*Tears French football apart

not really an achievement m8

i could tear french football apart

>the Eviscerator of Evian

>>77519671

Its harder to score in Ligue 1 than in the PL

im sure all 5 of the leagues supporters will love it

>>77519762
harder to wipe your ass with leaves than toilet paper

>>77521318
>

>The tornado of Tours

Leave Amiens to me

>The slayer of Dijon

>the conqueror of caen

>the Qatar 2022 world cup

>The Butcher of Bordeaux

If he doesn't get 50+ goals his season will he be considered a flop?

>The Destroyer of Troyes

>>77519516
Only winning CL with PSG will redeem him

>the mangler of monaco

>>77528313
They don't care about 50+ goals especially in Ligue 1 (park the bus league) he will be if PSG doesn't win the CL tho (which gonna happen again with Silva pussying out and memery tactics)

>>77519516
>The wrecker of Rennes

>>77519671
And I teared your momas ass apart

>>77519762
>Belgium, which is pretty much a non-country, having a say

LOL, what will you do when Golden Dawn tell you to stick your denbts up your arse and they ally themselves with the mighty Anglo to bring down the EU?

The Abolisher of Asse

Monaco still win the league with half of their players sold

>>77519677
Outdated meme, Evian got financially relegated and was subsequently dissolved like 6 months ago

>>77529022
>he's out of the single market
>think his "country" is relevant
hahaha top one m8

>The Undertaker of Nantes

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>>77531215
>Out of a market that has been stagnant for the last 15 years
>End of free movement of "people"
>Meanwhile back to front Ivory Coast is importing as many Africans as possible to prop up their economy that's been built with Monopoly money

Crying.