anon

>>77550425
What's your opinion on obscure Finnish forward Jesse Puljujarvi?

>>77550425
Tell me how much longer it will be before my Gotteron Dragons win anything.

>>77550668
Agreed, USA should be maxed out in both categories. Otherwise it looks fine.

>>77550702
Inner circles of scouts had him projected high. However he has not met expectations. It was only his first season. Growing up I imagine he used his size to dominate lesser competition. Now he will have to use his speed, shot, and cock to make in the NHL. I project him being a good 3rd line, serviceable 2nd line type of player. He will go on scoring streaks but be quiet too long to really be elite.

>>77550738
The future is bleak. However you can take solace in the fact will Christian Dube have a breakout season next year. He has that manlet grit and is due for a great season.

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>>77550702
Did someone say... bulju?

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*wins 2018 Calder Memorial trophy*

>>77549149
WalkGOD

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>>77550195
>Tfw

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>>77550949
Will da ducks win da cup next year?

>>77548266
>im a hedonist

wew, when you get tired the bread and circus, you're in for a ride

goddamn I haven't wanted to fuck this hard for a year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ns14hRqwY8

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hooked up with a qt off tinder and she doesn't want to meet up again because she says my dick smelled and tasted really bad and she thinks i'm gross and dirty.

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>>77552875
take a shower you fuck

>>77552875
ya blew it shithead

>>77552875
>americant shower

>>77552953
i didn't have time to shower

>>77552999
no such thing as "didn't have time". you gotta make time
>nice trips filthyboi

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>there are people on /hoc/ RIGHT NOW who support a team that has a finnish goaltender

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>>77553185

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>>77553185
>We went the based swede route

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>>77553185

>TOOT
>TOOT
>TOOT
let's go pens

>>77553416
>ducks """""""""""fans"""""""""""" dont even know their own goalies
pathetic, go back to apehoop

>>77553517
Keep up with the draft dumdass

>>77552875
I know that feel
Except for being a stinky gross fucker I'm a creepy self sabotaging weirdo

>>77553531
The ducks goalie is ______
fill in the blank

>>77553561
Current goaler is Pittsburgh native john gibson, but the ducks just drafted a swede rookie in the draft

>>77553588
is he signed to a contract?
do you know how the nhl works?
is english your second language?

>>77553603
>expains his meaning
>its not what i assumed because i didnt know
>better call some english nonsense to appear smart even though there is nothing wrong with his post.
Why are leafs such huge faggots?

>>77553656
>get btfo
>try to derail the conversation

>>77553673
Thats exactly what ypu tried to do, faggot

Anyone got an ETA for the next hexes get? Wondering if it<s worth staying up for it or not

>>77552875
kek that doggo

sorry cunts hockey is cancelled forever

>>77553733
So his cricket. I still won't be your friend though.

>>77553656
>didn't answer a single question
Where is the ducks goalie from again?
Either you misread the conversation, or you don't know who the ducks goalies are.

>>77553733
good thing you plebs mean field hockey when you say "hockey"

>>77553762
Obviously you cant read plain english

>>77553784
So hes not from sweden like you claimed? Or is there a swedish goalie under contract to the ducks?
or
Are you a fucking smelly unkowledgeable beaner who cant skate

>>77553811
See
>>77553588
Retard

>>77553835
So hes not swedish like you claimed?

>>77553845
Your reading comprehension is abhorent and you are trying to imply the ducks didnt just draft a swede goaler. You are a huge faggot and should an hero. Good day sir.

>>77553873
>has a finnish goaltender
you said the ducks have a swedish goalie, do they?
im sure the golden state warriors have room on the bandwagon, Hector

>>77553873
Just let him be man. He's either baiting your ass or is a legitimate retard. Either way you're wasting your time on him.

