/F1/ GENERAL

First for Haas.

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Reminder that Sophia Flörsch is the queen of /f1/

You could have least put an edition, you dorftrottel

>>77542884

He capitalised the /F1/ too. This will annoy a Finn. A lot.

>>77542884

>>77542888 has it covered

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Once again, most butthurt driver of the grid :DDD

>>77542929
>makes fun of it
>butthurt
I know autists don't know how social interactions and behavior work but you could at least try

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Make this F1 related

>you now remember the happiness of your care-free childhood

>>77542853
Only Brazilians should be allowed to make /f1/ threads.

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Does anyone know this cunt

>>77542961
nah m8. That's pretty passive aggressive pussy way to "make fun of it". If he was actually over it he would maybe make some funny remark in social media or interview but this is just being a bitch.
>he told me to suck his balls
>I'm gonna reference him sucking my balls by sitting on his picture
That's just autistic. If you are mad atleast have your own comebacks and don't just repeat how you were insulted.

>>77542929
>>77542961
>>77543093
Is that not Doornbos' car?

>>77543109
Doornbos just took the video

it's Hülk's car as you can see by the German flag on the headrest with "NICO" written next to it

>>77542853
Frumpy sisters edition

>>77543119
You're correct. I remember some driver who is not currently in F1 was driving (it was actually Rowland) was driving but Hulk was driving too. Sorry, guys. You can keep the (You)s though.

>>77543127
>You can keep the (You)s though.
You're not keeping the benis though.

>>77543127
can you see your Penis while you shower?

>>77543149
Wrong poster, and I will not be bullied into cutting off my lad because of someone else's lies again.
>>77543155
Only if I look down.

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>>77543039

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kymiring lads

>>77542929
>>77542961
Kmag
>Says "suck my balls" because Hülk is acting like a bitch.
>Stops thinking about it
Hülkenberg
>Gets visibly upset
>Complains to the press
>Complains to Charlie Whiting
>Complains to Kmags boss
>Complains to the press again
>Posts about it on social media
>Sits on a picture of Kmag
>Probably still SEETHING

>>77543338
>Hülkenberg
>>Gets visibly upset
>>Complains to the press
>>Complains to Charlie Whiting
>>Complains to Kmags boss
>>Complains to the press again
>>Posts about it on social media
>>Sits on a picture of Kmag
>>Probably still SEETHING
>>Never gets a podium

FTFY

>>77543328
Those elevation changes seem based

>>77543328
Looks like some sort of weird hand planer.

>>77543358
Only shit thing is the kink out of the final corner

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>>77543328
AFLA

>>77543914
good post

>>77543914
Witty

>>77544006
Her vagina tastes like almonds

>>77544015
Is it activated?

>>77544037
Was after I tasted it

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Why is there no full F1 1998 mod for Assetto Corsa? I would suck Nick's cock for one

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Are the rumors true?

>>77544146
Yes, I *am* the girl they're singing about in My Sharona

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>>77543914

>>77544221
is he getting a dick under his armpit?

>no F1
>no IndyCar
I'm just getting into motorsports. What should I watch to fill the void?

>>77505508
>>77505508
>>77505508
NEW

>>77544259
MotoGP is on this weekend

>>77544221
Hülkenberg tier comeback and trips denied
>AFLA

>>77544402
I'd say that's a Kovalainen-tier retort but that would be inaccurate as he still collected 4 podiums, including a win

>>77544259
Indycar has been uploading full race broadcasts for the last couple years on YouTube.
https://www.youtube.com/user/indycars

You could catch up on the season to date if you're so inclined.

>>77542853
þicc

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>>77542874
Correct

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Teenage girl eyefucked me in the bus today. Feels good. Too bad she wasn't old enough, would have asked for her number otherwise.

For me, it's Marta Garcia

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>>77545027
What did you rent at the library? Or was it a prison bus?

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>>77545027
who is that ejaculate angle?

>>77545027
I have started getting mired irl. Feels good that the workouts and diet are working.

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>muh Kubica
Worst meme in modern F1

>>77545116
Last time I was in library was 10 years ago. I was coming from the gym.

>>77545147
Some Czech slut.

>>77545205
Good for you, bro! We both are gonna make it.

https://youtu.be/WyQWuv-6dhU

How is the driving?

