The absolute STATE of American customers >Nearly 100 dollary doos

>>77502338
Where's the best place to pirate that shit

>there will be "people" who will pay for this
Americans are truly cucked.

>>77502338
We had this thread yesterday, and euros got BTFO in it.

>$100
>a lot of money

>implying any anon is gonna pay for it

only normies pay for fights

I really hope this underperforms at the box office

>>77502338
Anyone who buys this is a moron, so they're just trying to gouge them. It could be $5, and I still wouldn't pay for it.

>>77502338
What a scam
>even darts are more interesting

>>77502338
I make three times that in a single day.

You should look at the ticket prices

>>77502338
The live tickets are selling like shit, not even burgers are that stupid.

>paying 100 dollars to see a black man destroying a white boi

I dunno, this sounds really american to me.

not so bad when you split it with 8-10 buddies, you goof. no one watches ppvs alone.

>>77502349
And you couldn't pay for it even if you saved your income for an entire year

I hope hookers steal Conor's paycheque while he's doing blow concussed like what happened with Chavez Jr

>>77502474
It's actually common for people here to host PPV parties and charge at the door for entry. You can turn a hundred dollar investment into thousands of dollars in profit

>Americans have more disposable income than the rest of the world
Not a surprise. People usually watch these at gatherings, too, so in real terms it's much cheaper than $99.

>>77502528
>charging your friends to see a boxe fight at your house

>mfw Americlaps need to pay $45,000 in health insurance just to watch this PPV

>mfw this does not include a $20,000 down payment to their lawyer to draw up a legal statement for when McGregor says something offensive and Americans asses fall out

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>>77502438

>>77502528

>charging your m8s to enter your house

How very American.

>>77502478
Wow, do you get only 100 dollars from food coupons every year? How come are you bunch obese fucks then?

>>77502528
good job customers, you never cease to amaze

>>77502338
>big "football" game on
>go to the local "pub"
>watch it with my "mates"
>order a "pint"
>end up cowering under the table due to "peaceful Asian" knife attack
>get lectured about "racism" for not letting him stab me

>>77502554
>yuros get the fight paid for by the government but have an 18-month waitlist to see it.

Imagine actually paying to watch this

>>77502528
not profitable unless your house is already scooter accessible

>>77502561
watch the prices plummet towards the end so they can sell them out completely, they're just doing this early to gouge the billionaires.

Not worth watching even for free.

>>77502613

I dont follow. What is this poking fun at?
Its broadcast live

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>>77502338
>That'll be $99.99 plus tip

>>77502554
Your government is paying for TV fights while putting overweight people on a waitlist for routine surgery

>RELAX guys, this $60 PPV is a one time thing
-Dana White on Weidman/Silva

>been $60 ever since

>>77502641
nhs waitlist for getting any treatment that isn't some random meds over the counter

Sky sports box office are doing it for £19.95 or £21 can't quite remember.

>if it costs a lot it must be worth buying
That's the reasoning. If it was $20 it would look like a cheap sideshow (which it is).

>>77502641
>ahmed

>>77502338
The UK should have charged $100 to let me watch them kill Charlie Gard

>>77502612
>big Boxe fight happening
>have to pay 200 dollars to get the PPV
>to make money out of it you charge 20 dollars from your closest friends
>negro wins [America fuck yeah intensifies]
>get a heart attack cause you ate to much cheetos and you already have Diabetes
>can't afford the health insurance
>die
>gets shot

Such is life in America.

Can you imagine the ridiculous super half-time style build-up to this?

Five rappers on jetpacks with flames coming out flying around the arena upside down singing the national anthem

>>77502338
>a whole $100
wew, what will I ever do?

>>77502433
That's irrelevant. I could go out and buy a few crack rocks and I wouldn't notice the $100 withdrawal I made to buy them. Doesn't mean I should pick up smoking crack because I can.

>>77502703
>you now remember Terry Schaivo

lol this fight isn't even good

you can go to a lot of sporting events for $100

>>77502338
I'm not here to defend the cost of PPV events, but anytime I've been invited to one, it was either the person who organized it is having a huge party, so they see it as being a good host (ppv, alcohol, food, etc) or a bunch of people want to watch the fight and decide to chip in to offset the price tag. And there is always the alternative of option of going to the bar and watching for free. I don't think I've ever heard of anyone spending $100 to sit at home alone by themselves and watch a PPV.

