REAL MADRID VS MANCHESTER UNITED UEFA SUPER CUP PRE-MATCH/MATCH THREAD

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>>77526577
UNEXPOSABLE

ITS COMING HOME

>>77526577
How many bongs?

>>77526735
12 bongs, 10 bings

>tfw we will be 1/3 of the way to another treble before the season even starts
who /customer/ here?

>>77526577
FIVE DAYS OF REST
I
V
E
http://www.elperiodico.com/es/deportes/20170706/liga-cambia-fechas-supercopa-entre-madrid-barcelona-6152704

>>77526577
Mourinho seems back in form. Forcing ZZ to make a public decision over Bale, and then the "won’t lose my hair talking about Conte" stuff was glorious. Shouldn't be too surprising if he finds a way to neutralize Madrid, although the problem with them is the ridiculous quality, so even outdoing them tactically may not be enough.

>>77526856
All they have to do is park the bus. EZ

>manure
ez win

>tfw don't know who I hate more, halal or manure
Gonna skip this one 2bh

>>77526842
>http://www.elperiodico.com/es/deportes/20170706/liga-cambia-fechas-supercopa-entre-madrid-barcelona-6152704
España ens roba

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Any chance to see both teams losing?

>>77526842
Yeah, they should play on the next day, because that would be "fair". Why farsa fans are so retarded?

>>77527116
im afraid the chances for that happening is greater than us getting a gf

>>77527003
>tfw don't know who I hate more, halal or manure
Same boat

>>77526613
who is the worst player named in this song? balotelli?

>both teams will use "it's just a friendly" excuse

This is as pointless as the Community Shield.

>>77527266
the way aresenlel were celebrating it was like the won the league or some shit

>>77527266
Only that's it a legit trophy won by the very best teams. The only thing that cheapens it is that it's at start of a new season.

>>77527277
it's the only silverware they had a chance at this year tbf

>>77527261
donovan

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>>77527277
>>77527285
SEETHING

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Feels good knowing we are still going to be Europe's top dog(together with our MIlanese friends), no matter the outcome

>>77527297
WE

3-0 for real, bale two and asensio one. shoot this.

>>77527289
Definitely Rooney, I agree.

>>77527261
Mark 'Bozza' Bosnich, the crazy coke addict

Zidane will show us why Al Andalus reigned over poor little portuniggers like mourinho, Madrid will be ruthless

>>77527776
based morISCO

slippy C

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrpWSDLFP8I

>>77527003
>>77527246
Salty because you have no great clubs?

>>77527122
Shouldn't you be provoking a World War, you Polska Dance? Nobody expects Muslim's princess to not get DOUBLE the rest that Barça got when playing both Supercups, even if it there is Mundial this year and they need to finish the season sooner. They would probably get a couple of weeks otherwise

>>77528442
Based Alfatso

>>77528442
World War and i live in my own contry, one of the things scatalans can't say.

>>77527116
That would only happen if Juve and Atletico faced each other in a CL final.

>>77528616
Shame I am not either catalonian nor Porcuck. Also can you explain me the first part of your post, contry-san? Sometimes, it's the inferiour lifeforms like amoebas that are the hardest to understand

>>77526577
basically the secret is that when there is a cross benzema moves away from it rather tha on the close post.
And since nobody does this, this leaves confusion in the defense, as the CD either follows benzema and leaves the post free for any opposite attacker, or doesn't follow him, leaving him one on one with the other CD, and any other defender will have to deal with the winger and ronaldo, so they are always 1 on 1 or 2 on 2 or 3 on 3, with a CD who is guarding nobody. They have a complex system of movements, all centerd around benzema, to ensure this happens

>>77528797
are you, dare i say it, Ariggo Sacchi?

>>77528106
even when slipping he pulls it off.

3 goals tonight, we are unexposable

>>77528851
if Zidane leaves, would his unexposable magic come with him?

>>77528855
No.
Well, it depends. He's similar to Pep, among the aboslute elite but his system requires a very specific set of players (the best).
So if he ever leaves it's like for PSG or similar, in order to remain in the realm of the unexposed.

Why isn't Juventus playing? Can someone from Slovakia explain this to me?

>>77526856
>Shouldn't be too surprising if he finds a way to neutralize Madrid

Other than park the bus and pray that Ramos gets a red, what can he do? Madrid is insanely good, are there any weaknesses in that team at all?

Don't be a pleb and waste your time watching this shit. Watch the track & field instead.