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>>77542853

Summer Stream: Spa 2007

>McLaren Excluded From WCC Due To Spygate
>Ferrari Win WCC
>Kimi On Pole

hows the f1 this season lads? i haven't been watching

>>77545932
No more MWL/HWL all the time

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>>77542853

Summer Stream: Fuji 2007

>First GP @ Fuji Since 1977
>Wet As Fuck, Massive Amounts Of Rain
>Toyota Bans Non-Toyota Flags From Fuji Circuit

>>77545932
Best since 2012, without Pirelli meme winners even

>>77545932
It's decent, if we cab get a real 3 horse race it would be great.

>>77546126
is this where wobbler wobbled his helmet?

>>77546285
Jup. And Ham bunched up the Field during the restarts so much that Vettel hits Wobbler

i sharted today and it sounded like a f1 car haha

went thru my pants

>>77542898
Too depressed to care.

>>77543060
>hamilton fan
and nothing of value was lost

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>>77542853

Summer Stream: China 2007

>Wet Dry GP
>Lewis D E N I E D
>McLelren Strategy

>>77546391
Why is Seb unable to drive safely at restarts?

>>77547808

Bad post.

>>77547805
Has anyone in the history of F1 been as eternally BTFO as Hamilton in this race? HE JUST PARKED THE CAR

imagine a 2017 Mclaren with Ron Dennis, current Alonso, and curernt Raikkonen. Could we even handle the memes?

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HOL' UP

>>77548298
>it automatically gives Indians a creeper moustache

My sides are in orbit.

>>77548298
Black Bottas would win the title

>>77547859
Why is Seb unable to overtake safely in races?

>>77548391

Bad post.

>>77548404
Why are white drivers slower than black drivers?

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>>77548298
>black bottas lost one eye to boko haram
>asian bottas has a lazy eye
>indian bottas actually poos in loo

Suspiciously fitting captcha

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>>77547805
>finally have time to watch based Summer Stream
>it's an absolute highlight
nice

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Faceapp thinks Hamilton is Indian

>>77547805
Get ready bois, happening shortly

>>77548644
>44
Fucking pottery

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F1 2017 gameplay 50% race at Suzuka

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRcirZNQ-DU

>>77548953
Not bad, the circuit profile looks a lot better. Also Codemasters finally figured out how to make a matte car look matte.

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>>77542853

Summer Stream: Brazil 2007

>McLaren's Reliability
>F I N L A N D
>Goodbye Ralf

>>77548953
>AARAVA HERE
aaand mute

>>77548953
>Bottas win
don't get me so hyped up for that in Suzuka, it's his favourite circuit so obviously he's going to finish 4th

>>77542853
Thicctoria uses chinkpads queen of /f1/ and /g/

>>77548953
How much are you getting paid to shill this garbage here?

>>77549634
i'm kinda hype desu

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Reminder that Nico Hulkenberg is the most unsporting driver on the grid.

>>77548953
>difficulty slider
fucking FINALLY, only took them 7 releases to learn that vague difficulty levels don't suit everyone

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>>77542853

Summer Stream: Australia 2008

>Lewis On Pole
>Ferrari Reliability
>DC wants to kick Felipe Baby

>>77549695
I still want his cock in and around my mouth. I would lick his balls.

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fuckin sore losers

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>>77551193

Just save it.

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>He'll never win another race

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>>77542853

Summer Stream: Sepang 2008

>Felipe Baby On Pole
>Felipe Baby Chokes & Spins
>Lewis & Hekki Dropped 5 Places For Blocking

>>77551856
tfw 2008 shouldve been his

>>77549888
Same, it's something that I hated on F1 2016 and every other games.
On 2016, Legend AI was too slow but ultimate was a bit too fast for me so I had to run Legend difficulty during practice and sometimes quali if I hate the track and ultimate during race.

>>77549634
Lee Mather and Paul Jeal signed my library card so I want to show them how thankful I am :)

>>77544259
MotoGP is at Austria this weekend. turnleft at michigan

WRC is on this week too, I believe

>>77545932
best since 2012. Racing isn't always great but all 3 top teams are good at different circuits and have a chance of winning (Ferrari and Merc anywhere, Red Bull at slow-speed/high-downforce tracks)

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>>77542853

Summer Stream: Bahrain 2008

>The Pole On Pole
>Max Mosley Sex Scandal w/ Nazi Escorts Becomes Public
>Felipe Baby Dominates

>>77553423
>tfw loud engines and cool aero'
Nostalgia

>>77554215
>>77554217

Simona BTFO

>>77554217
tfw kmag nut sweat

ded

>>77554724
your dreams?

