/trans/ - Let's Laugh at Lukaku edition

>de gay

>Giannelli Imbula has decided he’d rather spend his Tuesday nights basking in the balmy climate of the Mediterranean coast than in what-will-probably-be-wet Stoke, and has agreed a deal in principle with French champions Monaco. The problem is that the Champions League club haven’t agreed a fee: Stoke want to recoup most of the £18m they shelled out for him in January 2016, Monaco would prefer a loan deal with an option to buy. The stand-off continues. Stoke have agreed a £7.25m deal to bring loan hit Bruno Martins Indi back to the club on a permanent basis.

Leicester City have forgotten that they have just spent £25m on Kelechi Iheanacho and will announce a £450,000 (plus add-ons) deal for 20-year-old Coventry striker George Thomas on Tuesday.

>Swansea have dipped their hand into the Arsenal bench lucky dip and come up with Carl Jenkinson. Arsenal want a permanent sale, but Swansea are thought to favour a loan deal. Fear not recently promoted clubs to the Premier League: Mathieu Debuchy, Kieran Gibbs, Calum Chambers and Jack Wilshere are still available!

On the continent, Bayern have gone full Bayern by attempting to lure Borussia Dortmund’s chief scout Sven Mislintat to the Allianz Arena, and Juventus are reportedly keen on Mateo Kovacic, who has been one of the best pre-season performers for Real Madrid. Nice look as though they are going to beat Celtic to the loan signing of Manchester City’s Patrick Roberts – just one day after signing Wesley Sneijder, woof! – which could clear the way for the French club’s Jean Michaël Seri to join Barcelona for €40m.

>Multiple choice round: which is true?
>a) Philippe Senderos can speak six languages: English, Spanish, French, German, Italian and Serbian.
>b) Philippe Senderos, superstar of yesteryear is only 32 years old.
>c) Philippe Senderos has just signed for Houston Dynamo.
>The answer is … all three are true! Got ya! Thank you for playing Rumour Mill.

>>77535283
>Philippe Senderos can speak six languages: English, Spanish, French, German, Italian and Serbian.
At least three of those are expected desu. His parents are Spanish and Serbian, and he was raised in a French speaking area

>>77535370
But 6 (six) is still impressive, no?

>>77535242
>spurs
>title contenders
simply lmao

>after 2 domestic games, Celtic have scored 9 goals and conceded just 1
Genuinely can't see Brendão ever losing another game in Scotland.

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Cheeky fantasy draft tomorrow 390768-95049

>>77535283
>superstar of yesteryear
He was woeful

>>77535242
EPshitL exposed....again

>>77535440
Reckon Astana will have too much for them though.

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>>77535440

Thing I learned today: Isco has a doggo called Messi and has been quoted as saying that Messi is GOAT and so is his dog.

based

>>77535628
He's a massive barca fan stuck at Real

>>77535542
Probably.

The long flight back might fuck them over in whichever SPL match they have next.

>look it up
>St Johnstone
Maybe not.

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>>77535628

bas dost is criminally underrated

>mou compplaining about the ref

top lel

>>77535767
what a surprise

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>>77535767

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HI RES MOU

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>>77535804

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Lads Lads Lads
>Manure

>>77535402
yes. for me anything over 2 is impressive.
though americans are impressed with just 2

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Caption this.

>>77535804
Why is is upper lip green?

>>77535830
i feel like i can barely speak english, so two is pretty impressive imo

>>77535842
Lukaku and Ramos in a football match

>>77535854
the bus got too close to the pitch

>>77535485

Still a meme watch company

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>>77535767
alex hunter got carvajal booked with a terrible dive and pogbog got away with clotheslining ramos about a minute after, not to mention valencia's last man tackle on ronaldo not being a booking

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>>77535865

>>77535854
He died his moustache green in anticipation of a move to Celtic

>>77535842
>the floor is goals

>>77535865
haha

>>77535894
dyed*

>>77535732
Literally a taller Janssen

>>77535878

>1st goal was offside
>Had a corner which was ruled against us
>several freekicks Real got when there was no foul.

It felt in some instances whenever United won the ball it was a foul and you watched the replay and there was nothing in it. I'd say United got away with 1 foul which should of been a freekick but Real got all the decisions their way.

>pep has a shit season with a stacked team
>spends £200m on another stacked team nobody has heard of
>title favourite

what

>>77535945

But they were still the better team on the day and much more clinical and better in possession. We weren't that far off though if we could actually finish chances. Reminds me of last season where we had the opportunities just never scored them.

>>77535950
>b-b-b-b-but it's poop!

>Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho, speaking to BT Sport: "I think we did well, I think we lost to one goal which shows the result was really short and one of their goals was an offside. With a good VAR system it would be 1-1 and extra-time. They could have scored more goals than they did, we could have scored more goals than we did. They had a period of dominance at middle of the first half and we had a period of dominance at middle of the second half. We were playing a team full of fantastic players, we discussed the result until almost the end. I say almost the end because with Cristiano Ronaldo coming on, because every time Ronaldo wanted a free-kick the game was stopped. We gave them a fight but have reasons to leave optimistic and proud. Let's go for Sunday."

SEETHING

>>77535950
His only major issue last season was his attackers not converting, and he brings in another playmaker and a bunch of defenders. I honestly don't know what he's thinking. Altough tbf getting rid of the old and bringing in some younger players in defense isn't such a bad idea.

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>Kyle Bartley signs new 4 year deal with Swansea
He'd rather compete for a starting spot than go to a shitheep Leeds and go straight into their team again lol

77536012
off the yank proxy

>>77535928
vincent janssen is somewhat underrated

>>77535842
>I have to go my people need me XD XD

>Are you retarded? Liverpool were top scorers for most of last season, Klopp doesn't try to create singe points of failure.

t. Shitzen.

This is the level of discussion that a paddy Liverscum fan can bring up. 'most of'.

>Matic shot results in a Lukaku goal for a Mourinho side
>For Man United

Crazy times

>>77536005
Fullbacks were a huge issue for city last year

And Bernardo's their as David's heir

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>Livershit

LMAO

>>77535998
Literally everything he said was correct.

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>>77536097
The bottom one is literally quoting the S*n.

>>77536133
Didn't know there was a paper called The Sasteriskn.

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>>77536059
>penssen
>underrated

>>77536093
Yeah ok, maybe I didn't pay enough attention during the games I saw them play, but a lot of games I reckon they would've won if it wasn't for >sterling finishing and Sergio ExplodingKnees. They had so many fucking chances and they somehow did not convert. Take the Chelsea game at the Etihad as a prime example of that
>could've easily put the game to bed on several occasions
>instead get cucked on the counter and chimp out

>>77535998
>I think football is a game of two halves, both 45 mins, with the aim of the game being to score more than your opponent. Scoring more than your opponent results in a win, scoring less than your opponent results in a loss and scoring the same amount results in a draw.

Daring, almost revolutionary, analyst by Mouyes.

>>77536151
Sorry, scoring fewer. Dunno why I said less.

>>77535998
>SEETHING
This might be the least mad he's been after a loss

>>77536141
>googled what you typed
>The Asterisk War
>it's anime

What?

>>77535998
he's not wrong though

>>77536169
He just doesn't care any more

Imagine living in the shanty town of Liverpool and having pleb workmates like Divock and Studge. Working for a deadend company that will never win anything. You get offered a new job in lovely Barcelona. Thank you for saving me from this misery! Increase in wages and you get to play with the GOAT and his other world class friends. Then your boss says "eh no la, you're staying here".

>>77536171
What the fuck?

>google it
>you're right

Some of those Chinese cartoons have really stupid names.

what's the deal with charlie adam? is he still at stoke or is he going somewhere else?

>>77536202
has a year left on his contract

stoke are completely losing any semblance of identity they had

they're going to become as dull as fulham were

>>77536221
transfermarkt says his contract is up but he's still at stoke

>>77536237
Local paper says otherwise: http://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/stoke-on-tour-charlie-adam-ready-to-extend-contract-beyond-next-summer/story-30439316-detail/story.html

>Many were in the dark that Adam's contract ran for another season while he was puzzled to see himself feature in lists of free agents.

>He said: "When I last signed a contract the club reported that it was up in 2017 but there were different clauses in that and I reached the targets I needed to for the extra year. There was no issue with that and I always knew I had an extra year."

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>>77536171
I get
>Showing results for Asterisk
>Open Source Communications Software | Asterisk Official Site

>>77535878
That last tackle is a LITERAL DIVE

>>77536252
Odd LRL, I'd thought you especially would get anime results.

>>77536260
I know, I am confused as well

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>>77536252
basically an Infinite Stratos ripoff

I like it's all doom and gloom for Chelsea in english media, and yet they will have a better season than:

>Arsenal
>United
>City
>Liverpool

>>77536267
I remember the asterisk vs rakudashi shitposting.

Any news on the nuclear war to the North Pacific situation?

>>77536278
City is going to walk the league tbqh

>>77536297
>

They'll probably win it, but they'll hardly walk it.

>>77536297

Of course, just as they did after 7 fixtures last season.

>>77536278
Doom and gloom? Literally Arsenal have been shitted on by every media outlet telling them not to celebrate beating Chelsea and to 'save it for when it matters'. Everybody has stuck up for Chelsea saying it is a 'work in progress' and 'not Conte's team' and so on. Also City will win the Title.