>tfw zlatan scores the winner

>>77528897
I unironically think he will go to Olympique Marseille after Real Madrid where he can truly test his unexposable magic

>>77528928
I unironically think you're a moron

>>77528951
rude

Is this considered a real game or a glorified friendly?

>>77528980
Aren't all super cups just glorified friendlies, feels weird when people count them as major trophies

>>77528813
No, I read it on some site that does football analysis

To be honest I think there is no way that Man Utd can beat the best club in football history aka Real Madrid.
I mean, they are objectivelly the best and if they don't win this game it could only be considered an accident, an anomaly.

>>77528980
Real Game

>>77529058
you're not Alfatso

>>77528813
>>77528797
nd he'ers the link
https://medium.com/@VI_PRO/real-madrids-royal-wings-e67e26cd9601

>>77529126
how about you and I form a football club

>>77529016
>winner counts it as a major trophy to trophy-pad
>loser regards it as an irrelevant glorified friendly

That's pretty much how it goes. It's however the most irrelevant meme trophy around since everyone knows that the CL winner is better than the EL winner no matter what

Will the GOAT play?

>>77529171
Yeah, Rashy's playing

>>77529171
We don't know, because he has not played a single friendly and has only trained with the team like 3 times. I hope he doesn't tBh, but my guess is that he'll play like 60 mins and then he'll get subbed off.

>>77529190
Asensio should score a goal

>>77529225
De Gea > Navas
Valencia < Carvajal
VNL < Varane
Smalling < Ramos
Blind < Marcelo
Herrera < Modric
Matic > Casemiro
Pogba > Kroos
Mata < Bale
Lukaku > Benzema
Rashford > Ronaldo

>>77529267
Completely wrong

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>>77529267
>Matic > Casemiro
>Lukaku > Benzema
>Rashford > Ronaldo

>>77529267
>Matic > Casemiro
>Pogba > Kroos
>Mata < Bale
>Lukaku > Benzema
>Rashford > Ronaldo
you totally fucked up at this point

LolLiga about to be exposed

>>77529144
how about ou fuck off and die in a ditch

>>77529303
Pogba is better than Kroos, tho.

>>77528910
>are there any weaknesses in that team at all?

I think all you can try to do is exploit the space that the fullbacks leave when they move up the pitch. I expect Rashford will play wide right tonight with Mou hoping they can hit them on the break.

Why are people hating on the Super Cup? It's a real trophy.

This Real Madrid team has to be one of the most perfectly balanced teams I've ever seen. All the players are virtually perfect for their roles.

>>77526577
Is this a meme Cup? Need to know if I should say I am sick and go to a pub.

>pls respond

who /doesnt care and will just spam lyrics whoever loses/ here

>>77529552

yeah don't waste your sick days on this trash

>>77529522
Would prefer to see them with two holding players and a more attacking right full back.

Basically if they signed Fernandinho, played Isco in his proper AMF role, and signed Dani Alves they'd be better

>>77529460
>Pogba is better than Kroos
better at dabbing maybe

>>77529575
Except Carvajal is three times better than Alves the meme who came from Juventus.
>Would prefer to see them with two holding players
that's why EPL is shit

>>77529586
United are gonna obliterate u with the pressing game tonight m80.

God knows what Liverpool would do to em

I want Real to make nasty Mou cry

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>>77529566
my nigga

>>77529600
I'm talking 3x0 at least, by the way, he needs to be humiliated, for what he did to Real

>>77529593
Kek mouyes couldnt press a grape

>>77529575
Carvahal is great though, he just picks the right times to get forward and Isco does play in his best position.

Carvahal__Varane__Ramos__Marcelo
___________Casemiro
______Modric________Kroos
______________Isco
________Benzema_Ronaldo

That's how they usually line up for big games.

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i wonder if mou will park the bus. i doubt he even wants this game, if they get exposed and lose by like 3 goals itll kill his teams confidence going into the season

>>77529593
Kek, capped for later

>>77529460
Pogba cost more money than Kroos, he's done nothing to show that he's anywhere near as useful to a team.

>>77529522
And they're all top 5 at their positions, except maybe Casemiro.

>>77529628
Basically it's gonna be the same tactics against Chelsea in the FA Cup

>>77529633
Pogba is much more athletic than Kroos.
Pogba is more valuable in the premier league, and Kroos in La Liga.

>>77528636
or arsenal vs dortmund

>>77529611
>for what he did to real
Won a league title and made them relevant in the CL again?

