OFFICIAL /turnleft/ WATKINS GLEN RACE THREAD #2

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>muh god

>not calling it /turnleftandright/

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1st Danica post

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>>77511683

>>77511665

>tfw last year of NASCAR's glory days

I want it back /sp/

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>>77511665

lol nascar is for retard sisterfuckers, racing isn't even a sport

B R E A D

R

E

A

D

Bread!

>>77507602

LOL

rolling for official winner

>Bread back to the lead
wat?

>>77511665
So much nostalgia

omg whaat
>>77511696
>motorsports arent sports

>>77511724

>sneak

>>77511724
>sneak

Truex is running fuel mileage

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>Troox saving like crazy
>forgetting that nascar will throw a caution

>>77511743
too late
he ran too hard early in the run
Clit has been saving this whole stint
Clit will win

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>>77511665

>No tapered spacers
>No franchising
>Clean air meme wasn't as prevalent
>Toyota was shit
>Busch and Truck Series still had stand-alone races
>50+ cars attempting races every week
>Full-time sponsors
>SPEED Channel existed
>NASCAR was still fast-growing and projected to do so for years to come

Where did it all go SO WRONG

debris in the T1 braking zone

both road courses fucking sucked

road america better be good

How is Kryle still in the top ten?

>>77511771
because he's elite

>>77511756
>nbc
>brian france
>toyota
>diversity

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>>77511756

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>>77511756

>>77511756
economy ded the very next year. NASCAR panicked and memed everything up.

>>77511756
Motorsport dies.

nascar better not throw a bullshit yellow here

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>Cadillac didnt win

amazing

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Give Clit's fuel pump your energy lads \o/\o/\o/

>JGRLOSESLOL

caution that benefits the 18 in 3, 2, 1

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>Blaney says he has enough fuel to make it

BLANEY P L S

>>77511858
CLIT TAKE MY FUEL\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/

>>77511858
\o/\o/\o/
\o/\o/\o/
\o/\o/\o/
\o/\o/\o/
\o/\o/\o/

no caution is coming

>>77511665
I miss Newman in the 12

who will run out of gas lads?

Kurt win today?

Blaney needs to get win 100 for the Wood Bros before Menards turns the 21 into a fluorescent abomination

>le fuel saving man

>>77511901

so much this

Kenseth is 3 guys

lel not even close

I love fuel mileage races

FUCK

GIVE KENSETH YOUR ENERGY

penulty lmao

Blaney is out

>Penlelty for Kekelowski

DELICIOUS

>>77511924
Yeah, this is good.

>penalty

truexwinslol

>>77511933
Bread ded baby Bread ded

>penalty

>gibbs
>gibbs
>gibbs
>gibbs
hmm

Fuck Truex.
Go Kenseth!

Kenseth bleeding into the fuel line, hoping the engine can do something with the adrenaline he's got coursing through his veins.

boring race

It did look like he drove through a lot, pretty fucking Kekelowiski.

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>jgr 1 2 3 4

GIBBS BTFO

Shit. Would have been sweet if Kenseth won.

GAYYYYYY

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fuck this shit

>trucks

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based results

krut ahead of kryle

>what a thrilla
Kylel and bred got BTFO so I'm good

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DESTROY

THE

EVIDENCE

RIP Kenseth

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Imagine how good MTJ would have been if he didn't stay in the dying corpse of DEI and MWR

WE DID IT BOYS?
RIGHT?

>>77512009
he won't be able to with no flue

>>77512009
>can't do burnouts with no fuel

rip

any more motorsports today?

>running out of fuel on the victory lap
patrician

>no fuel to destroy the evidence

>>77512013
>>77512013
THIS!

Truex can't blow it up. Inb4 failed inspection and encumbered win.

>>77512009
Not sure if Truex can discreetly remove all the extra fuel line that held all that fuel.

>remember that truex's girlfriend has cancer, so you have to feel good for him

there it is.

DESTROY
THE
REAR
END

TAP THE WALL

>saved enough fuel to destroy the rear end

Ban burnouts fucking when

>>77512057
>>77512054
>>77512042
>>77512036
>>77512029
>>77512059
>>77512065
>Muh conspiracy

>does burnout
>stops
>"you need to destroy the rear end"
>starts doing more burnouts

It's good to hear the fans cheer for the winner for once.

SHIFT DOWN HARD

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>Krylel not winning

>>77512076
Cheating in NASCAR isn't a conspiracy

Truex "The Rainman" Jr.

>>77512076
>actually all of YOU guys are the crazy ones

>>77512076
tits or gtfo Sherry Pollex
you know the rules

>>77511756
>>Clean air meme wasn't as prevalent
>>NASCAR was still fast-growing and projected to do so for years to come
SELECTIVE MEMORY THE POST

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/04/15/sports/othersports/15nascar.html

yeah nascar was never ever good

STILL DOING BURNOUTS

>rear tires still inflated
>won't make it through tech
> E N C U M B E R E D

Can't the drivers flip a switch and go to a reserve fuel tank?

>>77512154
>stock car
>reserve tank

would you a sherry?

Sherry has cancer and is dying

give Marty the win

>>77512154

yes, but when the reserve tank activates, they are unable to turn on the headlights.

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>tfw not a race car driver
>tfw no gf who is supportive of your race car driving

suffering

>>77512160
She is pretty but is dying of Ovarian Cancer so you wont be getting laid much

I bet she allows Marty to bring home bed warmers since her cunt is literally cancerous

> you will never win a NASCAR race and celebrate the win in victory lane with your dying girlfriend

>>77512162
she recovered

>>77512188
she's relapsed

>>77512196
yikes :(

brian france

who here /gayforjunior/?