LEWIS HAMILTON IS A NIGGER

>>77555200
Yes, and F1 pandas to?

>>77554217
Why are you so obsessed with Hülkenberg, Jari?

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>>77551856
Unironically the guy that got me into F1 when I was a kid, shame he didn't get 2008 and has been winless since then :(

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>>77555419

>THAT 2008 win was really his last win.

Really makes me think & sad

>>77555428
Massa is truly one of the most unluckiest guys on the sport: was carhing up to the mercedes in brazil 14 when he had a stop and go penalty (still got third). Had his chance on baku this year, when hamilton and vettel were penalized and he was on p1, but then suspenssion broke, and hungaroring 2009 basically slowed him down, without counting his 2nd driver spot to alonso etc.

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Summer Stream: Monaco 2008

>Ferrari front row
>Wet start
>HWL
>Kubica 2nd

>>77555484
I'm not sure how much the Hungarospring had to do with it - he seemed ok after his comeback until he was btfo into the number two role. I noticed more of a drop after that than after his injury. Also, he's looked decent in the Williams, especially in 2014 and 2015 where he seemed to have his mojo back.

tl;dr alonso's fault

>>77555484
Do you have some time to talk about the unluckiest guy and actual GOAT of all time, lord and saviour of F1, Nicolas 'Nico' Hülkenberg?

Reminder you can play as a girl in F1 2017.
I'll wait for the inevitable ideas you sick fucks come up with.

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>>77542853

Summer Stream: Canada 2008

>Lewis On Pole
>Pikies Trying To Glue Track Together
>Kubica's First Win

>>77556360
do you need to post spoilers in every title?

>>77556398

Oh fuck off, I'd rather someone watch a race because they like the outcome, than miss one because they forgot. It's been 8 years.

>>77554867
Me inside

>>77556398
I like the spoilers. I'm not watching the stream, but I like reading the very short summaries of the races in a particular season. Some things I even forgot, or I'm surprised it's from another season than I thought.

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kek

>>77555484

Tbh Button was robbed of what surely would've been ~5 titles if he wasn't driving shit Hondas.

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Finally some confirmation that they haven't broken up (yet)

>>77557061
>For what it's worth, CIA analysts have confirmed that she is indeed "keeping it tight".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PArdwrPSYAw

>MUH SENNA

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>>77556638
meme media is the future

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>>77557061

This looks photoshopped.
I can tell by some of the pixels.

Did some searching and found the original.
>pic related

god it must feel so fucking amazing being a young F1 driver and saying in an interview Senna was a piece of shit and Prost and Schumi are the best drivers in the history of F1

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>>77542853

Summer Stream: Silverstone 2008

>Hamilton's Best Drive
>Rubens Drives Through The Field
>Ferrari Can't Make A Wet Map

>>77557617
>1 hour, 3 minutes and 41 seconds in paint

>catch up on /f1/ after work
>read through thread
>no toothpastes

Comfy.jpg

Summer threads are the best threads

>>77558446
>>77558452
Fuck fuck fuck

>>77558132
>account required to chat
what has changed in last 24 hours?

>>77558452
hey

>>77558452
>>77558465
>Brit with a natural dislike for toothpaste
Pottery

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hand over your wdc points, loser

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>>77558465

But still.
Verstappen bandwagon in absolute shambles.

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>>77558498
*blocks your path*

>>77556679
RELENTLESS post

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>>77558524
*finishes the race*

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>>77558576

Permission to finish the race denied

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>>77558613
d-delete this

>>77558466

It's got to be something new. I just checked, and I saw the same thing myself. Maybe it's to try and cut down on spam or something.

Just use a Guerrilla Mail for an account, sorry about that.

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>tfw I just want to post

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>>77559013
Oh shit I'm not banned anymore. Sweet.

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>>77542853

Summer Stream: Hockenheimring 2008

>Lewis On Pole
>Felipe Baby Can't Defend/Block
>Piquet Jr Actually Leads

>>77542021
>ywn drag Sophia into the bushes as she's out for a jog and pound her sweaty minge.

