gamper - chapecoense barcelona

Barca can't win this right?

If they have any heart they will lose on purpose

>>77520492
Only if they sub Messi, he's too autist and is hardwired to make goals

It's over
Last 2 digits=number of goals barcelona will score

>>77520528
Deulofeu even more so + he's got things to prove

>>77520492
does that answers your question?

>>77520492
seems like they can win

Not destroying chape would be an absolute embarrassment for barcelel

who's better at setting up offside traps: Sokratis or Chapecoense?

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>>77520548

Chapecoense is embarrassingly bad

>>77520580
they werent good to start with, but imagine having to make a team from scratch

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>>77520580
Last year's team would give barca a harder time desu. This team isnt as strong tho.

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>>77520580
You would also be bad if you were killed just last year

rape

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPEEEEEEE

>letting busquets score at all

it's going to be a fucking massacre

CHAPECOENSE BTFO

>playing against a team whose entire team almost died in a plane crash
>completely trash them in this game

why do people support this team again?

Deulofeu with the panic feint

>>77520580
looks like they'll crash and burn today

not that they don't have the experience doing that

CHAPECOENSE IS CRASHED

>>77520580
and that is after all the free money and loans
they memed their way to the Sulamericana finals really hard last year, and that made the tragedy even sadder

Is the survivor actually playing?

Pretty impressive 2bh

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post yfw they crash on their way back home

>deulofeu goal and assist already

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>>77520643

>>77520643
>laughed
>now im worried im going to hell

streams?

>>77520644
better than neuman desu

Just how many players did Chapquerense had?
72 died and now they have a full team?

>>77520643
kek

>>77520660
They got players from other teams.

>>77520642
Yes. He's the team captain

>>77520660
I think you're confusing them with that flight of /sp/ janitors that started the muslim legend about 72 virgins.

>7 Barca shots on goal
>14 minutes
>1 shot every 2 minutes
chape is crashing and burning
who thought this would be a good idea

Post tfw barcelel concedes a goal to Wellington Paulista

>all these edgy jokes
am i on reddit/r/4chan?

I would rather have died in the crash than go through this humiliation desu senpai.

>yfw Busquets was so indoctrinated into short passing and diving he completely forgot he had blooters in him

>>77520681
Do you even know what football is?

>>77520758
No, you are en el paro

>>77520811
>>>/forocoches/

>1 goal
>2 assists

is deulofeu, dare i say it, GOAT?

Crashing this team...

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>>77520832
>against Chapecoense

fucking farcelona fans

>>77520832
better than neymar for sure

>>77520796
"No."

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>>77520758
Okay, let's be serious for a while.

There's absolutely no reason Chape shouldn't have their asses handed to them today. It's sport. If your team is no match to your opposition then you probably shouldn't play them in the first place.

If someone think otherwise, they're probably the people who endorse moronic minutes of silence before every football match because there's always a bunch of Bangladeshi teenagers getting their faces chewed off by apes or something.

BTW, Chape keeper is pretty decent.

>>77520843
Madrid didn't win any of their pre-season games.

>>77520857
its a friendly match and theyre getting all the money from this match

>>77520857
>BTW, Chape keeper is pretty decent.

Yeah, he is pretty good

people rumorate him to be Brazil Team GK

>no shin pads

name a more based player then deulofeu

>>77520832
>yfw his release fee clause is at 20m
>yfw they spend 100m for le pacey black kid from Dortmund

>>77520864
yeah, its a friendly match

they knew since the begin that barca was a superior team, for both teams is just a fun game no matter the winner is

>>77520840
with six survivors.
was getting destroyed by Delobench part of your plan?

elias mvp to be tb.h

funny thing is, it would still be only 1-0 if not for Chapecoense's ambition to use offside traps

>>77520898
is Elias, dare I say it... southern brazilian and white?

is that the one who died?? :DD

ruschel seems to be dead tired already

>>77520857
He's the 2nd substitute

>>77520660
There were 72 people on the plane but only 30 were players, I guess, the rest were club staff and media people. They signed an entire team again, they were basically anouncing 2-3 signings per day for like a month. Most of these players came on loan from other clubs.

>>77520898
Reminder that he is their third choice keeper and was literally playing on the hue 3rd division 8 months ago.

wtf their goalkeeper is actually good for having one leg

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is this allowed today?

Chapeconse will concede less goals than Santos

What are you drinking lads?

Based fresh made lemonade here.

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>this game

>>77521033
tap water

why can't they ever score on the goats passes? ridiculous, some of his solutions are stranger than Ronaldinhos were, but they waste them so the passes are often forgotten

>>77521051
wtf i love kanye west now

>>77521016
D-delet this

how much is Elias release clause?

GOATLIAS

>>77521033
hot fresh semen from my gf

>>77521033
beer, send me a sarajevsko pivo

>>77521033
tap water 2

>3:0 first half
>chape is a bigger threat to Barca than Brazil was to Germany

Kill me now

Nice tourists lolis

>>77521264
Seems that Neymar's absence really sabotaged both Brazil and Barcelona.

will chape make at least a goal?

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>>77521278

>>77521326
probably, watch out for a made-up penalty for them in the final seconds

Why does chapecoense play like 5 year olds

>>77521366
They all died last year.

>the city of Chapecó

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>>77521153
>sarajevsko pivo

a shit

>Deulofeu as a LW tonight

Seriously who the fuck needs Neymar? This guy is young and still has potential to be better than him. Not to mention he is White and Catalan, he is better looking, and he doesn't bring shit-tier nigger Brazilian culture to the club.

Reminder that neymar is a DISGUSTING MONEY CHASING TRAITOR!!!

