this is the soccer GOAT say something nice about him

>>77544502
Why is he touching her butt?

>>77544502

He's really, really good at football.

he can kick a ball very well

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whats this?

>>77544554
Bad chest genetics

>>77544502
What's that red thing below his belly Button?

>>77544554
pecho frio

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>>77544502
HMM

>>77544502
He has micro penis

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>>77544502
>tfw you will never have your middle school crush's chad bf assassinated in a car """accident""" just so you can swoop in with your football millions and marry her

>>77544502
I like the way he became a rich, famous, succesful person despite his autism. It gives hope to everyone on this board

>>77544554
that's a xiphoid process. likely protruding due to the HGH he took as a child.

>>77544554
bullet wound, messi is a war hero

>>77544554
Autistic pectum spectrum.

>>77544606
I-is this real?

>>77544805
Milky please

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>>77544838
>pectum spectrum

>>77544606
>women
>loyal
Amazing how Messi can hold on to this roastie while at the same time makes all his team mates want to be sold to another club. Who am I kidding, it's money is why she stays.

>>77544868
>>77544838
>>77544754
it's a xiphoid process though.

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>>77544892
>nerd

>>77544916
Nerd is still an insult in Oz? A nerd is now considered cool here because of Big Bang Theory and capeshit/star wars No one who uses the word nerd to describe themselves is smart though. Though being a true nerd is the only way to make $$$ now because STEM jobs are the only good paying ones/ones left anymore.

>>77544945
I don't think he was under any delusion that calling me nerd was a legitimate insult.

>>77544916
I just like to remind people that Messi was an HGH abuser.

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>>77544916
You learn about that when you do CPR. You usually break it and a few ribs while doing compressions.

>>77544850
yes

>>77544891
he's probably pretty easy to live with since he's away training half the time and recovering the other and doesn't seem to be a drug addicted alcoholic like most soccer players. yes even with autism point still stands since a druggie is worse than a guy who gets easily upset if you mix up his food choice

>>77545028
That's a perfectly acceptable sentence and usage of the word.

here's the results of a quick google search to help teach you better than I would be able to.

http://www.professorword.com/blog/2012/09/17/commonly-confused-words-allusion-illusion-delusion

I'm entirely too lazy to archive it but grab ad-block or archive it and take a second to become a bit more of a nerd.

He seems like a down-to-earth guy with a lot of passion for what he does

>>77544959
>you're basically niggerspic russia

based Big Strong Australian

please watch our sport

>>77544502
he looks like a slim dwarf
>>77544554
when players try to contrast him they often elbow him in the chest. It was especially common when he was growing up.

>>77546589
>when players try to contrast him
???? Autocorrect?

>>77546620
confront, fight him physically because they can't beat hi mtechnially, how do you call that?

>>77544959
Aussies are brainlets.

>>77544502
He looks like a fruitcake with his faggy blond hair and tattoos. Still the best footballer ever though.

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>>77544554
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>77550618
lel

>>77545067
He probably REEEES it up when he gets a 7UP instead of a Sprite.

>>77550618
Underrated post

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>>77550618

>>77544502
his arm is super short and his forearm is super long
barça cientists fucked up there

>>77550875
i would too 7up tastes like shit

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>yfw all those rumors and /sp/ memes about Antonella cheating on Messi at maximum frequency have gotten to you

Fuck. Does Messi know that he's not the father of his next child?

>>77544502
His body reminds me of an ant.

>>77552099
yours reminds me of Kirby.

>>77544554

It's where he gets injections. Read up on it last month.

>shaves pubes

>>77544502

When was the last time he ate something?

>>77544502
>those proportions
I thank my man G every day for not making me a manlet

>takes HGH for majority of life
>look like that
kinell

>>77555310
>majority
He's 30 now, it's likely he only took it for 4-8 years

>>77555317
started at 13 when Barca bought him. Apparently still on it (could be bollocks)

>>77544805
hnggg you can see the pussay

>>77555338
I doubt that. Taking HGH for soccer wouldn't provide much benefit aside from healing injuries and if he had been on it for all that time he'd look more like Phil Heath

>>77544502
>him
it's obviously a woman, also why is Messi pictured?

>>77550618
ded

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>>77550618
RIP in pepperoni my dear sides

>>77555317
>>77555365
>implying he's not on it for life.

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>>77544805
b r e h s

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>>77556591
RocCUzzo

Why do Argies have such Italian sounding names?

>>77544502
Antonnette looks like my gf

>>77544577
>self projecting Gook

I kek'd.

>>77544647
No it doesn't, the success was built from childhood onwards.

There is no hope for the rest, simple.

>>77544502
Which countries produce girls that look like Antonella? asking for a friend

>>77557177
Most immigrants probably took Spanish names because they wanted to fit in.

>>77557177
Cause half their population is italian, both italy and germany were the nations with more migrants in the XIX century
They don't speak italian cause there was no italian when they went to Argentina
it was before Garibaldi, each group spoke the dialect of his region and didn't talk to other itlalians so they end up talking spanish

Just as there are more whites in usa with german ancestry than english ancestry, there are more whites in argentina with italian ancestry than spanish ancestry

>>77557720
>whites
>italian ancestry
anon.......

>>77557933
ok mediterranean then
let's skip this white thing and just call whites northern european so you trolls stop with this shit

>>77544805
Too bad that Messi has no penis.

>>77557959
moor, just like you. stop pretending you don't get it because you can't accept the truth

>>77557972
If we are moors cause moors ruled us are we germans cause visigoths ruled us?
Are all hispanoamerican moors cause they were ruled by moors?

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>>77544502
he always seems so genuinely content and unconcerned about anything

happy GOAT is best GOAT

>>77544502
>>77544502
Jesus always got in fights with others huehuebr because i use to defend him.
That been said CR7 is playing the last 3 years way better then him.