>>77529099
are you 'the' flip? or just another red herring?

>>77529647
I'd rather have Kroos in the PL

>>77529611
>for what he did to Real

You mean turning them from CL Round of 16 bottlers into one of the best teams in the world? You mean teaching them how to use possession and counter attacking to beat any kind of opponent? You mean making crucial signings like Modric and Varane?

>>77529654
that was perez.

>>77529670
he is the worst manager we had in the last 30 years or so.
1 meaningful title in 3 years is awful.
Zidanes has already 3 in less than 2 years.

>>77529684
So how would you rank Benitez, Pellegrini, and Ancelotti?

Matic - Herrera - Poggs will obliterate Halal midfield. Cap this my niggas.

>>77529708
is jose a height supremacist? does he hate himself for being a manlet? everyone he signs seems to be 6'2+

>>77529126
What a dumb article

>hurr no one else passes to the wing and gets in the area for the cross

Retards

Looks like very boring match desu
>United full bus mode
>Real to tired after preseason to constantly break through thier defense
I predict 1-0 probably for Real, because contant pressure would pay off, but can't rule out Mancherter making that one counter attack

Pellegrini is underrated desu

>>77529566
I created that meme. Good times

>>77529774
Basically it's gonna be United absorbing alot of pressure before being inevitably exposed as they're not playing the first choice CB pairing.

Lukaku will not get a sniff
Rashford will have a dangerous break or two, before being patronised by Ronaldo at FT
Pogba will do a meme dribble into nowhere and sky it

>>77529684
In a 9 year barren period Mou was the only one to win Real the league.
>Zidanes has already 3 in less than 2 years.
With a team in its prime that he hasn't built. Zidane's most recent season was very impressive but seasons where a team win the CL without also winning their own domestic league (Ancelotti, Zidane's 1st) are meme seasons. For all it's glamour, the Champions League is still just a flukey tournament, whereas a league is always won by the best team. Proper greatness is in winning both.

im really divided on who to root for

>>77529814
>implying its hard to 'build' madrid

they have infinate money and everyone wants to go there. even when theyre shit theyre still good

Is this game worth watching?
It's gonna start at 3:45 over here lads

>>77529822
You obviously have a short memory or are 14 years old. They went 5 seasons failing to progress to the CL quarter finals.

>With Jose we fought for trophies, with Zidane we won trophies

Marclelo bringing the banter to Mou.

>>77529684
Fuck no. Since the 2000s:

1. Zidane
2. Del Bosque
3. Ancelotti
4. Mourinho
5. Schuster
6. Capello


999. Pellegrini
99999. Remon/Luxemburgo/Lopez Caro
9999999. Ramos
99999999. Benitez
999999999. Queiroz

I want Zidane to get exposed

>>77530065
t. Enzo Fernandez Zidane

>>77530007
They all sound bitter as fuck about Mourinho. They wouldn't be winning trophies now without him.

>>77530023
>Ancelotti ahead of Mourinho

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>>77530098
>defending memerinho

>>77530098
Pellegrini would have won just as much as Mourinho without all the drama had he been able to continue

>>77530098

explain? rationally if you can.

>>77529460
JAJAJAJAJA EL PERUano

i woudl like to say that everyone in this thread is a #topLAD

>this mourinho built madrid narrative

fucking puppets. how do you fall for this shit. unironic sheeple

>le mourinho ruined real madrid
>won every trophy in spain

>>77530229
>cant even win the Champions League

>>77530153
He turned them into a winning side. Before he was there they couldn't dream of reaching the CL semifinals or beat that incredible Barca team, even with Cristiano etc. Mou made them far more pragmatic, making them a side that could win all kinds of games. He exposed cancer like Casillas and also brought in an extremely important signing in Modric, who is Real's second best player these days. He provided a great platform for Ancelotti to walk in and win the CL in his first season.

>>77530239

lol

>>77530248
Moucuck BTFO

>>77530248
Great argument.

>>77530239
>turned them into winning side

>literally didn't win shit in his final season
>literally lost to Atletico for the first time in 14 fucking years, in a Copa final

Where can i watch this is it on YouTube Live? Or BT only?

>>77526577
Which is the bigger customer club?

Tsu is benched

Navas
Carvajal
Ramos
Varane
Marcelo
Casemiro
Kroos
Modric
Isco
Bale
Benzema

Team to face Manchester United: Navas, Carvajal, Ramos, Varane, Marcelo, Kroos, Casemiro, Modric, Isco, Benzema, Bale.

