Lads CUBS vs GIANTS is at 9:08 PM tonight. TV Broadcasts on ESPN, KNTV, and WGN,
Matt Moore (L) Pitching for The Giants
1. Denard Span (L) CF
2. Joe Panik (L) 2B
3. Jarrett Parker (L) LF
4. Buster Posey (R) C
5. Pablo Sandoval (S) 3B
6. Brandon Crawford (L) SS
7. Ryder Jones (L) 1B
8. Carlos Moncrief (L) RF
9. Matt Moore (L) P
Jake Arrieta (R) is pitching for The Cubs
1. Jon Jay (L) LF
2. Kris Bryant (R) 3B
3. Anthony Rizzo (L) 1B
4. Willson Contreras (R) C
5. Ben Zobrist (S) 2B
6. Albert Almora Jr. (R) CF
7. Jason Heyward (L) RF
8. Javier Baez (R) SS
9. Jake Arrieta (R) P
PS it's my birthday in 3 hours and 40 minutes, hopefully The Cubs can make my birthday happy by getting some monster hits and racking up the strikeouts!
>>77524535
What part of Cubs are you from?
>>77524548
I grew up on the east coast of Iowa and now live in the Twin Cities.
>>77524548
The Ricketts part.
>tfw he lead 3 lousy Cubs teams through 3 lousy seasons and no playoff appearances.
At least he didn't ruin Mark Prior's arm like Baker did.
>>77524535
How should I celebrate my birthday? Order pizza? Drink a BEER? Buy a birthday cake and eat the entire thing while yelling at the game?
>>77524522
The Los Angeles fuckan dodgers
>>77524759
Yes
>>77524780
Which one? I can't do them all!
Go Jints
Go Giants
>Sandoval at 3B
Still too fucking surreal to me
>>77524838
Go Away
Lakers 16
Bay Area 17
Discuss
Is she...dare I say...hotter than Cheryl Scott?
Both Chicongo and San Fagcisco are completely awful fucking places
is Arietta balding?
Dodgers haven't lost a game in fucking 2 months. How is that even possible??
Dodgers haven't won the NL in 3 (three) whole decades. How is that even possible??
>Trout cam
fuck Espn
Is there a more retarded logo? This shit look like it came straight from a Fast Food chain.
Parker!
Watching these two teams makes me so happy to be a Dodger fan
Imagine having an 108 year drought or a 56 year drought?
These shithole teams should be contracted
kek
luck be a lady tonight
>>77524958
And yet both teams have won the World Series more recently than the Dodgers.
>>77524978
Yeah until this year
>Metallica Night
>>77524992
You're in a 29 year drought at the moment my man
nice inside the park dinger
based javy
>>77525000
Which will end this year
It's already pretty much over. We're literally the most dominant team of all time
And Cubs fans have taken over AT&T LEL! That would never happen in LA
>>77524522
>JAVY
>JAVY
>JAVY
He's so much fun. Officially out of the Platinum Sombrero doghouse.
Will they be able to keep the lead?
>replying to a doyerfag on their off day
Little tip for Cubsbros: Don't.
>>77525028
Depends solely on the bullpen not being trash tonight.
There's still a lot of game left.
>>77525037
This, The bullpen has really regressed hard since Grimm of all people was sent back to the minors.
>Arrieta beans someone
>WGN decides to focus on Lackey in the dugout.
LEAVE LACKEY ALONE, who cares if he plunked 4 players in one game.
>>77525054
>her body thinks independently of her head
SAY YOUR PRAYERS
LITTLE ONE
>>77525073
Try not to put to much thought into it.
BARRY
BARRY
BARRY
>censored hentai games on steam
why bros, i just wanna see anime tiddies
CHIEF JUSTICE Base Running.
>>77525132
What?
>>77525103
>filename
Are you serious?
>>77525199
Check Lester's big game from last week. /a/utism found a way.
>>77525293
When does it show up? When Lester hits his homerun?
Anyone else /doublebaseball/ with this and the Koshien opener?
>>77525341
I could never get into Koshien, but if you've got a stream I could try again.
>tfw you had to go to the grocery store and missed the inside the park ding donger
>>77525373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4fg_LVxJmQ
DOUBLE PLAY
CUBS OUT OF A MONDO JAM
>>77525199
Yes, and it was glorious.
>Arrieta doing what he normally does and getting out of a base runners in scoring position with no outs jam.
>not bunting in that situation
>>77525411
Do you remember about when the sign showed up in that game?
