/trans/ - Only reliable sources like The Daily Star edition

literally sitting like that right now in work.

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Where will Bale end up?

chelsea do something

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*blocks your path*

That posture hurts my fucking back just looking at it. I already snapped mine on deadlies two years ago.

>>77528489

Real Madrid

I just don't see them letting him go/him pushing for a move away

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the virgin walk

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Dutch anon, make a 190kg version of this please.

>>77528479
>Portugal midfielder Andre Gomes could join the Reds as part of the Coutinho deal. (Mundo Deportivo via Sun)

Liverpool will never win the title with Klopp. i was hyped at first.

>Chelsea want Drinkwater

It's Scott Parker all over again

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>>77528492
Why does he walk towards the camera?

>>77528509
>I ain't no fucking wheeler dealer no more

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>>77528522
>dissing Parky

>>77528522
or Steve Sidwell

>>77528522
fuck you Scott Parker was world class

>>77528522
lmao Conte lost it

How much will Chelsea pay for Drinkwater? Surely Leicester won't let him go?

>>77528549
£40M.

>>77528549
35 or summat

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>>77528537
>>77528543
He peaked at Newcastle desu

Remember seeing Parker for Fulham the other season. He was running so slowly it was like a glitch in the fucking matrix.

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>>77528497

>>77528564
Bet he still made those tackles somehow

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>>77528491
What do you want them to do?

Sign a winger who will not play, and take play time from Musonda (lol implying)
A fourth choice midfield whose highlight of the season will be sitting on the bench against Strawberry town in the league cup?
Sing a striker after all the money spent on Batty and Morata?
A cb, when that position already has too many players?

Chelsea need a bench option for the left wing and that's it, talking realistically.

How the fuck did Chelsea manage to get an even worse team this season? If they didn't sell or buy anyone their team would look better than it is currently

>>77528588
by alienating one of the best strikers in the world

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>mfw LRL is fuming over Chelsea still

>captcha trans wood

>>77528588
*than last season

>>77528591
the epl cant handle big characters like costa and suarez the media just eats them up and makes them out to be worse than they really are

league wont be the same without costa playing in it

>>77528571
>>77528527
thanks la

>>77528601
the media has nothing to do with costa

Daily reminder that Phil is not for sale. Klopp doing an amazing job.

>>77528588
Conte get cocky and think chelshit can get any world class striker easily, also other clubs already get used to his meme formation

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is it the year of the Batman?

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>>77528506

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>>77528601
>big characters
>where the stats show Costa is a dirty fucker yet doesn't get punished for it; yet his team mates do lel

Chelsea is full of foul committing, dangerous play fuck nuts, lad.

Has Morata managed to put the biscuit in the basket yet?

>>77528601
he tried to force a move last summer and this winter. Conte literally said he prefers to kill a player he can't trust

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>>77528588
>>77528591
>>77528601
They can always buy the poor man's higuain to replace him

>>77528622
he didn't look too great against a team with two left backs at centre back

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>>77528623
Thanks, lad.

Has Morata managed to put the chicken in the coop yet?

>>77528638
>coop
dont think they'd allow it

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>>77528509
Fast and messy one

>>77528643
>Hi there, Licky, can you explain to Sky Sports why you walk towards the camera?

>>77528535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qn9ZBDWulkc

I NEED A FUCKING JOB NOW

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>77528669
Football journalist/podcaster?

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>>77528677
I actually have a masters in journalism

>>77528683
how many years is that?

>>77528683
Are you old enough that you did that before the print media died or just stupid.

>>77528683
You could have a Masters in Journalism from Milton Keynes Poly-Technic and it'd mean fuck all. Unless you have it from Oxford, Cambridge or UCL it's worthless. I guess if it's from a Russell Group you're OK.

>>77528683
>there are idiotic women on youtube who are bringing in tens of thousands per month by being "journalists" without a degree in it

>>77528683
yeah that's great but how many family members do you have in high places?

>>77528683
Pull a Tim Vickery, move to Brazil, marry a random favelada and shitpost about football on hue television.

