OFFICIAL CHICAGO WHITE SOX @ BOSTON RED SOX GAMETHREAD

Sox suck, Sox are the best.

The lineup actually looks like a real lineup now. Maybe Rick wants to win one.

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>lelfrey
pls be 2019 already

>>77506242
>not 3019

>>77506223
>The lineup actually looks like a real lineup now.

Oh? Are Melky and Eaton and Laury and Sale back?

>>77506264
>Laury

>>77506264
Who the hell is Laury? And why would Sale be in the lineup?
I just mean our two worst hitters aren't batting first and second.

>>77506283
>>77506286
Lawrie.

>>77506311
>lawrie
>good

>>77506320
No, you're right. Let's stick with winners like Sánchez and Saladino and Moncada.

>>77506264
What the hell did that team ever win?

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>>77506340
>sox
>winning

>>77506340
>defending lawrie and thinking he was good
>b-but these players

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Go sox pls win for my bday ;_;

big mike pls

>>77506340
I would take Yolmer and Moncada over Lawrie any day of the week. Saladino is indeed shit.
Also
>giving up on Moncada already
Eat a dick

>>77506380
People in the stands have better batting averages.

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>>77506413
Are we really going to do this argument again

>>77506340
Brett Lawrie 2016: 1.3 WAR in 94 games before he was DFA
Cost: $4,125,000
Yolmer Sanchez 2017: 1.3 WAR in 93 games
Cost: $546,000

So eat a dick. Even a contending team should start Sanchez over Lawrie.

hi im here are we winning

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>>77506361
>sox
>winning

>>77506483
Stats on Yolmer in 2016 pls.

>>77506506
Sanchez wasn't even a full time player then, what difference is that going to make? Stop moving the goal posts.

>>77506506
After you post Lawrie in 2017.

Let the slaughter commence.

how does Nunes do it

what is his secret

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WOW,

sweep
world series
greatest team of all time

what did he do

ping

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feels good to hit dingers

I just got tomato sauce all over my white shorts

>>77506691
pics

sasuga defense

Based Nicky

nicky d doin things

>>77506698
nah too embarrassed haha

>RISP
>0 outs
Here we go again.

Gotta say whosbros, this Delmonico kid has been impressive, torching >us the entire series. Hope he pans out for you guys

wew

>>77506777
I hope so too. The next homestand will be his actual test.

well this game went to shit

>>77506806
I've heard a lot about the Who's great system but nothing about him, was he supposed to even be good?

>and he walked that guy

dave, it was 2 and 2

>>77506861
He wasn't one of the pieces we picked up in the rebuild, he's just been stuck in the minors for like 5 years with different teams. Got caught with amphetamines and suspended, then intended to quit baseball, then joined our organization and worked his way up.

>>77506861
Not really, he was a guy that was in the farm for years before willy garcia's face exploded

>>77506861
Before this past December, there was no farm system. And to be honest, I'm just as surprised as you are. Only reason he's playing right now because the starting Sox RF is on the DL (soon to return), and his replacement got his jaw smacked by Moncada's knee.

>>77506835
DFA this whole team

>>77507043
only oldf*gs remember

>>77507043
>White Sox get this brainlet
>Red Sox get the Cy Young winner

lmfao

the shift isn't working today

Hitcada

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t. Woman who has never even been close to getting sexually assaulted in her life

>STOP! sexual violence foundation in the booth
>doug fister

>>77506939
Do you think he'll still get AB's once Avishit (whom I assume is >your starting RF) returns to the lineup?

>jake utler is a dolphin now
lol wat

>>77507192
Ideally he plays left, Leury stays in center, and Engel either sits on the bench or gets demoted

>>77507197
>handegg
>concussionball
>lardcollide
>BLMball

>>77507197
watch him kick ass there

>>77507197
At least I won't need to hear his passive-agressive comments to both the fans and the Bears organization come week one.

>>77507192
I also think he'll still be there. Engel has been in a funk and will probably be a bench player.

Who's pitching for the Knights today? The game is on CSN at 4

latodunnison's stupid wrist is still sore

why

>>77507335
I think the Sox are playing it safe. He was ready to go, but the Sox have an off-day tomorrow.