Subs: Casilla, Nacho, Ronaldo, Hernandez, Vasquez, Asensio, Kovacic.

>>77530786
>>77530840
P A R T O F T H E P L A N S

De Gay
Valencia Smalling Lindelof Darmian
Matic Herrera Pogba
Mkhi Lukaku Lingard

>starting bale
Zidane just took Mou's bait, he's going to get exposed hard.

>Bayol and Kevin in charge of scoring goals
Congratulations on the victory, Man Utd customers.

>>77530873
inb4 bale scores the winner

>Smalling and Lindelof in charge of defending
Congratulations on the victory, Madrid customers.

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>Lingard

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Slovak here?

N.K confirmed to now have nuclear warheads lol

>lindelof vs real madrid

literally on the customer hotline right now

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SUMMON THE BASED SLOVAK LADS

Last 2 digits are the minute that Bale tears his calf

>>77530898
He was the best player in pre-season.

Navas
Carvajal Varane Ramos Marcelo
Casemiro
Modric Kroos
Isco
Bale Benzema

>madrid using their b team

JUST

>lindelof
>darmian LB

Just fuck me up senpai

>>77530988
Is this true?
>>77531035
Lindelof is good man, DONT TALK SHIT ABOT MY LEAGUE

>you now remember ceballos
lmao, not even benched

Dubs confirm Mou ez win

>>77530300
>6 CL Ro16 exits in a row, on par with ARSENAL
>3 semi-final exits in a row under Mourinho
>1 semi-final exit and 3 wins since Mourinho left
He changed their attitude and took them up a level. They needed to go even higher but he did make a difference. Just like Conte took Juventus up a level, even if he didn't do well with them in Europe.

>>77531026
>Marcelo
>Bale
>Modric
>B

>>77531035
>Bale up against a right footed left-back

Darmian will do fine.

>>77531059
Fuck not >>77530988
I meant >>77531007

>>77530898
>no Ibra
>no Rooney

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>>77530925
>>77530941
I believe Slovak has left us forever

>>77531068
>>77531007

No tsuuuu?!?!?!?!?!?!? is this real?

I hope RM lose

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>>77531077
True in what sense? The names are correct, the way they set up is a guess on my part. But Bale played as a forward alongside Benzema in pre-season.

>>77531100
sauce?

>>77531059
Lindelof has been nothing but shite so far

lads, anybody got an ace stream link?

If tsu plays, RM win.
If tsu doesn't play, the tsu manager wins.
All good.

anyone got an acestream or something?

>>77531130
this

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>>77531087
like all great heroes he will return. he is a god on here, he cant just go back to his normal 3rd world life, he needs us as much as we need him

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who /mou/ here?

which team is bale playing for lol lmao

Ceballos not even on the bench, as expected and he still prefer this over Barcelona. Makes me think

>>77530898
So many Chelshit players there.

>>77531197
hes a known fascist (check his old tweets), so doesnt surprise me

Who /se queda/ here?

>>77531224
not you chicano, trump is gonna bust your ass

>>77527116
so much this

POST PREDICTIONS

3-0 UNITED

Pogba, Lukaku, Rashford

>>77531238
3-0 united
fellaini, fellaini, ramos (OG)

who /no fap/ here

>>77531232
wew

>>77531251
literally a meme.

matic is the literal best sign mou has ever done in all his career (modric was previous one)

>>77531251
just started with nofap again yesterday

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>>77531208
Nothing wrong with fascism.

>>77526577
>Manure are 60/1 to win

Literally free money.

>>77531132
>>77531126
I never thought i'd actually be saying this but check Reddit out.

Do we know the lineups yet? Is TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU playing today???

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Updated

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>>77531304
no

>>77531328
welp, my moneys on Manure i gues

>>77531288
Fake. They didn't have sponsors on their shirts back then.

>>77531328
>Shitgard

>>77531325
>>77531328
tsunaldo really liked that book and his tea to not show up for this huh

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>>77531291
>tfw bet £40 on United

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>>77531232
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo

>>77531325
I've been assuming 4-3-1-2 from Real Madrid, with Isco behind Bale and Ronaldo. If it is 4-3-3 from Real Madrid, Man Utd might go 4-2-3-1 with Pogba as the ten.

