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Chelsea will buy Van Dijk and Coutinho will go to Farcelona

Liverpool are a nano sized club, they couldnt even buy a player off an energy drink

Reminder that you share the same opinions as the other place

>>77520165
You performed the worlds first terror attack on us in 1807. Then you stole our fleet. Then we lost Norway in 1814. The we lost two wars against Prussia and lost Southern Denmark. We didn't get it back until 1920

Thanks a lot

>>77520202
Mané to Man United when?

>>77520165
stop being a former colony was supposed to blow me the fuck out?

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How to kill a television programme in one easy step.

Here are som shit rumours to talk about

Nice full-back Dalbert has arrived in Milan, and will take his medicals with Inter tomorrow.

>Valencia director general Mateu Alemany is in Italy to discuss Jeison Murillo, but Inter want a loan with obligation to buy.

Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho shrugs “that’s football” after Inter refused to sell Ivan Perisic.

>Reports in Italy join those in Turkey saying Galatasaray want Kwadwo Asamoah, but Juventus are reluctant to sell.

Inter’s technical manager Walter Sabatini confirms “there are some hitches” in their pursuit of Borussia Dortmund’s Emre Mor.

>Virgil van Dijk has handed in a transfer request at Southampton.

Monaco have confirmed the signing of Rachid Ghezzal on a free transfer.

>Sky sources understand Arsenal are expected to sell players before they strengthen their squad in the remaining month of the summer transfer window.

Sky sources understand Southampton are unlikely to change their stance, despite Virgil van Dijk handing in a transfer request. The defender is not for sale.

>Rafael Santos Borre has left Atletico Madrid for River Plate.

>epl are just finding out about magic niggers

>>77520202
CB is literally the only position chelsea don't need

but AC isn´t expensive enough for them to play

arse anal

>>77520272
Did you come up with that yourself? Hope it catches on. Awesome meme lad

>come in 2nd
>don't change the squad whatsoever
>expect better results next year
why do spurs keep doing this

>>77520250
You trying to be relevant to things is embarrassing. It might have concerned Australia but stop being do cringe next time.

>>77520294
The squad is young enough that even without purchases it improves still. Although they need to replace Walker

>>77520202
Well, if Barca actually offers 120M for Coutinho they'd be dumb as fuck if they didn't sell him

>>77520294
>>don't change the squad whatsoever
that's not true, they lost their starting right back to another title challenger

>>77520312
Barca will get him for 55 million since Livercucks and a small club and will bend the knee

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Has Morata scored yet?

>>77520294
You don't need trophies to be a winner but he is a winner

>>77520272
good meme, well kek'd, my friend

>>77520326
Who?

>>77520347
chelsea striker, red hair, spanish

>>77520255
>fat shite with beard
the worst look

the beard just makes them look fatter

>>77520363
he's so unknown he doesn't even have a wiki page

>>77520230
>You performed the worlds first terror attack
Who are The Sons of Liberty, the world's first terrorist group? Oh yeah, 1775. You're not special.

>>77520272
Insanely good post.

>>77520363
>watching Soccer AM
Its so fucking shite

The new episode of Rick and Morty was fucking terrible. The show was only ever mildly entertaining but the first 3 episodes of season 3 have been bad with this one by far being the worst

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*carves with a 100% win rate*

>>77520357
Never heard of her lad.

>>77520426
Looking back the first season wasn't that good either

Can anyone tell me what's the 'Merican counterpart of Carvery?

>>77520430
fuck the telegraph 2bh

>>77520459
all you can eat

I'm sorry but once Liverpool get VVD it's over boys. They will win the league.

>>77520444
Im not sure if there nihilistic shtick has been worn out or if they have dipped in quality but it was always overrated

>naming your son "Kike"

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I think Sky need to update their online TV guide.

This will easily and finally kill the show though, so there's some good out of it.

>£120 million for pootinho
now THAT makes pogba look like a bargain

>>77520426
That's what happens when you hire people based on who they are, rather than their actual quality.

>female writer
>one of the characters is a self insert
Every time.