>This Brewers Twins game getting stressful
Not quite Marmol induced stress levels here, but I am still nervous
>>77525422
I guess they were thinking Arrieta was gonna keep throwing shit pitches.
>>77525395
based, thanks bro
>all-dirt infield
>aluminum bat plinking and plonking
>anime game commercials
>>77525436
Twins Win!!!
Based!
>>77525447
weeeeew
anotha one
Cubs (lefties) manufacturing runs.
>>77525395
So is this high school/college baseball? It's like if MLB and college football had bastard child.
And why are are Japanese commercials so much better and to the point than their American counterparts?
>>77525426
>>77525322
Just check the gameday video, the sign shows up in almost all the homeruns.
>>77525478
High school. It's a national tournament they do every year. Kinda wish we had something similar.
>>77525486
Okay, I'll do that.
>>77525322
>>77525293
I'm gonna need screen cap or something to verify this....and to convert me from a Centorea fanboy. Or to one up them and make a Centorea sign.
>>77525478
High school. It's the japanese equivalent of march madness, but with less gambling and more crying.
What the fuck went wrong? Did the cubs break the giants?
>>77525478
>And why are are Japanese commercials so much better and to the point than their American counterparts?
You're watching 15s stream CMs. They have their share of long-ass ads too.
>>77525495
>equivalent of march madness, but with less gambling
Gambling is the only fun part about March Madness.
>>77525493
It's kinda hard to see, buy it's there on the left.
I hope madman keeps bringing it to games.
>>77525502
Broke ourselves. Never restocked the bullpen last year and it's even worse this year with our closer out.
Almost pushed the NLDS to game 5 with that lead and Cueto up next. Remember that.
>>77525502
Even year meme magic is like highlander, there can only be one and the Cubs cut the heads off the gnats to take it for themselves in that game.
>>77525512
I'm also going to say that gambling is the very best part of football.
>Fantasy football
>The suicide pool
>Weekly pigskin pick 'em
>The office playoff challenge
>>77525521
Yea I do. Cubs were very streaky with the bats tho. It was clearly obvious no team stood a chance when they played to their potential.
>>77525493
Time to welcome your new Dullahan overlord tripfag.
Unless you bring a Centorea bodypillow to a game.
>>77525519
Alright which one of you austists is this?
The fleming-boone-perez booth is fuckin good actually.
Can we just dump mendoza and bald dude permanently?
>>77525559
Is this shit on ESPN right now? Ffs why would anyone watch their shit broadcast
>>77525569
ESPN's baseball broadcasts have improved tremendously since Kruk got the boot.
>>77525581
> being the tallest midget is good
Idc. They're still unwatchable. All the side bars and cut scenes to bullshit interviews. I'm trying to watch baseball and espn makes this whole production for normies and casuals who don't watch the game. One time they were showing Addison russells Pokemon card collection while the game was on.
>>77525601
hey, that means A LOT in the midget community
>>77525557
As much as people are probably thinking it. It's not me.
>>77525569
>>77525581
>>77525559
Gnat's announcing team is pretty good. I remember tuning in last year when they were getting their teeth kicked in against the Rockies and they were doing their best to find upbeat notes. Still I like JD and Len are the best.
>>77525546
Well I'm going to the game on Friday since I live here in Phoenix (Cubs fan in Phoenix....how original) but I doubt I can overnight a bodypillow...and buy a ticket for her seat.
The best I can do is get Shelby Miller of the Dbacks to hold up my monster musume wallet for a photo (he's a friend of a family member and it looks like he ain't doing anything due to surgery)
>>77525601
>One time they were showing Addison russells Pokemon card collection while the game was on.
Hey, that was actually kinda neat.
>>77525633
You have a Monster Musume wallet?
>>77525633
>A regular bodypillow
You need to think big my boy.
>>77525659
I'm even more disgusted than when I learned Alex Rodriguez had paintings of himself as a centaur.
Hot damn, never thought I would get to use my dank Panda memes in a Giants thread again.
lel Panda hustle
>>77525559
>Flem leaving for that network money
over my dead body
>>77525689
>saad memes on their way back in Blackhawks threads
gonna be lit boys
R Y D E D
Y
D
E
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>Arrieta giving up first major league home runs.
First the Who's prospect, then the Boors, now this this.
>>77525715
what the hell is this anime?
>>77525728
Does it really matter?
So who do you think is gonna relieve Arrieta?
Why can't anime ever be normal? Why is it always weird?
