/nfl/ general - smokin' jay edition

>>77544630
>You will never just bro out with Jay Cutler

Why even live

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Tom Brady is gonna wish he never crossed paths with the Cutty.

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>>77544635
Why would you want to party with a sad clown? Im not into that Pagliacci shit nigga.

Get me a REAL party QB.

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>The Denver Broncos are "aggressively pursuing" a trade for Cincinnati Bengals quarterback A.J. McCarron

http://1043thefan.com/159756/broncos-pursuing-trade-mccarron/

Elway you madman

>Five year contract to a running back, making him the highest paid back in the league
Top lel

>>77544669
Party QBs suck 10/10 times
God fearing redneck qbs are the way to go

>>77544694
This is for correct
JMoney being prime example

>>77544704
Who?

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>>77544704
>this is for correct

>>77544708
Johnny football
Better known as Johnny "Money" Manziel

>>77544694
I don't know a single redneck QB not named Brett Favre.

>>77544731
Phillip Rivers

>>77544739
>single redneck QB's that won a ring
fixed.

>>77544759
Terry Bradshaw

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>Rumor has it Bill Belichick talked to the entire Jaguars team for half an hour after practice yesterday

Is Big Dick Bill gonna jump ship and meme the Jaguars to the Super Bowl?

hello afc championship

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With the addition of Jay Cutler the AFC East just became the worst division.

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>Be Derek Carr
>have the best pass protecting offensive line in the league
>Be the least sacked starting QB in the league
>have a bunch of weapons around you and solid all around on offense

yet despite that

>one of the worst accuracy ratings among starting QBs
>still hasn't posted a league average YPA
>below average QB Rating every year
>6th highest Failed Completion Percentage in the league

And the Raiders made this dude the highest paid Quarterback? Carr is due for a regression this season probably something like 15+ interceptions

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Have a great retirement Vince

>>77544731
Dak Prescott

>>77546916
Raidhers need to get ready for another 6-10, 7-9 season.
This coming from a Bronco fan who totally respected what they did last year, but the reality is that so many of those games were comeback wins, and that's hard to replicate.

Broncos probably going 9-7 again akd barely missing the playoffs, but AFC West is changing.

>Chargers: 11-5
>Chiefs: 10-6
>Broncos 9-7
>Raiders 7-9

This all pends on whether the chargers can stay healthy. They're a damn good team who should have won more games last year, even through all the injuries. They fell apart in the fourth a lot.

Phil is without a doubt the best QB in the division, but the world just doesn't like to see things go his way.

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>>77544649

>>77544630
>Joe mixon on third team offense
>Jeremy Hill starting
Please die Marvin Lewis
>Marvin Lewis has blood clot
Good

That feel when legitimately excited for Cutler. Pretty sure 34 year-old retired Cutler is legitimately the best Dolphin's QB since Marino

>>77547038
When did the Chargers get a new QB??

>>77547075
Reminder that Marvin Lewis has a ring

>>77544680
>the absolute state of the 2016 quarterback class

Literally only Dak and Wentz are going to escape failure.

>>77547034
Niggers aren't rednecks

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>>77547125
I'm ready

>>77544680
AJ McCarron is severely underrated

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>>77547102
>Forgetting based fucking Chad

Dude is legitimately the 3rd or 4th best QB who has ever played for the Dolphins


Is Cutler supposed to start over Moore?

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>>77547123
>assistant coach

Those only count if you have your own Owl rings.

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>JJ Watt playing tonight

>>77547158
Until he plays, then Moore will be out there.

>>77547154
It's just a rumor though and the Bengals would never let go of him while he's under contract

>>77544694
Staff doesn't suck

>>77546777
lol
who are you losing to you in the Super Bowl?

>>77547106
When their WR's came back healthy

I hope Jay crushes it so we can all lol about white privilege

>>77547252
In addition to Krap getting signed and being awful

>>77547190
>tfw Moore's mom was my sister's teacher last year
>tfw when Moore's mom freaked out on the fins staff when kids mentioned the playoff game
>tfw sister has it on video
Kek

>>77547259
wait, Kaep got signed?