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>>77520484
Dammit

>>77520488
Helen should've been sacked years ago, hasn't been hot since 2005

>>77520478
And so did The Son's of Liberty. They murdered Loyalist Americans. This is simple Google shit, mate. They committed arson. They did the Boston Tea Party event. They were funded by businessmen.

>>77520484
>>77520506
Based jews

Why is Barfelona so set on blootinho?

>>77520509
I genuinely can't remember the last time I even watched more than 5 minutes of it.

>>77520506
its a nickname for enrique

>>77520514
murder ≠ terror but w/e. We just have different definitions of terror

>>77520458
>look mom i posted it again

>>77520488
didn't realise it was still a thing desu

>>77520521
Because there are zero world class players available to them. Might aswell recuperate all the BR customers tempted to switch to PSG.

>>77520552
I don't think most people do.

>people still reply to Scandinavians apart from Swedes
disgusting.

>>77520552
Haven't watched it since the Lovejoy era. That was probably shit too without the nosatlgia desu

>>77520503
Its impossible to talk about this shit on /tv/ but do you think ''muh diversity'' is the issue? Was there much more they could have done without the show tiring out.

But I do agree that even outside the strange direction of each episode the jokes seem ham fisted and off but Dan Harmon has always been unfunny

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Wayne Routledge will become the next Vardy

why didn't morata dye his hair blue

77520602
>shitposting on a yank proxy for attention
nearly as bad as the bristol rovers poster

>>77520583
must have been shit really, tim lovejoy is an insufferable moron. would like to back my car over him.

The thing about the Neymar transfer I can't get my head around is that although the fee has been paid up front in full, PSG will still be allowed to record it on paper as divided up over the length of his 5 year contract (£40 million a year), for FFP accounting purposes.

I'm not an accountant but how can this be allowed? If it's paid in full it should be accounted as paid in full. Can't believe UEFA allow this....

>>77520627
Don't waste your time on a Lego lad m8

Liverpool anons, can you tell us the positives on Coutinho? My club Barca is buying him and Id like to know what makes him great.

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>Aussies BTFO so easily

Embarrassing.

this weeks game of memes was great lads

>>77520627
which footballing transfer does this comment pertain to?

>>77520633
>Can't believe UEFA allow this
Why? UEFA are happy to bend the rules for the richest time and time again.

>>77520648
all those things that the current barce midfield do? he does all those things as well, but better

You now remember when the grown men at AFTV interviewed a 2-time CL winner so that they could whine about a clown emoji

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Praying Bruno Martins Indi is next.

>>77520626
the Tim Lovejoy autobiography review by when saturday comes is a thing of beauty: http://www.wsc.co.uk/the-archive/42-Media/145-no-love-no-joy

>>77520675
i don't actually

>>77520665
You're right.

>>77520671
Great. I hope he slots in well in the midfield

>>77520675
Link

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>>77520602

>>77520680
>being a yank stoke plastic
why

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Swansea promptly close in on the signings of Nacer Chadli and Jonathan Viera with the imminent departure of Gylfi Sigurdsson expected in the next few days (Sky Sports)

>>77520458
Name?

>>77520683
>>77520696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmgVPi_YQ7E

>>96

lads im sure stoke signed bruno martins indi last year

i must be confusing him with another black dutch defender that was signed for a relatively small fee

>>77520658
...twas meh 2bh

>>77520704
definitely getting relegated this year

no doubt about it

shame to be honest

>>77520711
>That cold opening
KINO

>>77520716
was a loan deal that's why

>>77520627
But terror doesn't equal terrorISM. By your definition, what distinguishes any group of rebels who commits violence from terrorists? You're saying that terrorism is simply an act of politically motivated violence.

The definition of terror by danish law is that it's directed either towards destabilisation of the state or an international organisation.

According to wikipedia, the actions of The Sons of Liberty were directed towards rousing the people, and not destabilising the state. Hence, by this definition, it's not terrorism.

As I said, it's just a question of definition, and what you're saying isn't necessarily wrong, but don't call me ignorant on my country's history

>>77520723
i'm disappointed the story is heading towards the most predictable outcome but the battle at the end was probably the best battle sequence i have ever seen

>>77520727
ahhhhhhhh i see i see fair enough

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>>77520633
you depreciate your assets over time ladm8.

