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Dodgers @ Mets: OFFICIAL GAMETHREAD

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>Sunday Night Baseball Edition
Matz (2-4, 5.50 ERA) vs Ryu (3-6, 3.83 ERA)

First Pitch: 8:08pm ET [ESPN]

DOYERS
>1. CT3 LF
>2. Seager SS
>3. Red God 3B
>4. Belli-dinger 1B
>5. Scyther 2B
>6. Best catcher on the team C
>7. Banana-Man CF
>8. TYBP RF
>9. Hadoken P

MEST
>1. Conforto CF
>2. Cabrera 3B
>3. Cespedes LF
>4. Flores 1B
>5. Grandy RF
>6. Reyes 2B
>7. d'Arnaud C
>8. Rosario SS
>9. Matz P
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1st for healthy A-Gon is almost BACK bros
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>tfw no one can stop the dodgers
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My 2nd team vs. the team i hate the most. This'll be a good one.
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Buehler just started making the transition to the bullpen in AAA.
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>>77512837
Not sure I want that.

I'd rather he focus on becoming an elite SP. That's what we want him to be long term.

The team will have a crowded bullpen in October as it is.
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>>77512788
hey I remember you philsbro. good to see you again
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>>77512907
Thanks dodgersbro.

Super excited to see another pounding by the good guys. Those citi field faggots better not try booing again :^)
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>>77512898
The bullpen thing is just for this year. It's to let him get a taste of MLB batters while keeping his innings down for the year. He's another weapon out of the pen.

I don't see what is there to dislike.
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I consider California to be everything that's wrong with modern America.
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oh boy, i can't wait for the mets to lose AGAIN!

>>77513020
you shut your whore mouth rollins! kek
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>>77513481
Understandable, given how many GB you are
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Just got myself some delicious Korean BBQ takeout, now ready to watch the game
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So sweep right?
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shit, i forgot it was an espn day. now we gotta listen to this dopey bitch and the rest of the shit booth the whole game.

>>77513668
i'm usually chomping down on my spicy ramen but i have a turkey and cheese sammich.woot.
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>>77513684
obviously
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>>77513684
Of course
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>>77513020
Rollins fuck off back to Philly you cunt
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Stream?
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Time for a matzaccre
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haha girl commentator so progressive and inclusive wow Xd
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>Home Plate Ump Tim Timmons

Can't wait for some overdramatic strike calls
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I guess I have to watch this on ESPN Deportes to avoid the wannabe commentary chick
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>all those empty seats

fucking kek nice fanbase
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>>77513766
>Not watching every network game on mute
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>>77513773
>not listening for the hilarious fan bants
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>>77513766
That's what I'm doing, I did that shit for the Wild Card game last season
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>>77513756
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>>77513773
I actually like how the ESPN Deportes commentators get hyped up on certain plays
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I should have known when I saw it was at 5 that it was on espn
god dammit
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based Seager going for Rosario's legs
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>that bald spot on turner

LOL
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Is that a bald spot on Turner?
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>rosario
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welcome to the majors, rook
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Based Turner hahahahaha

Nice tagging mest
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>>77513797
That's why he keeps his mane glorious
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>Welcome to the Big Leagues
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>>77513808
more like lolsario
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why doesn't espn show pitch count?
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>>77513792
desu I'd shave hair off anyways if I had red hair. That bald spot is JUST tier. What the fuck is he doing?
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>>77513825
You have to listen to ESPN's Female Sportscaster for that info
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Already on the board

feels good, doyerbros
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Logan Forsythe hits a 2 run single
2-0 LA
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I'm not even mad
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Ayy Logan
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Team Mexico first to score!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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>matz
>reyes
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ANOTHER W FOR THE DODGERS
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>mests
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Wow look at Forsythe actually being productive.

Can't believe he's starting over Utley against the Mest though
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look at that Barnes hustle
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>>77513845

HI mlb scoreboard.
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DODGERSWINLOL
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Austin Barnes hits a RBI double
3-0 LA
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GOOD SHIT BARNES
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>>77513797
Yeah I've noticed it slowly becoming more prominent for about a year now
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Anyone want to tell me Barnes shouldn't be the starting catcher in October?
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>>77513863
wait is this a bot or an anon fuckin around and being awesome. either way why don't we have this in every thread.
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replay ruined baseball

fuck you manfred
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Enrique Hernández singles
Run under review
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>mest
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>>77513884
we call him Kike, MLBscoreboard
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Good call.
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Call on field:
Enrique Hernández singles on a ball to center
Austin Barnes tagged out at home
no run
End of the top of the 1st
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>>77513888
top kek
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>Best SK pitcher since Park with a 3-0 lead

