Arsenal vs Chelsea penalty kicks thread

WATERLOO

walcott with a white person haircut, disgusting

KEK WHAT THE FUCK

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For the Ecclesiarchy.

ABBA sucks

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BASED CHAVSCUM KEEPER

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hi
bi
keeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

hi

GIRAFFE CUNT

WAT

>the absolute state of the french

>Courlol

>conteo

WEW

>COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS

WHY ARE ARSENAL TAKING ANOTHER?
HOW IS THIS FAIR?

Goalkeeper shooting as third
What was they thinking

What the fuck?

Fucking why?

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>Morata

Jesus memes everywhere

>MORATA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

80 MILLION POUNDS FOR A SPANISH MONG WHO CAN'T TAKE A PENALTY

ARSENAL ARSENAL ARSENAL

THAT HAIR IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR WALLCOTT

Haha chelsea cunts

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what the fuck was that

>>77503380
DANCING QUEEN

>hits the post
>"goes way wide"

maca is a joke

FUCK YOU BIG DONKEY CUNT

>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF CHELSEA

>lelsea

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CHELSHIT

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>gonde penalty tactics

>£70m

HAAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAA

How much did that penalty miss cost?

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>the absolute STATE of Chelsea

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>ABBA system
what

>>77503314
Fuck your anime
Just stick in the other thread

THANK YOU BASED ABBA

What did they mean by it?

>>77503381
they were high

>Chelski
haha

>That slow motion Conte reaction

Fucking kek

WHAT LOL U FUCKING DICKS HAHAHAHA

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CHOKESEA

>going mou season 3 in your second season

>>77503432
Who NES /cheatcode/

>GK taking pks

lel

It's over.

The new format killed all excitement and drama.

>COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

>Chokeshit

EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED

>Putting your keeper as the second taker

Has Conte lost it?

Dye your hair blonde or something lad. Don't leave it red. Is Morata depressed?

Courtois dove the wrong direction every single time

KNOWING ME, KNOWING YOU

AH HAAAAAAAAA

WENGER IN

BAAHAHHAHAHA

CHELSHITCHELSHITCHELSHITCHELSHITCHELSHITCHELSHITCHELSHITCHELSHITCHELSHITCHELSHITCHELSHITCHELSHITCHELSHITCHELSHITCHELSHITCHELSHITCHELSHITCHELSHITCHELSHITCHELSHITCHELSHIT

This is such a fucking cluster fuck

>>77503491
Who is a good penalty taker for Chelsea? There isn't any

>tebow loses the whole match all by himself
hahahahaha

>chelsea fans literally think he's the best keeper in the league

>>77503463
>literally said he wants to avoid a Mou season
>Already collapsing at glorified friendly

>>77503469
asensio hnnnnnnng

Morata flops and i still think it was the most boring PK i ever witnessed because of this ABBA shit. fuck this ABBA shit. all thrill is gone

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FUCK CHELSEA AND THEIR ARMY OF PLASTIC FOREIGN BANDWAGONERS

GET FUCKED

>>77503522
Cahill apparently

>>77503522
costa

WE JUST HAVE TO FACE IT THIS TIME WE'RE THROUGH

Remember that Mou season started after losing Wenger in the community shield.

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>Courtois
>Morata

I liked that new format, really fucks with you when you do something like put your goal tendie taking the second

Why the fuck is this retarded system being used? Just because the statistics told that the first team that takes it wins 51.001 percent of the time? Retarded desu

Poor showing from both clubs. What a joke.

chelsea:
>know they're playing a charity match
>have their keeper take the piss
arsenal:
>no fun allowed

>>77503522
Know he's injured but divezard is great at penalties

>>77503557
wew.

wenger in

>>77503589
Even he's missed a lot recently and he's supposed to be the best on the team

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>>77503583
this

>>77503577
>wins 51.001
It's over 60% IIRC

>>77503580

>Being this upset that Arsenal have already won more games than Spurs will at Wembley

>>77503543
The real thrill is having a dictator in charge.

Arsenal have already achieved 33% of what Man Utd did last season

>>77503583
Chelsea played their first team
Arsenal played the B team

>>77503337
What is this and the ABBA meme?

>3 defeat in 4 games against wenger
Conte is the only manager bad enough to have Wenger has manager he fears.

>>77503580

chelshit were almost full strength. arsenal had koscielny, ramsey, ozil and sanchez out.

>>77503583
>chelsea:
>know they're playing a charity match
>tackles from behind with studs right on the ankle

Wow, clearly the new penalty system is heavily biased towards the 2nd penalty taking team.

>>77503641
literally obsessed

>>77503557
Imagine thinking there's a single team on the top 2 divisions of English football that isn't bandwagoned by foreigners

>>77503666
who is best, mou, conte, hiddink, benitez or some other manager chelsea has had?

>>77503522
Hazard, Willian, Fibreglass, Costa...

OH WAIT

>The proposed change to mirror the switch of serve between opponents in tennis’s tiebreak system follows research that shows the side who take the first kick in a shootout win 60 per cent of the time.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/03/03/penalty-shoot-outs-could-soon-resemble-tennis-tie-breaks/

I don't expect uneducated NEETs to understand statistics though.

>>77503696
Ancelotti

>>77503641
They will surpass manure if they manage to win EL and FA cup

FA > EFL

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>McDonald's mum of the year

>>77503628
that's just coincidence though.
you flip a coin 100 times there is a chance it could come out 70-30.
don't mean shit

>mcdonalds mum of the year

>>77503522
luiz

>>77503746

>Cech trying to be a gentleman and shake her hand
>She's too busy posing for the camera and leaves him hanging

Fucking women.