City
United
Chelsea
Spurs
Liverpool
Everton
Arsenal

>>77536316

m8 media already told Conte to pack his bags

>>77536328
Source. Right now. Because in English media he's been defended for losing to Arsenal by saying

>i-it's just a friendly
>h-he lost on purpose! 10D chess, la!

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>>77535945
>remembering that a corner went the wrong way

>>77536342
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/08/08/jamie-carragher-surprised-antonio-conte-still-chelsea-year/

Man Utd had a few good chances from crosses, not sure what the problem is.

>>77536354
>Chelsea sacked Jose Mourinho, their most successful ever manager, in December 2015, just a few months into the season after he had led the club to the Premier League title for a third time
I feel like this could have been contextualized a little better.

>>77536354
>one guy's opinion
>didn't even say he should go, only that he'd be surprised if he's still there
>never said he would be fired, only that it'd be a surprise if he's still there
>'the media are telling him to pack his bags'

Now cite me the rest of the media saying the same thing, cause I can cite a sources which defended Conte losing to Arsenal.

>>77536376

cause I can cite a sources which defended Conte losing to Arsenal

waiting :>

Spurs won't sell Rose AND Walker in the same window. There's no chance.

>>77536256
he has exaggerated the contact, but youd have to be blind to miss him kicking ronalds foot just before he plants it

>Lukaku has 2 Super Cup runners up medals
>has never won either Europa league or Champions League
That's pretty impressive desu

Why not play Rashy boy upfront with Lukaku?
Pogba behind them and Martial on the right?

>>77536413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFMzWy5Fmk4

still funny

>>77536415
Martial on the left*

>>77536415
mou likes to play with 10 defenders

>>77536431
me on the left

>>77536439
120 goals on best RM liga season.
>defensive manager

Lads I'm listening to AC Jimbos new show. What do I think about it?

>>77536393
>Chelsea were also depleted. No Diego Costa, on his extended holiday/exile until he leaves, Eden Hazard, of course, nor Tiemoue Bakayoko while both Alvaro Morata and Antonio Rudiger started on the bench

As for shitting on Arsenal?

http://www.justarsenal.com/why-arsenal-must-not-make-too-much-of-community-shield-win/75686

>Travis Tyler: Apparently losing on penalties makes everyone forget that Chelsea were probably the stronger team for all but the start (what else is new?) and the time after a (unwarranted and harsh) red card. Yes, transfers are still needed, but there is no need to be beat with the misery stick before a single competitive ball has been kicked.

>>77536462
fewest goals conceded and midtable level goals scored last season
>not a defensive manager

>>77536501
urmom on this dick
>not a slag

>>77536482
link

>>77536512
https://audioboom.com/channel/the-totally-football-show-with-james-richardson

>>77536509
great counter argument Jamal

>>77536348

A corner could mean a goal when all your players are 7ft. It also really pisses me off when refs blow the whistle at halftime/fulltime when a team still has a corner to take.

Costa>Morata
Matic>Bakayoko
Chelsea's squad is weak as fuck, they might not even qualify for CL

>>77536415
What formation would that be?

>>77536528
Thank you Abdul

https://youtu.be/xm5oBla2ctw?t=2m35s
>b-but Matic played well because of a long shot

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>laughing directly after a loss

>>77536558

Let them play few league matches before jumping to those conclusions. We haven't seen Bakayoko and we saw Morata once on the wing, and as a 9 for 20 minutes in a friendly match.

It's not like Conte doesn't rate him.

>>77536413
Mourinho never won the super cup despite winning two times the cl and two times the el.

>>77536485
I am surprised the media likes Conte.

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>>77536568
Want these pal?

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>>77536625
He will never get them

Liverpool's ownership is literally destroying the club

>>77536598
I know Bakayoko and he's really mediocre. Maybe he will get better but currently he's not better than what Capoue was before he signed for Spurs

>Jose Mourinho: In the Premier League, there's no team like Real Madrid. No replicas of Modric, Kroos, Casemiro or Isco.
He's right, not even funny how far behind we are midfielder-wise. The most praised one here is the little negroid who would be chasing shadows against those four.

>>77536669
her butt is too big

>>77536676
>Modric, Kroos, Casemiro, and Isco combined cost less than Pogba

Really makes me think.....

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>>77536669
>not being a boobs man

>>77536676
Prime Carrick was better than Kroos arguably

>>77536617
English media adores le passion managers. Bet they were wanking themselves silly with a season of him and Kloppo ahead.

ronaldo koeman must be a genius to get 20 goals per season out of lukapoo

>>77536676
And there is no reason for this to be, I really don't understand why English teams can't have good midfield.
And what annoys me the most, when they have a good midfield in my opinion, the manager still tells them to go straight for the striker. I am specifically talking about Chelsea here.