If you are a gardening firm, you buy a new lawnmower for £1000, and then depreciate it by £200 a year until it fucks up in year 5 and you have to buy a new one. Otherwise every cunt would end up buying £300 lawnmowers that only last a year, and spend £1500 over the same five year period.

In this example, Neymar is a lawnmower, and the goals he scores is the grass he would metaphorically cut. The ballon d'or and world player of the year trophies are like the compost you would get from the grass clippings, and Barcelona is Jardins par Pierre, a grounds maintenance company limited by guarantee under French law.

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>>77520724
Viera is better though dummy

>>77520711
That panel is a decent demographic for arsenal fans

>>77520701
Because they've never been to stoke

>>77520701
Is it still considered being a plastic if you're won over by Rory Delap throw-ins?

>>77520752
literally who

swansea have a championship team now

llorente will go to chelsea

>>77520750
This.

Except with footballers they're classed as "intangible assets".

>>77520675
A FUCKING CLOWN EMOJI

>>77520742
I'll give you that the battle was pretty exciting (how did Dany's troops even get there so fast though). But the Winterfell scenes felt so bland and lifeless, imo.

>>77520768
if you didn't spend the majority of your life within a 15 mile radius of the club's ground you are a plastic simple as

>>77520768
>I chose a thugball meme team
Yes.

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Little dick Aussies ialalala

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>>77520272

>>77520782
>how did Dany's troops even get there so fast though
the travelling in the show has been fucked for a long time now

>But the Winterfell scenes felt so bland and lifeless
hmmm kind of. i enjoyed the guards bullying arya though :3

>>77520783
Some of the stoke towns aren't within 15 miles of the britannia

>>77520800
aussies btfo

>>77520771
>Only Lionel Messi (71) made more key passes from open play than Viera (67) in La Liga last season
hmmmm literally who indeed

forgot moses is suspended for gw1 because of diving antics

does that mean rudiger starts? because he looks like he's way unfit

christ or tomori please

>>77520782
>>77520808
>how did Dany's troops even get there so fast though
>the travelling in the show has been fucked for a long time now
this shit is so autistic, do you really want a ton of travelling scenes

>>77520835
no but it would better if they advanced time accordingly. having the characters being able to transport anywhere instantly is lazy writing

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>>77520800
I dindt do anyfing wrong

>>77520680
literally whom?

>>77520863
you exist

>>77520829
>christ
plays for City mate

jimmy bullard is class

>>77520835
The journey is more exciting than the outcome

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>sell overratewd hue for 2000 gorillions
>fill his spot with a homegrown player that understands football better
>don't spend money in this inflated market
wow did barcelona just win football?

Why are Stoke just buying defenders?

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Smug essien

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>>77520732
Terrorism is defined by scale. Google 'Terrorism definition'. In the USA case, terrorist attacks consist of any attack where more than three people died (read; killed) for a political or religious reason. In case of Sons of Liberty, this happened. Even by your definition, the destabilisation of the state, the Son's of Liberty apply, as they were destabilisation the state of the Thirteen Colonies. As for Son's of Liberty and wiki, rising people to revolt against their government IS destabilisation. They didn't do it through peaceful means, they did it through violence. Again, I did not call your countries history knowledge suspect, I called your knowledge on other countries knowledge suspect. You made a claim, that the British performed the first terrorist attack in Denmark in the 19th century, I countered with the fact that this is not true, as the Son's of Liberty did so in the 18th century.

>>77520829
The entire Moses shit is getting out of hand. The media is sucking his dick for some reason because he scored in the Commuity Shield, despite them losing. Why? Why is scoring in what is ultimately a pointless trophy somehow redeeming for him when he is clearly OK with cheating? Look at this shit.

>>77520929
Is he even any good? And I seriously doubt they won't spend at least some of it. They migt buy Coutinho. Imagine if they bought Van Djikk, would be funny as fuck.

morata is JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP: the footballer

>>77521000
pretty sure that's michael johnson the failed man city youth product

>>77520835
>do you really want a ton of travelling scenes
Worked for LotR

>>77520997
>Imagine if they bought Van Djikk, would be funny as fuck.
Van Dijk and Coutinho would be funny as fuck

>>77520997
moses is ok, but shouldn't be a starter at chelsea, not to mention being this reliant on him being available

there is barely any backup options for gw1, conte even tested him at lwb

>>77521010
you mean the next gascoigne mate?