>>77547279
proof or you're full of shit

>>77547237
...but still, they got a new QB?

No way Rivers gets another double digit win season again. He would barely eek those out before.

Other sports aside, Colin Cowherd is legitimately one of the best analysts when it comes to the NFL.

>>77547288
No, I'm hoping he will be just to show how bad he is

>>77547125
2 good quarterbacks is a good draft class. You wanna see bad? Take a look at the 2013 draft class.

Geno fucking Smith is the best QB out of there.

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>>77547259
>yfw Brady faces Kaep in the Superb Owl and literally murders him with a Trump "Make America Great Again" hat on under his helmet

>>77547323
That was the year of backups. Glennon, Landry Jones, etc.

>>77547300
not under Mike he won't
>firing Marty after a 14-2 season
>the city of the Chargers FO

>>77547374
Hey getbrady! Get this! *unzips dick

>>77547308
He's pretty good sometimes. But other times he does something retarded like this

https://youtu.be/0lwIQZHZbic

>>77547308

He thinks the Falcons are going 8-8 this year

Can somebody tell me how Kaep doesn't have a job?

>>77547308
He's pretty good. Personally I prefer Florio, but both are head and shoulders above other hosts.

>>77547308
I guess his analysis is good but it seems like he always takes the controversial sides of arguments

>>77547472

Football fans don't want to be lectured about race.

>>77547416
get the fuck out here Old Gay, you and your zipperdick

>>77547472
He defended a military hero that America didn't coup into power.

>>77547466
They probably will

>>77547416
>unzips dick
you fuckin freak

>>77547499

Look at their schedule and find 8 loses

>>77547472
Lucky Ducky is actually a basketball american from Baltimore lol.

>>77547511
I'm predicting them 11-5

>>77547541

11-5 is not 8-8

>>77547466
The Falcons have been the definition of inconsistency since Ryan came to town.

Nothing is finite with them.

>>77547511
Packers
@Patriots
Cowboys
@Seahawks
Buccaneers
@Buccaneers
@Saints

There. 9-7. Might as well be 8-8

>>77547548
Sorry, different anon

>>77547548
debatable

The NFC south might be the most contested division because every team in it is going to shit the bed this year.

>>77547428
Thats just one of his "fill the hour" hottakes. I don't care about those.

When he does actual prediction stuff like the blazing five, and where he guesses the spread will open at, he's great.

>>77547472
1 not very good
2 prolly wants more money than the standard back up QB
3 he attracts a media circus

>>77547579

>falcons lose literally every single one of the contestable non-divisional games
>get swept by bucs
>and then throw in a magical extra loss b/c math is hard

hmm no bias there

>>77547644
There any good teams in this league right now?

>>77547610
Man Id like to see what the Bucs could do with a half decent Oline. Winston and Mariota both look like they could become great QBs.

>>77547614
Least favorite analyst? I hate Pete Prisco. Guy has no idea what he's talking about and he's so smug about everything.

>>77547666
Hmm, you're right they should be 16-0 huh

Kaep is unemployed in football for the same reason Tebow is.

>Preach something above football
>Ensure media circus to follow
>Media circus = not wanted

Tebow sucked, let's be real. Kaep is alright. A shit ton of potential in the right system, you fucking memers.

The issue is that in football, the model QB is exemplified by silence and football IQ. Anything past that, and it becomes problematic.

Get some sponsorships, play some ball, that is all.

>>77547690
Rodney Harrison is the worst

Cutler to Landry
get used to that /nfl/ ;)

>>77547466
Hardly a controversial opinion. Hard to shake off the kind of loss they had in the owl.

I thought his NFC predictions were fine. He gave sound reasoning behind every team's record.

Is Kaepernick just Tebow's arch-nemisis?

I really like how Captain America verbally bitch slapped Kaepernick in that comic issue a few months back.