I may or may not have written this story up, do you want it?

https://youtu.be/Cb6P2BA2ONY

Thank you Piolagod

>Piola is a GIMI boy, amazing

>>77559123
I want it

2 full weeks until fp1

>>77559123
You need to write one where it's revealed she's a trap, mate

>>77559343
Just go in the Sauna till then. Or the Library

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>>77559383
>Anon imagined showing Sophia his mall bought katana, and the fear in her eyes. In his mind Sophia would almost piss herself as she became truly terrified. It gave him a real feeling of triumph as he imagined his frenzied attack on the racer. As her tight cunt took every inch of him he would stab again, and again with his blade. Her screams were music to Anon's imagination. Once, as he tucked into a hot pocket, he came hard in his dirty wide fit trousers. In his mind he sprayed into Sophia's cunt while her warm blood splashed dribbled down his face, much like his hot afternoon snack. His neighbour thought he was having a heart attack from the loud grunting coming through the walls. If Anon managed in his masturbation fantasies to last past the mental image of killing Sophia, he would hold an image of him masturbating across her corpse as he jerked himself raw.

>Anon was bright enough, and controlled enough, to know that such a frenzied assault would leave too much evidence on him and on Sophia. He would have to reduce any risk of her biting him, or screaming so she could be heard. He couldn’t leave his semen in her and expect to avoid a DNA test in the police investigation that would follow her death. He couldn’t glory in her bloody destruction because bloodstains would see him equally screwed. In the end, Anon settled on strangulation on the cycle path in the old forest. Anon managed to find out when Sophia came back as he made his plans. She always went for an after race run and had just come back from the Nurburgring.

>Though nearly as tall as Anon in her running shoes, Sophia possessed nowhere near the man’s weight or surprising autist strength. As she reached the stretch of path next to the bushes, her mind on preparing for the next race, Sophia heard movement and felt silk against her neck. She would be unable to race next weekend.

>>77559394
>Anon had wrapped the silk tie around Sophia’s neck and dragged her into the bushes in one quick motion. Sophia's scream of shock and confusion was choked off before anybody had a chance to hear it. Almost overcome with fear, the young racer tried to pull the tie away with her fingers. Anon hadn’t wasted a moment. In the half-light he could see the silken tie digging into Sophia's throat as he knotted it into a suffocating band around her pale skin. Sophia broke her nail extensions and scratched bloody lines in her own neck as she tried to get her thin fingers under the constricting material.

>She could draw only the barest breath, and squeak out an inaudible protest. Sophia's attacker had one arm beneath her running top and directly onto a sweaty breast. She realized only then that she was to be sexually abused in the patch of wasteland. Hot mountain dew laden fumes bathed Sophia's head as anon tugged her shorts down her thighs from behind. He took a moment to grope Sophia's small breast and a toned thigh in his meaty hands. Sophia began to cry as her choked off pleas and struggles proved futile. She couldn’t even get her shapely German arse away as the fat man ground his crotch against it.

>Anon hooked one foot around Sophia's shins, and shoved her in the back hard. Sophia virtually face-planted into the grass. She managed to get her hands down in front. The fall jarred her slim wrists painfully. Sophia gagged hard, but the tight tie around her neck meant barely anything could come up.

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>>77559411
>Sophia felt as Anon pulled her short dark shorts down past her knees. A light breeze across her panties told her she was exposed just before she heard the unmistakable ripping of her black shorts. Anon forced Sophia's panties aside and began roughly frigging her brunette furred cunt with his thick fingers. As she tried momentarily to crawl forward and away, he gripped her painfully by the cunt and held her in place. Sophia worked with one hand on the tie around her throat, and the other to try and dislodge Anon's grip. Anon ignored the brunette's efforts. He had his cock out behind her, and deftly rolled a condom down his fat shaft.

>Anon shifted his weight forward until Sophia was under him. With a lip smacking slurp he tasted Sophia on his fingers. She was really fighting hard beneath him, but he could tell her much-reduced oxygen supply was really beginning to take a deadly toll. Sophia's movements were already losing co-ordination as Anon forced his cock between her thighs and past the crotch of her panties to sheath it into the girl. A slightly louder choked gag was the only expression of pain Sophia could manage as the big man unceremoniously forced his hard rubber wrapped cock deep inside her. Anon's weight on Sophia's small body allowed her even less air as he raped her.

>The rustling in the bushes went unnoticed by other runners coming past. Sophia could see them only a few feet away from her as the rapist crushed her into the dirty grass and fucked her silently and hard in the shadows. Her pale face might have shone out more if the mud smeared from chin to forehead didn’t break up the shape. Sophia held out a desperate hand, and pounded it on the soft grass, but the runners were too focused to notice.