>>77520808

>how did troops riding horses, traveling by boat, with the best trained horses in the world, catch up to a slow marching army transporting large shipments of grain and gold

Really makes you think

going to be:

alonso-cahill-luiz-rudiger-azpi

>>77520929
>Le overdribble man
>understands football
Hmm..

>>77521079
where did the ships dock?

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Swansea will be a surprise next season, you heard it here first

>>77520997
I don't need to google the definition, because I already know it from danish law, because I study this kind of stuff. Maybe it's a different definition in the UK. That's why I keep saying it's a matter of definition. I outright disagree with "terrorist attacks consist of any attack where more than three people died (read; killed) for a political or religious reason". That's not how it is here. And because of that, this discussion is pointless. The 13 Colonies was not an official state, and as such isn't included in the definition I use.

I'm sure what you're saying is correct, it's just not classified as terrorism by the definition of danish law

Daily reminder that Madrid paid £40 for a 16 y/o

>>77521107

Regardless. Look at the distance between dragonstone and kings landing as opposed to highgarden and kings landing

>>77520970
Because Hughes thinks >we have an elite strike force and refuses to spend money

>>77521088
I know.. that's why he played there yesterday

but he played 10 mins and that's his whole preseason, looked unfit and slow, lost his man in the goal and it means taking the best cb out of the back3

>>77521131
Puts your pants back on, anon.
We're shitposting

>>77521133
from the dialogue jaime had with bronn and willyon it seemed like they were ambushed the day after taking and leaving highgarden

>>77521131
balls or gtfo

>>77520521
They will get Draxler instead. Phil is not for sale. You don't know the Klopp.

>>77521163
yeh its absolutely fucked to be honest. 1st game of the season and you've got players playing out of position with no cover available for 4 positions

6th place finish incoming

It's funny that there is so much money available to the clubs noone wants to sell their players.

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>>77521194
then again.. this was chelsea's lineup for gw1 last season, with aina the only defender on the bench

Luiz and alonso came on deadlineday

>>77521265
would sit on

>>77520260
>Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho shrugs “that’s football” after Inter refused to sell Ivan Perisic.

S N U B C H E S T E R
N
U
B
B
E
D

>>77521265
gay britboys

>>77520772
Their contracts are classified as intangible assets actually, footballers themselves are just staff.

>>77521396
That's what I meant.

>>77520265
It's actually hilarious that Chelsea are looking to reinforce the only area in the squad that doesn't need reinforcing.

In all honesty I can't remember the last time Chelsea's summer transfer window wasn't a shitshow in the season proceeding a title win.

>>77521334
They were dumb to try going after him in the first place. 50-60 million for a 28-yo guy who peaked a year ago? Nonsense.

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>>77520182
>>77520202
>Saints fans all foaming at the mouth with regards to Van Djck on social media

why do people expect a foreign player to feel attachment to an english football club? He's fucking DUTCH ffs

Hopefully he does go to liverpool, it will be a giant step up

Today I saw some caterpillars in a bit of bother on the pavement and several had already been stepped on, so I spent 5 mins getting them to safety
What good thing did you do today lads?

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>He rates 3d trannie

2D traps is where it's at.
Anyway lids...50 bajillion for a 27 year old seems a bit much but I suppose Siggy isn't really a pace merchant so it should be a soft decline.

>>77521450
Probably the whole "sign a 6 year contract when injured and want to leave 6 months after" thing

Professionalism is the issue I believe, not loyalty

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>>77521460
the deal is off according to sky

>>77521459
saved a leaf from being hurt by decimating some caterpillars

>>77521480
You've shown me there's 2 sides to every story

>>77521459
>>77521480
>>77521542


:)

>>77521480
was that a fucking leaf?