>>77547698

I just originally started this in response to the idea that Cowherd is not retarded.
He says Falcons go 8-8 that's pretty improbable based on their roster and their schedule.
I think if you wanted to be fair you'd assume they will split the division and split their "tough" games and go 11-5 at worst.
Of course anything can happen but I just don't see how Colin is "the best analyst" and then sees them going 8-8 (and the fucking Panthers going 10-6)

>>77547511
They were 8-8 2 years ago and only 11-5 last year. They lost to the fucking 16 eagles, so there's plenty they can lose.

>>77547774

>anything can happen so they will go 8-8 <:^)

daily reminder that the browns have a more recent playoff appearance then the bills

>>77547690
>Least favorite analyst

Hard to say because the NFL has the absolute shittiest analysts of any sport. Colin is basically the only non-esoteric guy who's opinions I give some credence to since he could actually make money as a professional bettor.

Probably McNabb if he even counts.

>>77547819
>being so anally ravaged that you cant accept 8-8 as a possibility

Fuck off m80 cunt. The Falcons arent elite and a super bowl loss is hard to overcome. If 8-8 is unlikely but possible than you should be happy. You cant guarantee 10+ wins unless youre the Patriots.

I can tell you one thing though. The Falcons will NOT win the Super Bowl next season and there is LITERALLY nothing you can do about it. So there.

>>77547874
wide right

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>football tonight

How much is Watson gonna play?

>>77547950
Im more interested in that Asian RB the Panthers drafted desu.

>>77547950
W A T T

>>77547950
>>77547985
Dubs and Watt and Watson get season ending injuries tonight.

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>>77548010
Not today

>>77548033
Checked

>>77548033
>>77548077
Double checked

>>77548033
>dubs

Toxins are blessed with an injury free game

>Kansas City Chiefs
>Not in Kansas

What did they mean by this?

>>77547927
>guy thinks his favorite team that just went to the super bowl is better than 8-8

>REEEEE YOU CAN'T GUARANTEEEEEEEEE

I think you might be the upset one here tbqhwyfam

>>77548094
Missouri doesn't deserve two teams.

did the falcons defense get gutted or something? or the O line? i'm sure ryan can meme it up with literal who receivers and backfield

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pics of Jay Cutler from practice today.

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reminder that Bortles is an underrated QB

>>77547758
Collins has a low opinion of Matt Ryan and thinks he's "Dalton in a dome". I think that's a big influence on his opinion.

Either way he's wrong. The falcons are going to be one of the best teams this year. I'm very confident about that

You now remember when Carlos Dunlap and Geno Atkins were good

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>>77547472
>>77547489

What most liberal trannies dont get is that Colon Kaepernick would have a job: IF did not demand his 15/mil year, and a starter franchise again. After he washed out. He has proven he NOT worth that anymore. And has proven helping a team win is SECONDARY to his BlackLiesMatter fake news propaganda, and Marxist politics. He did not want to be a backup, or prove he can play well consistently,

The question is why would ANY team hire him, when there are many other QBs can give chances to for 1/15 the price?? And that just want to do their job duty well. Kaep is a proven bust. Only a meme option QB that is too dumb to read team defences.


Dont liberal trannies understand that Colon Kaepernick did not get paid 15mil/year by his employer to be an "activist"?


Dont y'all liberal trannies ever had a JOB???


What does an employer/company want and pays for?


1. To make them win. To make your company/team the best.


2. To make them money.


3. To do your JOB duties first and foremost.


What does an employer will NOT give you promotions for, and will NOT pay you the top $$$ you ask for:
1. To wash out, and prove you suck at your job. So much that they have to replace you for another shitty employee that worked/played BETTER than you for a fraction of your pay.


2. To be the worst employee, and team, beside the Cleveland Browns.

Second wort team were Kaepernick 49ers.


3. To put your job/company secondary to the personal Bullshit you want


4. To insult your company, and country always.


5. To not be willing to prove you are worth a top $$ again, and immediately demand the salary of actual consistent Winners.


Dont liberal trannies understand Colon Kaepernick was not hire to be a BlackLiesMatter activist for 15million/year???


This is NOT complicated or common core jew math. Maybe for liberal trannies and Affirmative Action recipients is hard to understand one has to do a good job, and be productive at work. To get paid.