It's ogre
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>>77513884
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>>77513906
lmao wtf
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Fuck this gay ass team
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>>77513906
Poor mest fan fucked in the middle between a Yankee and Dodger fan
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>umpball
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>>77513929
*cucked
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>conSHITo
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HadouKKen
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Hey guys, remember David Wright?

lmao
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HadoKKen
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>>77513951
Remember when mest fans would compare him to Jeter?
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YOU RACK DISIPRINE, MEST
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>>77513871
I had really hoped that some homerun loving team would have traded a decent pitcher for grandal
cannot stand watching 30 balls get past him every game
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>>77513951
As a Doyerfan, I love the guy. Always played the game well and is a great guy.

I hate what happened to him. Damn shame.
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Did the Mets pull their pinstripes from the Yankees?
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HadoKKKen
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>>77513970
It was worth it when he was hitting .300 and 20+ HR but not now.
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>>77512759
Why would you want him back?
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>>77513985
well yes and no
they also got it from the new york giants
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>>77513985
Pinstripes from Yankees, colors from Dodgers and Giants.
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Ryu is officially back to elite status, I see.
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>>77513871
muh framing
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>>77514001
so the mests are the little annoying brother that always followed his big brothers around but never got to participate in anything?
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>>77513979
spinal stenosis. his neck is broken, basically. or something. hopefully he comes back to finish a season at some point, even if it's random shit. i don't think we'll ever see him at 3B again though, sadly. but i guess we will see.
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>Mets fan
>Dodgers put up a 3 spot in the top of the first
>Let's go Mets! I gotta believe!
>Mets come up in the bottom of the first
>3-up, 3-down, 3-strikeouts

Light this fucking team on fire. Fire Sandy Alderson. Fire Terry Collins. Trade every player of any value for prospects. Start this shit over. This team is an absolute mess.
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>>77513999
>>77514001
Interdasting....
I know they pulled the colors from the Dodgers/Giants
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>>77514030
Barnes and Grandal are equally good framers. Both top-tier, along with Posey.
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never seen Ryu bat, dude steps out of the box if he's taking before the pitch even gets there.
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Don't you faggots dare compare this Dodger team to the '98 Yankees until they steamroll through every playoff team on their way to a ring
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>>77514034

No big loss. The guy never had a big hit in his life.
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>>77514034
So sad. Like I said, he's a hell of a player and guy. hope he becomes a manager someday. He's got the temperament and leadership for it.
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warning track...
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>>77514072
>until they steamroll through every playoff team on their way to a ring

No, not until they do that and then get into the next three consecutive World Series, winning the next two World Series.
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>>77514073
never had a big hit? are you smoking crack, wright was a HR god when he started.

>>77514076
yeah i'd like to see that. or have him in some capacity either way. i think he's still team captain unless they passed the torch.
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what do y'all think of this list?
http://www.insanegambler.com/future-sports-almanac/world-series.php
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>>77514052
muh track record. Also Grandal isn't even having a bad season.
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haha woman analyst!!
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>espn focusing on stupid shit instead of the game
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This interview is fantastic! They should show it full screen more so I don't miss Cody hitting the ball off the tee.
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Does E!SPN actually think people like watching these shit interviews?
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FUCK OFF WITH THE INTERVIEW ESPN THE GAME IS ON
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>>77514107
I'm not saying the dynasty itself just the '98 team
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>>77514130
No, but Barnes is having a better one.
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Ryu on a roll

HadoKKKKen
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Maybe Judge should adopt a launch angle swing
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Fuck that has to hurt
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Fuck I hope Barnes's hand is ok.
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I'm glad the AL wild card race is exciting, since the NL playoffs are completely fixed.
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dude look at these angles lmao
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Are the Dodgers a wild card team if A-Gon wasn't hurt?
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TURNER
U
R
N
E
R
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Justin Turner hits a 2 run HR
5-0 Dodgers
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THANK YOU METS

Turner is the best
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FUCK
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THE POWER OF THE BALD SPOT
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>tfw no cute Asian fan gf
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>phone lets me know Turner hit the homerun before it appears on ESPN
Fuck, it's delayed?
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and because I'm watching the Spanish broadcast
HASTA
LA
VISTA
BABY
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>the mest let him go for nothing