>>77553894
Thats why i said good day m8

>>77551267
*busts*

Okay so let's look at the facts shall we?
>San jose
biggest adult league and complex west of the Mississippi, produced a few players 7/10

>L.A
Cups and produced a few players. Should've produced a lot more when you add in the population. 6/10

>Anaheim
See L.A

>Phoenix/Arizona
Shit franchise, a total of 7 fans, and one NHL player. 2/10

>Dallas
Cup, one NHL player, more fans than Arizona. 5/10

>Tampa
No visible youth hockey programs, no players, 1 cup and decent amount of fans. 5/10

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>>77549696
>-23 arizona after matthews gets traded to the coyotes
Great post friend

>>77553997
>more fans than Arizona
that's not saying much. dallas is more like a 3/10 after going from 1st in the western conference and 2nd in the league with 109 pts to 79 pts and missing the playoffs. what the fuck is their problem?

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>>77553997
friendly reminder the league admitted they unironically refpucked tampa the cup

>>77554056
That was a goal regardless. That's one fuckinh idiotic play by the refs and it should have counted. Too bad gary wanted the sunbelt to win

>>77554056
>>77554032
Dallas and Tampa dropped to 3/10

>>77553517
>>77553561
>>77553603
>>77553673
don't reply to spics you faggot

>>77553997
Most of Minnesota is west of the Mississippi

>>77554275
which part is the pedophile part

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>>77549099
Thanks for nothing shitbag

>>77549567
hi peyton

>>77547085

reminder that tavares isn't coming back

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>check youtube
>hundreds of highlights on marchand slewfooting players

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>>77547798

look I can tolerate americans or canadians but taking it from a fucking paraguayan is a bit much for me

>>77553997

Tampa is easy 7/10, owner's done amazing outreach and has turned tampa into a hockey town. The place is absolutely obsessed with them when they do well

>>77554613
lmao

bill is a /hoc/ meme senpai

>>77554633
they actually have good attendance tho

>>77554676
YEAH THAT'S RIGHT TAMPA IS A HOCKEY TOWN HEAR ME ROAR

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>>77554676

>>77554688
Just wow. What shit fans

>>77554538
pretty sure the rule book specifically lets him do it because whatever

>>77554032
>wtf is their problem?
Finnish """"""""""goaltending""""""""""

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man I'm drunk

post some dank memes

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>>77555189

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>>77555189

>>77554688
is this a hawks "fan" putting on a bolts shirt or a bolts "fan" taking off the bolts shirt

saw big buff at the local hesburger the other day chomping down two megameals with sprite. without lying he looked to be about 150 kilograms and in no shape to play a full nhl season. big problem

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>>77555189

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>>77555189
>suolakurkku-riku :DD

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>>77555189

>>77555699
this is what would birth if matthews fucked a golden retriever

mikä se nettisarja oli jossa ne kaks villegalle jonnea matkustaa ympäri ameriikkaa ja tapaa änäri pelaajia?
vasta joku linkkas puljusta pätkän

t. lomalla tylsää

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>finnish posters

>>77556300
go to bed jacques

>gaybeck
>nhlel
who will cuck them this time? My guess is xheattle

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>>77556687
>being this insecure

>>77556703
S E E T H I N G
enjoy the q it's all you'll ever have kek

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Post >yfw another desert town gets a team before Gaybeck

>>77556766
O M A H A

>>77556288
nhl without a map

>>77547522
Who is this guy? What a handsome lad

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>>77555553

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>Leafs 16:1 to win cup
>Hawks 16:1 to win cup

>>77557456
Everyone is falling for the promising rookies meme despite the >laffs barely qualifying for the playoffs thanks to a shit ton of loser points. They'll definitely be a force to be reckoned with in a few season, but they're still nowhere close cup contention

>Jagr still isn't signed

>>77558098
UMA

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laughing SO HARD at ted from akron

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Justify this.

>>77558264
it's the >mild desu

Will Seattle finally get a hockey team?

I think it would be a great market for the NHL to tap into seeing as Seattle as of late has been pretty rabit supporters of their fucking soccer team of all things, I imagine an NHL team in the middle of down town would be a giant success especially with all the expats moving to the city

>>77558330
are there really canadians moving to seattle? why would you do that, its basically a canadian city.

