/hoc/

a finn has never been the best player in his draft year
ever

finns not welcome

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>>77521209
>>77521240
>this obsessed
truly the mark that golden generation have started to take over

Where will the Yotes be in 5 years?

>>77521192
go whales

>>77521290
Seattle desu

if you call players by there nicknames you are irredeemably reddit

>>77521364
t. reddithawker

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*soars majestically into the national hokkei league*

>>77521364

All hockey nicknames make me cringe desu

>Hank
>Burr
>Lu

Makes the sport sound so working class and filthy

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>Drafting a bust finnish D when Brännström was #15 and Liljegren #17

LOL

>>77521429
>lundspads

>>77521436
>sweden
>DEFENSEman
lmao

>>77521428
sneeee ooooooosh

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>>77521428
When Seattle eventually gets a team, I hope they go with a native american mascot/logo

the pacific northwest indians were super aesthetic

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happy crosby day senpaitachi

Just sat on Anna from accounting's desk chair and farted (she's on vacation)
pmsl gonna sleep well tonight lads

>>77521611
>give :DD

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77521581
Thanks, Bill

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to: 77521656
xD le fat hotdog man

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lol good one horny

Reminder that the islanders could have been in the playoffs last season if the Penguins won their game against toronto

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>>77521470
>finland
>Literally a nation with 100% lose record in wars

LOL FINNISH DEFENCE

>>77521672
Lmao, so funny, lulz, super funny, dying here XD

>>77521707
Laffs were the better team and probably should have won that first series

a players either an offenseman or a defenseman. this has nothing to do with their position

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What is your guys fucking problem ??

>>77521729
good

>>77521715
>losing to shitskins from middle east
Sw*den

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When is the updated one?

>>77521721
>Laffs were the better team

They had 14 penny points, or compensation points for OT/Shootout losses.

>>77521737
shitposting makes me forget about my life

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>>77521744
>Swedes literally created your country and rules it to this day.

>Swedes literally had to win a civil war against the red mongols to stop your mongol asses from making yourself into just another oblast of the soviet union.

LOL

>>77521754
They are also on the way up while the Islanders' small window with Tavares has already closed shut. Don't be surprised when he traded at the deadline this year for another rebuild.

>>77521808
>swedes control finland and it remains a fucking caveman territory for centuries
>russia gets finland and makes it a world power it is today in just 100 years
thank you based sergeis and fuck you faggot svens

>>77521808
lmao you're retarded

>>77521828
Tavares is about to enter his prime. He's staying here regardless

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>>77521808
>>77521857

keep this up. /his/ rarely talks about Nordic shit, that's why I always come to /hoc/

>>77521884
uhhhh hes 26 you fucking retard

>>77521960
And that's when you hit the best part of your career. He's going to have a cup soon, and it'll be in blue and orange

>>77521508
I hope they dont, Natives were shit people and too many teams are already named after them.

The Redskins are the only acceptable team because they trigger everyone and manage to have a logo that isn't dogshit.

>>77521978
Tavares to Oilers confirmed?

>>77521978
hes not about to enter his prime
hes in his prime and has been for a few years

>>77522008
Oilers cap is fucked, so that'll never happen. If they wanted Tavares, then draisaitl has to go

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>>77521983
aren't we all shit people, in the end?

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>>77521857
>>77521866
LOL they don't teach you your history anymore? LOL

Maybe y'all niggas need to go to ÅBO UNIVERSITET to get real education free from communist mongol lies LOL. Just remember that the university is only in swedish so study for your swedish tests in school Pekka LOL

>>77522076
how about you come say that to my face(you wont)

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Is he Cell key material?

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The madman is now selling moped cars on instagram.

>>77522076
>he said while slurping muhammed's cock
sorry but i couldn't hear you clear

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>>77522120
Is he Called her material?