>>77528683
Best just marry a rich sugardaddy, senpai

>>77528669
Have you tried becoming a """"journalist"""" making videos about online sexism as a stepping stone to writing columns in the Guardian about transfer fees being problematic because they are emblematic of a society still profiteering from the legacy of slavery?

>>77528717
Or he could keep his dignity and write online articles/blog posts about football, and use us as free advertisement. Just make a twitter account, whatever the youth use to make their sites, and write interesting things.

>>77528714
isn't that Glenn Greenwald (minus the footy bit)?

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>so many manure fans in skopje
>everything is dirt cheap to them
>they are gonna have a great time
>didn't manage to get a ticket

I feel very left out lads

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lids

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>>77528685
1

>>77528689
Just stupid

>>77528698
It's a dying industry

>>77528707
None otherwise I wouldn't be begging/ shitposting for a job on a Tibetan dream-weaving emporium

>>77528717
Yes

>>77528698
>idiotic
>who are bringing in tens of thousands per month
You should only pick one desu

>>77528736
You shouldn't mock the mentally ill la.

>Kyle Bartley signs new 4 year contract with Swansea
He hates the Leeds

>>77528731
Go start a fight. Mancs are well easy to piss off lad.

>Irish Pub

Fucking paddies get everywhere.

>>77528760
Your mum does it to you lol.

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ready for The Super Cup tonight lads? I sure am! Just finishing this cuppa then switching to the special brew YEAH

>>77528794
being a wax statue is cool

justin long is too unlikeable to be a lead protagonist

thunder and lightning lads!!!!!!!

>>77528804
Justin (((Jacob))) Long

>>77528794
Dutch Anon, make a 190kg edit of this please.

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Swansea have agreed to signed Chadli for £22 million plus add-ons with medical in coming days

>>77528833
>Cov Kid Courtney Baker-Richardson is on the brink of signing for Premier League Swansea City.

HOWLING LAD.

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>>77528489
How did he take this picture?

>>77528540
She's not retired, nerdstein.

>>77528683
EXCELLENT filename

>>77528837
>Courtney Baker-Richardson
Ah yes, the double barrelled black name footballer.

>>77528822
hebrew names are very common

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>>77528837
The Gylfi replacement finally

>>77528772
They aren't Mancs though they're United fans. United fans are even easier to piss off btw desu senpai baka.

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>>77528845
i love how consistent this meme is

>>77527263
>>77527271

I miss him guys.

>>77528845
Get their parents to actually stay together then

>>77528845
>>77528864

I cant wait untill these kids grow up and marry other double barreled kids.

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>>77528489

From what I've read Bale absolutely doesn't want to leave.

But his wages are almost the same as Ronaldo's and he's contributing fuck all with all his injuries at the moment,

When I saw him play in the friendlies this season he looked slow like Torres. Madrid are aware of this and decide to flog him off before he gets any worse and his value decreases.

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. I'd have them all in zoos.

>>77528902
is she trying to look like a child

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where are the fantasy premier league codes

>>77528905
bit sexist

Ronaldo to Monaco is a done deal, screencap this

>>77528905
i'd invest, but how do you propose catching all birds

>>77528902

I honestly think they should dump him. he has had injuries, isn't a fan favorite, is in his late 20s and could still fetch 90-100 mill. no point in keeping him when you have suitable replacements and could cash out big

who does Bakayoko start over when fit

>>77528968
fabregas

>>77528930
Holy shit, my brother works for Jorge Mendes and said that he was involved in a transfer even more shocking than Nerman's, could this be it?

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>brazilian
>working

>>77528579

u wot m8. Chelsea needs a better defensive left wing back, a better attacking right one, and Another midfielder in case of injuries.

And I followed Musonda while he was at Betis and wasn't too impressed. His touch is godly, but he has no footballing IQ. When he played he held the ball up too much killing momentum and being unable to gel with the team.
He has the touch of Bernardo Silva and the mind of Gervinho.

>>77528864
Leeds have just signed Cameron Borthwick-Jackson too lol

Coutinho is Iniesta's replacement

>>77529056
He can play both as a playmaker and on the wings, he can be a replacement for both Nerman and Iniesta.