>>77521480
kek

>>77521450
Sam could be a said for Coutinho

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>>77521459
>>77521480

>>77521477
Really?!
Wtf I'm a #Koe Man now

>>77521589
Liverpool has culture unlike some backwater shithole like Southampton

Even Suarez was sad to leave, I wouldn't be surprised if Coutinho said the same if he ever did transfer

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>>77521610
He prefers a move to Liverpool since they're losing Coutinho

is sigurdson the icelandic pelé?

>>77521620
Tbf lad. You're the only man I've seen say that.

>>77521616
Nice bait.

>>77521647
ITK mate

>>77521663
t.southern fairy

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>>77521460
>traps

Just come out of the closet already you massive homosexual

>>77521700
>northerners with funny accents are posting in this thread
boggles the mind t.b.h

>>77521616
A culture of killing fans, including your own.

A culture of robbing dead people.

A culture of urinating on brave cops.

A culture of turning up to games, blind drunk, without any tickets.

A culture of knocking down walls.

A culture of never having won the league.

A slippery culture.

>PL is 25 years old
>Every season is a blur except 2015/16

really makes you think

>>77521792
>being too young to remember united bottling it at upton park and giving blackburn the title

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>>77521792
>Not remembering Agueroooo
>Not remembering Ronaldo's mega season where he made Henry look like little babby
>Not remembering Invincibles
>Not remembering Bale's breakout season as a Winger

BRUH

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>>77521792

Liverpool
>Major football brand, bigger than arsenal etc
>European football
>Culture and great irish roots
>Best music in the UK (Flock of Seagulls, Atomic Kitten, The Beatles)
>Anfield, best atmosphere and fans in the premier league

Southampton
>Washed up Romanian prostitutes
>Only place to eat is greggs
>only relevance is boats that turn up every once and a while
>Identikit soulless stadium with no atmosphere

The choice for Van Djick is clear and an easy one

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>>77521852
>Anfield, best atmosphere and fans in the premier league

What did he mean by this?

>>77521835
I said season. I can remember individual moments fine, but most of the PL as been "United Wins Lol"

>>77521852
>atomic kitten
kek

>>77521784
>>77521879
No prem teams support even comes close to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N51jWNsW3F8

>>77521852
>great irish roots
>great

Irish is synonymous with poverty.

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>>77521847
>Shitbin as part of a winning Team

Moral victories don't count

>>77521852
>Best music in the UK

>>77521906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_I3dGHTMQA

can somone please download this week's game of thrones and email me it? computers broke and have to use my phone

>>77521965
Don't think you'll be able to download a whole EP on ur phone m80

>>77521852
Maybe he doesn't want to take part in the hundreds of annual hillsbreh memorials

Lads the football is gonna be back on and I can't wait

>>77522045
>First game is at the Emirates

Calm down lad, go back to sleep

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Has Coutinho left yet?

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>>77521934
Southern fairies can only dream of creating an album this good

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reminder that he fookin slipped

>>77522082
I'm all full of panda pops

coutinho can go, but for $400 M, not a penny less

pay up uefalona

>>77522097
>chink scribbles: the album

care to let us in on what it is? I don't listen to music

>>77522099
This is dreadful.

when do la liga starts?

>>77522099
This is brilliant

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Any update on the public knowledge that Karthik is on Celebrity Big Brother situation?
I know this is a picture of JD but his eyes are mental

>>77522161
2 weeks? supercup is this weekend

>>77522161
The first El Clasico is on the 20th of December

>>77522133
2814-Birth of a New Day

>>77522175
/tv/ during the last apprentice was pretty good lad. Forgot that thic bird that won it's name now

What's your favorite snack during a match?

>>77522228
Tap water

>Trippier out with ankle injury

BUY SOMEONE LEVY

>>77522228
Well when we're a goal up and there's 20 mins left, usually it's my fingernails!

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>>77522207
>forgot her name
>doesn't follow her twitter and instagram
get your act together. the women on last year were unbelievable desu

>>77522245
Why don't Spurs just dip into that esteemed academy I've been hearing so much about?

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>>77522245
I have been waiting for this moment ever since walker left

>>77522045
Aside from the top teams I couldn't give a fuck about any other results.

Literally didn't see a minute of Championship fixtures this week.

You can miss me with that Palace - Huddersfield shite too

>>77522263
>Having twitter and instagram

No thanks, GCHQ.