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>>77522103
>>77522156
Sshhhh Pekka. YOur baby brother Ahmed is sleeping :)

>>77522076
Åbo universitet is finnish university and Åbo Akademi is swedish

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>>77522211
You just called it Åbo :)

C U C K E D B Y O F F I C I A L L A N G U A G E O F F I N L A N D

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>>77522181
I like this post

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>rags

>>77522307
hoc right now

imagine having a son who chooses to be a "grinder"

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>>77522443

>>77522491
i read "gender"

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>>77522491
Could be worse. He could be finnish

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oh my

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>>77521192
>tfw you will never date a /hoc/ hottie.

>>77522792
would benis

>>77522491
>>77522307
>>77522211
>>77522156
>>77522103
>>77521866
>>77521857
>>77521794
>>77521744
>>77521650
>>77521470
>>77521395
>>77521250
kys samefag

>>77522802
I would if she was in full pads during the act.

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>>77522804
wrong :^)

>>77522827
>unironically living in eastern timezone
bet you love le ebin publix sandwiches xDDD dont you faggot

Mountain timezone is best timezone

>>77522181
looks more like a quintessentially swedish woman to me

>>77522181
>tf
>tp
Ironing

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Why are Broons fans so angry?

>>77522987
something something always cold and their women talk with a retarded unnatractive accent

>>77522987
still bootyblazed from 17 seconds

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>police helicopters, vehicles, swat teams/bomb removal teams/military vehicles all in my neighborhood because some retard was playing with a WWII-era mortar

what the fuck people

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>>77523061
Was it a 'clap bomb'?

>>77523061
>land of the (((free)))
you burgers are cucked as fuck lmao

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>tavares for 12m a year

>>77523113
>>77523117
>live in a country that people are so dumb that they misplace explosives

but really i just think some edgelord planted it, havent heard the kaboom yet though so it was probably a dud

>>77523052
>it was 4-1

>>77523222
that happens here too. and it was the cops being that stupid too.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3621026/tear-gas-gun-goes-missing-after-falling-out-of-police-vehicle-on-golden-ears-bridge-rcmp/

>>77523316
how would you know where he found it if you don't go there too?

both of you need to leave

>>77523316
no i actually read it from here
https://www.cbssports.com/nhl/news/report-islanders-john-tavares-could-land-12m-per-year-in-his-next-contract/

but i wouldnt know since i dont go on reddit in the first place like you, faggot

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Tavares ain't worth 12 mil.

>>77523363
>literally stalking reddit checking for whats posted
>blaming others for being on reddit
boy you sure are up to date with whats happening on reddit

>>77523332
>cbs
>hokkei
even worse than espn for hokkei news tbqh

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>>77523377
at least its more interesting than nhl.com. you think offseason /hoc/ is bad? you havent seen how desperate nhl.com is for articles

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singles and jets win 18' stanlee sphere

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Im pretty intoxicated. What should I buy off amazon for under $20. Repeating digits will decide.

>>77523430
Dildo

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>>77523432
Good post!!!

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>>77523430
dubs get

>>77523430
thisiswhyimbroke.com

>>77523245
>it was 2-1
i understand ur frustration my guy

>>77523473
jesus christ why is everything reddit with you

Who would you bet on in a 2v2 game where both teams have Ray Emery in net - Sid and Mario or McJesus and Gretzky?

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>>77523494
Pulju and Kurri

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>>77523458
>top of the popular list
>an apparatus to help getting you face sat on
>$399

Is this meant to be a joke?

Hey did you guys know that Crosby and Lemieux both had seasons in which they scored 37 points in 22 games, and proceeded to win the Art Ross & Hart Trophy in their next full season?

>>77523473
>I saw that website posted on reddit too
Seems like you're the only redditard here, lad

>>77523521
I know what you're doing and what kind of replies you are going to get.

>>77521561
>no 91 or 92

Ah, typical Pens fan. Didn't exist until mid to late 2000s.

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>rags

>>77523561
nevermind, I'm an idiot

>>77523564
Rags have by far THEE worst sweaters out of the O6 teams AINEC

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>>77523572

>>77523521
I saw this on Reddit too, you NEED to go back.

https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/6s3xd8/til_crosby_and_lemieux_both_had_seasons_in_which/

Go Hawks!