>>77503695
Yes Huddersfield and Burton have huge African followings I hear

>>77503740
Jump off a building. 1 in 1000 people survive. Doesn't mean shit. You can do it.

>>77503740
lel

>>77503774
literally what?

>>77503583
nice damage control you fucking plastic

>arsenal play their B team
>tryharding

???

daily reminder you will never win a final with conte as your manager.

>>77503773
>mcdonalds par of the year

>>77503740
>the state of our education

what's the statistic for amount of wins and who kicks off in the first half?
let's complicate how we decide kickoffs too.
fucking seething

>>77503807
how fucking dense are you?

>>77503807
>Imagine thinking there's a single team on the top 2 divisions of English football that isn't bandwagoned by foreigners
Sarcasm, mate.

>>77503844
bet its 50-50

Apparently NASA is still on the look out for Courtois's ball

>>77503851
fuck you im hungover.

haha so funny.

>>77503817
>tf
>tt

>>77503774
Huddersfield probably have some Australians following them desu. Any team with a NT player is going to have some people from that country bandwagonning the team just to follow that player.

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>>77503885
-10/10

I do not rate Conte and I am expecting a season of disappointment that will be blamed on everyone but the manager.

>>77503833
it's correct though.

Now that Chelsea has been exposed, who can stop Spurs from walking the league?

>>77503936
wembley.

>>77503919
they have some Bermudan followers atm cause of Nhki

>>77503925
name 5 managers you'd rather have than conte

>>77503936
Genk

>>77503953
I've always wondered if people from smaller countries follow random tiny teams, just because their NT players are on their books. Like, is there a dedicated Haitian following of FC Rapperswil-Jona, just because Kim Jaggy plays for them?

>>77504007
>Rapperswil-Jona
mfw I am from there and have never heard of Kim Jaggy

>>77503982
mou
poop
ancelotti
simeone
Sampaoli

>>77504029
Is the brewery still going? I used to know the New Zealander that ran it.

>>77503982
Allegri Ancelotti Simeone
Unironically Brenny, I do think he's a good manager
Emery (assuming his fuck up last year was simply a bad year)

>>77504037
>mou
>poop
fucking no
>ancelotti
>simeone
maybe
>sampaoli
no

>>77503885
Even i'm not old enough for that dad joke

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>>77504082
>Brenny

>>77504119
Yes. I have been saying it for years, he's massivelly underrated as manager imho.

>>77504061
Yeah Hart is still there mate. So funny.

Chelsea lost to Arsenal's B team

>>77504162
hes an absolute moron

think i am being trolled here

>>77504119
hello

>>77503439
>complaining about anime images on 4chan

>>77504193
What would have been different?
Mustafi for Holding
Ramsey for Elneny
Sanchez for Iwobi
Özil for Welbz

>>77504234
<3

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>>77504303

>>77504292
Yes... then it would of been Arsenal's A team?

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>>77504162
do you also think 343 is a meme and itll get exposed this season? i have a dumb friend who thinks its the best thing in the world ever

Morata
>Not fit enough to start the game despite having a full pre-season
>Directly responsible for the goal Chelsea conceded
>Anonymous except for one touch where he lost possession and was lucky the ref called for a foul
>Missed the crucial penalty (wasn't even close)
>Manager has basically said he wasn't their first choice
>Looks utterly miserable, probably thought he was going to United to play under Mourinho

£60,000,000 (SIXTY MILLION POUNDS)

Could this be even more hilarious than >Torres?

Will Chelsea get top 4?

Looks like Conte's hair is thinning again. This is the power of second-season-Mou.

>>77504394
do you unironically think someone would rather play at united than chelsea in 2017? you came fucking 5th and they won the league at a canter. you have a hasbeen coach with mental issues and they have the hottest managerial property in football

>>77504394

wtf i hate conte now

>>77504427
United are the biggest club in the world, the prestige alone is worth it.

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>>77504406
contes hair is a wig senpai, you cant grow this much hair back with a transplant

>>77504427
Not sure if serious.

United are the biggest club in the world and Mourinho is arguably the most desirable coach to play under. They are also loaded and will pay at least as much as Chelshit will, but likely more. They will also enable any player to far greater media exposure, marketing and therefore improve their brand significantly.

>do you unironically think someone would rather play at united than chelsea in 2017?
Matic, Lukaku

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>>77504427

>>77504456\
Mourinho on Conte talking about avoiding a 'Mourinho season'
"I could answer in many different ways but I'm not going to lose my hair to speak about Antonio Conte."

Conte BTFO

>>77504427
SEETHING Chelshite fans everywhere today lads, fucking glorious. Enjoy playing more that one game a week with your paper thin squad

>>77504427
I don't think Morata will give a shit either way.
even if he is shit he'll still get a nice fat pay cheque

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>Not subbed in BIG WILLY "Penulties Specialist" CABALLERO

>2nd and 3rd pen. kicker are Courtois and Moorata

Deserved.

>>77503727
>he won a premier league when the league was weak as shit

>>77504456
Skinhead Conte > Wig Conte

>>77504394
>Could this be even more hilarious than >Torres?

well I hope it is and we end up winning another CL. you fuckwit

>>77506204
>Skinhead
You mean bald?

>>77504495
>matic, lukaku
>le told he was replaced man and a nigger
makes me think

Has morata scored yet?

>>77504569
even without hair conte looks like a chad, mourinho is a literal moornig