>>77522291
>thinking gchq need to track your logins to know what you're doing

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>>77521410
what is this other than a shitshow?

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going to miss those tits desu

>>77521852
Go check out which stadium was voted best last season by away fans.

Hint: 190kg will be happy

>>77522133
it's a vapourwave meme album

do people really unrate morata? good finisher who can score big goals like he did against city and madrid. plus conte knows him from juve. safe trans 2bh

>>77522334
me too but she was pretty shitty and barely talk

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>anfield has great atmosphe-

>>77522099
This is middling, not dreadful or brilliant.

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FIGHT

>>77522175
Dutch anon, can you 190kg edit this picture please?

>>77522425
>Pre-kick off
>Flags flying high
>Everyone breaks into YNWA
>Match kicks off
>Flags are gone
>Could hear a mouse fart

Sad.

>>77522446
AND

>>77522425
Can the people right at the top even see the sky?

One time when I went Blackburn away, I was right at the back at the top tier. The roof stopped me from seeing the stand on the otherside of the pitch, nevermind the sky. Dreadful experience.

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>>77522458
old trafford is really bad for this

>>77522099
This does not slip la

>>77522472
In some ways, I'm glad >we have a generic bowl stadium. At least where ever you are you get to actually see things.

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>>77522451
WIN

>Ray Wilkins: Pretty fed up with the inflation meme desu

do you think we will ever see a Leicester again, at least in the next 10 years?

>>77522637
Nope. They were 5000/1 for a reason

>>77522637
with the way money's being thrown around in even the championship now, absolutely no chance

Senderos to Houston Dynamo

>Djourou and Senderos are both somehow still playing football

>>77522637
the odds for Leicester and someone like Southampton to win the league within 10 years of each other would be fucking ridiculous

>>77522175
Was about to watch on +1 to see if any tits fall out but watching this new Eden thing instead

>>77522670
How hilarious wouldn't it be if Southampton finished top 4 and van Dick's new team finished outside Europa League.

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>>77522663
Thank fuck Senderos is finally in MLelS and out of Europe.

>you mean I have to play with DaMarcus Beasley?

>>77522670
Southampton will do a Portsmouth and drop off, they're way past their peak.

a team like Brighton though? maybe I think, they're growing.

>>77522689
>Every year they buy Southampton FC
>Every year they finish about 2 places above them
Southampton could be a top 4 side now if they didn't get ass fucked every summer.

>>77522712
>a team like Brighton though? maybe I think, they're growing.
No chance with Hughton.

>>77522694
>he was still getting callups to the NT until a couple of years ago
>Djourou still is
Though somehow he actually manages to play alright under Petkovic.

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>this is a normal 22 yo in britain

>>77520294
"If you kill your enemies, they win"
In football terms that means: ''If you buy your competitors players they win''
Just Spurs logic (And I'm a Tottenham-fan)

>>77522725
>englishman at watford
doubt

>>77522458
>bird watching when you should be watching the footy
odd lad

>>77522725
Looks like he has nordic genes though.

>>77520294
They've been performing consistently well for the past 2 seasons with very few changes because the average age of the squad is about 12, they don't need to replace ageing players and the only first team player they've lost and might need to replace is Walker, but they do have Trippier who is still young-ish with a strong youth squad for a back up for him

>>77522725
viking rape baby

did you know some poortherners here still use Scandi words in slang?

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>yfw guardiola plays 0-0-10 in the opening game of the season and brighton's players finally experience their town's favourite pasttime

>>77522762
WE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScELaXMCVis

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUUUUUUUUCK

>>77522725
he has like 200 appearances already,there's footballers that go an entire career with less than that

>>77522774
What's up lad?

>>77522774
this

>>77521792
>not remembering Kanu's hatrick at the bridge

>>77522787
Forgot to get choccy biccies at the shop and now it's shut

>>77522811
Who?

>>77522813
>"the" shop
>shut at 10
how can people live like this?

>>77522828
le miss from 1 yard man: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jQG73v7X0U

>>77521127
bloody nonces

>>77522725
>Blonde
>Natural Celt or Pict British
'no'. Norwegian rape babby desu senpai.

>>77522842
You'd know.