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>rags

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>>77523587

Pretending that you don't have a Reddit account and browse /r/hockey regularly is objectively the most Reddit thing you can do on /hoc/.

>>77523546
what the fuck are you talking about faggot

Which recently traded players do you think will excel on their new team?

>>77523611
see >>77523589

>>77523625
sorry for wanting to discuss hockey, cock boy.

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friendly reminder that reddit is for high test alphas

Why is Mark Messier not included in the conversation for 2nd best of all time?

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>>77523616
Alex Tuch will be not shit for VGK

>>77523654
China has bought the media. Also why should he be?

>>77523654
spent the majority of his career tapping in gretzky setups.

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I know it won't matter much, but when the Olympics start I'm boycotting the NHL and my Sharks and watching the Olympics instead.

Edit: Its Feb 9-25th. So I'll happily skip 9 games (10% of the season) including not attending 4 home games in person (STH). EDM, @ANA, ARZ, VAN, DAL, @STL, @NSH, @CHI, @MIN.

>>77523616
Not counting prospects that are coming up to the big league, only players that have already established themselves in the league for at least a few seasons but are now on an entirely new team?

I think Hjalmarsson will do fantastic in Arizona and instantly become one of the teams most valuable players (at least for the next two seasons). He and OEL could easily be one of the top pairings in the league if they stay together.

>>77523711
>9 games
>10%
>implying the shorks will even make it to the first round much less the second.

>>77523711
why is it considered reddit to want to watch the best players in the league play in a tournament?

>>77523759
It's called the NHL you Redditcuck

>>77523778
i want to see an allstar lineup. not boarderline ahl scrubs or prospects playing their 9 games or whatever before being sent back to juniors.
the nhl allstar game is such a meme its cringey.

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Have you wished the GOAT a happy birthday yet anon?

>>77523371
>He isn't worth 12 million
>"oh Marchand deserves 8 years because one season!"

>>77523654
lol

>>77523794
Not him but the WCoH was unironically better than all of the Olympics with NHLers except maybe 2006 or 1998.

>>77523371
he is if your entire franchise revolves arounds him

Who would you rather have on your team: A prime Messier or a prime Thornton?

>>77523856

prime messier for potato chip memes

Today I will be welcoming a new Flyers Fan!

My lady's water just broke so there's a little girl on the way that will be introduced to the orange and black logo :)

Have a fantastic day everyone!

>>77523898

congrats anon shitpost from the hospital so your child is born with /hoc/ open

>>77523898
Congrats Amerifriend!
Hope you'll be back home safe and sound, all 3, as soon as possible :)

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>>77523587

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>two more months

>>77523856
thornton is too much of an assist babby, at least messier scored goals

>>77523856
Jumbo with an elite winger.

>>77523829
>2012 gold medal game
>bad
A nutria domesticated in Yazoo City, Mississippi has more hockey knowledge than you. Go taste some duck shot.

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>>77524111
>2012
God fucking dammit i'm embarrassed to get these trips.
Fuck

>>77523829
2006 had the worst Olympic tournament ever.

>>77523856
Thornton is an overrated shitter who gets rewarded points for 3rd and 4th assists. He never really was an elite player, not to mention he always folded in the playoffs.

>>77523856
Messier

He is in my mind the greatest all around hockey player of all time.

>>77523430
Your favorite team's new adidas hat

>>77524143

you have the mind of a retard

>>77524143
his entire career was spent playing for stacked teams

>>77523430
A danish flag

>>77524188
>20 years later and retards still believe Leetch was a good player

>>77524188
He was the captain of stacked teams

>>77523587
I don't understand what is wrong here that was a really good goal

>>77523430
poster of godsby

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>>77523430
A maori flag

fuck hockey and fuck white people

fuck da police

love cricket
love the basedhawks
love finland
love memes
love publix
hate reddit
hate alberta

>>77523898
Gross

>>77523898
I hope you drank the water, wouldn't want to let that stuff go to waste

i've been to reddit only once, it was r/funny and there honestly wasn't anything funny on it.

