USA v North Korea pre-game report

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OFFICIAL SCOUTING REPORT
>USA
No way around it: they are the favorites. As the only country to drop nuclear warheads in history, the US is internationally known for their high powered offense. While their nuclear game has declined like all nations since the disarmament era of the 80's, the US has arguably been more aggressive than any other nation on earth as evidenced by their matches in the Middle East league over the past couple of decades. Defensively, the country has immense length, which should pose as an additional challenge for the underdog North Korean offense.

>NORTH KOREA
Well, if there is one advantage the Reds have over America, it is their unmatched front office stability. While the US recently switched general managers from Barack Obama to the New Yorker Donald Trump, the same family has presided over North Korea's operations for years- and with this stability comes intense heart. The players on North Korea's side sleep, breath, and (occasionally) eat with the intention of destroying the US in a big match. It's hard to say exactly what head coach Kim Jong-Un's gameplan will be, but big contributions from players in the ISIS League, coupled with a initial strike on Guam could open up the playing field early- and from there, who knows what could happen?