>>77544680
Relay vehemently denies trade rumors. It's going to be the semen demon show.

>Falcons
>not just another NFC meme team
9-7 at best

>>77548269
Did not read lol

>>77548296
This, NFC South has been a meme division for years.

>>77548296
>Your team
>lmao so bad not good
4-12

>>77548077
>>77548033
Weeee

>>77548296
>People don't know what Quinn is doing over there in training camp
He's basically turned all 90 of those niggas into navy seals. They'll be good

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>>77548304

Yeah u did. And you obviosly agree my nigga. You are just pissed im the Alpha dog here.

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>>77547758
Falcons schedule is hard as fuck. Their only "gimme" game is @NYJ. Their 2nd easiest game outside of the division is the Vikings at home, and they have:

>@NE
>@Seattle
>Dallas (Better on the road than at home)

3 of the absolute toughest games possible all in the first 6 weeks along with @Carolina and vs Miaimi which is far from the kind of confidence building schedule you want after coming off a demoralizing loss in the Owl.

Unless you expect the Falcon's divisional rivals to just roll over for them like they would for other teams, 8-8 is not an unrealistic prediction.

>>77548429
A fucking leaf

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>>77548495
You guys get a free win wk 1 in Chiraq.

Hard knocks more like hard cocks

>>77548495
Miami went 1-6 against teams .500 or better last season. They fold when faced with competent teams.

>>77548429
>leaf
>alpha
these words do not belong in the same sentence unless there's also a "is not" or "isn't" in it

>Eagles
>7-9 last season
>literally gave away at the very least 2 of those losses, specifically Detroit and Baltimore
>didn't have Lane Johnson for most of the season
>had worst group of WRs in the league
>rookie QB
Now they're going to have Johnson all year. They have a new group of WRs. Improved OL. A QB and head coach with a little bit of experience. All of that considered, there's absolutely no excuse for them to do just as poorly this year. Anything worse than 10-6 and I'm going to be disgusted.

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>>77548620

I agree my nigga. But I grew up in beautiful America. Still home of the free and land of the brave...despite all the liberal trannies trying to fuck it up. And I have always loved NFL football. I dont even watch the 3rd tier CFL here.

>NFL pic related

Is there any proof that Arik Armstead is even good?

>>77547346
Why would he do that as President Pence will be in office by then?

The Patriots are the only team in the league where it's completely unreasonable to predict they won't win more than 8 games. MAYBE Green Bay as well.

The Falcons wouldn't be the first, nor the last team to go to the Super Bowl and then miss the playoffs next season. They have done nothing to prove they aren't just a fluke meme team that got hot.

>>77548713
I'm curious, why are you still a leaf? We could use people like you in the US.

>>77548737
post it again

NFC North
Aaron Rodgers 67% 39 TDs 7 INTs 4,500 yards
Matt Stafford 64% 28 TDs 12 INTs 4,300 yards
Sam Bradford 62% 17 TDs 13 INTs 3,300 yards
Mike Glennon 59% 17 TDs 15 INTs 3,100 yards

NFC East
Eli Manning 64% 33 TDs 13 INTs 4,600 yards
Carson Wentz 62% 27 TDs 16 INTs 4,200 yards
Kirk Cousins 68% 27 TDs 14 INTs 4,800 yards
Dak Prescott 66% 26 TDs 11 INTs 3,600 yards

NFC South
Matt Ryan 65% 35 TDs 11 INTs 4,700 yards
Drew Brees 67% 32 TDs 17 INTs 4,900 yards
Jameis Winston 62% 31 TDs 15 INTs 4,200 yards
Cam Newton 56% 20 TDs 13 INTs 3,300 yards

NFC West
Carson Palmer 61% 28 TDs 15 INTs 4,300 yards
Russell Wilson 65% 27 TDs 10 INTs 4,100 yards
Jared Goff 60% 20 TDs 15 INTs 3,700 yards
Brian Hoyer 61% 19 TDs 13 INTs 3,400 yards