>>77536682
BRAAAAAP

>>77536696
>>77536684
Pleb tier customers really

>>77536676
Kanté is clearly good enough for Real and would play over Kroos.

>>77536720
West Brom got like 17-20 out of him.
Lukaku isn't bad, he really needs to get used to the new team set up, he played B tier teams until today, he'll probably get the feeling during the EPL season and UCL.

>>77536721
Spurs have the best midfield in the league.
Eriksen, Alli, Wanyama, Dembélé.

>>77535906
underrated

>>77536744
Should Alli even be counted as midfield any longer?
When I see him he seems to be basically tasked first and foremost to score.

>>77536744
>best midfield in the league
KDB, David Silva, Bernardo Silva, Gundogan, Sterling, Sane, Fernandinho, Toure
pick five of them m8 and that's the best midfield in the league

>>77536731
Ah yes why have control of the pitch with two of the best passers in football when you can have some lad who likes to get stuck in and win posession.

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>mfw lukaku doesn't get double digit goals this year

Any updates on the balls from Morata's foot into the opposing goal situation?

>>77536796
Chelsea could and should play with 3 midfielders desu, Fabregas-Kante-a good passer.
I am hoping really hard that Bakayoko is that player, or even play Luiz there, I don't know.
I am going against almost everything I believe in here but Chelsea shouldn't play with 3 atb.

>>77536812

coming in 3 days m8

>>77536825

you can't play with 3 midfielders when you only have 3 midfielders

>>77536721
Who needs a midfield when you can just play hoofball

>>77536743
Though I seriously dont understand how the fuck a professional grown up footballer fucks up an open goal shot, a throw in and not knowing when he's offside as a striker and he doesn't have to touch the FUCKING BALL.
Herrera was about to murder him.

>>77536093
No that butterfingers moron Bravo was the problem.

>>77536825
Don't watch Frenchie football, all I've heard from people on here about Baka is that he's another Kante which would be pointless.

>>77536669
Nigger genes? No thanks

>>77536792
Only offensive players here.
Touré is past it and Fernandinho is mediocre

>>77536193
>ireland
>calling anywhere a shanty town

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>>77536193
>Irish opinions

>>77536482
It's fine, he's got everyone from the BT European Football show on there which was football weekly but better.

>>77536880
Says the anon from united kukdom

>>77536900 Also applies to >>77536880

Why is everyone suddenly saying Chelsea are going to have a shit season?

Just because they let Matic go and Morata looks rubbish?

>>77536977
Second season syndrome. Conte angry and whatnot. Chelsea have had awefull years the year after winning.

>>77536923
It actually doesn't. Either we're niggers or we have small dicks. You don't get to claim both.

Barcelona want to sign Liverpool's Brazil playmaker Philippe Coutinho, 25, by the end of the week. (Mirror)

>But Liverpool are refusing to sell Coutinho, as a Barcelona delegation flew to England to negotiate a deal. The La Liga club are willing to up their bid to £120m. (Daily Star)

Chelsea have launched a £25m bid for Arsenal's England midfielder Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, 23. (Daily Mail)

>Antonio Conte wants Chelsea to bid for Tottenham and England full-back Danny Rose, 27. (Sun)

Inter Milan have joined the race for Leicester's playmaker Riyad Mahrez, after Roma had a £32m bid for the 26-year-old turned down. The Foxes want £50m for the Algeria winger. (Mirror)

>Paris St-Germain are ready to offer £80m for Chile forward Alexis Sanchez, 28, as they try to beat Manchester City for the Arsenal star. (Independent)

Chelsea and Manchester United have received encouragement to pursue a deal to sign Serge Aurier after PSG decided to put the 24-year-old Ivory Coast right-back up for sale. (Telegraph)

>Southampton are prepared to let Virgil van Dijk, 26, 'rot in the stands' than sell the Dutch defender. (Daily Express)

Negotiations between Everton and Swansea over a deal for Iceland midfielder Gylfi Sigurdsson, 27, have broken down but any suggestion the deal is completely off is nonsense. (Sky Sports)

>Brighton are prepared to break their transfer record again this summer to bring in a striker, having paid PSV Eindhoven £10m for midfielder Davy Propper, 25. (Brighton Argus)

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Stoke's Spanish defender Marc Muniesa, 25, is nearing a transfer to La Liga side Girona. (Stoke Sentinel)

>Liverpool are set to turn down a request from Hannover to take 17-year-old forward Ben Woodburn on loan. (Daily Mail)

Birmingham have rejected a £3m bid from Derby for striker Che Adams with Blues boss Harry Redknapp keen to hang on to the 21-year-old. (Birmingham Mail)

>Marseille are hoping to finalise a deal to sign defender Jordan Amavi, 23, from Aston Villa before the end of the week. (L'Equipe - in French)

Newcastle boss Rafa Benitez says he is preparing his Premier League team for a relegation battle. (Daily Mail)

>>77537040
>>>Paris St-Germain are ready to offer £80m for Chile forward Alexis Sanchez, 28, as they try to beat Manchester City for the Arsenal star. (Independent)
TAKE. IT. £80M is insanity and you free up wages. Granted Monaco will want that £80M for Lemar, but better than Sanchez going on a free.