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>>77502714
>Ryan Lochte's toilet weighing in on things

>>77502714
In Brazil you can just skip right to the end

>$60 in my country
they have notoriously shitty ppv streams too, for popular fights
they have been running ads 24/7 across all their channels, so i assume some people will actually buy it

>>77502740
she still has a more active lifestyle than i do

>>77502714
>big Boxe fight happening
jej

>>77502338
Only retards would pay to watch that, just like pacqiao and mayweather.

Are third worlders really this poor?

>>77502755
lol i just read that baltimore "please don't shoot anyone this weekend" campaign failed as 2 fatal shootings happened last night

>>77502827
that was retarded too but at least pacman is a real boxer

They should charge $100 to watch Mayweather try to read a book.

>>77502544
>>77502579
>>77502592

>being the jew friend who won't pay his share of the ppv

Bet you guys don't buy rounds for the boys when you go out too.

>>77502883
>"please don't shoot anyone this weekend"
They were talking to police iirc

>>77502630
this. Anyone who watches this in any capacity is a cuck. As >>77502463
pointed out.

>>77502894
>implying we even go out

>>77502883
But everyone knew that fight was going to be a joke because the pussy mayweather waited 5 years too long to fight him.

>>77502914
nah the police were just supporting the "campaign"

>>77502889

Its the fact is $20-$30 everywhere els and then they crank the price to $100 for you.

Its justified by them because you keep paying for this shit eveytime.

>the city of the United States of America

Thank you reddit

You are my greatest ally.

Reminder that Conor got beat up by Malignaggi

ayy lmao

and irish "people" and american "people" are still going to pay 100$ on this.

>>77504866
You can get banned on /tv/ for the offence of "being obsessed with reddit" now.

>watching this at all

LOL

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>$89.95 plus $10 more for HD
>having separate prices for HD content in the year 2017

>>77504875
>reminder of something that didn't happen

Reminder Peter Pan got his shit pushed in by Captain Hook

>Amerifags
>Shut the fuck up
>Pay
Profit

>>77506175

Why not? Not everyone sits 6 feet away from sony monoliths drilled to the wall

>poorfag/crampedfag

We dont all want the electric jew propogandamachine being the prime focus of our living room

>>77503756
Almost like basic economics

>>77506471
they are charging a premium for something that is now a standard

>>77507178
And no 4K option. Who the fuck spends $89.95 to get SD

>>77502433
So you're willing to spend 1/3rd of a day's payment to watch this circus show? You're an idiot.

>>77502338
is tip included in the $99.99?

or do i have to tip extra after the fight is done? what do you usually tip, 20%?

>>77502474
>no one watches ppvs alone.

haha yeah what kind of loser would watch a stream of a PPV on his tv haha

>>77502346
Day of the fight is the best time to look for streams here on sp & other social media sites

>>77502338

>watching this shit at your house like some loser and not at your local bar with your friends

As a Brit cuck I figured you would understand that sporting events are a communal thing.

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>>77502338
There is no way this fight is worth $100. Lets hope for a round 1 knockout by either boxer so I can laugh at the goys who paid.

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>>77502655
Fixed it for you

>>77502751
$100 bucks to sit at home & watch a ppv alone. Welcome to my world anon

Whats crazier is that bars have to pay 100 per capacity. Meaning a bar of 50 people has to pay $5000 to get it.

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mfw I'll have a 1080p stream with multiple backups and charge my friends $50 a pop to watch it

>>77507373
most local bars wont have it due to the ridiculous per capacity fee they have to shell out

>>77507808
>his local doesn't have a dream box

>>77507808
Who will know if they buy the PPV as if they were buying for themselfs but are actually doing it to transmit at the bar?

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>>77507886
>Oh look, this cable box owned by the bar that holds 50 people bought PPV.

>>77502349
Why do 100% of brazilians wear nothing but dirty flip flops?

>>77504910
Im watching out of curiosity. I fully believe mayweather could end this fight in four or five but i think theyll go the full twelve and keep it close to get a rematch. Easy money

>>77507614

Wow, the Jews know no bounds.

>>77507178

The point is sd is cheaper than hd option where not everyone feels the benefit of hd.