AFC North
Ben Roethlisberger 65% 36 TDs 10 INTs 4,700 yards
Andy Dalton 64% 24 TDs 9 INTs 4,200 yards
Joe Flacco 59% 19 TDs 18 INTs 3,700 yards
Brock Osweiler 60% 19 TDs 13 INTs 3,600 yards

AFC East
Tom Brady 67% 41 TDs 8 INTs 4,900 yards
Tyrod Taylor 61% 20 TDs 7 INTs 3,200 yards
Jay Cutler 65% 18 TDs 12 INTs 3,400 yards
Josh McCown 59% 11 TDs 9 INTs 2,100 yards
Christian Hackenberg 55% 12 TDS 12 INTs 1,600 yards

AFC South
Marcus Mariota 65% 28 TDs 7 INTs 4,000 yards
Andrew Luck 62% 27 TDs 14 INTs 4,400 yards
Blake Bortles 60% 25 TDs 15 INTs 3,700 yards
Tom Savage 61% 17 TDs 12 INTs 3,500 yards

AFC West
Phillip Rivers 64% 31 TDs 15 INTs 4,600 yards
Derek Carr 62% 29 TDs 14 INTs 4,400 yards
Alex Smtih 65% 22 TDs 9 INTs 3,500 yards
Trevor Simian 62% 16 TDs 11 INTs 3,500 yards

>>77548660
>literally gave away at the very least 2 of those losses, specifically Detroit and Baltimore

The Cowboys actually non-figuratively gave a free win to the Eagles when they rested their starters vs them in week 17.

Falcons are about to become the Pats of the NFC. Cap this and check back 5 years from now

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>NFLN still spamming LTs HOF speech all day everyday

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>>77548744
>I'm curious, why are you still a leaf? We could use people like you in the US.

Liberal trannies only like/want AllahuSnackbars or Marxist like ex 49ers Colon Kaepernick in the USA- that both hate America/West, what it stands for, and its flag. And people that hate the masculine alpha nature of the NFL.

>>77548799
Do you not remember how the Eagles lost those games against the Lions and Ravens though? They were running out the clock against Detroit, Matthews found a way to fumble and they lost. Then they rallied back against the Ravens, had all the momentum and decided to go for a 2 point conversation at the end instead of just tying and going to overtime. Of course, they couldn't convert. So another L for no reason.

This isn't even salt, these two losses most likely shouldn't have happened. Not that it would've mattered anyway, but I gotta think shit like this won't happen again this year.

Question, if you are the coach in a winnable game and your QB is struggling, would you bench him and put in the backup for only that game?

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The original party QB

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2017/08/09/tim-tebow-is-a-huge-box-office-draw-in-the-minor-leagues/

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>77548885
I'm just saying if you're gonna cite the games in which you should have won, you should also cite the free win you got because Mark Sanchez played half the game.

where can I get a legit Brady Superbowl jersey?

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DallASS fans will defend this

>>77548996
not eBay. been burned twice on there by sellers of fakes

>>77549016
so right now you have 2 fake jerseys at home?

>>77548997
5 superb owls

>>77549034
Gave them to my 'rents, they dgaf whether they're legit or not

>>77548898
Short answer: No

Longer answer: It depends

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>>77549048
did someone say... 5?

>>77549048
all before you were born

>>77549048
From last century

>>77549057
Even if the backup gives you chance to win the game?

>>77549071
i was alive for 3 buddy ;)

>>77549078
>;)
thats how i know you're lying

>>77549094
believe what you want

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>>77547374
>the city of the Chargers FO

>>77549071
>there are people born after '96 posting on this board
wew

>>77547300
Having terrible STs and defenses generally don't help.

>>77549076
And how exactly are you supposed to know that the backup will win?

If I ever take out my starter for just one game, it has nothing to do with whether or not I'm trying to win the game. It'd be because I'm either worried about my starter's mental or physical state, or I'm trying to discipline them.

How many of you are actually gonna watch tonights game?