Kek
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>BASED BIG RED TURNER
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Call the game already
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>>77514258
Isn't it always 10 second delay so they can cut away if a naked guy runs on the field?
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>>77514258
ya i've noticed that too. At Bat app is ahead of the streams usually. it's literally spoiler alerts.
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>>77514256
you can meet one at Dodgers Stadium
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i really hate bellinger's face
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>"""""""strike"""""""
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>internet can not feed actually light speed based ball to my face

FUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK
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>>77514279
>calling him that

what the fuck has he done to deserve that nickname?
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>not even over the plate
kek, mercy strikeout.
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Wasn't this supposed to be the year that launched a Mets dynasty? Weren't the Mets supposed to win the World Series this year?
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Robot umps when?
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>>77514301
Do you want Matz to break his arm or something?
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>>77514301
Robot umps? Robot League when.
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>>77514301
Robot gf when?
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>>77514279
Why is that one girl squinting -_-

>spellcheck INSISTS on "squirting:
NO GOD DAMMIT THAN NOT MY FETISH
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>>77514317
Squirting is the worst fetish. Squinting is a patrician's fetish.
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>>77514316
Soon anon, soon.
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>>77514317
>Why is that one girl squinting

she isn't, you racist.
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>The Mets are closer to the worst record in the league (+10 games) than they are to the last Wild Card spot (-13)
>mfw
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>>77514316
women are already butthurt all the time now, imagine the outrage that would ensue when robot women become real and affordable. fuckin kek
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>>77514327
>ask people to pee one you
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holy shit that asian's teeth was absolutely disgusting.
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>>77514356
>squirting is peeing
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>1988
I was just a future spermy in my old man's ball sack
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>>77514348
They're real and feminists are already mad about it.
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>>77514375

>really expensive
I feex
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>>77514361
who are you referring to? Ryu?
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Matz needs a therapist
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>>77514392
no the girl in the crowd that ESPN panned to
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>>77514369

>I discern on what kind of liquid is coming out of my partner's crotch

You're right; and, I'm totally ready to shit on you chest, right now
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>>77514408
Asian girls think bad teeth are cute. google Yaeba.
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>>77514327
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>>77514388
>he can't afford a sexbot

Oh I am laffin sempai
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>>77514421
>go to /s/
>request Girls Squinting

I like... I don't love it :^)
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>>77514418
yeah but her teeth were also brown in appearance. Like she rubbed feces all over her teeth.
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>>77514418
Japanese girls with fangs are the absolute best
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The Dodgers choke in the playoffs.
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>>77514402
His arm is giving out again
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>espn guys talking about the dodgers through gritted teeth
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>>77514432

she's Korean
attempt to find the term "binjo ditch"
>or binjo wookie
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>>77514435
imagine having a inferiority complex the size of jupiter, mucho triste!`
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>>77514436
Arm is fine. All in his head. Opposite of Harvey
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>>77514444
Imagine choking in the playoffs every single season.
Oh wait, I can! Just look at the Dodgers!
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>>77514444

Quadro triste!!!!!!!!

I have no idea if that means something, please don't be MAD :_:
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>>77514444
quads have spoken
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>>77514435
the mattingly dodgers
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>>77514442
>attempt to find the term "binjo ditch"
Will I regret this?
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SanFUCKcisco eternally BTFO, go drown in piss faggots.

Anybody remember when Arroyo was supposedly better than Bellinger???
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>>77514477
At least Arroyo won't completely flame out after one regular season and NLCS loss to the Cubes/Walgreens.
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>>77514477
who the fuck is arroyo lol?
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>>77514470
also, Find the connection to this image
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walker was on the payroll for $17M????

what the fuck?
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>>77514512
Qualifying offer
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>>77514512
That's the QO rate last year dumbass
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>>77514512
You don't remember signing walker for more than we refused to pay Murphy?
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>>77514512
Mest fans, everyone.
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Holy fuck Ryu is dealing, I'm glad this game is on national TV so he can get some more attention from people
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is there a funnier picture in sports??????
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>>77514520
i do, but i didn't think it was that much. shoulda payed up for murph to be honest though.

>>77514522
i don't pay attention to people's pay rates very ofen, unless it's to make fun of them.
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>>77514535
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>>77514535

No
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god help me i miss joe davis and orel...
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>>77514523
people forget how good he was. he was a rock in the playoffs while kershaw was erratic
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>>77514563
I loved listening to Orel rap yesterday
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>>77514535
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>>77514535
.
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W
T
F
UMPS
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The time for robo umps is now.
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>umpball strikes again
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Game is at the Halfway point
Dodgers lead Mets 5-0
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Looks like Turner won't have to shave
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>>77514447
>arm is fine

Yeah im sure those were just """"""bone spurs""""" too right?