I know the concept of saving money regardless of how extortionate things are in the first place is hard for you lot to grasp, but try.

>>77502388
>Paying $100 for a meme fight that won't even go to 4 rounds
>H-H-Hah btfo
Sure showed them

>>77509205
>hating memes
uhhh why are you even on 4chan lol

Some theatres are holding it for $40 dollars, and there's a showing near me. I'll just sneak in a flask and some snacks and either watch Mayweather outclass Goobs or Goobs sleep him

>>77507614
False. Mohegan sun holds up to 20,000 people doesn't mean they'll pay close to $2M for it.

>being this retarded

>>77509091
That bar will make its money back easy

>>77509266
I cant beliebe there are people who think conor has a shot

I just dont understand all the complaining. If you cant afford it dont buy it. I dont have a lambo but im not making threads on /o/ bitching about the price

>>77509381
no that actually is how it works.

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>>77502349
I'm just waiting for the webm of the finish or fight if it's that short

>>77510142
early stoppage.

>>77502338
Is there a lot on interest in this fight in America?

>>77507298
It says $100 you poor little nigger

>>77502561
Society is absolutely fucked, knowing that there are people out there who think this is okay

>>77508384
>rematch
>not wanting to retire on a cool 50-0 record

>>77502338
holy fuckkkkkk look at that skullmog.....absolutely fuckin brutal....

>>77511060
im convinced that 80% of the buys are going to be casual conor fans

>>77502474
>find an acestream
>charge friends to watch with you
>bet on Mayweather against all of them
>PROFIT!

>>77502714
Except most Americans love McGregor and no blacks can afford $99 to watch Mayweather

>>77502338
>Brits can't afford a mere $100 PPV

I'm embarrassed for them

>99 dollars
>plus tip
>for a fight that will be two rounds at most
amerigoys

>>77509897
No its actually not

>>77511212
51-0 and another 500 million is even better tho

why do americans put up with this

every time i see a thread about them getting jewed they all pop up to say that they actually like getting jewed because it means they are rich enough to afford to pay for dr shekelstein's 3rd home

>>77512171
>being poor
Im not even rich. But come on chip in a few bucks with some buddies its not even that much. I forget how many neets are on 4chan until i see threads like this

>>77512198
Its almost as if america is a capitalist nation. Shocking development. Now go play with your ipad and pretend youre better

>>77512229

> I-I LIKE W-WATCHING 2-2 HOURS OF ADVERTS A DAY

> C-CAPITALISM B-BABY

>>77512267
I dont watch anywhere near that much. I guess if you sat and watched tv for 8 hours a day youd see that much. Or if you watched one soccer game

>>77502338
It's more than 100 dollars after taxes.

>>77512212
>projection
i don't understand why americans are happy to be arsefucked, i presume it's so they can wave their dicks around and be like "look how much I paid for it!!", i suppose that's the price you pay for being under the thumb of jews

>>77512287

> p-paying f-for your new b-boat is my patriotic duty, greatest ally

>>77512287
>one soccer game
so a few mins of adverts before and during half time? interesting

>>77507886
It's not just PPV, regular cable and satellite packages are different than home ones. They have people who go around and check too. The bar I manage is paying thousands to show it.

>>77502528

HAHAHAH

>>77512198
They are brainwashed to suck corporate dick

>>77512297
Do you not have three friends to split costs with?

>>77502338
Or watch the highlights for free? I wouldn't watch a boxing match of this caliber if it cost $10

>>77512309
Hes talking about the jerseys

>>77512441
>still paying just under $25 each
>more than the cost of a single ppv in Europe
>is still happy to suck corporate cock because "ha at least i can call euros poor xD"

Why are Americans so proud about having the honour of paying 100 dollar. Are they really this cucked

>>77512461
this

it's in the us so it's probably on very late here. i'll sleep through the game and look for a webm of the knockout on /sp/ the morning after. if there's no knockout i probably won't care that much. maybe i'll watch mcgoober sperg about how he fought like a lion despite losing or some shit in an interview after.

>>77512467
Adverts on kit =/= watching 5 minutes of being told what prescription drugs to buy and how evil whites are for every 10 minutes of the game being broadcast

it's comical how expensive this is. the americans saying ">implying i don't have $100 LOL" and "europoors BTFO once again" are either deluded or brainwashed. just because you can afford it doesn't make it a reasonable price

>>77512662
Can they afford it. I'm sure plenty of people will be throwing fight parties and 100 people are watching 1 screen.

