Arsenal vs Chelsea thread #2 halftime

azpilicueta

Who else should Chelsea bring in this summer?

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T R A P S
R
A
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S

>>77501868
/Ligue1/

what's your favourite flo rida song?

Sheffield United

>>77501868
Cahill getting that authentic London experience

When does Divegrass become entertaining?

Has Morata scored yet?

>>77501891

Bayol + Van Dick / Central MId

These teams aren't very good

>>77501904
congrats on your win yesterday

welcome back to the championship

Hoddle should be England manager with Wrighty as his assistant. Give him the job till Eddie Howe is ready to take it.

whoops, looks like I was right and all you retards was wrong

there was contact, it was a penalty

stay mad, stay wrong

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Summon

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>WE really need an upgrade for Moses and Alonso, >we are going to get raped in the CL god damn it

Ahhhhhh!!!!

>>77501900
The one where he signs about women in an objectifying manner

>one english player

Why is this allowed?

>no half time slags

Didn't think Clattenburg was that northern

Can an American please tell me what the actual fuck a "make it a margarita moment" is supposed to mean? Fucking hell your comercials are annoying.

>>77501915
When grass is replaced by asphalt
Less diving

>>77501942
best league in the world wouldn't be so with players that lost to part time dentist

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iwobi is a literal donkey

>>77501942
Because globalisation has destroyed the world

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>>77501943
i got you bud

never thought i'd be missing howard webb

lmao exaggerated fall from slight contact

>>77501947
it means burn the coal

>>77501939
But >Marcos A. is good though

>>77501942
Agreed, Englishmen shouldn't be allowed on football pitches

>Gerrard commentary
cant take the thieving out of him. Now he is still a living

>>77501939
You will lose regardless, conte has never won a cup and the CL will certainly not be his first one.

>>77501942
have you seen how bad english players are? have you seen how much they cost?

Batshuayi looks somehow both weaker and slower than the last time I saw him play

>>77501918
Should have went after Tolisso when he was available.

>>77501939
Wasted all this time on Sandro only to fail to get him, who the fuck is their back up plan? Reminds me of the Stones / Papy saga all over again.

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>>77501974
>Now he is still a living

>literally 10 seconds of the program and then another ad break
>americans

why is Marcos Alonso allowed to play? he is a murderer

>>77501974
>now he is still a living

Did you slip up on that post?

>>77501978
>have you seen how bad english players are?
They'd probably improve if they played more.

>>77501942
Read this >>77501978. It's even bad in the championship. Some teams had to shop exclusively abroad this summer because of astronomical prices.

Kolasinac to be signing of the season, literally cost Arsenal the jannies entire salary to sign him

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>>77501948
I'd pay to see that (happen).

>>77502013
this would be extremely painful for goalkeepers

>>77501948
>not playing on concrete

>>77501958
pls tell me there's a set of this

>>77501974
BOG SIM
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S
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where do crowd go at halftime?

>>77502010
>Arsenal got Kolasinac for free
>Milan got Rodriguez for €18m
>City spent a fuckload on Mendy

State of the nancyboy seats behind the dugouts. Probably sipping champagne and praying to allah.

>>77502048
Inside to drink as many beers as they can in 10-15 minutes

>>77502032
Bane?

GET FUCKED ARSEANAL NIGGER CUNTS

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>>77502048
take a piss

Will we see a goal ?

>l'arse

AYYYYYYYYY

Fuck Losernal

How are Tottenham going to fill this stadium this season?

>that clearance
>that defensive line
>Arse

Big Victor doing the business. The lad only needed a chance. Good player.

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>the beaitiful game

WENGER OUT !!!!

>arseshit

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SOON BLUD

what

Victor Moses is unironically good

>moses not suspended

huh?

>>77502101
F

A

M

so now that chelsea have scored apparently this is an important game, but when arsenal have won it it's just been a pre-season friendly

and people say ABA doesn't exist

FUCK I WAS HAVING A SHIT

based Victor. underrated asf

>>77502094
>removing the piggu nose

>BT commentator apologising for any bad language heard

No one gives a fuck you pricks. Stop apologising for people swearing. No one has ever written to ofcom because they heard someone in a football crowd say 'fuck'.