Clueless
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Apologize
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>>77514535
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>>77514615
What have they won?
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>>77514615
These two are indeed geniuses who figured out that spending more than Rockies/Arizona/Padres combined will allow the Dodgers to build a strong team.
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>>77514617
Our hearts
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>>77514616
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>>77514563
SPECIAL
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>>77514535
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Only doyers autists would call umpball when they're up 5 nothing.

ESPN is cancer
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>"every year the mets get worse"
>*pans on sad fans*
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>77514535
{}{}{}
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>Senator Granderson
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>>77514535
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It's going to be delicious seeing the Dodgers fall apart in the post season. I will put that feeling watching it in a pot, along with some broth and potato and just savour it.
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>>77514535
',',',',',
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>>77514675
Uma delicia
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>>77514563
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT
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>>77514675
Good leaf.
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>>77514535
-_-_-_-_-_-
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>>77514675
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>>77514535
\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
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>>77514535
.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,
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>>77512716
>It's going to be delicious seeing the Dodgers fall apart in the post season. I will put that feeling watching it in a pot, along with some broth and potato and just savour it.
Fucking hell man do you behave like this in public?
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>all this Rosario dick sucking by espn
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Pitching Change
Erik Goeddel replaces Steven Matz
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>>77514716
>lolsario
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>>77514535
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()()()()
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It feels like they shouldn't have even traded for Darvish with Ryu and Maeda pitching so well.
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&*&*&*&*
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>has to bounce his throw to 1st
Seager would've lasered it right on the glove
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>>77514535
)()()
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>>77514737
Darvish is much better.
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>>77514535
$#$#$
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>>77514535
STEVE, GERRARD GERRARD
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>>77514737
they'll need one of the last two for long relief come october
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>>77514535
well good job dude
you derailed the thread
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>>77514535
-*-*-*-*-*
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>>77514760
Tough to be better than Ryu and Maeda have been. Each of their last several starts have been 7+ scoreless.
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rate my playoff roster autism.
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>>77514779
Pretty awful actually
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>>77514535
>>77514766

Sorry, I'll stop
But if anything, we have learned today that this board needs more Funny Sports Image threads and other type stuff, like vidoes and stuff

to drown out the perro caca threads
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>>77514535

That picture came with the guarantee of a Mets dynasty. Wha happon?
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>>77514783
what specifically?
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Hansel Robles replaces Erik Goeddel
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was that like a 2 minute half-inning?
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>>77514779


>>77514779
>Ethier
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Hansel should have been DFA'd after that last shitshow, fuck this nigger
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>>77514786

Bernie Madoff made penny pinching owner pinch even harder.
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>>77514779
>Ethier
>A-Gon
I doubt either of them will be on the playoff roster. Don't get me wrong, they've both had solid careers, but neither have any business this year being on the field in October.
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>>77514813
Top kek. First season watching baseball?

I think they'll both make the roster but neither will start.
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>>77514779
>Ethier
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>>77514813
i unironically agree with this
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>>77514813
Dre didn't play until September last season but he still hit .333 with a HR in the playoffs.
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>1 hitter
yowza
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>>77514813
If Ethier and Agon didn't make it on the playoff roster there would probably be riots desu
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>>77514813
You'd prefer Trayce Thompson? lmao

A-Gon is literally in OKC right now. Will be back within the week.
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>>77514837
but they reek of postseason failure
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>>77514655
Can you add amed to this?
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bullpen clearing 8th coming up
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>>77514847
So does Kershaw, our ace. What's your point?
>>
whar's with the awful ESPN camerawork?
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>>77514857
first espn game?
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HADOKKKKKKKKEN

>Mest women in charge of catching large balls thrown perfectly to them
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>>77514857
>ESPN

you answered your own question.
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>>77514857

>Disne!yspn.com/au

what was the question?
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>>77514857
First time watching Sunday Night Baseball? Shitty camerawork and droning announcers are the standard.
>>
>yfw the back injury was a ploy to get Kershaw weeks of extra rest for the postseason

>yfw he still wins the NL CYA
>>
>Female commentator goes out of her way to say that adding Cingrani was a brilliant move

jesus christ why do we let them anywhere near sports
>>
Mests what happend
you were all good now youre not
what happen to your meme pitchers?