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>>77559428
>She heard Anon chuckle in her ear. He loved that his victim was ignored in her suffering. Sophia's cunt was tight, the red flared lips stretched around his cock, fulfilling the rape fantasies he’d had since he had seen the young racer online. Anon hadn’t realized it, but the oxygen starvation to Sophia's brain had a similar effect as for autoerotic masturbators. Her cunt grew unexpectedly slick with arousal around him. Sophia was aware too of the pleasure in her belly and the hardness of her nipples within her top. She hoped she passed out before she came; the shame would be as bad as the assault. If her throat weren’t so constricted, she would have moaned unwillingly between her pleas for mercy.

>Anon shifted his weight a moment, looking for a longer stroke. Sophia made a last frantic attempt to pull away before her strength failed her. She slid from Anon's rigid shaft and surged forward before his hand tangled in her luxurious brown hair and pulled back. Anon shoved Sophia's face down hard, cutting the last gasp of air off with a choking mouthful of cold dirt. He was back inside her instantly. Anon felt Sophia's body shudder as he fucked her to an unwanted, hated orgasm. The grass at Sophia's inner thighs was wet with the same arousal that soaked her labia and dribbled around Anon's cock. Sophia mouthed a final ‘No!’ before her eyes rolled back and she went from fear and arousal, pain and pleasure, to blessed unconsciousness.

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>>77559447
>Sophia's body was pressed limply into the ground with the lack of oxygen and a disrupted blood flow. The dirt pressed into her eyes as her face drooped down one final time. Anon was enjoying her cunt spasms around his cock so much he failed to notice Sophia was no longer struggling beneath him. Her face had a final calmness as Anon's thrusts from on top pushed it back and forwards in filth. She was so warm, so tight, so gripping even in death. The sense of power he felt over the pretty young thing was too much for the fat man to bear. Anon gave a final few strokes as he filled the tip of his condom with more seed than he’d shot in years. He wouldn’t have thought his weak balls capable of producing so much, but driven on by Sophia's near dead body he came like a horse. He knew the danger of discovery every second he tarried brought, but Anon stayed inside Sophia's cunt for five minutes after he came.

>Anon withdrew from Sophia's corpse slowly, ensuring his wilted cock didn’t leave the condom behind, or allow his seed to spill. While he had sprayed inside or across the now dead racer in his fantasy, he knew he couldn’t risk it in reality. As it was, he’d left some small evidence behind, but he knew that the CSI shows overrated what could be proven. Anon slipped his cock back into his trousers with a final lingering look at the body face down on the grass. The only downside of raping the girl in the bushes and from behind was that he hadn’t been able to see her face.

>Sophia's glazed-eyed corpse was discovered by a dog walker the next morning, stiff and cold, and with her ass still in the air. Her panties were still tugged to the side, and the walker had to pull his dog away from nosing in Sophia's cunt. Anon's first rape ended his qualms of conscience, and he knew it would be only a matter of time before he did it again.

YOLO MOTHERFUCKERS

>>77559469
Oh my god. You killed Sophia you bastard!

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>>77559383
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>>77559447
>>77559469

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>>77559383
>>77559394
>>77559411
>>77559428
>>77559447
>>77559469
Thats Autism

>>77559514
Pretty sure it is art

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>>77559383
>>77559394
>>77559411
>>77559428
>>77559447
>>77559469
this is my favourite one so far desu
got a lot of my fetishes but seems to be missing that crucial one if you know what I mean

https://pastebin.com/jW0XhdJ8

For when it gets deleted

>>77559546

Just for pure information, have you ever counted how many Ricky pics you have?

wagfag, I think it might be time to stop posting

>>77559640
At the very least I should stop with Sophia

>>77559585
from my last count I have
>110 MAGES.s
>203 Onsas
>1931 Mios
>110 Rickies
>15 Strolls

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>>77542874
>>77559496
The queen is dead, LONG LIVE THE QUEEN

>>77559680
It really doesn't help that Sophia's sister just livestreamed a game of innuendo bingo with her friend where they were both wearing short shorts and thin shirts while spitting water at each other and crouching in front of the camera.

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>>77559383
>>77559394
>>77559411
>>77559428
>>77559447
>>77559469

>>77559383
>>77559394
>>77559411
>>77559428
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>>77559469
Good god man...