>>77529065
>He can play both as a playmaker and on the wings

So can Tom Ince.

>>77529065
Nerman was never a player that fit into Barca's system

>>77528926
>shared my league code on facebook
>person comments "you got a league going?"

I can't deal with these people

>>77529071
kek'd

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>>77528591

Costa has wanted to leave ever since he moved to London. He came for the cash.
He'll never learn english, and won't ever fit in while in London. He's homesick and no matter how many spanish speaking escorts he bangs they will never fill the void in his heart.

hows life after getting kicked out of college

>>77529071
kek

>>77529073
Except that he totally did, in fact he was perfect for their system. I don't think Dembelé or Qtinho will fit this good there, but Qtinho is as close as it gets.

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>>77528918

no idea m8. I think it's a fairly old pic.

>>77529113
They had to make a new position for him that totally Fucked up they're Tiki Taka system, A kind of inside Forward / Left Winger.

Whereas when Iniesta used to play there it was like having a Messi on both Wings, who would both drop into midfield and link the play.

This along with not replacing Xavi, explains they're absence from winning major titles recently

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>>77529139

>>77529139
>they're
I can't for the life of me understand how the fuck does natural english speakers have such a hard time not knowing the difference between "their/they'te".

>>77529177
Laziness.

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where does this team finish

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tfw another season listening to Liverpool fans

>>77529177
Nobody writes any more

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>>77529177
Dang you got me.

Here enjoy these Internet typo Points

>Deposits good boy points into account

>>77529139
That's literally the position that Henry/Villa/Pedro played, he was even more of a natural left winger than all those players

>>77529198
stop capitalising Random words you fucking Autist

>>77529185

last place in a fantasy league

>>77529186
I can't believe they voted for safe standing. They're going to get us banned from Europe again.

>>77529185
7th behind Everton no less

>>77529201
make Me

>>77529193
Everyone is communicating via text fucking constantly now.

>>77529198
If you're going to get so angry about it I dunno why you wouldn't take more care with your posts desu.

>>77529185
Europa League. It's better than midtable teams, but still miles behind City, United, Arsenal and Chelsea

>>77529185
Why do they refuse to replace Mascherano

>>77529177
know the difference. just type fast on 4chan and they slip through

>>77529215
Mainly bcos it's anonymous

>>77529214
i think you are underage and i'm not just saying that to wind you up

i genuinely think you are about 15

I wish Paul would put his fucking trip back on and then get hit by a bus and die.

>>77529139
JUST FUCKING SPELL RITE OMG

>>77529185
Why would Southampton re-sign all of that trash?

How would /trans/ react if Liverpool actually signed Javi Martinez someday?

>>77529185
Depends on the manager

>>77529254
By crashing this server

>>77529254
actully? He's having his medical as we speak

>>77529254
Maybe he'll manage them one day.

>>77529254
He's too old now

>>77529185
4th/5th

>>77529010
I said
>talking realistically
Yes, a midfielder, but is any fourth midfielder going to be any better than the ones who left already? Chelsea couldn't keep Pasalic or Chalobah, whoever is going to be signed is , like I said, going to be barely good enough for the league cup.
Same thing for the right wing, he'd be fourth choice because all three main wingers are massively important.

Chelsea need a left wingback and I agree, but any depth they can sign is not much (if at all) better than the kids who left, and Conte couldn't trust those, so why would he trust these?

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>>77529254
>if
It's basically confirmed, la

>>77529260
its Klopp

>>77529285
>any depth
I mean any other.
A left wingback is needed and would be automatically better than Moses or Pedro there (maybe).

What if Liverpool get Iniesta as part of the deal?

>>77529291
21st

I think it's time to start speculation on who the next Chelsea manager will be.

>>77529301
LRL

>>77529185

I could see them doing well in europe, if they aren't knackered from all the games.