Hello
Randomly switched TV channel and then NASCAR appears
Has the race ended?

>>77512182
She would be the perfect beard if Truex is gay.

>>77512214
/gayforblaney/ here

when will we see the first gay nascar driver

>>77512215
yes

>>77512239
Michael waltrip

>>77512239
whos your favorite driver

>>77512239

implying tim richmond wasn't flamingly homosexual

>>77512244
Double dubs confirms

>>77512239
Michael is not gay. He has a wife and daughter. Also he won two Daytona 500s. What have you done?

>>77512244
technically the first trans driver desu

>>77512151
>over revving during the burnout
>rear housing is reset
>problem solved

>>77512244
Mikey is a closet tranny.

Implying Tim Richmond didn't bang random pit lizards on the regular

>>77512264

*had a wife

a damn fine one at that

>>77512264
so does Bruce Jenner

>>77512239
Jeff Gordon

>>77512240
fuggg
I love Watkins Glen

I remember this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-thoBzdwYE
Ambrose passed Hamlin in a close turn

Also in a truck race the finish was epic
Or the Reutimann crash

Damn I miss watching NASCAR

>>77512283
Fun fact: Bruce Jenner is now the first woman to win an IMSA race.
Take that Milka Duno!

>>77512274
>>77512248
The ESPN 30 for 30 doc pretty much cofirmed Tim was Bi. Dude would fuck anything. No one in the pits gave a shit he fucked dudes on the reg either.

>>77512305

based France

>everyone around martin and COAL PERM are dying

Conspiracy?

>>77512339
It's the price of success, you make enemies.

have they interviewed ANYONE other than martin (twice) and kenseth?

>>77512336
Well now they show Monster Jam I guess it's better than nothing

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>>77512339
>pearnmobiles have radioactive parts, that gives them performance but cause everyone around them to die

>>77512305
Don't miss next week
We're going to Michigan

>>77512239
NASCAR already had a openly gay driver.
Look up stephen rhodes

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>>77512288

>>77512403
>those digits

Truly a sign from Dale himself

>>77512396
I will try to but I need a reminder as I never watch TV and rarely post on /sp/ outside major events

WHEN WILL THE CHEVROLETS BE AS FAST AS THE TOYOTAS REEEEEEE

>>77512403
MISS DALE

so danica will still somehow be at SHR next year?

>>77512438
well check the motor/sp/ort thread on Friday and note the times
This has been a pretty good year in NASCAR good time to get back into it
lots of different winners

>>77512451
pending sponsorship

>Michigan with these shitty brakes

>>77512438
ahhhhh the French champagne

/turnleft/ is here almost every Sunday. Times vary but it's usually between 1 and 3 pm EST
the motor/sp/ort general usually goes up for the weekend on friday and we hang out in there till race time

>>77512451
Have to believe there is a reason Krut was shitcanned, but nothing regarding her

>>77512463
OK thanks I never noticed the thread before
I used to follow every single motor sport but I had less time during the past few years

Actually I was about to watch a race in Indianapolis a few weeks ago but for some reason it never started, probably weather
I'll try to be here thanks

>>77512498
Cool, thanks for the details
I'm trying to look for the new rules but it completely changed

I remember the Chase when the first 12 drivers I guess could compete during the last races
See you there maybe

They better give Dale extra horsepower at Michigan. He needs to win and make the playoffs.

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/04/15/sports/othersports/15nascar.html

>France feared that Toyota would dominate Nascar,

HOLY SHIT BILL JR WAS RIGHT

>>77512603
Why did dodge leave?

>>77512501
>Have to believe there is a reason Krut was shitcanned

Probably has a lot to do with the fact that SHR cars are running Haas CnC liveries seemingly every other race.

The excessive money is drying up from sponsors, so they can no longer afford to pay the vets the millions of dollars they once could.

>>77512620
the Fiat merger
the Fiat execs can't into racing and pulled the plug

WHO HIT DANICA IT ISNT FAIR SHE WAS GOING TO WIN

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>>77512726
Kryle took Danica out driving like a dick wad

>>77512742
KLYELRLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>77512501
Monster is doing well being the title sponsor so reallocating funds previously going to him

>tfw wanted to race when i was 4
>tfw my mom said no

Life is cruel

>>77512339
Me and my girlfriend went to Auto Club earlier this year and we were able to get a signature by Truex Jr. This month my gf was diagnosed with breast cancer. So I can confirm this is true

>>77512842
Not funny

>>77512451
>>77512501
So far she's not because the condition is she still has to retain a sponsor. So unless Aspen decide to run a full season with her, she's not staying at SHR and will be out at the end of the year. She said she has plans to still race and there was some silly season hubub that she's working a deal with smaller sponsor and a drop to one of the top Xfinity teams or the SHR Xfinity 41 as Harvick's been cut back hard next year and word is he's probably going to be the next one to retire next year. Kurt was the same. SHR decided not to exercise his option as he's sponsorless and Kurt's now a free agent. Monster wanted to reallocate funds but it meant cutting the 41 from the total budget. Apparently Kurt is keeping the personal deals he has including Monster and State Heaters, just the team has been cut off. So that was why SHR let the option go.

So SHR's totally fucked for drivers at the minute. Only Clint is staying for the next few years.