>kippers was underage when she posted butt
wtf I thought asian girls were pure

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>>77524482
>i've been to reddit

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>>77524514
>she
>girl

>>77524549
only once

>>77521192

GO RIVS

>>77521884

> 26

> prime

wot??

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Why didn't the blots just go with this uniform instead of the Pee Wee Maple Wings ones?

>just as intoxicated
>still just as willing to purchase some random shit
>less willing to do so so for inproper digits

>>77525198
vagisil

>not ironically being a contributing member of the redditor community
Pretty reddit of u guys

>>77525020
It looks better for sure

>>77525198
Anime titty mouse pad

>>77524263
Yeah, on his own net look at the goaler

>>77525198
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00DHEK0ME/?tag=097-20&ascsubtag=v5_1_3_92j_12h8_2w9

>>77525198
How to beat alcoholism for dummies

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You may only reply to this post if your team has won four (4) Stanley Cups in a row.

>>77525880
You may only reply to this post if your team plays in the worst arena in the league

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>>77525920
You may ony reply to this post if your team's fans pee everywhere in the arena.

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>>77525880

>>77525920
Madison square garden is just a few stops away from barclays

>>77525920
You may only reply to this post if the national sport of your country isn't fucking moose.

>>77525402
Doesn't change the fact that it was a great goal you fukkin cazual

>>77523204
The Isles have basically no day-to-day coverage outside of one beat writer for Newsday and some blogs. The normie hockey press hardly ever covers the team, resulting in grossly inaccurate reporting in the rare cases when they do so.

For instance, the Rags commute from their practice facility in Westchester to MSG is the same length as the Isles commute from their Nassau practice facility to Barclays. The national press constantly hounds Isles players with questions about the commute like they practice in the Azores or something.

>>77523831
Because of the high coast of living, invasion thousands of spics, and decline in quality of pizza places/Jewish delis, the Islanders are the only redeeming thing about Long Island. If Tavares doesn't resign, and the team doesn't move to Belmont (the Queens-Nassau border, which is good enough for me), an entire region of America will be ruined for ever.

>>77526095
Fucking this. What pisses me off even more is how the team is in need of a change last season and NOTHING was done. Garth snow let the fucking fire burn and let them nearly LAST in the east last season. It took a WIN to get rid of capuano and they nearly could have made the playoffs. The media doesn't cover this, and ends up going to the commute from LI to Barclays almost every damn game

>>77526129
>only redeeming thing about Long Island
Don't they actually play in Brooklyn?

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3peat

>>77526129
The islanders are the only thing worth saving in Long Island. Brooklyn is a mistake, even if I could take the train rather then drive to the colliseaum and pay around 20 for parking. Add the fact that deblasio is a fucking idiot and wants this city to fucking burn, he has to help this team stay. Also, jews are here in brooklyn and they do NOTHING.

>>77526139
The chink isn't owner anymore so at least you got one thing going for you

>>77526140
The actual island is Brooklyn, Queens, Nassau, and Suffolk. Since B and Q were annexed by NY City in 1898, "Long Island" usually refers just to the other two suburban counties. The hope is that JT stays, and the team either moves back to Nassau or a site just barely on the Queens side of the Queens/Nassau border.

>>77526162
Even with that, this team is fucked unless our prospects take form. Dal colle is a possible bust if he can't make it up, and if barzal is traded, it's over. Beauvilliar and ho sang are going to be great, but capuano despised ho sang, hence he never got time until weight got hired. Duchene isn't even needed, but because garth is such a genius, he'll trade away barzal and bailey to the avalanche

>>77526142
That's a funny looking blackhawks cap

>>77526140
Brooklyn is Long Island, along with queens

>>77526080
>literally being so out of a game that you forget what side of the ice your on
>just because he put it into then net he's supposed to keep it out of doesnt make it not great
Go to bed you of brand Australian

>>77526207
see>>77526184
At least they're on the island, double dipping with the rags would be suicide

>>77526185
I understand that Sakic is being a douche regarding Duchene and wants a ridiculous package. Might not be worth it. I remain cautiously optimistic things will work out. Garth needs to do something with the picks from the Hamonic trade.

