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>mfw South Africa bat out the day

The fellas in the audience, half naked, chanting, getting drunk on a monday..they're a disgrace

Cricket is a family sport

Pathetic effort from SA desu.

Perfect batting pitch plus an easy total to chase and they're messing it up. Still have them as favourites though.

As expected, team batting last falls apart like a 50 quid suit.

Test cricket is shit these days.

More like South Shitfrica lmao

WTF I have tickets for tomorrow.

gg easy

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AREMO

>J Root - 2 overs
what

>australia lost to THIS

>buying 5th day tickets for any test match
Even day 4 is pushing it.

England are undoubtedly the best team in the world on bowler friendly wickets. Too bad every other country just prepares roads.

SA just need to put out a better team whether it's white black green blue whatever

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>>77519393
Good luck finding the tourist hotspots of Mudchester.

Would the result have been different if Stale Dane was playing?

>>77519488
a tour through Moss Side, cat curry in Rusholme, maybe a trip out to Oldham for freak show.

>>77519503

Yes. He would have been godlike on these pitches.

>>77519486
De kock really wasted his chance

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>>77519512
Maybe even a tour of the clothes wholesalers in Cheetham Hill. Living it large.

>>77519452
This. England don't have the bowlers to make the most of Australian bouncy meme wickets.

>West Indies getting flogged by Kent

Jesus the test series isn't going to be pretty...

>>77519553
pay no mind to the fella with the machete asking you to step out of your car though.

>>77519570
For the ashes their best hope is winning the toss, batting Hales at 5, get runs on the board and then hope Moeen can mop up on day 4 when the aussies get exposed by occasionally not shit spin bowling.

>>77519588
Who do you reckon will stat pad the heaviest in the England camp?

>>77519588
If I'm honest, I'll be disappointed if we lose.

>>77519598

>Who do you reckon will stat pad the heaviest in the England camp?

Reckon Root will get a few 50s.

Alex Hales killing it again.Division 2 runs though, it has to be said.

when's the next test then

>>77519675
week thursday

Adam Lyth
Nick Browne
Gary Madsen
Sam Northeast (c)
Joe Clarke
Ben Foakes (wk)
Joffra Archer
Craig Overton
Tom Helm
Matt Parkinson
Mark Footitt

find a flaw

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Cricket is gay

>>77519696
general lack of international quality

>>77519588
Reckon we'll see about 9 days play in total for the series, provided England bat first.

>>77519696
Definite potential.
Though not in cricket.

the kent side playing west indies is mostly second string as well kek. not even the elite Matt Coles is playing

>>77519784
Reckon Blob Key could come out of retirement and get a few runs against them.

>probably won't drop Jennings
>he scores some runs against the Meme Indies
>goes to Australia and is shit

Can't stand the absurd patience of our selectors

>>77519847

I think they'll go with someone else.

The problem is THAT person will probably get runs and then get exposed in Australia.

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>>77519847
>>77519899
Dudes there's room for a lot of players to get exposed in Australia.
At least 3 of the top 5, Moeen, and whoever we pick as third seamer and belated realise is 80mph and can't move it off the straight away from England.

just come home lads, bit drunk. nice day's cric.

>>77520106
Same, I had a really shit burger at lunch though so that almost ruined the day

just pls dont get whitewashed again. pls

>>77520953
What counts a success?
4-0
4-1
3-1
3-0

Whatever happens we're going in with three literal whos in the top order.

The most experienced guy we can possibly pick outside Cook & Root is Gary fucking Ballance

can you blokes explain this "cricket" thing to me

Cricket is honestly the sport that requires the least intelligence and I include ones such as shin kicking in that statement

Cook
Stoneman*
Westley
Root
Clarke

This is the ideal top 5 for England moving forward.Maybe move Root to 3, take Westley out and move Clarke up one and add Hales at 5.

*think Stoneman would probably flop like the rest but there are so few other good options.Rory Burns is younger than Stoneman and maybe has more potential but on current form it's unfair to gloss over Stoneman.Nick Browne does a job for Essex but is he international class?Bell-Drummond another option, definitely will have a role in the limited overs team in the future but I'm not sure he'd do any better than Jennings in the current set-up.Abell literally had one half-decent season.

Think Hameed will ultimately be the man but he's out of form right now and wouldn't want to drop him in at the Ashes, he might not make too many runs and never get his confidence back.He's the man for the future but maybe not right now.

>>77522522
pls respond.

>>77522719
making an england top 5 moving forward is pointless when we can just wait for the scientific advancements necessary to clone joe root.