>>77512686

> plenty of people will be throwing fight parties

this is what espn wants you to believe. i've read tons about this fight online, heard it about it on tv and radio shows, but exactly zero people in real life have mentioned it

If Manny v. Floyd wasn't worth that much, ain't no way in hell this will be. If my roommate doesn't buy it (he's an enormous Conor/MMA fan) I'll just find a dumbass normie friend stupid enough to.

>>77512503
>he cant even afford $25

>>77512616
Keep telling yourself that goy

>>77512787
>The state of your interpersonal relationships

lol friendless loser

Put $300 on Floyd on Bovada and earn yourself an easy free $60

the odds make it look like Floyd has an 85% chance of winning when it's more like 99.5%

>>77502751
>going to the bar and watching for free

Literally not an option unless the bar is illegally screening it.

>>77502338

>be Britcux
>pay 200 euros every month for BBC license or go to jail

>>77512969

make it inside the distance if you want to push the boat out a little

>>77511108
do you not know how to read you dumb nigger?

>>77511060
A huge amount of interest.

>>77512969
I put 15,000 on floyd. Easiest money ill ever make

>>77512662
I'd argue that it is a reasonable price.

>>77502338
100 is chump change but there is no way that a Mayweather fight is worth watching, he's shown that many times.

>>77513042

I was trying to explain to my friends that it's basically a stupid tax for people who are putting money on McGregor like he's just a conventional underdog

one of the greatest in Manny Pacquiao could barely land a solid hit on him, McGregor has never fought in a pro boxing match much less amateur and isn't known as a spectacular striker even in MMA

the only way he can win is if Floyd trips and accidentally commits something disqualifiable, around 0.5% of a chance of that

>>77507614
nah, they'll charge you $20 and then expect you to buy drinks. Only about half are going to spend another 80.

Everytime you hear a mma faggot say that Conor could beat Floyd remember that they're just doing this all over again:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YJgGXxngnY

>>77513042
>>77512969
>betting on a worked match
I bet you retards bet on pro wrestling too

>>77513110
This. Rocky Balboa had a better chance of beating Apollo Creed than McGregor does of beating Mayweather.

>>77502388

>my parents pay my bills and I use their HBO GO account

>>77502528
capitalism is a disease

>>77513242
so who was the asshole that told her she should try to outbox Nunez and Holmes?

>>77513245
If you think floyd will let his unbeaten legacy go down in a fixed match youre high as a kite lad

>>77513110
>one of the greatest in Manny Pacquiao could barely land a solid hit on him

Yeah, it's a real shame he didn't fight him in his prime instead of waiting until Pacquiao was already long past it, but I suppose when you want to keep your record you need to be careful who you fight. After all, you don't want to run the risk of actually being challenged.
Gayweather is the literal definition of a meme athlete.

>>77502338

> he doesn't have 9 friends to watch the game with

so what's it like being autistic?

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some hipster bar near me is charging $15. I dont like boxing should I go?

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>>77502579
I used to do this with WWE PPVs as an elementary school kid

>>77512996
>not knowing the chill dive bar with no snitches

>>77513242
womanlets btfo

I'm going to one bar in my area (Midtown Houston) where they don't charge for view parties since they make the cash off beer either way.

Originally, I was going to watch it in theaters with other people but it's $43.00 a pop with tax PER seat.

Ridiculous desu

>>77511212
51 is divisible by 3 and 17 bitch. get fucked

>>77512198
Why do Europeans like to draw broad conclusions about Americans based on a PPV price?

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>not making a profit by betting on McGregor by KO

>>77502622
KEK

>Fucked 4 different girls on the day of Mayweather/Pacquaio fight because their boyfriends set the day aside for the fight

August 26th lads, August 26th

Amerikeks

>not going to an Irish pub with your mates

C'mon man, you know every pub is going put it on.

>>77508216
Why do Americans wear shoes indoors?

>>77511227
McGregor's big head is just a bigger target. Also Mayweather jawmogs and maxillamogs him.