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Liverpool will bootyblast both these teams

>Xhaka is considered elite in North London

>>77502071
thats a q-quite nice sperm vault t-there

>>77502063
>>77502071

and they missed the goal. what a dumb way to ruin your day

grrrr we're losing a fucking friendly match I'm meant to be really angry and worried about this grrrrr grumble!!

>>77502130
I bet they have

Why didn't Morata score the goal?

>>77502118
This is a pro Chelsea board kiddo.

Did the entire Arsenal back line go to sleep?

>>77502140
SEETHING

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WENGER FOREVER OUUUUUT

>>77502118
it's always just a pre-season game, it's arsenal fans that act like it matter when they win and man u fans ironically classing it as a trophy for tin-pot treble jokes

why are chelsea fans so white

they need a dose of the proud british tradition of multiculturalism

>concede one goal
>stadium instantly empty
Really arse fans?

Chelsea are /our/ guys

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>>77502118
/sp/ hate arsenal, b tier club that pretends they're still top tier

>>77502130
You'd be surprised about what people complain about

Too many niggers on the pitch

>elneny thinks he is xhaka

>>77502140
arsenal's only chance of silverware this season though tbf

>>77502130
>No one has ever written to ofcom because they heard someone in a football crowd say 'fuck'.
You'd be surprised. Even then it's fucking stupid though. The most complained about movie last year was Deadpool with not even 60 complaints sent into OFCOM. Out of a population of over 60 million, not even 60 people complained, and apparently that's supposed to be significant.

>smell neny

pls sell him

Bellerend

>>77502134
Did you not see the end of last season when arsenal where literally relegated to the Europa League. Guess your just an ABA

>>77502171
>sosa

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>don't even care when chelsea score anymore

I think going to all these games at my local recently has made me emotionless when I watch a game on television. I mean it's not like I've never been to a game before, but it's been so frequent the past 3-4 months or so

link?

>poonani

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>It's 2017 and commentators still have to apologise if you heard any colourful language during the broadcast

>>77502163
But Arse have the most popular general on the whole board.

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>gf menstruated on the sheets last night

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>>77502174
>its a newfag tries to fit in
We're here to discuss and shitpost about the game lad. Calm down

fuck off ox. why does he overhit everything still.

any /brit/ lads in?

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>Batshuayi's touch is even worse than Lukaku's

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>>77502213

>>77502208

post pic

>>77502208
Mattress as well probably

F for your mattress

>>77502202
They should literally just play a backing track of crowd sounds, its fucking disgraceful

>>77502221
waiting for Bolton and Leeds to start

watching this as some filler

>>77502208
atleast shes not pregged up and you have no alimony to pay

>>77502215
Cause he is shit

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>It's a Xhaka-Elneny episode

Chelsea need to bring Morata on. Batshuayi played well during preseason and deserved to start but attacks are completely dying when the ball gets to him

>>77502221
yes lad you can tell by my devastating banter

Even Elneny is so much better than that Albanian X-man.

>>77502213
>A fucking leaf

hahaha hope they both die scumcunts

name a good Arsenal player

I'll wait...

Ouch!

>>77502202
Can't believe I may have heard someone swearing while watching a football match on TV. Absolute disgrace! The BBC and OFCOM will hear about this!

>>77502208
F

GARY CAHILL
HE KILLS WHO HE WANTS

>>77502208
Women are fucking disgusting.