Doyers gonna sweep the NL
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>>77514899
>listening to sport broadcasters

and on the e!
>>
I thought Japanese and Koreans hated each other
>>
Josh Smoker replaces Erik Goeddel
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>>77514832
>>77514837
>>77514846
You're all right. I may have jumped the gun on the "won't be on playoff roster". A-Gon is just around the corner, and Ethier has played well on very short time in the past.

With that said, I'm cautious about any positive feeling I get from the Dodgers.
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>>77514921

they do

everyone but the Americans hate the Japanese
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Who's the hot Latin slag commentating? I'm masturbating to her right now.
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>>77514921
why do you think ryu stepped it up tonight? can't let a jap outshine him.
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>>77514937
>>77514921
That's where you're wrong, kiddo.
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>>77514944
Ryu needs to go on a fucking diet, disgusting pig.
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>>77514921
Tends to be older people and politicians catering to them.
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>>77514953
He can eat a fucking Double-Double with fries and a milkshake for every meal if he keeps pitching like he has lately.
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>>77514932
alanna jizzo
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>>77514944
Ryu totally wants to put that jappy in his place
hes dominating for a reason on EPSN tonight
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>>77514857
Lol should've seen last week. Camera was all over the place. ESPN hires random drunks for camera men.
>>
Red God. Best hitter in the NL.
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>BellinGOD
>>
Cody Bellinger hits a two run HR
7-0 Dodgers
>>
more fat, more mass, more torque
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>DINGERGER
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>>77514913
>be top 3 NL team for years
>get rid of bartolo
>become injury city while he's off throwing complete games at the age of 90 and weight of 800
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>>77514849
i got you falamalam. hard to fit both in there cleanly, want any changes?
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ROY
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HURRHURR

DUURR MUURRSTSS
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More guys need to adopt that way of swinging.
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>>77514963
we dont want him turning out like colon
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>>77514857
That's just one of the staples of ESPN baseball
1. terrible camerawork
2. terrible video quality
3. mention cubs and them finally winning one
4. cut away from the game to show recorded interviews from batting practice
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>>77514033
he is a frankenstien monster stitched together from dead franchise parts
>>
CANT WAKE UP
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>>77514988
Looks good thanks senpai
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>>77514998
>terrible video quality
tell me about it, shit pisses me off to no end. Especially during college football season
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>>77514953
he's enjoying the American lifestyle
>>
femcaster is all wet for BellinGOD
>>
>"(Bellinger) has a Darryl Strawberry feel to him"

>"obviously Mets fans know all about that"

Dodgers would know something about that, too, bud.
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>>77514268
>shit beard
shit hitter
>goat beard
goat hitter
>>
joc and seager were just proto-bellingers
>>
>>77515011
>in-n-out

BASED RYU
>>
>>77515011
>In-N-Out
hell yeah Ryu
>>
La doesn't deserve this team. Theyre an apehoop and soccer city.
>>
>>77515027
damn this thread has almost as many doubles as Seager.
>>
>>77515013
that contract wrecked the franchise
>>
>>77515038
nobody deserves this godly team.
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>>77515038
>and soccer city
want to know how we know this is bait?
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>>77515038
only the teams in the top 10 here deserve a winning team.

The lelkers will be shit for years and the cloppers and chokers

Soccer is for fags
>>
>>77515038
b...but muh kings hockey
>>
C'mon Cingrani. I'm rooting for you.

It's him vs Fields for the last spot in the postseason bullpen right now, imo.
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>>77515038
>>77515038
>>77515038
>>77515038
>oldfaggots will argue
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>>77515052
tfw too busy with college to care about the kangs golden years.

Are ticket prices still jewed to the max?
>>
how much velo was ryu getting on the fastball?
>>
>>77515038
They were a Dodger town before the Lakers even came to LA.
>>
>>77515061

are they still in LA?
>>
>>77515011
Is he eating 3 double-doubles by himself?
>>
>>77515062
Touched 94 I think.
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>mets hat
>ryu jersey

what did he mean by this?
>>
>>77515066
It's four, Anon. Pitching consumes a lot of calories.
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>>77515070
Korean mets fan I'm thinking
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>>77515070

>LA
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>>77515072
this. Koreans and Japs have a lot of loyalty for their countrymen. It's admirable.
>>
>>77515065
this
doesn't matter how shit the team is
the fact that they're in LA makes the ticket prices off the charts
seriously, gonna see the dodgers at petco, dirt fucking cheap
>>
why does chase utley look like quark?
>>
>>77515069
seriously? he was stalled under 90 earlier this year
>>
>>77515086
radar guns have been fucked this whole seasons
>>
>that look of disgust on turner ward's face
>>
>>77515080
More women are fantasizing about Chase Utley RIGHT NOW than you will ever talk to in your entire life.
>>
Can I ask an unrelated baseball question?