>>77521478
it's this the best beer to get in Sarajevo? my first bosnian beer was Sarajevsko, so it's the nostalgia

>>77521330
catholics are pederasts (male kids) I'm into cute little girls wich is normal

>Barça still needs 3 more goals to surpass Grêmio and become the new bane of chape

>chapecoense player is ded

>>77521516
Yes, it's probably the best domestic you can get.

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>>77521587
Thanks man, haven't heard the one about majka and sarajevsko. I'll get Preminger if i visit Bosnia again

>>77521505
the curse of chapecoense

>Neygod leaves Barça
>Suddenly struggling with a E-tier team
Hmmn

messi = god

>>77521664
>Struggling
>Winning 5-0
Stop eating that sopa de macaco friendo.

>>77521686
wonder how it would feel to play with him. just make a run and get it on your feet

>>77521505
You got that from watching one game?

>barcelona going to change half of team

>>77521505
>spanish
>white

>>77521689
Not that anon, but it should honestly be 7-0 by now and it should end in 10-0 at least, given how weak Chapecoense is right now. IIRC they are one of the lasts in the brazilian league.

>>77521709
he's so fucking shit, but ironically might be just right for this Barcelona team. he is quick, decently clinical and very forceful. If he plays easy all the time he would complement Suarez and Messi very well.

Chapeco is fucking bad, they don't deserve to survive amother flight

>chapecoense is literally doing better than santos already

>>77521686
Le good against literally who's man

>>77521728
Not that anon, but
>Struggling
>Winning 5-0
Stop eating that sopa de macaco friendo.

BARCELONA 5 VS 0 CHAPECOENSE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
LOLLOLOLOLOLOL
FUCK CHAPECOENSE.

>>77521731
this, we need more pedros and less neymars

>>77521745
>vamo vê si o barcelona é isso tudo
what did leo meant by this?

>>77521505
>has potential to be better than him
>Americans

Come on, Barcelona, I want 9 vs 0
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>77521798
t. Santista.

>tribute game for a bunch of dead people
>rape them anyway

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>reinaldo
>luiz antonio
>apodi
>wellington paulista
>against barcelona
>on camp nou
My sides

>>77521802
Would you rather let them win out of pity and humiliate them even more? It's quite honorable that Barcelona is playing as they usually play.

aleña is my favourite player from this team

>how do you want your homage, senpai?
>just fuck my shit up

Is Valverde a good coach for Barcelona? I mean, he probably is for a bunch of nobodies like the Pathetic de Bilbao, but not for the most important spanish team.

>brazillian footbal

Hahaha

SCORE MORE
DESTROY THEIR BUNDAS

>>77521832
You just have to not be a complete retard to be a decent coach for Barcelona, just look at Luis Enrique winning the treble. The team basically plays by itself.

>>77521826
I also like his style, hope he gets some playing time

>>77521832
they probably couldn't get any better

>>77521858
>Enrique winning the Treble
And last season was what then?

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Friendly reminder that Chapecoense is better than PSG.

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>/sp/ hates chapecoense now

>>77521844
Just a reminder, cuck:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FrjCCjeS3g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zApXHMSwc0o

>>77521881
>now
>>>reddit

I hope they crash again on their way home

>>77521872
Last season showed that he was shit, but even though he was shit he managed to win the treble because the team is too good. My point is that you dont need to be a tactical mastermind to coach Barça (or Real Madrid, just look at Zidane too).

7-1

alcaLEL

jesus

>Alcaser

LMAO HOW CAN YOU BE THIS BAD

>>77521903
>not rating zidane

*misses the penal*
*misses the ball*

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>alCANCER

>alcacer
LMAO

>>77521832
Man he's the first non rookie coach we have had in 20 years
If he could do well in La Liga with Bilbao he will do wonders with Barça

>>77521931
Just wait for his first titleless season, he will go the Luis Enrique route.

>slips

>>77521518
just called the cops baka

Chapecoense is bigger than PSG and Santos.

>>77521954
?

>you now remember Barcelona 12 x 0 Santos

>são paulo raping barcelona
>gremio and ajax front to front
>palmeiras outplaying and getting refballed by united
>now this
Where did hue football go wrong ;_;

meanwhile sandro is destroying the premier league

>>77521967
Rijkaard Luis Enrique Toto Martino and Guardiola never coached a spanish team before Barça

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>tfw won money
>tfw would have won more money if that cuck could score a penalty

Corinthians > Gremio > Barcelona confirmed

>>77522003
is celta de vigo from portugal or what

>>77522003
>barcelona customers in charge of knowing about football

>>77522015
Hlw many seasons was he there?

https://twitter.com/Brunxnho/status/894641274451628034
They choose perfect oponent to shout that.
Més que un club

>>77522071
what kind of damage control is this lmao, just pretend you never posted here

>>77522072
Fucking based

>>77522084
1, 2?

>>77522072
LMAO

>>77522111
>scatalan customers

>>77521984
>catch a penalti

its already better than PSG

>>77522163
Go back to talking about La Caixa being culés, friendo

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EEERGH

>>77522313
Any proof? I was already considering moving my 20€ to another bank simply because their cuckalans (and for charging me 0.5€ every month for the privilege of receiving their publicity).

@77522392
Sorry, I only talk to you to mock you. Go cling to another social support for you, Bald FatPérez Mohammed Manlet-Haddi

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>>77521890
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FrjCCjeS3g
>5:15

He didn't fly so good

>>77521984
beautiful football

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>>77520632
And don't you forget it you mudslime shitskin piece of shit

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>>77524254
>Iniesta
JUST
>Fernandão
j-just