>>77548304
>>77548269
No one did anon..no one did

>>77549199
I will, but I will probably stop paying attention by the 3rd Q

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Dan Marino giving Cutler QB tips.

Superb Owl confirmed lads.

>>77549199
i'll watch it for the chance that watt gets another season ending injury

>>77549245
>choker
>annihilated in his farewell game
playoff choke confirmed

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Reminder today is the NFL
debut of the next Rookie Of the year: Running Back Christian McCaffrey, AKA The Terminator.


Y'all be telling me rookie of year will be RB Fournette or DE Myles Garrett.


No way Jose my niggas. Fournette is great , but what can he really do with perennial dissapointment losers Jaguars ? He aint no Zeke lucking out to be with the Cowboys. And he aint got LeVeon Bell magic and great team and QB with the Steelers.


And Garrett won't be able to shine with the Browns. Plus he has a lazy ass reputation of relying too much on his physicality and does not follow through on plays.


Best performer at the NFL Combine was McCaffrey by far. Moves precise and efficient. Like a perfect machine. Perfect catching hands. AKA the Terminator. And has Alpha work ethic.


Panthers vs Texans in 1 hour preseason!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsQeQ9DS-bo

Will the Packer's running game this year actually be good?

>>77549265
delete this post

>>77549266
Posts like these hurt me as a panthers fan

>>77549200

U is not on my level my nigga. Im in the /sp/ Hall of Fame.

>>77549277
>as a panthers fan
gross why would anybody admit that

>>77549282
>taking pride in belonging to a non-existent entity
>

>>77549283
>gross
Are you a female talking like this?

The Jaguars roster next year can be:
>QBs: Josh Allen, Brandon Allen, Austin Allen
>WRs: Allen Robinson, Allen Hurns.

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>>77549318
>all those Allens

>>77549318
>Josh Allen
Barely an upgrade over Bortles.

>>77548734
>implying
Dreaming is fun ain't it

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>>77548933
I think Namath would like a word

>>77549335
they mostly come at night... mostly

>>77549402
There will never be another celeb qb like Namath. He was the errol flynn of his time.

>>77549402
>dem gorilla arms

>>77544630
DICKS DOWN
ASSES UP
MIAMI HERE
NUTS TO THE CUP

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Eagles

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>>77549299
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>>77549472
I like you

>>77547175
No, they count because the gints won off the back of his defensive strategy.

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>When the Patriots' third-unit offense worked against the Jaguars' third-string defense in the red zone, the sides made a friendly wager: The unit that lost the matchup would have to hit the deck for 10 pushups.

>With a smile, Belichick looked to the Jaguars sideline and declared Foster would have been tackled in a live situation, and thus made his team the loser. In doing so, Belichick dropped to the ground and ripped off 10 pushups.

>Every Patriots player in the drill followed his lead with no debate. Jaguars defenders celebrated.

LOL PATS BTFO

nah but I hope the Jags do good this year, I hope they learned something from the Pats, the friendliness of their practices outside of Dante Fowler being a nigger was really cute

>>77549318
>>77549335

>yfw Allen Robinson and Allen Hurns have the exact same middle name as well

>>77549594
god damn bill is amazing

>very shitty day at work
>understand now why people drink after work
>remember there's some shitty preseason game on

it's all gonna be ok isn't it

>>77549540
WOO HOO
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>77549623
You're gonna make it brah

>>77549594
>>When the Patriots' third-unit offense worked against the Jaguars' third-string defense in the red zone, the sides made a friendly wager: The unit that lost the matchup would have to hit the deck for 10 pushups.

Bortles

19-0
Only test is that back to back @ Den - Oak

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>>77549540
I want to get some comfy eagles pajama pants for the new season but NFL's store has fucking nothing in stock, and I don't live in Philly any more.

>>77547472
Because he's been hot garbage the past few years and he's asking for starter money when at this point he's practice squad player tier.