>>77507322
Lopez, possibly his last start in Charlotte as Hahn strongly hinted they might call him up this week

idiot chris young

>>77507381
what a dumb peanut

>>77507392
yeah exaxcly low IQ race

i don't care about matt damos

>the city of this ump

ump hates peanuts that pitche was a foot off th eplate

rookie mistake brock holt don't stand next to him you look bad in comparison

Sucks that the $1 hotdog is without anything else.

wow privileged white male can take a year off, casually go in the broadcast booth must be nice no responsibilities

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>>77507608

>>77507650
he shouldn't be allowed to do that they shoewled send him to the mines

>>77507650
he's taking a year off to be a good family man

>>77507678
That looks good desu. Maybe because I haven't eaten a real meal in two days

>>77507729
racially charged term

>>77507769
which word is racially charged

>>77507678
I like ketchup, but only a small amount. With that much all you'd taste is the ketchup

>>77507818
the idea of a 'good family man' is a racially charged stereotype

>all these hits

>>77507843
i don't understand

>two hitcada

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>>77507763

i unironically like ketchup on hotdogs, brats, polish IF dejon mustard isnt available. I FUCKING HATE THAT NASTY YELLOW FRENCHES SHIT. it ruins everything it touches.

t. near chicago but dont live there

>>77507828
yep, i dont go overboard, especially on good tasting dogs like vienna. if i was eating a shitty hotdog id kill the taste with ketchup but usually i rather just not eat than eat a shitty hotdog.

>>77508002

dijon*

>>77508002
I used to eat ketchup a lot but after reading about Chicago's history I changed some of my eating habits. The hot dog was the first

dangit

did you drink enough water today

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does the ump want a tip

>>77508070
Honestly, eat what you want. Those cheap-ass Bar hot dogs that are 80 cents a pack, drown them in ketchup.

at least the game is still close so far?

>>77508110
No.

I feel like I've seen about 10 hours combined of that chinaman spinning around on that ring via Chase commercials in the past week...

>>77508136
I do, but it's the small things that make Chicago great. Like the festivals, I'm not talking about Lollapalooza. I'm talking about the fiesta del sol, or the Puerto Rican festival.

I feel like Leury could have thrown him out at second if he didn't field it so nonchalantly.

Holt is the worst player on this roster. prove me wrong

D.J. Peterson acquired, going to Charlotte

LEFTY KILLED

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DOOOOOOOD

THE LEFTY KILLER IS LOSE

>IBB to bring up the guy who has crushed everything today
I take it back, Rick isn't trying to win.

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WOW,

>lelfrey

>>77508203
Of course. All the local stuff is miles better than the large scale shit like Taste of Chicago or Lollapalooza. I don't go anywhere much now, but I do remember the overall positive atmosphere.

thanks for the birthday gift you fucking fucker pelfrey

fuck you

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>>77508419
>minaya warming up
Happy Birthday indeed.

>>77508408
Same here, usually I'll go all four days of the FDS but this year and the year before that I had to work. Is part and parcel of growing up. I was a warehouse worker last year, this year I became a line manager and next year I'll become a warehouse assistant manager.

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>>77508437
Should have known better than to expect any happiness from the sox even on what is supposed to be a happy day

>>77508387
Ummm he throws right

>>77508494
Eventually, you'll break free from this hell. Congrats.

>>77508263
>plays good defense everywhere
>can steal bases and pinch run

he has so much value wtf delete this

>>77507608
You can at least take it to a place with condiments, right?

>>77508556
I only work 4 days a week. I get high and drunk on my days off and feel refreshed after.

nice base running

i'm sleepy

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>holmberg replacing pelfrey

even 1 win was too hard

sigh...

stop trying to start fighte

what should I get at taco bell? My normal order is 2 chicken soft tacos and crunchwrap supreme but I'm thinking about trying quesarito

>>77508614

that's the way to do it. 4, 10 hour days. less time driving and getting ready, more time drunk. sometimes i just stay up friday-sunday to maximize drunkeness, baseball, and vidya then recoup monday.