>>77502528
Let me guess, you expect tips as well? Fat cunts

>Europeans think that healthcare isn't 99% paid for by your employer

L O L

>>77502433
Is this supposed to be a brag? Kek

I love my illegal sat box that shows literally everything in hd

>People in wealthy countries are charged more than third worlders
What a shocker
You guys should be rioting over what they do to you with the premier league
>Shutting down servers for anyone trying to watch with a UK IP
>Threatening to ban you from the internet in general if you're caught streaming your own country's league matches
Depressing tßh

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>100 $
>1st round KO

>>77502338
Why is he holding a bunch of 100 dollar bills when it costs only 1 of them.

Are you retarded OP?

>americucks and mexicucks will pay for this garbage
why are north americans so fucking stupid?

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>>77502338
Wait the fuck a second.

You fucking retarded Brits are forced by the government to pay for TV regardless if you own one or not. And you're making fun of a PPV price?

What the fuck?

>>77502894
You're a disgraceful person

>>77519795
Wrong

>>77502338
> splitting $100 amongst 10 people is alot of money
> europoors

>>77502474
I unironically will pay for ppv's and watch them on my own if I have to. I hate using streams.

When is this fight again?

>you are alive to witness the meme fight that will go down in history

FUARK

>>77519984
google

>>77502894

Don't embarrass yourself. You're the Jew.

>>77519557
It isn't actually

>>77509205
>not having friends to watch and split the bill with
>not enjoying the under card as well as the main event
>being a europoor

That's 3 strikes my guy

>>77503756
Its because of the vast number of sports bars buying the fight in America, they won't bat an eye at 100$ and it adds up

>>77509135
If you don't see the benefit of hd you're a fucking no-eyes retard brainlet who should kys

>>77520116
>Unironically having nothing better to do with your friends than this meme fight
>Actually finding enjoyment in being ripped off
>Clapping the whole way through this shitfest with the rest of your lardass American friends
And you're out.

>>77512616
Ads on the kit are worse because then it looks like your team is the god damn Etihads or Samsungs or some shit, completely unaethetic that your teams brand gets drowned out on their own unis by the sponsors

how much do i pay?
20 quid?

and Americans?
100 WHOLE DOLLARS?

oh my.. haha..hahaha..HHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHA

*breathes in*

HHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHA

>>77513627
>>77513110
Yeah I'm sure Memeweather will win by running away for 12 rounds like he did to Pacquiao/Maidana and then WOW MMA BTFO

>>77520200
>implying you have friends with anythimg better they're gonna do with you
O i am laffin

>>77520270
>Being THIS mad that other people have better things to do with their friends than you
K E K
E
K
I can feel you seething already.

>>77502714
>big soccer match
>can't afford it
>big others in favela to watch chip in for foil antenna
>br loses
>faint from malnutrition
>cant afford to eat
>cant afford hospital visits
>cant afford anything
>dies

welcome to br

>>77520219
don't forget to pray today mohammed

>>77502338
When is this gay fight? I don't give a fuck about boxing at the best of times, will probably crash a party to watch it though I guess.

>>77520219
How much do I pay?
0?

Britcucks?
I don't know.. some?

<insert banter>

>>77502338
when did $100 become a big deal? I spend nearly 5x that at a strip club.

>>77520520
It's not alot. Europoors just think it's alot cause that's all they have left after taxes.

>>77520779
After factoring in all income taxes in the US most US citizens are taxed more at their point of income than they would be in most European countries.

>>77519893
It's not wrong.

>>77520853
You're not factoring in the massive tax write offs

>>77520880
Actually, it is wrong. If you don't own a TV then you're definitely not required to pay for a TV licence. In fact, there are several use cases for a TV that also do not require paying for a TV licence.

>>77520893
There are tax write offs in every country.

>>77520853
False

>>77513683
lol i'm sure the cable box is really chill, just out of prison, knows to not snitch

>americans will pay $99.99 then tip the cable company then clap at the end, then let a black male fuck their wife, then get into bed with their shoes on and say "I could care less" despite meaning "I couldn't care less"

do americans really do this?

WHO IS STUPID ENOUGH TO BUY THIS PPV??

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>buying something
>that you can have for free
is this the real life?