I remember an awesome story where aliens come to earth and meet some kids before anyone else. They challenge the children to one earth game, and if the children win, they will leave, otherwise they will conquer the earth. They are smarter than any humans, stronger and faster too.

The kids challenge them to a game of baseball. The aliens can pitch so fast it will splinter the bat, and they hit the ball so hard that it would break your hand just trying to catch. The kids just let the aliens strike them out in the first, but then when the aliens come to bat they keep hitting. Since the aliens can never make an out, the game never ends. When the aliens realize this, they are forced to forfeit and the earth is saved.

Anyone remember this story?
>>
>>77515098
you alright bud?
>>
>>77515098
Sounds dumb
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sure must be nice to be so comfy. bleh.
>>
>>77515098
Won't they call the game due to mercy rule?
>>
>>77515086
he was averaging 90/91 tonight on the fastball. Only touched 93 a few times.
>>
>that pre pitch ritual
>>
>>77515038
It took the Lakers two chips before they were able to sell tickets
Dodgers were selling out day one
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>>77515098
sounds like a cartoon script, no idea though.
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>>77515113
in the LA coliseum no less. Vin's voice could be heard on every transistor radio in the city.
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ok, that "Smell What the Rock is Cookin" commercial was kinda clever, pretty clever 2bh

and tasteful, what him dripping what I assume was soy sauce on melon balls
>>
>>77515113
well then again, this was before football became so popular, so baseball WAS the shit
>>
>>77515098
that's a dumb story, surely the hyperintelligent aliens could see that some tactical strikeouts would end the game in their favor as opposed to forcing themselves into a stalemate due to their own superiority
>>
>>77515113
Shit, we kicked a bunch of Mexicans out of Chavez Ravine to bring the Dodgers here.
>>
>>77515108
sounds like he's getting back to where he was. he was a 90-92 mph guy before the injury
>>
>>77515104
>>77515105
>>77515107
>>77515114

I don't even care, I just want to remember the stupid name. It was on /sp/. It is going to be stuck in my head for days if I don't remember the title.
>>
>>77515095
>being this hurt

whoa, buddy. calm down. do you know chase in real life? does he call you at home? it was a funny observation
>>
Dalton

F
>>
I wish they'd leave Cingrani in. I want to see more of his pitches.

I understand wanting Kenley to get more work though.
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>>77515129


I'm enjoying the real life struggle..

who else can you ask? the faggot at /tv/??
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Chris Taylor hits and RBI Triple
8-0 Dodgers
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WHO CAN STOP HIM
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Based Taylor
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>CT3
>>
CT3 the absolute madman

cannot be stopped.
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you have to be kidding me. ffs.
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Correction
Chris Taylor hits and RBI double
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>>77515168


>no one
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>>77515135
F
>>
>that strike 2 on Seager.

ok Tim Timmons. Sure.
>>
Joc .230 Pederson

If he sees an AB against a LHP in October I'll be mad.
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>>77515135
>Dalton
Daulton.
F
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mfw getting swept by doyers
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Rip Daulton
F
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>>77515225
thanks for having us, mests.
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>Jansen is going to pitch in an 8-0 game
Savage
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>>77515207
i think the FO wrote him off against lefties a while back
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>>77515240
For sure. But somebody besides Kike needs to start in the OF against LHP in October.
>>
>"I think that's one of the underappreciated pickups by the Dodgers, getting the best hitter in baseball and best closer in baseball"
christ plz go
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>>77515261
Your OF options are:
>Bellinger
>Taylor
>Puig
>Trayce Thompson
>Andre Ethier
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>>77515234
Hasn't pitched since tuesday.
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>>77515275
these ESPN guys are atrocious.

I want Joe back.
>>
>>77515279
Yeah, can't let his arm stay cold for too long. Still kinda funny.
>>
>>77515279
#BlowoutProbz
>>
Timmons has the loudest Strike 1 call in baseball.
>>
>"Sportscenter is next."

>"We have live coverage of black intersectional feminism in today's patriarchal society"

>"And also coverage of NFL training camp."
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welp, gg doyers. see you next season. see the rest of you mestbros tuesday,
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Final
Dodgers Win 8-0
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>>77515345
hopefully your rotation isn't ded then so we can have more than 1 premier pitching matchup
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peace
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