>>77536888
Fernandinho is quality lad

>>77537040
>Chelsea have launched a £25m bid for Arsenal's England midfielder Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, 23. (Daily Mail)
Insanely cheap. Ox is 23, homegrown, English and it's a '''''rival''''. He should go for £40m.

>Coutinho end of week
Won't happen.

>Rose to Chelsea
That's right, sign MORE defenders when your problem is everywhere else.

>Mahrez
This is still memeing on?

>£80m for Sanchez
Wish they'd shut the fuck up about this. £80m is a great deal so Arsenal should take it. It's all bollocks, nothing will be offered.

>Rot in the stands
Doubtful lol.

>Signing another striker for Brighton
Propper any good?

>Siggy deal isn't off
I don't think it's gonna happen.

>>77537059
Poor man's Kante

>>77537094
Rose won't be leaving

>>77537050
>Newcastle boss Rafa Benitez says he is preparing his Premier League team for a relegation battle.
>le vomit in fireplace man
Why do a 2016/17 Hull?

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Is this the unfunniest football related shit ever or what?

Literal lad bible tier humour.

>>77537158
Football Ramble is worse la

>>77537158
But how can you dislike the quality animation and insightful jokes?

>>77537158

The fuck is that at the front?

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>>77537158
>Literal lad bible tier humour.
are you chattin shit about my greatest source of footy humour

>>77537180
E.T Özil

>>77537050
>france gone

Oh shit, looks like he's joining Germany.

Hi /trans/

Who will buy Che Adams?

>>77537050
Is that Nouri in his banner image?

>>77537251
looks like it

>>77537242
Blade here, what's he been like? How much did you pay us again? He had some talent but can't say we've missed him.

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Hey spurs, better call Kenny loggins, cuz you're in the DANGAH ZONE

>>77537322
I've watched him once last season and just follow Birmingham's scores to see if he has scored.

He was always tenacious to score goals and build up play, besides that (from checking Birmingham's scores) he's usually on the score sheet for them since they started him.

Just today he scored a hatrick in EFL cup (vs. Crawley town fwiw). He's a young english striker performing well consistently so clubs must be looking at him.

>>77537326
>this flag
>this po-
Ugh, I just can't even

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>>77537379
Good for him then I guess. I can only wish well for an ex-blade.

Weird to think he was playing here until age 18 and then suddenly scoring twice against Spurs in a cup semi.

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>>77537443
>he doesn't like archer

>>77536977

They have more games this season with a smaller squad. They replaced players like Costa and Matic with questionable choices which could work out or not. They look weaker than last season based on signings and who they let go. Also second season syndrome when you win the league.

lads
LADS
>stormzy

>>77535830
What if I know random words and greetings in a bunch of languages but only fluent in one?

>>77537485
that is one wonky pitch

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*gets stuck in like Roy Keane but in a more black way*

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>>77537786
>Roy Keane
Who?

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Oh my god. Look at the tv.

>>77538039

THIS

>>77538039
>tfw you noticed the exact same thing and replayed it multiple times.

I don't think it is the slip though. Might just be another Liverpool Chelsea game or even a generic reds vs blues.

>>77538371

DOES

>>77538039
*slips in the box office*

>>77537050
>Liverpool are set to turn down a request from Hannover to take 17-year-old forward Ben Woodburn on loan. (Daily Mail)

Why turn it down? So they can play him for 5 lots of 10 minutes over the whole season and make a dozen Facebook posts on why "Woodburn is a real up and comers"

If Liverpool sell QT, will they use the money for VVD? They should gazump Everton and pinch Gylfie too

>>77538389
NOT

>>77538453
Sure they'll try for VVD but I think soton won't sell to liverpool this time.

>>77538456
KANGZ

Where should a burger start with footy? I've been watching some EPL and Liga games but I don't really know any of the players outside of the really big ones

Can i just get a quick rundown?

>>77536415
He should play 352 desu, Smalling-Lindelof-Bailly backline, Darmian/Valencia wingbacks, Paceford and Pookaku up top with Pogboom, Matic and Herrera CM's. Or 343 with Mickey the Aryan and Martial in behind Lukaku, Matic-Herrera midfield

>>77536676
Spurs come , City have KDB and Silva

>>77536676
>People are still pushing the Modric meme

This has gone far enough now desu.