>>77522837
Kanu

probably the laziest shit that ever played premier league football

>>77522890
>who is adebayor

>>77522411
He's good, but he's really not that great.
Costa was clearly a better player.
And he's inferior to Kane and a fit Aguero.
He might even be inferior to Lukaku.

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>>77522670
>>77522649
>>77522661
the thing is though the Leicester owners harnessed the one factor to create a team spirit: thai hooker gangbangs

No other club will ever build that level of comradeship again

Liverpool will sign Van Dick.
Coutinho will not leave.
Laverplel will still be shit because they have 0 decent strikers.

>>77522265
Walker-Peters clearly isn't good enough.
They have some good youth, but clearly not at this position.

>70 million for the dutch Chris Smalling

Ahhh keep buying Southampton players silly Liverpoo, there's a reason why they finish mid table every season and you will too with half the saints squad.

>>77522837
hmmmm yes football

>leave for 4 days with my gf without checking out on transfers
>Spurs still haven't signed anyone

>>77520772

Footballers and their contracts are tangible assets.

The associated goodwill is the intangible asset to the club.

>>77522943
if your gf is so great then why don't you just FUCK OFF huh

>>77522924
He won the U20 world cup mate he is plenty good

>>77521480

Thanks la

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>>77522175
>but his eyes are mental
Why did this make me lagh so much

Imagine being excited about a Premier League season without Villa or Sunderland. Absolute state of nu-/sp/

>RAWK mods lock Coutinho transfer rumour thread
>Mods continue to post in locked thread, only posting rumours of dubious sources saying Coutinho's going nowhere
>Mods oddly opt to not also post the stories from the same exact sources saying that Coutinho has asked to leave
>Then the thread is magically reopened 5 minutes after Van Djik releases his statement about handing in a transfer request

>>77523021

The start of RAWK

>>77522980
>mfw I forgot to save the webm of Messi ordering Suarez(?) to bully Neymar and then acting like he never did like the sociopath he is

Then again, maybe Messi is a chad and it's the reason he has a wife and kids and we don't.

>>77523028
The state of your spelling.

on the scale of 1 to 10 how bad will Spuds and Pochshit choke this year?

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>>77523050
Thanks lad.

>>77523050

Neymar is a bitch.

>>77523050
messi the mastermind

>>77521906
>Not even top 3 at singing "your own song"
>Beaten by Dortmund, Celtic, and fucking Anderlecht
Sorry to burst your bubble like this, anon. I'm sure you're absolutely crushed.

>>77523069
>absolutely crushed.
HAHAHHAHA JUST LIKE ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO DIED. SO FUNNY LMAO.

>>77523069
t.amerishot

Jorginho’s agent confirms Bournemouth like the Napoli midfielder but “there’s nothing more than that”.

>Fiorentina have reportedly told Milan they must make an acceptable offer for Nikola Kalinic by Friday.

Romain Hamouma will put pen to paper to a new 3-year-deal tomorrow with St Étienne, this despite approaches from multiple

>Stoke City have completed the signing of Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting on a three-year deal. The Cameroonian has joined the Premier League club after his contract at Schalke 04 expired.clubs, according to RMC.

Borussia Dortmund sporting director Michael Zorc on Ousmane Dembélé & Barcelona: "I am not aware of an agreement."

>West Ham have confirmed the signing of Sead Haksabanovic.

Liverpool won't be able to hold on to Philippe Coutinho if he wants to join Barcelona, says Graeme Souness.

>>77523091
>Jorginho’s agent confirms Bournemouth like the Napoli midfielder but “there’s nothing more than that”.
teehee

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>>77523091
when will Swansea replace Siggy with a better player

>>77523119
>Fosu-Mensah to CPFC

Good move

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>>77523132
Beware of Lucas Lima. Neymars father is involved with him somehow. He seems decent tho

>>77523168
then I'm sure he'd love a money grab and get him to come abroad

>>77523132
Tom Carroll has got the set piece assists down. Gylfi was rubbish from open play last season so just spend the cash on a right back imo.

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>Montpellier playmaker Ryad Boudebouz is in Seville ahead of #Betis move.