Include me in the screenshot.

How are you lads coping with the summer break? I'm enjoying TI7 over here

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>>77562376
Well, I've been sucking multiple dicks and swallowing liters of cum. I have to, otherwise I can't afford to buy PS4 Pro and F1 2017

>>77562990
>car from 1998
>four grooves instead of three

THEY HAD ONE JOB

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>>77563003
Forgot pic

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More bullshots from photo mode running on some +5000 dollar PC

>>77563053
if only the game actually looked that good

how much do you wanna bet they'll make the livery textures nearly impossible to edit again?

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New career mode helmet designs by autists who won some competition (I'm not jelly at all or anything)

>>77563085
>that good

>flat grass
>octagonal sidepods
>blurry as fuck reflection
>pixellated skybox

Wew lad

>>77563085
idgaf about graphics I just want it feel like I'm driving an actual F1 car
16 felt so arcadey and easy

>>77563085
>if only the game actually looked that good
Yeah. All the screenshots this year are taken in the photo mode on PC (new feature) so they and players can make the screenshots look like anything. Add blur, readjust focus, place the camera where they like, change colors etc.

>how much do you wanna bet they'll make the livery textures nearly impossible to edit again?
Not worth betting because the game still has the same engine as 15 and 16.

>>77563151
If you want to feel like you are driving an actual F1 car, get Assetto Corsa or pay one of those companies that let you drive some old Prost with a Judd V10 engine bolted on. If you want to feel like you are a driver in F1, get F1 2017.

>>77563140
it's still 10x better than the game will actually look, and downscaled to 1920*1080 the pixellation won't be much of a problem

plus the skybox isn't too bad, it's just compressed as shit and non-dithered which is probably because whoever took the screenshot is a blithering retard

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Bahamabro, if you played F1 2017, would you rather take Amx's seat and try not to crash into Ricci or would you prefer taking Ricci's seat and pretend you were him?

>>77563414
take max's seat so that I can
>see ricky drive
>ensure that he remains no.1 as he should be

actually no id take ocon's seat
see ricky drive and watch him assert himself as no.1 driver because max will be slower than him anyway roflmao

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More new bullshots

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Fugly

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This one looks pretty good

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what went wrong?

>>77564144
>Implying you don't love wagfag stories

>>77564098
looks like bf3 map

>>77564074
Wonder who owns the rights to teams that are no longer in the sport. Like if they wanted to add a Tyrrell or a Brabham in the classics could FOM just give them the rights?

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>>77559383

>tfw jani rapes your wagfu, and bans your waglad

Why jani? Why?

>>77565193
Tyrrell, it depends on who kept IP rights when Ken sold the team to BAR, maybe Merc own the rights now.

Brabham, again it depends. Bernie might own the rights, they may have been returned to the Brabham family after the team's collapse or they might have been sold in the auction to some rando.

For instance, the rights for the Lotus cars (the non-impersonation one) are owned by Group Lotus

>>77565193
The rights are all over the place.

Force India might have the rights for Jordan but Midland is an existing investment holding company for some Russian oligarch and Spyker is a car company so I doubt they have those. Rights for Minardi are split between Red Bull and Paul Stoddart. Red Bull might also have Stewart but not Jaguar. Mercedes might have Tyrrell, maybe not, but they sure don't have British American Racing or Honda. Benetton is a clothing company but Renault might have Toleman (or not). Who the fuck knows. It's a minefield covered by shit.

And then there's the issue of sponsors. They have to license each and every one of those separately. That's why there's no Telefonica on the Renault R26.

>>77565609
Brabham family owns the exclusive rights to Brabham name in racing. But then again, here's the name of the team using Brabham cars in F1:

>1985-1992 Motor Racing Developments Ltd
>1984 MRD International
>1983 Fila Sport
>1978-1982 Parmalat Racing Team
>1975-1977 Martini Racing
>1969-1974 Motor Racing Developments Ltd
>1962-1968 Brabham Racing Organisation

So they might only have the rights to use the name in all future endeavors but not the rights to anything that came before.

>>77544146
She was so hot about 7-8 years ago. Now looks like a middle aged skinny rake

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>>77565831

I really really REALLY like Stoffel lads.

>>77565963

Would you nibble his waffel, if you know what I meme?

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>go to F1 news sites to find news to post
>literally nothing other than some wgaf Liberty financial report about loan payments

Fuck """summer""" break.