>>77536731
Kante is one of the best at closing down/winning possession for his team, but this isn't exactly the most amazing asset a player can have. The way Modric Kroos and Isco run the game and how incisive they can be with passes is something few players can do. Kante is just a rich man's Lee Cattermole.

The fact United spent more on Pogba than those 3 midfielders is embarrassing desu

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>>77538505
lmao I hate you guys

>>77538770
>>77536796
m8... do you not watch Kante enough? He has no problem giving an air through ball or spread to the flanks with precision. Plus he still has the capacity to get better at a better club.

Kovacic was good at Inter at times, always talented, but sometimes he would lapse and it would annoy you. It kinda started out like that but I see more consistent brilliance from him now at real. He got better at a better club and because he's young he'll get better.

lads

>>77538837
I know Kante has a good pass in him. So does Milner but you really can't expect Milner to run the show in midfield like Modric could. Even at Spurs Modric was able to control games. Kante isn't much use without a good, consistent passer next to him.

>>77538617
>Or 343 with Mickey the Aryan and Martial in behind Lukaku
Mkhi is far better as a ten. 3-5-1-1 is pretty good for him.

>>77538770
>Kante is just a rich man's Lee Cattermole
Sounds like Casemiro.

>>77539011


>Sounds like Casemiro.
Exactly. These kinds of players are basically interchangeable. Players like Modric aren't.

>>77539140
Yeah. Fuck Casemiro.

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>>77535869
Have this classic. Think of it as a knighthood.

Britbongs

Why are you awake?

>>77539245
You're all alone. Sleep after you pray for another breath tomorrow morning.

>Can't believe Mourinho didn't play Martial at LWB, la!
>He is so defensive! Only cares about parking his bus, la!

>“Coutinho is doing little in training,” said one source. “He wants to ensure he gets his move.” The forward was omitted from Liverpool’s 23-man squad for Saturday’s friendly victory over Athletic Bilbao with what the Premier League club officially described as “a sore back”.
Lmao.

>>77536731
His passing is actually seriously underrated. He pings pin-point cross field balls with absolute ease.

As a Chelsea fan, his signing was probably the most excited I've been about a player since Hazard.

>>77539618
I love kante, he's my favorite player to watch. Such work ethic and effortless passing. Truly the pinnacle of the holding midfielder role.

>>77538600
Watch Match Of The Day every Saturday if you can. We always have live threads or it gets uploaded on piratebay afterwards

Things like playing FIFA or making a fantasy football team will help you get more comfortable with it as well

>>77538600
I'm the same actually. Could barely name any other players from S'hampton beyond VVD and Romeu.

>>77539687
That's pretty casual, m8. Watching the games is much more important than seeing the highlights. That way you can actually judge what went on instead of repeating things the pundits said.

>>77539245
Yeah, what do you want lad?

>>77539572
>The forward
Stopped reading right there.

Without Matic's shot, Lukaku wouldn't have scored. Money well spent.
#GGMU

With Matic's great long shot, he really showed what a great DM he can be. Hopefully he can develop his dribbling ability too.
#GGMU

>>77539805
That goal PLUS the shirt sales PLUS the ticket sales he encouraged people to buy to see him score AND the next load of tickets that will be bought to see him has already paid a good 1/3rd of his fee back.

>>77539687
>>77539734
thanks lads

someone redpill me on this future liverpool player

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40841080

>>77536890
Shut up Ahmed you facking cunt
>>77536900
Johan with the highly scientific chart there. Smoke your weed and shut the fuck up like a good lad.
>>77537025
Niggers don't have larger average penises . It's a fucking meme most likely dreamt up by you know who.
There isn't any big differences in averages across euros from the actual non bullshit data I have seen.
Anyone saying "X" europeans aren't white need their fingernails torn out.

>>77537487
r*dditcher is trash m8

>>77539974
>>77539979
Thanks, I hate the PL and friendship with PL is over. Ligue 1 is my friend now.

>>77540729
Really makes you think

>>77536792
>Fernandinho
>7x1 defensive mid

do you guys really think he is good? seriously?

>>77540321
It has some really good moments. Look at R&M, no one on 4chan will admit they like it but it has some funny moments. Then /tv/ blew up after pickle rick

>>77540996
He runs around a lot so they think he's great. That's not really a DM's job but who cares? We're England.

I feel like you racist fucks will go ham on pookaku, but be lenient on lolrata

>>77541239
Cacazette is unironically better than both.

>>77538759
>standard starter in a team that has won everything last season

hmmmm really made me think

>>77541241
He knows how to spank a post. Ptoper $triker.

who will replace coutineo on liverpool

>>77541365
Salah.