>>77531328
>madrid vs pokemon

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>>77531298
*tips kippah*

>>77528616
>til catalans don't live in their own country

I'm skipping gym and Nandos with my mate to watch this game

Better be worth it, there better be memes

>>77531328
>no Ronaldo

Easy win for Real lads

>>77531398
((((this))))

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>>77531328
>modric and kross
COMING HOME

>>77531387
There Will Be Memes

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>>77531387

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>>77531373
Seen 2 caught 0 Zapdos today, feels bad

real madrid are gonna win desu

>>77531387
its united, theres always memes

>>77528917

REMINDER

>>77531117
>>77531117

REMINDER

>>77531387
>mouyes in a final
It's your own damn fault when you get bored

What do you guys think about selling Bale?

I think that the worst thing that can happen is a Robben situation again: sell a top player for a bad season ans see him become one of the best of the world in a direct rival.

>>77531387
>BAYOL
>LOOCACA

There will be memes
Kinda hoping for some "hoof it to Fellaini" plays in the second half, if he comes on.

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>mfw no 100+ million instagram followers

>>77531422
>track and field

>Sport

>>77531431
Bale has massively underwhelmed, same as Neymar at Barca

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>dabbing is actually a reverse sieg heil

The cryptonazis are at it again!

>tfw not muslim and living in Madrids golden age

Feelsbadman

>>77531422
Could tsu defeat all of those faggots?

How does Real Madrid have such an insanely better team than United even though they have spent less on players

What on earth are United doing with their money

Do United know how to play football?

Serious question lads

De Gea to save Utd for 75 minutes only to see Real score 4 in the last 15
CAP
THIS

>the rapping teacher

>>77531536
>British finances

>>77531548
kek, I predicted this when Real won the CL

>>77531536
overpaying for everyone, and also buying 2nd tier players and overhyped memes

>>77531538
no

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>>77531496
those evil far-right nazi shitlords!!

>>77531538
they're nowhere near Madrid's level, but the team put out by Madrid is still miles better

>>77531536
Top tier players don't want to go to such a weak league as the EPL

>>77531556
>British finances
historically Spanish have been bad at this

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I hope ManU wins, I'm tired of the bad guys winning everything.

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Who Re/a/l Madrid here?

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>>77531548
>ok david, we saw what you're capable of. its time to earn your new contract

>>77531604
EPL is the best league in the world.

Has Mourinho had a hair transplant like Klopp, Conte, etc.?

is there a live stream of this? l cant get it on the telly

>>77531183
Hoy, mañana y siempre, con el Barça en el corazón

>>77531605
presently too, we call them siestanomics

>super cup
>europe league
>confederations cup

how many meme leagues do we need

>>77531298
they ain't got no acestream links

>>77531605
We are good at looking bad.

>>77531632
Top kek

>>77531536
Players want to play for Real Madrid but they have to be bribed into playing for Man Utd

Nice little girl with the pink madrid shirt and hot manu slag

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>>77531624

why tsu doesnt start?

>>77531644
based

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>>77531632
enough

>>77531632
Whats the last time an EPL player won the ballon d'or?

>>77531646
But none of these are leagues

>>77531633
contes is a wig senpai

>>77531652
Nobody knows any of your shitty teams except Real and Barca.

However, the world knows of Manchester United, Liveplop, Chelski, ARSEnal, Manchester Shitty, Pleberton, Tottenham Pervs etc.

Lmao croatian beauties

Women should not be able to be pundits or commentators

Teams

>>77531666
Fitness

>>77531604
glass-legged pussies like messi and nerman don't dare come to the EPL because instead of a free kick every time you dive like in spain, you get a yellow card instead

>>77531666
He just came from vacation

>>77531670
>a league is comprised of 2 players

this thinking is the main problem with la liga

>>77531670
Michael Owen won it lol

>>77531650
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccerstreams/comments/6sf4v7/1845_gmt_real_madrid_vs_manchester_united/

>>77531687
>>77531693
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>77531670
It's either Ronaldo or Messi lad, doesn't mean anything.

Taken as a whole, the EPL is vastly superior in terms of both talent and excitement when compared to the Spanish top-tier.

>>77531632
t. paki

>>77531696
That was fixed for his trip to Real Madrid, you don't understand how corrupt UEFA are.

>>77531677
Everton and Spuds are far less known than Atleti or Sevilla

>>77531696
I rate prime Owen

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>>77531632
>This is a PL star
howling

>>77531670
UEFA is eternally rump roasted by the EPL so they are never going to give us anything
It's Brexit all over again. Sub-human yuros threatened by our anglo superiority

What the hell is going on

>>77531536
>" Real Madrid have such an insanely better team than United"

pls explain this meme

>>77531704
Then why do Spanish teams consistently make better CL/EL runs?