>>77529301
Jardim or Allegri

>>77529295
Then they've got another washed up older player they can play deeper than he played in his prime like Milner

i think the next 5-10 years will be pretty liverpool/arsenal tier for chelsea i hate to say

>>77529301
Mouyes

>>77529318
Iniesta 'Best Left Back in the League La'

>>77529301
Mourinho

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Genoa Coach Ivan Juric confirms he will give Adel Taarabt another chance - “I’m confident he’s learned from his mistakes”.

Nice midfielder Valentin Eysseric is reportedly on the verge of joining Fiorentina for €3.5m.

Milan have reportedly made an enquiry about Lazio striker Ciro Immobile.

Inter have met with the agent of Geoffrey Kondogbia today, who has an offer from Spanish side Valencia.

Monchi says Roma “did everything” to sign Riyad Mahrez from Leicester City but now “we’re looking around for other players”.

Celta Vigo are interested in signing Turkish winger Volkan Sen from Fenerbahce after unsuccessful moves elsewhere in the market

Barcelona have reportedly opened negotiations with Villarreal midfielder and Italy international Roberto Soriano.

>Inigo Martinez has returned to Real Sociedad in the midst of speculation he will join Barcelona this week in a €32m deal.

Barcelona are considering triggering the €40m release clause of Nice midfielder and Ivory Coast international Jean Michael Seri

>Leganes have confirmed the signing of Genoa central defender in a deal reported to be €2m as they continue their summer recruitment drive.

Sevilla will try to re-sign full-back Alberto Moreno from Liverpool but understand a deal is unlikely due to the English club’s reluctance to move him on

>Inter are considering Real Betis defender German Pezzella as a ‘low cost’ alternative for strengthening their backline

OGC Nice attacking midfielder Valentin Eysseric is expected to undergo a medical with Serie A club Fiorentina today ahead of a €3.5m transfer, according to RMC.

>Nice have completed the signing of Monaco winger Allan Saint-Maximin for a deal believed to be worth around €10m.

Wesley Sneijder signs 1-year OGC Nice contract. Wesley Sneijder has officially completed the signing of former Real Madrid and Inter Milan attacking midfielder Wesley Sneijder on a free transfer.

>Monaco has officially confirmed that they have signed Lyon winger Rachid Ghezzal on a contract until 2021.

After Jose Mourinho has left the door ajar for a sensational Manchester United move for Gareth Bale, Marca claim Real Madrid could be tempted to cash in on the Welshman.

>Manchester United teenager Timothy Fosu-Mensah is having a medical at Crystal Palace ahead of a season-long loan.

Watford are still interested in signing Everton winger Aaron Lennon, according to Sky sources.

>Stoke are close to completing the signing of defender Bruno Martins Indi from Porto in a cut-price deal, according to Sky sources. Stoke and Porto have now agreed on a price of around £7.25m

Juventus midfielder Mario Lemina is due for a medical at Southampton ahead of a proposed move that could rise to £20m, Sky Sports News understands.

>Trabzonspor claim they have made a loan offer for Tottenham midfielder Moussa Sissoko and that the Frenchman is keen on the move.

Barcelona are yet to make a formal offer for Ousmane Dembele but Sky in Germany reports the Borussia Dortmund striker wants to move to the Nou Camp.

>Jonny Evans insists he is committed to West Brom after the Premier League side rejected two offers from Leicester City.

Brazilian attacker Richarlison has joined Watford on a five-year deal.

>West Brom are expected to return with a third bid for Middlesbrough captain Ben Gibson, according to Sky sources.

Following speculation linking Gareth Bale with a move away from Real Madrid this summer, a source close to the player has told Sky Sports News the transfer talk is "nonsense".

>>77529338
>Gylfi Sigurdsson 4.2
He isn't moving anymore mate

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Football.

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>Nice midfielder Valentin Eysseric

>>77529338
>Adel Taraabt is still a thing

>>77529354
Draw
Home win
Home win
Draw
Home win
Home win
Draw
Away Win
Draw
Draw

>Adel Taarabt is only 28
feels like he's been around forever

>>77529354
Can West Ham have a decent season? They've got some good players in now, don't know if Bilic is good enough tho

>>77529362
almost forgot him and here he popps up again
You now remember when Taarabt looked decent for Milan

>>77529372
no

>>77529337
>>77529331
Third time is the charm

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>>77529285

Its looking like Drinkwater at the moment. Another mid could give give Conte tactical flexibility, they don't necessarily need to be better. It was obvious last season that Chelsea had no plan B. You could see it when United easy beat them at old trafford, they shut chelsea down completely. That's why another MFer is needed.