>>77502755
actually solid banter

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>>77521583
based boland with the real talk

>>77502338

Cheaper than a night out

>>77502580
americans have the privilege of eating whatever whenever they want

third world countries wouldnt know what its like

>>77519939
>reading comprehension

>>77523013
Nice argument poor fag

>>77502474

implying dividing 100 with 8-10 friends is cheap
a scam is a scam you baka

>>77502528
jesus fucking christ

>americans are unironically trying to justify having to pay at least 5 times more than europeans
why do they love corporate cock so much?

>>77528008
stockholm syndrome

>just spent $250 on massage parlors
>not a fucking europoor

I don't know i'll probably watch the fight.

>>77521423
5 million

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>>77502528
Dude im american and if my friend charged me to watch the fight id whoop his fucking ass.

The only american way to watch this is split the cost among friends or go to Buffalo Wild Wings and watch the fight with a plate of boneless wings with ranch.

>>77528084
Fuck you shill elsewhere

>>77528108
Fuck u faggot

>paying $100 (one hundred freedomshekels) to watch a mediocre boxing fight on Telly

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>>77528108
What are you even try to say? I'm telling you the wings at Buffalo Wild Wings are the ABSOLUTE best you can find. Why not have some fun?

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>mfw casual conor fans are going to spend $100 to watch their hero get battered for 36 min

>>77528785

>Conor gets battered for 12 rounds
>Conor stays in there to prove his toughness and because he still thinks he can land a haymaker
>Ref and corner are incompetent and let the fight continue
>Conor collapses after the fight and ends up like Nick Blackwell or Gutknecht

Imagine the shitshow if this happens (it's more likely than Conor winning)

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>>77528874
keep on believing that, conor is taking floyd's legacy never forget

I wondered why Gayweather would do this, but then it was obvious. He only ever fights people who have postponed retirement or people who can't box. Don't want to break the habit of a life time I suppose.

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>>77502622
underrated

It's 59,95€ on Viaplay here. What an absolute joke.

>>77528874
FLoyd is 41 years old, starting to sound like a 50 year old boxer, slowed down, Conor just wenty 12 rounds with a two time boxing champion where he just admitted on the MMA hour that Conor got the best of him. People think the gap between boxing punching skills and MMA punching skills is much wider than it actually is. Boxing is not a fight, the two guys separate in the clinch, you can't even throw punches when you are breaking. It's a fucking dance with 12 oz pillows on. It's barely even a sport. Floyd and Paulie are both lucky Conor is nice enough to keep both his feet on the ground. Casual fucking beta male cuck pussies who know nothing about combat sports go back to your tranny threads.

>>77528960
No it isn't.

>>77528008
kike propaganda

>>77529037
he said he got the best of him during the first spar due to conditioning not skill. in the second spar conor hung in there for the first 5 rounds which means there were 5 competitive rounds. rounds 6-10 was paulie battering on conor because conor gassed out. And then 11-12 were in favor of conor because conor got a second wind and paulie gassed. that second spar was with a jet lagged paulie who was improving his conditioning. I hope you casual tune in on the 26th to watch your hero get CTE on live television.

>>77512913
>or even something like 20 all day with a group of friends

like maybe (You) just said, forget how many neets there are on 4chan until times like this. Surely people here have five (5) friends to split a ppv showing with? 20 bucks a head, plus whatever food and entertainment. You're hanging out with friends and hopefully watching an amazing fight.

Sure, have fun with your
>someone paid 100 dollars for this
but remember that those people either have the money to spend like that (which i doubt you do), or are somehow more lonely than you (but still has more money to afford 100 dollars on a ppv that'll last at MAX 6 rounds.)

im gonna have a few beers with friends, talk about bullshit and watch a spectacle. if you guys won't be at least trying to do the same, im sorry

>>77502433
>I can afford overpriced shit so I'm going to purchase overpriced shit
Mongoloids like you are responsible for the housing bubble

>>77529078
But i thought Conor couldn't even touch a prof boxer? I thought Paulie could tie weights to his ankles and one hand tied behind his back? Face it the boxing world is super defensive. They are terrified about what is going to happen on the 25th and rightfully so.

>>77529134
>if you can't justify wasting the equivalent of $100 on 2 rounds of boxing at the very maximum you're a neet or poor with no friends

>>77529134
None of my friends care about this fight

I make 100 dollars in less than an hour, no big deal.

>>77506235
did anything happen to that guy?