>>77522522
Well, if your opinion of the new guys is so low why not:
Cook
Stoneman
Bell
Root
Hales
?

>>77522738
Clarke is literally Root mk 2.

>>77522745
Don't think it's a good idea to bring Bell back.Lovely player to watch but >we shouldn't go backwards.

Cricket is shit lol

>>77522840
/cric/ btfo.How will they ever recover from this?

dota is like cricket and chess combined

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/video/2017/aug/07/sea-lice-feast-on-fresh-meat-in-australia-after-teenager-left-bloodied-video
Wtf

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2017/aug/07/tiny-meat-loving-marine-creatures-eat-teenagers-legs-at-melbourne-beach
Shan't go to the beach ever again

>reading the Guardian
Gtfo lefty

>>77524243
>LE U R LE LEFTY XD XD
>LE FUG LE GUARDIAN

Thanks for the reply fatt

>LE U R LE MATT XD XD

Tricked you into replying again m8. Looking forward to you next reply

>>77522215
its like a grasshopper m8

>LE U R LE TRICKED XD LMAO

Spotted the freshie lads

>LE U R LE FRESHIE XD XD

based /nrl/

>>77522840
pwned

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*blocks your path*

Hi how is ellyse doing?

Even T20 is a bit long and boring so I do hope they experiment with T10 soon

Just use the treadmill lah

Honestly think handstanding could be the next revolutionary method of staying fit

>Ywn see de villiers or Steyn play test cricket again

Just kill me lads

Hate rain
Hate Europe
Hate the northern hemisphere
Love deserts
Love dying of thirst
Love watering plants three times a day

>Amateur cricket clubs have complained that new Home Office immigration guidance could bar talented young overseas players from the country and permanently diminish the English game.
>The new rules, which refine the definition of amateur status, have so concerned the England and Wales Cricket Board that it has requested a meeting with the Home Office. The move comes after clubs warned that the updated guidance, which is supposed to simply be a clarification, makes it harder for promising young players to come to the UK.
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/aug/08/just-not-cricket-english-clubs-cry-foul-over-new-ruling-on-amateur-status

county cricket on suicide watch

>>77527873
just a pack of peter jackson blue 20s brother

Saxshit, you here mate?

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>>77528082
It's saxGOD

I reckon we need to think of a new way to get batsmen out to shake cricket up a bit, anyone got any ideas?

>>77528113
based statsy

>>77528120
Getting hit on the back of the head and dying

>>77527873
grab me a fosters beer in a can, please

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>you now remember this gimmick

>>77528146
ok ill have a tall one of carlton please

>>77528172
pretty sure it was GES

>>77528176
Little Creatures pale ale is what you want m8

dont talk to me with that trip on

>>77528212
I consider this a direct reply

dont talk to me

reckon I could try out for the national side?

>>77528219
*talks to you*

>Poo
>Peeland
kek

KEK

K E K

>Jadeja the number 1 bowler and all rounder

The fucking state of test cricket

I cannot support England for another moment after repeated displays of cowardice from Joe Poot and will instead be a keen follower of Vanuatu from now on and I urge my fellow countrymen to join me

I hope we can revitalise cric/bundes/

How about we reduce the maximum width of a bat to that of a single stump?

*rapes white woman*

>>77529015
No just make it so every bat has to made like 90's bats, ban matches on meme grounds and have an untimed test once a year between two current world XIs, each one picked by a different legend

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>>77527242
Console yourself.
You can still watch Root and Anderson.
Which is, of course, better.

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>>77530235
>wanting to watch poot and blanderson unironically

Hope all you lads will be tuning into the CPL tomorrow

Shan't.

Not a fan of this racism

>>77527579
>implying we need shitskins to teach us a game we invented

>at amateur level

>come on

do you think gully cricket teams in india hire brits?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hkb-vgabexA

>>77537570
Imagine how shit England would be without their foreign born players

>>77519276
What is this maymay in OP s pic called?

>>77538831
You're a couple of years late with that meme, lad.

>>77538882
Stokes lad

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>>77538855
Freedom ain't free

is there a game on, lads?

>>77539162
Only the shitty Caribbean Premier League, I think that'll be on in a bit. It might be entertaining enough for an American. The West Indians are naturally flamboyant and T20 is fun superficially.

No real cricket till next week when the final test of South Africa's tour of England is on.
After that we'll just have one sided stompings from England against the West Indies and Australia against Bangladesh.

The Ashes is on in a few months though and no matter how shit the games are that's always fucking fantastic

>>77528385
based

>>77538964
>1 (one) player
Ah yes, without Stokes to throw away WC victories, the team is surely fucked.