A new right wing back wouldn't be fourth choice, they would be second or first depending on tactics. Aurier from PSG is would be better going forward than Moses, but Moses is probably better at defending and being physical.

It's the opposite for a left wing back. Alonso is a based attacker but is too slow to defend well.

>>77529402
Moses is a good attacker though, he's got the strikers instinct

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>>77529292

Moses is on the right, and Pedro hasn't played well at wingback.

>>77529301

Simeone

>>77529345
>richarlison at watford
What a waste. Palmeiras tried to sign him here, they saw him as the next Gabriel Jesus.

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Can't wait for the new season on Sky Sports to hear Pardew's take on things 2 b q h.

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are you ready lads

>>77529417

He has had his moments, getting the odd goal or too. But he can't cross to save his life and doesn't have the dribbling technique/passing interplay skills to really trouble good defenses.

>>77529457
No I'd agree with that, he doesn't have high football IQ

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>neymar jr jr

>>77529447
I fucking hate that guy with the long hair

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Swansea are going to be very important this season and I like that

>>77529468
That's a woman you melt.

>>77529447
>Gets every prediction wrong

I love it when "high level analyst's" are left with egg on their face

>>77529447
woudl be if it wasnt for Iain macintosh

>>77529264
w..w... with no survivors?

>>77529477
>northerners

if siggy is going, fuck go already

stop fucking our window up

this behaviour is getting cunty

>>77529490
Red pill me on Iain. Why does everyone hate him?

>>77529419
Moses "can" cover the left with Aspie on the right, we saw that.

>>77529402
>It was obvious last season that Chelsea had no plan B.
And a midfielder is going to let Conte do what, play 352 once in a while?

And the question is always the same, if the players who left are not good enough, can Chelsea realistically sign someone who IS good enough?

Look at Ake, he could have played as cb, as midfielder, on the left. He was tactically flexible. We know he's good enough to play in the PL, but he was not good enough.
Traore could have played as striker, left or right winger, he could give options, but he was not good enough.

Chelsea hasn't had proper depth in ages, Mourinho was complaining about it as well, and if you look at transfers Chelsea has basically done 1:1 transfers and only in the past year the team actually got bigger in term of first team players.

Chelsea simply do not spend a lot of money on depth, which means signing good players that will play won't happen. And this is probably a circular issue, because the club might not think it's a good idea to spend huge fee and huge wages on a player that will leave in 12 months because he was not good enough.

I want Leicester to be good again lads
Not because I like them or anything, just because they made /sp/ fun for a while

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Fantasy football draft tomorrow mid day, grab yourself a hue watford striker 390768-95049

>>77529560
that was shit

Liverpool should get Nasri to replace Coutinho

>>77529584
Why would you think that?

>>77529500
he used the term 'melt' no self respecting northerner would use words like that.

>>77529471
Is it true that the swans is one of the popular teams in usa?

>>77529589
I think he's the best they could get and available immediately for nothing.

>>77529599
Napoli have a few better players

>>77529599
he's also shite and wants high wages

lol just learned that Kia Joorabchian is Coutinho's agent

Liverpool fans are fucked lmao no way he stays

>dortmund want 150m for dembele
meh he's not worth 50m

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>>77529436
/ourguy/

Who's gonna get relegated this season?

>newcastle
>burnley
>stoke

>>77529632
Nasri shit? lol he's great, just have bad mentality.

>>77529468
t. Baldlet whose summertime-gf broke up with him for an Italian

>>77529699
Source?

Daily reminder that Real Madrid paid £40m for a 16 y/o

>>77529513
>le ebin football hipster
With some shit-tier opinions to boot

>>77529732
aka shite

>>77529750
is Propper a good player or shit mate?