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that van Dijk statement was fucking retarded

didn't Lovren pull something very similar before he left Southampton

>>77523244
what the fuck there's two of him

>>77523244
damn a signing Swansea should have got
>>77523205
Yeah Routledge looks good as our attacking midfielder too

What's a trustworthy, no nonsense news feed for international transfers?

>>77523402
this thread

>>77523402
if you are just after done deals the guardian has a nice page
https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2017/jun/22/transfer-window-2017-every-deal-in-europes-top-five-leagues

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Why isn't he going for Ronaldo instead of Bale?

Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp will refuse to sanction any deal allowing attacking midfielder Philippe Coutinho to move to Barcelona.(Daily Mirror)

>The Reds will not be able to hold on to 25-year-old Coutinho this summer, says club legend Graeme Souness.(Sky Sports)

Brazil international Coutinho has "got to go" to Barca, says ex-England striker Ian Wright. (BBC Radio 5 live)

>Chelsea and Manchester United are both set to make bids for Paris St-Germain right-back Serge Aurier, 24, (Daily Mail)

Liverpool are set to resurrect their £60m move for Virgil van Dijk after the Southampton defender, 26, handed in a transfer request. (Daily Star)

>Manchester United and Inter Milan have reignited their interest in Tottenham's England left-back Danny Rose, 27. (Daily Mirror)

Stoke City hope to announce the £7m signing of Porto centre-back Bruno Martins Indi before Saturday's Premier League opener at Everton. The 25-year-old Netherlands international spent last season on loan at the Potters. (Stoke Sentinel)

>Meanwhile, Stoke's record signing Giannelli Imbula, who struggled to make an impact following his £18.3m move from Porto in January, has agreed terms with Champions League semi-finalist Monaco. (L'Equipe - in French)

Leicester City are set to announce the signing of Coventry City's Leicester-born forward George Thomas, 20, for £450,000 plus add-ons. (Coventry Telegraph)

>Valencia are preparing a deal to tempt Arsenal's Brazilian defender Gabriel, 26, to Spain. (Evening Standard)

Turkish side Trabzonspor want to sign Tottenham's France midfielder Moussa Sissoko, 27, on loan. (Evening Standard)

>Sunderland are hopeful of signing Aston Villa's 30-year-old Scotland striker Ross McCormack before the transfer deadline. (Sunderland Echo)

Celtic and Nice want to sign Manchester City's former Fulham midfielder Patrick Roberts, 20. (Manchester Evening News)

>Hull City are interested in signing 33-year-old former Leeds United goalkeeper Andy Lonergan from Wolves. (Hull Daily Mail)

Blackburn Rovers want to sign Leeds United's Swedish striker Marcus Antonsson, 26. (Lancashire Telegraph)

>Bournemouth forwards Harry Cornick, 22, and Joe Quigley, 20, are close to joining League One side Blackpool. (Daily Echo)

>>77523464
Hiring Ronaldo means you have to change your whole team for him. And he is 32 years and has knee problems.
United is in rebuild mode. Buy Ronaldo now and you change all their plans.

>'If you stay here and they will end up building a statue in your honour, go somewhere else, to Barcelona, to Bayern Munich, to Real Madrid, and you will be just another player. Here you can be something more.'- Phillipe Coutinho
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/liverpool-forward-philippe-coutinho-explains-10474703

Gonna be absolute banter when he leaves

>>77520255
>Soccer AM
literally what

>>77523557
At a point in time, Liverpool was the biggest team in Europe. What happened?

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What did she mean by this?

>>77523568
Dragon dildo

>Former Arsenal and England defender Tony Adams is leading a consortium which has struck an agreement to buy Crystal Palace for £200m. (Daily Star)

>>77523567
A team with bigger balls in terms of money backing arrived and the PL changes fucked over Liverpool's shit meme tactics.

>people think Arsenal will sign anybody when they need to sell their shite first
Baffling.

>Spurs haven't signed anybody
Even more baffling.

>Morata hasn't scored yet
The only expected turn of events.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40853286

>England is now much scarier

Wew.

>>77523603
fuggg

>>77523603
>>77523788

you know this site has a minimum age requirement?

>>77523916
This thread also has requirements when it comes to football knowledge, yet here you are

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