>>77546989
>earlyfag thread won the war
the pedigree this place once had is slipping

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>>77558183
D E L I C I A

>>77558354
Lots of people from new england

Chicago guys are in town all the fucking time as well because of Boeing

Microsoft is here, as is Amazon, people from all over the world come through this city

>>77558369
oh, thought you meant canadian expats

>>77558330
build a fucking suitable arena and we'll talk
until then please stop posting this garbage

>>77558377
BC is just up the road and we have a ferry going to Victoria everyday several times a day so Canadians obviously come as well

Helsinki NHL team when?

>>77558355
More like this offseason is so shitty so far that no one gives a fuck.

>>77558382
They have plans they just need a team, they aren't building a stadium without having a team locked in
The Hansen group is pursuing an NHL team hard because they think it'll be easier to get an NHL team at this point than an NBA team (their true goal)

>>77558394
>they aren't building a stadium without having a team locked in
no.
seattle is not a special snowflake, build the arena you've talked about for the last 3 decades or fuck off

>>77558388
>helstinky
>not oulu

>>77558383
doubt it desu, maybe a few hipsters, but the canucks are right there.

>>77558405
How about you learn what you talk about kek
http://komonews.com/news/local/seattle-picks-oak-view-group-for-possible-keyarena-remodel

you know key arena exists right

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r8 fan tasy draft

also got some nylander, korpisalo and sergachev from notables

>>77558354
I know your mom pays for everything, but it's incredibly expensive to live in Canada compared to the states. I'm thinking of moving to Wyoming if I get the chance because it's way too expensive to live here anymore.

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you can only post in bread if your team has more beards than cups

>>77558417
the key arena is fifty-five (55) years old now, dumping money into it is a complete fucking waste of resources

>>77558423
Actually your mother pays most of my expenses. I live in gods alberta and make a lot of money, so I don't have to whine about being poor on the internet.

>>77558417
>>77558434
also its tiny as fuck
>15,177 (ice hockey)
it would have the smallest capacity in the NHL

>>77558434
Dropping half a bullion dollars on a stadium with foundation is more than enough for a renovation

you know nothing about property development if you think an NHL arena needs to be $5bn or something

suitable arena exists and will work just fine until the SODO arena gets built

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>>77558468
Yeah it's fucked
They would have to build in sodo if anything

>>77558468
it'd be temporary until the SODO arena is built which will take 3-4 years to build

have you really not read anything about this?

>>77558471
you know nothing about economics if you seriously believe a private corp if gonna drop a half bil on a half a century old arena

>>77558483
>suitable arena exists and will work just fine until the SODO arena gets built

? it'd work just fine as an interim stadium until the Hansen group builds theirs in SODO lol
LA raiders were playing at USCs stadium last season for fucks sake kek

>>77558482
so now they are gonna spend 500 million to completely walk away from the arena in 4 years time???

does the term ROI mean nothing to you? BUILD A FUCKING ARENA AND WE'LL TALK NIMROD

>>77558505
uh yeah, key arena needs a renovation anyways and makes 90% of its money from events like dotati and concerts

it'd work fine as an interim while the sodo stadium is built not sure why this triggers you so bad

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You may only post ITT if your fanbase is incontinent

>>77558520
they dont need to spend 500 million to satisfy the nerds at ti
>not sure why this triggers you so bad
your fucking delusion is what triggers me

>>77558535
they do need to spen 550 million on it since like you said its a 50+ year old building (and they are whether you like it or not)

it'll work just fine as the interim for a few years then they'll move the team to SODO just like the plan is

>>77558468
Isn't Winnipeg 15000?

>>77558532
>not drinking at least four beers/period

>>77558406
Oulu is a shithole. No one living in the south goes there voluntary.