>>77529447
who are these people, are they worth listening to?

>>77529726
huddersfield, burnley and west brom

>>77529758
He's an ok player, not going to set the field ablaze with quality, but he's an ok signing for Brighton I'd reckon

when are we going to start the /trans/ podcast?

what topics should we discuss?

>>77529738
Just google it and you'll find

>>77529778
Babs

>>77529778
javi martinez to liverpool for 45 mins

>>77529778
>>77529785
Have her be our producer Ben, producer Babs that reads out the ads

>>77528540

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Will Man city sign an additional right full back for sub?

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Has Morata scored yet?

>>77529813
She hasn't retired

>>77529723

Does anyone remember the QT german teenager who had a huge crush on Pards and posted romantic tribute vids on youtube?

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>>77529778
Philosophy

>>77529825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bp3fxyZFCoo

>>77529815
they have danilo and walker

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>>77529825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bp3fxyZFCoo
HERZ AN HERZ

>>77529778
A special Carvery Corner (or local equivalent) to talk about the things we ate

>>77529839
Its not nearly enough for 3 competitions

>>77529849
Fernandinho will probably be stand-in if it's necessary

can't watch fictional characters being embarrassed

>>77529849
lol how come 2 right backs aren't enough?

>>77529425
Redpill me on Richarlison pls

>>77529840
pardGOD is a lucky man

Coutinho to Barcelona, £81m raising to £105

Barcelona ready to pay up to €120m (£109m) to Liverpool for Philippe Coutinho

Barcelona officials in Germany today trying to sign Ousmane Dembele from Borussia Dortmund. He wants to leave. Dortmund want £100m

dembele removed dortmund from his twitter

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>>77529838

>tfw a german QT will never create a 2000's slideshow youtube video for you.

>>77529560
fuck off

>>77529824
Was Leah gotti I was thinking of desu

>>77529899
http://www.espn.co.uk/football/soccer-transfers/story/3174603/liverpool-reach-agreement-to-sell-philippe-coutinho-to-barcelona-sources

>>77529903
i cant beleive liverpool are getting 120m for coutinho

hes a meme

>>77529726
Huddersfield, Brighton and Swansea (if they lose Siggy)

>>77529910
smhfäm

>>77529903
>dembele removed dortmund from his twitter
Seriously? Not a Dortmund fan but fuck off, Barca.

>>77529913
I sold Coutinho to PSG for 120m on FM. Cunts here said I cheated. Fucking anons are literally never right

>>77529910
This is news to me, and I have not taken it well

>>77529785
>>77529792
as in the old tripfag? Is there some new hot goss that I'm not privy to?

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>>77529929
This is the babs I'm talking about at least

>>77529925
kek I once sold Eriksen for 145m euro

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lads

LADS

https://audioboom.com/posts/6184568-a-new-hope

>>77529929
>>77529937
same

>>77529948
I'm nervous, la

>>77529911

HAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA

>livershit

>>77529984
>believing in ESPN

lol

>>77528479
his posture is pissing me off

All these Huddersfield h8ers will eat their words. Believe you me..

>>77529984
this is an amazing deal for them dunno why youre laughing. hes not even a top 3 attacking midfielder in the league

>>77529948
>over 1 hour

no thanks

podcasts should be no more than 45mins, tops

>>77530005
>Believe you me

this phrase doesnt even make sense, even if you add a word between you and me it still doesnt make sense

>>77530010
i mean price wise its alright but 50m of that will go on van Dijk, then theyll buy some shit tier cm

>>77529960
>>77530012
>we look at PSG, and just like Rangers they have neymar money
TYBJimbo

>>77530012
but then how will they fit the 20 minutes of adverts for meals direct to your door and other useless shit

>>77530029
lanzini

>>77530032
>Pod legend James Richardson crosses the Rubicon with Kelly Cates, James Horncastle, Julien Laurens, and Yoko Macintosh
>Yoko Macintosh

>PSG ready to offer over £80m for Alexis Sanchez as they try to beat Manchester City to wantaway Arsenal star

>Sports daily A Bola report that PSG want Atlético Madrid keeper Jan Oblak, who has a 100-million-euro release clause.