>>77526154
Hasidic Jews are scum. Jewish Deli food is wonderful, and usually not made by Hasidim.

>>77526223
I think that's a good trade that happened for hamonic. Pulock finally comes up, and maybe toews could show up if the roster gets into a rough patch.

As for isles games, I went to that Montreal game back in October and saw the fattest fucking jew in the world, and he had those bowties that they handed out, and that bastard looked like he was dying

>>77526216
You sound likie somebody who has never played hockey

>>77526326
Nah I get exactly what you're trying to say its just retarded. It "would have" been a beauty of a goal had he been on offense, but he wasnt so it isn't.

Imagine naming your son Carey

>>77526387
No not at all. Stop mansplaining at me

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>>77526397

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>>77526397
Imagine naming your son Lars

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>>77526397
>Naming your son P.K

>>77526405
So you are legally retarded

>a league with an odd number of teams

Literally retarded.

>>77526738
It just triggers your autism

>>77525961
You cant re-enter Rogers so nobody is pissing there during intermission.

>>77527018
everybody would end up going outside to blaze during the intermission

publix confirmed reddit where are the florida cucks now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7TIaltHyd0

>>77526461
I was just pretending

>And with the 2018 NHL Entry Draft first overall pick, the Carolina Hurricanes would LOVE to select..... Rasmus Kupari from Oulun Car Parts.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4g7llQocZQ
imagine being finnish and being alive to witness and LIVE the golden generation of hockey players
now imagine being part of it as a sixth man

>>77528060
>imagine being finnish
This must be the greatest feel of all

>>77528096
not gonna lie it is the only thing keeping me alive in this world

>>77528099
You have many things to look forward to:

-Finland dominating NHL (already started)
-Finland winning Olympic hockey gold (2018)
-Finland conquering the EU (~2020)
-Finland landing on Mars (~2050)
-Finland creating life extending technology (~2060)
-Finland colonizing the galaxy (~2200)

Auston Matthew (44 goals), scored more goals than Mario Lemieux (43 goals) in his rookie season

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is he a bust?

>>77528060
>carolina
>not making the playoffs

>>77528603
I'll choose both please

>>77528331
B-but he's a beaner!!!!

*bats*

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>>77528434
He will never play a full season

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>rags

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how does /hoc/ feel about sopaposting?

>>77523856
Joe Thorton was the worst captain in the history of professional sports

>>77523898
congrats!

Ryan Nugent Hopkins 1st season points per game:
>.838
Auston Matthews 1st season points per game:
>.841

Nice "Generational Talent" you have there.

>>77529326
Patrik Laine 1st season points per game:
>0.987
lmao so Laine was THAT MUCH better?

>>77529383
>64 points in 73 games
>.987
is this the power of finnish mathematics?

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>>77529036

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>>77529768
UMA
M
A

>>77526129

Suffolk is still redeemable.

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>the jets are elite

>>77529845
>0 playoff wins since inception
>drafted european bust with top 3 pick
kek did they really leave atlanta at all

>>77530218
Atleast Penguins had respectable players back then.

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>>77523061

He didn't do it properly. Mortar is supposed kill people.

besides the >rags, which playoff team misses the playoffs next year?

Busthews posting needs to stop.

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>>77530423
broons

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>>77530427
>hype up your """""generational talent""""" all year
>turns out he is marginally better than a bad 1st overall
but its so fun

>>77530427
>44 goals as a rookie
>4 in his first game ever
>bust
Ahhhh, so THIS is the power of Finnish hockey knowledge

>>77530467
i said playoff teams

>>77530468
Nice sample size Gord
Oh wait they probably don't cover that until grade 11 up there

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>>77530487

>>77530492
>muh sample size
please provide another example generational talent forward that failed to produce a point per game in his first year.

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>>77530377
>tfw got c-papers because of a skin condition
>want to go to the army now that the condition is practically gone
>get into university instead

Maybe I'll go when I'm 28 or something.