>>77558557
15,294 for hokkei

>>77558549
>Leiweke said the tentative plan would be to start construction after the 2019 NCAA men's basketball tournament games at KeyArena, with the hope of opening in 2021.
>2021
>the key will be ready 4 years from now

you can fuck off anytime now faggot

>>77558590
so we'll have a team in 2025 lol big deal

the stadium will get built in sodo then they'll just switch it over

>went from no stadium exists to we'll have one in 2021 with an NHL/NBA exclusive one in 2025

just educating you is all :)

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>>77558566
t. homo jealous of da dynasty

>>77558612
no stadium does currently exist and you are asking for a team now

you didnt educate me on anything all you did was prove my original point

>>77558622
no you said no stadium exists and there wont be one

we'll have one in 2021 and an nba/nhl exclusive one in 2025 not sure why you're so upset about this lol its not a big deal

>>77558630
do you struggle with reading comprehension?

>>77558633
do you? why are you so upset that we have an arena for an nhl team lol
just because you don't like it doesn't mean it doesn't exist

>>77558406
>Uleåborg
>good
pick one and one only

going finn bashing tonight lads gonna beat up at least 6 i think

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City of Xeattle will find a way to fuck this up like they've done in the last 20 years
Why are they prioritizing upgrading the old fossil over the sodo plan?

>>77558641
>why are you so upset that we have an arena for an nhl team lol
you dont currently have one and are riding on a proposal that doesnt break ground for another 2 years(assuming the plan doesnt fall through like so many others have)

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All these faggot southern gayboys bashing on based Oulu need to zip it right this instance.
Oulu Car Parts is the last true dynasty in modern hockey and rival the Kurri's oilers in magnitude and impact made on hockey world.

Zip it.

>>77558664
nah key arena is a fine interim arena for an nhl team until the sodo arena is built
if the nfl will let the rams play at the Colosseum for 3 years the nhl will sure as shit let a team play in key arena for a few years as well
just because this bothers you so bad doesn't mean it isn't reality bud

@77558680
shut the fuck up ugly mongol bitch

>>77547304
wish i was part of a sports team in the early 20th century, just seems so rugged and manly, unlike me :(

>>77558680
No one cares.
This is like posting Canadian high school basketball teams in an NBA thread

>>77558423
One corner of Wyoming is nice, the rest of it is dogshit

>>77558719
Shut the fuck up, the thread is not called /nhl/, its /hoc/

Go cry in a corner, casual.

>>77558680
>sm liiga
is this 2001?

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>I live in gods alberta

>>77548667
That's actually good though. It clears the view and effectively replaces the viaduct. Boston did something similar and it's beautiful now. Vancouver on rhe otherhand is taking down their viaduct and replacing it with uhh well uhh. Dude bikes lmao.

i hope xheattle doesnt get a team and it goes to kansas city. NHL needs to balance out the divisions and give the central 1 more team. Maybe theyll also be like the NFL and make 4 divisions per conference instead of 4 super-divisons they currently have now.

>>77558686
why are you trying to make this about me?
if the key arena is fine for an interim arena why doesnt seattle already have the request and $500 million into the hands of the nhl?

>>77558747
Houston desu

>>77558728
>not caring about the equivalent to an elementary school hockey league makes you a casual

>>77558751
just waiting for a team at this point :)

>the NHL will never fold all the useless sunbelt teams, expand roster size and limits and salary cap.
NHL needs fewer teams not more.

>>77558760
no you arent, you havent done either of the things i said
you really do struggle with reading comprehension

>>77558773
nah key arena will work as an interim arena just fine no matter how much you think it doesn't exist
just need a team to come at this point then the sodo arena will be built and they'll just swap over
no big deal it'll happen

>>77558756
no, not caring about the 3rd best league in the world makes you a casual.