>>77539317
>next week when the final test of South Africa's tour of England is on.
the fuck are you talking about?

>>77539317
>No real cricket till next week when the final test of South Africa's tour of England is on.
It's already ogre though, we won 3-1.

>>77540999
>>77541119
Lost the plot lads

Shan't post any more out of shame

cric is a dead poomoonity

>>77541548
Can only be straffo

>>77541628
Who are these handsome gentlemen?

>>77541660
Finland golden horde leaders Jesse Puljujärvi and Patrik Laine

Four day test cricket.

>>77542081
Unless it's an elite draw, yes

Also grounds that don't dry out fast enough (New Zealand, West Indies) should be banned

>>77542085
I assume you mean Hamilton?

reckon test should be abolished and t20 made the new standard

>>77541548
>>77541610
That is my greatest ever pun. That is my Citizen Kane.

there's two much bilateral international cricket
50-over cricket needs to be abolished
all international bilateral series should consist of 3-5 t20s and 3-5 tests

How about we bring back 60 over ODIs?

>>77542335
just send you 20 euros

>>77542366
He's a still virgin (just like Ivana!)

love cricket
love durham county
love christchurch
love my mum
love metal music
hate auckland
hate earthquakes
hate white females

>>77542388
hope so ;)

>>77542397
so did your mum

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>when aussie replies to your post

dead thread dead sport

>>77542477
>celebrity hotspot
>in australia
>"Eve has been a celebrity haunt since it opened, a place where AFL players partied and partied and partied."

kek

KEK

>>77542507
This fact initially amused me, but I then realised the sum of all the drivel I've posted on this site probably outdoes even him

>straffo is the aussie cunt that's constantly in the /f1/ threads too

fucks sake

Fuck the janny

>>77543209
literally this Tbh

>200 posts deleted
>no monetary compensation received

Who /outlaw/ here

>cricket related posts like >>77542643 and >>77542081 deleted
>off topic shitposts like >>77542370 and >>77542377 still here

really makes you think

Reminder I am LITERALLY unbannable

Do NOT try or I will LITERALLY castrate you

>>77542288
>bilateral t20s

"no"

Just expand all the meme20 leagues and bring back the champions league but make it so it isn't so biased towards the IPL. Far more interesting than bilaterals.

Delete this

*farts*

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>tfw you realise that if 20/20 crikeet was had like a 80 game reg season then it'd be huge

>>77543230
It's funny because I actually do use that name generator

using a proxy because I want to respond

>thoughts on...

To paraphrase Jim Mattis; "it would be the worst kind of hell you can imagine"

Kim doesn't worry me at all. Once you look past the bluster in rhetoric, he is perfectly rational. That is, intent on survival.

Trump, I am genuinely concerned about. He is completely erratic and unpredictable. In addition, he knows literally nothing about international relations or war for that matter.

We can only hope that Mattis, Kelly, McMaster et al keep The Dumpster on a leash. But even then, he has repeatedly demonstrated a willingness to do whatever the fuck he wants in a fit of childish rage irrespective of the counsel he is given.

See you in 3 days.

Oh and janitor, lobotomise yourself you worthless sack of "human" garbage

>>77543247
>serving out your bans

>shitposting stops
>janny spergs out and deletes everything hours later
>shitposting resumes

What's the next step of his master plan?

tell me about the janny

>>77543222
based fucking nannies

Proposition: the janny is straffo

Argument 1: straffoposting is all that gets deleted
Argument 2: he only shows up during a period of extended straffoposting

>>77543286
kek

fucking off yourself janny you "literal" sack of shit

>make one shitpost
>get a 3 day
aussies confirmed for not being able to "handle the banter"

>>77543520
wasn't us lad the janny went through and deleted 2/3 of the thread

>>77543531
alright sorry for the accusation then, my bad
tb honestly h you should probably get your porn spammer to calm down, to his credit, he's laid off the tranny porn recently

>>77543558
>tb honestly h you should probably get your porn spammer to calm down,
do you think we're some kind of secret club?
like
> "yeah man can you stop with the porn"
>"yeah no worries"
do you think this is how it works?

>>77543659
Joshy and I have a good relationship and I reckon he'd stop if I asked

/cric/ has the best memes on /sp/

love wogs
hate anglos


>>77543728
*/bundes/

>>77544222
>german """""humour""""

jarryd's sister isnt friends with him on facebook

mo amir is quite reddit when i think about it

CURRY'D

I hate myself and want to die

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>>77546038
you've come to the right place

Lancashire.

>thread saging again
FUCKING janny