>picture unrelated

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Shitty Youtube compression aside, this game looks the same as last year, if not even slightly worse

>>77566115
>the same as last year

That's every year, m8.

>>77565827
>Brabham family owns the exclusive rights to Brabham name in racing
The rights to use the car can be split from the rights to use the name, so you're right in saying that they're all over the place.

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>>77565431
He just couldn't handle it m8.

Did you like the story?

>>77566223

Of course, anon.

>>77565827
>>77566174

http://en.f1i.com/news/267285-brabham-f1-return-linked-force-india-buyout.html

>David Brabham, the son of F1 legend and three-time world champion Jack Brabham, has apparently been hard at work in the last couple of years securing the necessary Brabham trademarks for what he calls Project Brabham.
>"Brabham is a brand with more than 69 years of racing heritage and it is our intention to see the name back on track," he said.
>"Since Project Brabham was launched, we have received a lot of enquiries from different parties who have expressed an interest in licensing the name and we are evaluating a number of options.

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>>77566264
Good.

>Dasha is live streaming from her bed on holiday and some English speaking twat is being a perv in the comments

Why can't he just masturbate in silence instead of drifting in and asking cringe tier questions?

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>>77566174
Yeah, that's exactly what I meant. The Brabham family has the exclusive rights to the name for racing use so if they wanted to start F1/F2/F3/F4/WEC/WTCC team called Brabham, they could. But if someone wanted to but the Brabham BT52 in a game, who knows who owns the rights for that.

Ps. What did 77 mean by this look?

>>77566379
>>Dasha is live streaming from her bed

>5 viewers
Even drifting gets more viewers

>>77566452
>"Will you be my girlfriend?"

See, that is far too cringe worthy for me.

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>>77563018
>four grooves

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>>77566359
>we have received a lot of enquiries from different parties who have expressed an interest in licensing the name

What he means is that they would give someone the permission to use the name in F1 in exchange for money. Similar arrangement to when Tony Fernandes licensed the Lotus name from Proton (owner of Lotus Cars at the time). Basically, the Brabhams don't have any money/backing of their own but they are hoping that some rich Chinese guy will buy Force India and instead of naming it Cani Bolliti Racing he would use the name Brabham.

>>77566115
I don't think any gameplay has been PC yet. Maybe some screenshots but consoles will get HDR support if you have a meme tier tv.

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>>77564074
>So shall we antialias the rear wings?
>Nah it'll be fine.
>Cool, 2017 graphics for the win!!!

>>77566628
All the screenshots are from photo mode and that's only on PC

decent video, expected more Buemi swearing though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGgm7fLL_uI

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What is he reacting to?

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>>77567615
*steals your championship*

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>>77568073

*cheats*

>>77568119
>*doesn't break the rules*
FTFY

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>>77568141

*doesn't use the brakes*

FTFY

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>>77568200
>still this obsessed

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>>77568244
*licks between those two fingers*

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>>77568244

>>77568314
Sorry to let you down but that isn't a real abo in that picture, so your chances of fulfilling your fantasy are limited, to say the least.

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>>77568364
>abo

Shit tier bantz desu

>>77568390
>Shit tier bantz
I think you need to have a look at your own posts first, lad; there was no further action for Vale's start in Austria as it was fully within the rules. Not up to the quality standard of bantz we've come to expect from Australians.

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>>77542853

Summer Stream: Singapore 2008

>Felipe Baby w/ A Brilliant Pole
>First Ever Night Race
>FERNANDO CHEATS

>>77568517

No m8, your bantz are shit tier because they're not bantz, you're a genuinely triggered fanboy.
The closest you came to bantz was your cancerous /spol/ le abo racism, everything was just you being upset that I made a joke at your muh driver's expense.

For example:
>>77568517
>there was no further action for Vale's start in Austria
You call me """obsessed""" >>77568244, and yet you're still upset about the initial post >>77568119

If you want to be a braindead fanboy, suggest you try /r/formula1 or the Autistsport forums, because /f1/ might be a bit too upsetting for you.

>>77568706
>cancerous /spol/ le abo racism
>posts "BLACKED" meme

>and yet you're still upset about the initial post
no upset here, i was pointing out why your bantz were shit

>/f1/ - competitive bantz slagging-off

first night race about to start on stream

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sorry guys

>>77569687
>calling it Crashgate when if there was a gate they could have used it to recover the car without a safety car

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>>77569716

>>77566848
The cars are pretty high res in some of those.