>>77531722
>Atleti or Sevilla

Literally who?

>>77531734
idk. you tell me

Terrific display lads

>>77531723
Argentina feared him

unnecessary reminder that if you support halal madrid you are scum, seriously, and everybody you know thinks you are human trash even if they don't say anything about it

>>77531722
Leicester beat Sevilla and was robbed by Atletico

>btfo spanish legal system
>bully florentino into paying your 15 mil fine
>go on an all expense paid vacation
>take a day off to practise future manager skills
>win balloon floor
>win wc
is there anything tsuman cant do?

>>77531734
People are trying to show how irrelevant the French league is by arguing who has the best league.

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>>77531688
Quality players won't go to the league dominated for the great english tactic "if the ball is in the air then it isn't in the feet of the other team".

>>77531726
Lingard's top tier. People don't rate him yet, but he'll come good this season.

>>77531744
Because the top two Spanish teams are the best on Earth.

>>77531745
to be fair neverton and spuds are literal whos outside of england

>>77526774
literally everyone that watches this

>>77531758
>Scatalan

>>77531734
i'm eating a nice stir fry. got a g+t. feel a bit gassy. might need a poo but unsure at this point.

Gorgeous gorgeus little girls

>>77531744
Because the English teams have tough league games almost every week and Madrid and Barca can take it easy most of the times

Reminder that I am the greatest minesweeper player ever

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h-how old are these girls again?

>>77531766
>Neymar

What.
The.
Fuck.

>>77531744
That is a long story of corruption. I would need to make a documentary in response to your comment, then it would be flagged immediately on Youtube and taken down. Also cryuff was a degenerate and his philosophy on football was1 dimensional.

>>77531700
wtf, i love reddit now

>that götze kid

wtf is even this stadium? the grand stand is ridiculously big

I will not be watching any of this but will shitpost a lot of off topic stuff ITT

That fat boy in blue shirt looks totally ridiculous next to those girls

What is this faggot as shit Im seeing right now

>>77531769
>dominated for the great english tactic "if the ball is in the air then it isn't in the feet of the other team".

Not true. If that was the case then all of our players would need to be tall, whereas we have both small (mata, Walcott, Silva) and tall (Toure, Giroud, Crouch) players.

Definitively showing our method of playing football is the great moderation. Lots of small, skilful players with low centres of gravity, and plenty of tall, powerful lads to shake things up.

>>77531744
because they deep throat UEFA officials cock better and aren't worn out from opposition in a stronger league

>>77531813
welcome to yuuurob

Anybody got that arab ronald pic?

>They're all blind

kek

>>77531760
The English league is so bad that even Leicester can win it

>>77531794
You're meming but a lot of deluded english people actually believe this

Macedonia, birthplace of Alexander the great, I salute you.

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Why only young girls?

>tfw no qt Macedonian gf, who teaches deaf children to sing

did i miss some qts?

screencaps?

Someone post the cunny

whats with all the ugly people

>>77531798
However old you want to be, anon.

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what's this pedo ass shit

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is this the new hot duo in world football? yes lmao

>>77531839

No, you didn't miss any

Ramos with the CL trophy and Valencia with the EL one

AHAHHAAHAHAAHHAHAHHAAJAJAJJAJJABABBABbabbabashshsvsh

How many decimas are Madrid up to now?

>universal fans rmfc
literally plastic

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>macedonia
>greek dance
>phillip ii stadium, dad of alexander the great
>slav country

am i missing something here

Now what, a blind referee?

>>77531839
They were all 13 or under
>>77531837
Special request of Ronaldo

stream:

streams.notahoneypot.me

>>77531859
howard webb has retired m8

>>77531844
*want THEM to be

>>77531859
all halal referees are blind

Are they really blind? (dancing girls, not Manchester players) I'm sad now

>>77531794
This is only true with regards to Bayern Munich who genuinely have a piss easy league where they just buy all of the top players from their closest rivals. However, they STILL only managed to win 1 CL trophy in the past 15 years. Kek.

United's C team against Madrid's A team

ugh.. great

>>77531857
It's Bulgarian clay.

>that de gea ugly af beard

>>77531861
If her age is on the clock she's down for the cock

I is red-y

Holy fuck, ManU is about to get booty blasted