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from pol

> wake up
> gameday
> get ready for game
> quickly come to realization i'm a free agent
> checks twitter
> cracker tells me I am a garbage player
> fucking dick, I have to educate him on how oppressed I am
> kneels down and writes out long essay on the oppression of me and black people in my multi million dollar mansion
> take half-a-million dollar bugatti to ghettos to aid my people
> notice small, impoverished white child
> fucking racist, he doesn't understand the struggle
> scream in his face on how his white privilege is oppressing black people and holding them back
> bugatti gets stolen in middle of rant
> shit
> cops chase down innocent black man and arrests him
> oh fuck
> run up to pigs and educate them on how they oppress my people
> go home and go to bed in my cops are pigs socks
> another successful day of ending white privilege

>Bryant back

Fuck this

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>preseason starts for real tonight
>4 weeks of praying nobody important gets t their knee caved in

>>77544694
Phillip Rivers..Redneck

Rare Catholic Redneck tho

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>>77549777
Checked

>>77549777
>>77549788
WITTNESSED

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>>77549777
>>77549788
>>77549811
IDS HABBENING

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>>77549774
Too bad for some

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>>77549777
>>77549788
>>77549811
>>77549833

>>77549833
>>77549811
>>77549788
>>77549777
Whoa

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>>77549777
>>77549788
>>77549811
>>77549833

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>>77549777

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>>77549777
>>77549788
>>77549811
>>77549833

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>>77549668
>I want to get some comfy eagles pajama


>does not get the GOAT Tom Brady advanced TB12 tech pajamas like I am getting soon. So i can sleep in his GOATness.

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11

Fuck the jets

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>>77549920
12

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>>77549777
>>77549788
>>77549811
>>77549833

>>77549966
>>77549877

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>>77549966
>>77549977
The call that saved this thread

>T Tyron Smith dealing with a bulging dick.

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>>77549977
wat is happening

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>>77550017
The real call that saved this thread

>>77550022
What did I do?

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>>77549777
>>77549788
>>77549811
>>77549833
>>77549877
>>77549977
>>77549966
Rivers is /ourguy/

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Does anyone play tennis? Im pretty good at doubles

>>77550075
Not my guy

I wish the Broncos could just have a good QB again. Went through the gauntlet after Elway and then only got Peyton at the ass end of his career. Seman and Lynch have looked unimpressive and I fear it's going to be another 10 years of mediocre QB play that drives away any star players.

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>there is actual football on RIGHT NOW

Ahhh yisss

>>77550022
DIGITS

>>77550122

>>77547610
>forgetting the literal dumpster fire that is the AFC South

>>77550144
Stop these digits, football is on

>>77550180
You cant stop the digits

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>>77550180
I would if I could

>>77550206
digits stopped

>Kelvin Benjamin is sh-

Is NFL Network down for anyone else? Literally the only channel that's not working right so I doubt it's an issue with my provider.

Who's gonna have the best game?

>Watt
>Watson
>Kuechly
>Benjamin
>McCaffery

>>77550259
Try their website

>>77550259
Its working for me.

>>77550259
No it's just you because I'm getting the channel just fine

>>77550243
Yeah he's shit. Finish the sentence buddy.

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Is this commercial for real?

>>77550259
Mine working good. Call your provider and ask them wtf.

>>77550303
My nigga McCaffrey Panther is going to shock and awe.

Also maybe Watson of the Texans since Savage is getting molested.

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>>77550131
>>there is actual football on RIGHT NOW

Carolina women have to be the ugliest cunts in America

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So i went into the liquor store and when he asked for my ID i handed him a pokemon card of Machamp. It worked. Why cant you faggots be as chad as me?

KELVIN IM SORRY I CALLED YOU FAT

>>77550328
>Kelvin Benjamin is shi-

My stream is behind :(

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>>77550388
Life without football isn't life

>mccaffery gets absolutely swallowed up in the pocket on that td pass

yeah thats a pretty good metaphor for his future

>>77550504
purchase a cable subscription

>>77550535
Not for $75/mo

>>77550546
then deal with the choppy streams dawg or download acestream like everyone else

>>77550546
>not going to the game

Pleb

>>77550607
>Implying I live in NC

>>77550607
>not having a friend text you the play-by-play for the entire game

fucking fag

>>77550638
>he can afford to go to random preseason games weekly across many states