>>77513242
Rogan is the biggest flipflopper in the biz. He'll say one thing and when the opposite happens he will say that he knew that from the beginning.

>>77502630
It is worth watching on a stream if you post on /sp/ at the same time.

>>77502338
What would it take for Mcgregor to win and for you not to immediately assume it was fixed?

Does anybody think McGregor can win?

>>77502403
This. It's uninteresting bs. I'd watch it free on my phone while taking a shit, maybe.

>>77502528
Jesus Christ are you a fucking Jew?

i am going to laugh so fucking hard when the fight lasts 5 minutes or something holy shit

the sad thing is fuckers will still lap this shit up the next time a Big Fight™ comes around (read: two billionaires who want even *more* money agree to '''''''''''fight'''''''''''')

>>77502528
What? That's not how you do it. You ask your really good friends or family members who want to see it and ask if they want to pitch in.

Get 5 people and it's $20 each. Then you make a event out of it. Invite people over and they'll ask if they need to bring any food, drinks, beer. You tell them they don't have to, but can if they want. Most people don't want to be rude and will end up bringing something, if they don't then that's cool too. Then you chill, laugh and watch the event with friends and family.

But inviting people over and charging a fee at the door is straight up bullshit.

>>77502528
Fucking hell your nose nearly poked me out of the monitor

>>77502528
t.no friends

>>77502528
>all these people not getting it
You say "hey, we're watching the PPV at my house this sunday, wanna come? Just bring some cash, maybe $10-20 to help pay for the fight, I'll buy drinks and food." You autists need to go outside.

Why not just bet $100 on McGregor winning and then pirate it? Not hard.

>>77502346
Most people will just watch it at the bar. Bar requires you to buy beer to watch.

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>>77502528

I wonder why all those foreign, poor countries are mocking our capitalist sensibilities

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>>77502613
Underrated post

>>77502338
>Paying the British equivalent 30 times a year to go in-person to watch >/myteam/ slurp semen and go mid-table.

>>77511060
Enough interest that there's a fight. Even if a lot of us predict it'll be another >Mayweather-Pacquiao dance-off.

>>77538542
>midtable club
they can get season tickets for shit teams at $400, bit jealous honestly

>>77511212
He's 49-0 now. He WILL be 50-0 if he wins this.
>implying Mayweather will win this if Conor doesn't want to just dance for 36 minutes

>>77502338
>making fun of Burgers for not being poorfags

Damn seriously?

>>77511164
back2reddit socialist fag

should taxpayers subsidize these tickets for your fat unemployed hipster ass? retard

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>>77502613
max fucking par

>>77538628

>reddit level reading comprehension

You have to go back.

>customers
lmao you wish, Conor. Maybe if you spent less time shitposting and more time training and promoting, someone would actually buy it

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>/box/ doesn't know about 8 friends chipping in for ppv, beer, and pizza
lmao

>>77528960
how did they photoshop a penis on that sexy woman

>>77529454
If you split the costs with friends, this fight should cost 30 bucks max
>>77531516
That i could understand though.

gonna watch on stream anyway

>>77512441

>bragging about having friends and money on a weeaboo site.

Very funny Chad.

FUCKING
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GET OF MY STREAM!


REEEEEEEEEE!

>>77512936

We all don't have friends. It's an autistic thing. So please respect us, and we will respect you and your choices to spend time with other men anyway you like.

>>77513683
It's only a 5$ cover, that's only like a pbr plus tip. I'm poor btw, also autistic, so I know the whole going alone to see a fight deal.

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>ppl are paying to see conor mcgregory get CTE and get knocked out

whats the point of paying for a fight if we know the outcome?

>>77502433
i make 4 times that in a WEEK. lmfao, i'm ballin

>>77502338
retard tax

in the northeast 100 dollars really is not that much money. I used to fill my f-150 up for $85 every 5 days

>>77502894
I'll gladly pay my share, I won't pay more than that so a fucking jew can make money off me.

>>77512287
You mean one American football game? What's that, the average NFL fan watches 23.5 hours of commercial and only about 4 hours of actual game action?

https://www.streamingobserver.com/the-average-nfl-fan-will-watch-23-5-hours-of-commercials-this-season/

The memes are going to be flying right from the start. Just imagine the moment they announce with "and with a professional record of 0 wins and 0 losses CONOOR MCGREGOOR"

>>77502528
holy fucking shit pham you are truly the worst

>>77517251
In case we need to get our guns.