>>77502227
so true

>xhaka taking corners
>kante defending them
what in the fuck

lads

LADS

>leeds

you could say it was a blue on blue incident

>>77502262
Snachez

>kolasinic laying out chelseas entire defence

CLUB LEGEND

>>77502247
no one cares you spotty faced freak

Cahill smelled the blood and now he don't care who he murdering

lmao karma

>>77502231
>that flag
Audibly kek'd

>>77502193
Do nordic teams play during the summer?

haha cunthill and luishit fucked each other

>>77502262
Koscielny

they get about 66% shittier each time he doesn't play

goodnight sweet prince

>game will use ABBA system if penalties
Nice

>>77502262
Giroo

>>77502242
Listen to this wise man. That's a very positive way to look at it.

need sucking off desu

>>77502202
They did it on the boxing a few weeks ago. One of the lads in the main even swore in the post fight interview and they apologised. It was nearly midnight.

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Has Morata scored yet?

>>77502208
had a tinder date the other week and it went well, took her back to mine, did the sex, she menstruated on my willy.

>>77502262
Robert Pires

>>77501868
Arsenal has scored off an Ox corner before though. And his don't look like trash, at least not anywhere near as much

>>77502296
Yes. Or at least I know our teams do

>>77502296
Yes
Our season ends around October

>>77502311
are you trolling or just retarded?

>Some might say I've been wearing a mask for a long time
BANE?

>>77502298
Koscienly is literally the most overrated player in the EPL. Casuals hold him in high regard because they're fucking spastics

>>77502296
Yes
no one watches our leagues anyway

Liverpool is making fun of us again, lads

>Welbeck
>Chamberlain
>Lacazette
>Iwobi

LMAO

>>77502262
Reiss Nelson. He finna tear Chelsea a new one when he comes on

Has Courtouis signed his contract extension yet?

thats a great save

both these teams look pretty average imo

big lack of real quality in either team

>>77502334
then how you explain that Arsenal got totally BTFO against Bayern as soon as he went off the pitch, Mr Expert?

>>77502305
Where do you live? x

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>>77502334
I agree.

>mfw Arsecucks claim Koscielny is a world class defender, best in the EPLel

grandpa Mertesacker running at 2km/h is still better than him

>>77502329
hahahaha so your saying he hasn't? hahahahahahah

>>77502357
It's a glorified friendly.

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this game is boring as fuck lads

>>77502362
L O N D O N

>he's given a goalkick, Ian

No that's the flag for offside Steve. Good to know you know your stuff.

>>77502375
Just hope it doesn't go to extra time.

>>77502375
be a patrician and switch to Lille vs Nantes, Bielsa vs Ranieri

Bring Morata on!

>>77502393
no extra time in community shield you fucking casual

>>77502375
imagine when someone drove with a car on the pitch like this - drifting and making donuts

>>77502393
It won't. Straight to penalties.

>>77501868
>No English Player in Arsenal.
Arsenal confirmed as a Mercenary team

thought lacazette was meant to score 50 goals this season

>>77502227
*Even bigger brain*
Call them a cuck

>>77502416
..welbeck

>>77502383
Umm sorry sweetie I only like white guys x

>Lacazette

just sub in superior frenchie already

>>77502375
This webm is incredible

>>77502419
literally the black darren bent

>>77502422
Nazi if you're liberal/Cuck if you're a trumpfag

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>>77502375
>Perfectly through the door

>>77502439
>you now remember when darren bent was GOAT for charlton

>>77502419
>50m on a 26 year old who never made it out of french league

lmao

>>77502362
Don't listen to >>77502383
I live in Yorkshire, I'm no darkie.

>>77502428
I'm a quarter white, you wouldn't be able to tell the difference unless you looked at my cock.

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what happen to ozil and sanchez?

>Open my packet of popcorn
>Its barely half full
Fucking hell

>>77502422
Yeah it's missing two levels but the version I got my hands on was tainted by an inside thing in the thread I got it from.

It's supposed to be cuck, and the the ultimate level is supposed to say "Claim your opponent is of jewish decent" or something like that.

>>77502464
sulking

>open my packet of chelsea's squad
>its barely half full
fucking hell

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>>77502460
yorkshire here too.
yorkshire lasses are easy mate.

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>Longhair Walcott

What kind of timeline is this?

>bringing on clutch Oli with dog shit grease head Theo

ffs

Is Theo Pakistani?