>>77530010

who can they replace him with? £80m for oxlade-chamberlain seems a liverpool kind of deal.

haaahahahhaa

>>77530029
van dijk is already a chelsea player they just havnt accounced it yet

>>77530041
This isnt Joe ROgan

>>77530080
>>77530042
well coutinho played on the wing so a winger. andros townsend maybe, aaron lennon

>>77529948
>"Ko-la-si-nack"
>"it's Serbian"

It's Kolashinats, you bimbo.

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>yfw barca pay 100m for the black deulofeu

>>77530103
yeah but he would be moved to the mid this season. honestly they wont get anyone to fed up balls to firmino mane salah like couts in just 3 weeks

the money is fucking good, but no replacements avaiables means they're fucked lol

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>Liverpool Accept Barcelona Bid For Coutinho

>Lose their best player
>Haven't bought a real LB, CB or a striker

Fuck this club

>>77529948
>comes out at tea time

Bartha should stop the 4-3-3 meme and bring back rigid 4-4-2

>>77529948
>Iain 'the nacer el khalifi of podcasting' macintosh

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>>77530141
>wanting a striker

they have firmino sturridge origi ings and solanke for 1 spot

holy shit captcha related

>>77529948
finally

I'd stick with football weekly too but Max is so bad

>>77530130
They could spend it on the black pele, M'bappe. or maybe the next brazillian GOAT. i dunno who that is though, luan?

>>77529913
reminder inter sold him to pool for 10 million

>>77529948
>iain macintosh
they really don't want people to listen to this do they

Who /carabaocup/ here

>>77530167
Firmino is the only worthwhile "striker" out of them.

>buy player for just £4.5 million
>sell him a few years later for £100 million

Liverpool just won the transfer window.

>it's a shitizen thinks losing your best player is a good thing episode

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING LEVY

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>77530189
>>77530213
nomatter how any team fucks up. they will always be nothing compared to the fuck ups inter pull off

>>77530205
>a fucking Thai energy drink

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>>77530241

Dembele's bff just leaked him going to Barca

>>77530272
which dembele

>>77530272
Am I the only one that think that selling nerman for 200m and replacing him with Ousman Dembele for 100m is really good buisness

>>77530283
moussa

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Providing they make these transfers, is this a good enough squad to win at least 1 trophy?

>>77530141

I'm sure there are some Southampton players for sale.

>>77530243
This goes straight to the bad transfer hall of fame, next to Roberto Carlos, Pirlo and Seedorf

>>77530306
doubt conte want aurier

he is locker room cancer

>>77530316
Who could they get to replace Moses?

>>77530324
An academy player lmao

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>>77530241

>>77530324
Zappacosta
But I bet abramovichs divorce has made the russian a sulky git to ask for anything.

>>77530312
bad at buying too. schelotto, Pereira, Belfodil, Taider,... All players who were bought for more then 10m And brought nothing

from their 2010 team to now is sad

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Are we all going to watch Real Mad vs ManUnited?

>>77530393
>you now remember taider at southampton

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>>77530399
>spamming

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>>77530399
yes its a memefest. shitpost heaven. exposedbowl

Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRUjdXn5D80

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>>77530409
JUST

>>77530306
Alex Sandro would not be Alonso's sub, even if he's coming (he's not).

>>77530399
I am going to play WoW instead desu.

>>77530465
Kek. i bet you play a human paladin

>>77530465
you want a carry?

>>77530465
>>77530494
>playing video games
do your girlfriends let you?

>Aurier is 5'9"

Why the fuck do people think Mou wants him?

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>>77530494
Fem draenei senpai.

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Lads....

>>77530192
He owns the whole thing

>>77530616
i know

>>77530533
Would.

>Southampton have announced the signing of midfielder Mario Lemina from Juventus, on a five-year contract

>>77530665
good signing desu

>tfw totally football show is more comfy than nu-football weekly

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>>77529948
It's like he was never gone

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Destined for the Pozzo loan army.