>>77541239
Lukaku will be good but as always will be missing when it matters

I can already tell Morata is going to be a huge disappointment, he has the same pathetic look about him as Torres did when he moved to Chelsea

>>77541485
>I can already tell Morata is going to be a huge disappointment, he has the same pathetic look about him as Torres did when he moved to Chelsea
he looks mentally broken already. can smell the flop on him.

What happened to Lukaku yesterday?

>>77541816
nerves got to him, but scored a tap in. Could argue the heat made him ridiculously unfit, he was bent over at 30 minutes gasping for air

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Reminder that United actually won 1-0 if you only include the time Rashford was playing

Reminder that the score is actually 1-1 since Casemiro was offside

>Real Madrid star Toni Kroos was caught laughing at Romelu Lukaku during his side’s Super Cup win against Manchester United after the Belgian was caught needlessly offside.
>Cuckchester United

Reminder that Real Madrid don't give a fuck about this trophy and have already forgotten about it while Manchester United are acting like they lost a CL final

>>77541974
Real is at another lever than Man U so...

Dat Real Madrid midfield... mourinho wishes he had anything close to that

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Just found this rare picture of Keylor Navas actually keeping hold the ball from a shot, rather than doing an awful Hart impression of just letting it bounce away giving the chance for the opposition to score a tap in

>>77542052
That's how goalkeepers statpad though.

He had the most amount of saves while playing in levante.

Check his highlights on youtube, all he did was give the ball back to attackers so he can save the shot again.

>>77542052
>>77542061
It's almost like saving the ball is hard enough, and knocking it to safety every time is a rare skill, rather than the standard with which you measure others

>>77542078
He didnt look particularly brilliant. I mean the CL Final goal couldn't be stopped but it was like watching Bravo in goal last night. Couldn't keep hold of it

>>77541173
>running around a lot is what Fernandinho does
>but that's not what a DM is supposed to do
>wah
Pep must be gutted that he isnt playing the FM17 formation and tactics you want him to. After all, his DM isn't doing what a DM should. According to some faggot on the internet
>not rating Fernandinho
>not backing City to win the league in style

>>77542083
if Bravo was in goal United would have won. Toss keeper

>>77542091
United were shit up front desu. Id say maybe Rashford did alright but he missed a clear shot

>>77541365
Oxlade Chamberlain for 40m

>>77538986
Everyone here thinks Kante is just a glorified Lee Catermole...

Kante doesn't just win the ball and play short, he has great vision too. If they're smart one day Barca or, hopefully, Real would buy him and people would recognise him as a GOAT.

Modric and Kroos were pretty good at their respective clubs, but you can't just say "well he's just continuing what he did in prev club", they got MUCH better. Being around better players, coaches and winning CL consistently will do you that.

>>77541958
Based Kroos.

Harry Kane is currently the best striker in the premier league.

>>77542470
Bold claim

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the absolute madman impregnated another mexican

>>77542513
why is he buying more and more children? i bet all are boys.

>>77542513
looks from haiti

>>77538986

Agreed. Kante is at his best when things get hectic/fast in midfield so he can steal the ball and start attacks. When things are slow and patient he can struggle. Against arsenal the ball was being played around the Chelsea defenders for a lot of the first half. Kante didn't make himself avaliable to facilitate plays, like makelele would. It's a weakness of his.

>>77540035
t. Dicklet

>>77535242
>uefa meme cup for chelsea
>lukaku does shit
>mou loses faith in him and loans/sells him
>uefa meme cup for manure
>lukaku does shit
>???

>>77542616
tbf, Lukaku's scored about 100 goals since then

>>77538759
>I don't rate him so no-one should

>>77542540
He can finally have a family underwear contest. I hope he wins

>>77538600
If you're just starting do what the other anon said and watch MOTD when you can, best to get a rundown on every game played in the day than watch 13 hours of football straight, will give you a god chance to get to know players and teams

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>>77542540
>mfw RonaldoJrland wins the 2042 WC

>>77538600
Just keep watching, you'll eventually learn

>The most important is my club knows very well which are our priorities.

Lol Conte is so going to leave before August ends.

How many times will Coutinho be "hours away from signing for Barca" before the end of the window?

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One year deal for Seb Larsson. Worth a punt I guess when you're scraping the bottom of the barrel. Need bodies in.

>>77538600
>Where should a burger start with footy?
Start but not calling it EPL, it's just terrible and wrong. If you insist on it, you gotta go with SLL as well for spain

>>77542691
I'm starting to think it won't happen

>>77542722
>starting

It's 100% not going to happen and never was.

>>77542707
I still think he's decent when he's played on the wing. Sunderland kept putting him in the middle and he does nothing there.

>>77542732
>and never was
lmao it's a matter of money, liverpoo always has a price

>>77542744
>it's a matter of money

Not really, money only matters if you can spend it. There's no-one Liverpool could get to come close to replacing Coutinho and they've still got loads of spending money on hand anyway (see failed Keita transfer).

