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Understatement.

>>77502948
That's a big one

>80 million euros for the Spanish Shane Long

>Red hair
KEK
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MISSRATA

>>77502948

>1 game into the season
>Already EXPOSED

now that the dust has settled, can we agree he is the worst flop in PL history?

>£70m

fucking garbage

>>77502948
>red hair
lol, he really doesn't want to be at Chelsea. Less than 10 goals in the league this season

>£75million GBP for the Spanish Emile Heskey

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>>77502948
>ManUre almost got this

>>77502948
EXPOSED

>>77502948
>8000000000000000000000 lire for a red haired Emile Heskey

>>77503581
top zozzle

>>77502948
The number 9 shirt needs to be banned at Chelsea, I swear to fuck.

Udder embarrassment to the sport.

>75million GBP for the handsome Troy Deeney

>>77502948

United dodged a bullet

>>77502948
>Ed Woodward bait Chelsea into buying Morata buy putting in fake bids
Is he, dare i say it, a genius

>commentators were hyping up his goal scoring record
>It's literally garbage

KEK

>>77502948

>Tfw I wanted Morata instead of Lukaku

I'm a literal retard.

now is the time to beg costa to stay

Should they sell him now before it gets any worse?

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>>77502948
>dye hair red for united
>don't dye hair blue for chelsea

>>77503703
>staying after being exiled and treated like shit
nigga is leaving

>>77503663
woodie is playing 4D chess in the transfer market

>>77503663

Who is he trying to bait into signing Perishit?

35,385,671,776.77 Zimbawe dollars for the spanish Loïc Remy

>>77503690
a proven goalscorer in your own league is obviously always the right choice.

>>77503690
most of the mongs at redcafe were the same. Im convinced half of them dont watch footy since they wanted Renato Sanches still

>>77503761
>>77503768

I don't watch much of other teams and Lukaku has always looked shit against us.

gonde :DDDDD

Conte and losing cups, name a more iconic duo.

>>77503730
it's an overreaction.. playing into the theme of this thread

Why those clowns didn't just convince Aubameyang to join them? The guy is head and shoulders above both Borata and Lookaka.

>>77503891
>The guy is head and shoulders above both Borata and Lookaka
Is this what Durtmound fans actually believe?

Mariano was the good one all along and fucking lyon got him for just 8M€

>>77503938
um, no sweetie. he scored (a penalty)

>>77504034

>Scoring a penalty in a friendly makes you a good signing

>>77502948
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Literally only hyped because his father is a journalist.

>65m
lmao what kind of retard spends so much on morata?

>>77504076
makes you a better signing than morata tho

>>77503581
Heskey actually scored though faggot

>>77503891
Not a target man they need for their style

>>77504122
the same team who spent 50m on Torres

>70 millions red haired Soldado without the penalty skill

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>The absolute state of Chelshit

>>77504320
tbf no one needs a squad that big
arse need to shove some of that youth out on loan

>>77504320
Holy fuck how are Arsenal not having a car boot sale with all those players

>>77504354
They are desperately trying but none of them want to take a pay cut

>>77502948
Started and played the full 90 with 11 players and couldnt get a goal? Haha get fucked chelshit!!!

Morata is still better than Lacazette at least, now that's an awful signing.

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>>77504320

>>77503755
>we want Keane
>sign Lindelof
>we want Morata
>sign Luke Aku
>we want Dier
>sign Matic
>...
>we want Perisic
>sign Bale

>>77502948
chealsea and spanish flops

iconic duo

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>Another Spanish fraud can't hack in real league

>>77504282
at least torres was great at some point in his career

morata has been benched in every team he's been

>>77504009
Mariano is shit you Dominican monkey. He is as old as Morata and couldn't crack it out of Castilla until he was 22

>>77504501
>couldn't crack it out of Castilla until he was 22
neither would have morata without his father

>>77504395
What game did you watch?

>>77504320
Why doesnt cech take number 1? makes me sick

>>77504523
Morata carried Pooventus to a CL final while Mariano was warming the bench at Castilla. I knew Dominicans were dumb but not to this degree of retardation

>>77504620
He's a late bloomer. But I guarantee you, and you can screencap it, that Morata will flop and he'll begin a huge downfall while Mariano will do great at Lyon and Madrid will either rebuy him to be their number 9 or sell him for big bucks to a bigger club

>>77504620
>Morata carried
disagree

>>77504678
>late bloomer
Nice way to say garbage. Only Dominicans have hopes about that moving piece of trash.

>>77504620
He scored a few lucky goals but the league exposed him as a Tevezbabby

>>77504620
>Morata carried Pooventus to a CL final
That was Pogba. Morata had one meme run vs Bayern while Pogba ran the match

>>77504404

>Chelsea's longest serving player is Matej Delac
>10 (ten) loan spells and zero (0) apps for Chelsea

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>>77504804
>mfw I remember when Chelsea signed Delac
>He's now their >longest serving player

>>77504776
Morata scored all the important goals including the equilizer in the final

>>77504726
dude stop. im white, but i can see how mariano is way better

>>77504952
A tap-in from a keeper's fumble.

>>77505022
Anyways thanks for giving >us Mariano, lads

>>77504776
>>77504620
>Morata carried Pooventus to a CL
>That was Pogba
It was Tevez
Pogba wasn't even playing and every Morata goal was a tap in

>>77505022
>im white
Dominican white is mulatto elsewhere Jeferson.Mariano is worse than Mayoral

>>77504620
tevez you madridiot

>>77505079
>>77505095
>>77505127
>>77505155
>>77505184
autism

but good autism.

He's so shit

Worse than Torres.

>>77504320

>debuchy
>joel campbell

fuck, forgot about them

>>77502948
C'mon let the guy settle for a little bit more. He was struggling with Arsenal's defenders, yes but it's arsenal...
He will devastate the likes of Huddersfield and Newcastle etc

>>77502948

90 millions

god bless Fassone&Mirabelli

>>77503938
>party rockers in the house

>100 million dollars for the Spanish Salomon Rondon

>>77503891
>pace nigger #102391
no thanks

>>77504320
>being able to sell your players for high prices
>'le absolute stade of gelshite XDD!!!'