>>77525759
Wilson or Rondon
>Cainer giving up triples out of the pen
right in the feels
Bryant checking those trips
>>77525759
Jay
>>77525765
cause its cartoons - you can do pretty much anything you can imagine, why be realistic?
>>77525728
Lurk moar
>>77525745
Stay Mad
>That Gnats outfielding.
Even Schwarber is better at handling a ball in the corner than that guy.
Moore out, RISP...Contreras dinger time.
C R A W ' D
R
A
W
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>They actually got Byrant at home
Cubs bad luck is kicking up again.
>>77525650
It's a secondary wallet I got at Sabotencon. It's originally used to hold credit cards, I use it to hold business cards for my cosplay/photography hobby.
Surprisingly I give out those cards at odd places....like even during Cubs spring training games here in Phoenix.
Anyway, we need more dingers!
>>77525792
...and also
B U S T E D
U
S
T
E
D
Contreras, what was that shit?
wow, after that lead-off triple, some of the most atrocious base-running all season
>>77525777
>>77525799
>heyward
all this fucking goofery
uhh...kek
LOL
fucking coon was showing off and missed the catch
Boy are the Cubs playing sloppy tonight.
guys wtf is going
Who comes after Arrieta?
>>77525633
As someone who might be the faget who was waiving the sign Lala sign around. Some advice. A Wallet is way to small to be picked up on Camera.
My advice? Go to /a/'s drawthread and ask someone to draw your waifu in a Cubs outfit. As long as it's good, take that to office max/office depot, have the picture blown up to a 24'' by 36'' poster and then have it glued onto a Tri fold display board. (Should be $20 or less total.)
Or if you want to be pure /sp/, just use this picture.
>>77525847
Doing their best impersonation of the Minnesota Twins apparently.
>cubs lose this game
>this is the game that ultimately knocks them out of the playoffs
sf giant revengeance
>>77525854
>A crocked hat appears on camera
I'll take it
>>77525859
>revengeance
RULES OF NATURE
Jesus Christ cubs get it together. This team falls apart late in games when they have the lead.
> had the d bags on the ropes, blow it
> had the nats, blow it
Just finish the fucking game
HOLY FUCK THIS OUTFIELD IS FULL OF SHOWY DICKHEADS
So, who's the one bringing the memes?
>>77525816
>>77525859
>wouldn't get us anything except a regular season win
Nah m8, after last year I think we're just even for keeping Ryno and Gracie out of the 1989 Eries now.
>this incase goblin porn epic
i cant pay attention to the fucking game brehs
Hey guys, remember this?
>>77525933
we lose dees game
>>77525933
one of my favourite moments from that postseason
>>77525856
I don't think I would actually wave my wallet like that knowing how many juans are around (yeah yeah go back to /sp/ & /k/ tripfag).
I don't know if I could muster up the courage to bring a waifu sign like that to a regular game....spring training maybe (and get them to sign it). Maybe the one you suggest.
Case in point, I do go up to ACEN every year. I 'd buy you a beer or something if you go and bring that.
Anyway back to the game. Whew. Close call at 2nd.
>>77525933
Oh I know I know
He Bums Bum the way Bum Bums Shaw (except only once)
>wearing a jersey from an entirely different sport to a game
>not even a team from the same city as either of the teams actually playing
who the fuck is this guy and why hasn't he been ejected?
>>77525948
>ACEN
Haven't been there since they banned 4chan a decade ago.
>>77525967
I was actually only a few feet away when that photo was taken.
>>77525974
Ha, remember when moot had us storm the security office to save that one guy from the con's goon squad?
NO CAINER NO
LET BUSTER WALK YOU THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DEATH
>>77525997
done and doner
where did all these ancientfag anime chicagoans come from? i thought that shit was exclusive to who's threads
>Cubs end inning with 3 LoB
You know it's coming, but you still get disappointed.
>>77526026
Who's ancient anime fags are all depressed NEETs that they made nothing out of their lives.
Cubs ancient anime fags are wage slaves, and bitter because 4chan has gone to shit.
>>77526054
i thought Rbo worked and hated his life now that i think of it. generally you are probably right though
>>77525987
I saw it from afar as I was heading to my room to eat dinner.
>>77526026
During my years back home, I would find a lot of animu-loving chicagoans being big sports fans as well.
If you're talking boardwise, I'm hanging in /k/ most of the time.