>>77542752
Nasri is literally the perfect replacement for Coutinho.

>>77542707
wew

>>77542752
and even in that scenario, barcelona only have to offer 120m and coutinho will be sold

>>77542760
Nobody wants him because he's gonna get banned soon

>>77542679
21st of October la, bet your house on it

>>77542782
Sorry lad, I just signed her

>>77542782
Taken her on loan, we can negotiate depending on her performances

>>77542782
I bet that bunda would be cottage cheese central if the photo had decent lighting

>>77542777
Why that specific day?

>>77542782
stop posting porn on a vietnamese underwater basket weaving forum and try to get her back

Imagine buying a Brazilian over 25 and expecting them to perform.

>>77542707
Better than nothing.

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>>77542870

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ruh roh

>>77542870
Diego Costa

>>77542922
Windows win AGAIN

>Watford to sign Andre Gray for £18.5m
Burnley pretty much confirming relegation right there.

Fellaini is starting to grow on me desu

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>in last year of his contract
>9 goals last season
>racist, la
yep 18.5m sounds right...

>>77542933
Because La Liga has won the last 4 CL titles

>>77542945
La Liga's not a team.

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>>77542941
is he really though

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>>77542953
Because teams from La Liga have won the last 4 CL titles

>>77542967
So Hazard should sign for Sporting Gijon?

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>>77542972
Because Barcelona and Real Madrid have won the last 4 CL titles

>>77542922
They always throw a tantrum before the transfer request.

>>77542972
maybe, who knows

>>77542986
Barcelona & Real Madrid aren't a team.

>Arsenal actually give a press conference and club statement that Sanchez isn't playing the next 2 matches and giving a thorough explanation
Imagine cuddling your supporters this much trying to soothe their pain for when he does leave

>>77542997
yes they are, two separate teams

>Lmao, this desperate Livermong.

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>tfw your club still hasnt signed anyone
>tfw you realise at least they havent signed lacazette for 60m

>>77542972
Absolutely

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>>77535242
>PSG want Mbappe and Sanchez now

where will they even fit in the team? what kind of lineup will they use?

>>77543044
Don't think any Belgian clubs are worth 60m, let alone are about to spend that much

>>77543077
I thought PSG have "ended their interest"?

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What did he mean by this?

>>77542933
Epl?

Reminder it is /prem/ or /pl/

>>77542922
>yahoo

This story was literally debunked yesterday by multiple journalists who were at training.

>>77543092
>literally debunked
I thought it was metaphorically debunked 2bh

>>77542997
Captain Pedantic strikes again

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>>77543092
>

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>>77543090
CPL

>>77543115
If Coutinho goes to Barca in the next two weeks I'll leave /sp/ forever.

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Florentino Perez insists Real Madrid “don’t plan on selling” Gareth Bale after their European Super Cup win against Manchester United. Manchester United boss Jose Mourinho admitted ‘it’s game over’ in his club’s pursuit of Real Madrid winger after Tuesday’s Super Cup clash.

>Fiorentina have confirmed that Nice midfielder Valentin Eysseric is undergoing a medical with the club.

Atletico Madrid have reached an agreement with Zenit Saint Petersburg for the sale of midfielder Matias Kranevitter, it has been confirmed.

>Genoa are reportedly close to signing Celta Vigo defender Gustavo Cabral.

Paris Saint-Germain midfielder Grzegorz Krychowiak looks certain to leave Ligue 1 this summer and would prefer ‘to play in Spain or Italy'

>The agent of Carlos Bacca has once again confirmed the striker’s enthusiasm to return to Sevilla and believes a summer move is possible.

Middlesbrough midfielder Marten de Roon is reportedly “a step away” from joining Atalanta, a year after leaving the club.

>Sampdoria striker Patrik Schick will reportedly undergo a medical with Inter “in the next few hours”.

Fiorentina are reportedly looking into the possibility of signing Ajax teenager Justin Kluivert, son of ex-Milan striker Patrick.

>Munir El Haddadi’s agent has revealed that the Barcelona forward would “welcome” a switch to Roma.

Fiorentina have confirmed the surprise signing of Torino midfielder Marco Benassi on a five-year contract. A fee for Benassi remains undisclosed by the Viola, but Firenzeviola.it claims they will pay €10m plus bonuses.

>Real Sociedad forward Carlos Vela has completed his move to Los Angeles FC in a deal thought to be worth in the region of €5m.

Isco has confirmed his new contract at Real Madrid is ‘very close’ and he expects ‘it will be done soon’ after Tuesday’s Super Cup win.

>Galatasaray president Dursun Ozbek has admitted signing Arda Turan from Barcelona is the club’s ‘biggest desire’.

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>18 million

fuck Mor