>>77511411
*100% of white Americans like McGregor

>>77547749
I'm rooting for Floyd, should be easy money with the Goobs marks I'll be watching it with

>>77538441
the last mayweather fight had bars charging cover charges because the ((((fight)))) charges them based on max. occupancy

>>77502719
Kek

>>77502528
wtf

>>77502528
I don't see the problem with this. He's clearly talking about a lot of people (thousands of dollars profit) so why wouldn't you charge? It's not his very close friends he's talking about. It's people he's providing a service for. Why would you let, say, 40 people into your house if you weren't going to get something in return?

>>77502528
> americharges.

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>They complain about $100 because it is nearly nine tenths of their national GDP

Will third world shitskins every figure out how to economy?

>>77551676
>laughing at euros because you have to pay more
don't think they too upset about that

>>77551676
>he's from a country where 2 out of 3 is a shitskin
>calls other people 'shitskins' as an insult or some sort
>thinks figuring out economy means blowing money on shitty volatile assets for e-social points

>>77551729
Yeah, they're too busy dodging speeding trucks every three minutes.

>>77551746
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zftXVzFrg1k

I'm going to the fight, I didn't have to buy resold tickets but I did drop 700 for a ticket. Anyone else here going?

>>77502346
Extremebits or BTN

>>77502463
7-1

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>>77502338
>mfw Mayweather is standing on a box here.

>>77529261

please please please please please post your betting slip

>>77551746
>he's from a country where 2 out of 3 is a shitskin
Id look that up again, it only takes 2 seconds in google kid

>>77502528
Jews have literally infected our minds.

>>77553639
If he had said "non-white" he would be more or less right.

>Arguing semantics like it's supposed to mean something

>>77528084
>Boneless

What are you a faggot?

>>77502346
unironically reddit
best stream site for any kind of event

>>77509135
By this logic they should offer a black and white option for an even lower price.

>>77502338

It's big business over here. I'm excited. I have a job I do during these big fights. I travel around my region to bars to see who is showing the fight and then send that information to a company who sees if that business paid to show it (business has to pay much more than the $99). If I find a business that didn't pay the higher fee, I get money.

I usually make $200-300 each time a major fight like this happens. I expect this one could net me upwards of $500 because I'd hate to know how much the commercial price is for this one.

I didn't watch the mayweather pacman fight most definitely not gonna watch this joke of a fight.

>>77539761
>2017
>Not having an understanding of the European modernist traditions
>Hahaha socialism is the government wiping your arse and owning your tooth brush

America is truly a lost cause.

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>>77555120
>paying $100 when McGregor is going to win by KO round 1
>going to a bar so you can't enjoy the Sherdog/UG/Reddit//sp/ butt hurt assmad in real time
Nah I'll just watch the 30 second fight on my phone thanks.

>>77529134
>20 bucks for a meme sport, when you can just go to the cinema and watch a good movie for half the price
>expect this scam to be good
Only murritards would waste money on this gargabe

>>77547727
Why do Americans shit themselves?

>>77502338
>white trash vs a nigger for $100

spend $30 on gas and drive to a shithole in the south and see that shit for free.

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>>77555120
>that flag claiming toothbrush ownership

Here we go again

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>>77510142
god damn that webm is fun to watch

>>77502338
here we don't even have to pay to watch it lol

>Started 4 days ago

lads

how much do i pay?
20 quid?

and Americans?
100 WHOLE DOLLARS?

oh my.. haha..hahaha..HHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHA

*breathes in*

HHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHA

>>77558302
Have fun watching it in the dead of night while I watch it prime time LMAO

Who here unironically bet on Goober?

>all these assblasted third worlders

Stay cucked while enjoy my freedoms, faggots. You all know you faggots will be streaming this shit the night of the event.

>>77522640
how the fuck do you spend that much on a night out??? You go to negertenten and buy a bottle of grey goose with your mates?

>>77558527

£10 on cans for pre-drinks
£10 on pack of fags
£20 for half a gram of coke
£5 taxi
£5 entry to the club
£20 on drinks in there
£5 on a chippy or something after
£5 taxi back home

easily over $100