>yanked after one pitch
see ya later loser

>bring in your specialist just to hit one guy and then take him out
4d chess

WHAT THE FUCK

THAT WAS INTENTIONAL

THESE TEAMS FUCKING HATE EACHOTHER

GET THE COMMISSIONER INVOLVED

>>77508999
nah holmberg just sucks that much

>>77508983
I try to work 12 hour days. It feels so good seeing my check and knowing I put my sweat and patience into it.

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STOP TRYING TO HIT EVERYBODY

>>77508999

our beta team barely retal'd when lackey drilled 4 of our guys, fucking 3 of them in a row.

i'm going to marry a rich man and then i won't need to work

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>Naming your team after the color of your socks

>>77509224
And here I thought all the Portuguese melted after that major heatwave.

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>>77509224
>naming your country after low income birds

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>>77509224

I JUST CANT TAKE THAT FLAG SERIOUSLY

>>77509224

pay the debt

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>tfw spending birthday sunday making errands, sitting in the car listening to radio to ed and dj calling the sox lose
Happiness does not exist for our kind.

HIS NAME IS KIIIIIIIIID

>>77509328
i dont celebrate birthdays, they are really narcissistic

I miss kid rock...

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>>77509268
>>77509316
>>77509319
>>77509323
Oh look, it's two countries that will NEVER win a Euro

>Reed throws the same exact slider 4 times to Moncada
>3 swinging strikes

ahahhaa holy shit what a brainlet

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>>77509345
At this point it just serves as a reminder that yet another year of painful white sox baseball has come and gone. So many years now...

>>77509389

pay the debts

>>77509389
the fuck is a euro

>>77509389

I literally don't even know what that is ! hahahahaha

>>77509403
First one was a fastball

>>77509413
at least you have... the blackhawks

>>77509389
Oh look, it's a country who is smaller than my fucking state who thinks they're important.

>>77509423
>>77509429

it's a currency that Portugal doesn't havy any of

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>>77509469

will the red sox ever lose again

>>77509484
yeah tomorrow

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>>77509469
Finland bringing da bantz

>>77509484
>white sox to go 3-27 after this
will they lose 100?

>>77509469

based finland

>>77509542
110 maybe. History here we come.

>>77509542
>astros, royals and dodgers coming up
well, shit

pretty gay since there's no way to even play spoiler if they cans somehow against the astros and dodgers since they already won their divisions. maybe we can btfo the royos though

>>77509517
they don't play tomorrow dummy

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT UMP

IT WASNT EVEN CLOSE

loooool nice call

>>77509638
injury to christopher sale season will end after he has a BBQ

>>77509634
Sox can only play spoilers to the Royals and the Tribe when they come to Chicago in early September (holy fuck, it's this tome of they year already). The Sox also finish the season in Cleveland.

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>>77509467
Incidentally also home to the world's #1 paid athlete ;^)

>>77509792
I don't remember pulsic transferring to Portuglel

>>77509792
If you want to idol a narcissistic pedophile who not only doesn't know you exist nor cares about you, that's your decision.

sigh...

>red sox commentators saying that they've found their home run stroke

do they always say that about batting practice? seems kind of odd

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>>77509842
Know him personally, sweetie. Used to play with my older brother, at the youth academy. But you don't have to believe me, just keep fantasising about being friends with those literal whos you call baseball "athletes"

Oh boy, it's gonna be a Bummer.

>>77510036
pelfrey already made it a bummer

fitting

>pootugal

>>77510028

why are you posting in baseball threads? I never even click on soccer threads.

>>77510231
To point out obvious european superiority and laugh at retarded amerilard team names. Also, what's soccer?

and dis predictable sweep is ovah

>>77510283
>obvious european superiority
Is that why you post on an american site to do it

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welp losah

happy fucking birthday to me...

gg bosox

cya next forever

>>77510410

gg have fun i'll visit one of your threads next time i get spolier.bmp.reallydrunk.lol.spoiled.jpeg.abodephotoshoop.png.spoiler.bmp.bmp.png

gg who's it was fun

thanks for enlightening me about delmonico

>>77507843
why cant women be good family

>>77508888
i fell asleep shortly after this post and missed some game

gg