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Reminder that Vettel utterly humiliated Ricciardo in China.

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>>77559394
>>77559411
>>77559428
>>77559447
>>77559469
So this is the power of autism...

>>77571019
Don't bully waglad, he sacrificed himself for the greater good.

>>77571055
The mods didn't actually ban me for some reason. Give it time I guess.

>>77571083
They deleted your first post, thought that was done as the mercy killing and the rest were left to not cause a scene. You got lucky.

>>77571134
I think they deleted because of the NEET basket weaving thing. Must trigger something.

>>77571439

>>77567615

somebody shoop the pepe hand onto this image pls

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Still 2 weeks away from Spa

>>77571460
Shut up and go back to making fine watches and high end chocolate while looking at scenic mountain vistas

>>77571548
hmm

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>>77566592
>Cani Bolliti Racing

Why in italian?

>>77571565
You're alright, Switzerland.

What time does FP1 start today, guise?

...guise?

>>77571640
Ausbro I...

>>77571649
I was hoping I'd slept til the 25th... no such luck

>>77571664
I know m9, we can't do anything but wait.

>>77571640

In... In just 335 bongs. It's not that much so get comfy I guess

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>tfw you will never get mirrin'd by Mana

https://twitter.com/TOYOTA_GR/status/895933446115082240

http://www.bbc.com/sport/northern-ireland/40895150
>English rider Jamie Hodson died in a crash at the Dundrod 150
>His brother Rob Hodson was involved in the crash but was not seriously hurt.
>Steven Lynd is critically ill after another incident.
f

>>77571891

F but never heard of him
Was he elite?

>>77571891
>tfw I can still remember the NW200 where Robert Dunlop died in practice and his son Micheal Dunlop won it

Proper tears

I though wagfags got banned or something and there has been significantly less wagposting than I remember.

>>77571935
Nah, entry level. But those lads still have balls the likes of which we'll never know.

>>77571939
I remember the UGP when Owen McNally was killed. Race was red flagged and positions counted back to the last full lap. BASED McNally was declared the winner and didn't let a little thing like dying stop him.

>>77571976
>BASED McNally was declared the winner and didn't let a little thing like dying stop him.

I can see HULK getting a podium like that desu

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>>77571958
I got banned for an Emilia X Horse thing I wrote while at work. But it was only a 3 day ban.

http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/131198/renault-palmer-can-still-save-2018-seat

>Renault, we could keep Palmer next year if he will step up his game for the second half of the season

Read as

>No Kubica return at Spa

>>77572465
>Renault: we could keep Palmer (snigger) next year if he will (giggle) step up his game for the (lololol) second half of the season ;DDDDD
FTFY.

>>77548298
black bottas looks like Johnson from Peep Show

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>>77572465
>Read as
>>No Kubica return at Spa

>MONG is busy that weekend

FTFY

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>>77542853

Summer Stream: Australia 2012

>tfw Stepped Noses
>Lewis On Pole
>Twinkle Toes Recreates 2009

>>77571572
It's a good way to make a team's name sound cool and mask the true meaning. Like Toro Rosso means Pussy Cats in Italian.

>>77573075
>seeing MSC on the timing again
sadness.jpg

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>>77573134
>implying Pussy Cats aren't cool

Loser.

>>77573075
Why hasn't there been another Irishman in F1 since Tim O'Glock?

>>77573333
Nice digits, but you forgot abour Nick O'Rosberg.

>>77573352
Fuck, how could I forget our potato eating world champion?

Thanks Greece - and for checking them

>>77573367
>>77573352
Sergey O'Perez is still racing too

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>>77573352

And Daniel Ricciard'O

>>77573378
kek

>tfw you remember when McLaren were able to win races

>>77573333
Esteban O'Con

>>77573398
lol

Daniil O'Blyat

>>77573378
>>77573388
>>77573398
+Fernand O'Alonso.

A great bunch of lads so.

>>77573417
Holy shit the Irish have invaded the grid

>Morris O'Riverbane

>>77573426
They were forced there by the British.

>>77573482
>Todt O'Wolff

>>77573482
>>77573515
kek

>No one mentions O'Hulkenberg because he is so very, very German.

Carl O'Synes

Valtterib O'Tas

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Potat O'Schumacher

Tract O'Cunt