Go be poor somewhere else. This is America, if you arent making money you're a fucking douche bag

>>77550662
>cant afford

Stupid keyboard

>>77549272
yeah, not great, but it will also take advantage of the best passing game in the league

>>77550649
>not recreating the game from memory in Madden '04

Delet your ethernet and kill urself

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You just KNOW

>>77550763
Who's th@ qt

>>77550763
I mean I think that's Tom Brady but I don't know who the girl is

>>77550744
>not hiding in the impact crater on Bill O'Brian's chin to get a sideline seat at the game

Literally crawl back up your moms vaginal canal and try again in another 23 years

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>>77550773
>>77550776

Jessica Jung

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For me its Ron Rivera

Joe Webb is a big motherfucker

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>>77550763
you just KNOW

good throw deshawn

>>77550784
>not shitposting on spee using telekinesis while playing QB for the Toxins

Put a thick glass tube inside your erect penis and crack it like a glowstick

How many QBs wear #4 right now?
we have Carr, Dak, Deshaun and who else?

>>77550903
das it mane

hes already better than osweiler

>>77550884
>not shitposting on spee while mind controlling Deshaun Watkins from the comfort of your couch to play QB

rethink the choices you have made in life

>>77544630
Wait, you Dolphin fans are excited for the least clutch quarterback in the league?

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>Clemson fans are racemixers

*thinking emoji*

>>77550942
>not shitposting on spee while drinking bleach
get on it Old Gay

>>77550985
>Bleach
>not hydrochloric acid

Step up, nigga

>>77550985
Dont you have to be spamming another 47 brady threads and your faggot red sox thread through the catalog whilst pretending you actually have a job

Is there an /sp/ league on NFL.com?

>>77551007
don't you have to fuck yourself, you drunk rotting cunt?

>toxins have a guy named President

Murica

This Panthers QB Webb sucks. Put the previous nigga Anderson in you tard coach. Anderson was playing good.

And dont use McCaffrey like a traditional RB you cunt coach. He is multi puppsed. Give him some short routes accross middle.

>>77551071
so? the Pats used to have an All-Pro named Lawyer (Milloy.) It's a well-known trend of certain highly-educated black parents naming their kid "aspirational" names like that to buck the nigger name stereotype.

>49ers release OL Jeremy Zuttah

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000827496/article/niners-cut-ol-jeremy-zuttah-5-months-after-trade

>>77551058
>getting btfo by my quads in your gay red memes thread

Sad!

>>77551166
>not naming your son Gynecologist

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>>77551007
here's a great way for /sp/ tripfags to get hyped up for the NFL season

>>77551177
Quad dubs

>>77551166
and then you hear the name corn elder

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>>77551177
Getbrady forever cucked by oldbay

>>77551177
>WOW GUIZ LOOK AT MY DIGITS LOLOLOLOL U BTFO
this is how much of a faggot you sound like

>>77551199
Checked! Say, this won't create mustard gas will it?

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>man named Pleasant plays like a thug

Niggers shouldn't name people

>>77551222
Heh, nice trips, but they still dont beat my quads or quad dubs. Better luck next time kid

Deshan Wilkins can't hit his guys

It's kind of amazing how Not Robert Griffin, the parody Twitter account, is more relevant and popular than RG3 currently is.

>>77551304
Twitter was never relevant.

why do they keep advertising for a swedish lock maker

>huge scrum

That was a medium scrum at best

>>77551327
Is that what Assa Abloy is?

>>77551316
Trump was literally elected because Twitter wanted to keep it going rather than end up like another Vine. Twitter is only going to grow in the next 4 years.

watson is terrible

poor toxins fans

>>77551304
What are some good NFL humor accounts?

>>77551354
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assa_Abloy

>>77551327
I've heard of Assa Abloy on tv and radio for years but never knew what it was. I always though it was some latino insurance company. Who would've thought.

>>77551360
t. twitter intern
Fuck off jew

>>77551150

I apologize some Webb.


And shit, texans not helping Watson.