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Do you notice any pattern here? they all busted.

>>77530729
>people still draft canadians

why do they do this post 2010, theyre 100 percent busts

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>>77530530
Stay mad Gord

>>77530729
holy shit. everyone busted. Though Huby got saved by barkov.

>>77530729
Based Tyler Myers. I met him 10+ years ago in Canada before he got drafted. Top top lad.

>>77530729
As someone relatively new to hokkei, what constitutes a bust in this sport? Not hitting a certain amount of points per season?

>>77530741
couldn't find one, eh bud?

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>>77530828
>what constitutes a bust
every finn ever

did you know that both daigle and stefan were 1/4th finn? the more you know

>>77530828
Canadians and mongols are triggered by the Sunbelt so they sperg out and call them busts when someone from there scores 44 goals and wins the Calder

>>77530828
a bust is whatever you want it to be. its used to make people angry about players they like.

>>77530876
never called him a bust, hes just CLEARLY not a generational talent. Does this upset you?

>>77530828
There is no clear definition. I'd say a first round draft pick who fails to become an NHLer is definitely a bust. A top 10 draft pick who fails to become a top 6 forward or a top 4 dman is probably a bust as well.

>>77530922
Not really, but don't you think it's kind of silly to make that call after one season? He's only 19 you know

>>77530950
there has never been a generational talent forward that wasn't a point per game in his rookie year

>>77530828
fuck off we're full

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How does this make you feel?

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SOPA DE MACACO

>>77530799
>the last eight (8) calder winners have achieved bust stats
>thinking busthews wont continue this trend
delusionposting at its finest

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>>77523654
cause vancouver is mad

>>77530964
Scoring overall is at an historic low is it not

>>77531020
someone post the original of bulju screaming at the camera

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>>77531261
>Scoring overall is at an historic low is it not
false

>>77531261
nope

>>77531211
>le ebin reddit maymay
kill yourself cuck, at least they're actually contributing to a discussion

>>77531211
its hockey, the most reddit sport there is. what do you expect?

why is /r/hockey still assmad about the olympics?

>>77531493
>whitest sport
>most reddit sport
what could the correlation be....

>>77531562
>whitest sport

No, That would be sauna.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Sauna_Championships

>>77531779
>mongolian
>white
binland pls

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This is now sauna timo appreciation thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8642tag4o8I

>Ladyzhensky's autopsy concluded that he had died of third-degree burns. His death was aided by his use of strong painkillers and local anesthetic grease on his skin. Kaukonen was competing according to the rules.[13]

Pathetic

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yinz mad about my 3peat?

>>77532005
>>77531952
xan you pls just FUCK OFF already

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Haven't seen a guy campaign this strongly for the Preds to acquire him since Darnell Nurse tried to get them to draft him by pretending the Titans were his favorite NFL team

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>>77529036

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>tfw arrested

>Eddie olcyzk will die from colon cancer in your lifetime

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>>77531274

>>77535970
ebin xDDD

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tfw stuck in traffic and have to shit

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>>77535999
Nice trips
>work 7-3:30
>no traffic in the morning
>some traffic in the afternoon in a construction zone
Its always worse in the afternoon, do people just not work 8 hours? Glad I work those hours though, it would be fucked at 4:30

>>77535999
kys yinzercuck

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>>77529036

>>77529879
>gets never won a playoff game
You're lying, no way that's true

>>77530423
Reddit hawks

>>77530729
>Skinner is a bust
Oh you'll all see

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>>77536275
lel

Even Russian prospects can speak good English these days, whats Pulju's problem?

>>77536357
>n-no well w-win in 2019
-winniniggers

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>>77536357
lottery it

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>>77536403
IQ

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>people questioning busthews greatness

disgusting desu

>>77536357
Jesus fucking christ.c

damn RIP eddie

https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/6sglvs/blackhawks_statement_on_eddie_olczyk/

>>77536357
LELAND

>>77521508
>advocating cultural appropriation.

neck urself.