>>77502460
>What is bradford

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>I live in Yorkshire, I'm no darkie.

>>77502469
>>77502469
did you remember to pop it?

>giroud starts ahead of lacazette in france
>surprised lacazette is shit

>>77502482
which part of yorkshire you guys from

dingle here

>>77502464
I seen a naked man looking out his apartment window last night

>lacazette out, wenger looks at giroud with hope
good signing desu

>hackazette
>blackazette
>lacagoals
>stupid french nigger

>French Darren Bent off for French Emile Heskey

>Jiruu for LAC A GOAL
Kek

>>77502508
huddersfield.
Yiadom when?

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>Lacazette
>The new Henry
>Get subbed in a friendly

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>>77502432
ill show you incredible

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>subbing off lacazette

>>77502498
Yorkshire's bin
Bradford:Yorkshire::London:UK

>>77502503
Its the prepopped stuff from M&S

>>77502511
>>77502514
>>77502515
Which flag came first?

>>77502519
January, but for a price

he won't stay with us

>chamberlain

and he complains of lack of starts? Nowhere good as he think he is. Maybe he should lose some of that fat carcass he's carryig from all those Nandos

so thats it then.
Lacazette is a confirmed flop.

>>77502508
about to move to york in october for uni. Are yorkshire girls attracted to 22 year old manic-depressive undergraduates?

>>77502536
kek

bring on morata

>subazette

So you have Emirates stadium and emirates sponsor on the jersey, why doesn't Arsenal get oil money like the other middleeastern sponsored teams?

>>77502550
what accent do you have?

based

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>>77502488
Is Dickon kill?

>>77502536
Monaco

>>77502550
got a mate at the uni of york

I couldn't tell you - you'll probably have some luck

did he just call david luiz a brazillian bender

wtf

>David 'The Brazilian Bender' Luiz

kek, those BT commentators

>>77502559

They are owned by a slimy yank

>>77502551
>tesco brand austria having a kek at someone else's flag
bold

Really want to suck some Yorkshire willy

>>77502558
once sanchez goes arsenal will literally have no top quality in their entire squad. could see them finishing 8th-10th this year desu

>>77502570
Nah he gets captured and burnt to death though

>>77502552

morata is the batsyuai for this season. hes on at 80 min

>>77502508
Sheffield reporting in

>>77502566
Somewhere between none and brummie

>>77502543
>Lacasit

>>77502589
where were you when I was single
>>77502598
blade or owl

>>77502550
>22
>Uni

wonder if it hurts for cech to head the ball

poll for the ages, lads.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13639800
http://www.strawpoll.me/13639800

>>77502607
Could be doing a post grad degree.

Worst Arsenal players

>1. MUH OX
>2. Xhaka

And now I'm bored...those two are the worst though.

>>77502607
I know. Med school did not go well

Kolasinac bossing Chelshit twink

>>77502598
is sheffield and yorkshire in general worth a visit? looking for easy slags to fuck, maybe watching a wednesday game and some sightseeing.

>>77502599
probably then.

>>77502607
It's never too late.

>>77502628
>maybe watching a wednesday game
don't do that

leeds is a better night out for slags imo

>>77502625
Fuck off back to pol herman

>>77502628
yorkshire is great

i wouldn't go out of my way to visit sheffield though; it's not even proper yorkshire

>>77502618
>Polls involving arsecunts
Gonna get spammed

>floprata

>>77502599
Is it brummie or yamyam?

>>77502628
watch the blades instead.
i can't comment on sheffield, but i can guarentee halifax, leeds, and manchester has loads of slags

>>77502628

South Yorkshire is basically a ghost town from my experience

>>77502628
Go to heartbeat country. Literally the only part of Yorkshire worth visiting.