>trying to take a hit away from Bryant
fuck you, he is having a down year. give him this
dat hustle + small ball
Giantsbro who's been on 4chan since 2004 here
I don't know why you guys don't hide your power levels irl but good luck to you. Even when I attend anything remotely weebish I distance myself from this website as much as possible, 1 & 2 and all that.
>>77526078
Shame, when we all packed in there, I was with a few guys near their little SWAT vest collection and we toying with the idea of taking some. But vetoed it because we don't want to risk the group getting shitcanned if we were caught. And it was a good idea because con staff assumed we did take some vests and followed us the entire night only to try to take us in after we went to our hotel rooms.
>>77526117
It was fun to show off your anime power level in the old days, but it's a combination of everything being so mainstream and you can be recorded at any moment while in public was the reason I stopped doing it.
does the mlb actually allow that disgusting flag on his arm
>>77526148
there seriously should be some rules about this type of shit.
The socks are far and away the biggest issue. I'm tired of Stance and their stupid fucking designs.
>been a f/a/ggot since 2006
>hanging out with an old friend recently
>his sister is the staciest stacey in the goddamn world
>she is excited about going to ACEN with her black hipster boyfriend
>consider suicide
what happened to the world
>>77526117
>Even when I attend anything remotely weebish I distance myself from this website as much as possible, 1 & 2 and all that.
1. Give me your definition of weeb.
2. Back in the good old days you could openly say you were from 4chan because we were a secret club that people avoided because it was a 900 pound gorilla you didn't fuck with. These days, everyone knows about 4chan and we've become this hapless giant. It's depressing.
>>77526170
go back to /a/
> Cubs squandering scoring opportunities left and right.
>Wade Davis
>Save opportunity
IT'S TIME
>>77526175
fuck you faggot
>>77526188
>>77526167
>Stance
Meme socks have to go but those sleeves are even more egregious.
GG Ubs
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>>77526196
No anime, please.
[W]
[W]
>>77526204
>Thinking someone from Columbia with a tramp stamp is allowed to have an opinion here.
>game ending double play
[w]onderful
>>77526199
you'll only see the sleeves when they're close-up, while socks look like shit from every camera angle.
seriously though, fuck these idiots who keep forcing their gay fashion sense into the league.
gg cubbies.
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Next game (#2): Same time tomorrow = 10:15 PM ET | 9:15 PM CT | 7:15 PM PT
gg cubs
>>77526171
>it was a 900 pound gorilla you didn't fuck with
Come on, even /b/ at its historic worst was more embarrassing than intimidating. The real reputation of this site was pool's closed habbo shit and guy fawkes masks.
>>77526267
You're thinking post-/b/-day and the Chanology Era. In the old days before moot cracked down on raids and everything became a hip novelty, we could fuck shit up royally.
>>77526288
>we
I'm really glad I never got into the habit of saying that WRT this site 2bh
>>77526304
Hey now, people never could do major things on their own on this site, it was always a team effort. For better or for worse. Plus it's not like my point is off base about how 4chan was where only fools dared tread before moot slowly neutered it.
>>77526329
>where only fools dared tread
What the
I think you're romanticizing that era way too much. Don't get me wrong, I do remember the mystique from 03-04 but it was hardly the wild west.
>>77526418
It's not romanticism if it's true.
>>77526539
Well as a fool who dared to tread upon this hole in the ground and jumped straight into my main boards like it was just another website, okey dokey.
>>77526623
That just makes you a fool without shame.
>>77526730
>without shame
What did I tell you about power levels?
>>77526748
That just makes you a fool without pride.
>>77526755
>no pride in 4chan
>plenty of shame over it
YES I'll sign my name under that column any day of the week. And then shred the document because dammit I'm hiding my power level over here.
>>77526784
>Has nopride and only feeds on shame over the golden era.
Why are you still here then you thundering faggot?
>>77526794
>he takes insults to 4chan personally
Oh God, I happened across one of *them*.
The short answer is that I'm here forever, just like you. It's really not that bad. But it's nothing to brag about, and never has been. It's home sweet pigsty.
>>77526822
>He treated 4chan as a dumping ground.
You're one of the reasons this place has gone to shit.
Yes I mad. You could fuel another Cubs playoff run with the power of my anger.
>>77526841
>his church is just where I hang out to shoot the shit
Watch me care a lot.
>>77526859
At least I know to treat you with the contempt you deserve heretic.
>>77526869
Yes sir, m'lady sir
>>77526882
My god, he's fedora too. I bet it's not even one he got at a Cubs game.