Now zip it

>>77558480
Barclays center has some competition

http://www.gd.se/ishockey/shl/stjarntatt-i-gavlerinken-i-kvall-vi-sander-brynas-internmatch-svarta-mot-vita

Brynäs White vs Brynäs Black RIGHT NOW

squads


VITA LAGET:

>Målvakter:
David Rautio
Anders Lindbäck

>Backar:
Christian Djoos
Marcus Ersson
Jörgen Sundqvist
Lucas Carlsson
Marc Zanetti

>Forwards:
Aaron Palushaj
Louie Caporusso
Elias Lindholm
Jonathan Granström
Jesper Jensen
Jakob Silfverberg
Juuso Ikonen
Oskar Lindblom
SVARTA LAGET:

>Målvakter:
Felix Sandström
Jacob Markström

>Backar:
Lukas Kilström
Simon Bertilsson
Karl Markström
Henrik Larsson
Mattias Ekholm
>Forwards:
Johan Larsson
Samuel Asklöf
Johan Alcén
Jacob Blomqvist
Anton Rödin
Nicklas Bäckström
Linus Ölund
Christopher Liljewall
Jesper Boqvist
Calle Järnkrok


>nhlers
Calle Järnkrok
Nicklas Bäckström
Johan Larsson
Mattias Ekholm
Jacob Markström
Elias Lindholm
Jakob Silfverberg
Anton Rödin
Anders Lindbäck

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>>77558756
LOL! liiga bulls will absolutely humiliate kanada in the olympics.

I just want Seattle to get a team so ican drive across the border honking my truck horn with my middle finger out the window and giant canucks Flags at the sides.
That and a cheap way to see NHL games
Mostly the latter.

>>77558785
again you are trying to make this about me
the key isnt ready for an nhl team in its current state or seattle would already be in the process with the nhl for expansion.
the key "renovation" is nothing more than a proposal and its 4 years away at best estimations
the new arena is still a complete pipe dream

get your arena shit in order and we'll talk faggot
im done here

>>77558752
Houston aeros would be fun.

reminder that the Yotes were one vote away from moving to seattle in 2013
that meant that key would be an interim at best

>>77558817
>he needs the best players in the world to not be allowed to play in order for his joke of a country to win any games

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>>77558809

>>77558836
iirc the state of the key was on of the biggest points of contention for landing the franchise

>>77558825
key arena will work just fine, it has enough room to have a team play in it for a few years while the sodo arena gets built
just because it makes you mad or something doesn't mean it isn't true
not a big deal for them to switch over once the sodo arena is done

>>77558809
is this higher quality hokkei than finnish elementary school hokkei?

>>77558817
>>77558792
>>77558728
>>77558680
>>77558615
>>77558566
>>77558419
>>77558388
>>77557007
>>77556333
>>77556288
>>77556256
kys

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>>77558933
>>77558918

>>77558264
If Minnesotans were smart they'd be North Dakotans tbqhsenpai

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do it /hoc/

>>77558809
hello why are they playing and why do they have nhlers is it for charity? thank you

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>>77559037

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>>77559037
ei saa kiusta

Imagine being a xheattle faggot assdildo

>>77559263
id rather an hero than deal with Ballmer's cock down my throat

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sopa de macaco

>>77559342
forced reddit tier nonmeme

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>>77559446
you wouldnt feel that way if you had a full stomach
i suggest something that is uma delicia to satisfy your hunger

imagine being obsessed with reddit

I don't get why it's only one leaf forcing it.

Whats the deal with /hoc/'s irrational hate towards Finland?

>>77559697
im bored and this thread is ded af
there were a few other replies from others last thread

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>>77559342
>tfw mom doesn't pack you sopa de macaco for lunch

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whens hokkei??

/hoc/ needs to be shut down in the summer

>>77559725
finland? more like funland
you guys are alright in my books

>>77559725
finland? more like bitchland
you guys are shit in my books

>>77559852
this

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>>77559901
just excuse my friend here finland

>>77558646
xheattle will have no chance
O M A H A will get a team first

the carolina hurricanes (2006 stanley cup champions)

>>77548700
Go back to tumblr cancer
>>77548710
>tfw Marner-Matthews-Nylander line on the horizon
Gonna be elite as fuck

>>77552875
Then clean your dick out nigga