>>77501900

the one about the club and it not being able to handle me at this moment in time

Morata, make way make way Morata

stop talking about yorkshire you fucking northern animals

Morientes in

That was a cracking shoot from Jacka

why would you bring on Walcott to break down a parked bus

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morata is spanish for murat

Holy shit

>>77502676
Its torres

post Morata sister

>>77502673
>calling folk animals after a sophisticated well mannered chat. youre inferiority complex is showing >:)

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>xhaka had his once a month wonderkick
>saved by ubermensch 2m giant
how can manlets compete

>>77502707
what a mess this post is

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>mfw Pep gets shat on by the gulls

>70m

Why are Chelsea wearing all royal blue? They look like Leicester kits

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>>77502707

>>77502717
let myself down desu

>>77502673
>yorkshire
>the north
Don't even consider them northern. Photo-southerners if anything. Lancashire is the place to be in the north these days.

80mil shot right there

Way to shit a 10/10 pass from Willian

>>77502717
you do sound mad though

sorry your post-industrial hell complex didn't receive the "god's own" epithet

>Morata

>>77502730

Because Arsenal are wearing white socks

HIS HAIR IS STILL RED HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

>making pedro play this much despite not playing more than 30mins in preseason

stupid

>>77502733
lancashite is literally below us though

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thought morata was meant to be good???

what a dirty spic cunt

filthy scumbag cheat

morata is going to flop hard i just know it

achillles chop. cheating chelshit scum.

>PEDRITO

KEK

>pretend to cramp after hard tackle
dirty spic

>Red
What

>red in a friendly
lel

?????????????????????

>pedro fucking up my fantasy team being a silly cunt

cheers mate

LEL

How was that a red

BASED FUCKING TANK

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ARSENAL ARSENAL ARSENAL

>bring Morata on
>concede
lmao

BALDTE BTFO
BALDTE BTFO
BALDTE BTFO
BALDTE BTFO

wew

>>77502793
>studs up tackle through the back of the player miles away from the ball
who knows

LEL
WENGER IN

JUST FUCK ME UP SENPAI

>not even close to a red
>friendly game
>boob madley

FUCK YES ARSENAL, LET IT STAY LIKE THIS SO IT GOES TO EXTRA TIME PLEASE! THEN PENALTIES HERE WE COME!

wow just unbelievable

???????

does this mean he's suspended in the premier league? i need to know for my fantasy team

Whelp

always forget pedro's a dirty little cunt

Seems like the amount of blacks has increased by 30% this season... :-/

>Celebrating a friendly goal that hard
wtf

refball

HAHAHAHAHAHA

should have subbed him off 10 mins ago

lazy, tired tackle.. but still a yellow

>>77502684
hmmmmmmmmmmm

KOLAGOAT KOLAGOAT KOLAGOAT KOLAGOAT KOLAGOAT KOLAGOAT KOLAGOAT KOLAGOAT KOLAGOAT KOLAGOAT KOLAGOAT KOLAGOAT KOLAGOAT KOLAGOAT KOLAGOAT KOLAGOAT KOLAGOAT KOLAGOAT KOLAGOAT KOLAGOAT KOLAGOAT KOLAGOAT KOLAGOAT KOLAGOAT KOLAGOAT KOLAGOAT KOLAGOAT KOLAGOAT

CHELSEA ABSOLUTELY BTFO

Please say this goes straight to pens

Literally signing of the season

>OLIVIER GIROUD!....... and Kolasinac following that in ... and it's Kolasinac that's scored

Ian Darke is an autist who shouldn't have a job.

>>77502793
because he literally put his studs into Elneny's ankle

what a vile little spic runt

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

KALASHNAKOFF

>>77502793
>studs
>from behind

Can see why

BULLIIIEEDDDDDDD

>>77502684
damn this slut is hot

honestly think arsenal are going to win the league.

>>77502816
No.

REFBALL

Don't worry Chelsea friends Álvaro Troncata will fix this

>>77502816
No you mong

HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BASED BOSNIAN HULK

I WANT MY ARSENAL FAN TV
IT'S BEEN 2 MONTHS

>>77502816
They just said it will.

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>>77502698
qt

fa cup all over again

its an arsenal get carried by the ref to win a glorified friendly they'll celebrate episode